Speaker 1: The Nick Glazer here's Nicky. Hello. Here I am the
Speaker 1: Sticky Glazers Nick Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Thursday.
Speaker 1: We are wearing all green today. For what reason I
Speaker 1: don't know. Andrew and I both showed up wearing green
Speaker 1: and we decided that Noah should go put on some
Speaker 1: green too, and that's what she did. That's what kind
Speaker 1: of show this is, Andrew, You're wearing like an entire
Speaker 1: master's uniform, like the golf tournament Masters weekend. Does someone
Speaker 1: send you this the Master's weekend this weekend? My mom
Speaker 1: got me with these clothes. Interesting fact, my mom has
Speaker 1: had Master's tickets for the last twenty years. I don't
Speaker 1: know the exact details of it, but she won a
Speaker 1: raffle like twenty years ago and we just found out
Speaker 1: twenty years later that we've had a Master's tickets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't you go? It's a lun Actually I probably
Speaker 1: can't get it's a long story. But like the people
Speaker 1: that also were in, so I believe her friends sign
Speaker 1: themselves up for this raffle right to win ticket. Then
Speaker 1: they go, hey, can we double up and have you
Speaker 1: go in with us. We'll sign your name up just
Speaker 1: to see maybe we'll give us more of a chance
Speaker 1: to win, and then she won. But it's like when
Speaker 1: you tip a lottery ticket and if the person wins,
Speaker 1: the person is like, actually I bought it. That was
Speaker 1: just yeah, exactly, you know what I mean exactly. So
Speaker 1: I used to love that movie where Nicholas Cage tips
Speaker 1: the latter ticket and then the waitress wins. It could
Speaker 1: happen to you. I think it's called Oh my God,
Speaker 1: it was so good. I loved rom coms between um
Speaker 1: nine um? Why is this very the name? The Masters?
Speaker 1: Not good, not great, not great, just when it's a
Speaker 1: sport that's really seems like very white. You know. Also
Speaker 1: I kind of like, uh, you're just a master of
Speaker 1: something that could make sense. I guess that's more of
Speaker 1: what it's about. And they're like, no, it's actually about
Speaker 1: a slave owner. They're like, yeah, no, that's like the
Speaker 1: slaves built the court. What is the Masters? For someone
Speaker 1: who does it? It's like the number one tournament, isn't
Speaker 1: it It's where golfers get together and make fun of
Speaker 1: black people. And then is Tiger Woods playing? What is it? Really? No,
Speaker 1: it's like yes, so Tiger Tiger out in the car wreck.
Speaker 1: We all know that um and he played with his
Speaker 1: son and a father's son tournament earlier where he was
Speaker 1: hitting decent. No one really knew if he'd come back
Speaker 1: to full on competition, and people tracked his airplane from Jupiter,
Speaker 1: Florida to Augusta, Georgia. And so he's at the Masters
Speaker 1: at the Master's right now. We do not know yet.
Speaker 1: He has not agreed. It's people think he's definitely playing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why would he? You would never go to Augusta unless
Speaker 1: you're playing in the Masters. It's the worst place ever.
Speaker 1: It's the worst town I've ever been to. I guess
Speaker 1: his argument is he doesn't want to play unless he
Speaker 1: feels like he can win. That's what people are thinking.
Speaker 1: So unless he really feels like he can win, he's
Speaker 1: not going to play. Isn't that everyone who would play
Speaker 1: if they didn't think they were going to win, someone
Speaker 1: that hasn't won twenty times already, just to like maybe
Speaker 1: make a little make a splash. Yeah, Like, I get it.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be embarrassed. I guess, I mean,
Speaker 1: is he ready? But I don't know. With like Tom
Speaker 1: Brady coming back that was so so like how many
Speaker 1: people saw. I feel like I saw that coming, Like
Speaker 1: it's like the Share reunion, like the farewell tour she has,
Speaker 1: like so many of them. People are allowed to second
Speaker 1: guess when they quit, but it just seems I don't.
Speaker 1: I really liked tom Brady going out being like I'm
Speaker 1: going out as like the greatest, you know, like like
Speaker 1: the way Seinfeldt did where I'm going out when I
Speaker 1: want to go out, not when people are tired of me. Yes,
Speaker 1: But I think, but I think Tom Brady is hard.
Speaker 1: He's not there yet. He's not He's still got something
Speaker 1: not declining. His numbers are just as good as they
Speaker 1: if not. But you want to go before you even
Speaker 1: start to decline, even a little smidge, Like you want
Speaker 1: to go out sincerely on top instead of like, oh,
Speaker 1: like did he have he didn't have the I mean,
Speaker 1: he didn't go to the super Bowl, he didn't have
Speaker 1: the best season possible. It probably he probably wants to
Speaker 1: go out on a super Bowl, wouldn't you think, Well,
Speaker 1: he won the super Bowl the year before. I know,
Speaker 1: but that his last season. Don't you think he'd probably
Speaker 1: is aiming it just didn't feel as complete this time.
Speaker 1: I just think he thinks he has more left in him.
Speaker 1: I just think I don't know. I think he likes
Speaker 1: to compete. I think he went home with his family
Speaker 1: and his kid tried to kiss him. He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: going back. This kid was like, this is what you wanted. Dad. Like,
Speaker 1: he's like, I'd rather go hit, but it hit by
Speaker 1: a three and fifty points Lineman to make out with
Speaker 1: you boy. Yeah, Well, so you're gearing up for the Masters.
Speaker 1: You're very excited about it. I so obsessed, you know me,
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely obsessed with golf right now. And the Masters
Speaker 1: is you know, a lot of a lot of tournament
Speaker 1: golf tournaments, they go to different courses, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Like, so it's like it's kind of cool,
Speaker 1: a change of scenery, whatever. This is always the same.
Speaker 1: It's always the same. It's always constant, is the golf course.
Speaker 1: Why don't people just play that all year long to
Speaker 1: get ready for it and never do anything else so
Speaker 1: that they can just be better than anyone else who's
Speaker 1: paying all the other ones. That's a good point. So
Speaker 1: you know all the ins and outs of just one course.
Speaker 1: You get it all on one course. But that's like
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. Last episode instead of getting a
Speaker 1: B and every Also you'd make way less money. But
Speaker 1: there's a lot of reasons why you write it. But
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. There are people that do
Speaker 1: play it considerably more times. Is it the number one
Speaker 1: one though, or is there like there's the p G A,
Speaker 1: so the that's just the US Open, the British Open,
Speaker 1: PGA Championship and the Masters are at A four times.
Speaker 1: My god, it just reminds me of soft spoken men.
Speaker 1: And he's teeing up at and his start is really
Speaker 1: looking good today and it's a beautiful weather, and then
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, light clap. Yeah yeah. But it's
Speaker 1: always just reminds me of a SMRs. Very gentlemen speaking
Speaker 1: in hushtones and you know, just commenting on things very quietly.
Speaker 1: Even though they're in a room like far away where
Speaker 1: they could be like Edie's teeing up Eddie Swift, like
Speaker 1: they're not right there, they could definitely talk at a
Speaker 1: full volume, right yeah, even when there's a huge chip
Speaker 1: in or put in, they keep it. You know. Soccer
Speaker 1: announcers will screen goal like you know, like they're getting
Speaker 1: robbed at that point, but uh yeah, they just they're
Speaker 1: just like, huh, well, there it is, folks. They went
Speaker 1: in the hole and everyone's losing their fucking mind out
Speaker 1: and the ground like I get it, I guess, Like,
Speaker 1: but I missed that. It is very soothing. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean they could do anything. I mean they could tell
Speaker 1: me you have cancer and I'd be like, this sounds nice.
Speaker 1: Cancer in your neck? Um, it's pretty bad. I've been
Speaker 1: getting back into SMR so big, Like I've been just
Speaker 1: watching massage videos. That was my first for a into
Speaker 1: a SMR. Was like I was just it was I've
Speaker 1: been doing a SMR for over ten years now, or
Speaker 1: like I discovered the community and because it is a discovery,
Speaker 1: like people that have a SMR, you know, you know
Speaker 1: as a child that you have something special, some weird thing.
Speaker 1: Everyone who has a SMR is the same story of
Speaker 1: like this feeling I got as a child. I knew
Speaker 1: what would trigger it, but I couldn't get it to
Speaker 1: like I couldn't get people to keep that going for me,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't really I didn't know what to ask
Speaker 1: for to make that feeling happen again. It feels like
Speaker 1: oddly sexual and I remember I used to watch massage
Speaker 1: videos all the time because I was like they were
Speaker 1: so soothing to me just because I wanted to have
Speaker 1: that massage. I was like kind of watching it and
Speaker 1: then but there was something other factor that was like
Speaker 1: making my head like buzz and feel like really like
Speaker 1: oh like numbing out. And then I remember just seeing
Speaker 1: a video that was tagged with a SMR and I
Speaker 1: was like, what is a SMR? And then oh boy,
Speaker 1: did my world just like burst open? And I was
Speaker 1: just actually that d M show that I was talking
Speaker 1: about yesterday that they were asking about me about my
Speaker 1: d M S. I was sharing one that Molly Shannon
Speaker 1: from sn L slid into my d M S to like,
Speaker 1: you know, say, I was funny and something. It was
Speaker 1: like one of the best compliments I've ever gotten. And um,
Speaker 1: she was one of the first celebrities like come out
Speaker 1: about having a SMR. And I remember everyone was like,
Speaker 1: Polly Shannon has a SMR and um, and I just
Speaker 1: it isn't we It was it used. It's a lot
Speaker 1: more acceptable now, but in the beginning it was super
Speaker 1: super weird. I cannot believe people like kind of it's
Speaker 1: kind of mainstream now where if you don't have it,
Speaker 1: you at least maybe know about it or have heard
Speaker 1: of it. But it is. It's just a weird thing
Speaker 1: that I like to hear people like talk softly. It
Speaker 1: makes me think of I have a buddy and his
Speaker 1: and he disciplines his kids, and you know, at time
Speaker 1: till yell, he'll scream at his kids, you know. And uh.
Speaker 1: His wife was like, you can't. You can't yell at
Speaker 1: the kids. You're scaring not only that kid, you're scaring
Speaker 1: the other kids. You're scaring me. And so he goes, Okay,
Speaker 1: I won't yell anymore. So now he if the kid
Speaker 1: does bad, I'll be like, you're gonna put that away.
Speaker 1: And if you do that again, there's gonna be really
Speaker 1: a lot of trouble for you. And his wife was like,
Speaker 1: go back to yelling. I can't. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't have you. You sound it's like nails on a chick.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have a guy yelling you or or
Speaker 1: oh person too? So it's like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know what you would like more? You know, get
Speaker 1: it's true though, like I never got really I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of like when I get yelled at, Now
Speaker 1: I get really it just is not something that happened
Speaker 1: to me a lot as a kid. Like, I know
Speaker 1: that a lot of people get communicated that way, like
Speaker 1: my mom would like sometimes my parents would like get
Speaker 1: into arguments and it would get loud, but it was
Speaker 1: never like it would only get yelly, very seldomly. But
Speaker 1: I think that a lot of people just revert to this,
Speaker 1: like to like shouting and screaming, and it's very rattling,
Speaker 1: and I I don't I just feel so bad for
Speaker 1: people who don't know how to communicate and handle their
Speaker 1: emotions in other ways, Like it's it's it must be
Speaker 1: really scary because I've been overwhelmed with anger before and
Speaker 1: been like I'm saying things and doing things and talking
Speaker 1: in a way that I cannot control, like it is
Speaker 1: out of my hands. And also like my dad, I
Speaker 1: am sorry, my dad. You know, being from New York,
Speaker 1: they're just you know, you know New Yorkers, they're loud talkers.
Speaker 1: They're they're not yelling, they're just talking loud constantly. Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but in your kitchen two ft away from you,
Speaker 1: telling you pepper. Yeah, Like my dad could get an
Speaker 1: uber from ten miles away, but with just yelling, so
Speaker 1: so my dad. He would like he would yell a lot,
Speaker 1: like a lot like he was. He talked like like this,
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, you gotta like this kind of voice.
Speaker 1: And one time I remember like I just gave it
Speaker 1: back like whatever I thought that volume was of his voice,
Speaker 1: I gave it back to him. He just goes, hey,
Speaker 1: why are you yelling? I go, Dad, You've been fucking
Speaker 1: yelling my whole life, Like like I was just like, yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you had like a Dawson's Creek moment?
Speaker 1: Was that a DAWs Like whatever? I mean, just like
Speaker 1: just a mini serious moment of like Dad, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But it was just like I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, you feel crazy, you feel like not gasolate.
Speaker 1: I hate that. I don't know why. I don't like
Speaker 1: that work, but like I'm not. I wasn't, but it
Speaker 1: was just like you've been now you are because you
Speaker 1: were made. It's that word is tossed around a lot,
Speaker 1: but it does really define a thing that happens to
Speaker 1: a lot of us unintentionally, and we do it to
Speaker 1: others unintentionally. Of where you it is not the way
Speaker 1: you perceive things. So you think that the way the
Speaker 1: persons saying they perceive it cannot be true, and people
Speaker 1: just don't understand that people have different feelings and different perceptions.
Speaker 1: So just because the way you're talking doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: you have a tone to you. I do get very
Speaker 1: upset though, when people are like, you're yelling, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: but to me, I'm like, it's it's hard to hear.
Speaker 1: It's hard to hear yourself. It really is like to
Speaker 1: really understand why you come across as and as someone
Speaker 1: who has like seeing themselves not only in podcasts where
Speaker 1: I've kind of let it go or this reality show
Speaker 1: where it's like you see a side of yourself where
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, wow, that's what I sound like. It's
Speaker 1: you're not always aware of your tone. But I do
Speaker 1: think yelling for me happens in arguments when I just
Speaker 1: feel like I'm not being heard. I just don't understand
Speaker 1: people that start with a yell mine as escalates to
Speaker 1: a yell when it's like you're just trying to get
Speaker 1: a word in because the other person and you just
Speaker 1: you want to be here. It's it's just two people
Speaker 1: wanting to be heard. And I think that's why arguments
Speaker 1: so much benefit or like in a couple of situation
Speaker 1: of like I am going to just shut up no
Speaker 1: matter what and let you talk until you're done, like
Speaker 1: set a timer almost, and then I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: and you have to listen until I'm done, with no interruptions.
Speaker 1: And then let's repeat back to each other what we
Speaker 1: just said, so that because we just want to be
Speaker 1: heard and not heard in a way that the person
Speaker 1: is staring at the ground like shaking their head, like
Speaker 1: like nodding along, like you're not hearing me, You're in
Speaker 1: your own thoughts. Now say back to me what I
Speaker 1: just said to you, because I want to know that
Speaker 1: you understood it. And I think that's even if you
Speaker 1: disagree with what they're telling you. I think I just
Speaker 1: feel like, for me, most men that I've dealt with,
Speaker 1: I think the key to arguing with men and getting
Speaker 1: heart is letting them be heard, because they ben really
Speaker 1: want to be understood. From what I glean, they just
Speaker 1: want to see that you understand them, just not interrupted,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's hard when you're trying to just
Speaker 1: say I'm just kidding. Sorry, no no, no, no, you
Speaker 1: don't you don't Apparently you didn't hear what I said.
Speaker 1: Because what I was saying was what you did? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? No? No, But yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes I'll yell if I don't have
Speaker 1: the vocabulary to be smart enough to speak in this
Speaker 1: tone and get my point across, Like sometimes you need
Speaker 1: emotion if you can't if you're too dumb for yes,
Speaker 1: and you need cuss words to fill it, And then
Speaker 1: it becomes a lot more volatile. But it's really because
Speaker 1: you don't have You're just filling it in spaces where
Speaker 1: you don't have anything else to say. But then it
Speaker 1: suddenly becomes very violent. Yeah, I feel like we only
Speaker 1: got in a fight where we were like screaming at
Speaker 1: each other one time, and it was that kind of
Speaker 1: thing of like like I didn't want to listen to you,
Speaker 1: you didn't want to listen to me, So it was
Speaker 1: just like who can be louder so that we can
Speaker 1: get through to the other person. And then it becomes wow,
Speaker 1: neither of us are going to shut up enough to
Speaker 1: hear each other, So I'm going to keep yelling as
Speaker 1: I leave and then slam the door so that it's
Speaker 1: like hanging up while you're still in the hallway. I
Speaker 1: was still I was like, I'm gonna yell one more time. Yes,
Speaker 1: that doesn't feel like our relationship anymore. That doesn't even
Speaker 1: maybe because we're living together, and it was a different
Speaker 1: kind of like it was just a different kind of energy.
Speaker 1: But I just yes, I don't know, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what we're fighting. But that's the funny thing is
Speaker 1: like izza, most of the fights you get into the pizza.
Speaker 1: It was pizza pizza gate, and yeah, it was well,
Speaker 1: pizza was like an epitome of like like you were
Speaker 1: telling me how to pizza pizza and I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: the pizza, it's fine. I know what I'm doing with
Speaker 1: the I'm forty one as And I was like, and
Speaker 1: I was feeling frustrated because you were you were ignoring
Speaker 1: me on purpose when I was actually saying something helpful.
Speaker 1: But but that was a response to me doing that
Speaker 1: too much, so you go the other way. It's like
Speaker 1: we we it was, it's just but in the end,
Speaker 1: it's just like it's just so funny that the things
Speaker 1: that you do think are so important. That's stoicism, like
Speaker 1: the stoicism baby, like just thinking about the stuff when
Speaker 1: you are arriving at a thing that You're like, is
Speaker 1: just you know, capturing your attention, taking up all your thoughts,
Speaker 1: something you're worried about, something that you're regretting, something that
Speaker 1: you're dreading. What are the stoics practices that I'm reading
Speaker 1: about Is that you think about in the future, think
Speaker 1: about ten years from now what this is going to
Speaker 1: look like. And I know that seems very simple, but
Speaker 1: I don't think we do that that often, where we
Speaker 1: maybe take a similar problem that you had ten years ago,
Speaker 1: which you probably can't even come up with because you
Speaker 1: don't remember any problems that were that you had ten
Speaker 1: years ago. Because when you when you look at them
Speaker 1: from a distance or another way that they also do.
Speaker 1: It is whatever thing you're struggling with, you imagine that
Speaker 1: your friend is struggling with it, and you talk to
Speaker 1: yourself in third person, like giving advice, and it just
Speaker 1: sounds so simple, like duh, you know if it was,
Speaker 1: but just doing these really dumb simple things of like,
Speaker 1: you know, whatever I'm worried about tomorrow, Like this weekend,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I have to fly to
Speaker 1: Winnipeg and do a show and like be my best
Speaker 1: self because it's the first night of this tour. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited about it. Then the next night I have
Speaker 1: to go to Vancouver and like be excited and it's
Speaker 1: like I'm dreading on this flight and I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: what would I say to a friend that was like
Speaker 1: feeling stressed out about this? And I would say, like,
Speaker 1: how cool is it that you even get to travel
Speaker 1: across Canada in one day. It's the miracle of air
Speaker 1: travel that Luis k joke that you love. And also
Speaker 1: like you're gonna be very old someday and look back
Speaker 1: and be like, God, I wish I could still travel
Speaker 1: like that and lug around suitcases and was able bodied
Speaker 1: enough to sit on a plane for seven hours, and
Speaker 1: um that people were that excited to see me, and
Speaker 1: I the ability to stay on stage for hours at
Speaker 1: a time. So yeah, it just gets me out of
Speaker 1: it almost instantly. Sometimes. Yeah, you could like think about
Speaker 1: think about like the one like there's two fans right
Speaker 1: in Winnipeg right now that I can never see you.
Speaker 1: That yeah, just too. But just pictured to Joe the
Speaker 1: Plumber and Steve the barber. Oh my god, the plumber reference,
Speaker 1: So no, but or whatever, Vanessa the hairdresser. My point
Speaker 1: being is that there's there's people in Winnipeg right now
Speaker 1: that I've never got to see you live, right, Imagine
Speaker 1: it's being in their shoes of being like I gotta
Speaker 1: get my hair done, I gotta get ready, I'm going
Speaker 1: to see my favorite comedian. Like this is my whole day.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this. First, you think about that,
Speaker 1: because then I start freaking out that I can't live
Speaker 1: up to that, like they're giving it too much. Then
Speaker 1: I started. But my point being it's like it's like
Speaker 1: is it's like if you're feeling like whatever, why is
Speaker 1: it even worth it? It is worth it? And yes,
Speaker 1: but I get that. I get the other side. Do
Speaker 1: you never think it's not worth it? I just have
Speaker 1: dread of like it's gonna be a long day of
Speaker 1: like lines and feeling tired and and really a lot
Speaker 1: of time to just ruminate about what I was just saying,
Speaker 1: which is like, oh no, I haven't done stand up
Speaker 1: in a while, Like what if I don't give these
Speaker 1: people to show that they asked for, Like people are
Speaker 1: sometimes telling me how much they're paying for tickets, and
Speaker 1: it just like I'm like, oh no, no, the hairdresser
Speaker 1: is broke. Yes, I'm like should I I need to
Speaker 1: go down on these people are something extra, Like I
Speaker 1: just you know, I'm so that I really I'm I'm
Speaker 1: just so grateful and that that that really is it.
Speaker 1: I gotta think about those people that I know how
Speaker 1: excited I get when I get to see my favorite performers,
Speaker 1: and so it just feels awesome that I get to
Speaker 1: give that to some people. Um. Yeah, so it's gonna
Speaker 1: be fun. Let's take a quick break and we're gonna
Speaker 1: come back with an all fan tracks the rest of
Speaker 1: the episode right after this, and we're back, um real quick,
Speaker 1: before we get too fantax. I just got texts from
Speaker 1: a mil Joachim. We are taping this on Tuesday, and
Speaker 1: he just did his set and he said, dude, just
Speaker 1: taped it was so fun. Holy sh it, your tip
Speaker 1: about right before the curtain, just having that moment was
Speaker 1: so useful. I love you so much, thank you for everything.
Speaker 1: So I told him, I said, thinking of you today,
Speaker 1: I wish I could be there. This is just the
Speaker 1: start of a long career for you. Have as much
Speaker 1: fun as possible and try to take a moment right
Speaker 1: before the curtain opens, when you get to stand alone
Speaker 1: by yourself for the first time, like all day, it's
Speaker 1: the only time you're alone and not on stage. It's
Speaker 1: like you have this weird moment where they mike you
Speaker 1: and they you they have to back away from you
Speaker 1: because the curtains get open and it's just you by
Speaker 1: yourself and you're just behind the curtain and there's no
Speaker 1: one looking at you and you're just alone, and it's
Speaker 1: it's just a chance to like reflect and and I said, um,
Speaker 1: and just basking how cool this all is. You are
Speaker 1: an incredible talent and this is the only the beginning. Um.
Speaker 1: And so I'm so glad he I knew, I mean,
Speaker 1: I knew he would kill I'm so happy for him.
Speaker 1: It's so fun to get to like, yeah, like have Uh,
Speaker 1: it's so nice to be able to give advice to someone.
Speaker 1: I have to say about a meal where he's twenty four,
Speaker 1: but he's really actually able to put it into practice,
Speaker 1: like the fact that he actually did that behind the
Speaker 1: curtain and had that moment, Like he's just a very
Speaker 1: mature person for his age. I would have been like whatever,
Speaker 1: like an old veteran like telling me this thing, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be nervous, and I want to be nervous,
Speaker 1: and that's how I'm gonna do it. Like I'm really
Speaker 1: into people who are open to trying it a different
Speaker 1: way or like are open too, because some people are
Speaker 1: like I know what I'm like before set, I'm nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be thinking about it all day. That's just
Speaker 1: the way I am. I get that, but like it's
Speaker 1: it's just nice. I need to be more like that too,
Speaker 1: of like just being open to maybe thinking I don't
Speaker 1: have it all figured out and like just trying something
Speaker 1: new and in that moment to try that, to have
Speaker 1: that uh work is nice. It's an amazing thing to
Speaker 1: know that. Like I still think about when a Meal
Speaker 1: picked us up from the airport and drove us an
Speaker 1: hour to worry Bloomington and just right away like we
Speaker 1: went to subway and just right away having a we
Speaker 1: both like we we really loved this kid, Like he
Speaker 1: really was like so like he listened and he was
Speaker 1: so mature beyond like well beyond his years. And then
Speaker 1: you gave him a guest set he did so well,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, there was just so many things
Speaker 1: of like okay, like oh this kid, he doesn't even
Speaker 1: just feel like another stand up. He just I don't know,
Speaker 1: he feels like an old friend somehow and a young kid.
Speaker 1: And I was just so yeah, So I was really
Speaker 1: like when I when I I've been like really like
Speaker 1: emotional about him, like doing I don't doing these kinds
Speaker 1: of things because like we lived together too, like like
Speaker 1: he is kind of our son, like I lived like
Speaker 1: on the road, I sleep next to it. Like you know,
Speaker 1: I freaking make love to this kid boy. You know. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, but I'm glad that you're finally
Speaker 1: coming out about it and gently kiss each other like
Speaker 1: un till the early morning, and like, okay, that's why
Speaker 1: he's not going on tour with us anymore. See he
Speaker 1: said there was he was just wanting to work clubs.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know it was because you were No.
Speaker 1: I wasn't praying on him. Don't put words in his
Speaker 1: mouth that he said, don't find my penis in his mouth.
Speaker 1: But I really know you're right. He's a special kid,
Speaker 1: and like when we first met him, I feel the
Speaker 1: same way. It's it is so funny to think of
Speaker 1: in any of your friendships. I mean I think back
Speaker 1: to like the way you know, we're talking about it
Speaker 1: on a couple episodes ago of just like how we
Speaker 1: all met and like the first time meeting in your
Speaker 1: first impressions, and you know, I just thought he was
Speaker 1: just another comic picking us up from the airport. And
Speaker 1: he had on like like sixties like fifties doo wop music,
Speaker 1: and I was like, how old does he think we are?
Speaker 1: And he was just so conversational and so um. It's
Speaker 1: just there's some comics you meet that you're just like,
Speaker 1: this person really is funny and cares about it, but
Speaker 1: they're That's the best part about comedy is like the
Speaker 1: friends I've made, because I think it does attract really smart,
Speaker 1: like emotional men, and I think that that's why I
Speaker 1: love so many of the male friends that I've made
Speaker 1: through comedies, because you guys. You know, as Pat Allen
Speaker 1: told me on the phone one she was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I was worried about like, oh my god, I'm masculine
Speaker 1: energy or I'm like, I'm feminine energy and I want
Speaker 1: to find or I'm masculine energy and probably you know,
Speaker 1: because I do stand up, That's what she said. And
Speaker 1: she was like, and I was like, oh, I have
Speaker 1: a crush on this comedian at the time. I did,
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, well, that's fine because male
Speaker 1: comics are uh, feminine energy because that for a woman
Speaker 1: to do that, it takes masculine energy for a man
Speaker 1: to do it. It's very emotional to do stand up
Speaker 1: and to talk up there and like share yourself and
Speaker 1: I think that that's what I see, and like a
Speaker 1: meal and you is like men who are willing to
Speaker 1: get a little bit deeper and talk realer things. And
Speaker 1: I just appreciate that so much. So let's get to
Speaker 1: the funny would be if he bombed, Like we're talking
Speaker 1: about this because I had so much fun and then
Speaker 1: we watched the said and we watched it, we're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Um, all right, before we get to
Speaker 1: fan trax, do you guys want to plug some tour dates? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's plug some tour dates coming up. We have Texas
Speaker 1: next week starting on Thursday, I'm going to be in Austin,
Speaker 1: Texas two shows at the Paramount Theater, and then we
Speaker 1: are doing Irving, Texas on Friday night that is like
Speaker 1: Houston area, and then on Saturday, Dallas. I'm sorry, Irving
Speaker 1: is Dallas. I'm so sorry about that. And then on Saturday,
Speaker 1: we will be in Houston, Texas. And yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: a Texas it's a Texas Texas week next week. And
Speaker 1: then I is just announced I'm going on a little
Speaker 1: mini tour with Bert Kreisher this summer. Um and tickets
Speaker 1: are available and Mark Norman and other comedians. There's a
Speaker 1: video that came out. It's not out yet as we're
Speaker 1: taping this, but it's out now as you're hearing it,
Speaker 1: and um, it is called the fuck what is it called? Uh,
Speaker 1: you can get tickets at one second. Hold on, let
Speaker 1: me just look at this really quickly. Okay, we're doing
Speaker 1: We're doing like stadiums and or like small stadiums, amphitheaters,
Speaker 1: and it is Oh my godware is and I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Kiser likes Nikki Glazer's Legs tour. I did put my
Speaker 1: legs in the video for it that I've made for
Speaker 1: him because I did like a little promotional video. So, um,
Speaker 1: it is called the fully Loaded Festival. So you can
Speaker 1: go to fully Loaded Festival dot com to checkout tickets there.
