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Speaker 1: It's time to take our shirts off and put our

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Speaker 1: pranks on Brilton Jeffrey in the morning, because today we

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Speaker 1: call a guy who recently told his roommate that this

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Speaker 1: is the perfect time of year to sell gym memberships

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Speaker 1: because he works at the gym, and he says, at

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Speaker 1: this point it's like shooting fish in a barrel getting

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Speaker 1: new people to sign up. But what he doesn't know

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Speaker 1: is his toughest customer yet is about to call him,

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Speaker 1: and he's gonna have to work extra hard to close

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Speaker 1: the sale with this guy, because it's o say, he

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Speaker 1: cares less about exercise and more about pranker size.

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Speaker 2: In your phone tap right now, phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is Dennis. Thank you for going. I might

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Speaker 3: help you.

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Speaker 2: Oh hi, Dennis, my name's Mark.

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Speaker 4: I'm calling because I'm thinking about joining your gym.

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Speaker 3: Oh excellent, excellent. Yeah, you chose a great gym and

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Speaker 3: there's never better time to start than now in your

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Speaker 3: physical journey. So so when can we get you in

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Speaker 3: so we can talk to some specials and some deals

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Speaker 3: we got going on right now?

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Speaker 4: Well, hold on, Dennis, you're not gonna I'm not signing

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Speaker 4: up right away.

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Speaker 2: I actually had a few questions for you. First, Oh, excellent.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, shoot, so are you.

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Speaker 2: A twenty four hour gym?

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Speaker 4: And do you frown upon men wearing short shorts? Some

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Speaker 4: guys like to work out in them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go with yes.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I'm really sorry. That's my other cell phone. Could

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Speaker 4: you hold on for me for just one second?

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 3: Fine, but hurry, I do have other customers on the line.

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Speaker 2: Sure. No, I promise this will take a second.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm on another call. Huh No, they haven't

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Speaker 5: offered me a deal yet. I did bring up the

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Speaker 5: short shorts. The guy sounded really.

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Speaker 3: Into them, sir, if you want to call me back,

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Speaker 3: that's totally okay. I can kind of hear what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, Hi, I'm sorry, Dennis. Yeah, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm almost off this call. Will you just please hold

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Speaker 2: on for me one more second?

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Speaker 3: Okay, but you really got hurry because I do have customers.

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Speaker 2: I'll be super quick. Hold on. Yeah, No, I just

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Speaker 2: told him I was going to be super quick.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm just making him sweat right now.

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Speaker 2: You're playing the game, you know, giving him the yo

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Speaker 2: yo treatment. Make him wait. No, he does not sound

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Speaker 2: that smart.

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Speaker 3: Sure I didn't hear you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. Hello, Hello, Yeah, Dennis, is this Dennis?

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Speaker 5: Yep?

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Speaker 4: Wasn't sure which phone I was talking into. Sorry, I

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Speaker 4: get confused really easily. Yeah, anyway, I hung up on

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Speaker 4: the other guys. So do you guys have any like

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Speaker 4: specials or like seasonal deals going on?

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Speaker 2: Right now? I can hop on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can actually join the gym for zero dollars down,

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Speaker 3: and after that it'll be forty nine dollars a month.

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Speaker 4: Oh, hold on, Dennis, I have to get this again.

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Speaker 2: I am so sorry, Just please please on. Hold okay, okay, hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm sot on with him. Manw what point do I

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Speaker 2: tell him? I'm against wiping down the equipment? Hey, you

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Speaker 2: know me, I love sitting in my own sweat.

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Speaker 3: Right, I have to go. You're taking way too much time.

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Speaker 3: I can hear you. Do you want to sign up

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Speaker 3: or not?

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that, Dennis.

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Speaker 3: Anyway you're thinking.

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Speaker 4: I saw on your website that you do have a

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Speaker 4: deal going on for two years, zero down.

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Speaker 3: Zero money down. Yep, it'll cost you forty nine dollars

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Speaker 3: a month to get the first month free.

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Speaker 4: Ooh that's a little pricey, huh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you're gonna save a lot of money if

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Speaker 3: you lock into a contract.

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Speaker 4: Well, what if I said no to this deal? I'd

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Speaker 4: like to look at the second suitcase. If you know

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Speaker 4: what I'm saying, Dennis.

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Speaker 3: This isn't a game show, this is this is a gym.

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Speaker 4: We both know there's wiggle room here, Dennis. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 4: a pretty good negotiator. Okay, I may be out of shape,

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Speaker 4: but I'm pretty smart up top.

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Speaker 2: There's just a lot of top. Yeah, because I'm chubby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can. I can hear it through the phone.

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Speaker 3: So oh, excuse me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. First of all, you're welcome.

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Speaker 3: Second of all, what I was what I would say.

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Speaker 3: There's no counter offers. These are the deals that I

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Speaker 3: can give you.

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Speaker 4: Aha, unless I tell you three years, one hundred dollars

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Speaker 4: a month, no personal training included.

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Speaker 3: You do realize you just doubled your monthly rain.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh it's not good enough?

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Speaker 4: Then well how about I pass seven hundred dollars deposit

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Speaker 4: up front but unrefundable.

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Speaker 3: Sure, sir, you're actually really squeezing us.

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Speaker 2: How you feel now? You feel embarrassed, don't you?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I feel a lot more profitable.

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Speaker 4: Well, what are you going to feel embarrassed when I

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Speaker 4: tell you that this is all a prank phone call

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Speaker 4: and you got got twice because your best friend Ray

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Speaker 4: set you up for all of this.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, I'm gonna comn you how many

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Speaker 3: crunches I could have did in the time we were

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Speaker 3: talking right now.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, man, this is actually Joise for Brook of Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: other morning.

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Speaker 5: Dude.

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Speaker 4: Ray said you were bragging recently that you could sell

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Speaker 4: a gym membership to anybody, So okay, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Going to counternegotiate my own deal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I never had anyone calling that dumb, so I

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Speaker 3: appreciate it, and I'm.

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Speaker 4: Just happy thinking about all the crunches I missed during

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Speaker 4: that call. Yeah, I actually almost picked up a donut.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you should get a crunch rap supreme.

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Speaker 4: O crunches crunch raps, I like to add. It feels

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Speaker 4: like I'm working out. Thanks Dennis, You're good at your job.

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Speaker 3: You know, best of both worlds

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Speaker 2: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties