WEBVTT - Sex Is Too Loud

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is he wants to be seen and not heard.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that in just a little bit, but

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<v Speaker 1>right now it is time for the prank phone call

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<v Speaker 1>for today. The nephews out for guess who's here, Junior?

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<v Speaker 1>What you got, Junior? Alright, the nephew is here. He

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<v Speaker 1>probably do it like this. Let me see what level

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<v Speaker 1>a stupid I'm gonna give y'all. Okay, here, I'm finna

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<v Speaker 1>be I'm finna be extra stupid today. Okay, just the

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<v Speaker 1>one I got. Let me go to my files. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me look at my files. Got it? Hit? Is sex

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<v Speaker 1>is too loud? Okay? Is it? Yeah? Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really like. Oh that's loud. Sex sex is too loud?

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<v Speaker 1>Run a cant Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach uh

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<v Speaker 1>uh you have the ground number. This is his wife, though,

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<v Speaker 1>Can I help you? Yes, ma'am, I'm calling you from

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<v Speaker 1>the desk here at the at the Hilton Hotel and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm called the the room a few times and you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys haven't answered. So we actually went a little further.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the number that's connected with the credit card,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, you know I wouldn't be calling your number

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<v Speaker 1>like this. But the people are complaining about you guys

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<v Speaker 1>on the floor. Now, you guys are staying on and

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<v Speaker 1>they're saying that the sexes too, the sex is too

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<v Speaker 1>loud coming from you. Wait, wait a minute, what did

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<v Speaker 1>you say? The people are on you as floor saying

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<v Speaker 1>that the sex is too loud coming from you and

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<v Speaker 1>your husband's room. Way, what is going on here? I

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<v Speaker 1>am at home and that mother is out of town.

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you saying to me? Uh? Should I

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<v Speaker 1>get you the whole offer? Sure, that's just, that's just.

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<v Speaker 1>This is his wife on the phone right now. But

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<v Speaker 1>she said she's that whole. That's what he's telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>She's telling me she's her home, but she's not upstairs. No,

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<v Speaker 1>she's got upstairs. They were doing a big constin. What

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<v Speaker 1>am I supposed to play to? Okay? Okay, ma'am, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. What's your limig? Dominique? Okay, Dominique, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>we won't worry about it. We'll fix it. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean don't worry about it? You just caused me to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that basically, my husband is having sex with

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<v Speaker 1>someone at the hotel, and now you're acting Mike, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just supposed to act like this didn't happen. Hello, And

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<v Speaker 1>I did hear you talking to the background? You heard who?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you? Okay? Hold on? Hold on? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>all on again? Please? And uh? Where are you at?

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<v Speaker 1>Which didn't this? Which hotel? Is this? Hold on? Four second? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't hit the mute, but I didn't hit the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, she heard everything. Were talking, abome. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what am I supposed to say to it. The

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<v Speaker 1>guy won't answer the phone, and it's noise coming from

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<v Speaker 1>the room all day. All right, Hello, yeah, okay, the dominique,

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<v Speaker 1>This Dominique. I want to apologize. We thought we were called.

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<v Speaker 1>Apology is not gonna do. I can solve the problem

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Wish your address? Tell me your address? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not at liberty to give that information. This is

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<v Speaker 1>some books, some real books. Can you put your manager

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<v Speaker 1>on the signe or something? Um? I mean, letag is

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<v Speaker 1>actually in a meeting right now. I don't something something.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say. I just I truly apologize.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I thought I was calling the person that

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<v Speaker 1>was in the room. I'm really really I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to say if there is nothing to say, unless

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to give me your address right now so

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<v Speaker 1>I could be on my way over there. What city

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Don't worry about where I'm at. I can

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<v Speaker 1>get to you and his you know what, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call this mother myself and he better? What? Okay? Where

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<v Speaker 1>your whole situation? Okay? Right now? Okay? But will you

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<v Speaker 1>await because you're gonna mess whe I'm gonna lose my job.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't about your job right now? Bro, you told

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<v Speaker 1>me that my husband is some other boy in your hotel?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think I care? So? What's your address? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>I can see all my way? Okay, okay, okay, mom, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>actually let me just call him? No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>my manager, My manager coming down now. Your manager is available.

