1
00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,560
Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and over the weekend,

2
00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:07,080
Speaker 1: thousands of people partied all over the city for Saint

3
00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:11,600
Speaker 1: Patrick's Daylight. It was a multi day long celebration of

4
00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:17,760
Speaker 1: everything Irish, like cabbage and Killian Murphy and magical rocks

5
00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:18,960
Speaker 1: that make you talk good.

6
00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:24,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's actually problem, honestly, by the time Sunday happened.

7
00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:30,240
Speaker 1: Also lots of responsible alcohol consumption happens, where you pay

8
00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,559
Speaker 1: twenty dollars to drink in the back alley of an

9
00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,640
Speaker 1: Irish bar and watch your friend's puke and did the

10
00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,680
Speaker 1: gutter before you stumble over to it another bar in

11
00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,080
Speaker 1: a different alley and pay another twenty bucks to do

12
00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,080
Speaker 1: it all over again.

13
00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,680
Speaker 3: Patty, I love Portati on Saint Patrick's Day.

14
00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,559
Speaker 1: And that's why we sent Jose and Alexis out to

15
00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:51,240
Speaker 1: the streets. Ask the fine beer soaked people a simple question,

16
00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,960
Speaker 1: what you're doing on Saint Patrick's weekend?

17
00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,320
Speaker 3: What you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day weekend.

18
00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:01,320
Speaker 1: We're out here at tavern, you know, with the homies.

19
00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,080
Speaker 3: I sound so good out of the bar this You're like,

20
00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,160
Speaker 3: what are you What are you doing? I don't know.

21
00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,080
Speaker 3: I was just trying to sound cool. It's like your

22
00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,840
Speaker 3: party boys. Yeah, that's my party voice. Okay, so this

23
00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:15,200
Speaker 3: is what you normally sound like sometimes, Yeah, the party,

24
00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,880
Speaker 3: I'm just drunk. Wait a minute, what's the what's the difference?

25
00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,520
Speaker 3: Maybe like five shots in, I'm only like two. We're

26
00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,240
Speaker 3: not dragging her yet, that's the difference.

27
00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,640
Speaker 2: So you are you are surrounded by big burly guys.

28
00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,000
Speaker 3: Are these your bodyguards or these guys know they're going

29
00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,080
Speaker 3: to be dragging you? Celebrity? You know, know your celebrity?

30
00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,319
Speaker 3: Who are you? Tell me? Why are you a celebrit

31
00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:42,640
Speaker 3: only fans whoa wait a minute saying I used to

32
00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:43,479
Speaker 3: be retired.

33
00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:47,080
Speaker 2: Okay, so only fans made you rich. Now you're partying

34
00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,080
Speaker 2: with a bunch of dudes. What's next in your life?

35
00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:54,160
Speaker 3: Probably be sober right next on her?

36
00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, last goal field the hardest. You have to be

37
00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,960
Speaker 1: literally dragged home up my hill in order to make

38
00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:02,280
Speaker 1: it there.

39
00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,680
Speaker 2: The guys are like, we're ready, don't worry, we'll take

40
00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:05,120
Speaker 2: care of it.

41
00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:09,480
Speaker 3: Out of it. Yeah, boys like, aha.

42
00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,120
Speaker 2: You're just jealous.

43
00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,760
Speaker 3: One day, maybe you could be an only fan star.

44
00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:16,959
Speaker 3: I can't be dragged around it way too much. But

45
00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,000
Speaker 3: you do not say Patrick's Day weekend. I am out

46
00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,360
Speaker 3: here with my college buddy Sean and all of his pals,

47
00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,799
Speaker 3: best friend Hannah. Okay, so your best friend's a girl,

48
00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,639
Speaker 3: as he yes.

49
00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what do you have to say to people

50
00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,320
Speaker 1: that think you can't be best friends with the girl?

51
00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,560
Speaker 3: We're in love? Oh wait wait, do you know that

52
00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,400
Speaker 3: she's in love with you? I did not know that

53
00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,119
Speaker 3: until now.

54
00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,000
Speaker 1: This is that you can't be best friends with a

55
00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,200
Speaker 1: girl unless you're in love with her.

56
00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:42,800
Speaker 3: That's fact.

57
00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,520
Speaker 2: So she actually said she.

58
00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,880
Speaker 3: Was in love with me first. Are you gonna say

59
00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:51,440
Speaker 3: it back now? Because he doesn't know? Now he knows.

60
00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:55,000
Speaker 3: You just set it out and your friends are chanting kiss. Yes, yes,

61
00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:00,080
Speaker 3: I'm so uncomfortable. Ryan. No, you're not gonna do it.

62
00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,960
Speaker 3: I gotta go. I'm so sorry. All right, shout out

63
00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,640
Speaker 3: to my mom. This is Caleb. I made it on

64
00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:15,040
Speaker 3: the radio. I didn't kiss her. Mom. Mom is proud.

65
00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:16,840
Speaker 3: He's solid.

66
00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,640
Speaker 2: She keeps saying again and again, Oh, he doesn't know yet,

67
00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:20,960
Speaker 2: he doesn't even know.

68
00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,639
Speaker 3: And we're like, no, you just said it to him.

69
00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,400
Speaker 3: I think he already knew. Everybody's now.

70
00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,480
Speaker 1: If you're the female best friend, aren't you offended that

71
00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,640
Speaker 1: he was more excited to learn that he was on

72
00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,720
Speaker 1: the radio and you've been in love with him secretly

73
00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,720
Speaker 1: for years and years.

74
00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a hard night for both of them.

75
00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,760
Speaker 3: That's when it came.

76
00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,600
Speaker 1: Down as hard as a girl getting dragged by a

77
00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,400
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes up the hill. No, no, if you're

78
00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,040
Speaker 1: just teining us, we're doing what you're doing at Saint

79
00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,280
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day weekend?

80
00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,280
Speaker 3: Where we sent brook No, where we sent I definitely

81
00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,280
Speaker 3: didn't know. The book wasn't capable.

82
00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,280
Speaker 1: It was Jose and Alexis going out to the bars

83
00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,960
Speaker 1: to ask people a simple question.

84
00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,320
Speaker 3: What you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day weekend? We're drinking?

85
00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,080
Speaker 1: Okay?

86
00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,760
Speaker 3: Is that a good thing? Listen, we're waiting in this

87
00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,280
Speaker 3: long ass line. Someone get us to the front. We

88
00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,520
Speaker 3: won't pay, but we're looking for hold on, hold on,

89
00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,040
Speaker 3: you're smoking.

90
00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:14,760
Speaker 2: But I thought you're supposed to be drinking, crossfaded, any

91
00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,800
Speaker 2: other words that I should know that you're gonna be

92
00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:18,359
Speaker 2: doing tonight. We're geeked.

93
00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,000
Speaker 3: We're geeked to the gods.

94
00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,680
Speaker 1: The American language like you're on the clouds, you're in Pluto,

95
00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:26,360
Speaker 1: you're in bars.

96
00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,320
Speaker 3: You girls are having fun tonight. Okay, what what is

97
00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,160
Speaker 3: your name? My name's a Listen, I'm a leioh. Wait

98
00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,440
Speaker 3: a minute, hold on, this isn't a dating game. I

99
00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,479
Speaker 3: mean it could be. Tell me about dating her brother. Wait,

100
00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:41,960
Speaker 3: you're dating her brother cousin? Wait a minute, you don't

101
00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,160
Speaker 3: even know the relation? No, I do. It's just like

102
00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,440
Speaker 3: he's living in the same house. Like, did you listen

103
00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,000
Speaker 3: to this somewhere? Yeah?

104
00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:55,560
Speaker 2: If if we can edit this, yes, how were we

105
00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,280
Speaker 2: able to it?

106
00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,400
Speaker 1: Turns out we were able to edit it. Unfortunately, after

107
00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,599
Speaker 1: that clip, both of our editors quit want to work

108
00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,320
Speaker 1: on this show, and.

109
00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:08,159
Speaker 3: The third one is still on the floor. What was happening?

110
00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,360
Speaker 1: There was a brother of first cousin, two girls who

111
00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,000
Speaker 1: sounded the same. You're the only one that could interpret.

112
00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:19,159
Speaker 3: Probably, Okay, what do do not say? Patrick's day weekend?

113
00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,640
Speaker 3: I'm running the blog. Let's see what's up? Okay? I

114
00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,479
Speaker 3: have to ask you, single dating, what's what's up? So?

115
00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:29,159
Speaker 3: I have options? Can you explain? I'm a very honest guy,

116
00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,360
Speaker 3: so when I talk to it girl.

117
00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,080
Speaker 2: Oka, Wait, saying you have options doesn't sound honest.

118
00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,240
Speaker 3: So let me get to the point. When I tell

119
00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:39,800
Speaker 3: a girl, I'm talking to other girls as well, and

120
00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,760
Speaker 3: I usually say like, is that okay? Or are we

121
00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:46,120
Speaker 3: gonna have to stop right here? You're confident. It's not

122
00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,000
Speaker 3: about confidence, it's more about like friends next to me said,

123
00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,080
Speaker 3: you're lying. Is there a reason they're saying? I don't

124
00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,360
Speaker 3: know what they're talking about? What are your options? Then

125
00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,640
Speaker 3: I'm looking at your phone. I don't snapscreen open, just

126
00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,920
Speaker 3: let me read like three names. So that's gonna cost

127
00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,640
Speaker 3: fifteen marks. I saw Jianna, Let me see the rest.

128
00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:11,239
Speaker 3: Who All right? I know how to stalk quick, dude?

129
00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,839
Speaker 3: You had you said his secret? Like, no, don't say

130
00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:15,600
Speaker 3: her name name?

131
00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,000
Speaker 1: Oh man, you can lie to Brook and get away

132
00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,359
Speaker 1: with it. You can lie to me or Jose, but

133
00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,920
Speaker 1: don't you dare try to pull one over on our

134
00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:27,360
Speaker 1: little blonde Mimion Alexis. She will find all of your

135
00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,000
Speaker 1: exes and all the places that you've lived in the

136
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,800
Speaker 1: first five minutes if you take your phone and I

137
00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,120
Speaker 1: will do what needs to be done. That was like

138
00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,839
Speaker 1: what you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day weekend.

139
00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,800
Speaker 3: We got your phone town coming up in just a

140
00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,480
Speaker 3: few minutes. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning