Speaker 1: Where is my mind?
Speaker 2: Where Roman phone?
Speaker 3: Hello, Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: This morning, I woke up and my phone was broken.
Speaker 2: Not my fault, it's.
Speaker 4: Full of your fault.
Speaker 2: No, it was literally you know what it was.
Speaker 3: It was the universe heard me talking about how much
Speaker 3: I like the camera on your phone, and the universe
Speaker 3: manifested a new phone from me, so it broke.
Speaker 2: It broke my phone.
Speaker 4: See. I was thinking it was the universe telling you
Speaker 4: to get off your fucking phone because you're on your
Speaker 4: damn phone all the time.
Speaker 3: No, I'm no.
Speaker 4: Actually, when it happened, I was like, oh, like, this
Speaker 4: is the universe like trying to get in you to
Speaker 4: get her burner phone, like she's been saying she wants to.
Speaker 3: I know, I was thinking about that. I was like,
Speaker 3: I literally I'm not kidding. That's why I was like,
Speaker 3: I might just transfer, not to say that an iPhone
Speaker 3: ten is a fucking burner phone, like it's literally still
Speaker 3: an iPhone.
Speaker 2: But you actually, I'm not kidding. It is.
Speaker 3: This sounds like so like hyperconsumerism, like brainwashed, but it
Speaker 3: is actually insane how much faster the new phones move,
Speaker 3: especially with the updates, versus this fucking donkey as.
Speaker 4: Phone, literally, and the cameras on this are like absolute garbage, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like literally, I know y'all can't see this, and
Speaker 3: I'm literally we're not gonna make the effort to put
Speaker 3: it in, but like, look at the fucking camera on
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 4: It literally looks I mean, it's kind of it's kind
Speaker 4: of a lot, it's kind of cool, it's like blown out.
Speaker 3: I know, I am gonna I think I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: keep this one until the new fucking iPhone comes out,
Speaker 3: because if I buy your phone, Steve Jobs is about
Speaker 3: to announce it now my phone.
Speaker 2: Imagine I thought Steve Jobs was still alive and I
Speaker 2: said that, and I meant it. Can you just give
Speaker 2: me your phone for free?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, Oh my god, it just told you actually.
Speaker 4: Know what I'm feeling good today. You can have it.
Speaker 4: You can have it, we can trade. I'll take the
Speaker 4: iPhone to it. No, I'll take the broken one because
Speaker 4: the cameras on that one are kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can take that one.
Speaker 3: The only bad thing about this one is I don't
Speaker 3: have the wide lens, so now I can't be goofy.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm just gonna keep this one. But basically
Speaker 3: I just want to let everybody know because I'm just different,
Speaker 3: Like I'm not like y'all. I'm not like stuck in
Speaker 3: that capitalistic loop where I feel like this is like
Speaker 3: insidious need to go buy a new iPhone the second
Speaker 3: my iPhone breaks, Like, I keep everything, not because I'm
Speaker 3: a hoarder, but because one day you'll need it. See
Speaker 3: that's where my poor brain comes into use, because people
Speaker 3: are like, oh, like, just get rid of that.
Speaker 2: Phone, and I'm like, no, I need to keep it.
Speaker 2: What if something happens, Like I want to keep it.
Speaker 2: It's valuable.
Speaker 4: You're saying this like you didn't just spend like five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars in the past two days.
Speaker 3: Literally, Alisa sent me a picture that Comb released the
Speaker 3: ballet shoes that I just bought from the two thousand
Speaker 3: and three collection. They re released a new pair and
Speaker 3: I literally was like how much and them was like, wait, actually,
Speaker 3: literally don't tell me because I actually can't buy them,
Speaker 3: Like I should not buy them. I literally I have
Speaker 3: two pairs of comb flats, two pairs of ballet.
Speaker 4: And they don't fit.
Speaker 2: Nope, neither one's too big, one's too small.
Speaker 4: I just look, didn't you try to get it stretched out? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And it didn't work because literally, like the two thousand
Speaker 3: and three ones are made out of fucking wooden leather.
Speaker 4: Not even a leather turns to dust as he stretches.
Speaker 2: But basically all that aside, we're here to talk about.
Speaker 4: Weed, yep. I mean we've teased it a bunch before.
Speaker 4: We're here to talk about our experiences with weed. And
Speaker 4: I know we've said this probably thirty six billion times online,
Speaker 4: but we don't partake partake in like weed culture as
Speaker 4: much as you'd assume based off of our characters and
Speaker 4: how we act, because we are fucking monsters.
Speaker 2: No, and we're hella chill.
Speaker 4: We're chill as fuck. We're chill as fuck. But you know,
Speaker 4: sometimes we like to like have a weed induced panic
Speaker 4: every once in a while, we want to freak the
Speaker 4: fuck out. Yeah, so we smoke a little bit or
Speaker 4: eat a little bit.
Speaker 2: I guess, Yeah, I guess because I can't smoke.
Speaker 3: Okay, Like, okay, we'll explain our separate situations because we're
Speaker 3: like the same, but also like not because I can partake.
Speaker 2: If I walk. Yeah, but it has to be very
Speaker 2: very specific, Yeah, like I have to have weed that
Speaker 2: has like an intense amount of CBD in it for
Speaker 2: me to get high, because if it isn't more CBD
Speaker 2: than THHC, I will literally lose my mind and like
Speaker 2: run away forever.
Speaker 4: Like it's like a paradox for you though, because like
Speaker 4: you need uh CBD to like get high, but then
Speaker 4: you smoke CBD and you sleep till four pm the
Speaker 4: next day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and CBD literally sedates me.
Speaker 3: Which is one of my theories is that, like I
Speaker 3: think I am, you would think I don't know how
Speaker 3: to explain this because like I in my head, I'm
Speaker 3: like weed is supposed to calm you down, but it
Speaker 3: literally gives me like such an adrenaline adrenaline rush that
Speaker 3: it like insides a panic.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I literally she doesn't know.
Speaker 3: I smoked just to Tiva once and I literally I
Speaker 3: started shaking and I almost went to psychosis.
Speaker 2: And I remember I was at a rideout and I
Speaker 2: was like, do.
Speaker 4: You have a CBD joint please? And need CBD? Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the CBD fixed me, but it might be placebo.
Speaker 4: I might just be like crazy, yeah, And I do know,
Speaker 4: I do. I found out that smoking on an empty
Speaker 4: stomach is really fucking bad. Like, oh yeah, that's probably why,
Speaker 4: like every time I've ever smoked weed or eaten weed,
Speaker 4: I've had just like the most awful, psychedelic, like bad
Speaker 4: trip experience of my entire life. It's because I probably
Speaker 4: don't have a full belly. Oh fully, Yeah, I'm curious
Speaker 4: to see if, maybe one day, if I'm ready enough
Speaker 4: and all that trauma from those terrible trips is gone,
Speaker 4: if I can just like eat a meal and then
Speaker 4: smoke and see if it's all good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually another thing I always eat before. Like
Speaker 3: I'll be with someone who like enjoys smoking weed and
Speaker 3: they'll be like, oh my god, I'm gonna smoke and
Speaker 3: then we should order food, and I'm like, no, I'm
Speaker 3: getting food in me, and then I can like maybe join.
Speaker 4: But maybe I'll have a midnight snack munchies, munchies. If
Speaker 4: you can't tell, I feel fucking batshit crazy today, I
Speaker 4: don't feel normal. I mean it's I'm not doing a
Speaker 4: good job at hiding it at this point. I'm not
Speaker 4: good at masking it.
Speaker 2: I genuinely actually do think it's because you need to eat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think I was like I personally probably no,
Speaker 3: it's just it's too much, I think for me at
Speaker 3: the end of the day, like as the consumer, I
Speaker 3: want the I feel like people love weed so much
Speaker 3: because it's easy and like it feels good every time
Speaker 3: for them, and like the fact that like for you,
Speaker 3: it's a gamble, and then for me it's like I
Speaker 3: literally have to take all these precautionary steps to enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Most of the time. It's like that's why I can't
Speaker 2: be like a full time like consumer connoisseur, because I'm like, bitch, I.
Speaker 4: Want to see you at like full blown stone re phase,
Speaker 4: like picking out the nug that has the most crystallization
Speaker 4: at fucking flower or whatever, like doing the math on
Speaker 4: the thac and shit, that would be fucking awesome. But
Speaker 4: also I was thinking as you were saying that, I
Speaker 4: was like, I don't smoke weed. I haven't smoked weed
Speaker 4: since high school. So I'm thinking it also could be
Speaker 4: the fact that I'm just eating edibles because or like
Speaker 4: taking edible weed because I know it has like it's
Speaker 4: a crazy different effect, So maybe that has something to
Speaker 4: do with it. But like, well, no, I've had like
Speaker 4: fucking freakouts on just smoking weed too. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just think I have like a weird brain chemistry,
Speaker 4: like I think it. I think it just has something
Speaker 4: to do with like my anxiety, and then like like
Speaker 4: weed just makes me like more anxious. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I go into it anxious every time. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: maybe I'm gonna have a bad drip or some shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I used to have that.
Speaker 3: And then I like like was just like, dude, worse
Speaker 3: things worse.
Speaker 2: As I go to sleep.
Speaker 3: I just go to sleep cause I think, like the
Speaker 3: last time I had like a really bad Actually no,
Speaker 3: the last my last really bad high was like so
Speaker 3: fucking bad.
Speaker 2: But I think I'm trying.
Speaker 3: No, actually no, my last bad high was when you
Speaker 3: had your last good high was literally because we're always
Speaker 3: on fucking opposite, Yeah, it's when you, me and O'Ryan
Speaker 3: got high together and I got too high, which is again.
Speaker 2: Weird because I had just eaten dinner. Oh no, I
Speaker 2: didn't finish dinner because that's why it was a big drama.
Speaker 2: But I went home.
Speaker 4: And I and I had there's drama to unpact there.
Speaker 3: I know that I got high, and I at that
Speaker 3: point I can recognize it when it's like not too bad,
Speaker 3: like I've been good at being like oh fuck, like
Speaker 3: oh I have to just go put myself to bed
Speaker 3: and like get naked and shake.
Speaker 2: Until I fall asleep.
Speaker 4: The absolute worst feeling in the world is like a
Speaker 4: bad high and like you're laying in bed and you're like,
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna go to sleep, I'm gonna sleep it off,
Speaker 4: and then your like brain is going a million miles
Speaker 4: an hour and you're like literally freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 4: And I always go to this same thought where I'm
Speaker 4: like I'm trapped like this forever, like I'm stuck like this,
Speaker 4: like I'm literally gonna be stoned for the rest of
Speaker 4: my life. Like I literally hate this feeling. I want
Speaker 4: it gone. And then I wake up the next morning
Speaker 4: and I'm like, huh, I was like that was weird,
Speaker 4: that was goofy.
Speaker 2: I literally I don't know what I think.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I think like I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: stucky forever, but I think I'm just like.
Speaker 2: Embarrassed and like freaked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like because I literally go into shakes, like I
Speaker 3: literally like I like physically start like trembling, and like
Speaker 3: I can't stop myself from trembling, which is also why
Speaker 3: I think it's like an adrenaline thing, because like each
Speaker 3: time it happens the same way. It's like I'm sitting
Speaker 3: and I don't know what trigger is it. Maybe it's
Speaker 3: someone mentioning that we're high, or like.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4: You're high right now, aren't you.
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 2: Christian did that to me once and it also destroyed me, like.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're so high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean literally, actually the first time I had
Speaker 3: a bad high, That's how it happened, is I Like,
Speaker 3: should I just get into that story or yeah, So
Speaker 3: my first like really bad high was I I was Again,
Speaker 3: I was never like a stoner because I think, like
Speaker 3: we've said this before, like just in general, I don't
Speaker 3: like consume a lot. But like the first time I
Speaker 3: had a bad high, at this point, I was like
Speaker 3: I was fully chilled, like smoking eating edibles, like it
Speaker 3: didn't affect me.
Speaker 2: If anything, It took a lot for me to get high.
Speaker 3: So I was taking like anywhere from twenty five milligrams
Speaker 3: to fifty milligrams of edible and like not thinking twice
Speaker 3: about it, which.
Speaker 4: Is like before the naive is a shit ton, Like
Speaker 4: that's that's a lot of weed.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, that is insane because like now I see
Speaker 3: literally someone take like a ten miligram edible and I
Speaker 3: freak the fuck out.
Speaker 4: I'm like, y'all are living life on the edge. Ye,
Speaker 4: you're a dangerous person. You scare the fuck out of me.
Speaker 3: Actually, a good fucking comparison is now for me to
Speaker 3: get high, it only takes max like five milligrams and
Speaker 3: it has to have a bunch of CBD with that.
Speaker 3: So I went from like being able to like down
Speaker 3: fifty milligrams and then on top of that, like two
Speaker 3: hours later smoke.
Speaker 2: Because I'm like, oh, I'm not as high anymore, Like
Speaker 2: I could.
Speaker 4: Do that literally first coming to La, like you were
Speaker 4: stones like the entire time, Like you smoked so much weak.
Speaker 3: It was just like it was literally like it was
Speaker 3: one of those things where I didn't get to do
Speaker 3: in high school.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it at home.
Speaker 3: If my dad's hearing this, he's literally gonna kill himself
Speaker 3: because I haven't spoken him about this.
Speaker 2: Like literally, it was just like one of those things
Speaker 2: where I didn't do it at home. I didn't do
Speaker 2: it in high school, and then once I graduated, I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, I could just buy it here.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna explore a little bit.
Speaker 2: Even though I couldn't buy it here.
Speaker 3: I yeah, but whatever you get. It was just like
Speaker 3: a thing here. But yeah, I was like, oh I
Speaker 3: was in my I maybe I did. I had a
Speaker 3: little stoner face, but it was like only within the
Speaker 3: week I'd be here and then I would go.
Speaker 2: Home and like never do anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was dude, this day was a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 2: It was actually what what's that one convention?
Speaker 4: Uh? VidCon?
Speaker 2: It was it was VidCon.
Speaker 3: I came to VidCon alone. I had been up since
Speaker 3: six am. I was there all day alone. I had
Speaker 3: intense anxiety because like I don't do like well when
Speaker 3: like people come up to me, like in big groups,
Speaker 3: it like actually freaks me the fuck out. And I
Speaker 3: think it's mainly because like in my head, I'm like,
Speaker 3: y'all are about to attack me, and I'm about to
Speaker 3: have the fist fight everybody, Like I don't.
Speaker 4: Know you inct speaking and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of people surrounding me. I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: to fight each.
Speaker 3: One literally, So like a bunch of people were coming
Speaker 3: up to me and like, I'm sure on the outside
Speaker 3: I looked normal on the indie, I was literally having
Speaker 3: a fucking panic attack. And then after that long day
Speaker 3: of just like anxiety and running around alone, I had
Speaker 3: to get in a two hour uber back to la
Speaker 3: from Anaheim because it was like during peak traffic. My
Speaker 3: uber driver was a creep. He asked for my number,
Speaker 3: was playing like music that he made that it was
Speaker 3: literally him wrapping over goosebump beats.
Speaker 2: Like it was the most insane shit ever.
Speaker 3: At one point, he like pulled off the highway and
Speaker 3: stopped to get gas and left me in the car alone,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: murgered by him, Like he's gonna murder me.
Speaker 2: We later on went to like troll the fuck out
Speaker 2: of him and it was awesome. Yeah, but I got
Speaker 2: back home.
Speaker 3: I hadn't eaten yet, which like I had done before,
Speaker 3: I had like smoked and like had edibles on an
Speaker 3: empty stomach, but I had anxiety all day. I hadn't
Speaker 3: eat in and my friend was like, oh, I have
Speaker 3: like edibles, do you want some?
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, how much is that? And
Speaker 2: she was like twenty five and I was like, oh, perfect,
Speaker 2: So I took it, didn't think anything of it.
Speaker 3: Me and my brother, my friend Ashley, and her boyfriend
Speaker 3: at the time went to McDonald's. I think actually's boyfriend
Speaker 3: was driving or someone had a car. We were going
Speaker 3: to McDonald's. And as we got to McDonald's, I just
Speaker 3: like this was literally within like less than thirty minutes,
Speaker 3: I went from like being like just exhausted, anxiety ridden too,
Speaker 3: like being belligerently high, to the point that I like
Speaker 3: remember I went up to go order and I like
Speaker 3: I just like could barely read the menu because my
Speaker 3: brain was just like being fucking like smushed by the
Speaker 3: ass of an edible. And I was just like sitting
Speaker 3: there and I was like can I And I was
Speaker 3: like kind of stumbling over my words, and my friend
Speaker 3: actually from the side just goes, you're so high right now,
Speaker 3: and it literally just instantly like I was like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I am so high right now, Like yeah, I need
Speaker 3: to go, I need to get out of here. And
Speaker 3: I remember I like ordered stuff and I like went
Speaker 3: and like stood by the water the fountain machine and
Speaker 3: was like trying to distract myself and get like juice
Speaker 3: but actually and her boyfriend were like laughing at me,
Speaker 3: and don he was kind of just watching him, being like.
Speaker 2: What am I witnessing right now?
Speaker 3: Like this is weird. Dante was not high. Dante was
Speaker 3: just like sober and there Dante's also my brother.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I mentioned that. But we get
Speaker 2: back in the car.
Speaker 3: I'm like in the car and I'm like shoving fries
Speaker 3: in my mouth because I'm like, I think I need food,
Speaker 3: Like I'm just like shoving fries in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Hella silent. We get back to the apartment, and the
Speaker 2: apartment like was in downtown, the Airbnb, I was saying it,
Speaker 2: and it was like the parking garage was like a loop,
Speaker 2: like a spiral parking lot, and we couldn't find our
Speaker 2: fucking floor.
Speaker 3: So then I got the spins because Dante was driving
Speaker 3: and was just like going in a loop up and
Speaker 3: down and up and down, and everyone kept asking me, like,
Speaker 3: what's the parking spot number?
Speaker 2: What's the parking spot number?
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, I don't I don't know, Like
Speaker 3: please like stop talking to me right now, please, like actually,
Speaker 3: I'm freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 2: And then I don't even remember from the car to
Speaker 2: the apartment.
Speaker 3: But I got into the apartment, We're all sitting at
Speaker 3: this like island eating and all of a sudden, like
Speaker 3: we're talking and I don't think I'm talking that much,
Speaker 3: but the conversation starts like slowing down. And I don't
Speaker 3: know how to explain this, but like, sensences are still fluid,
Speaker 3: but the way they're happening is is like if after
Speaker 3: every word, you picked up the next word. So it
Speaker 3: was like, I think I need to drink water.
Speaker 4: You had a psychedelic trip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it was like it was like I would
Speaker 3: say I and then for anybody who's not watching it
Speaker 3: didn't see my hand movie, it's like I would be like,
Speaker 3: I think I need to drink water.
Speaker 2: And that's how the conversation was going.
Speaker 3: We were all sitting in a circle and it was
Speaker 3: going like that, and I just like in that moment,
Speaker 3: I was like, this is not normal, and I just
Speaker 3: like put my head down on the counter and I'm
Speaker 3: not kidding. I knocked the fuck out, Like I literally
Speaker 3: put my head down and I pass out, and Dante
Speaker 3: freaks out and like jerks me awake, and I wake
Speaker 3: up and I see them and I don't know who
Speaker 3: they are, and they scare the fuck out of me.
Speaker 4: You're literally the first person to overdose. Weird. You literally
Speaker 4: like overdose.
Speaker 2: And I'm not kidding because I literally did. Because then
Speaker 2: they scared the fuck out of me.
Speaker 3: I got up and I start screaming, like like like hysterical, like.
Speaker 2: Woman in danger screaming, and I'm like, God, in this apartment,
Speaker 2: I'm shrieking. I'm like, get the fuck away from me.
Speaker 3: And I'm like screaming and running around this like it's
Speaker 3: not a big apartment, it's like a one bedroom apartment.
Speaker 2: And I'm running in circles, like running away.
Speaker 3: From them, like screaming, and they're obviously chasing me because
Speaker 3: they're like girl, like they're going to grab me. And
Speaker 3: I'm just freaking out. And then finally I like, I
Speaker 3: like knock onto the floor. I think, I like fall
Speaker 3: onto the floor, onto my back and I'm like looking
Speaker 3: up and Dante's over me and is like what's wrong?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, who who are you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Wait, and I like the only way to describe this
Speaker 3: part is like this is what my life felt felt like.
Speaker 3: This is like a book, and this is what it
Speaker 3: felt like.
Speaker 4: It felt like like that like pages flipping rabbits.
Speaker 2: It felt like like.
Speaker 4: Speed up and slow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it was like going slow and then going
Speaker 3: really fast and then going really slow and she and
Speaker 3: then I'm like laying on the floor and I like
Speaker 3: close my eyes and it's just pure white, and I
Speaker 3: like have zero thoughts and and like I start genuinely
Speaker 3: this sounds fucking crazy happening just off of an edible,
Speaker 3: but I literally start thinking about my whole life, like
Speaker 3: everything that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 4: Like I'm like, God, a very similar experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like recounting my life like trying to like it's
Speaker 3: like a part of my brain is trying to like
Speaker 3: feed me the information and be like this is.
Speaker 2: Who you are.
Speaker 3: And I'm like to Dante, I was like my name
Speaker 3: is any emails or like I'm from Miami.
Speaker 2: You're my older brother.
Speaker 3: I have like three other siblings, And like I'm like
Speaker 3: trying to like feed the information that my brain is
Speaker 3: feeding me to Dante to like verify it, to make
Speaker 3: sure that I'm like a real human. Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: I like get back up, and I'm still in a
Speaker 3: full panic, and I like run to my room and
Speaker 3: I like in front of everyone. I start stripping down
Speaker 3: my clothes and Dante's like a like like we're all here,
Speaker 3: and I was like look away, Like I don't know
Speaker 3: what I said, but I like got naked and got
Speaker 3: under the covers that I started shaking, like cause my
Speaker 3: clothes were like like suffocating me, so I had to
Speaker 3: get them off and I got under the covers and
Speaker 3: I was like shaking, and then I started making crazy
Speaker 3: accusations and like making up theories that I was like,
Speaker 3: I was like I know today, like I was alone
Speaker 3: with this person and this person and I think I
Speaker 3: was like given something from them and like this, Like dude,
Speaker 3: it was actually insane. Like I was convinced all my deepest,
Speaker 3: darkest fears had happened to me. And yeah, and then
Speaker 3: I woke up and I was like kind of still
Speaker 3: convinced about.
Speaker 4: That part, but yeah, and then you had a bad
Speaker 4: trip like two months later and re triggered that, like
Speaker 4: brought all that paranoia back, and you like sat in
Speaker 4: my lap crying about it all, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't know what to do here, but I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna pay your head and like everything's gonna be okay.
Speaker 4: I have a very similar like bad weed trip story
Speaker 4: where so like back in Texas, Like well, I have
Speaker 4: two really bad ones from Texas. So the first one,
Speaker 4: like I was in high school and like weed was
Speaker 4: still very illegal and like my parents like weren't down
Speaker 4: for it or whatever, and just like all this crazy shit.
Speaker 4: So me and my friends like bought like a baggy weed.
Speaker 4: I don't know how much fucking weed we bought whatever,
Speaker 4: and like, uh, for some reason, like they penned on me.
Speaker 4: It was always like I don't want it at my house,
Speaker 4: so you take it at We'll give it to you
Speaker 4: and you can keep it at your house. And then
Speaker 4: like for some reason it fell back on me and
Speaker 4: like I had never smoked alone before, and I was
Speaker 4: just like I don't want this in my room, but whatever,
Speaker 4: like I'll I'll have it in my room. So I
Speaker 4: had this like baggie of weed and like joint papers,
Speaker 4: and I was just like a loon and board one
Speaker 4: night on the weekend and I was like you know what,
Speaker 4: like I'm gonna smoke alone and see what happens. So
Speaker 4: I like took the weaed out of the bag, like
Speaker 4: crushed it up with my fucking fingers and rolled like
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding. The worst joint I have ever seen
Speaker 4: in my entire life. Like it was actually a fucking
Speaker 4: tooth pick. Literally it was like crinkly and like fucking
Speaker 4: just rancid. Looking at it was like actually hard to
Speaker 4: look at. It was so gross. And like I went
Speaker 4: out to like my balcony and I smoked this joint
Speaker 4: and like I like when I tell you, like there
Speaker 4: was no weat inside of it, Like there was like
Speaker 4: no wheat. It was literally like I was just smoking
Speaker 4: a rolling paper. But like for some reason, I got
Speaker 4: like blasted into outer space like literally like zoted beyond belief,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh my fucking god, like this
Speaker 4: is terrible, Like I hate this. I hate the way
Speaker 4: I feel. And then I just like went back to
Speaker 4: my room and tried to like have fun, but I
Speaker 4: literally like couldn't. Like I was like, you smile, like
Speaker 4: you'll be fine, just smile through it, like you'll be okay,
Speaker 4: You'll be okay. And so I'm just like sitting in
Speaker 4: my bed like with my eyes closed, like rocking back
Speaker 4: and forth, just smially like just smiling like and then
Speaker 4: like I like almost like astral projected or some weird
Speaker 4: shit and I was like looking at myself in the
Speaker 4: third person, and I was like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 4: literally like I've lost my mind. Like I'm sitting on
Speaker 4: my bed like smiling, rocking back and forth like and
Speaker 4: then I'm looking at myself. It was like this whole
Speaker 4: weird like cycle of thoughts and then I like snap
Speaker 4: out of it and I like open my eyes and
Speaker 4: then I'm like, oh my god, like I'm freaking the
Speaker 4: fuck out, like I'm trapped like this forever, like I
Speaker 4: triggered like schizophrenia, Like I'm like literally gonna be like
Speaker 4: this forever, like oh my god, Oh my god, and
Speaker 4: just like spiral thoughts, like they just keep compounding and
Speaker 4: snowballing and it just becomes like like a real thing
Speaker 4: for you if you're like having a bad trip. And
Speaker 4: so I lay under my covers and I close my
Speaker 4: eyes and then I start thinking about my parents and
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, like my parents like I'm
Speaker 4: up here like I'm a degenerate. I just smoked a joint.
Speaker 4: Like my parents, if they knew this would like literally
Speaker 4: like disown me, like they're so disappointed in me. And
Speaker 4: like that said, like even now, like as a twenty
Speaker 4: three year old in a state where it's legal, like
Speaker 4: fully financially like supporting myself. When I smoke, I still
Speaker 4: have like intrusive thoughts in the back of my brain
Speaker 4: where I'm like my parents would be so disappointed in me,
Speaker 4: like literally just like the weirdest shit. So I'm laying
Speaker 4: in bed and then like like the craziest thoughts start
Speaker 4: coming into my brain, like the craziest shit, and I
Speaker 4: just like start I just start repeating the word like
Speaker 4: blood in my head over and over again, like blood, blood, blood, blood, blood,
Speaker 4: and like there's like a second thought in my head
Speaker 4: where it's like stop saying that, stop saying that, but
Speaker 4: I keep saying blood like over and over again. And
Speaker 4: this went on for like fifteen minutes, and I was like,
Speaker 4: friends gave you mad, Literally, that's like I think. I
Speaker 4: was like I don't know what the fuck it was,
Speaker 4: but I'm repeating blood and over and over and over
Speaker 4: again in my head, and I'm like, oh my god, Like,
Speaker 4: did I just like find out that I'm a serial killer?
Speaker 4: Like am I?
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 4: I just like awaken the fact that I'm like an
Speaker 4: actual serial killer in my brain and like I just
Speaker 4: want to kill people now, like I don't know what
Speaker 4: was going on. And then I just had this like
Speaker 4: ridiculous thought. I was like, there's knife downstairs, like get
Speaker 4: the knife and like and then I was like then
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, like this is real,
Speaker 4: Like I need to just like figure this out. So
Speaker 4: I took a bunch of sleeping aid and just knocked
Speaker 4: myself out and I woke up the next day and
Speaker 4: was totally fucking fine. And then probably like I should
Speaker 4: have just known then and there never to fuck with
Speaker 4: w weed again, because like I literally think it's like
Speaker 4: from the devil, Like literally it's it's like devil shit,
Speaker 4: Like it like opens your fucking third eye, and like
Speaker 4: it awakens you from society.
Speaker 2: Well alcohol opens you up to demon.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Literally no, it like it's so evil, like if
Speaker 4: it is evil to you. But then I like like
Speaker 4: two weeks later, I should have known better, but I
Speaker 4: was like whatever, Like I'm with my homies, like it'll
Speaker 4: probably be different. So we're like in this like addict
Speaker 4: space because again, like it's illegal where we live, like
Speaker 4: we have to hide when we do it, and it's
Speaker 4: like furnished though, and like this is the first time
Speaker 4: I've ever used like a bong before, and like if
Speaker 4: you haven't used a bong before, like it is so
Speaker 4: much weed smoke all at once, like it's really really
Speaker 4: gnarly and it hits you way quicker and it's just
Speaker 4: like this whole fucking thing. And also like my friends
Speaker 4: would be like no, like if you cough, you get higher,
Speaker 4: like you need the cough more. And I was like no,
Speaker 4: like it hurts, like whatever. So I take this like
Speaker 4: everybody takes a bon rip and then it comes to
Speaker 4: me and I'm like, oh, like I don't want to
Speaker 4: do this, like this this is gonna suck, but I
Speaker 4: like feel peer pressure, not from they weren't like you
Speaker 4: have to do it, but I feel like this just
Speaker 4: like if I don't do it, I'll like be a whatever.
Speaker 4: I'll I'm you're gonna be a bit. Yeah, I'm a bitch,
Speaker 4: like and I don't want to be a booch. So
Speaker 4: I like take this like massive bond rip and everyone's
Speaker 4: like no, that was too much, Like that was a
Speaker 4: big hit, like that that's the most smoke I've ever
Speaker 4: seen come out of it, like all this.
Speaker 2: Crazy shit like point zero seconds.
Speaker 4: No, I was petrified. I was literally like oh, my
Speaker 4: fucking god, this is about to be so bad. So
Speaker 4: then I immediately like stumble over to this couch and
Speaker 4: just like like close my eyes and like go into
Speaker 4: my head, and like it was like I was like
Speaker 4: experiencing life from like a cell, like from the very
Speaker 4: first cell that was formed in my mother's body. Like
Speaker 4: it felt like I like was like in that you
Speaker 4: know that SpongeBob episode where like the it's the white
Speaker 4: room and like the shapes and the words, like it
Speaker 4: felt like I was in that universe. But then like
Speaker 4: like it was just like the world was exploding around
Speaker 4: me or whatever, and like I like began as a
Speaker 4: cell and then like I like formed into like a
Speaker 4: clump of cells, and then I was a fetus and
Speaker 4: then like I was born, and I just like experienced
Speaker 4: my life and like then it went on beyond like
Speaker 4: where I was now, and I like experienced like my
Speaker 4: life up until like death, and like it was this
Speaker 4: crazy fucking experience. Like it was literally the most hallucinogenic,
Speaker 4: like psychedelic experience I've ever had in my entire life,
Speaker 4: like even have like partaking in like mushrooms, LSD and
Speaker 4: shit like that. So I was just like holy shit.
Speaker 4: Like it wasn't necessarily a bad trip, but it was
Speaker 4: like it was just like so anxiety inducing and like
Speaker 4: it fucked me up for like we no like years,
Speaker 4: Like I genuinely think it's like that was like the
Speaker 4: beginning of like my super like existential like thought processes
Speaker 4: and shit, Like I really do think it was just
Speaker 4: like the kickstarter of my depression. Like I like couldn't
Speaker 4: look at I couldn't look up at the stars at
Speaker 4: night because I was just like so scared of like
Speaker 4: the infinite like universe and like my brain can't process that. Ah, yeah, dude,
Speaker 4: it it fucked my shit up. But here we are
Speaker 4: now and you.
Speaker 2: Still be trying.
Speaker 4: I'm still fucked up. But yeah, those were like two
Speaker 4: of the most notable weed trips I've had. And then,
Speaker 4: like I've said it before, but like recently i'd like
Speaker 4: had two milligrams of a weed soda and thought people
Speaker 4: were like trying to break into our house. Like I like,
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 3: Like another story, but it's like so fucking gnarly, I
Speaker 3: like literally don't want to say it.
Speaker 2: The one where I was like literally like watching myself
Speaker 2: in like an ad or whatever.
Speaker 3: Oh, like that one was just so insane, and that
Speaker 3: one's like kind of I feel like it'd be triggering,
Speaker 3: so like I don't want to talk about it, but
Speaker 3: it literally was like so fucking insane, like on my
Speaker 3: last really bad like psychosis ass shit, I was literally
Speaker 3: like out of body watching myself experience the things I
Speaker 3: was watching, and I was being told what not to
Speaker 3: do in my life to avoid this situation I was
Speaker 3: already in and it was so fucked up and like
Speaker 3: it was involving someone else and like the other person
Speaker 3: was like playing a part in the like infomercial I
Speaker 3: was watching. It was insane and yeah, that also ended
Speaker 3: with me shaking and going to sleep. I've been pretty lucky,
Speaker 3: like I haven't had like a bad weed experience probably
Speaker 3: since like twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, since late twenty which.
Speaker 4: Is because you like just figured out what works for you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just like during quarantine specifically, like me and O'Ryan
Speaker 3: would like experiment.
Speaker 4: And I found it out surely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would like touch each other's boobs and like
Speaker 3: get high, so that it was like we were like
Speaker 3: a little more like chill with it, like.
Speaker 4: Keep going oh huh uh. Sorry, I forgot the mics
Speaker 4: and camera we're here. This is weird toopid, but.
Speaker 3: Oh I think that's also another thing, is it depends
Speaker 3: on who you're with, because like I would like try
Speaker 3: to get high with like literally everybody in the world,
Speaker 3: and like in like situations where I didn't know people
Speaker 3: very well and I like, yeh, wasn't super relaxed around them,
Speaker 3: and then I like just like filed it down to
Speaker 3: only getting.
Speaker 2: High around like you and Ora in and then like
Speaker 2: from there I could like venture into like even other
Speaker 2: people in the front group. But it was literally just
Speaker 2: like who are the people that have seen me at
Speaker 2: like my lowest and like most vulnerable.
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, Drew and a Ryan, like
Speaker 3: because if y'all see me panic, like I won't.
Speaker 2: Feel as much embarrassment and shame.
Speaker 3: So like that was another thing, was like I hated
Speaker 3: the feeling of like embarrassment, and that would make all
Speaker 3: of my like bad highs even worse because like on
Speaker 3: top of just panicking from like being like fuck, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Literally having a psychedelic trip right now.
Speaker 3: Like I was like embarrassed by the fact that like
Speaker 3: something that's seen as simple as weed was doing that
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: But I feel like it's common.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very common.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 4: I was laughing because I was thinking about, like, next
Speaker 4: time you have a bad trip around me, I'm literally
Speaker 4: gonna just like make fun of you, and like I'm
Speaker 4: literally just gonna be like nightmare, Like You're gonna have
Speaker 4: a nightmare, like Drew is fucking evil.
Speaker 2: You come into a room, me and Uran will be.
Speaker 3: Like very calmly watching TV and like watching my near
Speaker 3: death comps, like highest shit just on the sofa.
Speaker 4: Dude, wait, we need to keep you one way.
Speaker 3: Drew will come in and be like nightmare, nightmare and
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, y'all looks so high right now.
Speaker 4: It smells like weed in here. Did you smoke?
Speaker 3: Like just saying all this shit and like trying to
Speaker 3: freak us out. And I feel like there was like
Speaker 3: maybe one time where it like kind of almost got me.
Speaker 2: But then I was like, no, he's like doing this
Speaker 2: on purpose.
Speaker 4: Like ignore him. I do to people that like understand
Speaker 4: that I'm joking, but like I don't go into like
Speaker 4: a group of people who are like stone out their
Speaker 4: mind and I'm like, y'all are like gross degenerate.
Speaker 2: You did you know you did it recently? Like, fuck,
Speaker 2: I can't think of it.
Speaker 3: But we were like, I think in the car or something,
Speaker 3: and you like it was like me and a few
Speaker 3: other people and you were like, oh my god, y'all are.
Speaker 4: Like so high right now, like and you just.
Speaker 3: Deliberate like that, like you deliver it like you're gonna
Speaker 3: say something important, so we all listen, and then you're like,
Speaker 3: y'all are so high right now?
Speaker 4: Are you okay?
Speaker 2: Like, dude, are you freaking out?
Speaker 4: It's it's probably the most evil thing I do. It's
Speaker 4: like try to I try to purposely green people out
Speaker 4: because I just want them to feel what I feel,
Speaker 4: you know, because I forgot about this but when I
Speaker 4: was back My most recent bad weed experience was when
Speaker 4: I was back in Texas. Yeah, and I was like
Speaker 4: laying on the couch watching TV, and I just had
Speaker 4: the gnarliest thoughts about like like we were watching Netflix
Speaker 4: and I was watching these shows on Netflix and I
Speaker 4: was like, I was like, no, this is like garbage TV.
Speaker 4: Like we're watching garbage TV. And then we watched I
Speaker 4: was like, I was like, we have to turn this off.
Speaker 4: We have to turn this episode off, like or we
Speaker 4: have to turn the show off because it's literally like
Speaker 4: it was made by aliens to like keep us like down,
Speaker 4: like there's some like crazy like freaked out like like
Speaker 4: thought process. So we switched it and we put on
Speaker 4: this like magic show and it was like this dude
Speaker 4: doing this switch. But it was like it was so
Speaker 4: confusing because it was like this dude doing magic, but
Speaker 4: I couldn't tell if it was like a joke or
Speaker 4: if it was real or what. And I just kept
Speaker 4: saying that out loud, and I kept like audibly being
Speaker 4: like no, no, like no, like turn this off. And
Speaker 4: I just kept going into these thoughts about like how
Speaker 4: like like this is gonna like I literally sound psycho.
Speaker 4: But I was like, dude, like TV is made to
Speaker 4: like keep the population at bay, like like just like
Speaker 4: the most like the eighties, Yeah, exactly, like the most
Speaker 4: smoked thoughts you can ever have. And I was like
Speaker 4: this is why I don't do like, this is why
Speaker 4: I don't smoke or take edibles because I literally like
Speaker 4: cannot remember like the last good experience I had. And
Speaker 4: even like like I don't know, I don't know, I
Speaker 4: don't care, but like literally I could just go on
Speaker 4: to it, shut the fuck up whatever. But I'm like,
Speaker 4: not anti weed, because I know it does help a
Speaker 4: lot of people, but like for me personally, I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's it was made by the devil, like literally, and
Speaker 4: it's trying to kill me.
Speaker 2: You're like, it's trying to kill me when the only
Speaker 2: person to go put.
Speaker 4: It in you is you, Like exactly, no, the weed,
Speaker 4: it controls people.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking, Oh, that reminded me of when
Speaker 3: I went to Texas for like that fun party we
Speaker 3: went to what was that party?
Speaker 2: I went to Texas for.
Speaker 4: My brother's funeral. That was the event of the year.
Speaker 3: But when I went to Texas for that and I
Speaker 3: like brought the my like chocolate edibles like that one
Speaker 3: that edible is like five to five five five CPD and.
Speaker 4: I just remember I got I just realized where you're going.
Speaker 3: I got so high with Drew's family, who I like,
Speaker 3: this is my first time meeting them, and we like
Speaker 3: all like got a little like some of us got
Speaker 3: a little high, and I got high, and you were
Speaker 3: trying to get us all to play Catan, and I
Speaker 3: literally I was like, dude, like, my friend.
Speaker 4: Don't play Catan with me?
Speaker 2: Do you know, play a fucking cheater.
Speaker 4: I don't cheat. I just play the chaos agent. I
Speaker 4: like causing people pain. I like being the villain. I
Speaker 4: like being the villain. I can't be the villain in
Speaker 4: real life, so I'll do it in fucking board game reality.
Speaker 3: But we was trying to get us all to play Catana,
Speaker 3: and I was like, dude, I can't, like my brain
Speaker 3: can't do this.
Speaker 2: And then I got hungry and I got up.
Speaker 3: There was like leftover like tacos that I could make
Speaker 3: in the kitchen, and I got up to go make tacos,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, girls in the kitchen.
Speaker 4: She was in the kitchen for forty five minutes, and
Speaker 4: she okay, she was in the kitchen for forty five minutes,
Speaker 4: like making like small little sounds like like you'd hear
Speaker 4: like tinfoil crunch, and then you'd hear a drawer like
Speaker 4: open and shut the you need'd hear like a spatula.
Speaker 4: And she was in there literally like forever. I was sober,
Speaker 4: so like my like grasp of time was like very accurate,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I was like, what is she
Speaker 4: doing in there? What is she building in there? And
Speaker 4: like she came back with like two most bunk, like
Speaker 4: literally two bunk fucking tacos, like the most bunk shit
Speaker 4: I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know why I'm anything. I just had
Speaker 2: a wonderful conversation with a friend.
Speaker 3: That's what I felt like walking into the I was
Speaker 3: literally just in there, like thinking in my bird.
Speaker 2: And the thing is, I did get anxiety because I was.
Speaker 4: Like, I've been in here for some and I think
Speaker 4: one of my uh, I think your mom, my mom
Speaker 4: was like you were in there forever, and then everybody
Speaker 4: just died laughing, and.
Speaker 3: I remember, you know what made it even longer because
Speaker 3: every now and then I would stop and like look
Speaker 3: over to see if y'all were looking at me, and
Speaker 3: like I would like spend like three minutes like eyeballing
Speaker 3: y'all to see if somebody looked up to look at me.
Speaker 3: And it made the process lower because I'd like do
Speaker 3: one thing and then be like, dude, I've been doing
Speaker 3: this for so far, like look over and see if
Speaker 3: y'all were looking at me.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: But that's one of those times where like I got anxiety,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't.
Speaker 4: Like like gonna kill your Yeah, I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Gonna kill me.
Speaker 3: It was like funny because I was like, dude, if
Speaker 3: I'm in here for any longer, it's like it's gonna
Speaker 3: be like too.
Speaker 2: Funny, Like I like need to get out.
Speaker 4: Did I just like I romanticize like sneaking around my
Speaker 4: like family so much like with weed. Like I'll like
Speaker 4: think back to like all the times that i'd like
Speaker 4: snuck out of my house to like go do like
Speaker 4: bad shit with my friends and like like coming in
Speaker 4: and like having to be like quiet, like getting past
Speaker 4: the front door in the moment, it's like the scariest
Speaker 4: fucking thing in the world, Like one wrong move in
Speaker 4: like you wake up your house or whatever. Also, my
Speaker 4: parents like were like heavy fucking sleepers because I would
Speaker 4: be loudish shit coming into the house and they would
Speaker 4: never fucking wake up. But I just literally love that
Speaker 4: feeling feeling or thinking back on it, like sneaking around, I.
Speaker 3: Don't I didn't like really have that because again, like
Speaker 3: I just was like too scared to like get in
Speaker 3: trouble in my house. Like my parents were just like
Speaker 3: so strict that like there wasn't really that, but I did.
Speaker 3: I think I smoked in Miami maybe like two three
Speaker 3: times in my life like four random ass times, and
Speaker 3: I would like try to sneak alcohol from my dad,
Speaker 3: but he like always caught me, like he genuinely almost
Speaker 3: always caught me, so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he told.
Speaker 3: You all this.
Speaker 2: He told us, yeah, literally like awesome, Like.
Speaker 4: He made fun of you behind your back about it, dude.
Speaker 2: I know when they went to Miami, my dad told
Speaker 2: him this story.
Speaker 3: But my dad would like my uncle used to have
Speaker 3: a restaurant, and my dad would go out to this restaurant,
Speaker 3: like to go hang out with my uncle and like
Speaker 3: just fucking I don't know, do what adults do, like
Speaker 3: talk shit about their lives. I don't know, Like he
Speaker 3: would just go like every weekend, and it was like
Speaker 3: a Saturday night. He went to leave, and I was
Speaker 3: like tighty, like I'm gonna have a drink. And I remember,
Speaker 3: I literally I'm dumb as shit. I didn't even let
Speaker 3: him get like a block away. Like the second he
Speaker 3: walked out the door, I got up to go touch
Speaker 3: the alcohol, and I literally like there was just the
Speaker 3: table with all the alcohol. I literally the second he left,
Speaker 3: I don't even think. I don't remember how long he
Speaker 3: was gone. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: He said it like he was gone for thirty seconds. Yeah.
Speaker 4: He told me the story that like you were going,
Speaker 4: he was literally like walked to the car, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Walked to the car. I was like, oh, I forgot
Speaker 2: my wallet and like turned around to come back in
Speaker 2: and came.
Speaker 3: Back in the second my hand was on the bottle.
Speaker 3: My dad just stood at the door was looking at me.
Speaker 2: He was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: And I was like nothing, And I just like got
Speaker 3: up and turned and went like white and sat back down.
Speaker 2: And I was so.
Speaker 4: Embarrassed, like you literally like nothing, oh cleaning. I was
Speaker 4: just checking the levels to see if the seven years second.
Speaker 2: Shared none of the other siblings were touching.
Speaker 4: In you're like literal children's siblings.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think the other time was after prom.
Speaker 3: I like me and my friend Annie, who I went
Speaker 3: to prom with, like got back to my house and
Speaker 3: I like took alcohol and like drank with my friend.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then the next morning my dad was like did
Speaker 2: you touch that alcohol? And I was like yes, and
Speaker 2: then he was like, don't do that.
Speaker 4: And I was like okay, yes, yeah, the first time
Speaker 4: I ever drank not no, this isn't the first time
Speaker 4: I drank, but like, dude, I was like a bad
Speaker 4: I mean, there's nothing to fucking do in shit ass nowhere, Texas.
Speaker 4: So like literally all we would do.
Speaker 2: It's it is so common for like teenagers to do
Speaker 2: this shit.
Speaker 4: I was barely thirteen, Like literally I maybe I was
Speaker 4: barely fourteen, but like like I was eight, I was
Speaker 4: eight years old. But like I'm this is probably the
Speaker 4: dumbest shit I've ever fucking done in my entire life.
Speaker 4: So like we start the night at my friend's house
Speaker 4: like across the town, and like we're like we're like angsty,
Speaker 4: and we're like ooh, like we should do something like
Speaker 4: fun tonight, and like, mind you, we're literally thirteen, fourteen
Speaker 4: years old. Like none of us know what alcohol is.
Speaker 4: No one knows what alcohol does to us. We've just
Speaker 4: seen like adults do it, and like just all this
Speaker 4: like we had just no we had no idea what
Speaker 4: we were getting ourselves into. But like we went into
Speaker 4: my friend's fridge grabbed like probably like six beers, and
Speaker 4: like I had pants on, and I put him in
Speaker 4: my pant leg and I called my brother and I
Speaker 4: was like, yo, like come pick us up. We want
Speaker 4: to go to my other friend's house, and he was like, ugh,
Speaker 4: like whatever, sure, and like we got into the car
Speaker 4: and like the beers in my legs were glass and
Speaker 4: they were clinking against, clinking against themselves the entire car ride.
Speaker 4: And like my brother's like eighteen at this point or
Speaker 4: however old he was, so he knows what the fuck's
Speaker 4: going on. But he's like really like y'all are like children,
Speaker 4: Like what are y'all doing? So they're like, he like
Speaker 4: knows what's up. He drops us off, and we like
Speaker 4: get to the house and there's enough beer for like
Speaker 4: one beer each, and so we all like have this
Speaker 4: beer and we fucking chug it and like we're all
Speaker 4: obviously obliterated off of one beer because we're literally like
Speaker 4: thirty pounds like whatever. And like my other friend, who's
Speaker 4: a no I swear like it was high alcohol percentage.
Speaker 4: And then so my the friends whose house we went to,
Speaker 4: is like, oh, my mom keeps alcohol and the refrigerator
Speaker 4: we should drink it or in the freezer. So he
Speaker 4: like pulls out like the biggest bottle of gray Goose
Speaker 4: I have ever seen. Still to this day, it was
Speaker 4: one of those like giant.
Speaker 2: One of the giant ones. You see it like behind
Speaker 2: counters at.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, exactly. So we pull it out. It's like
Speaker 4: three quarters full, and we just start chugging it and
Speaker 4: drinking red gatorade and chugging and chugging and chugging, like
Speaker 4: to the point where like between the four of us
Speaker 4: or five of us, it was five of us, we
Speaker 4: finished this entire giant bottle of gray goose. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: and like which like for like a person my size
Speaker 4: to drink that much between five people is a shit
Speaker 4: ton of alcohol. But literally, like being that young, like
Speaker 4: I don't know how none of us died, Like it
Speaker 4: was gnarly. Like we were like literally out front, like
Speaker 4: rolling naked in the grass, like projectile vomiting red all
Speaker 4: over the place because of the fucking gatorade, like crying
Speaker 4: like like crying mom, like mom, like I want my mommy,
Speaker 4: like freaking the fuck out. And my brother like calls
Speaker 4: me and I don't answer, and he's like, oh, these
Speaker 4: fuckers are like up to no good. So then my
Speaker 4: brother comes back and like bangs on the door and
Speaker 4: like makes it. He's like open up, and like we're
Speaker 4: freaking the fuck out. We're like stanmming around, like we
Speaker 4: fill the bottle back with water and put it in
Speaker 4: the freezer, like put freezer, I mean put water in
Speaker 4: a bottle and put it in the freezer to try
Speaker 4: to cover up our tracks. Like like his mom wasn't
Speaker 4: gonna notice. He was, fuck, she was fucking drinking water.
Speaker 4: And my brother just like opens the or and comes
Speaker 4: in and he's like what are y'all doing? And we're
Speaker 4: like like like coat like my other my friend's like
Speaker 4: holding back vomit and like we were like nothing, and
Speaker 4: he's like, no, I know what y'all are fucking doing.
Speaker 4: I see the beer bottles everywhere, like, Drew, you're coming
Speaker 4: home with me, and so like I go home. My
Speaker 4: homies are left at this house, and like my mom
Speaker 4: is just sitting on the couch and like I like
Speaker 4: walk in like an actual like TV show drunk, like
Speaker 4: just like obliterated, Like I take my slides off my
Speaker 4: feet and just like throw them across the room, and
Speaker 4: I like my mom's like Drew, come here, and I'm
Speaker 4: like okay, and like I go and sit on the
Speaker 4: couch and like I'm like spinning, nodding off. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: like nodding off and spinning and like she's just giving
Speaker 4: me like the typical mom, like I'm disappointed in you,
Speaker 4: and that made me feel like fucking shit. She was
Speaker 4: like I'm not mad at you, like we'll talk about
Speaker 4: this in the morning, but I'm pissed at you. And
Speaker 4: I grab a broom and I like throw it at
Speaker 4: the wall, and like my brother's like laughing his ass off,
Speaker 4: and my mom is like holding back laughs because like
Speaker 4: she's watching her like she can't be mad because it's yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, she can be mad, but she can't be
Speaker 4: mad because it's literally fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's like comical.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like whatever. And so I go into my
Speaker 4: bed and like I just marinate with that I'm disappointed
Speaker 4: in you, and I'm just like laying there like one
Speaker 4: leg off the bed, just like fucking spinning an outer
Speaker 4: space because I'm so obliterated. And then I wake up
Speaker 4: the next day and not hungover, and me and my
Speaker 4: mom had a conversation about it and all is well.
Speaker 3: All was well, dude, just like the putting like water
Speaker 3: like that young and not knowing that like alcohol.
Speaker 4: Does exactly exactly. And so I get a call, my
Speaker 4: mom gets a call the next day from this guy's mom. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and she's like, I think our boys were drinking last night,
Speaker 4: and she was like, I wasn't gonna. My mom wasn't
Speaker 4: like a snitch, like she was chill or whatever. Like
Speaker 4: she was like boys do boys shit sometimes and learn
Speaker 4: their own fucking learn from their own mistakes. And she
Speaker 4: was like, because my gray Goose bottle was exploded in
Speaker 4: the freezer, like it had literally exploded, like the fucking
Speaker 4: powder and there was just an ice block in there.
Speaker 4: And she was like, like, dumbasses and he got reprimanded
Speaker 4: and yeah, just whatever, but literally so funny that like
Speaker 4: that ship like happened, like I don't know, just like
Speaker 4: Young and Dumb. I guess I don't know Young Dumb
Speaker 4: and Broke, Young Dumb, Young Dumb and Broke, Young Dumb
Speaker 4: and Broke.
Speaker 2: What song is that?
Speaker 4: I think it's a menem I don't know. Or Zeke
Speaker 4: Zeke Zeke, Like what the fuck is his name? Do
Speaker 4: you know that song Young Dumb and Broke Khalid?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Zeke, you know who Zeke is.
Speaker 4: We can't talk about Zeke, but we'll talk about Zeke
Speaker 4: when we have Josh on the podcast. We're gonna press
Speaker 4: him for that ship. I know, literally like why did
Speaker 4: why did he have to die? That's all I'll say,
Speaker 4: Like why do you.
Speaker 1: Have to die?
Speaker 2: Fuck? I was gonna say. I literally maybe one day
Speaker 2: we'll get into like press play and what.
Speaker 4: That really was the worst time of ever of not
Speaker 4: the worst time of my life, because I did honestly.
Speaker 2: Like it was like my favorite memories.
Speaker 4: Isn't Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was so much old, but it was like the
Speaker 2: best thing ever.
Speaker 4: Like getting taken advantage of by like a scumbag manager.
Speaker 4: Nothing not good, but press play memories fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like so fun and like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: one day we'll talk about it.
Speaker 4: But that is where I like experimented.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like sixteen seventeen, and that's where I
Speaker 3: started like dabbling and like, oh my god, I'm like
Speaker 3: young and I'm like drinking with my friends and like
Speaker 3: I know someone who anybody who's like been here. But
Speaker 3: no one's stupid because even the like the fans who
Speaker 3: would come to press like would like we would see
Speaker 3: like other sixteen year olds around.
Speaker 4: Literally we'd be on our floor and we'd go to
Speaker 4: the lobby and they would all just be fucked up too,
Speaker 4: like fucked.
Speaker 3: Up when the lobby like yeah, Papa John's and Domino.
Speaker 4: Literally my first memory with Christian was like my second
Speaker 4: press play, I think, and or like my my favorite
Speaker 4: one of my favorite memories with Christians their second press play.
Speaker 4: I got super drunk because I was like trying to
Speaker 4: be cool or whatever, and I was like, I have
Speaker 4: texts below to me. I can handle it. I got
Speaker 4: like obliterated, and we ordered pizza to the door and
Speaker 4: I grabbed the pizza and I just frisbee off the
Speaker 4: back and everybody's like, dude, why did you do that? Like,
Speaker 4: what is your fucking issue? Remember?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Nug Jenner nug Jenny.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: That was so I haven't seen that much weed in person.
Speaker 2: Since yeah, since then.
Speaker 3: There was someone we knew who like was a like
Speaker 3: huge stoner and they left, like this is a playlist memory, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but they left like a big jar of like literally
Speaker 3: like a fucking cookie jar, like those huge jars.
Speaker 2: Full of weed in our room. And we put a wig.
Speaker 4: On it and we called it nug Jenner. Kylie Jenner's
Speaker 4: like sister.
Speaker 3: Kylie Jenner's like that was actually her first born. Oh
Speaker 3: did Stormy because we were like, this is Doug Jenner.
Speaker 4: Like Kylie Jenner gave birth to fucking a jar of weed,
Speaker 4: so smoke. We have pictures of it somewhere. I know
Speaker 4: I do on my like old laptop because Noug Jenner
Speaker 4: was iconic the yellow Wig. But yeah, I think we
Speaker 4: should talk about what we're gonna say O dream, yeah,
Speaker 4: dream and nightmare blunt rotations. Yeah, Okay, I wrote mine down.
Speaker 4: I know I cheated, and you were like, we can
Speaker 4: come up with them on the spot, but I'm just
Speaker 4: not good at that. Yeah, so I wrote mine down,
Speaker 4: So I'll start with nightmare. So I'll start with nightmare
Speaker 4: blunt rotation. Like I'm gonna name if I have a baby,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna name it nightmare blood, nightmare blood. Oh my
Speaker 4: last name being cheesecake. No one wants to talk about that,
Speaker 4: silly cheese cheese steak, all right, So my nightmare blunt rotation,
Speaker 4: James Charles, I think that's just there.
Speaker 2: That is a fucking nice I think.
Speaker 4: You can come to your own conclusions on that.
Speaker 2: Like that would be the worst thing, Okay.
Speaker 4: It would just it would be terrible, it would just
Speaker 4: be awful. Okay. Then I have the knelk boys like
Speaker 4: that Instagram like super chads whatever, like absolute nightmare.
Speaker 3: Those are the guys who, if like you were getting
Speaker 3: high via bong rips, would like make you do a
Speaker 3: dab against your will.
Speaker 4: Literally and then they'd start freestyling around. They'd start like
Speaker 4: white boy freestyling like put on a type beat. I't
Speaker 4: want to rap. I also have white boy who wants
Speaker 4: to freestyle as a nightmare.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 4: I have Josiah as Corella. So like a little backstory,
Speaker 4: we watched Corrella and Josiah watched the New Coerrella movie
Speaker 4: like eighteen thousand times. Like he's watched it probably fifteen times.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck is deal with is
Speaker 4: with that movie, but he's watched it so many times
Speaker 4: that it's like starting to like actually affect his like
Speaker 4: brain chemistry. And every once in a while he'll just
Speaker 4: randomly like pick up this cane that we have and
Speaker 4: become Corella for hours, and like he like has like
Speaker 4: dialed in this character like so poorly. Like he has
Speaker 4: two lines that he just repeats over and over again,
Speaker 4: like what are the lines? Like fuck do you remember?
Speaker 2: It's need to.
Speaker 4: Know basis need to know basis and then there's another one.
Speaker 4: But literally, just like nightmare.
Speaker 2: It's awful.
Speaker 3: It is so bad, and Josiah is usually good at
Speaker 3: like picking up like he had his what's her name
Speaker 3: like Harley Quinn yead is Harley Quinn moment after after birdcaids.
Speaker 4: Dude Josiah, Harley Quinn and Josiah Corrella Josiah Deville, Like
Speaker 4: I literally like if I could like turn Josiah's like
Speaker 4: if I could go in and the bottomize that part
Speaker 4: of Josiah's brain where he becomes these characters, like I
Speaker 4: would like I don't care, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Putting him under the knife and like killing Harley Quinn
Speaker 3: and Corolla at his brain.
Speaker 2: But Harley Quinn wasn't as bad. Corolla's really bad.
Speaker 4: It's just so it just like literally it no, it's annoying.
Speaker 3: It like it sets off like a rage I haven't
Speaker 3: had since I was like fifteen.
Speaker 2: Angry at my siblings.
Speaker 3: Like I literally he does it and like I become
Speaker 3: like infra red, like angry.
Speaker 4: And I want to like beat the ship, and this
Speaker 4: motherfucker knows it makes us angry. And he feeds off
Speaker 4: of that energy like he feeds off of like so
Speaker 4: like literally I don't like when he's corilla, Like I
Speaker 4: don't look him in the eyes, Like I give him nothing,
Speaker 4: I don't respond to him. I give him absolutely nothing
Speaker 4: because he will keep fucking going.
Speaker 3: Yeah I started doing that too. I just like literally
Speaker 3: will walk away. Yeah, he keep him in the room
Speaker 3: doing it alone. And he'll keep doing it in the
Speaker 3: room alone for like five minutes, hoping someone will come back,
Speaker 3: and we just don't.
Speaker 4: It's just so gnarly. And then my final nightmare blunt
Speaker 4: rotation is any bird just in general, I hate birds.
Speaker 3: You hide room with James Charles numb boys just siy
Speaker 3: it in a full corla the costume and a bird
Speaker 3: like trying to get.
Speaker 4: Out and hit sounds like a fucking nightmare for a
Speaker 4: reason because birds are evil, Like literally, like I'm not
Speaker 4: into those birds aren't real shit, they're real, but they
Speaker 4: know what they're fucking doing. They're so erratic they like
Speaker 4: will come after you and like shit on you. I
Speaker 4: have no reason to hate birds as much as I do,
Speaker 4: but because I've never been shipped on, I've never been attacked,
Speaker 4: but like walking through a flock of pigeons is the
Speaker 4: scariest thing in the world. Like they are. They'll just
Speaker 4: come after you. They just come after you, and.
Speaker 2: You've never been like, no bird has ever come after me.
Speaker 4: And then guess what I found out? Literally it's like
Speaker 4: and then I found out there's this specie of bird
Speaker 4: or hawk or falcon in Australia that when there's bushfires,
Speaker 4: they fly down and grab sticks that are on fire
Speaker 4: and fly like fifteen miles away and drop them in
Speaker 4: drybrush to fucking hunt. If that's not the most evil
Speaker 4: shit you've ever seen, they'll start wildfires. They're literally serial
Speaker 4: arsonists like birds are. This is their planet, but they're evil,
Speaker 4: Like they're evil.
Speaker 3: We're literally we are the invasive species to animals. I'm
Speaker 3: not somebody who gets too animals other than fleas, because
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, fuck all that like biology shit where
Speaker 3: every animal is important.
Speaker 2: Get rid of that motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, get rid of fleas. Get rid of fleas period.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not saying eradicate to bird population. We
Speaker 4: need them.
Speaker 3: I think Lucas was saying that he was like he
Speaker 3: would put a dome, he would get all the birds
Speaker 3: onto one island, put a dome there, set off a
Speaker 3: nuke in the dome.
Speaker 4: But don't kill every bird. No, I don't think every
Speaker 4: bird deserves a die, because we do actually need them.
Speaker 4: But I'm just saying every bird should stay away from
Speaker 4: me because I will start throwing punches now, like I
Speaker 4: will start beating fucking birds asses like I don't care.
Speaker 4: I literally don't care. I literally hate birds.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, fucking much, like genuinely have fear of.
Speaker 4: Them, yeah, like anytime they fly whatever. I could go
Speaker 4: on for hours and hours about my hatred for fucking birds.
Speaker 4: But should we do your nightmare now or my dream?
Speaker 2: The thing is, I like, was really trying to think
Speaker 2: of a nightmare of mine. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'll start with an influencer, Tanamojo. That'll be my
Speaker 3: nightmare is in a room with Tanamojo.
Speaker 2: I can't really like think of anyone I.
Speaker 4: Would fuck with Tanamojo. Like I would like to smoke
Speaker 4: with her. I feel like she has a lot going
Speaker 4: on up there.
Speaker 2: No, I would feel like she would need like to
Speaker 2: smoke so much to get high.
Speaker 4: She doesn't get high anymore. Yeah, she gets sober, and
Speaker 4: that's her being high. She's she's high all the time.
Speaker 2: I don't think actually, maybe that would even be a nightmare.
Speaker 3: I think like between Tanamojo and like James Charles, James
Speaker 3: Charles is warm when I'm there to get high with,
Speaker 3: Like that would literally be like.
Speaker 2: That sounds like being in a room with like the eight.
Speaker 3: Clown high, Like that's what it feels like if I
Speaker 3: had I'll start with my dream blunt rotation instead of
Speaker 3: nightmare because I like can't think.
Speaker 2: I was in the bed and I was like, who
Speaker 2: would be a nightmare to be any man?
Speaker 3: I don't know like that immediately is a nightmare, but
Speaker 3: like especially any man, I.
Speaker 4: Think all of mine were men, Yeah, all of your
Speaker 4: there's a reason for that. I did have Ellen as
Speaker 4: a nightmare because I literally think she's evil, but like
Speaker 4: I think she's actually evil, like not like oh like
Speaker 4: she isn't pay her workers. No, I think she's an
Speaker 4: actually like evil energy.
Speaker 2: She's a demon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's an actual demon like reincarnated.
Speaker 3: But sorry, okay, my dream blunt rotation is Florence pew
Speaker 3: Alisa and Orian. They have to be there because like
Speaker 3: those are people who like every time I'm high with them,
Speaker 3: it's like always a funny.
Speaker 2: Like key key Florence Peugh because I'm like in love
Speaker 2: with her.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say Rihanna, but she like would make
Speaker 3: me so horney that I would like be high as
Speaker 3: fucking extra charged in horny, and I'd be like come on.
Speaker 4: Fuck, like let me let me.
Speaker 2: Or it would like cause me anxiety. So actually, maybe
Speaker 2: Rihanna is.
Speaker 3: Like in my nightmare rotation and only because she would
Speaker 3: like I would be horny around her and it would
Speaker 3: make me really insecure and like I would have intrusive
Speaker 3: thoughts about like how weird it is that I'm attracted
Speaker 3: to her and I feel like she could handle her
Speaker 3: weed better than I can, so she would be like
Speaker 3: high and super chill and that would give me insund.
Speaker 4: And You're in the corner like fucking shaking and sweating,
Speaker 4: like yeah, this.
Speaker 3: Is literally the second episode I've mentioned Rihanna, and like
Speaker 3: I need to get alive.
Speaker 4: We need to save Rihanna once the wealth war happens,
Speaker 4: because like she's a billionaire now and like no, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll I'll let her take refuge in my house on
Speaker 4: one condition that she makes me an album a year.
Speaker 3: An album a year, yeah, no, do like three years,
Speaker 3: because I do think you need like time between albums.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to really just let her resonate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like we were talking about this the other day.
Speaker 3: Cool fucking conversation, Like can we stay on topic? But
Speaker 3: we were talking about this the other day and like
Speaker 3: Anti being her last album, if that is her last album,
Speaker 3: is a serf.
Speaker 4: It's the serve of the century. It's like really like
Speaker 4: truly like artist mastery, Like you don't let yourself fall down.
Speaker 2: You don't let yourself become an M and M exactly.
Speaker 2: You stop, you stop before.
Speaker 4: You stop it before it's too late. But I feel
Speaker 4: like we're gonna get one more Rihanna album, maybe a
Speaker 4: Beyonce album. I don't think we're gonna get another Beyonce album,
Speaker 4: which is like an actual war crime.
Speaker 2: It's heartbreaking. But what was the last one? Lemonade?
Speaker 4: I think the Carters maybe.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't count because that's a joyt album.
Speaker 4: We'll probably get another Carter's album. And I know Nicki
Speaker 4: Minaj has one more album contractually obligated, so where I
Speaker 4: think we're gonna get one more Nikki album as well,
Speaker 4: which is like like that's the harsh reality of growing older,
Speaker 4: getting older.
Speaker 2: That's the hard reality of growing up. Is that beyond
Speaker 2: making another.
Speaker 4: Album exactly, I'm gonna like actually piss myself, like, Okay, wh.
Speaker 3: Should I try and come up with my nightmare? Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm stealing from you. It's gonna be James Charles, any
Speaker 3: straight man that I don't know, honestly, like randomly enough.
Speaker 2: I was thinking Drake, I know, I like said I
Speaker 2: want to have sex.
Speaker 3: With him, and I will be having sex with Drake
Speaker 3: soon that like big things are coming, like I will
Speaker 3: like be having sex.
Speaker 4: I'm literally Drake back to back, just slamming ascids. Ll Drake,
Speaker 4: We're literally.
Speaker 2: Never gonna have sex. It's just like fun to talk about.
Speaker 3: So Drake, James Charles any like random man I don't know,
Speaker 3: like in my head, like I'm like standing outside of
Speaker 3: like the nice guy, and James Charles walks out, and
Speaker 3: I'm like smoking alone, and James Charles walks out.
Speaker 2: And he's like, can I get a hit?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, because I'm high and like scared that
Speaker 3: he like exists, I like give it to him. And
Speaker 3: then Drake comes out and he's like also smoking and
Speaker 3: he just stands next to us, and I start freaking out,
Speaker 3: and then a random man sees Drake and he's like,
Speaker 3: oh yo, I love your music so much. Then he
Speaker 3: starts smoking with all of us, And that's my nightmare rotation.
Speaker 3: And I have an uber that's coming, but because of
Speaker 3: like the high surge and everybody trying to leave at once,
Speaker 3: it's like thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 4: Oh hell no, that's my nightmare situation. Oh my god. Wait,
Speaker 4: I know I keep getting off topics. But one day
Speaker 4: we have to tell her James Charles stories. Like literally,
Speaker 4: one day we have to get into that. But okay,
Speaker 4: my dream blunt rotation Azalea Banks. I feel like that
Speaker 4: bitch has a lot to say.
Speaker 2: I feel like she would be so fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would just be like she just would open
Speaker 4: my mind like she would just because everything she's ever
Speaker 4: said I agree with. Not actually yeah not actually okay
Speaker 4: retin link from Good Mythical Morning, just like really wholesome
Speaker 4: energy think Caitlin. Yeah, I think that's my dream blind Okay,
Speaker 4: keep going. The guy who zapped that girl into a
Speaker 4: different dimension, do you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 4: let's let's act it out. We're all energetically connected. There's
Speaker 4: no such thing as coincidence. That full that literally he
Speaker 4: knows what he's saying, Like he knows what he's fucking saying.
Speaker 3: No, bitch, he would make you existential because he'd be
Speaker 3: highest shit and he'd be.
Speaker 4: Like but he'd be comforting while he did it. Okay,
Speaker 4: where the fuck is he getting those children? He has
Speaker 4: like eighteen babies now. And then I have Caesar from
Speaker 4: the Planet of the Apes, that motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Saul Goodman but in character Okay, okay, I'm high with him.
Speaker 4: Okay, but yeah, Caesar from the Planet of the Apes,
Speaker 4: because I mean that's like a no brainer, like that
Speaker 4: motherfucker knows things.
Speaker 2: He is scary, No, he's not.
Speaker 4: He's like he's like torn. He's like I don't, like
Speaker 4: I want to like rise because we tortured our whole life.
Speaker 3: But I'm thinking of the other monkey and Planet of
Speaker 3: the Apes who's like really scary and like doesn't fuck
Speaker 3: with Caesar and like throws him around.
Speaker 4: In that one scene like Caesar, I mean, Caesar's kind
Speaker 4: of a bit because he plays both sides, but whatever.
Speaker 4: And then I have HRH Collection, ohcause imagine imagine HRH
Speaker 4: collection and asalien banks like just communicating.
Speaker 3: I fuck your dream. Blunt Rotation was so good. Can
Speaker 3: we just like amalgamate ours, Like, imagine that room. That
Speaker 3: would be too many people and I would have anxiety.
Speaker 4: We would have to like put weed in a uh
Speaker 4: uh an air diffuser. Yeah, and just like gassing.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: If I was crossfaded though, it would be like literally
Speaker 3: it would be magical. If I was cross faded, my
Speaker 3: nightmare blunt rotation would turn into my dream blunt rotation.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense? It would become good.
Speaker 4: See, That's that was my problem with my nightmare rotation.
Speaker 4: As I was writing it out, I was like, like,
Speaker 4: I'm so like dark, like dark and evil, Like there's
Speaker 4: like a part of me that like wants to like
Speaker 4: see that happen and be like in that really city situation,
Speaker 4: and just I just want to see James Charles high,
Speaker 4: Like I just want to see that full high and
Speaker 4: freak the fuck out because whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Okay, Yeah, that's the end of this episode.
Speaker 3: Media of the Week is I don't have my phone,
Speaker 3: so I have to go off the top of my
Speaker 3: head reminiscing by I don't know the band so cause
Speaker 3: I don't have I think the River.
Speaker 2: Band I don't know.
Speaker 3: On my mind and mine by everything but the Girl,
Speaker 3: oh and which is all Alignment by Glenn Campbell. I
Speaker 3: just made What's so annoying about my phone dying and
Speaker 3: like breaking it is.
Speaker 2: I just made one of my.
Speaker 3: Favorite playlists I've ever made for my ride back from
Speaker 3: Joshua Tree and like everything on that.
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't give you all everything, because then, like
Speaker 2: what would you come back for?
Speaker 4: Okay, so my media, I like Yellow Bike Cold Play
Speaker 4: right now, I'll admit it. Whatever, let it go. I
Speaker 4: like No I was arc by Coco Rosie. That's a
Speaker 4: really fucking solid song, and like, this is embarrassing for
Speaker 4: me to say, um, oh my god, I know where
Speaker 4: it said. I think we're coming to an end on
Speaker 4: the imagine Dragon Slander. I think I think we're almost there.
Speaker 4: I can't listen to a song fully and enjoy it,
Speaker 4: but it like I listened to like a few of
Speaker 4: their songs with an open heart and an open mind
Speaker 4: recently and it wasn't the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 4: And they have to be so they have to be
Speaker 4: doing something fucking right to have eighty billion streams.
Speaker 2: Okay, then say that about Ed Cheran, No exactly.
Speaker 4: Ed she Banche literally a witch and then everything he
Speaker 4: Needs by Karli ra Jebson.
Speaker 2: He needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he
Speaker 2: needs me, he needs me, he needs me all right.
Speaker 2: At the end of the episode, my sim card I
Speaker 2: think is wet, and then my phone, my backup phone,
Speaker 2: isn't working anymore.
Speaker 4: My life is a nightmare. Go watch Old Boy too,
Speaker 4: just that.
Speaker 2: Oh you know where you should watch your fucking mouth.
Speaker 4: Whatever. Bye, I'm also quitting. I'm quitting.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, bitch, bye bye. Why the fuck are you
Speaker 2: still here?
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye
Speaker 4: Mm hmm