Speaker 1: There's no disrespect. What's no? You completely just disrespected Diamond
Speaker 1: And I can't say the comment on air, but it
Speaker 1: was disrespectful.
Speaker 2: Andrew.
Speaker 1: It's here.
Speaker 2: It's a bonus episode. Today's Wednesday. It's a prize inside.
Speaker 1: Can can I get up from under the desk? Yes?
Speaker 3: This is Serial Wheelers.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, I've been trying to find this cereal for
Speaker 2: quite some time.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been posting pictures about it. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna get right to it. Great, this is an emergency episode.
Speaker 2: So down here in the sack is all new limited
Speaker 2: edition toasted coconut cheerios.
Speaker 3: Love it and I love that they have a little
Speaker 3: uh bone umbrella there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so fun.
Speaker 1: I don't have big like I'm I'm not super psychic
Speaker 1: high hopes. No, oh god, please if I never hear
Speaker 1: that song again.
Speaker 2: I've got high hopes for it. I'm very excited because
Speaker 2: you know, over the years, there really haven't been that
Speaker 2: many like coconut cereals.
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say, what kind of coconut cereals
Speaker 3: are they?
Speaker 2: There haven't been. I mean there's lots of like healthy
Speaker 2: I'm doing air quotes healthy ones like granola and that
Speaker 2: coconut when I brought back from Santa Fe. But there's
Speaker 2: really no.
Speaker 1: I feel like coca puffs would be best aided by
Speaker 1: like a what like coconut.
Speaker 2: No, that's cocoas and chocolate, not cocoa as in nut.
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying like a coconut coconut and chocolate mix
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: All right, that might be good, but I'm just saying
Speaker 2: there's no like General Mills or Catalogs or.
Speaker 1: Anything coconuts, coconut cereal.
Speaker 2: I love coconut. I mean, I might be in the minority,
Speaker 2: but I really do like coconut.
Speaker 1: I would be a little afraid if I actually got
Speaker 1: on Survivor because that's all you can really eat is
Speaker 1: coconut and rice.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would just crack them all day
Speaker 2: and eat them, drink them, eat them.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 3: Coconut milk just by itself is so nasty.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Let's see what it says on the back. Start your
Speaker 2: day with a tropical getaway. New Toasted coconut cereals brings
Speaker 2: the sweet, exotic taste of relax seeing tropical getaway right
Speaker 2: to your breakfast ball. It mentions Fiji and Hawaii and
Speaker 2: the Maldives and the Bahamas and Jamaica and Tahiti.
Speaker 1: All right, you're getting a little carried away there, trying.
Speaker 2: A way to paradise. And I will tell you, my friend,
Speaker 2: first of get off your phone. Do not money in
Speaker 2: that way. Boomer, Okay, Boomer, that was the name of
Speaker 2: my dog. You can call me Boomer all day. He's dead,
Speaker 2: but I love Boomer.
Speaker 3: Missed what you make things so awkward?
Speaker 2: Hey, that's what you get anyway. So everyone was like, eh,
Speaker 2: did you hear that this toasted coconut cheerios? Sending pictures
Speaker 2: and everything. I'm like, yeah, just so you know, we
Speaker 2: broke it back in August. I don't know if you remember,
Speaker 2: but I'm such a huge fan of the Box Tops
Speaker 2: program that General Mills puts out that every once in
Speaker 2: a while, I'll check the product list that has Box
Speaker 2: Tops on it.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: And back in the beginning of August, the available products
Speaker 2: list said toasted coconut cheerios. And I was like, what
Speaker 2: because I know it wasn't old, because it was never
Speaker 2: out before. So I called it out back then and
Speaker 2: nobody responded to me. And you know what, here we
Speaker 2: are I'm so can we get a moment? Yeah, a moment.
Speaker 2: Let's get into this. I'm really excited for it. To
Speaker 2: give you a warning on the side, contains coconut, just
Speaker 2: just in case you're allergic. I you know, you wouldn't
Speaker 2: know from the front of the box, but you know,
Speaker 2: contains cocyla. I sometimes think I'm a little allergic to it.
Speaker 2: You're allergic to everything. You gotta cut the roof of
Speaker 2: your mouth. You're going to go in anaphylactic shock. The
Speaker 2: whole deal is all going to happen right now. I'm
Speaker 2: very excited.
Speaker 3: Cool. Yeah, thank you for the support. Can I smell it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Not overwhelming?
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's a nice coconut you smell.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's everywhere.
Speaker 3: A small port. Oh, okay, it is.
Speaker 1: We'll go down. They were using one percent milk from
Speaker 1: King Colin.
Speaker 3: Don't you know what that is.
Speaker 2: That's where I found the toasted coconut, cheerios and King Colin.
Speaker 2: I happened to be near one of those supermarkets with
Speaker 2: my daughter. We stopped in and there it was. I
Speaker 2: even posted a picture.
Speaker 3: You sent me the picture.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: So it's a supermarket chain. I've never heard of it
Speaker 2: on Long Island.
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe one or two in Queens on Long Island.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: You can't say in Long Island because you can't be
Speaker 2: in an island.
Speaker 3: Even though it's connected to the city, we can't be
Speaker 3: in it. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, very excited. General Mills toasted coconut cheios.
Speaker 2: Very you know it's the o's. They're a little bit smaller.
Speaker 2: Look at the o's. They're a little smaller than your
Speaker 2: average cheerio.
Speaker 3: To be honest, it doesn't taste like coconut.
Speaker 2: I taste it, I own. What do you taste honey
Speaker 2: nut cheerios?
Speaker 3: I don't know, like a butterscotch. It doesn't appen.
Speaker 2: What do you my eighty year old grandma?
Speaker 1: Yes, I lot.
Speaker 3: This does not take me to Fiji.
Speaker 2: Oh she's also dead, by the way.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool. This does not transport me to Fiji.
Speaker 1: It makes me ask what's in the cookie box that
Speaker 1: clearly has yarn in it?
Speaker 3: You know those old cookie jars?
Speaker 2: Yes, the blue tans, string and needles.
Speaker 1: This makes me think of grandma's house, not necessarily the Maldives.
Speaker 3: I like it, though, I do like it. Like I'll
Speaker 3: give this three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: I feel like after a full bowl of it, I
Speaker 2: might get the huz because that coconut flavor, when it's
Speaker 2: like that, it's a little bit gag inducing.
Speaker 3: It doesn't taste like that.
Speaker 1: I taste the coconut. I don't taste any coconut whatsoever,
Speaker 1: like peanut colada.
Speaker 3: I taste the coconut.
Speaker 2: So should it be pineapple in here?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Maybe a little?
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, not pineapple pineapp I just realized that's
Speaker 1: a disgusting flavor.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can use ram instead of milk.
Speaker 1: Do you know? I had a moment with a food
Speaker 1: like I've never had it before, one of my favorite
Speaker 1: things ever, from this Ramen place by my house. I
Speaker 1: ate it, and then I thought about it the next
Speaker 1: day and I got nauseous.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 1: I just got a notification Serial Killers has a new episode.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what day is it? We don't even know
Speaker 1: what year this is.
Speaker 2: Whatever. If you're subscribed to it, you'll get that too.
Speaker 3: You have to turn your push notifications on.
Speaker 2: Wait, what happened? You threw U from Ramen?
Speaker 1: I wasn't here. I always get this stuff from Ramen.
Speaker 1: It's mas of and noodles are so delicious. But then
Speaker 1: the next day, I don't know why, but I just
Speaker 1: thought about them. I'm like, that was so nasty, and
Speaker 1: now I can never eat them again. What language are
Speaker 1: you speaking?
Speaker 3: You never had Ramen? No, I have you mos and brand.
Speaker 1: No, Oh, it's a delicious, like cold noodle that you eat.
Speaker 2: O Yama yama.
Speaker 3: No, you're just wrong, You're wrong.
Speaker 2: You don't even know what I just said.
Speaker 3: Is that one of the brands that you put in
Speaker 3: the microwave?
Speaker 2: No, that has nothing to do with Ramen. And I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you right now you'll be done with the
Speaker 2: Ramen story because I want to move on.
Speaker 1: All right, So so rude, but I wish I could
Speaker 1: just kick you in your stupid face.
Speaker 2: This is not the poor college kid Ramen podcast. I mean,
Speaker 2: don't look at it. I see your phone. It up,
Speaker 2: turn it over.
Speaker 3: Don't touch my phone.
Speaker 1: Turn it over.
Speaker 3: Things will break your face.
Speaker 2: So we can't just stop with one. I mean, yes,
Speaker 2: this is a bonus episode. I'm not gonna do a
Speaker 2: bonus box, but I will do an additional bo you
Speaker 2: we wait, the whole cup I did because it was
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Had a whole breakfast wrap this morning, and now you're
Speaker 1: just diving right into cereal. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: So while we're on the cheerios kick, let me go
Speaker 2: down to the cereal sack cere. We'll stay with the
Speaker 2: tropical theme. Oh okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: If it's what you showed me before, fruity cheerios. Can
Speaker 1: I just say, why would you think that's tropical fruit?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, hold on a second, before we get to that.
Speaker 1: I know nothing about life, but you just said fruit
Speaker 1: is tropical.
Speaker 2: Of course it is. You go to tropical islands, they
Speaker 2: got coconuts and pineapples and strawberries and crap all in
Speaker 2: the trees. They bring it over, they bring your fruit platters.
Speaker 2: Shut up, listen real quick. We're not gonna stay. We're
Speaker 2: not gonna stay in the tropics anymore. We're gonna take
Speaker 2: a quick trip.
Speaker 1: Come along. Sure, serial killers visits.
Speaker 2: The cereal great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So before when I said I Yama yama, you have
Speaker 2: no idea what I was talking about food brands. No,
Speaker 2: that's KFC and Taco Bell. You have no idea. So
Speaker 2: back in the mid to late eighties, we'll stay on
Speaker 2: the fruit fruity tip.
Speaker 1: Here for a second. Okay, fruity tipped.
Speaker 2: You definitely have never heard of this cereal because you
Speaker 2: weren't born yet and it only lasted like two or
Speaker 2: three years.
Speaker 1: I love that you finally have learned that I was
Speaker 1: born in the nineties. Yeah, because usually when it's an
Speaker 1: eighties thing, you'll just go and you might remember this
Speaker 1: and I have to go, No, I don't.
Speaker 2: This was a Rawston brand. Okay, Raston made it. They're
Speaker 2: not around anymore, and it was fruity and King Yama
Speaker 2: Yama was the mascot and his friend he he or
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, ya Yama.
Speaker 2: Squeeze.
Speaker 1: Rhode Islands has real apple bits on every island and
Speaker 1: jerry orange and lemon taste to please King ya Yama Yama.
Speaker 2: How does it taste?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My King by Yama Yama Islands cereals pot of this
Speaker 2: complete red book. You can say it too, you can
Speaker 2: you can say it too. Let's say it together, a
Speaker 2: ya Mayama, I abstained. Well, there was a big deal
Speaker 2: like this is this is like a cult favorite back
Speaker 2: in the late eighties and people were so pissed when
Speaker 2: it went away.
Speaker 1: So is this what I think fruit is? Tropical? Because
Speaker 1: you used to eat the cereal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, fruit Islands.
Speaker 3: This is why, oh god, I can't even this is
Speaker 3: why the education system has failed us.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they had a bunch of contests and stuff to
Speaker 2: like enhance the sales, and it just never worked out
Speaker 2: and enhance the same it was all. They gave away
Speaker 2: lots of prizes, like really good prizes. I remember there
Speaker 2: was like a thing on the back and you had
Speaker 2: send away and it was prizes and what.
Speaker 1: You couldn't win it because you were in over eighteen.
Speaker 2: No your kids could. Parents had to give you permission whatever.
Speaker 2: And anyway, so Rawston made it, and Rawston also made
Speaker 2: cookie crisp at the time, so they were shaped, they
Speaker 2: looked just like cookie crisp, except they were fruit flavored colors.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Each one was supposed to represent an island or something
Speaker 2: like that, and apparently there were like little apple bits
Speaker 2: on each one. So you would have of course said
Speaker 2: I'm allergic, and it would have cut your mouth up
Speaker 2: and you would have hated it. So anyway, goodbye Fruit Islands, Cereal.
Speaker 2: King Ayama Yama, rest in peace. Let's get back to
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen fruity Cheerios actually have been around since the
Speaker 2: early two thousands. Originally when they came out, they were
Speaker 2: made with artificial colors. They do not have any artificial
Speaker 2: stuff in it anymore. That's why they're a bit duller
Speaker 2: than they were when they What do you Why are
Speaker 2: you grimacing? Look at your face?
Speaker 1: Because I just don't want to eat fruity cheerios. Why
Speaker 1: because they're either going to taste like fruit loops or
Speaker 1: it's going to be like overly sweetened.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's really This was General Mills's
Speaker 2: response to fruit loops.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: It took them a long time, but they wanted to
Speaker 2: go up against fruit loops.
Speaker 1: Is this new?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Early two thousands? Remember I said that you are such
Speaker 1: a jerk. What you were jerking your stupid ninety day?
Speaker 3: What is it? The coupons?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that show was on again today. Yeah, Extreme,
Speaker 2: You are.
Speaker 1: A jerking that too.
Speaker 2: Why was I a jerk?
Speaker 1: Cuz you said something at like the register?
Speaker 2: I was trying to be sarcastic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you said something to the cashier you really well?
Speaker 2: She said do you have any coupons? And I was like,
Speaker 2: of course I do. I mean the show is called
Speaker 2: Extreme coupon. He what a dumb question. I can't so, yeah,
Speaker 2: these are definite's.
Speaker 1: Way this was ever filmed, you would be portrayed as
Speaker 1: a big jerk. Look, so they look like dull fruit loops.
Speaker 1: They look like kibble is what they look like. That
Speaker 1: is very true, very much. But that's because they don't
Speaker 1: use artificial When they first came out.
Speaker 2: More whiskers like cat food. Yes, with whiskers anxiety. When
Speaker 2: they first came well, that's the next podcast. When they
Speaker 2: first came out, they were very vibrant and bright because
Speaker 2: they used artificial colors, but not anymore. If they smell,
Speaker 2: they smell like fruit loops. Yeah, they do smell like
Speaker 2: fruit loops. Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen what I'd like to
Speaker 2: do here? Grab your crunch cup over there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Our friend BJ, she's a great listener. She invented this
Speaker 2: with her husband. It's an on the go cereal cup.
Speaker 2: So she sent us a couple. So I want to
Speaker 2: try them out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Same, Here's here's what you do. I read the instruction,
Speaker 1: so you don't.
Speaker 3: Have to great. Do you want to fill mine up?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: So put milk there to that line, it's like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know you would take it on the go with you.
Speaker 3: Was this on shark Tank? I don't think so, because
Speaker 3: it seems like a good idea for a shark tank.
Speaker 1: They're already a thing. I don't think they have to
Speaker 1: go on shark tank.
Speaker 3: No, they should go on.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so now put this back on. Close
Speaker 2: the top, put some cereal in there.
Speaker 1: This is the man who gets winded opening up a
Speaker 1: cereal box.
