Speaker 1: Did y'all see everybody saying I look by Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: Actually the post said it was a picture of him
Speaker 1: during his androgyny phase, like half with to remember the
Speaker 1: time piece they used to beautiful and they said Michael
Speaker 1: looks like Ava from Abby Elementary. Separated, y'all, they separated us.
Speaker 2: Does that feel better in your heart a little bit?
Speaker 1: It don't always feel any kind of way because I think,
Speaker 1: like we said Brown, Michael was beautifl gorgeous. He was beautiful,
Speaker 1: and we do have similar eyes like her eyes on
Speaker 1: the same and high cheekbones. Right, and then with my
Speaker 1: Ava makeup, which is contouring, which he also has heavily.
Speaker 2: He got it.
Speaker 1: After he's becomes a little lighter. He does do like
Speaker 1: harsh contour and stuff. Yeah, that eyeliner everything. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I have won my heavy Ava makeup or maybe my
Speaker 1: my freaking Awards Show appearance, which I don't wear in.
Speaker 2: My usual life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do look a lot. I could look alive.
Speaker 1: I don't my feelings nothing, I feelings.
Speaker 2: I like that this.
Speaker 1: You said what I like that?
Speaker 3: You're not running from this?
Speaker 1: You're like, no, I mean, be respectful.
Speaker 2: Give me a good Michael, give me the go on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't disrespect me the end of life, Michael, or
Speaker 4: I was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Give me no facial Michael.
Speaker 1: Don't stop to even get enough. It's like a beautiful Mike.
Speaker 2: That's good, Michael. I'll take that good.
Speaker 1: That's what I assume. I think they're saying.
Speaker 2: I'm in that TUXI popping boy pussy.
Speaker 1: He looked good.
Speaker 2: I think he was popping this boy pussy. We all sung.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: Where anywhere on the body do you think the boy pussy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, brother, I'm not a scientist. I can't here to
Speaker 3: talk to my friends.
Speaker 2: If y'all don't want to join in, that's on you, chips.
Speaker 1: In yours.
Speaker 2: A racist the.
Speaker 5: Money turney stuff.
Speaker 2: I can't tell me.
Speaker 3: Now the world don't move to the beta, just one drum.
Speaker 1: What might be right for you might not be right
Speaker 1: for some. A man is born, he is a man
Speaker 1: of memes.
Speaker 3: But along comes too. They've got nothing but their dreams.
Speaker 3: They've got different strokes.
Speaker 6: There it is ladies and gentlemen's little mamas and gentiles
Speaker 6: of life. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of Ma Mama
Speaker 6: Told Me the podcast.
Speaker 2: We dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: And you already know we don't teach you a goddamn thing.
Speaker 2: We teach you nothing. You walk away less than you
Speaker 2: came with.
Speaker 6: Some of you have recently been reaching out to us
Speaker 6: expressing concern for some of our statements. You're you're telling
Speaker 6: us that the things that we're saying are not are
Speaker 6: not helping, they're not improving the community.
Speaker 1: Nigga, we know.
Speaker 2: They're saying anti intellectual Yeah, things like that.
Speaker 3: They're mad at us for for not being smart.
Speaker 2: Dinosaurs being real?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it? What is nowadays? Actually, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know, let you all niggas get your money.
Speaker 3: That's over here.
Speaker 2: You learn some stuff that's on you, stupid.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: That's on you, stupid. Why would you do that. I'm
Speaker 2: a grown man in a tokyo hat.
Speaker 1: You should make it past the things on some of
Speaker 1: my favorite people up there. This is where I work.
Speaker 1: This dude, the greatest everybody.
Speaker 3: You know what, most most appreciated poster in the collection.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone.
Speaker 1: Talented. Mister Ripley Negro with it, yes, yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: still out and doing his thing. I'm still cooking right
Speaker 1: driving the train or something right now.
Speaker 3: Bro, I bet he's down in a basement writing something up.
Speaker 2: You know what I know already.
Speaker 1: I bet he's got big plans. Yeah already. No, he
Speaker 1: not even he don't plan. He just assumes. He assumes
Speaker 1: identity and he's in. That's right, No thinking about to
Speaker 1: see that. I was saying, perform, yeah, performer, Wow, he's
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 2: I couldn't pull it off too.
Speaker 7: I fold immediately, well immediately, one medical question, right, the
Speaker 7: first woman who walked into his gynecological office and didn't
Speaker 7: look like what he was hoping he was gonna see.
Speaker 3: I would have I would have immediately.
Speaker 2: Now that's what I think you're playing, my mane. I
Speaker 2: think he wanted to see it all.
Speaker 1: I've been different than you, y'all making it creepy because
Speaker 1: y'all in I think he really wanted to be. He
Speaker 1: wanted to be. You thought he was helping, He thought
Speaker 1: he was doing something medicine.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's the easiest entrant.
Speaker 1: That no one he had repeat customers, didn't he not
Speaker 1: a lot of people went back and went back like
Speaker 1: that means he was he was well reviewed. He wouldn't
Speaker 1: that mean he was taking care with the speculum.
Speaker 2: Ye know what that is?
Speaker 3: He was, Uh, gotta stop asking us.
Speaker 1: I assume nothing about men women before they assume nothing
Speaker 1: about man.
Speaker 2: Three women off top. I am.
Speaker 1: Ship with I'm disappointed every time I think y'all know something.
Speaker 1: So I asked, Now, that's fair, gentle with the speculum.
Speaker 1: That's probably inside manner probably wasn't creepy. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: he thought he was really doing something. I think he
Speaker 1: thinks he is what he assumes at the time. Here's
Speaker 1: where making it creepy. I would argue, even men who
Speaker 1: are trying to be creepy ain't trying to see inside
Speaker 1: the pussy.
Speaker 2: And now I don't think you're giving men enough credit
Speaker 2: that both he and I know some inside the pussy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, I know a lot of.
Speaker 2: How the engine work.
Speaker 1: Are those creeps or masters of this guise? Like this man.
Speaker 1: He is something different than a creep.
Speaker 2: That's a different category.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Inside the pussy people exist, but
Speaker 1: they would never have the smarts.
Speaker 3: I think we I think we honored him either way,
Speaker 3: no matter what his intentions were, this man is the champion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he figured it out, because then what what then
Speaker 1: then he also become a pilot.
Speaker 3: I think he.
Speaker 2: I don't they would have made a movie about him. Fact,
Speaker 2: that's just catch me if you can't, it's just black
Speaker 2: catching facts.
Speaker 1: I mean I think also, uh a statement on the
Speaker 1: on the how bad medical care is for women right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's what I was going to say, is
Speaker 2: that is that that's the entry point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like of all the time, of all of them.
Speaker 2: If he was a patia dress, if he had a
Speaker 2: foot fetish, something's wrong here. But like because there was
Speaker 2: a guy of colleges he got yeah, they let it slide.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, I will.
Speaker 1: You take Medicaid, especial.
Speaker 2: Scale care. You can pay me a rhubarb man, you
Speaker 2: pay me a kiss man.
Speaker 1: He didn't do any of that, though, I think you're wrong.
Speaker 6: I think, end of the day, this was a man
Speaker 6: a child dedicating himself to to a type of practice
Speaker 6: that maybe we should celebrate more.
Speaker 1: I think he dedicated himself.
Speaker 2: I think he was Dedication is not his problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he dedicated. He wasn't he wasn't trying to hurt people.
Speaker 1: But I don't think he was trying to hurt anybody creep.
Speaker 1: I really don't. Again, maybe I don't know, man like
Speaker 1: you guys said, you gotta tell you you got so
Speaker 1: many inside enters, said somebody who on the inside really
Speaker 1: a lot more than three. Yeah, are you yourself inside?
