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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to sell floating porta

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Speaker 1: potties to skydiving companies.

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Speaker 2: Wait in the air halfway down.

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Speaker 1: If you gotta go, just veer over to one of

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Speaker 1: those mile high honey buckets, do your business and get

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Speaker 1: out quick.

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Speaker 3: Laser farther down, Blazer Stories segment, where we read weird

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Speaker 3: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 3: except we've got a laser, and those other parachuter tutors

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Speaker 3: just dump this first laser stories out.

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Speaker 1: Of the not so friendly skies. Thirty five year old

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Speaker 1: Ramesh Poar was flying from Mumbai to Bengalaru and as

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Speaker 1: soon as the seatbelt sign turned off, he excused himself

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Speaker 1: to the laboratory. For some reason, he didn't come back.

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Speaker 2: Where did he go?

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Speaker 1: Then airline attendant soon found out why cause Ramesh's bathroom

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Speaker 1: door malfunction and he ended up stuck inside.

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Speaker 2: He was stuck in the did he knock? Isn't there

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Speaker 2: a flight attendant?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: After calling for help, the flight attendants tried to pry

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Speaker 1: the door open, but they couldn't No. Then a couple

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Speaker 1: of passengers got involved, but after a while they realized

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Speaker 1: it just wasn't gonna work, so Ramesh had to spend

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Speaker 1: the remaining one hour and forty five minutes sitting in

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Speaker 1: the tiny airplane restaurant.

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Speaker 4: I don't know where it's worse for him or anybody

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Speaker 4: who has to go on the flight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah to me, what I mean, I kind of like it.

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Speaker 2: I'm in my own place by myself. I got the

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Speaker 2: Wi Fi still run in. Let's go.

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Speaker 4: If you didn't have claustrophobia to start with, you haven't

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Speaker 4: come out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In an attempt to calm him down, the crew members

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Speaker 1: slid a note underneath the door that read, Sir, we

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Speaker 1: tried our best to open the door.

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Speaker 2: However we could not. Do not panic.

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Speaker 1: We're landing in an hour and a half, so please

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Speaker 1: close the commode lid, sit on it, and secure yourself.

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Speaker 2: An hour and a half away.

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Speaker 4: Is it do not panic the same as saying just

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Speaker 4: calm down? No, No, it only intensifies the emotion telling.

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Speaker 2: Me aparently because it's an emergency.

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Speaker 1: But on the bright side, you don't have to share

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Speaker 1: arm rests with the person next to you, So let's

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Speaker 1: look at the positive stuff.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you even put your arms after.

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Speaker 1: The plane landed and was deboarded. Two engineers came on

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Speaker 1: and broke open the door.

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Speaker 4: Do you think everybody who walked by give him a

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Speaker 4: little tap tap on the good.

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Speaker 2: Luck in there?

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Speaker 1: Ramesh received medical support and was released. As for the airline,

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Speaker 1: they gave him a full refund for his flight and

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Speaker 1: a cupeon for a free meal.

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Speaker 4: You know what makes you hungry? Sitting in the airplane

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Speaker 4: doth room for an hour.

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Speaker 2: Said he will fly again.

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Speaker 1: He's just gonna make sure he doesn't have to go

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Speaker 1: wei wei the next time he's on an airplane.

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Speaker 2: Good call, that's a direct close.

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Speaker 1: He went immediately after the take off. This next Lazer

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Speaker 1: story is out of the United Kingdom. The owners of

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Speaker 1: a are called the Maltster's Arms just changed its name

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Speaker 1: to help people keep their new year's resolution to work out.

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Speaker 1: More So, the new name of their bar is called

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Speaker 1: the Gym.

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Speaker 2: Honey, I'm going to the gym.

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Speaker 1: I love it so now they can tell their friends

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Speaker 1: and family, Yes, I've gone to the gym every single

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Speaker 1: day this.

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Speaker 2: Week A real alcoholic. I got drunk at the gym

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Speaker 2: again like I always.

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Speaker 4: Why did the gym kick me out?

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Speaker 1: They even put up a new sign bought special glasses

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Speaker 1: that look like dumbbells, and if you show up in

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Speaker 1: workout gear, your first drink is free Let's go.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of a cute theme.

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Speaker 1: It's not clear if they're changing the name permanently or

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Speaker 1: they're going to switch back to the old one when.

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Speaker 1: In related news, gen Z's new favorite workout is singing karaoke.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Some TikToker claims singing burns around five hundred calories per hour,

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Speaker 1: and she even broke it down by song, like, for example,

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Speaker 1: you'll burn exactly thirteen calories singing My Heart Will Go

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Speaker 1: On by Celine Dion.

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Speaker 4: Oh, this seems like a lot of work for me,

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Speaker 4: And I'm gonna tell you, people listening to me sing

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Speaker 4: that song, you are gonna burn a lot more trying

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Speaker 4: to run away.

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Speaker 2: His next Lazer story is out of v Day, Me.

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Speaker 1: Day, And whether you like it or not, we're getting

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Speaker 1: closer to Valentine's story.

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Speaker 2: I don't care who knows it.

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Speaker 1: And your significant other may already be dropping hints. And

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Speaker 1: if they're hinting that they'd like to go to Applebee's

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Speaker 1: a lot, then there's an exciting deal for you this

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Speaker 1: year because Applebee's has been selling a date Night pass

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Speaker 1: for two hundred bucks.

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Speaker 4: What that's a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: Hold on because you'll get a card that's good for

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Speaker 1: one whole year that gives you thirty dollars for food

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Speaker 1: and non alcoholic drinks on every single visit.

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Speaker 4: What you can if you went too Applebee's every day,

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Speaker 4: you are like way making.

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Speaker 2: It's worth it.

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Speaker 1: You can only use it once per day, but basically

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Speaker 1: you'd have to go at least seven times the entire

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Speaker 1: year to make all of that money back. It's smart,

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Speaker 1: but you can use it up to fifty two times

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Speaker 1: through January thirty first of twenty twenty five, so it

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Speaker 1: could max out at fifteen hundred dollars in discounts.

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Speaker 4: Right, actually did the Taco Bell challenge? I nominate Alexis

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Speaker 4: for the the Applebee's Challenge. I need to save money.

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Speaker 2: I should do it all by the pass for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: They have like dollar margeritas all the time.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be wasted and then she'll go to the

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Speaker 2: gym and get drumpy.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of trend Town, USA.

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Speaker 1: Could your normal name be going extinct? Because BabyCenter dot

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Speaker 1: Com just looked at names we think of as normal

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Speaker 1: that are becoming much much less common.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you, Jeffrey's in my kid's class. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 4: you that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No one's good enough.

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Speaker 1: There's a few names that are plummeting in the rankings

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Speaker 1: right now. Number one, and I am not making this up,

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Speaker 1: is Brook. It was just the four hundred and seventy

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Speaker 1: first most popular name for girls last year, which is

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Speaker 1: down two hundred spots from just a couple years ago.

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Speaker 4: No, honestly, I'm glad like less of me is more names.

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Speaker 2: Less once they meet someone with it that ruins it.

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Speaker 1: For this, I'm saying Julius is down one hundred and

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Speaker 1: eighty nine spots for boys.

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Speaker 2: Julius was high before.

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Speaker 1: Used to be Mackenzie's down one eighty four. The ever

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Speaker 1: popular name for decades, Johnny is even down one hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wo my little cousin's name.

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Speaker 1: Is jeff Amanda's down one thirty one, Michelle down one

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Speaker 1: twenty nine, Diana down one o eight spots, and Angela

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Speaker 1: down ninety four places in the rankings. God, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to offend anybody, but those are old girl names.

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Speaker 2: I know, my god, I mean, the.

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Speaker 4: More they read, but honestly, like in my kids elementary school,

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Speaker 4: I just want like a.

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Speaker 1: Carol I think would be really funny.

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Speaker 4: Donald.

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Speaker 2: They don't exist anymore.

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Speaker 1: But maybe the most shocking of all, the name that

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Speaker 1: we all questioned in this room is down a whopping

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Speaker 1: ninety one spots in just one year.

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Speaker 2: And that name is Nora. Oh my god, plummeting in popularity.

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Speaker 4: Good Norah's in the world. I started it, Okay, maybe

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Speaker 4: Nora Jones did.

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Speaker 1: Soon to be parents say the name was way overused

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Speaker 1: a few years ago and associated with pseudo celebs who

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Speaker 1: got rich on the backs of the poor.

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Speaker 2: So, for whatever reason, looks like the name.

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Speaker 1: Nora is out, But surprisingly the name Humper is in.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, how is our second choice for her?

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Speaker 2: Rising up through the ranks? This guy continues to get

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Speaker 2: more and more popular.

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Speaker 1: One little squeak out of town and that sound means

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Friday

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Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,