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Speaker 1: The Elvis Durand's Phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap, The Return of Michael Oppenheimer. Oh, my mother hates

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Speaker 2: telemarketing phone calls. My mom's your typical Italian lady who

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Speaker 2: goes nuts when she's annoyed by anything. Therefore, wouldn't it

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Speaker 2: be hilarious if she got a call from mister Michael

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Speaker 2: Oppenheimer played by her own Scary Jones.

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Speaker 1: Well, Kristin, thank you, Kristin.

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Speaker 2: We are now going to phone tap your mom Scary

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Speaker 2: Jones as mister Michael Oppenheimer, it's going to call your

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Speaker 2: mom at home, as Kristin listens in in the background.

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Speaker 2: Let's listen into today's phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Lomenheimer. But swivel sweeper

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Speaker 1: the best, most convenient cordless sweper. Ever, how are you

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Speaker 1: doing today.

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Speaker 3: Mint, I'm doing fine.

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Speaker 1: Oh we'd like to send you one of our cordless

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Speaker 1: swivel sweepers.

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Speaker 3: I'm really not interested, but I thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: The swivel sweeper is for use in the kitchen, the

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Speaker 1: family room, the dining room, the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: I'm really not interested, thank you.

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Speaker 1: It swivels three hundred and sixty degrees for easy movement.

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Speaker 1: Around furniture interested. Hello, Hello, Oh, yes, this is.

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Speaker 3: Well. Please don't call back again. I do not want

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Speaker 3: a swivel sweeper. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Even the cleanest of houses can use a visit from

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Speaker 1: the cordless swivel sweeper.

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Speaker 3: I don't want the sleeper. Please do not call here again.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to answer the phone.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael.

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Speaker 4: I told you I don't want it.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: What if I took ten dollars off the set?

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Speaker 4: If it took nothing, okay, I don't want the sweeper.

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Speaker 4: Do not call again. What if I do not call again?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Complimentary shipping and handling. Hello, Hello, Hi the quote.

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Speaker 4: Ye, look, my husband's a crap.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I understand.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be bothered. I said, I don't

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Speaker 3: want the swivel sweeper.

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Speaker 4: Leave me alone.

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Speaker 1: You do understand that the cordless swivel sweeper as you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Look, I'm going to say this is the last time.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you swivel sweeper, and I don't want

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Speaker 3: to be annoyed.

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Speaker 1: Is there a chance you might change your mind in

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Speaker 1: the store.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely no chance, okay, because you're pissing me off. You

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Speaker 4: don't call me every five minutes after I tell you no?

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Speaker 4: What's your problem?

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Speaker 1: Can I send you some literature?

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Speaker 3: Ma'am? I don't send me anything. Okay. Look, I wouldn't

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Speaker 3: buy it now if you gave it to me for nothing.

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Speaker 4: Do you understand me? You piss me off because you

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Speaker 4: keep calling back.

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Speaker 3: Now stop it. But ma'am, I don't care. There is

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Speaker 3: no button.

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Speaker 1: You're being irate with me for no reason.

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Speaker 4: Man, for no reason. I told you no, I don't

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Speaker 4: want it.

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Speaker 3: You call back six fines. I think that's the reason.

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Speaker 1: I want you to enjoy.

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Speaker 3: No, and no means no, do not this house again.

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Speaker 1: But we want you.

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Speaker 3: I don't want anything.

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Speaker 1: We want you to enjoy. This technology matter.

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: It's revolutionary.

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Speaker 3: I don't give a damn what it is. I wouldn't

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Speaker 3: buy it now if you if it gave it to

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Speaker 3: me for nothing, Okay, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: If you act now, we'll send you these removable dust

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Speaker 1: trays absolutely free.

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Speaker 3: I don't care. Leave me alone, Do not call me back.

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Speaker 1: Not call me back, tile floors.

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Speaker 3: It's lightweight, man, I don't give it what it is, okay,

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Speaker 3: I don't care it runs, don't care.

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Speaker 4: Call me back me back.

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Speaker 3: Do not call me.

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Speaker 1: Back forty five minutes.

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Speaker 4: I don't care. I wouldn't bite it now because it

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Speaker 4: pissed me off.

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Speaker 1: It has four waight action brushes. It reaches those hard

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Speaker 1: to reach places, ma'am. It picks up dirt and pet hair,

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Speaker 1: and I.

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Speaker 4: Don't care what it picks up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, do you have top floors? Ma'am? Do you

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Speaker 1: have cards?

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to answer you anymore. Do not call

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Speaker 3: my house.

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Speaker 1: Do you have wood?

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Speaker 4: Did you just hear me? Did you just hear me?

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Speaker 3: Look?

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Speaker 4: Hanging up?

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Speaker 3: Do not call my house again. But the next time

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Speaker 3: I'm going to get a trace on you, I will

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Speaker 3: throw I'll throw.

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Speaker 1: These removable dust. Hello. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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Speaker 3: Again, you don't understand English.

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Speaker 4: Look, I'm tracing this black hole.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm telling you now, and I'm going to either

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Speaker 3: sue you or report it to your supervisors. Now, don't

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Speaker 3: call me again.

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Speaker 1: It comes with a built in seven point.

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Speaker 3: Two What part of no? I don't you want to

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Speaker 3: don't you want to stay?

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Speaker 1: A seven point two volte.

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Speaker 3: Rechargeable back goes on? But is that amazing?

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Speaker 1: It's my job to sell these today.

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Speaker 4: I don't give a damn.

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Speaker 3: I said no, take no for an answer. If you

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Speaker 3: have getting your number, I'm trapping the call right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to report it to your supervisor. If you

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Speaker 3: have carpet this goes on. This is the call here again.

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Speaker 1: It's a product for you, ma'am.

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Speaker 3: What's your supervisor's name and the phone number?

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Speaker 1: My supervisor is mister Duran.

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Speaker 4: Mister Duran. And does he have a number, mister Duran.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a one eight hundred two four to two

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Speaker 1: zero one hundred.

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Speaker 4: Okay, mister Duran. How much you want to bet if

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Speaker 4: I call this number, I won't get mister Duran.

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Speaker 1: I believe it's a very good chance you'll get mister

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Speaker 1: Duran if you call that phone number. Yeah. And you

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Speaker 1: know what else? You've been phone tapped?

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Speaker 4: No, you've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 1: This is scary Jones from Elvis Durant in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Shell and your daughter's playing a joke on you.

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Speaker 3: That's great, thank you.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get my ass kicked.

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Speaker 3: I think she's gonna get her ask kick the.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded

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Speaker 1: with permission granted by all the participants.

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Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 3: the morning show