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Speaker 1: Alabama fans are panicking after a disastrous news conference from

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Speaker 1: coach Kaitlin de Boor in factions of the base calling

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Speaker 1: for John Gruden to replace him on the sidelines. How

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Speaker 1: Also in the NFL Tight End, TJ. Hockinson recently compared

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Speaker 1: get back to the spicy conversation about Micah Parsons and

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Speaker 1: all that. But or leave this out from TUSCA loose

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Speaker 1: and coaches say the darnedess things Department. Coaches say the

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Speaker 1: football coach Klin de Boor is under siege after the

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Speaker 1: latest misstep. So if you didn't hear about this, Perhaps

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Speaker 1: Kaylen de Boor, who came to Alabama from Washington, he

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Speaker 1: attempted to address the pathetic Crimson Tide performance over the

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Speaker 2: Lis, you mentioned the great week before the game. Just

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Speaker 2: A great week? He said, A great week of preparation

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Speaker 1: I can't. I love the part of the people melting

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Speaker 1: John Grud is a long shot, not a no shot.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I just remembered, hold on second, going

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Speaker 1: just a cookie. But it's not a bad cookie. It's

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Speaker 1: like not low on the cookie scale.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna call it a basic bee.

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Speaker 1: It's no look the sugar cookie, the fun fetti cookie,

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Speaker 1: it's not as good as like. To me, I like

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Speaker 1: the traditional chocolate chip. I'm a traditionalist when it comes

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Speaker 1: to the cookie. The traditional chocolate chip. I like that.

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Speaker 1: The cinnamon ones I've been making have him pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Those have been solid, the cinnamon roll stuff, and that's

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Speaker 1: not bad.

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Speaker 4: Tube was a big fan of that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, those are pretty good. I'll make those again. Those

435
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: are not too hard to make anyway. You don't really

436
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Speaker 1: care about that, So yeah, Late Night Drug Tester says

437
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Speaker 1: not to worry for the NFL teams without a player

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Speaker 1: in the top one hundred. I'm sure they will have

439
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Speaker 1: plenty of players involved in Pro Bowl twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 1: Tic Tac Tall they can knock themselves out there have

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Speaker 1: a great time. Terry in England writes, and he says,

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Speaker 1: thanks man. We do morning a morning show in England,

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Speaker 1: not an overnight show. We're on mornings in England. Terry,

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00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: one of our UK listeners says, thanks Ben for your

445
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Speaker 1: list analysis monologues on list two days in a row.

446
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Speaker 1: You've changed, Ben, You've changed. What are you quoting? Russeph?

447
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: Now the last time Justin and Cincinnati opened Bodies hit

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Speaker 1: the floor. There you go. Justin also says pound for

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Speaker 1: pound smash Mouth a better band than the Beatles. That's

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Speaker 1: according It's a hot take from Justin in Cincinnati, who

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Speaker 1: does not listen to music. All he does is listen

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Speaker 1: to sports talk radio. He actually listens to Fox Sports

453
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: Radio more than our bosses here at Fox Sports Radio.

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Speaker 5: Was that an actual tweeter? Is that one of your interpretations?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking? I don't know, he said. Right here,

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Speaker 1: Justin said smash Mouth is pound for pound a better

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Speaker 1: band than the Beatles. That is what Justin said. He's

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Speaker 1: trying to react. No, I don't think he's I don't

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Speaker 1: think he I think he's being very honest there. That's

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Speaker 1: the way he looks at things. I did get an

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Speaker 1: email from a guy the other day which I don't

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Speaker 1: quite understand. He says, how can I join the malin

463
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Speaker 1: I'm working at night, but how can I join and

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Speaker 1: be part of that that X thing. It's not that hard.

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Speaker 1: You just make sure to tack me otherwise I won't

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Speaker 1: see it. And you have It's very competitive nature boy,

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Speaker 1: mister irrigation fer dog, Alf the Alien Opineer, just Josh

468
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Speaker 1: Terry ing when we've got a lot of Shane and

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Speaker 1: theres a lot of people late night drug tester. All

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Speaker 1: these guys are sending stuff in, so it's competitive and

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't get to read everything. Kathy and

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00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: Madison's she gets upset with me. She's all, how come

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00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: you don't read it on my stuff? Well, I mean

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00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: there's a lot of stuff. I can't read everything. I

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Speaker 1: score the phones and we'll say a load of screaming Stephen,

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite, Hello screaming Steven. Welcome. This is

477
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: gonna become a weekly game show. It's gonna be named

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Speaker 1: after me. Okay, we're playing this is a new game show.

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00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: We'd like to alert all the affiliates. Double line screaming Stephen,

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00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: who's screams so loud. He's about to block the receiver

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Speaker 1: in his phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm a crying drug addict and alcoholics

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Speaker 2: with seventeen years of sobriety. All right, that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I'm not proud of it, but I'm talking about it fairly. Listen,

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Speaker 1: three time felon right here, do we guess.

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Speaker 4: The three different things you did to be a fella?

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Speaker 1: Well, obviously drugs, uh yeah, and you were selling amphetamines. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't even family when I got I can't understand

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Speaker 1: what you said. What did he say?

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Speaker 5: I heard the word eight ball.

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Speaker 4: I heard small stab wound.

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Speaker 3: It was only like an eighth ball.

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Speaker 1: All right, so yeah, judge, it was only an eight ball. Dude,

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Speaker 1: Come on, give me a break.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, alright. A dollar bill too, they found they

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Speaker 5: found coke build up dollar bill on you.

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Speaker 1: When I got a d Y, that was a different. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was really screaming, is this so you?

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Speaker 5: So you got pulled over for a d U y?

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Speaker 5: And then during the search they found your your your

501
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Speaker 5: dollar straw, actually my dollar.

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Speaker 2: So I was in my pocket.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't even cough to it.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen mile drive in jail, I could easily took a

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Speaker 2: part from about it.

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Speaker 4: I hate when that happened.

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Speaker 5: So they didn't find it during the arrest. They found

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Speaker 5: it when you later got to the station and processed.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I thought when they put you in jail,

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Speaker 1: when you get out of jail, they have to give

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Speaker 1: your stuff back. Did they give you the coke when

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Speaker 1: you got out of jail? They kept the coke?

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Speaker 4: You know they used it too, There's no way they

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Speaker 4: didn't that.

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Speaker 1: All right, drugs, all right, A couple more felonies, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go assault. I'm gonna go assault. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a violent guy, not a violent guy, all right,

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Speaker 1: of them. But I didn't do it. You're not a

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Speaker 1: violent guy, but you did commit a violent felony. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's see what could that be? Any violent fell arena

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Speaker 1: you want to go with that?

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Speaker 4: You know, honestly, I was gonna go with animal fighting

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Speaker 4: as my next guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm a chicken farmer.

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Speaker 3: We raised pigs.

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Speaker 1: Love. Yeah, I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 4: He just said I kill animals and I love them.

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Speaker 1: Yes. Well, when you're a farmer, you kill animal That's

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Speaker 1: part of being a farmer. You have to kill. We

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Speaker 1: need to eat. I love farmers because I love meat,

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Speaker 1: and they killed kill the animals so I can eat.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Although I you imagine if I was

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Speaker 1: a hunter, I'd be the worst hunter ever. I'd never

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Speaker 1: have any eat because I would be terrible. I'm gonna say,

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Speaker 1: how about harassment? Did you get busted? It was terrastic

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Speaker 1: with a thirty second conversation in between a coss door.

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Speaker 1: My old Boddy said, I because he tore on a

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Speaker 1: van of little all fucked up? All right, I like

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Speaker 1: that you gave us the unfiltered version of that story,

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Speaker 1: which I'm so happy that we got to hear the

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Speaker 1: full and people in a pod castle enjoy that. Okay,

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00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: screaming Stephen, We'll have to wait till next time to

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Speaker 1: find out because I think Lorrain is going to have

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00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: a heart attack over there, right, so well we'll wait

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Speaker 1: till next time.

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Speaker 4: Well, that sugar cookie went almost out of my mouth.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, thank you, thank you, screaming Steven. Let's

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Speaker 1: say hello to Sal who's in Portland? What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Sal?

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Speaker 1: Welcome?

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00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 3: What's up? Fin Matler?

552
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: Long time, no talk?

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00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: Long? Where have you been? Sal? The dread another we

554
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: lost another good person to the day shift, another guy

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00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: to the day shift. Hey this by the way, you

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Speaker 1: know this, Sal because you're a big fan. This portion

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Speaker 1: of the show made possible by tire Rack. For over

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Speaker 1: forty years, ti Iraq has been helping customers find the

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Speaker 1: right tires for how, what and where they drive, ship

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Speaker 1: installation options like mobile tire installation tire rack dot Com.

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Speaker 1: The way tire buying should be. What's on your mind there, Sal?

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Speaker 3: Well, first off, you have to follow what three in

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00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 3: a row colors there?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we had last hour, we had the homeless

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Speaker 1: guy from Tempe, and then we had a guy from

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Speaker 1: Soca also a fell and oh he got out of

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Speaker 1: it though the guy from Guardeena he got out of it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we knew Gavin Newsoon was not letting the drug

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Speaker 3: dealer serve any time.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 3: That was that was It's a good good guests by Coup.

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Speaker 1: There there you go. Yeah, well the guy in U well,

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00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: like it's the Tempe guy. It's Arizona. They got strong

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Speaker 1: laws and he did go to jail for that.

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Speaker 3: They're tough on crime there.

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00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, California, you know they have an in in and

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Speaker 1: out policy on crime. You go in and then you

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Speaker 1: go right back out, right back out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I'm in here. I'm here in Portland. It's

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Speaker 3: it's it's we're the new in and out burner. In fact,

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00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: we just got an in and out burger.

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Speaker 5: They don't even put him in there.

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00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you Actually the politicians don't the politicians in Portland

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Speaker 1: encourage people to commit crime. Don't they say, go ahead.

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00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 3: It's good for business. Yeah, their business, the business and politicians.

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Speaker 3: But anyways, uh, you know, with you on the JJ

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Speaker 3: McCarthy thing, I forget what he's calling inutially, but you're

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00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 3: making a lot of good points. You're up front greed

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Speaker 3: and greed.

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Speaker 1: Will well you agree? See look at that sat you

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Speaker 1: you absolutely agree right there? Now. Did you listen so

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Speaker 1: years ago when I filled in on local Portland sports

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00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: talk radio back in the day, did you hear that show? Really?

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Speaker 3: Which station?

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00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: The station we're actually on right now? I filled in

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Speaker 1: there on the afternoon show back many many spent a

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Speaker 1: long time now, but I did. I did do a

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Speaker 1: show or two. So yeah, hot blazer talk, Hot blazer talk.

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Speaker 4: Who's been around longer?

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Speaker 2: Ben?

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Speaker 4: You were dinosaurs Wow.

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Speaker 1: Really, who gave you cookies? All Right? I'll remember that

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Speaker 1: next time. I remember that next time I bake cookies.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna remember that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Ben, what's going to happen if they don't let

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Speaker 3: the homeless people listen to you anymore? Because, like you said,

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Speaker 3: you know, you know who knows well?

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Speaker 1: We are number one. I'd like to announce right now,

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Speaker 1: I consider myself number one overnight hosts for the homeless.

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Speaker 1: We dominate the homeless community. We have that, we have

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Speaker 1: people who have gone to rehab. We're number one in

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Speaker 1: that department. What other demos are we number one in?

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Speaker 1: Who we go through?

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Speaker 3: This?

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Speaker 4: Blind?

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Speaker 1: The blind, the blind leading the blind. We're definitely number

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Speaker 1: one in that department.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you are the radio christ figures lead the blind.

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Speaker 3: You're poor, you're.

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Speaker 1: Tired, that's right, drug, Yes, and we also lead all

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Speaker 1: of sports radio with Angry Old dudes. They love the

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Speaker 1: show Angry Old A lot of insomniacs obviously. Anyway, all right,

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Speaker 1: listen South, thank you for standing up. I know you

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Speaker 1: worked to day shifting on it, and thank you for listening.

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00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: More importantly, it does mean a lot, so I appreciate it,

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Speaker 1: So thank you, all right, the great sal from Portland.

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Speaker 1: It is the Ben Malor Show. We'll push back that

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Speaker 1: friendly fire because I am on time. Mallard by the

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Speaker 1: clock for the clock, plausibly all about the clock time.

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Speaker 1: Now for the Insta Trivia show. Hey old Toney set

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Speaker 1: the franchise record for the fewest games needed to record

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Speaker 1: one hundred home runs, and of course a totch your

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Speaker 1: loss of the pirates. Holy crap, he broke Blank's previous record.

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Speaker 1: Again show, Hail Tani set the franchise record fewest games

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Speaker 1: needed to record one hundred home runs as a Dodger.

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Speaker 1: He broke the He broke blanks bank Blank's previous record.

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Speaker 1: That is the instant tribute. The answer. We get to

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Speaker 1: Mallard to the third degree. Mallard of the third degree.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that. We will do it next.

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Speaker 1: here is the instit tribute thing. Yes show, hey Otani

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Speaker 1: set the franchise record for fewest games needed to record

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Speaker 1: one hundred home runs as a Dodger, says so well,

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Speaker 1: I did. He broke Blank's previous Dodger record. So that

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Speaker 1: is the question. What is the answer, And let's see

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Speaker 1: does anyone know the answer? Rob the goat Man's going

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Speaker 1: with Andy Dick as his answer. Charlie Sheen, who is

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Speaker 1: sixty today Late Night directors, Did anyone think Charlie would

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Speaker 1: make it to sixty? A couple of years back. I

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Speaker 1: didn't know.

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Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, definitely not for him.

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Speaker 1: Man Madison Bumgardner from Scrooge and it's his answer, Paige down,

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Speaker 1: Wally Moon from E Good Dodger Knowledge by Ikean Rosevil, Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: Wally Moon, Bert Convey from my Milkman, Mike. Who else

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Speaker 1: do we have page down? Grimace from Big Greg in

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Speaker 1: Iowa or Justin in Cincinnati? Says Robbie the Mariner fan.

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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? The show totally

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Speaker 1: dominating in the insomniac market, according to Michael Mark McGuire

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Speaker 1: from Just Josh? Who else do we have page down?

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Speaker 1: My ears are bleeding? Christian Ponder from Andy and Lionel

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Speaker 1: lakes Manny Mota, the greatest pinch hitter of all time

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Speaker 1: from Perito Paige down. Some of these names I don't

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Speaker 1: even have to pronounce. I can't read that. I think

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Speaker 1: that's enough. Do you have an Ansel Lorrain, Benny the Baker,

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Speaker 1: Hey the Baker? No, it's Gary Sheffield, the home run maker,

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Speaker 1: Gary Cheff were Odder ninety nine, Gamestani to ninety four.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, agreed, this is one.

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Speaker 2: Big Ben gets grailled.

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Speaker 5: Krubalu Ben last season the NFC North was the best

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Speaker 5: division in football, with all four teams finishing the season

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Speaker 5: with a plus forty or better point differential. Ben, do

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Speaker 5: you think they will be the best division again this season?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I do not. I'm gonna go with the AFC North.

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Speaker 1: You've got Cincinnati's gonna be better here, and unlike popular

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Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers is going to be slightly better than what

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Speaker 1: they've had at quarterback. You still have the Ravens in

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Speaker 1: that division.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: The problem is you've got the Browns. So that's see,

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Speaker 1: that's the ugly redheaded stepchild, the Cleveland resident, in this case,

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Speaker 1: the orange step child. But no, because the Lions are

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Speaker 1: gonna be a little worse. The Vikings will be a

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Speaker 1: little worse. So and the Bears, I still I don't

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Speaker 1: think they're that good.

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Speaker 5: So next, An MLB insider said this week that quote,

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Speaker 5: spending even one second arguing that Kyle Schwarber deserves MVP

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Speaker 5: over Otani is a massive waste of time.

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Speaker 1: Ben, Is he right? No, it's not, And I like Otani.

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Speaker 1: He's likely gonna win the MVP. But Sworber is much

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Speaker 1: better offensively than Otani this year. All right, So let's

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Speaker 1: be called like and Otani hasn't been that great as

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Speaker 1: a pitcher, So I mean, what are we doing next, Brooklyn?

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Speaker 1: Next forward?

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Speaker 5: Michael Porter Junior said in a recent live stream that

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Speaker 5: he believes he is the second best shooter in the NBA,

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Speaker 5: behind Steph Curry, that no one is clearly ahead of him.

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Speaker 5: What do you think?

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Speaker 1: Well, I actually believe I'm the tooth Fairy. And if

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Speaker 1: I believe I'm the tooth fairy coople loop, then I'm

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Speaker 1: the damn tooth Fairy. So that's what I believe. If

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Speaker 1: you believe it, it must be true. And I think

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Speaker 1: I'm the tooth Fairy. How did we do? Win? Good job,

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Speaker 1: cop More cookies coming, more cookies. That's the win. I

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Speaker 1: got it right,