Speaker 1: We're doing arenas, race ways and minor league stadiums and amphitheaters.
Speaker 1: Me Bert Kreisher and a handful of other like really
Speaker 1: great comics. But I would actually love for you to
Speaker 1: come see me alone too, So whatever you can do.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to fathers. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: to it. Uh what are what are the bust you saying?
Speaker 1: They're saying all sorts of things, but let's start with Danny, Hi,
Speaker 1: Nicky Andrew No, uh, um, this is Danny. I'm calling
Speaker 1: from a New York City, UM, and I have a
Speaker 1: kid to report. Um. I was waiting for the subway
Speaker 1: this morning on the platform and I saw multiple people
Speaker 1: walking around with those like fucking tinfoil blankets that they
Speaker 1: give you after you're on a marathon. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: I think this is pretty cut. It's kind of like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I ran a marathon, Like we get it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, I don't think you need that?
Speaker 1: Do you need that? I really don't think you need that. Um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: that's my kid, and um Jedge Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack,
Speaker 1: and Drew. I love that I was melodic. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: runners are. Um. We know that you're runner because you
Speaker 1: look sick, and we know that you ran a marathon
Speaker 1: because you look like very thin and wobbly and tired
Speaker 1: and dehydrated, and your nipples are bleeding. Like, I get it,
Speaker 1: you're wearing a metal around your neck. I know that
Speaker 1: some people get annoyed when people when runners wear they're
Speaker 1: like metals all weekend after a Marazon, let them have
Speaker 1: that day. But the blanket, no, no one needs that.
Speaker 1: If I have a run a Marazon, will I be
Speaker 1: supporting a blanket? You're damn right I will. But it
Speaker 1: is it is look at me, it is yea. And
Speaker 1: it also looks like you're showing off in front of
Speaker 1: a homeless persons. Do you like that? Yeah, look at this.
Speaker 1: I need it for an hour. I need it for
Speaker 1: an hour? Is that cool? Oh? You need it? Are
Speaker 1: you cold? But I just ran feter bleeding because I
Speaker 1: ran twenty six miles while are your feet bleeding? Oh?
Speaker 1: Because you don't have shoes and you haven't been allowed
Speaker 1: to bathe? And I make like three million a year,
Speaker 1: But I say, like, I like, I like raise like
Speaker 1: thirty eight dollars for St. Jude, So so like I'm
Speaker 1: better than you, and I'm like warm, I'm actually too warm?
Speaker 1: You want one of my I have like three blankets.
Speaker 1: Those blankets seem so like it kind of makes me go,
Speaker 1: like like when I think about cotton being pulled apart,
Speaker 1: or nails on the chalkboard, like putting on a plastic
Speaker 1: blanket on your sweaty skin, Like I want something, I
Speaker 1: want a towel. Why not a towel? Because I think
Speaker 1: they they I think what it is the right, right,
Speaker 1: there's a reason. Well, yes, I do think it's and
Speaker 1: they all act, but that is the only day that
Speaker 1: people really get to be celebrities when your city is
Speaker 1: doing a marathon and the people that have run it
Speaker 1: get to like limp around and they wear their their
Speaker 1: number all day. The number were in performing in the
Speaker 1: Chicago marathon was the same weekend you remember, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: catching our flight. They were all like camped out around
Speaker 1: just like sharing each other's times and like talking about
Speaker 1: pictures of each other. And I'm like, I was actually impressed,
Speaker 1: Like I'm impressed by anyone who can run that much.
Speaker 1: It's really insane. My little brother ran one in like
Speaker 1: three hours and forty five minutes, which is pretty fucking solid. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that I'm going to act like that's good
Speaker 1: or not, because I really don't know. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: when you break it down, it's that is good. I
Speaker 1: think under four hours is pretty damn good. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, but you're obsessed, like you have to run
Speaker 1: like twenty miles a week before. Like it's I ran
Speaker 1: two miles yesterday in the park. I felt pretty good
Speaker 1: about that. Hell yeah, dude, I mean you got to start.
Speaker 1: Some park is such a fucking great place to run.
Speaker 1: It's hilly, it's more hilly beautiful. Do you have a
Speaker 1: run app because they'll tell you how much you how
Speaker 1: many hills you climb. I find it to be pretty
Speaker 1: flat based on I do Nike, the Nike Run app,
Speaker 1: which I really recommend, because they do this thing at
Speaker 1: that of your runs that is so fucking condescending. There's
Speaker 1: this one that's like hey girl, It's like, hey, it's
Speaker 1: Jane from Nike Run. Listen. Every run is just a
Speaker 1: little change in the piggy bank and someday it's gonna
Speaker 1: cash in, or it'll be like and I'll be like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I just ran four miles for the first time in
Speaker 1: six months, and I clocked an eight ten per month,
Speaker 1: Like give me some credit. And they're like, wow, whoa, Hey,
Speaker 1: it's Rodney from Nike Run girl, you better slow down.
Speaker 1: I'm getting intimidated. I can't keep up with you here
Speaker 1: in my rear view mirror, and I'm like, don't talk
Speaker 1: to me, like I have a five year old who
Speaker 1: just got new shoes that you're like, wow, you're bass.
Speaker 1: Like it's so condescending. I cannot believe it. It's I
Speaker 1: always screen record at the end of my run so
Speaker 1: I can catch them being condescending, and whenever i'm recording,
Speaker 1: I swear to God, it'll just be like good job,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, come on, saying what God ascending? It's
Speaker 1: really fun. What So you just type in like I
Speaker 1: want to run three miles and I'll do like a
Speaker 1: circle for you. Yeah, that's cool. No, you just you
Speaker 1: type in three miles and then you start running in
Speaker 1: when you hit one mile to go, one mile, two
Speaker 1: miles to go, and that two miles, it'll be like
Speaker 1: one mile left, I give you wherever you're at the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's called my my runner, But like, just
Speaker 1: go go and running in Forest Park and just run.
Speaker 1: I know my problem is those I'll run and then
Speaker 1: I'll be like funk, I went to I can't. But
Speaker 1: that's why you need the thing because as soon as
Speaker 1: it goes one mile, you just turn around and go back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you know it's
Speaker 1: a good point. Next fan tracks, okay, next one is
Speaker 1: from Nicole, Hi, Nikki Andrew and no Uh. Um, I
Speaker 1: was just listening to this is Nicole Calling from Salt
Speaker 1: Lake City, and I was just listening to the episode
Speaker 1: where you were talking about lip tattoo you would get.
Speaker 1: Noah said that she would get pointless but without the
Speaker 1: vowels so pte n t l s S, and uh,
Speaker 1: it reminded me of I think I was in fifth
Speaker 1: grade and I really wanted to be like different, you know,
Speaker 1: show how I wasn't like I was not like the
Speaker 1: other girls. That was like a cool different girl. And
Speaker 1: so when I was choosing my screen name, um, I
Speaker 1: wanted to have my screen name reflect that, and so
Speaker 1: I made it normal people scare me but too long.
Speaker 1: So just like Noah, I took out the vowels so
Speaker 1: in r mL PPL sc r m E, so it
Speaker 1: just kind of looked like normal people normally. And uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was really embarrassing nickname. I also think or embarrassing
Speaker 1: screen name. And I think first screen name or most
Speaker 1: embarrassing screen name is just a fun prompt. It's one
Speaker 1: of my when I love the pod, love you guys.
Speaker 1: I normal people scare me. It's so good because you're
Speaker 1: trying to be like, I'm so different that like, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's the kiss thing, but it's so cute because it's
Speaker 1: how cute she is, and and normal people scream. I
Speaker 1: just I mean, I love it. I love everything about it,
Speaker 1: and it's such a good prompt. What were your guys
Speaker 1: first great names? It's a good question. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for that, Nicole, I'm too old for I didn't
Speaker 1: really have an A. I amn't I had one, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't like a you know, whine I'm dying, I'm
Speaker 1: sixty nine, I'm kind of thing. It was more like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Andrew is a man. I don't know
Speaker 1: like Andrew Collin O four seven. You know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Do you remember any of yours? I think my very
Speaker 1: first one was freaking sixty nine? Yeah, sixty nine, like
Speaker 1: like f R G G E N O nine? Why
Speaker 1: sixty nine? Because you were just like no, because I
Speaker 1: wanted to be as obnoxious as possible. Oh so is ironic.
Speaker 1: Oh my, how old were you? That's cool? I think, um,
Speaker 1: maybe I was like fifteen or sixteen. Oh my God,
Speaker 1: was like, uh yeah, it was yours. Glaze eighty four
Speaker 1: I think was my first one because born in eighty
Speaker 1: four and Glaze obviously, And then I remember for a
Speaker 1: while I was Dave Matthews is hot, but that just
Speaker 1: looks like Dave Matthews I shot, which is also something
Speaker 1: that I maybe could have done at that age because
Speaker 1: I was so it's a wild fan. So we also,
Speaker 1: my friends and I used to do this thing I
Speaker 1: don't know if I talked about on the show before,
Speaker 1: but we used to go in a O L chats
Speaker 1: a lot and there was this chat that we found
Speaker 1: that was people doing wolf role plays where they would
Speaker 1: be wolf. It was like a wolf chat. I don't
Speaker 1: understand it. It was people that like, we're we're wolves.
Speaker 1: Their names were all wolves, and we used to go
Speaker 1: in there and act as one of them. And you
Speaker 1: used to be able to like kind of recreate how
Speaker 1: will so I don't under They would be like pause
Speaker 1: her young cubs like screeches into the moonlight, and it
Speaker 1: would be like sniffs her ear, cuddles up next to
Speaker 1: NCT Lopez. Like they would all just like fuck each
Speaker 1: other and like have cubs and like roam around in
Speaker 1: packs and howl in the moon. And it was just
Speaker 1: so much of people pretend to be wolves. And you
Speaker 1: would do a double call, like you would do you know,
Speaker 1: the colon sign, like the two dots. You would do
Speaker 1: colon colon and then whatever the action was, and then
Speaker 1: colon colon and that would be the action and then
Speaker 1: whatever you right outside of that is what the wolf
Speaker 1: says or house or whatever. But we used to like
Speaker 1: troll and harass these wolf chats for like that was
Speaker 1: our hobby, was just seeing how weird these wolf people
Speaker 1: were and then bugging them and like to the point
Speaker 1: where they would block us and when you make new names,
Speaker 1: and then we would harass them again. Like we were
Speaker 1: like little cyber bullies to these wolf communities. But I
Speaker 1: remember one of the people names not the Lupus, and
Speaker 1: we were like obsessed. We think that guy, yeah, freaking
Speaker 1: I wouldn't see his band. Oh my god, my favorite
Speaker 1: the boy that I liked so much, Doug receu Race
Speaker 1: is what we called him, but he um his screen name.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. Was so cool. It was Marley fan,
Speaker 1: but fan was spelled pH because he liked fish. And
Speaker 1: when I used to hear that little that little door
Speaker 1: open on that AI, M my god, that was the
Speaker 1: best sound ever was it would be Marley fan and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I would just like wait all night
Speaker 1: for him to come in the room. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That was a different time. That was so exciting. All right,
Speaker 1: one more Fan Trax before finally, Yeah, Fan Trax married now,
Speaker 1: I think so I haven't been able to find him
Speaker 1: often in my dreams. Hi held on felt like anyway
Speaker 1: did too. I was like someone's in our chat. Hi Nikki,
Speaker 1: Hi Noah, Hi Andrew calling in with love from Austin, Texas.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be seeing Nikki in a few weeks here
Speaker 1: in Austin. I'm so excited and I'm dragging my boyfriend Nicky.
Speaker 1: We're sitting in front row. UM calling it today with
Speaker 1: a mispronunciation or maybe just like a learning lesson and
Speaker 1: a and a misunderstanding. I think I developed as a child.
Speaker 1: But Um. I used the phrase lobe of corn l
Speaker 1: O b E that's lobe of corn at a dinner
Speaker 1: party this weekend and was absolutely roasted no pun intended. Um,
Speaker 1: so learned from my mistakes. Um, lobe of corn is
Speaker 1: not something people say. I'm twenty five years old, Hi,
Speaker 1: my god. Ear and then low, Yeah, an ear of corn.
Speaker 1: I don't know why people don't say low. It makes sense.
Speaker 1: It looks like an ear lobe. It's long. I think
Speaker 1: people should start saying that. Um. Anyways, love you guys.
Speaker 1: Girl got you a huge bestie here. I get what
Speaker 1: you do the best. You're so cute. I feel like
Speaker 1: I know her. That voice is so familiar. I love
Speaker 1: her voice. She that's exactly what she did. She didn't
Speaker 1: say ear of corn, she said, but she's very This
Speaker 1: girl is a smart person because she's making connections and
Speaker 1: she just picked the wrong thing. But it's like that
Speaker 1: is just but it sounds so weird, but you see
Speaker 1: how she got there. And to say it looks like
Speaker 1: a lobe, like a colonel looks like a lobe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm trying to Why is it called
Speaker 1: Why is it called corn? Um? I don't know why
Speaker 1: it's called an ear of corn? Um. Did you ever
Speaker 1: put those things in the side of the corn? Just
Speaker 1: hold them? Yeah? I did that. You did that? Your
Speaker 1: family had those like tortured and corn. It does feel
Speaker 1: good to like use those and knock at your fingers
Speaker 1: all buttery, But god damn is corn good? All right? Um?
Speaker 1: I loved that one so much. I want more of
Speaker 1: those like that, where you just sunk up the word
Speaker 1: because you think you just I mean, that's happened to
Speaker 1: me so many times. I wish I could remember one
Speaker 1: of them, but I can't. Okay, let's did you do
Speaker 1: you know the difference between reoccurring and recurring? And do
Speaker 1: you know that there's two different words. I learned this today.
Speaker 1: I learned this today. Tell me well, I thought I
Speaker 1: was misspelling reoccurring, and then recurring showed up, and then
Speaker 1: I go, has it been recurring the whole time? Is
Speaker 1: there no reoccurring the whole time? The whole time the
Speaker 1: whole time? But they're both, but they're both different words.
Speaker 1: We'll find out more when we get back from this break.
Speaker 1: We're back. Reoccurring with an oh means the guests just
Speaker 1: came back once, right. Recurring is a constant keeps coming back. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I like it. Reoccurring is like it's the one time
Speaker 1: it happened again and recurring. Yes, it sounds like you're
Speaker 1: just trying to say reoccurring and you're being lazy, Like
Speaker 1: it sounds like recurring came out of you. Sound like
Speaker 1: a tattoo and Noah's lip regular. We're all the same,
Speaker 1: we really are green. Oh my god, I always said that. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: now next father, All right, let's do a quick mispronunciation
Speaker 1: from Okay, Today my boyfriend said comole instead of came
Speaker 1: a meal. I mean that person. I felt like that
Speaker 1: was come on, camole. I'll play it again. Yeah, one
Speaker 1: more time. Today my boyfriend said comole instead of cam
Speaker 1: a meal. Wait, can I do an impression of her
Speaker 1: something today? This impression? Can you see my boyfriend said
Speaker 1: guaco meal instead of guacamole. Today my boyfriend said guacamole
Speaker 1: instead of guacamole. And that is not me shipping like
Speaker 1: her voice is so crispy, it was. It was made
Speaker 1: me want to do it because I didn't do a
Speaker 1: good job. It made it sound like I was making
Speaker 1: fun of her voice, but I am very I was.
Speaker 1: That was a crunchy voice. Yes, it was really really
Speaker 1: good and I love that. Just short like I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna tell I'm getting to the point. Uh kamole. I
Speaker 1: just love that she was just I I want to
Speaker 1: hear how she responded to it. She goes, she'd be like,
Speaker 1: what did you just say? Pulled on one second and
Speaker 1: then she pulls up our Instagram is like she's sitting
Speaker 1: across from him going like she's staring him down and
Speaker 1: my boy, a front just said. And then she sets
Speaker 1: on the phone and no, she throws it in the
Speaker 1: ice bucket like Jennifer Ranson when she goes and that
Speaker 1: is what you call closure. But that's what you know
Speaker 1: that friends reference. And then the phone looks even better
Speaker 1: like Gid's face. Two episodes one who Knows Anymore? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's another one from Bianca. Wo Hi, Nikki, Andrew and Noah.
Speaker 1: This is Fianca from Philadelphia. UM. I have been losing
Speaker 1: sleep because a few episodes ago that you've said that
Speaker 1: the way bartenders shake a dream is cut, and UM
Speaker 1: that hurts me because I'm a bartender and I am
Speaker 1: also three months right now as of today, sober from alcohol. UM,
Speaker 1: so I know that alcohol is cut and I know that, Um,
Speaker 1: that's just the way it is. I work at Zero
Speaker 1: Proof Bar in Philadelphia all zero proof liquors. But there
Speaker 1: is a purpose to shaking, and like how you shake,
Speaker 1: and I know it is cup and it sounds good,
Speaker 1: but there is a certain way to shake, and you
Speaker 1: do kind of have to be obnoxious with it. I
Speaker 1: know that some bartenders can be extra, but I would
Speaker 1: just be um excluded from that community. If I could
Speaker 1: please have be granted that past, that would be really
Speaker 1: appreciated to the community. Able and shake my cocktails and
Speaker 1: not think from being cut because it is haunting me
Speaker 1: every time. I love you guys so so so much.
Speaker 1: I can't wait till you in May, when you come
Speaker 1: back to the Philadelphia area. Tears will be shed um
Speaker 1: and I can't be to hug you. It'll be very
Speaker 1: in my life anyway. Have a wonderful day, month, etcetera.
Speaker 1: Love you, Love you lots, and don't be Cup, and
Speaker 1: don't let me thank you. I would never you have
Speaker 1: total past to shake those drinks as much as you want,
Speaker 1: because if it does serve a purpose with what I don't,
Speaker 1: I'm just spouting things, so I don't. I've never shaken
Speaker 1: a drink. I've never been a bartender. I just know
Speaker 1: that some as you said, Bianca, like you get that
Speaker 1: so much of a drinking culture is so k and
Speaker 1: I just think that sometimes bartenders, like it's more male
Speaker 1: bartenders to be honest with you, like they're just trying
Speaker 1: to like get it, like being like rattling something really loud.
Speaker 1: Like sometimes they just you just look over and you go,
Speaker 1: this guy knows that everyone's looking at him, and he
Speaker 1: loves it. And it's a little bit KI. But if
Speaker 1: it does serve a purpose, I take it back. I
Speaker 1: think that's what they're doing. I think a lot of
Speaker 1: bartenders are muscular. A lot of times they're like always lifting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're showing their biceps through the drink, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like my fucking arm. Like you flex your
Speaker 1: muscles a lot. You like your ups to be seen?
Speaker 1: Is that K? Yes for sure? Okay, yeah you're not
Speaker 1: gonna get an argument here. Yeah. I mean, like I've
Speaker 1: I've had I'm so much of the time it's like insane,
Speaker 1: Like I I think that I'm maybe anything. I mean
Speaker 1: because to find by anything you do that you wouldn't
Speaker 1: do unless people were watching you, and to give a
Speaker 1: perception that you're cooler than you are. But here's the thing,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm cool because I like flex. I
Speaker 1: think it's just like I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is because I'll do it alone too, I'll
Speaker 1: flex in a mirror towards myself. So I don't think
Speaker 1: that's because that don't you're trying to convince yourself that
Speaker 1: you're cool. I don't even think it's about being cool though,
Speaker 1: for real, Like does Bretta like muscles? Does she like
Speaker 1: does she get really excited when there's like a new
Speaker 1: one that she feels? Like? Do you get what kind
Speaker 1: of when we're talking about like positive reinforcement in terms
Speaker 1: of like accomplishments and our partner saying the right thing
Speaker 1: and stuff like, do you It's harder to know though,
Speaker 1: when your partners like changing their body, Like if you're
Speaker 1: around them every day, you don't really see the gains
Speaker 1: as much as if you took like a month off
Speaker 1: and then you're like, wow, you look different. Um, does
Speaker 1: she notice? And do you get like you asked her to, like,
Speaker 1: hey feel this like look what I did? Uh? Not
Speaker 1: that much? I have done that before. I I honestly
Speaker 1: feel like I'm really lifting now less about aesthetic stuff
Speaker 1: and more about functionality and my mental health and those
Speaker 1: are those are honestly the two. First thing. It makes
Speaker 1: you feel really good when people say look at you,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna lie. I was banging it out
Speaker 1: and I looked at my own body and got more
Speaker 1: turned on because I knew that it was hot hotter
Speaker 1: for her potentially to look at this but spin it.
Speaker 1: That's why I did, because you because you were like,
Speaker 1: you got hotter for your when she saw yourself. You
Speaker 1: got hotter because you knew that she was maybe hotter
Speaker 1: for you, because well that was part of it. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying part of it. But the other part of
Speaker 1: it was literally I was looking at my own body
Speaker 1: being like, wow, you know what, You've worked really hard
Speaker 1: and it looks like I look like the way you
Speaker 1: wanted to. Yeah. Yeah, And I think that Yes, good totally.
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of times like I think, Noah,
Speaker 1: one day you asked me like, do you ever like
Speaker 1: masturbate like in the mirror? So there's something kind of
Speaker 1: like mere question of like do you ever turn yourself on?
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of girls are allowed to
Speaker 1: do that and be like turning themselves on, um, but
Speaker 1: men when they do it, it's just a little bit
Speaker 1: like you're not allowed to be that vain. It's that's so,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you feel that way about yourself. That's nice.
Speaker 1: I think that I love I'm not into muscles and like,
Speaker 1: I've never really been like I want my man to
Speaker 1: be must It's never been something that has ever occurred
Speaker 1: to me like I would want or like I'm lacking.
Speaker 1: But it is exciting when it's exciting when there's ever
Speaker 1: a change that is obviously for the better, like like
Speaker 1: when you feel like a new muscle pop out, or
Speaker 1: you're like what is this back? Like who is this person?
Speaker 1: Like it just it almost feels novel, like you're with
Speaker 1: someone new. So I think there's something about that that
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, final thought. I just think that I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm im there's something about like when you're
Speaker 1: we're talking this about this before, when your partner shaves,
Speaker 1: when you're like when you have anything like new, you
Speaker 1: get a new haircut, you do something like it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a new person. I'm thinking about getting wigs. I
Speaker 1: just found out that Billie Eilish wore a wig to
Speaker 1: the Grammys one year she had she bought a Billie
Speaker 1: Eilish Wig on Amazon and wore it over her bleached
Speaker 1: blond locks that she had not debuted, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that looks so real, Like it would be fun to
Speaker 1: just like start wearing wigs and I don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of role playing doing fun stuff like that or
Speaker 1: like just like to spice it up. I I almost
Speaker 1: there's something that I like about. Um. There's something that
Speaker 1: I'm very turned on by with whoever I'm with, to
Speaker 1: hear about how they are with women in their past
Speaker 1: where it was like new. There's something about newness and
Speaker 1: like hooking up for the first time or like you know,
Speaker 1: you know, sweeping someone off their feet, or like the
Speaker 1: awkwardness or like how smooth they can be. Like my
Speaker 1: boyfriend now, I'm just like sometimes I just love to
Speaker 1: hear like about um his past experiences because I'm just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're such a sexual man, like you're
Speaker 1: like I mean, not that he does anything that that's
Speaker 1: that that wild, but I just love hearing about how
Speaker 1: he has like desires and like has been like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like there's something about men that are they're
Speaker 1: so like controlled and they know what they like and
Speaker 1: they're measured about things, and Chris is very like organized
Speaker 1: and he's uh driven, and and it's just so funny
Speaker 1: like when men are just like get like kind of
Speaker 1: like bedazzled by a woman and they're like kind of
Speaker 1: like just like disarmed and they do something charming. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just like such a sexy vibe, and
Speaker 1: I think you lose that when you're in a relationship,
Speaker 1: that like newness, and I'm I crave seeing that in
Speaker 1: my partner. I think that's I I want, Like sometimes
Speaker 1: in a relationship, I'm like, oh, I want to open
Speaker 1: it up because I just want to. I want to
Speaker 1: unleash that kind of part of them that is like
Speaker 1: corn up for something new. I don't know, I get
Speaker 1: what you're saying. There's something fun about like either seeing
Speaker 1: like a secret talent or like something you didn't even
Speaker 1: know the person was really interested in, because you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is like a whole different person. It's like you're
Speaker 1: almost having sex with her, with their twin or something
Speaker 1: that you never even met yet. Um Like Brenna, like
Speaker 1: we were driving and she like I don't know, like
Speaker 1: the rap came on, like like newer rap that I
Speaker 1: don't really know. And she knew every word but not
Speaker 1: just like kind of like really talented of like her
Speaker 1: memory like her member And I don't know, it just
Speaker 1: turned me on. It turned me on to see her
Speaker 1: like just like really and like and like that came
Speaker 1: out of nowhere for you. Yeah, And I think that's
Speaker 1: like anything. I think when any if your partner has
Speaker 1: like a newfound confidence in whatever it is, whatever new
Speaker 1: hobby they're doing or passion they have, it's hot because
Speaker 1: you know that it brings them happiness. And I think
Speaker 1: that turns you on. You know, I don't know, I agree.
Speaker 1: I think that that really it makes like one time
Speaker 1: I found out that Chris used to love legos as
Speaker 1: a child. I was like, you love Lego? Like even
Speaker 1: that it's just like so cute that you were like
Speaker 1: you cared about like you would play legos. Like just
Speaker 1: hearing someone like I don't like that they just had
Speaker 1: this whole life without you and that they And I
Speaker 1: think that when you discover like a new skill or
Speaker 1: a new thing they know or like oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: used to really be into anime or something, you're like what,
Speaker 1: like there's a part of you that goes I don't know,
Speaker 1: you fully and that's very mysterious, and now who's this guy?
Speaker 1: And like, maybe I don't have you figured out, and
Speaker 1: there's something that makes me feel a little bit maybe
Speaker 1: uneasy about that and maybe like I don't have it
Speaker 1: all figured out and makes me want to like figure
Speaker 1: it out, and um, they feel it makes me like
Speaker 1: a little more hard to get because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: think I have him pegged. I know exactly what he likes.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, wait, you like you really are into
Speaker 1: do Alipa. What Like the other day Chrismas on radio
Speaker 1: and he was saying, like, you know, I'm just I
Speaker 1: got do Alipa. There's something about her, and I just
Speaker 1: wrote him do a Lipa. I was like me too, dude,
Speaker 1: Like I don't even I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: She is not someone that like aesthetically, I am usually
Speaker 1: that attracted to. But whenever I see me and Chris agreed,
Speaker 1: whatever you see Dualipa. First of all, you don't even
Speaker 1: recognize her most of the time because she's such a
Speaker 1: shape shifter. But I'm always wanting more. I will click
Speaker 1: on whatever do Alipa picture I see to zoom in
Speaker 1: on it because she's fascinating and Chris and I like,
Speaker 1: I just love that. I'm like you like, like, oh
Speaker 1: little CUTEI what do you like about to Alipa? Do
Speaker 1: you like her music? And it's like he does. He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't like he's like typed in
Speaker 1: the word like d you a like it's so cute
Speaker 1: that he was like I want to see more of do?
Speaker 1: I just thought it was really cute. It's like the
Speaker 1: legos of people. Yeah, I just I think it's so
Speaker 1: cute when like someone that you love like has an
Speaker 1: interest where you're like, what the I don't know, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't think of like more, is there anything about that
Speaker 1: comes to mind for av that you're like, wait what
Speaker 1: we just had a moment like this, I think yester
Speaker 1: or the day before. But I think it was something
Speaker 1: that I did that he didn't know about. But I can't.
Speaker 1: I think I remember finding out that Chris had watched
Speaker 1: is like an avid watcher of the Good Doctor, and
Speaker 1: I was like the good guy, like, I know, I
Speaker 1: really like it. I'm like wait a second, like what
Speaker 1: in what world would you stop and watch The Good Doctor?
Speaker 1: Like it's just I know people watch this show but
Speaker 1: not my Chris. It's just it's so cute that he's
Speaker 1: invested in this like medical drama about an autistic doctor.
Speaker 1: It's just so adorable to me. Yellow yellow mustard, and
Speaker 1: I have a fin any for yellow. I'm more of
Speaker 1: a Mannager, we know, but I love like a yellow
Speaker 1: mustard way more than a spicy mustard. And it's just something,
Speaker 1: yes like that. I don't know, it's so cheesy. All Right,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you for listening to the show
Speaker 1: this week. I will be back in St. Louis next week.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to be there in person. Uh, don't
Speaker 1: you know, shake all the drinks you want to this week.
Speaker 1: Just and don't worry, You're not gonna be don't be
Speaker 1: cut and jee down.