WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 27

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Durand's Phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Tap, The Return of Michael Oppenheimer. Oh, my mother hates

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<v Speaker 2>telemarketing phone calls. My mom's your typical Italian lady who

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<v Speaker 2>goes nuts when she's annoyed by anything. Therefore, wouldn't it

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<v Speaker 2>be hilarious if she got a call from mister Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Oppenheimer played by her own Scary Jones.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Kristin, thank you, Kristin.

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<v Speaker 2>We are now going to phone tap your mom Scary

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<v Speaker 2>Jones as mister Michael Oppenheimer, it's going to call your

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<v Speaker 2>mom at home, as Kristin listens in in the background.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen into today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Lomenheimer. But swivel sweeper

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<v Speaker 1>the best, most convenient cordless sweper. Ever, how are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing today.

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<v Speaker 3>Mint, I'm doing fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we'd like to send you one of our cordless

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<v Speaker 1>swivel sweepers.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really not interested, but I thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>The swivel sweeper is for use in the kitchen, the

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<v Speaker 1>family room, the dining room, the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really not interested, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>It swivels three hundred and sixty degrees for easy movement.

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<v Speaker 1>Around furniture interested. Hello, Hello, Oh, yes, this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Well. Please don't call back again. I do not want

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<v Speaker 3>a swivel sweeper. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Even the cleanest of houses can use a visit from

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<v Speaker 1>the cordless swivel sweeper.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want the sleeper. Please do not call here again.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael.

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<v Speaker 4>I told you I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I took ten dollars off the set?

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<v Speaker 4>If it took nothing, okay, I don't want the sweeper.

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<v Speaker 4>Do not call again. What if I do not call again?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Complimentary shipping and handling. Hello, Hello, Hi the quote.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye, look, my husband's a crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I understand.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to be bothered. I said, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want the swivel sweeper.

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<v Speaker 4>Leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 1>You do understand that the cordless swivel sweeper as you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Look, I'm going to say this is the last time.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want you swivel sweeper, and I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to be annoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a chance you might change your mind in

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<v Speaker 1>the store.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely no chance, okay, because you're pissing me off. You

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<v Speaker 4>don't call me every five minutes after I tell you no?

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<v Speaker 4>What's your problem?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I send you some literature?

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<v Speaker 3>Ma'am? I don't send me anything. Okay. Look, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>buy it now if you gave it to me for nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand me? You piss me off because you

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<v Speaker 4>keep calling back.

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<v Speaker 3>Now stop it. But ma'am, I don't care. There is

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<v Speaker 3>no button.

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<v Speaker 1>You're being irate with me for no reason.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, for no reason. I told you no, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want it.

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<v Speaker 3>You call back six fines. I think that's the reason.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to enjoy.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and no means no, do not this house again.

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<v Speaker 1>But we want you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want anything.

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<v Speaker 1>We want you to enjoy. This technology matter.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>It's revolutionary.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give a damn what it is. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>buy it now if you if it gave it to

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<v Speaker 3>me for nothing, Okay, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>If you act now, we'll send you these removable dust

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<v Speaker 1>trays absolutely free.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care. Leave me alone, Do not call me back.

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<v Speaker 1>Not call me back, tile floors.

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<v Speaker 3>It's lightweight, man, I don't give it what it is, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care it runs, don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>Call me back me back.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not call me.

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<v Speaker 1>Back forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care. I wouldn't bite it now because it

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<v Speaker 4>pissed me off.

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<v Speaker 1>It has four waight action brushes. It reaches those hard

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<v Speaker 1>to reach places, ma'am. It picks up dirt and pet hair,

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<v Speaker 1>and I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't care what it picks up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, do you have top floors? Ma'am? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have cards?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to answer you anymore. Do not call

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<v Speaker 3>my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have wood?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you just hear me? Did you just hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>Look?

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<v Speaker 4>Hanging up?

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<v Speaker 3>Do not call my house again. But the next time

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to get a trace on you, I will

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<v Speaker 3>throw I'll throw.

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<v Speaker 1>These removable dust. Hello. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, you don't understand English.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I'm tracing this black hole.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm telling you now, and I'm going to either

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<v Speaker 3>sue you or report it to your supervisors. Now, don't

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<v Speaker 3>call me again.

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<v Speaker 1>It comes with a built in seven point.

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<v Speaker 3>Two What part of no? I don't you want to

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<v Speaker 3>don't you want to stay?

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<v Speaker 1>A seven point two volte.

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<v Speaker 3>Rechargeable back goes on? But is that amazing?

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<v Speaker 1>It's my job to sell these today.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give a damn.

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<v Speaker 3>I said no, take no for an answer. If you

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<v Speaker 3>have getting your number, I'm trapping the call right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to report it to your supervisor. If you

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<v Speaker 3>have carpet this goes on. This is the call here again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a product for you, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your supervisor's name and the phone number?

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<v Speaker 1>My supervisor is mister Duran.

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<v Speaker 4>Mister Duran. And does he have a number, mister Duran.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a one eight hundred two four to two

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<v Speaker 1>zero one hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, mister Duran. How much you want to bet if

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<v Speaker 4>I call this number, I won't get mister Duran.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it's a very good chance you'll get mister

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<v Speaker 1>Duran if you call that phone number. Yeah. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what else? You've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 1>This is scary Jones from Elvis Durant in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Shell and your daughter's playing a joke on you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's great, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna get my ass kicked.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she's gonna get her ask kick the.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded

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<v Speaker 1>with permission granted by all the participants.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning show