Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding, like at this current moment in time,
Speaker 1: my tasty music is literally like the My Little Pony soundtrack.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking like my most like do you want
Speaker 1: to see my Spotify it's terrifying.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll link the playlist in the description to.
Speaker 1: Your No, no, it's so bad.
Speaker 2: All right, fable babies, Let's play a game. Two truths
Speaker 2: and a lie. All right. Number one My first acting
Speaker 2: job was a scene in a movie with Academy Award
Speaker 2: winner Helen Hunt. Number two I've broken both of my
Speaker 2: thumbs twice. Or number three, I have six nipples. Okay,
Speaker 2: what do you think, Helen Hunt? Broken thumbs, six nipples?
Speaker 2: Which ones the truths? Which one's the lie? You have?
Speaker 2: Your guests as it in Well, jokes on you because
Speaker 2: they're all true. And I am a terrible liar, unlike
Speaker 2: my friend Sophia Gomez, who loves to lie. Not like big,
Speaker 2: hurtful lies, but like fun, harmless little lies, you know,
Speaker 2: like cute little deceptions to keep you on your toes
Speaker 2: and make you question your reality and give you trust issues.
Speaker 2: By the way, I do have six nipples. Five and
Speaker 2: six are just very small. I'm will more gullible than
Speaker 2: a fourth grader McFadden. And this is hashtag story time
Speaker 2: brought to you by iHeartRadio. I'd love to hear a
Speaker 2: story if you have a storytime you'd like to share.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like every moment of my
Speaker 1: life is just like not real.
Speaker 2: We are living in a simulation, so that.
Speaker 1: I mean, we very well could be. I think we are.
Speaker 2: The interesting The thing with the simulation is either we
Speaker 2: can't be in the middle because we as humans haven't
Speaker 2: made a simulation that the participants in don't realize that
Speaker 2: they're in a simulation. Does that make sense, Like we
Speaker 2: have yet to make a video game where the characters
Speaker 2: are fully aware and think that they're living, breathing, sentient beings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but in SIMS four, you can make your SIMS
Speaker 1: play SIMS one.
Speaker 2: Whoa, maybe we are so.
Speaker 1: If I so that means we would be like SIMS
Speaker 1: like eight or something, making our sims play SIMS four,
Speaker 1: making your SIMS place INS one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what I'm saying is like we're either the
Speaker 2: first simulation or the last. We can't be somewhere in
Speaker 2: the middle because we haven't made the next wave of simulation.
Speaker 2: How do you know that, because I mean, the sims don't.
Speaker 2: They're not like, well, they're.
Speaker 1: Not like banging on the wall being like Gloomrio.
Speaker 2: But the sims aren't sitting there going like am I
Speaker 2: a sim? Or am I like A.
Speaker 1: Well, we're probably like just a few sims after.
Speaker 2: Them, Just a few sims. That's a good quote. We're
Speaker 2: probably just a few sims after them. Okay, first, last, best, worst.
Speaker 2: Let's say, I'm going to say concert. Do you have
Speaker 2: you been to a lot of concerts? There is at
Speaker 2: a bad category.
Speaker 1: No that I have been to a lot of concerts.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what was the first concert you ever went to?
Speaker 1: It was the Selena Gomez Stars Dance Tour Get It
Speaker 1: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. And I touched her ankle and I
Speaker 1: almost passed out.
Speaker 2: Okay, how old are you at this time?
Speaker 1: I must have been in like sixth grade? Okay, and
Speaker 1: I was pretty young in sixth grade, so older sixth
Speaker 1: graders like ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eleven, maybe, I don't know. I was late. I
Speaker 2: was a late bloomer.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was like seventeen and sixth grade.
Speaker 1: Oh well, no, I graduated high schoohen I was seventeen,
Speaker 1: so that just made me giggle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was funny, sime. I like take my time, Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's important. Rushing through middle school and didn't want to
Speaker 2: get all the info.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So my first concert was Selena Gomez Dance Stars Dance,
Speaker 1: and I touched her ankle.
Speaker 2: So what you were in the front row, she was
Speaker 2: in the second row. You reached over the front row
Speaker 2: to get the ankle.
Speaker 1: There was like a platform, right, she was like walking on.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't really have a whole lot
Speaker 1: of memory in my brain.
Speaker 2: But that moment, well, that.
Speaker 1: Moment is stuck with me for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: Where your finger made contact with Selena Gomez's ankle.
Speaker 1: Through probably like four layers of tights and stuff.
Speaker 2: Was it a formative memory? Was this like a moment?
Speaker 1: I mean I love Selena Gomez, right, I mean I
Speaker 1: like even Okay, I moved a lot as a kid, huh.
Speaker 1: And sometimes like if I knew that I just wasn't
Speaker 1: going to live somewhere very long and like I was
Speaker 1: never going to see those people again, I would just
Speaker 1: lie about things. So I.
Speaker 2: Invented the question mark no.
Speaker 1: No, no, But like sometimes people just say things and
Speaker 1: you can either just like be like, oh, no, I
Speaker 1: wish that was true, or you could just be like, yes,
Speaker 1: that is true. Yes. For example, when I so I
Speaker 1: was in like used to moving, going to school for
Speaker 1: like a year, and then moving again and then never
Speaker 1: seeing any of people again, right, And this was like
Speaker 1: a little bit before social media. So it's not like
Speaker 1: any of these people would like keep in contact. I
Speaker 1: mean there was like Facebook, but like who was using
Speaker 1: Facebook in the third grade? My grandparents, But your parents
Speaker 1: had Facebook in the third grade? Yeah, Okay. Anyway, so
Speaker 1: I had just gone to this new school in Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills that I just moved to. Okay, after I had
Speaker 1: been living in Florida.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you moved for Florida Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was probably like seven or eight. I
Speaker 1: was in like third grade, and like it's Beverly Hills,
Speaker 1: Like no, it was Hawthorne Hawthorne Elementary, and like there's
Speaker 1: kids there that like were like related to famous people,
Speaker 1: Like that's not out of the ordinary. And so I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, are you related to Selena Gomez? And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, it's just my cousin. I
Speaker 1: just lied about that for like three years.
Speaker 2: Because that lie hurts no one. Yeah, it's a fun
Speaker 2: just a little like, yeah, deal with it. And then
Speaker 2: that person thinks cool, I go to school with Selena
Speaker 2: go cousin. Yeah, they feel good about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's not my cousin. Well, my last
Speaker 1: name was Gomez.
Speaker 2: So I mean it's a good lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My dad's been stopped at the airport before because
Speaker 1: he has the same name as Selena Gomez, his dad.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say he has the same name
Speaker 2: as Selena Gomez.
Speaker 1: No, he has Selena Gomez and my dad share a name. Okay,
Speaker 1: and so he's gotten stopped to t s even like,
Speaker 1: I know who you are. Tell Slene, I say hi.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not Selena Gomez his daughter, and They're like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm as his father. I'm saying words wrong.
Speaker 1: R and I I just said daughter, I'm not Selena
Speaker 1: Gome as his daughter. Oh, well he's not that.
Speaker 2: You're not wrong.
Speaker 1: I know how to talk.
Speaker 2: You're doing great. Okay. So first concert, Selena Gomez.
Speaker 1: Touched her ankle, touched her ankle.
Speaker 2: We found out your pathological liar through that story.
Speaker 1: I'm not a logical liar. My only life. It's funny
Speaker 1: and it doesn't hurt anyone.
Speaker 2: I think that's the way to do it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so that was first. What was the last concert you
Speaker 2: went to?
Speaker 1: H So that is also a really good story. So no,
Speaker 1: this is a really good story. Actually I was talking
Speaker 1: to this girl because I like girls, and I don't
Speaker 1: know why I whispered that, but I was talking to
Speaker 1: this girl and I surprised her with tickets to an
Speaker 1: Ali and Aj concert, and then we got into a
Speaker 1: little bit of a predicament and I was like, m
Speaker 1: I never want to see you again. No, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I bought the tickets, so I just never.
