Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hello Dan, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm doing okay, and uh you did okay last week?
Speaker 1: You you had five units five plus another another five units, Dan, Yes,
Speaker 1: you're down twenty though. That's correct. Dylan right now and
Speaker 1: leading with plus seven and Shay is minus four. He
Speaker 1: lost three units last week, so well I'm starting to
Speaker 1: give him back in bunches, I say double digits week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dylan lost literally just I didn't even attack the car yet.
Speaker 1: We just got home from the regatta and I was fabulous.
Speaker 1: I didn't even have a chance to listen to the
Speaker 1: podcast of I usually write down what Dylan and that
Speaker 1: Shade do, but I didn't do it this week. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I just went against my Notre dame, so I know
Speaker 1: that's a loss. Yeah, So Larry, Larry, Larry went to
Speaker 1: the Pumpkin Regatta in Maine. Um, is there anything you
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to recap from the Pumpkin Regatta that our
Speaker 1: audience would be. There were twenty twenty thousand people there.
Speaker 1: It was Mama twenty thousand at the pumpkin Regatta. I
Speaker 1: wanted to say a hundred thousand. I cut it away
Speaker 1: and way down. I'm sure I don't know how many
Speaker 1: of there. The town was packed five deep. Everywhere you went,
Speaker 1: you couldn't see the regatta. We got there like noon,
Speaker 1: and you know, I did push through the crowd and
Speaker 1: got up. Guys are sitting in hollowed out pumpkins, said
Speaker 1: they turned into boats and they race. It was all
Speaker 1: about Dan. Okay, Well, we're glad to have you back there.
Speaker 1: I just saved you the trip. Yeah, and god, I
Speaker 1: can't wait for next year. Do you have any action
Speaker 1: on the pumpkin race? I did not, And uh, I
Speaker 1: didn't even know. You usually would have been betting my maps,
Speaker 1: but you know, nin I didn't even you know, I
Speaker 1: wasn't even aware kind of to get a bed in.
Speaker 1: So I saved money there, all right, Anything anybody wants
Speaker 1: to recap from last week, all I hear is sob
Speaker 1: stories so U T. S A should have covered. They
Speaker 1: were covering the entire damn game. The last drive of
Speaker 1: the fourth quarter is what lost him at that's it.
Speaker 1: I should have won that mortgage beat. I got two
Speaker 1: mortgage bets in a row that are lost one more
Speaker 1: and they're getting into foreclosure. It's not a good day
Speaker 1: for me. Danny. Yeah, you had a U t s
Speaker 1: A minus six and a half against Western Kentucky. Uh
Speaker 1: you you lost Northwestern, you lost b y U, you
Speaker 1: lost to see you. Uh you got those private schools.
Speaker 1: It's all private school screwming. That's what it is. That's
Speaker 1: what it is. It's the church against Shay once again.
Speaker 1: The church doesn't like the way you refer to those
Speaker 1: guys as gingers with no so yeah, well you know
Speaker 1: b YU and Notre Dame. Those are two churches. There,
Speaker 1: different churches, very different. As you got any thing you
Speaker 1: want to complain about. Um, I mean fucking BC didn't
Speaker 1: even have any business coming close to covering. But as
Speaker 1: I said, um, that was just straight up on American
Speaker 1: of Clemson to dis that was four units. That was
Speaker 1: four units. That was some com sh um And really
Speaker 1: I just got it smoked. I did uh, I did
Speaker 1: fading Larry, I hit Stanford plus seven, But that was
Speaker 1: that name and m covered, and then Texans covered against
Speaker 1: the Jacks. Why do you you apply common sense and
Speaker 1: logic and then you act stupid when you go, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take Steelers moneyline against the Bills. But Dan, if
Speaker 1: they had one, we'd be hanging very different. And the
Speaker 1: Falcons too. Falcons should have one. They could have won.
Speaker 1: That hissy fit he threw after the fake sack. Oh no,
Speaker 1: wonder she left him. That's all I got. Wow. Do
Speaker 1: you think that Brady was reacting to more than just
Speaker 1: the sack there? Absolutely, he's sad. That's a broken man, chattered.
Speaker 1: Let's see anything else from Dylan. Let's see bad Larry
Speaker 1: will be be a complaining about something here. Uh. By
Speaker 1: the way, j M you you know, I think the
Speaker 1: world is getting on it. JM. You at least they
Speaker 1: should be, because you guys said bad Larry. You go
Speaker 1: back to last year with j M. You all right,
Speaker 1: and they move up to Division one, they're gonna they're
Speaker 1: gonna make some noise this year, certainly next year. All right,
Speaker 1: come again this week then I know I'll get to
Speaker 1: that picks out, Larry. Nobody, nobody is looking at your
Speaker 1: picks before we do this. I'm just I'm telling it's
Speaker 1: not that they wouldn't. I know that. I know that.
Speaker 1: Are you sure? I'm sure? Yeah? Okay, al right, it
Speaker 1: feels like there's a little truth. Have ever been a kidding? Okay? Uh, Dylan,
Speaker 1: since you're still leading how much longer? Who knows? But
Speaker 1: let me start with college football with you. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: units are dropping like flies. Um all right, Uh so
Speaker 1: college football. I'm going two units on Alabama laying the
Speaker 1: seven and a half against Tennessee. I think Tennessee the
Speaker 1: jigs up for Tennessee and like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hook in this line. It just seems like the
Speaker 1: public's Oliver Tennessee. It just seems it's like Tennessee's quarterback
Speaker 1: is named Hendon Hooker. Yeah, my man, Yeah, they're hooking. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's thrown two d and thirty nine consecutive passes without
Speaker 1: an interception over under first fifteen picks are passes? Does
Speaker 1: he throw an interception? I think he throws one on
Speaker 1: the first drive. Wow, give me odds on that six
Speaker 1: on the first drive here first No, no, see, this
Speaker 1: is where you do stupid stuff. It's got to be
Speaker 1: like one one yeah, yeah, is there is? I probably
Speaker 1: hire that. Yeah. Alright, so you've got two units on
Speaker 1: Alabama minded seven and a half. Yeah, and then these
Speaker 1: are one unit Betsman, go to Michigan State plus seven
Speaker 1: Africans Wisconsin? Man, do we not like Wisconsin? And they?
Speaker 1: And they after blowing out Northwestern too. I don't see
Speaker 1: a repeat performance. Michigan State is lost to Minnesota and
Speaker 1: Maryland by double digits. They are pretty bad, okay, and
Speaker 1: they're getting seven and a half. Alright, what else do
Speaker 1: you have taken? L s U plus three games? Florida
Speaker 1: they got dismantled by Tennessee and I think it's just
Speaker 1: like they just can't do that again. I mean, Brian
Speaker 1: kelly is seat is already toasty, not like not in
Speaker 1: terms of getting fired, but he's definitely people ten year deal.
Speaker 1: People are starting to get a little suspicious though. I
Speaker 1: think they've been suspicious that dude fakes a Cajun accent
Speaker 1: whenever he gets in front of a crowd. I haven't
Speaker 1: won all my games. Oh and he's from from Brookline. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's from let New Hampshire. Yeah something, dad's a doctor.
Speaker 1: Have it won all my games? Yeah? I think the
Speaker 1: line was stupider than the accent like Forrest Gump. There
Speaker 1: we have a big dog parley. We're back with the
Speaker 1: big dog parlay, Dan box Choco click on all of
Speaker 1: our football games. He's gonna come out with the leg
Speaker 1: braces on, start running. You're gonna run right out of them. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: big dog parley. I'm going to U t s A
Speaker 1: minus thirty three against f I U. I think everyone
Speaker 1: will be glued to that game. UM and Georgia. They've
Speaker 1: hurt me before, but I'm back. I'm going Georgia minus
Speaker 1: thirty eight and a half against Vanderbilt. Manerbilt sucks. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're one in six on parleys this season. I know, like,
Speaker 1: at what point do you say my cards are coming? No?
Speaker 1: Not well, I think that I think I have a
Speaker 1: new system. I'm going to keep it to two legs
Speaker 1: because I keep getting burned on the third fucking lag
Speaker 1: every time you're ready. This is a problem for me.
Speaker 1: So the bigger my card gets, the more day this
Speaker 1: is when of my d gen behavior just floats to
Speaker 1: the top. You've got a lot of stuff going on. Bad,
Speaker 1: It's bad. I got the fight in the line. I
Speaker 1: plus seven against the Golden Gophers. Um, even though that
Speaker 1: running backs is back and Illinois screwed you earlier this year. Well,
Speaker 1: they showed me a few things. De Vito can sling
Speaker 1: it and that d line is legitimate. Um I got
Speaker 1: messy State lane four and a half against the fight
Speaker 1: and leave us Kentucky. We'll we'll leave us Utah. This game,
Speaker 1: I think is moy enter sante Danny, Utah lane three
Speaker 1: and a half at home against the fighting. Lincoln Riley's
Speaker 1: Utah is real good at home. It's one of those
Speaker 1: beautiful stadiums in the world. And I think USC's defense,
Speaker 1: even though the number one scoring defense in the pack twelve,
Speaker 1: I think it's fraudulent Danny, and they're they're scoring over
Speaker 1: not in Utah. Alright, alright, so that's minus three and
Speaker 1: a half. U tak coming off the loss against U
Speaker 1: c l A. Yeah, you know they're ready. That was
Speaker 1: that was a look, hey, we should have hammered U
Speaker 1: c l A last week, but we're all bad at
Speaker 1: this ship. So I did take them against Washington the
Speaker 1: league before. Yeah, but that doesn't we're talking about right,
Speaker 1: you sound like bad Larry there. No, I'm not asking
Speaker 1: for anything else until Yeah, you're on your side, all right,
Speaker 1: what else do you have? Troy lanes six and a
Speaker 1: half against Texas State, They're awful. Clemson lane three and
Speaker 1: a half against Florida State. I don't understand the line,
Speaker 1: so I put money on it. That's my mojo. Oaky
Speaker 1: light plus four the fighting Gundies against the fraudulent TCU
Speaker 1: horned Frogs. I like that. Actually, I like it a lot. Honestly.
Speaker 1: The fighting Gundies as a short dog are pretty damn good. Okay, bad,
Speaker 1: Larry um College football dan just one unit each. Bailer
Speaker 1: minus three against West Virginia three and a half, that's tonight, Okay.
Speaker 1: Michigan minus seven against Penn State. Okay, JMU minus eleven
Speaker 1: and a half against Georgia. JMU is twelve. Okay, Kansas
Speaker 1: over against Oklahoma. Why don't you just tell me what
Speaker 1: two and a half? Sixty two and a half the over?
Speaker 1: I had the sixty one, so he took a half
Speaker 1: a half and now one and a half. Okay. I
Speaker 1: still wanted Kansas over sixty two and a half against Oklahoma.
Speaker 1: I just take the college. Did I take the draft?
Speaker 1: King's odds? That's all I do, Larry, Can I take
Speaker 1: the opposite of that. Wait a minute, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: say wants to You're gonna take the under on under
Speaker 1: sixty two and a half Kansas? Yeah, all right, I
Speaker 1: got one unit, thank you? Right, okay, alright, I'm also
Speaker 1: gonna add something to nothing personal Larry, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take West Virginia money line. Wow, that's personal as hell? Man,
Speaker 1: what's why the shot against Ben Larry? West Virginia's five
Speaker 1: and against bail or all time at home? But there
Speaker 1: are guys who played How many of these guys played
Speaker 1: against West Virginia zero exactly? I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: like it. I'm feeling it, all right. Is that game tonight? Dealing? Uh? Yeah, tonight? Yes, tonight?
Speaker 1: I think in the Thursday night game? Good? Alright, Baptist,
Speaker 1: perfect private School, Baptist. Here we go with the NFL.
Speaker 1: Is anybody going to bet on the Bears Commanders tonight?
Speaker 1: I am, But I'm not betting on either team because
Speaker 1: I just can't do that to myself. So I'm taking
Speaker 1: the under thirty eight. I don't see how this game
Speaker 1: physically goes over that these two offenses first team to
Speaker 1: win also famous last words, you mean, Carson Wantz is
Speaker 1: motivated after Ron Rivera threw him right out of that
Speaker 1: movement book. Yeah, and after the ginger slander on this podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: anything else. Yes, I'm taking the Valkans plus five and
Speaker 1: a half against the forty Niners. Uh, they're nice against
Speaker 1: the spread, They're they're perfect. Okay, Um, Packers seven against
Speaker 1: the Jets. They're still the Jets. So it's at Green Bay,
Speaker 1: l A the t D and then I'm going Bill's
Speaker 1: Chiefs under fifty four. I feel like it'll be a
Speaker 1: close game, but I think it's the two offenses will
Speaker 1: not be shown. So the only teams in the NFL
Speaker 1: are averaging over thirty a game. Yeah, and you're going under. Um.
Speaker 1: And then I have a teaser. Um, it's the a
Speaker 1: f C. You have a tease teaser, big brain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the a f C North six point teasers. So Steelers
Speaker 1: plus fourteen against Tampa, Ravens plus a half a point
Speaker 1: against the Giants, Bengals plus four against the Saints, and
Speaker 1: Brown's plus three and a half against the Patriots. That's
Speaker 1: plus two six plus to six and those are all
Speaker 1: one unit, all right, Shay, NFL Yeah, fighting Lamar Jackson's
Speaker 1: laying the six against the Fighting Brisets. Yeah. Uh, I
Speaker 1: got Herbert laying five against Let's Ride. I got the
Speaker 1: fighting Mariota's plus five and a half. I like Atlanta.
Speaker 1: I think there's a whole lot better and people give
Speaker 1: them credit for and they're fun to watch. They've lost
Speaker 1: by a combined like ten points. Yeah, I like them.
Speaker 1: It's an enjoyable team. And I think the Niners traveling
Speaker 1: from west to east, I don't think it's going to
Speaker 1: be a pretty thing for him. I think five and
Speaker 1: a halfs a lot. All right, bad Larry, you're up. Okay,
Speaker 1: we've got a couple. Do we go against each other? Um?
Speaker 1: Killing just I have the over net Bears, but it's
Speaker 1: in the three team teas. I'm over twenty eight. Maybe
Speaker 1: we can both win. I don't know. I'll get back
Speaker 1: to that later. The two unit bets in the NFL.
Speaker 1: I had the Bengals minus two against the Saints Colts
Speaker 1: over forty two in the Colts Jacksonville game. I got
Speaker 1: the forty Niners. I had it a side, but I'll
Speaker 1: take it a five and a half. I think the
Speaker 1: forty Niners defense they might shut the Falcons out. No way,
Speaker 1: no way, side bet Larry. Let's go. Oh you're not
Speaker 1: going to set him as exaggeration their shape, but I
Speaker 1: like him high perbly. How are you okay? Then I
Speaker 1: got the Bills minus a two and a half against
Speaker 1: Casey and I'm taking Chave's Dallas Cowboys. There sorting of
Speaker 1: show me a little something by the way, say yeah
Speaker 1: me too, the whole world there, it's deadlines, moved a
Speaker 1: lot and open the half, open a four and a half, right,
Speaker 1: I'm getting Now I'm getting six and a half. Then, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're okay with that? Um, I'll accept one one little
Speaker 1: half a point? Okay, So you get six and a half.
Speaker 1: I think on the Cowboys and then you have a teaser,
Speaker 1: a three team teas um three units over the Colts,
Speaker 1: thirty two over the Bears, at and j m U,
Speaker 1: I have down them and a half. I'm amazing, double dipping.
Speaker 1: I love it. And you're all in on j m
Speaker 1: you what do you do with that line too? I
Speaker 1: forget it ready? It's two? Oh no? Was I was twelve? Okay? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you you have them money's two against Georgia's Southern
Speaker 1: in the teas right, that's okay. Irk Russell was still
Speaker 1: not coaching Georgia's Southern is he? Do you remember Irk Russell?
Speaker 1: Didn't they win like Division one Double A championships long
Speaker 1: long long time ago? Yeah yeah yeah, maybe not brought
Speaker 1: it to a screeching halt there, should have just kept
Speaker 1: moving on. Uh so, Uh, just want to make sure
Speaker 1: everybody's doing okay morale wise, batt Larry or people making
Speaker 1: fun of you with your picks, your friends now with
Speaker 1: now with the plus seven two weeks ago, plus five
Speaker 1: this week. No, they're not making fun of me at all. Daan, okay,
Speaker 1: comeback trail the minus seventeen hurt a little bit, Dylan, Dylan,
Speaker 1: how how is morale with you? You're doing okay? It
Speaker 1: seems like you're starting to overthink things. Were that. This
Speaker 1: is usually the part of the season when I completely
Speaker 1: tricked myself. I got a pistol whipped last weekend two?
Speaker 1: Is that hurt? All right? I don't know if we
Speaker 1: needed that. Shay come around with you. I'm getting to Stroy.
Speaker 1: They're killing me on Twitter, they're killing me in the
Speaker 1: group chat. Every friend I have listen to this damn
Speaker 1: show and they just smoked me and go opposite me.
Speaker 1: All of damn time. Yeah, I want to add another
Speaker 1: bet Danny fighting Lane Kiffins minus fourteen against Aubert. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, I like that home home team. They're gonna
Speaker 1: show up again. Anybody else any late editions here? I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm at a craps table and I just
Speaker 1: want to keep betting. Yeah, this isn't bad. I gotta
Speaker 1: get the hell out of here. It isn't bad for me.
Speaker 1: And you're not drinking this week? Oh, I had to
Speaker 1: chase something up. Why what happens every week? I'm coming
Speaker 1: here with those damn gin drinks and I lose money
Speaker 1: the last two weeks in a row. I gotta switch
Speaker 1: it up. I gotta a brown liquor or something. That
Speaker 1: gene is killing me, Danny red Wine, How about you
Speaker 1: don't drink? What did you just say exactly? How maybe
Speaker 1: bad Larry is probably having a Budweiser right now? No, no,
Speaker 1: I gotta I just gotta unpack the car. And then
Speaker 1: I got a head over to raise and see what
Speaker 1: we're on in town for the last ten days. And uh, oh,
Speaker 1: you'll have a beer. You have a beer when you
Speaker 1: go there on the way. Um, usually not one wait
Speaker 1: till three? Yeah, I like it. Okay, I'm standing by
Speaker 1: the way. Emmy's off today, damn, So you can't start
Speaker 1: drinking with her home. If your wife was working, then
Speaker 1: you might have a beer too. Would be a couple
Speaker 1: of people already. You can throw up the shampoo bottles
Speaker 1: in the bathroom going there by the way. Sha An
Speaker 1: Irving podcast available wherever you get your podcast, and uh,
Speaker 1: anything that we need to mention about shay An Irving podcast.
Speaker 1: That's the title of it. Yeah, that's the title. It's
Speaker 1: just me and another dude getting weird on the internet. Uh,
Speaker 1: you should definitely tune in. How much thought do you
Speaker 1: give to I? Do I put in thought? Usually? You know,
Speaker 1: we have headlines and whatnot, but really the main focus
Speaker 1: is finding the next dgen of the year. And that's
Speaker 1: just you know, I've been laser focused on that. Didn't
Speaker 1: Was there any reaction to the musician that we said
Speaker 1: is your doppelganger that we said on the show? Is
Speaker 1: he the drummer for right? No, there's no nobody. I
Speaker 1: don't look like that Danny, Yeah you do. All three
Speaker 1: Poison fans don't have Twitter. Wow. Oh uh? Picture day
Speaker 1: Ray is looking at does that? Does that guy look
Speaker 1: like Shay and Irving. Oh and that picture he does, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's definitely me. We need to get you a Fedora.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, I pull him out of the closet. You know,
Speaker 1: I do have a d Jena the Year for you.
Speaker 1: Who do you got Kanye? Oh, he's making a very
Speaker 1: strong case. Is a strong push. I'll have to put
Speaker 1: him in the voting block. Yeah, might get boycotted to
Speaker 1: put him on it. Yeah, the ills calling me right now?
Speaker 1: Uh so Shay and Irving podcast, luck to our combatants
Speaker 1: and uh if you are following the advice of these guys,
Speaker 1: tread lightly, be careful, and do it at your own
Speaker 1: This is for entertainment purposes only, yes, strictly, And tell
Speaker 1: all the assholes on Twitter that would you is? They're
Speaker 1: smoking me, Danny, smoking me like a blood on Christmas?
Speaker 1: Are smoking? Okay? But why do you let it bother you?
Speaker 1: I don't I want to win, That's what bothers me.
Speaker 1: I don't have any money. That's the problem, Danny, god
Speaker 1: envelopes going the wrong damn way. Also, if anyone wants
Speaker 1: to make money, just fade everything that is true. Amen,
Speaker 1: that is true except for Bad Larry, because Bad Larry
Speaker 1: is on a roll. Now here we go. This is
Speaker 1: the real bad Larry. We're good, We'll be We'll be
Speaker 1: that fine at season sin. All right, once again shae
Speaker 1: An Irving Podcast, have a great weekend and uh we'll
Speaker 1: talk to you next week