Speaker 2: All right, I put the white cat back. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: fruity cheerios from General Mills, clip it back yet. Now
Speaker 2: what you do is put your mouth on this little
Speaker 2: piece here, okay, okay, and then that's where the milk
Speaker 2: will flow out of and you let the cereal fall
Speaker 2: into your mouth at the same time, and you put
Speaker 2: your finger over this little hole to control the milk flow.
Speaker 2: Let's see how this works.
Speaker 3: Were here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You got milk over yourself. I like the what it is.
Speaker 2: The hole regulates the milk flow.
Speaker 3: Forget everything I said. Fruity cheers are delicious. They're like
Speaker 3: little fruit loops. I'm a fam.
Speaker 1: They are pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big fam, this is good.
Speaker 2: I give it four bowls.
Speaker 3: I give it four bowls as well. This is delicious.
Speaker 2: Well you know what did I rate? I don't think
Speaker 2: I rated the toast of coconut cheios. If I didn't
Speaker 2: three balls in a spoon. That thing you gave it
Speaker 2: too awesome. So this has been a fun film. I
Speaker 2: really like that fruit cheerios.
Speaker 1: You're going to steal the box? Yeah right, I have
Speaker 1: to show it to my you understand, I just bring
Speaker 1: them to all my friends. Very cool.
Speaker 2: All right, So, I mean that was a great bonus episode.
Speaker 1: I liked all the cereals, both cereals. I should say, Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for checking it out. Sorry that we interrupted your week.
Speaker 1: Now back to your regularly scheduled work week. I wonder
Speaker 1: if people appreciate the bonus episodes. Probably not, if it's
Speaker 1: like one of those things where it just like drops
Speaker 1: and they're like, ugh a notification. Well you check the
Speaker 1: numbers and let me know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, sure, Well thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: It's the serial podcast where we think inside the box.
Speaker 3: I'm really trying to make that happen and I'm praying
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: You know what. I heard it in a commercial the
Speaker 2: other day. There was like a PSA for something and
Speaker 2: she's like they're good inside the box and I was angry.
Speaker 2: Suit we have to trademarkt quick. So thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: Please follow us on all social platforms at Serial Killers PC.
Speaker 2: Yes you know, I went and checked the Facebook thing
Speaker 2: since you're nowhere near it, and.
Speaker 3: I posted today actually the new episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, it posted the episode, but I actually responded to people,
Speaker 2: So that's cool.
Speaker 3: You do so much. Wow, it's all about down to
Speaker 3: King Scott.
Speaker 2: No, King a Yama Yama, He's dead. I love you, Andy,
Speaker 2: I really do. I just want you to know that.
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes it would be nice if you showed it.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to this silly little podcast. We'll
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Speaker 3: Leave us a rating.
Speaker 1: We have over one hundred ratings on the podcast website.
Speaker 1: Yes it is no, Yes it is one hundred ratings. Yes,
Speaker 1: not reviews, though I like the reviews. Okay, I want
Speaker 1: more reviews.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So actually there was actually a really good one. Somebody
Speaker 2: liked me but not you, but that's cool.
Speaker 3: Did they really say they didn't like me, No.
Speaker 2: But they just liked me instead.
Speaker 3: Oh okay cool.
Speaker 1: So what you decided to say was decided to take
Speaker 1: the criticism, or not even the criticism, to take a
Speaker 1: compliment and somehow also make it against me.
Speaker 2: Wait, I want to hear from the king again. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: You too. You need to get a room, Yeah we do, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Thanks for listening. We'll see you on Friday. Have
Speaker 2: a great rest of the week. I we'll see you
Speaker 2: in two days.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is Serial Killers. We love you and
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Speaker 1: Yes, crunch cups are great.
Speaker 3: We will use this in my car.
Speaker 2: Good good fun on the go.
Speaker 3: All right, that's a great endorsement. Once again, still not
Speaker 3: getting paid for anything. Bye bye,