1
00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,880
Speaker 1: Hey, it's a brand new full show to get your

2
00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:04,000
Speaker 1: week started. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We

3
00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,480
Speaker 1: got a brand new Second Date update, which is fantastic.

4
00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,680
Speaker 1: We got the Loser Line voicemails.

5
00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:13,239
Speaker 2: Those are always hysterical. Oh and uh misconnections, which you know,

6
00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,080
Speaker 2: Jeffrey always does some good voices in that. I don't

7
00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,079
Speaker 2: think I ever give them enough props for that he does. Yeah,

8
00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,360
Speaker 2: it's good. It's solid.

9
00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,400
Speaker 1: So that's from Craigslist, which is still a website.

10
00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:24,640
Speaker 2: I can't believe it's still round.

11
00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,159
Speaker 1: Hey, And before we get this full show started, we

12
00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,600
Speaker 1: always like to begin.

13
00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:32,440
Speaker 2: With some listener comments because we always appreciate y'all texting

14
00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,639
Speaker 2: and commenting and doing the thing.

15
00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:33,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

16
00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,760
Speaker 4: I read one from L's that said, I remember thinking

17
00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,080
Speaker 4: you all sat on nice couches with microphones and it

18
00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:43,040
Speaker 4: was all fancy until I saw a video. Severely disappointed,

19
00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,840
Speaker 4: and I thought jeff was blonde for years and younger

20
00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,720
Speaker 4: you think, No, we do have our new studio though

21
00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,600
Speaker 4: now yes, I think.

22
00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,040
Speaker 2: They're still thinking that our new studio is kind of yeah,

23
00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,600
Speaker 2: a little bit fancier than me.

24
00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is a new walls in an old studio.

25
00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,440
Speaker 2: Exactly what it is, so hey, listen.

26
00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,160
Speaker 1: If you want to see more of the show, you

27
00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,560
Speaker 1: can always go to our YouTube page. We post as

28
00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,640
Speaker 1: many videos as we can up there. So hey, yeah,

29
00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:11,919
Speaker 1: that YouTube is at.

30
00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,120
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey. If you're not already listening, let us

31
00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,520
Speaker 2: know if you're also severely disappointed, you know for sure.

32
00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,560
Speaker 2: All right, let's get this full show started.

33
00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,240
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

34
00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,440
Speaker 7: Only two hundred and nine days until Halloween.

35
00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,560
Speaker 2: We are the only one on that countdown.

36
00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,880
Speaker 7: Everyone should be It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

37
00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,880
Speaker 7: and Brook you're the candy ambassador for the show.

38
00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:35,319
Speaker 2: Thank you.

39
00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,399
Speaker 7: What are the top three candies that you like to eat?

40
00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,640
Speaker 2: Okay, number one? Reeses. I love me some Reeses.

41
00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:46,880
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's so hard, jeff I'm loving clusters right now,

42
00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:48,040
Speaker 1: the nerd Clusters.

43
00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,080
Speaker 2: I go number two and.

44
00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,920
Speaker 1: Number three is really up in the air. I mean controversially.

45
00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:58,320
Speaker 1: I love an Almond joy I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but

46
00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,520
Speaker 1: I could go with the Snickers.

47
00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,880
Speaker 2: I could throw some Starburst in there.

48
00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,240
Speaker 7: I'm wondering if this would crack your top ten because

49
00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,359
Speaker 7: Reese is just announced and this is after April Fools,

50
00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,120
Speaker 7: so this is a real thing. It has been confirmed

51
00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,000
Speaker 7: a brand new product that they're going to be releasing

52
00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:22,480
Speaker 7: called Reese's PEB and J Cups. I know jose would

53
00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,640
Speaker 7: like it because he's a big fan of J cups.

54
00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:29,959
Speaker 7: So these were announced joke, yeah anything.

55
00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,040
Speaker 2: I thought it's maybe deeper and more smart than that.

56
00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:33,120
Speaker 8: But.

57
00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,760
Speaker 7: Level got a lower your IQ for the show. But

58
00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,840
Speaker 7: these were announced last week and I'm showing pictures of

59
00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:45,480
Speaker 7: them right now to all of my co hosts on Instagram.

60
00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,200
Speaker 7: We'll have them up at Brook and Jeffrey online. But

61
00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,880
Speaker 7: they're basically like regular Reese's cups. Along with the normal

62
00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,680
Speaker 7: peanut butter filling, they put a little squirt of grape

63
00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,639
Speaker 7: or strawberry jelly in their sho Okay.

64
00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,720
Speaker 1: In the picture it has like a roll of peanut

65
00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,679
Speaker 1: butter and jelly on the top.

66
00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:02,639
Speaker 2: Is that just for the photo?

67
00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,480
Speaker 7: I think it's just to make it look.

68
00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,920
Speaker 2: Like, you know, some idiot's gonna be suing like they

69
00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,640
Speaker 2: didn't put.

70
00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,200
Speaker 5: It off the job.

71
00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:13,840
Speaker 2: But I'm hearing these for lunch now sandwiches who needed

72
00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:14,560
Speaker 2: on crustables.

73
00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, this wanted the salespeople listening to know it is

74
00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,320
Speaker 7: not safe to bring these into work. They will be

75
00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,919
Speaker 7: stolen out of your desks like Brook did last year.

76
00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,840
Speaker 1: Why don't you just tell them to just bring him

77
00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,400
Speaker 1: to my desk and save the trouble.

78
00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone, just give me all the candy. Knowing gets hurt.

79
00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,400
Speaker 7: Things are gonna get dark. So while we're two hundred

80
00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,800
Speaker 7: and nine days away from Halloween, we're only two point

81
00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,080
Speaker 7: nine seconds away from the shot collar question of the day,

82
00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,400
Speaker 7: handing it off to our own digital Jacob. No photo

83
00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,800
Speaker 7: shop needed, Let's.

84
00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:53,080
Speaker 9: Go ja on this day. In nineteen ninety five, the

85
00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:58,800
Speaker 9: movie Bad Boys launched into theaters franchise, proving that buddy

86
00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,800
Speaker 9: cop action explosions and Will Smith one liners were a

87
00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,960
Speaker 9: recipe for pure cinematic gold.

88
00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:05,520
Speaker 7: That's right.

89
00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, the thing is not all bad Boys are just

90
00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,880
Speaker 9: acting the part. Some Hollywood stars verned a reputation for

91
00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,600
Speaker 9: being real life troublemakers, both on and off the screen.

92
00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,200
Speaker 9: Fun to talk about today, only do identify them in

93
00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,640
Speaker 9: a special what You're Gonna Do When They come for You?

94
00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:26,400
Speaker 9: Edition of twenty of twenty.

95
00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,080
Speaker 2: Hopefully we're sticking with a light, funny crime. It's not

96
00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,520
Speaker 2: the dark ones, we say, depends on what number you pick.

97
00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:36,000
Speaker 9: One through twenty, I'll tell you about a notorious Hollywood

98
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,800
Speaker 9: bad boy. You just have to name them to stay

99
00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,000
Speaker 9: in the game. We'll start with a woman who was

100
00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,160
Speaker 9: not alive when bad Boys came out, but my god

101
00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,040
Speaker 9: was conceived during a screening of another Martin Lawrence film,

102
00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:54,200
Speaker 9: Nothing to Lose, Alexis, how about a number eleven eleven? Oh, Alexis,

103
00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,719
Speaker 9: you've chosen a nice one because you received no help

104
00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,520
Speaker 9: from the rest.

105
00:04:58,960 --> 00:04:59,920
Speaker 5: Can change my number?

106
00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:00,839
Speaker 7: No, you cannot.

107
00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:04,160
Speaker 9: Your bad boy hint is he bragged about tiger Blood

108
00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:06,880
Speaker 9: and winning while torpedoing his own career.

109
00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,200
Speaker 1: It's so easy, pretty easy if you had to remember, though,

110
00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,279
Speaker 1: Tiger Blood.

111
00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:12,159
Speaker 2: So the Tiger King?

112
00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,320
Speaker 7: Oh no, what's his name?

113
00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,719
Speaker 2: What is his name?

114
00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:19,760
Speaker 5: Wasn't it Joe?

115
00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,200
Speaker 2: Okay, don't help him.

116
00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:27,080
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry it was Joe Tiger King.

117
00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,520
Speaker 9: I'll help you out, Alexis. You're thinking of Joe exotic.

118
00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,800
Speaker 9: It's still very wrong. Tiger Blood was Charlie Sheen. Yeah,

119
00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:38,240
Speaker 9: a big twenty eleven. His nose, his lungs, a lot of.

120
00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,320
Speaker 5: It that was all over, still alive.

121
00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,800
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he owned.

122
00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:42,800
Speaker 7: That because he's winning.

123
00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, winning.

124
00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,520
Speaker 9: I missed twenty eleven.

125
00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:47,520
Speaker 2: Brook.

126
00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:51,880
Speaker 9: It's your turn. Let's go three three Brook. Your bad

127
00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,839
Speaker 9: boy hint is he's a court side Lakers legend with

128
00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,880
Speaker 9: a wild pass that includes smashing a man's windshield with

129
00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:03,160
Speaker 9: a golf club during a road Rageon that.

130
00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,080
Speaker 7: There's only one celebrity that goes to Lakers games. Yeah,

131
00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:05,800
Speaker 7: that's just.

132
00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,680
Speaker 5: Him, like the one that goes Jack.

133
00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:12,479
Speaker 9: Yeah, Jack Nichols very convicted of that answer.

134
00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,200
Speaker 1: I see that you Chertiy Spears got so much hate

135
00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,520
Speaker 1: for her umbrella situation.

136
00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:18,839
Speaker 2: What did Jack Nicholson get another?

137
00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:23,680
Speaker 9: Great? Probably grab a sporting implement next time, Jose, three

138
00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,760
Speaker 9: to eleven are off the board.

139
00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:25,800
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go seven.

140
00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:29,839
Speaker 9: Jose. Your bad boy hint is this chubby New Jersey

141
00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,880
Speaker 9: eight year old says, Once he gives your girl a

142
00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,280
Speaker 9: certain face, there's no chance she's coming back.

143
00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,320
Speaker 5: Why are you talking about my boy the Rizzler right now?

144
00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:44,320
Speaker 9: I absolutely am talking about the Rizzler Writler. Okay, First

145
00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,320
Speaker 9: of all, your algorithm is the Wrizzler aka Christian Joseph

146
00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,920
Speaker 9: turns nine years old on April nineteen. He is a

147
00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,520
Speaker 9: bad boy. He drinks pepsi after nine pm.

148
00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,840
Speaker 7: He's one of the costco boys. He does that. We

149
00:06:55,920 --> 00:07:01,000
Speaker 7: bring them balls one of them.

150
00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,080
Speaker 5: But they're best friends.

151
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:02,520
Speaker 7: Gotcha.

152
00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,120
Speaker 2: They met at a Costco sample line.

153
00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,839
Speaker 9: Yeah, Jose, and I can talk about the Rizzler. Jeffrey.

154
00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:11,000
Speaker 9: It's your turn. Three, seven, and eleven have been taken.

155
00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,640
Speaker 9: Number one, Number one, Jeffrey. This bad boy was found

156
00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,200
Speaker 9: passed out in a stranger's home due to drug issues

157
00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,040
Speaker 9: before a huge career comeback.

158
00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,480
Speaker 7: Rug the issues with Hollywood celebrity. I'm sorry, I couldn't

159
00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,480
Speaker 7: narrow that really very specific. That's like you're about the

160
00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:32,239
Speaker 7: Laker games and yeah, but the big comeback, the biggest,

161
00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,280
Speaker 7: most famous one is Robert Downey Junior.

162
00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:39,800
Speaker 9: You nailed the Jeffrey iron Man ur Djo. We're talking

163
00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,320
Speaker 9: bad boys for the anniversary of Bad Boys coming out.

164
00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,280
Speaker 9: We're back to Brook.

165
00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,320
Speaker 2: Okay, give me number seventeen.

166
00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:49,600
Speaker 9: Brook. Your bad boy hint is he was arrested multiple times. Once.

167
00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,920
Speaker 9: We're a paper bag over his head saying I'm not

168
00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,160
Speaker 9: famous anymore?

169
00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,160
Speaker 6: Oh?

170
00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,680
Speaker 7: Is that is shile Brook.

171
00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:02,559
Speaker 9: Jose, it's your turn, go number two, number two, tough one, Jose.

172
00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,400
Speaker 9: Your bad boy hint was he sent a Native American

173
00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,600
Speaker 9: activist to reject his oscar for the Godfather.

174
00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:09,720
Speaker 2: It's a really good one.

175
00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,880
Speaker 5: Oh, for the Godfather.

176
00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,400
Speaker 9: A lot of people and the Godfather.

177
00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,560
Speaker 10: I do remember this because it's like a famous speech.

178
00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,640
Speaker 10: And the girl that came up was it.

179
00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,640
Speaker 2: Was in the seventies.

180
00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not al Pacino. It's I don't know.

181
00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,440
Speaker 10: I gotta say al Pacino just because I don't have

182
00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,400
Speaker 10: any al Pacino.

183
00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:30,480
Speaker 9: Incorrect, Marlon Brand, that's literally the word.

184
00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,080
Speaker 10: I was trying to.

185
00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,240
Speaker 9: Thank God, Jeffery, need to get this right, to stay alive.

186
00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,640
Speaker 7: Need a number number five.

187
00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,920
Speaker 9: This bad boy was arrested for throwing a phone at

188
00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,480
Speaker 9: a hotel concierge in New York City.

189
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:45,439
Speaker 7: Uh well, I'm been trying to think of like bad

190
00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,640
Speaker 7: boys that might do this. And after he lost all

191
00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:51,240
Speaker 7: of that weight. For the movie Castaway, I could see

192
00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,680
Speaker 7: Tom Hanks again. I could see him being really angry

193
00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,840
Speaker 7: when he's walking into his apartment and just tossing his phone.

194
00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,640
Speaker 7: Tom hay passed.

195
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,880
Speaker 9: Away on TBS all the time. Why does it keep

196
00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:03,320
Speaker 9: coming up?

197
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:04,920
Speaker 7: It's a great film.

198
00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:08,840
Speaker 1: Okay, nicest human on the poor Tom Higgs not throw

199
00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:09,480
Speaker 1: a phone.

200
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:15,400
Speaker 9: That was Russell Crowe. Brook, You've want Today's LENTI twenty.

201
00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,160
Speaker 7: All right, Brook? You get to choose who gets shocked

202
00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,680
Speaker 7: while singing bad Boys.

203
00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,320
Speaker 2: I mean, it's got to be a Lexus for not

204
00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,360
Speaker 2: knowing her baddie. I thought you love that.

205
00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,840
Speaker 5: Different. These are extra batty bad boys.

206
00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:31,800
Speaker 2: Bad boys. What you're gonna do when they come for you?

207
00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:32,440
Speaker 2: Bad boys?

208
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:32,680
Speaker 1: Bad?

209
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,440
Speaker 9: Matter of fact, how do you discipline people when you.

210
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:38,360
Speaker 10: Boy?

211
00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,080
Speaker 5: I know, I don't.

212
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're so nice.

213
00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:47,080
Speaker 7: That was your chock colic question of the day.

214
00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:49,880
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

215
00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,560
Speaker 7: It's not often that I say this, at least not

216
00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,199
Speaker 7: out loud, probably like say it in my head twenty

217
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,920
Speaker 7: to thirty times a day. But I am offended.

218
00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,600
Speaker 5: No, jeff You're not offended, you I am, but what

219
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,240
Speaker 5: you off.

220
00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,359
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I don't appreciate

221
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,480
Speaker 7: you laughing at this because somebody in this room did

222
00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:16,200
Speaker 7: something that directly affected my performance on the show and

223
00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:20,720
Speaker 7: they didn't even ask me about it first. Because I

224
00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:26,040
Speaker 7: believe in something called boundaries, But apparently somebody here doesn't

225
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:26,679
Speaker 7: what happened?

226
00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:27,240
Speaker 11: Guys, did you do?

227
00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:29,760
Speaker 2: I know exactly what he's talking about.

228
00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,680
Speaker 7: I really wish I could kill the lights in the

229
00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:36,000
Speaker 7: studio right now and a cold spotlight would shine down

230
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,920
Speaker 7: on this person because I'm talking about none other than

231
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:40,760
Speaker 7: Brooke Fox.

232
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:45,079
Speaker 1: Oh you do know, yes, because your mic was absolutely

233
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,680
Speaker 1: revolting and no one could look at it anymore because

234
00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,199
Speaker 1: it was crusted with all of your spit.

235
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:56,720
Speaker 7: About the microphone if you didn't realize, which nobody did

236
00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,679
Speaker 7: listening to the show. But Brooke admitted to changing out

237
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,720
Speaker 7: my microphone cover, yes, without asking.

238
00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,240
Speaker 12: Do you know why?

239
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,840
Speaker 1: Because we were having editor Ashley come in here to

240
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,439
Speaker 1: do a podcast special for her birthday. And there is

241
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,720
Speaker 1: no way I would make anyone get even two inches

242
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,360
Speaker 1: from that mic.

243
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,199
Speaker 7: There could have used another microphone.

244
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,280
Speaker 2: Okay, the old one is right there on the desk,

245
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:19,760
Speaker 2: pick it up.

246
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:26,840
Speaker 7: The okay it was. This was my microphone cover mine,

247
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:32,400
Speaker 7: and it has character. It represents the years of blood

248
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,760
Speaker 7: and sweat and literal spit that I have shed to

249
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,600
Speaker 7: try and make this job great.

250
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:41,680
Speaker 1: There there was studio engineer professionals that flew in here

251
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,400
Speaker 1: and were disgusted. They said, in their thirty years of work,

252
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,680
Speaker 1: they have never seen anything so great.

253
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,160
Speaker 7: That's exactly what they said about your son Alder's hair

254
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,760
Speaker 7: when it was long and you didn't want to cut it.

255
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,000
Speaker 7: But did I run over to your house and shave

256
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,559
Speaker 7: it off and toss a wig on him. No, because

257
00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:01,880
Speaker 7: I have boundaries broken. That's what you did to my microphone.

258
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,439
Speaker 7: I went to the dumpster behind the studio and I

259
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,760
Speaker 7: dug this out, reclaimed my discarded microphone, baby, and I

260
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:17,760
Speaker 7: am putting it back, wear it below. That's right. You

261
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,960
Speaker 7: can't write history, Brookes GYAN's experiments.

262
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,440
Speaker 2: You are sick all the time, and it's because of

263
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:24,960
Speaker 2: that thing, you know.

264
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:31,920
Speaker 7: Sick like sick. I'm so sick my boundaries, brook Lasers.

265
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,600
Speaker 9: We're moving on.

266
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:42,280
Speaker 7: It's next. It's the radio segment that wants CBS to

267
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,079
Speaker 7: do a spin off show called How I Met Your

268
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,920
Speaker 7: Third Stepfather.

269
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,120
Speaker 2: In details more fun to a little murky on.

270
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,240
Speaker 7: The content, but it might just go straight to Paramount

271
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:56,200
Speaker 7: Plus skip the network With Laser Stories, the segment where

272
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,040
Speaker 7: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

273
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,720
Speaker 7: everyone else does a tip, We've got a laser there's

274
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:03,880
Speaker 7: other step shows, just don't This first Laser story is

275
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,280
Speaker 7: out of the top content provider for mediocre radio shows

276
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:13,000
Speaker 7: this year. Yes, the award goes to Florida.

277
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,160
Speaker 2: So much anticipation, and I already knew who it was.

278
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,560
Speaker 7: Forty five year old man named Stephen Kusomano stopped at

279
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,480
Speaker 7: a kid's lemonade stand the other day. He bought one

280
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,719
Speaker 7: glass of lemonade, downed it, and then asked for a

281
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,520
Speaker 7: free refill.

282
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,680
Speaker 2: Okay, it was the adult that a refill.

283
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,760
Speaker 7: When the kids told him that he would have to

284
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,560
Speaker 7: pay for another cup of lemonade.

285
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,640
Speaker 2: Stand your ground, kids.

286
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:43,679
Speaker 7: He got irate. Luckily, really, I want to speak to

287
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,319
Speaker 7: your manager. Luckily, there was a mom at the stand

288
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:49,520
Speaker 7: overseeing it all, and she told Stephen to calm down.

289
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,400
Speaker 7: His response, he grabbed her by the wrist aggressively and

290
00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:56,280
Speaker 7: threatened to beat her up. You can do it, God,

291
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,000
Speaker 7: go Florida.

292
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,720
Speaker 2: You know that lemonade went to his brain.

293
00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:05,080
Speaker 7: He eventually walked away and the lady called the cops. Yes,

294
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,880
Speaker 7: they track Stephen down and arrested him.

295
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:08,800
Speaker 6: Go.

296
00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:12,240
Speaker 7: He confirmed the woman's story, but said he grabbed her

297
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,520
Speaker 7: because she was talking crap to him.

298
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:15,720
Speaker 2: That's right, I'm sure.

299
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,800
Speaker 7: In the end, Stephen was charged with felony battery, but

300
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,360
Speaker 7: made sure that the cops knew the lemonade stand did

301
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,640
Speaker 7: not have a sign that said no free refills, so

302
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,840
Speaker 7: technically he was in the right.

303
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:28,920
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't.

304
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,360
Speaker 1: Think that it's assumed that you get free refills. I'm

305
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,280
Speaker 1: pretty sure it will say free refills.

306
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,920
Speaker 2: That's the sign that you're looking for, my man.

307
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,440
Speaker 7: This next Lazer story is out of Las Vegas. A

308
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:42,240
Speaker 7: man is upset after his emotional support animals were taken

309
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:46,200
Speaker 7: from him. The animals in question his seven adult tigers.

310
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,720
Speaker 2: An.

311
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Speaker 7: Yes, his name is Carl Mitchell and he's the owner

312
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,560
Speaker 7: of Big Cats Entertainment. Okay, but says the tigers are

313
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,960
Speaker 7: much more than a money maker for him. He said

314
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,440
Speaker 7: he struggles with PTSD and was even able to produce

315
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,400
Speaker 7: a document from the VA Hospital approving his tigers as

316
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,080
Speaker 7: emotional support pets.

317
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,360
Speaker 1: Okay, if they were my pets, the tigers would be

318
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,640
Speaker 1: the cause of my PTSD.

319
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:14,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, he says. The cats could sense whenever he's sad,

320
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,320
Speaker 7: and one would even rub on his leg like a

321
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,640
Speaker 7: house cat to make him feel better, to see how.

322
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,760
Speaker 2: Much meats on those mets. That's what he's doing.

323
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,440
Speaker 7: Don't we have to go pet my pet shark in

324
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,280
Speaker 7: the Just rub some blood on yourself so that he

325
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,640
Speaker 7: rubs up against you. He loves it. However, Carl could

326
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,520
Speaker 7: not explain his alleged illegal zoo that he was charging

327
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,800
Speaker 7: people admission for there it is.

328
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,240
Speaker 2: It was an emotional support zoo.

329
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:42,880
Speaker 7: Yeah. Oh, and he also did resist arrests and try

330
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,320
Speaker 7: to fight a deputy well, although he did have a

331
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,920
Speaker 7: document from the VA. His doctor says it's okay for

332
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,120
Speaker 7: him to fight deputies for his emotional health. But after

333
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,240
Speaker 7: it was all done, he wanted to remind the officers

334
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,960
Speaker 7: that they should treat him as a good person because

335
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,560
Speaker 7: six of his seven cats were rescued from Joe Exotic,

336
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,560
Speaker 7: the jailed star of Tiger King.

337
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:07,080
Speaker 1: These cats, yeah, these four tigers, they go so exotic

338
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:07,560
Speaker 1: to this.

339
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:11,320
Speaker 7: Guy in Vegas. Since then, those tigers have been relocated

340
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,360
Speaker 7: to a big cat sanctuary. No word on if the

341
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,960
Speaker 7: owner of that has any relation to Carol Baskin. Perhaps

342
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,960
Speaker 7: did you set this whole thing up just to get

343
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,360
Speaker 7: more cats? I'm tossing it out there. This next laser

344
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:31,320
Speaker 7: story is out of Holiday headquarters. Already Easters right around

345
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:35,640
Speaker 7: the corner. Okay, and eggs are so expensive. Some people

346
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:41,880
Speaker 7: are planning to die potatoes this year, And okay, it's

347
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,480
Speaker 7: actually not a new idea. The marketing group Potatoes USA

348
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,280
Speaker 7: tried to make it a thing a few years back,

349
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,960
Speaker 7: as food prices were rising Peta also wanted the White

350
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,280
Speaker 7: House Easter egg role to use potatoes. Last year that

351
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,160
Speaker 7: didn't happen, but with rice is so high, there's been

352
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:57,960
Speaker 7: more talk of it.

353
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,000
Speaker 1: I gotta say, like, you know, I make some eggs

354
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,520
Speaker 1: salad after our Easter egg, but some mashed potatoes after that.

355
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,439
Speaker 7: Go. Even the New York Times did a story on

356
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:11,000
Speaker 7: how to die or paint your potatoes potato.

357
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:15,639
Speaker 10: This is your moment, yes, especially little potatoes, little russet one.

358
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,800
Speaker 7: So it's becoming less of a joke idea and more

359
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,800
Speaker 7: of an actual strategy for saving money. Brook, you grew

360
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,320
Speaker 7: up in Spudsville, USA. Do you have any thoughts on this?

361
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,600
Speaker 1: Here's a problem the part of Idaho I was in.

362
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,880
Speaker 1: We literally got all of our potatoes from Washington. It

363
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,200
Speaker 1: is a by Canada man.

364
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,960
Speaker 2: There's no there was no potato growing up.

365
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,119
Speaker 7: Eggs have the Easter rabbit as their mascot. Maybe you

366
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,919
Speaker 7: need to be the mascot for potatoes.

367
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,120
Speaker 2: It love a good potato.

368
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,240
Speaker 7: Here comes the spud Wench.

369
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,000
Speaker 2: Yeah you too, you could use.

370
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,040
Speaker 5: Comes every year and drops potatoes off the children.

371
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:56,600
Speaker 7: This is all The image is great. This next Lazer

372
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:01,560
Speaker 7: story is out of toilet Town, Oh yeah, Brook's favorite place.

373
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,359
Speaker 2: Hey, this is like a laser stories for me.

374
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,320
Speaker 7: A poll on bathroom emergencies looked at the worst possible

375
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:12,040
Speaker 7: restroom options. Can you guess the number one place that

376
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,760
Speaker 7: we don't want to go? Number two?

377
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,200
Speaker 2: Gas station concerts?

378
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,000
Speaker 7: Okay, those might be on the list, but there was

379
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:18,760
Speaker 7: one ahead of that.

380
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,640
Speaker 5: Alexis didn't answer.

381
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,000
Speaker 7: Do you not go?

382
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,520
Speaker 5: Number two? Alexis never okay? I think a lot of

383
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,400
Speaker 5: people think that as well.

384
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:30,639
Speaker 7: Porta potties were voted the number one worst restroom options concerts. Yeah,

385
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:34,000
Speaker 7: exactly fifty Americans ranked them at the top.

386
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,439
Speaker 2: And they're the worst in the summer.

387
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,080
Speaker 5: It's so humid in there.

388
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,840
Speaker 7: Yeah. The rest of the worst five are gas station bathrooms.

389
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,200
Speaker 7: Okay those number two hose.

390
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,320
Speaker 5: At least was a lok in like a solid door.

391
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,119
Speaker 7: There's also toilets at public parks.

392
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,320
Speaker 5: At a beach, and use those toilets.

393
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:03,639
Speaker 7: Restrooms at crowded concerts, yeah, baby.

394
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,280
Speaker 5: Not the regular it's an arena.

395
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:12,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, taking outdoor festivals literally all the way around the arena,

396
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,720
Speaker 1: like you loop it a few times, where you get it.

397
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,600
Speaker 5: So happy to be a guy. Every concert I go

398
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,080
Speaker 5: to girls, the line.

399
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,720
Speaker 7: Is always double arms Yeah, you can just go on

400
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,160
Speaker 7: the wall. It's a guy. It's kind of nice.

401
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,320
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, as you can as a girl too,

402
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:23,880
Speaker 2: if you try hard.

403
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,159
Speaker 7: That's fair. Good point, bro.

404
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,080
Speaker 2: You need tips.

405
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:29,480
Speaker 7: Text the show, text the potato win. She'll tell you that.

406
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:35,400
Speaker 7: Toilets on buses and trains, that's always a problem. Airplane

407
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,000
Speaker 7: bathrooms just missed the top five. They those were in

408
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,679
Speaker 7: sixth place. And here a few more stats from the survey.

409
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,919
Speaker 7: The top three things that gross us out in public

410
00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:47,320
Speaker 7: bathrooms are people not flushing, Yeah, when they miss the

411
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,240
Speaker 7: toilet completely, I.

412
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,960
Speaker 1: Mean, honestly, like stop the hovering thing, just sit down

413
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,200
Speaker 1: on the gosh darn sea.

414
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:57,760
Speaker 7: And also sticky floors. Two thirds of Americans would rather

415
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,040
Speaker 7: do their business outside than in a grow public bathroom.

416
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you've got some trees.

417
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got it again. You got to dig a hole.

418
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:05,880
Speaker 2: You do have to diggle hole?

419
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, plenty of us have done it. Seventy six

420
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,439
Speaker 7: percent of people have gone in the woods, half have

421
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,000
Speaker 7: peeede on the side of the road, and thirty six

422
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,520
Speaker 7: percent have peed in a body of water before.

423
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,960
Speaker 5: That reminds me of the time we peeed on the

424
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,480
Speaker 5: side of the road.

425
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,440
Speaker 10: Together. Remember after a wet ends right, that was a

426
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,280
Speaker 10: great moment and we held the hands and we didn't

427
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,720
Speaker 10: get stop and we peeled together.

428
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:29,680
Speaker 7: Side bud Wenz strikes again. We were called Remember as

429
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:34,720
Speaker 7: for this guy, he actually uses the gatorade bottle underneath

430
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:38,639
Speaker 7: Brooks desk. Ah just never told about it, though.

431
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:40,800
Speaker 2: I was wondering.

432
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,520
Speaker 7: Warm sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

433
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,960
Speaker 7: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

434
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 6: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

435
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,520
Speaker 7: Sometimes after a big night of drinking, you need a

436
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,640
Speaker 7: good friend at the end of the night to tell

437
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,840
Speaker 7: you do not call that cute guy that you just

438
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 7: at the bar. Just wait. Trust me, you.

439
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 2: Should just take your phone away from you. Honestly, that's

440
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:05,919
Speaker 2: the best way to do it.

441
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 7: Thankfully, one girl had those friends with her. That's good,

442
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 7: and she completely ignored their advice and we got her message. Plus,

443
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 7: we hear from a lady whose ex is behind bars

444
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,200
Speaker 7: and she just has one simple request. So hopefully he's

445
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 7: available next Monday at noon in order to get it

446
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 7: done for her. You're gonna hear why in a brand

447
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 7: new Loser line coming up right after this.

448
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 6: With you, is this the right number. It's a line goodbye, just.

449
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 2: Call me back.

450
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 7: If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works

451
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 7: like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're out

452
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,920
Speaker 7: at the club and uses this charming pick applying on you. Hey, girl,

453
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 7: are you terms and conditions? Because whatever you say I'll

454
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 7: agree with.

455
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not listening at all. I'm just scroll. I

456
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 5: thought you're going to.

457
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 1: Say she had some fine lines.

458
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 7: We'll say yesterday. Anythink. But whatever you do, resist the

459
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 7: urge to turn your mouth into a giant waterfall and

460
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 7: slowly spit your drink onto his shoes. Instead, ask him

461
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 7: if he lives with his parents, because you believe you

462
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 7: should meet them right away since you see a future

463
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 7: where all four of you live together in the same house.

464
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 7: Oh my god. And if he doesn't go running after that,

465
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,400
Speaker 7: that's when you give him the digits to the loser line.

466
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 7: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we could

467
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 7: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

468
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 3: Yo, Marlene, what's up. I know I said I would

469
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 3: call yesterday, but honestly, man, I'm just super super exhausted.

470
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 3: I know I didn't tell you this, but I just

471
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 3: had a baby with somebody. It's a it's a long story,

472
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 3: but I do have to flow this idea by you.

473
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:06,439
Speaker 3: So like, let's say things go well and I end

474
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 3: up spending the night and my baby's there too. I

475
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 3: could totally cover the night shift, but would you mind

476
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,719
Speaker 3: taking care of her while I go play golf the

477
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 3: next morning? Because it's just like, I don't really get

478
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 3: any free time anymore, so I feel like I kind

479
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 3: of deserve it.

480
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 13: Yeah, I will say I started being like, well, at

481
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:42,919
Speaker 13: least he's a dad who's participating, he's involved.

482
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 2: He may be bringing a baby on his one night stay.

483
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 12: On the side.

484
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 7: I mean, I've heard of guys looking for a friend

485
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,360
Speaker 7: with benefits, but looking for a nanny with benefits. Heay,

486
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 7: that's special.

487
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 2: That's why I never hire any hotness.

488
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 8: Why hold on?

489
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 11: This is where Devin works, and you know we all

490
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 11: know he's a holder.

491
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 8: Oh hi, Autumn, I don't know. It came from the concert,

492
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 8: remember me, I miss you? Are happy? Oh?

493
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 11: My friends over here poet on me and be annoying.

494
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 11: They told me that I have to wait to call

495
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 11: you till somewhere I'm slaving him a boy, you're so hot,

496
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 11: you make me so hot. I want to talk to

497
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 11: your mom. Tell her thank you, Adam, thank you for

498
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 11: making Adam somaxophone and delicious.

499
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 6: Hi, by Mom, you've got this.

500
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 11: No, I'm not hanging up.

501
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 7: Call whoever I want to call.

502
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 9: I can call whoever I want to call.

503
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 11: Okay, my phone, my life, Autumn. I'm getting coy gies.

504
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 8: It's me again.

505
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 6: And I want to eat him.

506
00:24:59,640 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 12: Hung up?

507
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 2: Who was the background?

508
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 7: It's not like she was talking to her friends and

509
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,679
Speaker 7: they were all leaving the concert together.

510
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 2: I mean, you definitely drunk.

511
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's kind of sweet if in twenty years Brooks,

512
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 7: some girl came to you and were like, oh my god,

513
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 7: thank you for making Alder such a hot little man.

514
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 7: Wouldn't that be like such a compliment to you?

515
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 2: Say, there's a lot more to him than his looks.

516
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 7: Okay, that's like you're welcome.

517
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 9: Sure.

518
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, But you know what, if you ever find yourself

519
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 7: that intoxicated, then that means you're officially drunk enough to

520
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 7: visit our TikTok and YouTube page. Yeah, talk about an

521
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 7: instant hangover cure. You can listen to a random second

522
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 7: Date update and that'll have you feeling sober insect so

523
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 7: take a couple of shots and check it out. Now

524
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 7: let's go back to the clips. Hey, this is from

525
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 7: last night. I got your number. It's on my hand.

526
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 7: You wrote your number on my hand when I left.

527
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 7: This is awkward, but I got an energy drink for

528
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,959
Speaker 7: work in the morning and the condensation.

529
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 8: Mess with the name.

530
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 7: But I still have the number. There's a G and

531
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 7: a E.

532
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 8: I even put it in chat GPT it said most

533
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 8: likely Gwendolyn g E Gwen.

534
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 11: Maybe I don't know, but I'm sorry it was loud yes.

535
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 7: Which probably because she is so great at remembering names.

536
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 7: Any thoughts on what GE would be for a name.

537
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: You don't need to remember somebody's name that you met

538
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: one night at a concert.

539
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 7: You don't need names to take your pants off.

540
00:26:59,640 --> 00:26:59,959
Speaker 2: That's right.

541
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 8: Next message, Hey, so I need a little favor from you.

542
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 8: Something that you don't know is that I have an

543
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 8: ex husband. He's in prison right now. Technically I'm not

544
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 8: allowed to go back in there because of what happened

545
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 8: a few months ago. But I won't go into it.

546
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 8: I won't go into it anyway. The thing is, you

547
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 8: kind of look enough like him where I think actually

548
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 8: you would pass for his cousin. So I just need

549
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 8: you to deliver a message to him from me that

550
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 8: whatever you do, don't go into the prison library next Monday.

551
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 8: And that's it. I would be very grateful if you

552
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 8: did this. I mean like, I would be very very

553
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 8: grateful if you put this for me, So thank you.

554
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 8: Next message.

555
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I am way more scared of

556
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: her than I am of the man.

557
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 2: Everybody else is on the same.

558
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 7: Because I heard about what's going down in the prison

559
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 7: library on Monday, and I would definitely want to be there.

560
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 7: I don't want to miss that type of event.

561
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: Trust me, it's not because they still have encyclopedias in print.

562
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 7: No, yeah, that's sure. Remember you go listen to Loser

563
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 7: Line regularly at this time every week, and make sure

564
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 7: you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. But you

565
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 7: can hear all of your favorite Loser lines right there.

566
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 7: We got a phone tap coming.

567
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 6: Up Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

568
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 7: Today we call a single woman who's been dating around,

569
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 7: hasn't found her perfect guy yet, so her friends wanted

570
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 7: to mess with her a little bit, and it came

571
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 7: to our mind that Jose could call using one of

572
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 7: his famous voices, maybe like Rolando and try to woo

573
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 7: her as a guy that she matched with on Tinder.

574
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 7: But instead we decided to try out something a little

575
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 7: bit new and have a professional service call her with

576
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 7: a romantic opportunity that she probably shouldn't ass up. In

577
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 7: your phone tap right now?

578
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 14: Hello?

579
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 2: Hi?

580
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 9: Is this Marissa?

581
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 10: Yes, sus my name is Matt.

582
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 7: Mattcha maker. I've left you a few voice mails.

583
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 10: What I'm calling from Heavy Heartstrings Incorporated. Have you seen

584
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 10: our ads on two B Maybe.

585
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 14: No, I haven't.

586
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,719
Speaker 10: I don't have That's fine, but what our company is

587
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 10: known for is bringing past loves back to the lives

588
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 10: of the lonely.

589
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not interested, but we're.

590
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 7: Not selling anything to you.

591
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 10: This service has already been paid for by your ex Donovan.

592
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 7: What well, don't sound shocked.

593
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 10: He says you two were close and then split up

594
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 10: like seven years ago. Yeah, so Donovan paid for our service,

595
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 10: and he would like to give you a message.

596
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 14: What is the message? What's the what is going on here?

597
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 12: Sir?

598
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: Sir?

599
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 5: I gotta go.

600
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 14: I have work to do.

601
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 10: I have I'm sorry. That was just me trying to

602
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 10: express his emotions. What he's feeling.

603
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 14: I need to go.

604
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 7: What is this I spoke with him?

605
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 12: Okay, well, what's the message?

606
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 10: He misses you.

607
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 9: Okay, he misses.

608
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 10: You and he doesn't know what your relationship status is

609
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 10: right now, but he thinks of you fondly.

610
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 8: That's great. I'm not interested.

611
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 7: Well I didn't ask if you were. Let me get

612
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 7: to it.

613
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 6: Please.

614
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 10: Do I have a quote from him? He says, my

615
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 10: soul weeps in the shape of your initials. Oh huh, well,

616
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 10: I mean it was one of our prompts. He asked

617
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 10: a select from five romantic quotes. It was either that

618
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 10: or there was a pigeon that reminded him of you.

619
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 12: I don't even know what to say right now.

620
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 7: Don't say a thing. Just listen.

621
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 10: Because Donovan paid an extra three ninety nine so we

622
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 10: could play your song that you shared in intimate moments.

623
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 12: What that's not our song, man? Okay, yeah, I get.

624
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 10: You bye, And that's the only part of the song

625
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 10: I can play.

626
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 7: He didn't pay for the full version.

627
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 10: I never did you see, right, how much that song

628
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 10: really meant of both of you.

629
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 14: I never listened to that song with him ever.

630
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 10: The whole point is he misses you greatly and he

631
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 10: realizes now what he had back.

632
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 12: Then are you joking?

633
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 10: I'm not, because he wants you to know he's engaged

634
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 10: to someone else.

635
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 12: Engaged.

636
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 7: Uh huh, what the But here's the kicker. He believes

637
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 7: he'd be happier with you.

638
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 6: It's so messed up.

639
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 7: It's pretty touching, isn't it.

640
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 14: No, he's engaged with someone else and then he does this.

641
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 12: Uh huh.

642
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 7: What if a fiance I found out? She knows and

643
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 7: she has a message just for you. We recorded it.

644
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm Marissa.

645
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 2: Listen.

646
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: I understand I'll always be a distant second to you,

647
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: but really I would happily step aside if you would

648
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: take Donovan.

649
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 8: Uh are you kidding me?

650
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 2: This is insane.

651
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 10: I know her voice is a little nasali or, which

652
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 10: is probably why he chose you over her.

653
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 14: It's not him choosing me over this girl.

654
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 9: I haven't even talked to him, and he's.

655
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 7: Engaged, well currently, but he's not married.

656
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 12: This was seven years ago.

657
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 8: This is so weird.

658
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 10: Yes, it is a little strange, But at this point

659
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 10: I do need to tell you Donovan has rented a

660
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 10: hotel for the night.

661
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 8: What the hell?

662
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 10: And I will tell you exactly which hotel and room

663
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 10: number to go run back into his arms.

664
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 7: No, I'm not running into anybody's arms.

665
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm not sure why he's even setting a message or fiance.

666
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 10: Your phone is breaking up, so at this point I

667
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 10: should just tell you it's a brank phone call before

668
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 10: I lose the signal.

669
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 7: What Oh you heard that?

670
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is actually host from the radio show Brook

671
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Your friends Gabby Lauris set

672
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 5: you up.

673
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, apparently you guys were talking about the worst x's

674
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 10: in your lives recently.

675
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 15: I you believe this, man, Marissa, it's me Donovan, remember me, Man.

676
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 14: That wasn't even our song.

677
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 7: It was either between that or Hey, Makarna. So I

678
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 7: think you chose wisely.

679
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 6: Wake up. Every morning was fu taps weekday mornings on

680
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 6: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

681
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 7: Everybody has one thing that we're a little bit self

682
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 7: conscious about.

683
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure.

684
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 7: Like for Alexis, it's obviously her real hair color.

685
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is my real.

686
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 7: It's coming out again. It is natural. For Brooke, it's

687
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 7: the fact that she publicly advocates for positive changes in

688
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 7: the city but avoids paying taxes on anything behind the scenes.

689
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 7: Those orphanage write offs really do come in hand. So

690
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 7: just imagine being out on a date and having a

691
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 7: waiter point out your biggest insecurity right in front of

692
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 7: the person you're trying to impress.

693
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 2: D I don't think that's it.

694
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, cringe, Joe. Yeah, that's exactly what happened to one

695
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 7: of our listeners, and you're gonna hear what it was

696
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 7: in your brand new second date update right after this

697
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 7: second Date update. Brooke, what's that filter that you like

698
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 7: to use on Instagram to make yourself look like fifteen

699
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 7: years younger.

700
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: There's no filter, sweetheart, it's just life.

701
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 7: It's the FaceTime filter that you pay extra for because

702
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 7: the live filtering on the videos that costs a lot more.

703
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 5: Don't use a filter, Jeff, sure.

704
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, FaceTime?

705
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 9: Is you mean?

706
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 2: Face two? Is actually what you mean?

707
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 12: Yeah?

708
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 7: Whatever?

709
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: It's Jeff in morning the old man behind the mic

710
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:43,919
Speaker 1: over there.

711
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 7: But I only bring it up because in today's second

712
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 7: Date update, age was at the forefront of the conversation,

713
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 7: at least in the email that I just read from

714
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 7: our listener, Phil and I learn.

715
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 10: From experience and people get a little spicy when you

716
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 10: talk about age Jeff a little.

717
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 7: Bit, but apparently I don't know. He is worried that

718
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 7: it may have been a factor during his date. So

719
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 7: let's talk to him, Phil, Phil, welcome to the show.

720
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 7: Can you hear me talking to the bottom part of

721
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 7: the phone.

722
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 9: Hi, can you hear me?

723
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 10: Yeah?

724
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 2: I can't hear you, Phil.

725
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 7: What time is it where you are?

726
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you didn't go instantly to the weather, Phil.

727
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 2: We're making fun of your age.

728
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 12: I'm okay. So here's what happened.

729
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 7: Okay, we haven't asked you that question yet. You're gonna

730
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 7: look quick?

731
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: Can you take us off speaker?

732
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 7: Here we go?

733
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 12: Is that better?

734
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 7: That's way better? Good job, man.

735
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 2: You can't teach old dogs new trick.

736
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 7: All right, man, officially, welcome to the show. How you

737
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 7: doing today?

738
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 12: Doing good? Doing good?

739
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 7: Are you doing all of that? You still like us

740
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 7: and you even sound off speaking, So let's go straight

741
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 7: to your date here. Tell us about the girl that

742
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,240
Speaker 7: you met recently. What's her name?

743
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 12: Mandy?

744
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 11: Man?

745
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, good?

746
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 2: And I'm guessing you didn't meet Mandy on that app?

747
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 12: I did meet?

748
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 7: Was it the app? Coffee meets Metamucil?

749
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's long that's too low.

750
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,280
Speaker 12: It was tender.

751
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 7: I deserve that.

752
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 2: I like Phil spicy. That's good. Like it?

753
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 7: Okay, So walk us through the meeting and the meet

754
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 7: up with Mandy.

755
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 12: Yes, so I met Mandy on one of the apps

756
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 12: and we set up a date. You tell.

757
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 7: Tell us about go to the date. What happened on

758
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 7: your day? Where'd you go?

759
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 12: We went to this really great seafood spot.

760
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: It's a dinner date. And what were you feeling before?

761
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 2: Henry nervous? Excited.

762
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, recently divorced. It's been a long time

763
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 12: since I had a first date, so I was a

764
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 12: little nervous.

765
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 2: Congratulations like getting back out there.

766
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 12: Thank you. Yeah, okay, nice to hear something nicely.

767
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 5: We become kind.

768
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: We actually got your back, Phil, We got your back.

769
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 7: That's good. So you go to the seafood restaurant where

770
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 7: food is easy to chew, and how did it go.

771
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 12: The conversation is good. There is some talk about social media. Yeah,

772
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 12: I thought it was really interesting. She really liked the TikTok.

773
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 12: I'm more of a Facebook guy. Yeah, I actually downloaded it.

774
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 12: She got me, you know, interested in seeing how it's

775
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 12: a little bit different.

776
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 2: Dude, Old people go viral on that thing all the time, and.

777
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 4: Now you're losing so many hours of your life.

778
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, my dad sends me dog videos from TikTok all

779
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 10: day long.

780
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 5: That's all watches.

781
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 2: Really cute.

782
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 7: It is pretty cool.

783
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 12: Huh yeah, yeah, No matter what, I'm gonna thank Mandy

784
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 12: for that.

785
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 2: Were you guys able to connect over other things?

786
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, we talked about a lot of stuff.

787
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 12: It goes really good. We talked about like our first concerts.

788
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 2: Oh, but that was a difference.

789
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 12: Was Aerosmith in eighty nine when rock was.

790
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: Real okay, okay, and.

791
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,439
Speaker 12: Hers was in fact ariana grande Okay.

792
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 5: Okay, a little bit.

793
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: But hey, like we said, you were honest. You knew

794
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 2: what she was getting into.

795
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 7: That's good. And the fact that you're connecting is a

796
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 7: great sign. No matter what it is you're talking about,

797
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 7: as long as the conversation is going smoothly, that's perfect.

798
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 7: So take us to the end of the day. How

799
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 7: did you wrap it up?

800
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 12: So that was where it got a little embarrassing. Okay,

801
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 12: how it happened a little embarrassing. The waiter came to

802
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 12: give us our bill, and then he said, we hope

803
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 12: you and your daughter have enjoyed this mealmarssed.

804
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 7: So now you're in a tough position because you can

805
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 7: either a let it slide and just brush it off

806
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 7: or be off. You confront the situation head on and tell.

807
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 2: Him just start making out.

808
00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 7: And I like that, what how did you handle it?

809
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 9: Phil?

810
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 12: You know, sometimes you just have to take it on

811
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 12: the chin. Yeah, okay, I said, that's not my daughter.

812
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 2: Did you get any read on her reaction to that moment?

813
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 12: Not really. I was a little taken aback. I was

814
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 12: a little embarrassed myself.

815
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, do.

816
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 4: You think when you're out some when older, you expect it,

817
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 4: Like everybody plays that game where you see a couple

818
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 4: like that out and you're like you think they're a couple.

819
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: Or just yeah you see people in line.

820
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 10: Sometimes it's fun to play that game. Yeah, because it's

821
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 10: a gold situation, yead.

822
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 2: So okay, okay, have you reached out to her since

823
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: the date?

824
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 7: I have?

825
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 12: I just haven't heard back. And I don't want to

826
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 12: be one of those people that over text.

827
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 7: You know, what are you doing? Are you just doing

828
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 7: straight phone calls?

829
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 12: I can text?

830
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: Oh really, we're acting like he's eighty five years You've

831
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: got to be in like your fifties or something right

832
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: your sixties.

833
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 7: No comment, no, okay, all right, Well, a lot of

834
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 7: times a good way to reach people now is through DMS.

835
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he has a number.

836
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 2: He called a radio station. He's cool enough to listen

837
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 2: to our show. We're gonna call it.

838
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 7: It's just because we're calling from a random number. She

839
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 7: might not pick up when we dial her, but maybe

840
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 7: she will. Maybe she'll give us a chance and we

841
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 7: can talk to her and hopefully get an answer for

842
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 7: why she hasn't called you back to hang out again.

843
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 7: Because you sound like a great guy.

844
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 12: Well, thanks for that. It's once again nice to hear

845
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,479
Speaker 12: a second nice thing.

846
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: Maybe by the end of this you'll have your whole finger.

847
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, brother, we're gonna think of lots of compliments to

848
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 7: give to you and about you when we called Mandy

849
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 7: and get you your second date update right after this. Okay,

850
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 7: all right, all right, man, hold on second date update

851
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 7: playing a little Aerosmith for our listener, Phil. Yeah, really

852
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 7: in honor of the very first concert that he ever

853
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 7: went to back in nineteen eighty nine. And I bet

854
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 7: he never thought back then that he'd be on a

855
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 7: hot date today with a cute girl named Mandy whose

856
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 7: first concert was Ariana Grande. A little bit of an

857
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 7: age difference there, which only came to light when their

858
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 7: waiter dropped off the bill at their table and said,

859
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 7: we hope you and your daughter enjoyed your time.

860
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: Here, so little bummers.

861
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 7: Kind of an awkward moment, but hey, Phil rolled with it. Unfortunately, though,

862
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 7: he's not getting a response back from Mandy afterwards, and

863
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 7: that's where we come in trying to help Phil.

864
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 5: Every word she is hitting him up, but it's on TikTok, and.

865
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 2: Guy, stop it. He is not that old. I mean,

866
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 2: he's rusty because he was divorced and this is his right.

867
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 12: I mean.

868
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: The one thing you may not understand is that there's

869
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: a lot of like ghosting in dating now.

870
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: Yeh, Like it's pretty normal and some people just like

871
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 2: to go out for a dinner.

872
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:55,760
Speaker 11: Yeah.

873
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a good point.

874
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 7: Bill. Did you know that?

875
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,760
Speaker 12: Did I know that the thing that happened to me happens?

876
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, it happens all the time.

877
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 1: It's not and you shouldn't take it personally because it's

878
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: not a reflection of who you are or what you

879
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: can offer in a relationship.

880
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 7: Like that was a little spicy and bill if we

881
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 7: can get her. I'm not going to bring up the

882
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 7: age thing at all to her unless she says it first.

883
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 7: Is that is that cool with you?

884
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 12: Yeah?

885
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 5: Well, because if it's not about the age, and why

886
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 5: even bring it up.

887
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be because she again, when you meet on

888
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 1: a dating app, you's forgetting.

889
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 12: It's not like surprise, I was completely truthful about it.

890
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 7: Okay, good, Well, right, so I'd love to hear what

891
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 7: excuse she has for not calling a great guy like

892
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 7: you back. Let's figure it out. I'm going to dial

893
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 7: her number right now. Okay, here we go.

894
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 12: Hello.

895
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 7: Hey, We're going to talk with Mandy, who says this

896
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 7: is a radio show called Brooke and Jay Free in

897
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 7: the Morning.

898
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,240
Speaker 2: Hey, go morning.

899
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 8: Hi.

900
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 7: Hey, is it okay if we chat with you for

901
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 7: a bit?

902
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 14: I guess I don't have a lot of time, but okay.

903
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, this shouldn't take long because we're doing something

904
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 7: called a second Date update, and we're trying to help

905
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 7: out one of our listeners that you went out with

906
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 7: the other night and we heard it was actually pretty.

907
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 2: Fun, fancy seafood date.

908
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 7: Mm hmmm, good conversation. Well, TikTok action with a guy

909
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:29,919
Speaker 7: named Phil.

910
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 14: Oh no, not Phil, Yes.

911
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 2: You mean, oh yes.

912
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 7: Philow Like, I know, Phil's a little bit bummed because

913
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 7: you guys haven't arranged a second meetup. And if you

914
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,959
Speaker 7: don't want to, that's up to you, but it would

915
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 7: really help him out if you could like give an

916
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 7: explanation for why.

917
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, remember, this is a guy who's back

918
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: in the dating world these lord and some new things.

919
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 7: You have to admit, he's a really nice guy, right.

920
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 8: I guess.

921
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,919
Speaker 1: Guess wasn't he nice on the date?

922
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 14: I mean, I'm into dating older guys. But Bill's picture

923
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 14: it was a lot younger than what he made it out.

924
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 2: Okay, so he was older than you would normally date basically.

925
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, so it's like he's like forty or

926
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 10: fifty in the picture, and then you showed up and

927
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 10: he was He wouldn't tell us his age, so we

928
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 10: really don't know.

929
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was off. It was not close.

930
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 2: A lie on the app too.

931
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 14: Well, I think his age was correct, is this? It

932
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,240
Speaker 14: was the whole photo thing.

933
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 7: Okay, So maybe he chose an older photo of himself

934
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 7: because he liked how he looked. However, many years ago,

935
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 7: which I think a lot of people do. But yeah,

936
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 7: I mean we spoke to him and like his personality

937
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 7: seemed very vibrant and young.

938
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 5: Really yeah remember brock photos.

939
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 7: Aside, he's on TikTok. Now, yeah, he was like, he

940
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 7: sounds cool.

941
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 14: Well, here's the weird thing. I was showing him how

942
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 14: to how to. We were in the middle of the

943
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 14: restaurant ordering and I was showing him how to do

944
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:12,280
Speaker 14: the TikTok and he basically ordered a glass of milk.

945
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 14: That's such an old guy child, and a paragize for

946
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 14: the battery being too low. And he pulls out a

947
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 14: full fanny pack and pack from the fanny pack and

948
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 14: carries a super pack, not just like a tiny one,

949
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 14: it was a super pack and the fanny pack everything.

950
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 2: So he ordered milk and had a man fanny pack.

951
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 14: And then on top of all the all that, the

952
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 14: waiter he made a comment like a weird comet that.

953
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 2: Was that was really embarrassing for him.

954
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 14: If I was waiting on that table, I would think

955
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:50,919
Speaker 14: the same thing.

956
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 5: In his back pocket.

957
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 7: Old guys, we keep a cook a tube of grease

958
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 7: to do.

959
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 2: Your Hair's a grandfather, is he?

960
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 14: Well, I don't know, but look, well he did start

961
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 14: talking about my credit score and my IRRA.

962
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 5: That's important.

963
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 14: Yeah, you're probably really good for my future. But you

964
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 14: know that's not romantic.

965
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 4: Okay, Well he's just a little too.

966
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 7: It's good that you're sharing this with us, because Phil

967
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 7: really did need to hear I think some of those things,

968
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 7: because you might you might not know. He is on

969
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 7: the other line right now listening to this phone.

970
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 14: Can Oh my gosh, not Phil.

971
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, it's it's a good thing because he really

972
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,720
Speaker 7: did need to hear some of this stuff.

973
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 2: He's old, Well.

974
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 5: Why would to hear that?

975
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,439
Speaker 7: J He's new to online dating. He needs to learn,

976
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 7: like what to do and what not to do as

977
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 7: he goes forward in age brackets is going forward? Phil,

978
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 7: talk to Mandy. She's on the phone right now. You

979
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 7: can have a conversation. Go ahead.

980
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 12: So you make fun of a fanny pack on the radio.

981
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 14: It's not about that. It was a big charger and

982
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 14: I feel like I like you, but.

983
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 12: It was a big charger. A lot can fit in

984
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 12: that fanny pack.

985
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 5: Do you have it on right?

986
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 12: Brooks?

987
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 7: Getting turned on?

988
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: You got in your fannie pack food?

989
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 7: Okay, Phil, how did you feel hearing Mandy say all

990
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 7: that just a moment ago.

991
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 12: I'm not gonna lie. It hurt a little bit. Yeah,

992
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 12: and some of that sounds a little unfair.

993
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 7: Really what part was the glass of milk cold or

994
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 7: was it warm?

995
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: And it's a good gas intestinal system if you can

996
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: still process it at his age cultured.

997
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 12: Yogurt, one glass of milk before seafood. It helps with

998
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 12: the gut.

999
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't mean for you.

1000
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 7: To okay to it.

1001
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: Phil was.

1002
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, we got it, We got it,

1003
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 7: We got it. Phil. It just sounds like maybe between

1004
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 7: you and Mandy, there wasn't so much romantic feelings going on.

1005
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 7: It was more like a father figure wanting to help

1006
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 7: a younger person out. That was the vibe that she

1007
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 7: was getting.

1008
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, so what do you want?

1009
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:13,919
Speaker 8: Many?

1010
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 12: How do how do I be more romantic towards You.

1011
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 7: Just have to think about it differently, Mandy. He's not

1012
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 7: an older guy. He's just classic.

1013
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 2: He's the most interesting man in the world.

1014
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, sexy.

1015
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 7: No, you gotta look at it in a positive way,

1016
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 7: like you will never get a two am hey you

1017
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 7: up text from Phil. Yeah, he'll come at five thirty.

1018
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 7: But that's fine.

1019
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 12: You guys are supposed to be helping me, help me

1020
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 12: get a date with it.

1021
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 7: Okay, we're trying. So we're just gonna ask, Mandy. Phil

1022
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 7: seems like a really cool, nice guy, and you admit

1023
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 7: yourself that you like older men. Yeah, not that old. Well,

1024
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 7: we still don't know what that number is. And we

1025
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 7: would like to offer to send you out on another

1026
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 7: date with Phil that we pay for one more chance.

1027
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 14: You know what, sign me up. I can get an

1028
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 14: AARP discount.

1029
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 2: You can't do that, actually, Mandy.

1030
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 7: As long as you're rich him though, you get the

1031
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 7: benefits off of it.

1032
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 5: Yearly bird special.

1033
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 12: Baby if you're if your heart's not in it, just

1034
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 12: say no. It's fun.

1035
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 7: See he wants that genuine connection, Mandy, so give it

1036
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 7: to him straight. Do you really want to meet up

1037
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 7: again as a wingwoman?

1038
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,240
Speaker 14: Not any romance now.

1039
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 2: You may need that right now.

1040
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: Listen, if you surround yourself with friends that are young,

1041
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: you look younger.

1042
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, Brook notes from experience, So there you go.

1043
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, she hangs out with us a.

1044
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 7: Rookie Jeffrey in the morning. A couple of texts coming

1045
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 7: in at seventy five nine to two that are saying

1046
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 7: we were kind of tough on Phil there, but.

1047
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 2: You were brutal.

1048
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 7: There's two you know. It was, like Jose said, when

1049
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 7: you agree to be on a second date update with us,

1050
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 7: you have to be willing to hear the truth and

1051
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 7: get poked fun at a little bit.

1052
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 12: You guys.

1053
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 7: Listen, Brook, you went a little bit over the line

1054
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:19,720
Speaker 7: during the the rest of us Alexis Jose me good job. Yeah,

1055
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 7: we just skirted that line.

1056
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 2: Pats pots all around. No, I controlled myself.

1057
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, so Jeff. At the end of the day, let's

1058
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 7: admit we didn't get a second date. We failed on

1059
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 7: that front, but he did not. Here's the good news.

1060
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 7: Now that Phil has TikTok, he can follow our show.

1061
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 5: Hey we go viral.

1062
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 2: It'll only take him two days to find it.

1063
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then he can listen to our second date

1064
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 7: updates every now and again. Wherever you get your podcast,

1065
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:47,919
Speaker 7: Phil hear.

1066
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 5: Himself and be like, wait, I am getting old.

1067
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 9: What's going on?

1068
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 7: Go check it out? Phil, and all of you wherever

1069
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 7: you get your podcasts at Brooke and.

1070
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 6: Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1071
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 7: We all dream of being swept off our feet with

1072
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 7: a romance that's so passionate, so intense, It makes fifty

1073
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 7: shades of gray feel like two people reading ingredients on

1074
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 7: a can of soup objectively still pretty hot.

1075
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, if it's Crema Marshroom.

1076
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 7: I have good news for you, because somewhere out there

1077
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 7: is a man in a trench coat standing in the

1078
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 7: rain outside of your apartment with the camera and a

1079
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 7: can of home style broccoli Cheddar writing his heartfelt love confession.

1080
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 2: Why does make him more untrusted?

1081
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 7: He's not writing it down in his journal or in

1082
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 7: his snapchat, but in the place that true romantics go

1083
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 7: to find their soulmates, Craigslist. So let's take a lesson

1084
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 7: from the love experts when we read their misconnections coming

1085
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,320
Speaker 7: up right after.

1086
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 6: This kitty misconnections that was me staring.

1087
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,760
Speaker 7: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1088
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 7: One is in the three items or less express lane

1089
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 7: at the grocery store. When she's got two canalopes and

1090
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:18,280
Speaker 7: you've got one, slim gym put them together. Two plus

1091
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 7: one equals three, so now you can check out. At

1092
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:21,959
Speaker 7: the same time.

1093
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 2: You can't even have a.

1094
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: Sausage or something I wish.

1095
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 5: I got, like a pickle.

1096
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 7: The other places on the pages of Craigslist Dot Org.

1097
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 7: We scour that website every week to find the best

1098
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 7: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled

1099
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 7: fine Wine and cowboy lines Nice man for woman forty one.

1100
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 7: That place out there far away from the city.

1101
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 1: Ah narrows it down.

1102
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 7: Jeff says, last week we met at that fancy place

1103
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 7: out in the country with those grapes and things. I

1104
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 7: think it's pronounced vineyard.

1105
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I know what you're talking about.

1106
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 7: Never been to one. It was a wedding for an

1107
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 7: old friend of mine. You were with that there catering

1108
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 7: company refilling all damn piggies in a blanket. Remember I

1109
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 7: was the guy that kept hollering, keep damn piggies coming.

1110
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 7: I hate so many. At one point I thought I

1111
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 7: was the one who was wrapped.

1112
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 2: Up, okay, sweating pigs in a blanket floor.

1113
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 7: Later we flirted. My hand touched your hand when I

1114
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 7: was reaching for a frilly napkin because my pinky was

1115
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 7: covered in that fancy mustard.

1116
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 2: This is a classy joint.

1117
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 7: I locked it clean off and you blushed. I also

1118
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 7: made you laugh when you handed me a glass of

1119
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 7: shar dune. I guess I was saying it all wrong.

1120
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 7: Should have just ordered bush on tap. After that, we

1121
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 7: didn't see each other much. I was pretty sloggered though.

1122
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 7: Next day I had to hang over the size of

1123
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 7: the Missouri River. Oh one, if you see this and

1124
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 7: you want to smoosh, respond to this with the keyword mobies,

1125
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 7: and I'll know it's you.

1126
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 2: He's a glassy guy.

1127
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 7: You know that's Dusty. Yeah, ladies, look out for Dusty.

1128
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna go get a six pack of natty bush.

1129
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 2: Head to somebody's barn.

1130
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 7: This next misconnection is titled Hi, remember me, It's autumn

1131
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 7: woman for man nineteen University public restroom.

1132
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 12: What this is interesting?

1133
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 7: It starts off by saying, Hi, remember me, it's autumn.

1134
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 2: Wait, she already said same with her title.

1135
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not gonna bring it up.

1136
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 7: I tried to find you on ig but no luck.

1137
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 7: So I'm here in the creepy misconnection section. L O

1138
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 7: l O l O l so cringe.

1139
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 5: I always aware I was going to say that, maybe

1140
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 5: you feel she's normal.

1141
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,280
Speaker 2: And she also posted this on a couple of bulletin

1142
00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 2: boards around camp.

1143
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 7: You had curly brown hair, skinny, tall ish, and wore

1144
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 7: a T shirt with an alien spacecraft on it. Shooting

1145
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 7: out a beam of light with the words underneath ask

1146
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 7: me about my hole. So I did. We hit it off,

1147
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 7: chatting about your T shirt. Waiting in line for the

1148
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 7: gender neutral bathroom. Then it was your turn to go in.

1149
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 7: You gave me a smile and a wave and then

1150
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 7: closed the door.

1151
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1152
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,840
Speaker 7: A few minutes later a different one opened up, but

1153
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 7: I didn't want to risk missing you. Oh, I waited

1154
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 7: and let someone else take my turn. I was there

1155
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 7: for like ten minutes and you still hadn't come out.

1156
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, welcome to a man in a bathroom.

1157
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 7: I had to go so bad, and the other people

1158
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 7: in line were watching me do the turkey dance. Oh no,

1159
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 7: So I just wrote my ig handle on a bottle

1160
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 7: of hand sanitizer, and I asked a random girl to

1161
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 7: give it to you when you came out. I don't

1162
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 7: know if she did, or if she kept you all

1163
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 7: to herself. She there's so many skanks at our school.

1164
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the issue.

1165
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 7: Wouldn't be surprised if you see this. Try to find

1166
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 7: me at Kenyan's party this weekend. Everyone knows me as

1167
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 7: the shot Goblin. Just ask around that signed Autumn.

1168
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 9: Remember me.

1169
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 7: It's autumn. This next misconnection is titled Stung by Love

1170
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 7: and by bees Man for woman thirties city farm Oh sense.

1171
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 7: He says, we met in bee keeping one oh one,

1172
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 7: the class at the local Beekeepers Association. Funny thing is,

1173
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 7: I didn't see you at first. I was actually drawn

1174
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 7: to you because of your sultry, deep voice.

1175
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: Probably all in those beekeeping outfits, right, can't see it.

1176
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 7: And I remember bending down to pick up some honeycomb

1177
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 7: and thought, if she's as hot as she sounds, she's

1178
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 7: probably Drew barrymore hot.

1179
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 9: That's a specific type of hot.

1180
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 7: Very common. He says. I tried to pay attention to

1181
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 7: the instructor, but you made it so challenging with that

1182
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 7: bulky beekeeper suit on.

1183
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 2: Oh. I mean, if you can make that look good,

1184
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 2: you can make anything look good.

1185
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 12: You know her.

1186
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 7: You know, if Sports Illustrated had a beekeeper's outfit edition, Oh,

1187
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 7: you'd make the cover and all the pages in between.

1188
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 2: He knows what men want to see.

1189
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 7: Towards the end of class, I took a risk and

1190
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 7: joked we should tape a stingy sign to the instructor's back.

1191
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 2: I like it too.

1192
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 7: You didn't laugh, but I did, maybe because It was

1193
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 7: my joke, but I would have laughed if anyone else

1194
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 7: had said it.

1195
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 5: I feel brother.

1196
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 7: After class got out, I tried to wait for you

1197
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 7: in the parking lot, but I noticed you were walking

1198
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 7: with the instructor.

1199
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 2: Oh, maybe that's why you didn't think the joke was funny.

1200
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 7: Why were you doing that? He's super old and he

1201
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 7: probably has been stung a lot. But I guess if

1202
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 7: immunity is important to you, yes.

1203
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: Just a woman walking with any man obviously indicates that

1204
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: or hooking up.

1205
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 7: If you change your mind, respond to this and I

1206
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 7: can buzz you later. That signed Shane.

1207
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,919
Speaker 10: No one would laugh at that joke, so I'm typed

1208
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 10: it out.

1209
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 7: Those are your Craigslist misconnections for the week.

1210
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1211
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 7: You know, before we get to the game today, I'd

1212
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 7: like to start off with a sincere compliment given to you. Brooke.

1213
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 7: You deserve one at least once a year, and since

1214
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 7: I couldn't think of one, well, I had to look

1215
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 7: one up on chatchpt for you. But I don't want

1216
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 7: that to take away from the heartfelt thought behind it.

1217
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 2: Well, there was no thought by you.

1218
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 7: Well, just because they're not my words, shouldn't take away

1219
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 7: from like the true depth and meaning of them.

1220
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 2: This especially absolutely does Okay, continue Brook.

1221
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 7: Yes, I admire how you just say whatever pops into

1222
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 7: your head, no filter, no facts, just vibes. And I

1223
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 7: really appreciate that about you. Oh it felt good. It

1224
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 7: felt good from my end.

1225
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 9: I don't know.

1226
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: It's as close as you'll ever come, so I'll take

1227
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: it anyway.

1228
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 7: Let's see if maybe your challenger today Brittany has a

1229
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 7: compliment that she would like to bestow upon you this morning. Brittany,

1230
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 7: you have anything nice you would like to say to

1231
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 7: Brooke today?

1232
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 8: No kidding, It's fine.

1233
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 7: You can chat GPT a compliment like I did if

1234
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 7: you want to.

1235
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 6: No.

1236
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 8: I love how she kind of tells the guys that

1237
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 8: they're dumb on the second date update when they're actually

1238
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 8: being dumb.

1239
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, we get a lot.

1240
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 9: Of complaints about that, so it's.

1241
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 7: Nice that you love it.

1242
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 2: Pleas are off from them.

1243
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 7: So now we're in a we're in a good spot

1244
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 7: to answer some questions. Here Brooke is sprinting out of

1245
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 7: the room.

1246
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 5: I don't want to be here with you.

1247
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 7: Oh with the man and Brittany, you know how the

1248
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 7: game works. He got thirty seconds, answer as many questions

1249
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 7: as possible. If you don't know, and you could say pass,

1250
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 7: but you have to beat broke out right if you

1251
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 7: want to win. Are you ready?

1252
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1253
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 7: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is World Health Day.

1254
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 7: A dermatologist is a doctor for which part of the

1255
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 7: body added in twenty nineteen? What became the sixth branch

1256
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 7: of the US military in the cartoon Garfield. What's the

1257
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 7: name of his dog counterpart?

1258
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 10: Otis?

1259
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 7: In the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? What color bandana does

1260
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 7: Dona Tellaware?

1261
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 8: Orange?

1262
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 7: Annually? What state is the most tornadoes on average?

1263
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 8: Oklahoma?

1264
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 7: Who was the Greek god of the underworld?

1265
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 12: Gosh, no idea blum hermaids dad.

1266
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 7: The undersea world. It's probably good that you don't. You

1267
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 7: don't want to be too closely associated with that person anyways,

1268
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 7: So good call Brittany. Now Brooke is back into the

1269
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 7: studio and Brittany. It also says this summer you're going

1270
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 7: to be riding bikes around. Do you ride like competitively

1271
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 7: or something?

1272
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 12: Not even a chance.

1273
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 8: My wife has gotten us electric bikes and she's obsessed

1274
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 8: with riding them.

1275
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 12: So if the weather permits were on the bike.

1276
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 2: Make sure you both have helmets on. I saw two

1277
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 2: people downtown on.

1278
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 1: Those electric scooters yesterday that we're literally barreling down a

1279
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: hill with sun dresses on.

1280
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa, this is a recipe for like disasters.

1281
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 14: They are a death wish.

1282
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 2: Yay.

1283
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 7: Heck all right, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1284
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 11: Yes?

1285
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. Today is World Health Day. A

1286
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 7: dermatologist is a doctor for which part of the body?

1287
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 6: Oh?

1288
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 7: Skin added in twenty nineteen, what became the sixth branch

1289
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 7: of the US military?

1290
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 2: Oh, Coast Guard on?

1291
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 3: Oh?

1292
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:54,439
Speaker 2: No, no, wait?

1293
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: Can I guess again? It's the Star one. It's the

1294
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 1: International Space Troopers.

1295
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 5: Okay, what they're called Starin?

1296
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 7: In the cartoon Garfield, what was the name of his

1297
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 7: dog counterpart Garfield?

1298
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 2: And Otis?

1299
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 7: In the teenage meeting Ninja Turtles? What color bandana does

1300
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 7: Donna Tello wear?

1301
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 2: Ooh, it's a blue? Is a purple?

1302
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:15,959
Speaker 7: Is a blue?

1303
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 2: Is a purple? I think that it's blue blue.

1304
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,160
Speaker 7: We'll say I one with blue. Let's go to the

1305
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 7: scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose. I'm

1306
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 7: not a smart man, but I know what love is.

1307
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 5: I feel like that's literally my heart. That's truly me. Brittany.

1308
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 5: You got one correct today, but you got so many

1309
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 5: questions in. I was very proud of you.

1310
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 8: Thank you, Brook.

1311
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 5: Also look at us, Brittany.

1312
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 12: Winner.

1313
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 7: To the house on these Brittany, I'm sorry, but let's

1314
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 7: go over the answers. Its World Health Day. A dermatologist

1315
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 7: is a doctor for the skin.

1316
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 2: Hey, got it, Brittany, Yeah, Blind.

1317
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 7: Let's go over the rest here. The sixth branch of

1318
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 7: the military, he added in twenty nineteen, is Space Force.

1319
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 2: Oh that's all I knew. It was some sort of

1320
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 2: like sounds like it should be a trilogy.

1321
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 7: They're doing good work up in our orbit right now,

1322
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 7: protecting us from all of you know.

1323
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 5: No, they're making way for the billionaires.

1324
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,680
Speaker 2: Are they up there or are they just down here thinking.

1325
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 7: About they're down here thinking, Brook, Okay, I think them

1326
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 7: as space Ninja's in the cartoon Garfield, the name of

1327
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 7: his dog counterpart is OD. We did not ODIs the

1328
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 7: teenage bean Ninja Turtles, Donna Tella wears a purple band.

1329
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 2: Dan, Yeah, I always get those two mixed up.

1330
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 7: And then Brooke, you never got to these questions. What

1331
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 7: state has the most tornadoes per year? On average, that'd

1332
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 7: be Texas with one hundred and fifty one annually. Second

1333
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 7: would be Nebraska, Oklahoma's third, and the Greek god of

1334
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 7: the underworld is Hades.

1335
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh yeah, dang it, Brittany.

1336
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 7: I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today.

1337
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 7: But the good news is just for playing, We're giving

1338
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 7: you a twenty five dollars Disney gift card, valid at

1339
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 7: any Disney resort, theme park or online in the Disney Store.

1340
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:01,920
Speaker 8: Thank you.

1341
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 2: Okay, your wife, you'd be safe out there. Okay.

1342
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 12: We will wear our helmet all.

1343
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: Right, and not too many wineries that you're going to

1344
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 1: stop at on your bike rides. That's Awesokay, Okay.

1345
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 7: Live her life with her wife the way she wants to. Okay,

1346
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 7: you do whatever you want, Brittany, but come back and

1347
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 7: play again soon. We're gonna do wind Brooks Black the

1348
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:22,920
Speaker 7: same time tomorrow.

1349
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 6: Frouk and Jeffrey in the morning.