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<v Speaker 1>How convenient? So I don't have to talk. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to your manager. Okay, I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to talk to the manager. I'm pissed off right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So either you're gonna give me your address. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>put this is my manager? Tommy? Can I put Tommy

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone? Sure? Guess this is Tommy Okay, Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Uh? Your worker called me to tell

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<v Speaker 1>me that my husband was having sex in your hotel

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<v Speaker 1>too loud. And I asked his address and he won't

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<v Speaker 1>give it to me. And I'm on my way down there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm about to call my husband since he won't

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<v Speaker 1>answer your call. And I did hear him talking to

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<v Speaker 1>you in the background? What did you hear who he

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to? No? I didn't, Okay, he was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to me. But do you know who I am? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't and I don't really care. But do you

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<v Speaker 1>know Tommy at all? Do I know Tommy now? Tom No? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you even know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show? You kitty, that's that's Tommy. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not your friend right now, Tommy, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to anymore. I just like to come. That's stay funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not funny, Tommy, It's really okay, all right. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to get off the phone. And we're on

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<v Speaker 1>bad terms now. We got to get back. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be on good terms. When about the phone? Okay, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>laugh laugh with me, baby, please? Well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you would be laughing at somebody. Cause but okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a sister. Your sister name is Lydia. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I right? Yes, Lydia is who got me to pray?

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<v Speaker 1>Phone call you basic? Oh okay, it's it's really going down, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I got something for you at her in the streets. Tommy, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you this before you go. Lease, give

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<v Speaker 1>me this. What's the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, let me add You know Steve Harvey and

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<v Speaker 1>that's your Tommy. You know what, Tommy? You used to

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<v Speaker 1>be my favorite, but now I'm rather with Steve. You

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<v Speaker 1>could kiss my Come on there it is sex is

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<v Speaker 1>too loud? Yeah, but she was not about that. She

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<v Speaker 1>was not having that. Yeah. What are they in there doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, hollo my husband? Huh huh? What about

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<v Speaker 1>it now? Yeah? A great job, great job, JR. I

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<v Speaker 1>need I needs all mine because I'm telling you that

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<v Speaker 1>ain't nobody else stupid than me. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do well. Ain't but one person herschel Walk. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>this is. Everything he said, He wrote it, He wrote

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<v Speaker 1>it for me to say it. I'm saying everything Tommy

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<v Speaker 1>wrote all of us. What say yea even when he's

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<v Speaker 1>not here. He wants all his praise and worship, even

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<v Speaker 1>when he wants credit for Yeah boys, brilliant crag he

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<v Speaker 1>could pray, want credit for. Oh here's another part July

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<v Speaker 1>one club in South Carolina. Yeah, come stupid and to

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<v Speaker 1>find us Coulga Center, not to Crowger Colga Center. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my contracts say headline. I'm on there. I'm sure make sure.

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<v Speaker 1>If it doesn't, don't go out there. Yeah, what's wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with you? Want? You ain't? You don't want? No? I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really feel like being in praise and worship today,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will agree one thing. Oh my damn contract

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<v Speaker 1>headline when you got there, you knew who the hell

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<v Speaker 1>out would if you better know who you you follow

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<v Speaker 1>this if you want to, and I'm gonna go out here,

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<v Speaker 1>do not. What would happen? Yeah, if it didn't say

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<v Speaker 1>that headline or what would happen? And the problem? You

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<v Speaker 1>know you need to get in front of this. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you don't want behind this? Yeah that was my Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. I let your headline you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>wish you happen? Yeah, I'm still going Harvey put it down,

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<v Speaker 1>thick and hot out there, Thick Dog, Black Smoke is

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<v Speaker 1>the Strawberry Letters subject. He wants to be seen but

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<v Speaker 1>not heard. We'll get into it right after this. You're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the same Harvey Morning Show.