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Speaker 1: by the ladies joined us today? We always join you,

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Speaker 1: not yesterday filming filming the thing. I'm ready for my clothes.

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Speaker 1: we have the ability to make even trash somewhat enjoyable.

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Speaker 1: saying we've talked about stupider ship on this podcast. Floor

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Speaker 1: Recognized as Danielle so Brodie. I know you now have

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Speaker 1: It's a brace, yea. Is it on purpose that it's

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Speaker 1: the colors of the Mets? Yes, Okay, I just want

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Speaker 1: maybe post a picture tomorrow. I got a blue cast.

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Speaker 1: They molded it to my arm, and then they ask

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Speaker 1: have had like blue that matched. And I got orange

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Speaker 1: because I had met colors on my brace, to which

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Speaker 1: my wife replied, you got a backup set of velcrow

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Speaker 1: straps right, like, is it going to get dirty? No,

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Speaker 1: because she she although she knows I like the Mets,

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Speaker 1: she thought maybe wearing a brace and met colors was

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Speaker 1: me to have more formal straps on my own black strap, affair,

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Speaker 1: velvet strap, velvet. Hello, if you go to Diddie's white party,

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Speaker 1: orange and what are you doing? Oh? I know you're

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Speaker 1: not okay. I'm not sure I would die? What's so

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Speaker 1: this morning? If you were listening to The Big Show today,

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Speaker 1: two segments and got so nervous that he developed cotton mouth,

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Speaker 1: That was sweet of you, well, thank you, But so

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Speaker 1: And so now she wants. Now she wants to do something,

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Speaker 1: she's been free to do what she wants. Web Girl,

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Speaker 1: do you remember when Webb Girl Kathleen's mother wouldn't let

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Speaker 1: but they picked their battles. My parents knew I was

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Speaker 1: like a blonde to like a brunette kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: Bethany thinks outside the box, but that that's her outside

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Speaker 1: the color orange. But my my oldest daughter didn't make

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Speaker 1: Then it was then it was blue, then it was purple.

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Speaker 1: I think guys just punch each other and move on.

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Speaker 1: can change up and have. Funny though that all it

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Speaker 1: is is dead follicles on your head, and really that's

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Speaker 1: But if it's attached to your head, it's fine. But

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Speaker 1: they're both dead. Yeah, if it's in my Chinese food,

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Speaker 1: If I meet lo Maine and his Chinese person's long

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Speaker 1: You won't eat something green that grows from the ground.

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Speaker 1: The guy's hair is green, I won't eat it because

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Speaker 1: like what I can do? They cooked it. But scary.

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Speaker 1: That's I'm an analogy guy. We can get an orange

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Speaker 1: I think I dyed a orange because on the box

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Speaker 1: the relation. She's beautiful, She's beautiful and kind, not anymore,

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Speaker 1: and she punches my arm. Later, kindness just goes out

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Speaker 1: the way. He's gonna need a bigger orange and blue race.

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Speaker 1: That's right, just hurts, stupid red blood red. People love

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Speaker 1: it so much when we swear on the podcast. I

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Speaker 1: get tweets every single time Daniel swears, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: and she only does it when she's really pissed. Yea, yeah,

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Speaker 1: not natural. I did. Speaking of cursing, your friend John

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Speaker 1: from the Cane Show, did my Walkers and Talkers podcast

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Speaker 1: well okay, on my Heart Radio Walkers and Pokers, and

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Speaker 1: I cursed and he wouldn't curse because he gave cursing

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Speaker 1: up for lint. That's it, says you can't do that

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Speaker 1: if you tried. That's the fifteen minute Morning Show