Speaker 2: You don't get those tickets anymore.
Speaker 1: So, well, it's a it's I mean, it's a longer
Speaker 1: story than that. So I was like, hey, well I
Speaker 1: this is another situation where I lied. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm such a liar, but I was. I really
Speaker 1: really liked her, but I was too embarrassed. God, I
Speaker 1: hope she's not watching this, Please don't be watching this.
Speaker 1: I was too embarrassed to tell her that I like
Speaker 1: wanted to go to this concert with her, and I
Speaker 1: got her these tickets because they were like VIP tickets.
Speaker 1: I'm such a anyway, whatever not.
Speaker 2: My bride's really sweet, you know, thoughtful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I lied because I didn't want her to
Speaker 1: think I was like obsessed with her because it's weird.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, hey, like I just happened
Speaker 1: to have these tickets to the alien Age concert that
Speaker 1: I was going to go to with my sister. And
Speaker 1: then like, now she can't go. I even called my
Speaker 1: sister first. I was like, Bella, is it okay if
Speaker 1: I lie about this?
Speaker 2: And she was like, yes, go that's sweet exactly.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you got to make sure the
Speaker 1: web is like secure, Yeah, it's tight. And yeah. So anyway,
Speaker 1: she like couldn't even go, and then I didn't want
Speaker 1: to talk to her anymore. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna go to this concert. And then
Speaker 1: my roommate and best friend Rylan, this concert was in Orlando,
Speaker 1: by the way, Yeah, they didn't have one in South Florida,
Speaker 1: where I live near Miami. I'm pretty sure. So the
Speaker 1: only one in Florida was in Orlando, which is hours
Speaker 1: literally hours away from Miami. So I was just gonna
Speaker 1: not go to the concert, like whatever. But then Ryland
Speaker 1: was sad Rylean in my roommate. She was sad because
Speaker 1: her parents like don't like her and would not give her.
Speaker 1: Well no, she's like she she lives with me because
Speaker 1: her parents like kicked her out. I know it's rough,
Speaker 1: but long story there. But she was like, ugh, my
Speaker 1: parents will give you my medical history and I'm in
Speaker 1: and out of the er. My life sucks, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I have vi IP tickets to the
Speaker 1: Alien Agent concert. So in that moment, we literally had
Speaker 1: three hours to get there and it was like a
Speaker 1: three and a half hour drive, so we just were
Speaker 1: like got it. Well. Also, I lived with my dad's.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Dad, I'm just gonna go WHERELANDA
Speaker 1: really quick. And he's like do you have a hotel?
Speaker 1: Like are you okay? And I was like now we'll
Speaker 1: figure out when we get there. We get in the car,
Speaker 1: we are on the phone with like the hotel as
Speaker 1: we're getting asking like we need a hotel right now,
Speaker 1: and they're like ohh. And then we went and and
Speaker 1: Aj who is one of the singers. She is in
Speaker 1: the show called Shira, which is a cartoon and she
Speaker 1: plays Catra and that character not just spoil the show,
Speaker 1: but they end up like being gay for each other.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait is this Shira like Chan and Shira? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so I am of the generation that grew
Speaker 2: up with Chira.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is like a new thing though.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, this is newer, right, but I'm like og
Speaker 2: Shira Ojihira. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But so anyway, they end up being gay for each other. Whatever.
Speaker 1: So I brought my little Pride flag because I always
Speaker 1: keep a Pride flag in my cart. I brought my
Speaker 1: little Pride flag to the alien Aga concert and they
Speaker 1: waved it and I was like wow and then maybe
Speaker 1: a little ankle touch No, but their opening act did
Speaker 1: DM me after? Oh yeah, well I think I DM
Speaker 1: them first. I'm just like, slay you guys, slay or
Speaker 1: I don't know. I made a joke because me and
Speaker 1: my me and my best friend were really funny. We're
Speaker 1: funny like that. So I was like, that was so.
Speaker 2: Sweet of you though, to just be like Ryley, you're sad.
Speaker 2: I got you. We're going to Orlando.
Speaker 1: I I'm so impulsive like that.
Speaker 2: That's a great way to live that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going to Paris tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I know. That is a whole nother story or that'll
Speaker 2: be like season five five. Yeah, story time will be
Speaker 2: this twenty four hours in Paris that you're about to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you should go to the catacombs. What the catacombs and
Speaker 2: Paris they have these underground catacombs that are just full
Speaker 2: of bones. Just it's like hallways made of bones underground.
Speaker 1: I like literally just threw up in my stomach.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe then it's not for you, real boat, you
Speaker 2: threw up in your stomach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in there there was like there's like a little
Speaker 1: version of me down there, who's like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Real bones, real human bones, full of it, just thousands
Speaker 2: and thousands and thousands of bones. Context the I think
Speaker 2: it was during the plague, the Black plague, theonic plague. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: the bobonics, the Boobos. They were running rampant throughout Paris.
Speaker 2: This is a terrible thing to be doing. In a
Speaker 2: silly accent. The graveyards literally were overflowing, and they built
Speaker 2: these catacombs underground and they were just like taking taking
Speaker 2: bodies to the catacombs and dumping them in there and
Speaker 2: then making kind of ornate statues and it's very macabre,
Speaker 2: you could say statues. There's like pillars, and yeah, they're
Speaker 2: kind of arranged in cool ways. It's dark, interesting, But
Speaker 2: you have twenty four hours in pairs. Don't go to
Speaker 2: the catacombs. That was the worst advice. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're gonna be in Paris for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Go crawl around in these bones raining when I'm there.
Speaker 1: That's kind of romantic too, though, No, I agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of a show called Miraculously Bug?
Speaker 2: I'm here to say, have you ever heard a show
Speaker 2: called Definitely in Paris? I've watched it twice.
Speaker 1: You've watched Marcos Ladybug twice? Yeah, Miraculous lad Bug. Biggest
Speaker 1: fan right here, number one if you know you know
Speaker 1: umbrellas anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we've done two concerts. We've done your first concert,
Speaker 2: we've done your last concert. Now let's hear about your
Speaker 2: worst concert, and then we'll end with your best. So
Speaker 2: it ends on like this is the greatest concert I've
Speaker 2: ever been to, unless you want to flip it.
Speaker 1: I've been to so many concerts.
Speaker 2: There has to be one that was just a shit show.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, okay, okay, okay, there was one that
Speaker 1: was pretty It wasn't necessarily a concert, but it was
Speaker 1: like a music festival, so I.
Speaker 2: That's just a big that's like a bunch of concerts
Speaker 2: crammed into one.
Speaker 1: So I, my little fifteen sixteen year old emo cell
Speaker 1: was like, I want to see twenty more pallets front row.
Speaker 2: Yes, fit, that fits?
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was like I was dating boy at
Speaker 1: the time, which is funny because I don't like boys anyway,
Speaker 1: he knows that he was like one of the first
Speaker 1: people that came out to That's a whole nother story.
Speaker 2: That was season seven.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, season seven. Yeah, that's a whole nother story.
Speaker 1: But I was wearing like this chain belt on, like
Speaker 1: this white skirt, and we had gotten there like literally
Speaker 1: when they didn't perform it. They were like the last
Speaker 1: people to perform at like literally midnight ish. I don't
Speaker 1: know that could be a lie I could be lying to,
Speaker 1: but they were like the last people to perform, and
Speaker 1: so we got there when it opened and just stood
Speaker 1: at the front all day watching everyone else. And it
Speaker 1: was awful because I like do not like rap okay,
Speaker 1: and almost every single act that went on before them
Speaker 1: was like these huge rappers that everyone was like so
Speaker 1: excited for, just like this is awful, not like me,
Speaker 1: not for me at all. Like I listened to like
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding, like at this current moment in time,
Speaker 1: my tastey music is literally like the My Little Pony soundtrack.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking, like my most I like, do you
Speaker 1: want to see my Spotify it's terrifying.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll link the playlist in the description to your.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's so bad. I listened to literally my
Speaker 1: friends music and the Mile to twenty music. Anyway, that's
Speaker 1: not even a joke, Like that's so serious anyway. So
Speaker 1: twenty one Pilots gets there and we're literally so close,
Speaker 1: and I turn around and there's a sea of people
Speaker 1: so big panic attack that you can't even see where
Speaker 1: it ends, Like there had to be thousands of people
Speaker 1: behind me. And this boy's poor little angel boy. It's
Speaker 1: like six ' three, I'm like five two. He's holding
Speaker 1: onto my little belt loop. He didn't even like twenty
Speaker 1: one Pilots. He just really likes you, so nice to me.
Speaker 1: Mind you LoVa is in Chicago in Florida.
Speaker 2: You you travel traveled.
Speaker 1: God, it's a long story anyway. So he's a whole
Speaker 1: holding on to my skirt and like we are being
Speaker 1: like pulled in like every different directionation. I wasn't wearing
Speaker 1: that skirt, Like there's no way we would have stuck together,
Speaker 1: Like I would have been gone. I would have died.
Speaker 1: And the girl in front of us is like offering drugs,
Speaker 1: like do drugs right, And I'm like, whoa, I'm sixteen
Speaker 1: in chill, chill, yes, please, No, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not that kind of person. Never have been.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people are always like when and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't want to die.
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, you do.
Speaker 1: You scary it is.
Speaker 2: It is a scary world that, right, don't take drugs
Speaker 2: from strangers at concerts. That's the moral of the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, it was really scary. And then so but.
Speaker 2: That was the best, the way that was the worst.
Speaker 2: That was the worst, Okay because.
Speaker 1: Because because I was like sweating and crying.
Speaker 2: And there's a sea of undulating people.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's so warm, which is weird because it was
Speaker 1: Chicago at night.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also I mean I'm just picturing you and
Speaker 2: then the like front row through all these acts, these
Speaker 2: hip hop acts, and you're just like not impressed. I enjoyed.
Speaker 1: Like I when I say I listen to My Little
Speaker 1: Pony of music, like, I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: I believe you.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I listened every single day on the
Speaker 1: way to work.
Speaker 2: Friendship is magic.
Speaker 1: Friendship is magic. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: I also grew up in the era of original My
Speaker 2: Little Pony.
Speaker 1: What generation of My Little Pony was it?
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what was happening when I was a child.
Speaker 3: Interesting, You're like you're ancient, No, I think first with like,
Speaker 3: I think it was one or two generations before Friendship
Speaker 3: his magic.
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, I'm not like there's so much. I
Speaker 2: had a moment where I did a Shakespeare play called Midsummer.
Speaker 2: We did mids My Little Pony, and yes, I was
Speaker 2: a pony version of Lysander. Oh, and there was lots.
Speaker 1: Of like I would pay so much money to save to.
Speaker 2: Me prancing around and galloping. I'm yelling Shakespeare in like
Speaker 2: a boufont wig covered in glitter. There's pictures where was this?
Speaker 2: This was in Culver City in a park and it
Speaker 2: was like Shakespeare in the park.
Speaker 1: For I wasn't invited.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you were probably at that like
Speaker 2: twenty one pilot's show was probably when you're.
Speaker 1: When I was sixteen. I doubt it.
Speaker 2: It was longer than that. It was longer. It was
Speaker 2: like six or seven years ago.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they must have been living here.
Speaker 2: We'll restage, I'll redo it for you, please do Okay? Then,
Speaker 2: best concert you've ever been.
Speaker 1: To probably Taylor Swift reputation just because I.
Speaker 2: Okay, just lit up.
Speaker 1: It's like, yes, yeah, I have listened to Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: my entire life. Yeah, Like she grew up in a
Speaker 1: place that I have lived, and.
Speaker 2: So like there's a connection there.
Speaker 1: So there's a connection there. I like knew her babysitter.
Speaker 1: Apparently I don't remember that, but apparently I knew her babysitter.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, maybe the babysitter is also a liar.
Speaker 1: That's true. I didn't even think that babysitter. I've passed
Speaker 1: by her house like we like. It's it's a very
Speaker 1: small town in Pennsylvania, like Reading area, just tiny. You
Speaker 1: probably don't even know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I know I've spent time in Pennsylvania in reading.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was I don't know why
Speaker 1: I keep doing this reading. It's this tiny yourself anyway. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So I've been listening to her my whole entire life,
Speaker 1: and I had gotten tickets for the Red Tour and
Speaker 1: then my sister sold them for money. Evil.
Speaker 2: You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: Sometimes she's so silly. I don't know why she did that.
Speaker 1: But so I didn't get to go to the Red Tour,
Speaker 1: and so, I mean, I've been listening to Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: since I was you know, since I knew what music was.
Speaker 1: And reputation happened, and I finally got to go and
Speaker 1: it was just like, oh my god, she's a real person, screaming, crying,
Speaker 1: throwing up.
Speaker 2: How did How long does she does her show? Like?
Speaker 2: How long does she play for?
Speaker 1: Not long enough? Really, there will never be long enough.
Speaker 2: I know, but like does she play for like two hours?
Speaker 1: Or like I don't remember. Honestly, this was like years ago.
Speaker 2: Because I saw Bruce Springsteen in Italy in Rome.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, does musical theater kind of concerts?
Speaker 2: I don't think I can say yes to that, as
Speaker 2: much as I want to be, like yes, I don't think.
Speaker 1: Because I saw Hamilton the night before the Tony's with
Speaker 1: the original Broadway cast in New York.
Speaker 2: No. Yeah, musical theater is more than a concert. It's
Speaker 2: a it's a whole show.
Speaker 1: It's Yeah, so that was That's probably the best like
Speaker 1: live music I've ever experienced in my life.
Speaker 2: That's yeah.
Speaker 1: But it's not really a concert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just an experience on it. Really, I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm not that big of a Hamilton. I
Speaker 2: love musical theater in Hamilton. I feel like it's just
Speaker 2: a little over rated.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't know enemies, I don't
Speaker 1: think I think it's I think it's rated.
Speaker 2: You think it's raided, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's overrated or under it. I think
Speaker 1: it's rated. I mean I think there is a lot
Speaker 1: of shows that are underrated.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of Cats.
Speaker 1: Do you hate Hamilton? Why are you making that face?
Speaker 2: Straight? Straight? Rated?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like there's overwhelmed, underwhelmed. I'm just whelmed, just whelmed, quelmed.
Speaker 1: How do you feel like I'm whelmed?
Speaker 2: Just justicious. It's a little Yeah. No, have you ever
Speaker 2: seen Cats?
Speaker 1: No? I haven't.
Speaker 2: I saw Cat's opening night in the movie version. It's
Speaker 2: a fever dream. It's a Nightmare, Taylor Swift is in
Speaker 2: that she is one of the best parts.
Speaker 1: I know she definitely carried. I haven't seen it, but
Speaker 1: I just know she carried.
Speaker 2: There's a part where Rebel Wilson unzips her fur and
Speaker 2: to reveal that she has more fur on underneath and clothes,
Speaker 2: and it made me want to jump out of my
Speaker 2: own skin. It's there's dancing cockroaches. None of it makes
Speaker 2: any sense, Like the size of things. The whole time
Speaker 2: I was watching the movie, I was asking, like, how
Speaker 2: big are things? How big are cats? How bigger forks?
Speaker 2: Why is the fork so big it's bigger than the cat? How?
Speaker 2: It was just constantly hurting my brain. And I loved
Speaker 2: it and I've watched it many times. And I also
Speaker 2: saw the original because I went Opening Night like a weirdo.
Speaker 2: The CG like wasn't done and they're like their hands
Speaker 2: just looked normal, like they didn't have fur on their hands.
Speaker 2: Judy Densch had her wedding ring on. Oh no, somewhere
Speaker 2: out there, apparently there's a buttthole cut. Did you ever
Speaker 2: heard about this? No, where they like CG, they added
Speaker 2: like buttholes to the cats?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: And then the director saw that was like erase the butttholes,
Speaker 2: but like on a hard drive somewhere there's a butthole
Speaker 2: cut that where all the cats have computer animated be holes.
Speaker 2: And Okay, so we've I think we've we've heard all.
Speaker 1: We've heard the concerts, so many concerts, so many concerts.
Speaker 2: But I think you've also teased out many other stories.
Speaker 1: I just I literally like, I don't think I've had
Speaker 1: a normal week in my life ever, so I've had
Speaker 1: a chaotic life.
Speaker 2: But that I feel like that means you have to
Speaker 2: come back on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh I so well. I love talking talk for a living, so.
Speaker 2: Normally we do we love to do like a moral
Speaker 2: of the story and like what what what did what
Speaker 2: did you learn? But since we talked about four different concerts,
Speaker 2: maybe what what what? If you give the audience a
Speaker 2: little advice on like having a good concert experience if it's.
Speaker 1: A music festival, bring water, don't leave your drink unattended,
Speaker 1: buddy system, pee beforehand, always pe beforehand. Never pee in
Speaker 1: the middle of a concert. It's the worst thing you
Speaker 1: can do, true, No, literally it is. Make sure you
Speaker 1: don't need your voice the next.
Speaker 2: Day, right, so you can really belt it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because when I was at the ali A concert,
Speaker 1: I had to voice act. Like the next day, I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't scream hello all right? No, I
Speaker 1: literally was just like I was so excited, but I
Speaker 1: couldn't scream.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, you saved your voice. I thought
Speaker 2: you showed up to the voice actor.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get fired smart.
Speaker 2: That was that was very like responsible of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am. I am responsible.
Speaker 2: And then I guess I'll I'd love to know what's
Speaker 2: the next concert you're going to go to? Is it
Speaker 2: My Little Pony?
Speaker 1: I would love to I don't think they have My
Speaker 1: Little Pony concerts anymore.
Speaker 2: We got to throw one.
Speaker 1: Those are like the only voice actors I haven't met,
Speaker 1: or the voice actors from My Little Pony. If literally
Speaker 1: everyone else.
Speaker 2: In the world, if you, if you're a voice actor
Speaker 2: on My Little Pony, uh, reach out, we'd love to connect.
Speaker 1: You, especially Ashley Ball. If you voice rainbow Dash.
Speaker 2: Please Ashball, rainbow Dash.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite reach out. My hair's rainbow right now
Speaker 1: because of Rainbow Dash. I pulled up to VidCon in
Speaker 1: a rainbowe stucket. Oh yeah, it's embarrassing. I learned the
Speaker 1: electric guitar because I like Rambodash so much. I want
Speaker 1: to be a castAR.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is no.
Speaker 2: I'm so really.
Speaker 1: My first fish was named Dreambodash when I was six
Speaker 1: years old. I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: I believe it. You're not lying.
Speaker 1: This is no, This is no no, this is serious.
Speaker 1: Is a serious I love it.
Speaker 2: At the end of this whole attack, you're like, all
Speaker 2: of that was made up, none of that was true.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be so funny.
Speaker 2: Never been to any of those concerts.
Speaker 1: Sang, I am going to improv so like I could
Speaker 1: have just lied to you. Maybe next time I'll lie.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, perfect, Well we'll just have.
Speaker 1: To Maybe I won't. Maybe I'm lying right now about
Speaker 1: lying next time? Conception?
Speaker 2: All right, Storytime season twelve, Is it a lie or not?
Speaker 2: That's the theme? I love it? Okay, cool, that's all cool?
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