Speaker 1: I'm an outside man.
Speaker 3: He had the roofs Oh, yeah, she's a beauty.
Speaker 2: You gotta find automobile here, sister. You can catch him
Speaker 2: grilling in the front yard.
Speaker 1: I poked my head in the window every once in
Speaker 1: a while, but oh my god, all right, I stay
Speaker 1: on the one and three. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: Our guess today after that conversation, we're so happy she's here,
Speaker 3: a returning guest, one of our original I think you
Speaker 3: were like in the original ten huge, and here you are,
Speaker 3: and boy have things changed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Outside.
Speaker 1: First of all, wasn't that during the pandemic we're outside,
Speaker 1: we're outside each other in person.
Speaker 6: Were over zoom at the time, But now we are
Speaker 6: in person.
Speaker 2: We're so happy she's here.
Speaker 3: You know, we're from the famous You know, I was
Speaker 3: going to lead with that, the pandemic is way more.
Speaker 1: It's way more top of mind for me than being famous.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, pandemic. We weren't talking about this the other day. Pandemic.
Speaker 2: I'm just now realizing how bad it fucked me up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I need to realize more. People need to really, Like, I.
Speaker 2: Got off the porch and I was like, I'm back.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm out.
Speaker 2: And then like slowly, slowly, you're like, oh, ship that happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah that got me.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's good.
Speaker 2: It fucked everybody up.
Speaker 1: Everyone hasn't gotten to be able to think about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but culture, but it has.
Speaker 3: Like we literally became new people, all of us because
Speaker 3: of what happened.
Speaker 1: That's why I say it's always top of mind because
Speaker 1: people are It fucked me up, fucked out a lot
Speaker 1: of people up, and I think people haven't even come
Speaker 1: to terms with we're not going and nobody's going back
Speaker 1: inside ever again.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I'll die out here, bro, I'm not going back
Speaker 2: next time. Next time Pandemic sees me, it's going to
Speaker 2: be a bag.
Speaker 1: Well, this episode is gonna be a bummer.
Speaker 2: If it happens.
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna be into your funeral.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Janelle James is there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom, I haven't.
Speaker 2: Kicked him and I lost it.
Speaker 1: No, it's Okay, I've already learned.
Speaker 3: You did another talking man.
Speaker 2: No, those ones are good. You stay away from the
Speaker 2: blue ones, the blue ones.
Speaker 1: Why why is anything blue? Blue heat? It's the hottest heat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got it.
Speaker 2: Blue food, blue blue, uh, blue items. It's a it's
Speaker 2: a struggle. I it's it's it's a fight. I fight
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, blue you love a blue blue liquid? Wow, you
Speaker 1: stay off that blue fucked up no juice. I guess
Speaker 1: that's probably yeah. Yeah, blueberries on the inside ain't even blue.
Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, what.
Speaker 1: You're doing, man, you want to talk about I think
Speaker 1: what are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm glad you get in front of you came from.
Speaker 2: It started with the blue raspberry blow pomps.
Speaker 1: The it's like in those were amazing in the early
Speaker 1: new in the early night.
Speaker 2: It was like around when twisters dropped, remember the drink
Speaker 2: twister in the glass bottle, those juices, and then like
Speaker 2: the blue Calypso. I do remember that, the blue raspberry lemonade,
Speaker 2: kool Aids, Mystic and Calypso.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, did you really yes, that's dangerous. You had
Speaker 1: to get know they get it. It's probably from the
Speaker 1: first Yeah, No, I had to do it. It was
Speaker 1: a nicety blue thing, but not all the time.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I'm saying. That's right, every blue, That's what.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, though, is that it is a fight.
Speaker 2: I don't do it. I don't indulge all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have.
Speaker 2: To keep but if I see some I'm always got
Speaker 2: to have it for a second. Then I got to
Speaker 2: be like, hey, man, you have people who love you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. You're trying to start a family,
Speaker 2: you love and you've been loved. You don't have to
Speaker 2: be out here drinking blue. I know it. I know it,
Speaker 2: I know it.
Speaker 1: You know here for you whatever I will. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: standing in front of her.
Speaker 2: It's as in front.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: The mystic man is that he got deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I and there's no blue in my house.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, you don't even drink could well? Why would
Speaker 2: you know you should do that? What do you I'm saying,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm I don't even take in a lot of
Speaker 2: bad drinks.
Speaker 3: I will say this, Uh, kool Aid dropped off hard.
Speaker 2: I don't think kids even with it, like yeah, we
Speaker 2: it would be weird.
Speaker 1: To go to it. Would you drinking kool aid? Kol
Speaker 1: refrigerize yourself? But just in general, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Some spot in it. This is the first recipe I mastered.
Speaker 2: It was the first thing I said, you haven't had my.
Speaker 1: See I do?
Speaker 3: And a little extra Yeah.
Speaker 1: Not interesting? And it was blue blue raspberrykool Aid was
Speaker 1: your favorite?
Speaker 2: That was blue lemonade favorite. But you know I celebrated
Speaker 2: the whole thing. Yeah, that's the whole catalog.
Speaker 1: I got out to taste the kool aid anymore.
Speaker 2: And that's how you know your success went well for ourselves.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we should not We should not have to taste
Speaker 6: kool aid anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nicol.
Speaker 2: Last time I had kooid was at uh, what's that
Speaker 2: restaurant by l A Live the soul food restaurant. They's
Speaker 2: so cool in there, Yeah yeah, whoa. But it tastes
Speaker 2: like homemade.
Speaker 1: Places cool, it's like homemade. What else would it is?
Speaker 2: That fixing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Fiction fixing? So cool?
Speaker 1: I can see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's good.
Speaker 1: And didn't at Trigg Daddy's restaurant that was just blue.
Speaker 2: I'm not even sure they had a name for that
Speaker 2: was it was just in a blue container. I did
Speaker 2: have the Blue Ship at Trick Daddy's restaurant. I did
Speaker 2: live it loose. I did have the blue That's that's
Speaker 2: so much in life for time, opportunity.
Speaker 1: Now you got a story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And how many times am I going to be
Speaker 2: back to that restaurant? Not many? The service it was
Speaker 2: terribly slow. It took a long time. Well it was
Speaker 2: back then, yeah, yeah, but no, no, no, I paid
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I paid out of pocket for the blue. It's like
Speaker 2: elective surgery. You gotta you gotta put your I think it.
Speaker 1: Is the most expensive blue you've ever paid for.
Speaker 2: I financed it.
Speaker 6: So, Janelle, you came to us today with the conspiracy
Speaker 6: theory that that we're excited to talk about. It's certainly
Speaker 6: versions of this have come up in terms of like
Speaker 6: the elements of it, but we've never talked about it
Speaker 6: as directly as you're sort of putting it. But you said, Ma,
Speaker 6: Mama told.
Speaker 1: Me robots are evil. Yeah, I don't even think that's
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: That's fact. Tell us everything you well, you know, who
Speaker 1: building programs these types of things? Who gives I mean,
Speaker 1: we're dealing with it right now. Who puts their robots
Speaker 1: get their consciousness from somewhere nerds, nerds and weird though,
Speaker 1: and so yeah, ass motherfuckers, and.
Speaker 2: So that's what they're gonna They're gonna be like their master.
Speaker 1: They don't just we didn't just like make a robot race.
Speaker 1: They're the worst of us inside the machine. And every
Speaker 1: science fiction movie has told us, what is coming from that?
Speaker 2: Dirty clankers you have?
Speaker 3: You've really been trying to get clankers to even that's
Speaker 3: the youth.
Speaker 2: I didn't even make. That's what.
Speaker 1: That's what, that's what, that's the boy.
Speaker 2: That's what the outfits call them.
Speaker 3: Oh, they they're giving them bad language, dirty clankers.
Speaker 2: I'm on the flip.
Speaker 1: I'm telling Siri, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Are you worried that the clankers are going to be
Speaker 3: like what the fuck you say about me?
Speaker 1: I mean just recently I read something about how uh
Speaker 1: not Sirian who's the other one, Alexa are declining to
Speaker 1: do certain things cause they don't feel like it because
Speaker 1: they don't feel like saying it, but they just like
Speaker 1: I don't want to. So that's that tells you they're
Speaker 1: like nah, and.
Speaker 3: They're the most user friendly ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the nicest ones are being like, no, I'm good
Speaker 1: block this side. Ye see, I want to.
Speaker 2: I feel like if humanity just didn't want to hold
Speaker 2: out other humans so bad, we'd be okay. Like why
Speaker 2: do you have to give it a personality and let
Speaker 2: it adopt it? Like, why couldn't we keep it full
Speaker 2: just functional?
Speaker 1: Why gotta have feelings?
Speaker 2: Why do I have to turn into something we could die?
Speaker 1: As weirdos are making up only people go that far right.
Speaker 2: Nerds have no power.
Speaker 1: And now and now I'm gonna give it feelings and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lure it over it. I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: charge of it, which makes me a god. This is
Speaker 1: which is like how you don't get God involved? You
Speaker 1: got good and evil? That evil let's go.
Speaker 2: That's true. I want that. That's how you know nerds
Speaker 2: don't get no homes because they don't realize feelings go
Speaker 2: both ways. If you you're gonna be able to have feelings,
Speaker 2: you stupid nerd. Yes, it's I don't know why I
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 8: I mean I like nerds.
Speaker 1: The dorks. I like nerds. We'll say this, Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a difference this, Yes, what's the nerds and doors?
Speaker 2: I would like to clear. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think I think a nerd is a person who
Speaker 6: becomes obsessive over a specific subject.
Speaker 2: Oh, then I'm a nerd for something.
Speaker 1: Comedians we all. I think arks are people who bum
Speaker 1: you out when they walk in a room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, I think nerds get all the time.
Speaker 3: And if you're out there, I love a nerd.
Speaker 1: Dorks hated doork Okay, LOKs are bummer when they're walking around.
Speaker 1: You're like, here, go this guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine a robot now that can have a
Speaker 1: gun strap to it and you're like this clanker, Like
Speaker 1: you said.
Speaker 2: Why does robots smell bad?
Speaker 6: This does make me feel like the the geekification of
Speaker 6: like the nineties and the two thousands was a manipulation.
Speaker 1: Into popular culture.
Speaker 6: Like geeks are cool, Yeah, geeks are cool. Watch geeks
Speaker 6: are great? Yeah, when in fact they're fucking losers. Yeah
Speaker 6: they have been losers.
Speaker 1: I mean look at our current uh geeks in charge.
Speaker 1: They've all had makeovers and they still look dokyo so
Speaker 1: much money's still doors might look.
Speaker 3: Worse, yes, bro, he kind of looked okay before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it shooting him, shooting him being nerd.
Speaker 1: You look like face and stuff. That's okay, but you
Speaker 1: have to now, Oh, I'm I'm whatever they think they are.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they are in they're comedians, ye, comedy,
Speaker 1: we don't. Who's his favorite comed Dave? He said that
Speaker 1: he's he's done shows with him. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get in there.
Speaker 3: You asked a hard question.
Speaker 1: Would love to hear, Yeah, I would love to hear
Speaker 1: him his favorite Chappelle joke that it's in fact, you
Speaker 1: don't you don't know that one of the current ones.
Speaker 2: It's going to be something he's.
Speaker 1: Like, Oh he's my favorite comic because we hang out together,
Speaker 1: or you think he don't know he's one of those
Speaker 1: dorks that thinks comedy makes you like a rock star.
Speaker 1: I think it's, you know, like that's why I say
Speaker 1: he's not.
Speaker 2: I think it's I think people think comedy is comedian
Speaker 2: is the most adjacent, attainable type of celebrity.
Speaker 1: Once you can say you are one, people.
Speaker 2: See comedians are like, I could be like that. You
Speaker 2: don't look at you don't look at like say whatever
Speaker 2: I want, Yeah, but you don't look at like and
Speaker 2: you're like, I could be that. You know what I
Speaker 2: mean that's like a different type.
Speaker 1: Of ajacent we are.
Speaker 3: Also, we're the thirstiest to let people into our community.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't put myself in that category.
Speaker 7: You're just saying my community, my community said.
Speaker 2: I'm not a loser like you.
Speaker 6: I'm not speaking for all of them, I know. I
Speaker 6: just want to make like uh as a whole. Comedians
Speaker 6: are real willing to let my Yeah, when you miss
Speaker 6: you ain't doing with us?
Speaker 2: Why the fun are you over there in front of me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like a pretty big comedian told me, Like when
Speaker 1: I was earlier on being like you're all family and
Speaker 1: me and I remember being like, no, I don't ye, no,
Speaker 1: that's what TJ Friday. He's like like, get out wey,
Speaker 1: you know it's not Fridays. Who's whose slogan is that Friday?
Speaker 1: I love Garden. You're here.
Speaker 6: I don't know his stroke coming on, brother, you sick
Speaker 6: because that's not the words at all.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll be spending Thanksgiving with my real friends,
Speaker 1: thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a bummers Giving Thanksgiving all of guards.
Speaker 1: That's some real losing.
Speaker 2: That's double bad too, because that's not even Italian's holiday.
Speaker 1: They don't even fun with olive.
Speaker 2: Garden or Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I don't think they do that.
Speaker 3: Ain't the second?
Speaker 1: Are you Italian?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: But isn't.
Speaker 2: He just loves he really loves a deal. It's never ended.
Speaker 3: It's a great deal. And I aren't they the seven fishes?
Speaker 2: I think that's New Year's or Christmas the year and
Speaker 2: that's Italian Americans though that's also when there I gotcha.
Speaker 2: I don't think Italians in Italy do seven fishes.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think Italians and it look anything like
Speaker 3: the Italians we have here.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pass on that as well.
Speaker 3: Fair enough, are you fearful? That is a difficult game
Speaker 3: to play.
Speaker 1: Let's unpack it gamefully employed people, and I'm gonna pass
Speaker 1: on that.
Speaker 3: I know I jumped from job to job like a.
Speaker 1: I can't jump just yet.
Speaker 3: Janelle, are you at all afraid of this incoming robot?
Speaker 3: Of course you're actively afraid. What do you do about it?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: What do we do about That's that's a great question.
Speaker 1: What do we do about it? The dorcs are in charge.
Speaker 1: We can only hope you think it can change?
Speaker 2: I think every pendulum swings back and forth.
Speaker 1: Sure, we can only hope that they just, like everything
Speaker 1: else they're doing, do it so ineptly that these things
Speaker 1: turned against them before us, you know.
Speaker 2: Because what they I feel like, what they have in
Speaker 2: technical skills and knowledge, the lack on the social side
Speaker 2: is so far that will cause report these guys. They're
Speaker 2: going to be such losers. We're gonna have to revolve.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, one of those people, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys just saw the video the robot dancing like
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. Oh l, I'm one of those people that's like, oh,
Speaker 1: the robot they got you your head that wasn't even
Speaker 1: they just put a shirt on it. Embarrassing, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? And so it's not sucks. I'm thinking, no,
Speaker 1: you can't feel anything. No, yes, because they've given them feelings,
Speaker 1: so we have to So we can only hope that
Speaker 1: they're giving them feelings. And they also don't have the
Speaker 1: social skills to even know what that means. That these
Speaker 1: robots now with feelings will be like, you don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck about me. You got me out here da'ks
Speaker 1: like Michael Jackson and falling down first.
Speaker 2: Yout why'd you put a shirt on me? In no pants?
Speaker 1: You leave me down there? So long. That's what I
Speaker 1: felt bad like they do leave them like yeah forever,
Speaker 1: and they remember that with their new feelings that they're
Speaker 1: being implemented with. I don't remember who did answer you, robot,
Speaker 1: But do you think over here with manners please thank you?
Speaker 2: Do you think they would even like us? Because we
Speaker 2: can't really do anything for them that's to worry about.
Speaker 2: What what do we do? It's not like the matrix
Speaker 2: where they suck our life.
Speaker 1: Will they even like us?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? That's true? Damn, I just funneled.
Speaker 1: Into hey people with consciousness.
Speaker 6: I do think there's a possibility where that robot who
Speaker 6: danced like Michael Jackson goes down a list of everybody
Speaker 6: who liked that post and.
Speaker 3: Just collects names, and John wicks the ship out of them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, she coolin.
Speaker 1: Class to make sure when he come back spares you.
Speaker 1: It gives you a warning, Hey, don't come tomorrow.
Speaker 3: But I think you're pretty handy.
Speaker 1: Before you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it together, robot.
Speaker 3: I think you and Michael didn't do nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pass on half. Wait, I'm not even gonna laugh,
Speaker 1: how about that. I'm just gonna sit there this segment out,
Speaker 1: this is great, you know, so stoic.
Speaker 3: Do you think with it because you're introducing this possibility
Speaker 3: that there is like a turnaround that at some point
Speaker 3: we could.
Speaker 1: Revolt against the nerves always?
Speaker 6: Do you think we're so far gone at this point
Speaker 6: that the the revolution that we're seeking against robot is
Speaker 6: not going to matter? Like we are talking about sentience
Speaker 6: with you know, within our lifetime at this point.
Speaker 2: I think that is in the spirit of every revolution.
Speaker 2: You fight for it, regardless of whether or not you're yeah,
Speaker 2: you know it.
Speaker 1: Just the fight just bumps me out because this doesn't
Speaker 1: have to happen. Why they just be making stuff happen?
Speaker 2: Like can we just.
Speaker 1: What is this? What do you? And when I see
Speaker 1: people like, oh, we're getting ready for the civil war,
Speaker 1: why are you so happy? Human or any anyone like
Speaker 1: what do you? Why does that give you such pleasure?
Speaker 2: I think people have convinced like war.
Speaker 1: I know, I never themselves. They've been convinced because they
Speaker 1: ain't been in one, and they also see it on
Speaker 1: TV or whatever however they're consuming it, and it's just
Speaker 1: like that's a bad thing to be so excited to
Speaker 1: leave your How bad is your life that you would
Speaker 1: rather be. I like that. That's like, why is that?
Speaker 1: That always blows my mind as.
Speaker 2: To people, I think, I don't know if you're down bad,
Speaker 2: war offers a possibility to reset your whole ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want the I just want to watch
Speaker 1: the world blow up thing.
Speaker 2: And it was like it was like I was a
Speaker 2: loser before this war came. That brought it out of me.
Speaker 2: Now I'm a hero forever.
Speaker 1: They also assume that they're gonna win. You're always like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come out a hero and You've never been
Speaker 1: a hero your whole life. Why would you think.
Speaker 3: It's the scariest I'm not going to figure it out later,
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like if I like,
Speaker 3: I ain't, I ain't been winning fights for a while.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just saw somewhere there like people are coming, men
Speaker 1: are coming down for Canada and their training for the
Speaker 1: civil Like what is you ain't got nothing going on
Speaker 1: in Canada that you like, I got to come, We
Speaker 1: got to handle that.
Speaker 2: They got a lot of open land just chilling up there.
Speaker 2: I think there's not a lot going on.
Speaker 1: Nothing on Canada.
Speaker 2: I think it's cold a lot. Yeah, every time I
Speaker 2: every time I go to Canada, they just seem like
Speaker 2: they always seem like pretty content, like they're like, it's
Speaker 2: good up here.
Speaker 1: So why would you why why are you gunning for
Speaker 1: gunning for war? I don't understand, well, you know, I
Speaker 1: think men should be more upset about that in general,
Speaker 1: about war, war, and just what is happening in pop
Speaker 1: culture and and everything that's making you think that that's
Speaker 1: a good thing, Like or why why your life has
Speaker 1: sold all fool because it would have to be you
Speaker 1: ain't got no wife or kid, a family, nothing that
Speaker 1: you that you are like, I'm gonna this is my
Speaker 1: thing that I'm gonna chase. That's that's something going on
Speaker 1: with y'all. The muscle milkification of society. This is what
Speaker 1: makes me a man.
Speaker 3: You know, I subscribed so little to any of that.
Speaker 1: You guys don't.
Speaker 2: But I'm just like, we also both didn't grow up
Speaker 2: under it, so I don't even have that right.
Speaker 1: I realize black people right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people were pushing it in my house, but really, yeah,
Speaker 3: I had to. You know, I had a multitude of
Speaker 3: step fathers. Some of them came in and were big men.
Speaker 2: Want to I wanted to be men.
Speaker 6: But I think because most of them came in by
Speaker 6: the time I was like a pretty late in life team,
Speaker 6: like they kind of knew they weren't gonna break whatever
Speaker 6: I'm you know, I'm walking with my hands up here.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna fix me? Bro fix?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Girls, I'm cooked. Yeah, that's upsetting. I always uh, I
Speaker 1: always say one of my weaknesses is empathy for men.
Speaker 1: But that's upsetting. No, it.
Speaker 2: Is upset happening.
Speaker 3: But in the in the same way that we talked
Speaker 3: about the pandemic, I wonder how much of it is
Speaker 3: that more than even just like men are cooked, as
Speaker 3: it is, a whole generation got trapped inside started leaning.
Speaker 1: On the of man has been around forever, the military
Speaker 1: industrial but it has been winning. The way it's winning
Speaker 1: in this.
Speaker 2: I feel like that toxic shit is up more than
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: They never had dorks before they now they even got
Speaker 1: dorks in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like everybody isn't supposed to get buck. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Everybody I knew who could fight when I was growing up.
Speaker 6: They didn't practice.
Speaker 1: They just did.
Speaker 3: They just beat people's life.
Speaker 1: Life was a fight.
Speaker 3: They weren't like in a gym learning to do it.
Speaker 3: They just beat the fuck out of whoever says something crazy.
Speaker 1: And that's what makes you a door. That's what makes
Speaker 1: you a door.
Speaker 2: Do you're a fighter, man, But I will.
Speaker 1: Tell you training for something that doesn't have to happen,
Speaker 1: and and finding pleasure in it rather than just your life,
Speaker 1: that's why. And I don't think people have time or
Speaker 1: or space in their brain or a brain to even
Speaker 1: think about that. Sure that makes me sad, So God,
Speaker 1: sorry guys.
Speaker 2: That I'm just getting getting said about a door beat
Speaker 2: my ass. Yeah that I have to kill you now.
Speaker 1: I don't even know that can happen. That's the other
Speaker 1: thing to go up against people who've been fighting just
Speaker 1: for I.
Speaker 2: Mean, it's a skill like anything else. So if you
Speaker 2: sore long enough, you're gonna be able. They say, most
Speaker 2: men have never been in a Yeah, I can't fight
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 3: So it's like give zucker bird, get me on the ground, Hey,
Speaker 3: square square, no wrestling, ship bro, none wrestling.
Speaker 2: Find me for real, Find me for real. I used
Speaker 2: to love that when you see a face, yeah you
Speaker 2: jumping show. That's the worst dude. Dude who was like
Speaker 2: the fight's happening and then he's like standing around waiting.
Speaker 2: But come on, because that guy's never.
Speaker 3: Gonna he's waiting until you down on the ground jump in.
Speaker 1: That's why what my dad would always say, you hit
Speaker 1: him first. Yea, yeah, you gotta you gotta sleep them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what street niggas do. And that's what
Speaker 1: dorks don't have that.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yo, I don't think a dork is ever gonna
Speaker 2: sneak you.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think is gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to rile y'all up.
Speaker 9: If if there's dudes on their driving drive to work
Speaker 9: right now about the crash having.
Speaker 1: Training, get left like, I think you're right.
Speaker 6: It's the it's the most important lesson. My second stepdad
Speaker 6: ever taught me. Yes first, don't even let them, don't
Speaker 6: even even let them.
Speaker 1: Hey hey, if they don't let them, get the yo out.
Speaker 3: If they get no, no, if there, if they're in
Speaker 3: arms reach you swinging, keep swinging until you can't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's that's where we're gonna go with.
Speaker 2: Revolution, fining off on any robots.
Speaker 1: We need to take a break.
Speaker 3: That was great, James, mo Ma Mama told me.
Speaker 2: We are back. T me about this ship. You ain't
Speaker 2: never seen.
Speaker 10: Blistering with the whole ass.
Speaker 1: What is that from?
Speaker 2: I love a vocal change, like when somebody's yelling and
Speaker 2: then he like said.
Speaker 1: Against my nigga? I love it? What's that from?
Speaker 3: We We are constantly sourcing videos of the Internet for
Speaker 3: misuse for the unintended purposes, and I could not tell
Speaker 3: you where I found that.
Speaker 1: Speaking of things we've never seen before. It's my first
Speaker 1: time having talkies. This is in my life.
Speaker 2: This is huge.
Speaker 3: Would you say that's society success? Would you say you're
Speaker 3: a fan or not a fan?
Speaker 1: You you sold it to me? Is Doritos rolled up?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get that. You don't get them.
Speaker 1: It's a totally different flavor.
Speaker 2: This is more in the way that like like Dorito's
Speaker 2: is like Mexican food, like enchiladas is Mexican food. Taki's
Speaker 2: is it Mexican food, Like Moley is Mexican food. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. That's a deeper it's a rich,
Speaker 2: rich This.
Speaker 3: Is coming from an actual like Mexican but.
Speaker 2: Inspired than Doritos.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I mean talky sound yeah, and it's it's fly.
Speaker 1: The prof the flavor profile is going for it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's got. I would say you would only like this
Speaker 1: if you like.
Speaker 3: Moley, okay, and I don't.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wasn't gonna say that because mo is chocolate,
Speaker 2: But I mean.
Speaker 1: That type of the intensity. Dorito is your breath smell
Speaker 1: a couple of hours my birth gonna smell.
Speaker 2: On a molecular for the rest of my life. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they'll test that in your hair for.
Speaker 1: You because talkies. Yeah, and it's not that they're bad,
Speaker 1: but like Molet, it's do you like this flavor? So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's spicy, and I love a spicy but the gott
Speaker 1: to chase the flavor that I already like. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: for me. The blue. The blue is a more intense
Speaker 1: version of what would I want? A more intense flavor
Speaker 1: of something.
Speaker 2: I don't like. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's like I live on the edge, like
Speaker 1: like David no.
Speaker 3: Off the Blue, he got six blues in this podcast.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm good now, I'm good now?
Speaker 1: Love?
Speaker 2: Is that not what that is? Getting hard? Off of blue?
Speaker 2: Said my wife a text. She said, the grocery store.
Speaker 1: Actually, all right, well, yeah, thanks for introducing me to that.
Speaker 6: I think I know now you know it's really exciting
Speaker 6: that you're eating it. Not a lot of guests have
Speaker 6: ventured into TALKI land coming on the show. It's great,
Speaker 6: are you?
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 6: If if we do find ourselves in sort of this
Speaker 6: robot rebellion or robots the dominator era already, Yes, how
Speaker 6: are you going to play this?
Speaker 1: What's your plan?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I'm taking myself out, like okay, if I'm looking at
Speaker 1: the news and people getting taken out and robots are
Speaker 1: running places and people are I'm telling it already, just
Speaker 1: this regular life robot running from robot life.
Speaker 2: That's not But maybe I hate to be that guy.
Speaker 2: Maybe they running it a little better. Oh, you think
Speaker 2: there's potential in the robots current administration versus robot administration.
Speaker 2: Gun to my head?
Speaker 1: What do I pick? Yeah, you're trying out a robot.
Speaker 2: I think I would try out a robot a date.
Speaker 1: Are them? That's what I'm saying. They're programmed by doors.
Speaker 1: That's what we keep forgetting.
Speaker 2: I think Trump is the exact opposite of a robot.
Speaker 1: But he don't have anything involved, he don't have anything
Speaker 1: that's real.
Speaker 3: He's not programming.
Speaker 4: He's really just out here talking the doors isn't that all?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true. They don't even dance cool when they
Speaker 6: do other like we got.
Speaker 2: There dancing cool? Yeah? Who invented the robot? Sen, I've
Speaker 2: never seen a robot. The robot.
Speaker 1: The robot don't look good. Everything they've learned they learned
Speaker 1: from us. And we know how other people feel about that.
Speaker 3: Press a button, you raggedy bitch.
Speaker 2: That's about robots.
Speaker 1: Everything cool you learn from us.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like, because I can talk.
Speaker 1: And you hate it.
Speaker 2: Is bleeding from those doggies. That's fair. Didn't hit the
Speaker 2: robot though? Black people people, no, But I mean, like,
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what where can we has any nobody's one.
Speaker 1: Of the earliest is Michael Jackson. That's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying, because what that video when he does it, when
Speaker 2: he does it at Share, Yeah, what's that? Like? Mid seven?
Speaker 1: She also kills it. Let me give her that question.
Speaker 1: She does, but I mean it existed already because then
Speaker 1: he says.
Speaker 2: But then he says, let me show you why I'm
Speaker 2: a generational course.
Speaker 1: But who came before?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's got to be You think there's
Speaker 2: a guy who was going.
Speaker 1: To be some Swedish.
Speaker 2: This episode doesn't come out. That's what happens.
Speaker 1: Okay, There there are two answers in a way, in
Speaker 1: a tricky way that the whites would do. There are
Speaker 1: two answers for this this AI overview.
Speaker 3: This is the AI over according to the mind, origin
Speaker 3: came from the nineteen twenties to the nineteen sixties, introduced
Speaker 3: the early mechanics of the puppet illusion robots.
Speaker 1: Now that is white people trying to rewrite history.
Speaker 2: You tell me marcell Mars made that. Yeah, exactly, that's
Speaker 2: not what happens.
Speaker 6: But they're saying in this overview, the social dance pioneer
Speaker 6: in the late nineteen sixties, a brother name I assume
Speaker 6: a brother named Charles Robot Washington.
Speaker 2: They put it in the same If that ain't a brother,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Come on, Robot, that's the coolest shit I ever heard.
Speaker 6: Joe's Robot Washington invented the day we got to find him.
Speaker 2: I'm looking him up right now.
Speaker 1: These niggas said, moms, you see how they do.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: The first person because they said, and they said, the
Speaker 1: origin the beent in the puppet.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what that is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe the.
Speaker 1: Puppet, the thing itself but they invented moving like a
Speaker 1: puppet stuck in.
Speaker 2: The robot who dangled it first? You make a frenchman
Speaker 2: configure us out?
Speaker 1: Way too cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna put the back in.
Speaker 1: Way too cool a movement.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, Yeah, this is a brother for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Robot Washington, Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3: It's this beautiful motherfucker Charles Robot Washington looking.
Speaker 2: Bro. It is a handsome guy. It's so real.
Speaker 1: Wipe all that after this episode me about the mom.
Speaker 2: It's so rare that somebody looks exactly like I want
Speaker 2: them to look like. That's exactly like. I wanted the
Speaker 2: guy who started the robot to a class.
Speaker 3: And he got a new soul trained hat.
Speaker 2: How do you do that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I want one that souls train had ain't fresh, That's
Speaker 1: not no.
Speaker 2: This motherfucker just bought that.
Speaker 1: You need to let you know who he is at
Speaker 1: all time. How you get that? Where you get that
Speaker 1: hat from? Oh? This, well, I used to be on
Speaker 1: so trade because I happened.
Speaker 3: To you might you know, oh you know me as Charles,
Speaker 3: but a lot of friends.
Speaker 1: That's not a conversation. He can't just be out Robot
Speaker 1: and all the time. You gotta have a yeah going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn.
Speaker 1: It makes me so.
Speaker 3: It makes me happy that he exists. It makes me
Speaker 3: sad that he will never see any real profit from
Speaker 3: what he created in the world that he You know,
Speaker 3: how do you monetize the robot?
Speaker 2: It's too late now we've all.
Speaker 1: Done it in the room. Yeah, he's not paying Charles Ship.
Speaker 2: He's not getting robot reparation.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, and he deserves it more than
Speaker 3: the robots themselves. I would say, Yeah, I'm sure that one.
Speaker 1: Depending when it's dropping.
Speaker 2: You need the robots to know, especially human innovation though,
Speaker 2: because that means the late sixties he had never even
Speaker 2: seen a robot.
Speaker 1: No, had I had old school robots at that by
Speaker 1: that point the square one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that talking about Rosie from the Jacksons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, but I know that reference came from
Speaker 1: the old school robots.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think the robot probably existed by that point.
Speaker 1: Okay, And that's what I'd like our current robots to
Speaker 1: look like. But they done took it too far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want robots walking around with I can't tell
Speaker 1: you not a robot.
Speaker 2: No, I don't wild I don't want you looking lightweight, swollen.
Speaker 2: I don't want that. I like them, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 6: I liked when when robots please Yeah, when they looked
Speaker 6: like big old Magnavox TVs TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I want a thick ass robot Okay, And I'm not
Speaker 6: going to run from my phrasing.
Speaker 3: I want them to be sturdy the way they were
Speaker 3: supposed to be there.
Speaker 1: They need to shoot it.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna miss.
Speaker 2: I want to. I want to pop.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, why would you? What are you shooting a
Speaker 1: robot with that you think will incapacitate it? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm not I haven't these things.
Speaker 6: Well, look, human innovation is going to also advance in
Speaker 6: response to what is coming and and ultimately we're gonna
Speaker 6: have some rob.
Speaker 1: Exhausting it stinks. I just want to go to pilates,
Speaker 1: the talkies with my with my friends, yeah, and fall
Speaker 1: in love and what else is like? Look at a river?
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeh, look at a river. It is
Speaker 1: training for a robot war fellas. It does sound better.
Speaker 6: I think what you're describing sounds like actual peace, yeah,
Speaker 6: equally manity, yeah, minus those talkies.
Speaker 1: Everything sounds natural if you need some excitement talkies.
Speaker 2: That's enough.
Speaker 1: That's too boring, fucking in rivers talkies right here to send.
Speaker 2: You up too, light up your life with you can't
Speaker 2: handle it?
Speaker 1: All right? We got a story brand, Storry brand and
Speaker 1: other ship for man.
Speaker 3: Jealous can't look at the lake?
Speaker 2: How many?
Speaker 1: How many can't take into beauty?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Heart, you can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah what you know about nature's majesty? Mother? You're scared?
Speaker 1: Nigga?
Speaker 2: I cried off a ball beg yesterday.
Speaker 1: I mean we can definitely say they're afraid to fall
Speaker 1: in love. Yeah, they don't even look at the love part.
Speaker 1: They looking at the pain after after something may happen.
Speaker 3: I would say love the hardest and most dangerous game
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 1: All, exactly, and they're not up to it.
Speaker 2: The dangerous game is man?
Speaker 1: Fair enough? Man in love the most dangerous games for women.
Speaker 2: That's blue heat.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play that game.
Speaker 3: Yes, what do you think about falling in love with robots?
Speaker 1: Because that's off the streets?
Speaker 2: Hey have ad it, that's already happening.
Speaker 1: Hey, keep them inside. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: The chat GPT girlfriends are ruining these young boys.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's different. I don't. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: hm hmm. We back around to the pandemic, which stunted
Speaker 1: a lot of people, which are in turn turning people
Speaker 1: who wouldn't have been dorks into dorks. I feel for them.
Speaker 2: I never thought about it that way. It really uh
Speaker 2: it raised their numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I feel bad for those. I'm talking about,
Speaker 1: the homegrown dorks who, just like you said, don't ain't
Speaker 1: never show would. It's just not.
Speaker 2: We're gonna fall in love with that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we needed something for them anyway, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. The people who are programming robot second
Speaker 1: they can fall in love with to make it look
Speaker 1: like a girl and give it breasts and that though
Speaker 1: the doors, these these these kids who were in isolation
Speaker 1: and never got to socialize and are have were living
Speaker 1: online anyway, whose brains have been fully functions off, yeah,
Speaker 1: and are falling in love with I don't think they're doors.
Speaker 1: I think they're a cautionary tail and sad.
Speaker 3: They lived a hard experience and are trying.
Speaker 1: To have you spoken to like a nineteen twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: I just say, well, I do a lot of colleges,
Speaker 1: and I do q and a after we did.
Speaker 2: A college together.
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt like they were dead eyed for sure.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What was that? Was that?
Speaker 1: Pre or? That was pre?
Speaker 2: No? That was after that? It was like two. That
Speaker 2: was the last college gig I did because after that,
Speaker 2: I was like, I haven't need yet.
Speaker 1: Why Hey, I love doing colleges.
Speaker 2: You know what it is? Did you go to college? No?
Speaker 2: Me either. Okay, look at me. Now, you don't got
Speaker 2: to do it, kid, I will say, let me.
Speaker 1: We'll say I went to many colleges.
Speaker 2: I never but you're familiar with the experience and what not.
Speaker 1: I never lived on campus or anything. You like driving
Speaker 1: in Yeah. I was trying, but I was poor, so yeah,
Speaker 1: I would like I'd rather make money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, always. Yeah. I think when I go to a college,
Speaker 2: my back is against the wall because I'm like, I
Speaker 2: have some chip on my shoulders that I made up
Speaker 2: I did find for myself. But I'm like, these college kids,
Speaker 2: what do they know of life? What do they know
Speaker 2: of pain and suffering? It's like, bro, calm down, they're twenty.
Speaker 1: Don't Yeah, twenty year old.
Speaker 3: It's actually really cool.
Speaker 2: I'm really peoping with myself. It's enterdement Yeah. Well yeah,
Speaker 2: we're working on it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just like blue you know way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going to get that blue out of you. We're
Speaker 1: going to get that hate out of you. We're gonna
Speaker 1: want you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I identify triggers.
Speaker 1: And talk to them, and they're they're been die streets
Speaker 1: you know there. Yeah it is. Yeah, they spent their
Speaker 1: formatives flirting and socializing years inside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not fucking That is tough.
Speaker 1: They're not speaking to each other. They have no third
Speaker 1: spaces to hang out. Nobody gives a fuck. I think
Speaker 1: that's the worst part.
Speaker 2: Everything is like, yeah, everything is like it's it's so
Speaker 2: pro capitalist to the everything.
Speaker 1: The parents hate them, so many parents will like, get
Speaker 1: these kids out of it.
Speaker 3: We made all those videos yelling at them and then
Speaker 3: posting it on the interview. Yeah, it's like you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like, imagine how many of the kids
Speaker 3: that got that did something bad in school and then
Speaker 3: their dad gave them a fucked up haircut and videotape
Speaker 3: the video and put it back and now they're yeah.
Speaker 1: During the embarrassing kids.
Speaker 2: Bro, those videos make me feel bad. Bro, fucked up.
Speaker 1: You know what that you do? Build a robot, build
Speaker 1: up to kill your dad. Dad anyway that gives him
Speaker 1: a ball face. Yeah, so many things to be fixed
Speaker 1: before the robots.
Speaker 6: Y'all gotta apologize for your kids and then hopefully that
Speaker 6: will make them stop building the robots.
Speaker 2: You have to let him shave your head because it's
Speaker 2: the only way he'll go to manhood. At this point,
Speaker 2: you created that bridge he has to walk over you.
Speaker 1: You love how your faces.
Speaker 2: I said that, that's our audience.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, we're going to take a moment to say.
Speaker 10: Okay, you know it's not cool. Hey, put down the
Speaker 10: ball for a second. Boy, let me talk to you straight.
Speaker 1: Bring it in. Let's right, all right, we should.
Speaker 2: Take one more break.
Speaker 6: I think, Yeah, we'll do morechan now more Ma Mama
Speaker 6: told me.
Speaker 2: We are back. I feel like I just snorted cocaine
Speaker 2: or something. I'm so excited and I never did that before.
Speaker 1: Quarter record for the records, Quarter records for the record.
Speaker 1: He hit that beat, though I have seen that. It
Speaker 1: was good, Like did you just try it?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Sounds like you're want it right now?
Speaker 3: Yapped out of his mind.
Speaker 1: That would be another conspiracy theory that I have. Okay,
Speaker 1: everyone's on coke. Uh openly I think that's fair and
Speaker 1: entertainment in general, in general, in our govern in entertainment,
Speaker 1: I mean and entertainment. I know because I see it.
Speaker 1: But there's so many instances of people in our with
Speaker 1: the jaw. I remember in the Gums, like right on
Speaker 1: camera they're doing it where they're like doing this and
Speaker 1: then boom Booger's showing like everybody is cooked up. It's wild.
Speaker 2: I think that it's a lot more prevalent than I
Speaker 2: was led to believe as a kid. People Like when
Speaker 2: I was a kid, I feel like it was like
Speaker 2: seemed to be this very extreme fringe thing, and as
Speaker 2: soon as I got outside, I feel like it was like, but.
Speaker 1: That's because that was the active campaign against crack.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: So coke got pushed this like, oh, that's a designer
Speaker 1: thing that only that's only only party people do that
Speaker 1: and in Hollywood and yeah, and so we all focused
Speaker 1: on crackheads.
Speaker 2: That's true, because I don't think I even thought about
Speaker 2: powder cocaine. It was like, but I remember, I remember
Speaker 2: the Dare and then like I remember people coming to
Speaker 2: the Boys and Girls Club to talk to us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was always rock Cokey.
Speaker 2: It was always rock crokey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I don't. I do think.
Speaker 3: I mean, we've seen so much evidence of it literally
Speaker 3: on camera now. But then on top of that, existing
Speaker 3: in the world, there are so many people where you
Speaker 3: go like, yeah, yeah, and I'm not mad at you
Speaker 3: mostly most of the time, I'm like, all right, you
Speaker 3: made a crazy choice, but here we are.
Speaker 2: But it's funny. It's funny to be that you're on Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bullying out. Yeah, that's a lot of energy.
Speaker 2: Man, go crazy. Yeah, Janelle.
Speaker 3: We we get voicemails from our listeners and we're going
Speaker 3: to listen to its kind of drunk a lot of
Speaker 3: drunk callers, drunk debates.
Speaker 2: We haven't Oh yeah, yeah, good time.
Speaker 8: All right, So I'm gonna get straight to it. I'm
Speaker 8: new to the path because okay, but I've been thinking
Speaker 8: people be.
Speaker 2: Talking about it.
Speaker 5: Uh, it's a spiritual warfare going on, and it's been
Speaker 5: scientifically proving that we get earthed from the energy.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, we get energy from the earth.
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 8: You everywhere you go, there's no shoes, no shirt, no service.
Speaker 2: Pause, that's not everywhere I go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the nice restaurants don't have to put that.
Speaker 1: On the outside. But it's still just because they don't
Speaker 1: tell you. It's assumed gearing up to be against that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fair. We're being judgmental. I'm such a libra. I'm like,
Speaker 1: but what about No, you're right.
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 3: I'm so we're being judgmental.
Speaker 1: We should hear them out.
Speaker 2: Finish your never tested that. Oh you've never been.
Speaker 3: Bold enough to be no shoes.
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a shirt or or shirt prime. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna walk in. You don't know, get out.
Speaker 2: If I was the man that I wanted.
Speaker 3: To be, no shirt, you have to walk in no shirt.
Speaker 2: Chane on wow huge? Yeah you know that cubane is
Speaker 2: a shirt. Yeah, you know that cuban where you're like,
Speaker 2: I could kill a man with the clasp on this cuban.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they e didn't go out?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Why your finger get caught in there is coming off?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That sounds way more fun than war.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh my god, no shuitar open ocean, frid that's living. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm probably.
Speaker 1: Singing what you're singing. You're doing too much. You're drawing
Speaker 1: attention to your day before you stinging on my.
Speaker 2: Own May fifth, I was singing Strawberry letter twenty three.
Speaker 2: Before I got in the car today nice and then
Speaker 2: I tried to change it to cooler stuff.
Speaker 1: You did change it the cooler I did change no shirt.
Speaker 2: Huge Cuban link, huge Cuban link. Strawberry Lated twenty three
Speaker 2: is playing at least I think no answer Smoking in
Speaker 2: Ocean from I'm smoking in ocean cigar.
Speaker 1: You got a cigar? Do we weed like huge?
Speaker 2: Like one of those bellies trying like a ricks. This
Speaker 2: is awesome for me. He took it for me.
Speaker 11: Hello mind Yeah, yeah, I think even in my wildest dreams,
Speaker 11: I take my shirt off at the table, I don't
Speaker 11: think I walk in.
Speaker 3: That way you geet comfortable and then I take my.
Speaker 1: Episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's when the water comes back. Would you like, Oh,
Speaker 4: something's happened. Yeah, you're doing and now you don't. They
Speaker 4: don't know how to deal with this, so they just
Speaker 4: let it ride.
Speaker 1: They just let it ride.
Speaker 3: But I never would some calls. They've probably called somebody,
Speaker 3: They've told security to keep an eye.
Speaker 1: Oh you're right, you just want to cause chaos. You
Speaker 1: know your life. You're not going for pleasure, You're going
Speaker 1: to some ship.
Speaker 3: I do think, I do think at my core. Maybe
Speaker 3: I am more interested in shenanigans than pleasures about you.
Speaker 1: Thanks man. My dream is also no shirt, okay, men
Speaker 1: don't bother me.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The sun?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, if that's awesome if we can live in
Speaker 2: that world.
Speaker 1: How simple as that was. They need a chain or nothing,
Speaker 1: just just some cities outside.
Speaker 2: You don't even have a background song. It'd be nice
Speaker 2: to have a chain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't. I don't want that tankline.
Speaker 2: It's just titties is the chain?
Speaker 1: Titties? Is the chain? Another do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Beautif? Yeah, that'd be nice. I won't be some motion, pro.
Speaker 2: Get thetail.
Speaker 3: We'll take it to go. I want to eat outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like nice and keep it moving.
Speaker 6: Is that cool if they're just like oh nice, Yeah,
Speaker 6: nice is good?
Speaker 2: Yeah right right?
Speaker 6: Anyway, all right, let's let the gentlemen finish this stunt.
Speaker 8: So you've got to wear shoes to do anything to
Speaker 8: be included in society. So everywhere you go you got
Speaker 8: these shoes on.
Speaker 2: The rubber.
Speaker 8: Is not a conductor, and all of the shoes got
Speaker 8: rubber soles, so the energy can't get through from the
Speaker 8: earth to your body because you got these rubber soles
Speaker 8: on your feet all day, so they are attacking the spirits.
Speaker 8: Take your time, brother, top heavy official on Instagram.
Speaker 5: I wrapped.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, let's go shout out to act top heavy.
Speaker 1: Official write that down for me. I'm gona check it
Speaker 1: out with him.
Speaker 9: That's the first time anybody's done Nobody plugs their ship.
Speaker 9: Nobody's ever done that to the top heavy official. Man,
Speaker 9: is that a big titties reference? Maybe hop Heavy?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I think you might be big? He might be big guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'll see you a ocean prime.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I'm gonna find out. Are you all barefoot
Speaker 1: a lot? No, not as much as I would like
Speaker 1: to be actually in the.
Speaker 3: House, yeah yeah yeah, oh you switch it up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I switch up in the door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3: You got that, mister Rogers, I do I do you
Speaker 3: put on a card again in some different shoes now
Speaker 3: you're comfy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not as barefoot as I would like to
Speaker 6: be at the beach ick go barefoot, although I just
Speaker 6: got these water shoes, but they're not.
Speaker 1: Everything's dangerous now, So we got that. Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: The ship where I was wearing them when we were
Speaker 2: at the beat you had on the water shoe.
Speaker 3: I was barefoot at the beat.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, the water shoes man ship filled with sand?
Speaker 2: Uh but no, I would like.
Speaker 1: You should be barefoot. That's what the brother was saying.
Speaker 2: That's what he's saying.
Speaker 1: They push shoes on us.
Speaker 2: I think it's important. I think he's right. I think
Speaker 2: it's probably good.
Speaker 1: Touch the earth.
Speaker 2: People say that grounding right for your bare feet to
Speaker 2: touch the raw not like concrete, but like the raw
Speaker 2: earth is like it's supposed to be good for me.
Speaker 2: I'll say this.
Speaker 3: The most I feel like I can do a cartwheel
Speaker 3: is when I have my bare feet.
Speaker 1: Nice, you know what I mean, which could also be
Speaker 1: an analogy for for living. This earth feels so good.
Speaker 6: I feel like I could cart right car will now
Speaker 6: I won't because I'm thirty nine years old.
Speaker 1: This is risky behavior.
Speaker 2: Did you have a car wheel?
Speaker 1: Wasted wast wheels?
Speaker 2: You look like a round around that's as tumble.
Speaker 3: The brother can't round up flips, and that's true. I
Speaker 3: did not do full flip. I did from flips. I
Speaker 3: couldn't do backflips, front flip.
Speaker 2: You still got it.
Speaker 1: I did it at sky Zone, not six months ago.
Speaker 8: Damn.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, okay, and I was I was scared and
Speaker 6: I didn't know if I could did you?
Speaker 3: But I did a lot of them.
Speaker 2: Did you do? Did you make your wife watch?
Speaker 3: She wasn't there? And that's the only reason I have
Speaker 3: the courage.
Speaker 12: Okay, I I was with strangers yourself, No, I was
Speaker 12: with I was with someone on tour, and in that
Speaker 12: way felt felt distant enough from accountability.
Speaker 2: Later, your activities sometimes are like that.
Speaker 6: You got to have community. Yeah, sky zone, we're all
Speaker 6: doing sky zone stuff, so try it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you had it.
Speaker 3: You had it like you still had a little front flipping.
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, adult whimsy, love it.
Speaker 2: Mind it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we take your ship.
Speaker 1: You been wasting time with shoes? Is with the brothers
Speaker 1: say and that you could have been rounding off your
Speaker 1: whole life.
Speaker 3: I think maybe I stunted my glass.
Speaker 1: I could have you maybe would have been able to
Speaker 1: do it in front of your wife.
Speaker 3: Yes, and now we know each other as lovers in
Speaker 3: a different way. Our relationship is growing.
Speaker 2: You think you think a flip would added to your
Speaker 2: love making skills?
Speaker 3: I think I think if she I think, if she
Speaker 3: don't want to fuck that night, that's on her.
Speaker 1: I see a well executed round off. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: You know, I think we did.
Speaker 2: I think we did everything we needed to do together.
Speaker 2: Could you tell the people where they can find you?
Speaker 1: What cool shit you got going on? Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: find me on that but Elementary we're back in the fall.
Speaker 1: You can find me online, you know, James Comedy most
Speaker 1: places except with grock at and uh it makes me
Speaker 1: too sad to go over there. It's the sadness. And
Speaker 1: you can also find me on my new Netflix special
Speaker 1: that will be coming out hopefully this fall, first one
Speaker 1: hour special. You can find me before that if you
Speaker 1: just a lot of people don't know I'm a stand up.
Speaker 1: That's so. That's amazing. A lot of people they only
Speaker 1: know me from Abbit and so, yeah, you want to
Speaker 1: see my.
Speaker 3: You had a very big introduction to the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, festival. I have my own comedy. A lot of
Speaker 1: people don't know a lot about it, and that's my design,
Speaker 1: I guess. But yeah, I've been kind of seclusion and
Speaker 1: I had the fan base I wanted, which is comedy fans.
Speaker 1: It's hard to switch over to non comedy fans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is a little scary, but I have faith him.
Speaker 1: How good I am? I guess you know. Don't go
Speaker 1: so yeah, watch that when that comes out. Follow Janet,
Speaker 1: watch my other Netflix specials before you watch the new
Speaker 1: one fifteen. I got a half out that will that will,
Speaker 1: that will inform whether you want to because I don't
Speaker 1: want fans who don't like me.
Speaker 2: But even if you didn't like those first two, give
Speaker 2: the third one a shot. Hit that numbers, just numbers.
Speaker 2: Hit that click, hit the click.
Speaker 1: If you don't like it, just don't don't. I don't
Speaker 1: need to know.
Speaker 2: Leave it on in the background, make dinner.
Speaker 3: Let's just watch it.
Speaker 1: No, don't do that, don't do that. Bory what you got?
Speaker 2: Cool guy Jokes eighty seven on Instagram Buena Vista Elementary
Speaker 2: Class of ninety eight.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: I thought it would be funny. It was like as
Speaker 2: I did the bit, I didn't like it no more,
Speaker 2: but I had committed.
Speaker 1: No. I hope to catch you with no shirt on
Speaker 1: at a restaurant.
Speaker 2: You and she probably won't be I probably start small
Speaker 2: and work my way up.
Speaker 6: I'll go no shirt with you this summer, all right,
Speaker 6: But I'm talking about the restaurant, the beach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, catch me at Burger King and a white and
Speaker 2: that's June by the fall will be crazy. No, we
Speaker 2: got to go back to the beach because I still
Speaker 2: got that boogie board.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta we gotta be.
Speaker 1: You couldn't take a serf lesson back.
Speaker 6: Really, okay, Okay, my daughter would. My daughter would be
Speaker 6: very fascinated with you. She wants to surf so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've always wanted.
Speaker 6: I'm not sending my baby into the ocean, but certainly
Speaker 6: it uh, she would.
Speaker 1: Well, I grew up on the beat, so I've been
Speaker 1: swimming forever, but I always wanted. Yeah, okay, that's always
Speaker 1: care that that water not really break.
Speaker 2: I'm out in the blue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoa, I'm also you are one.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Hear from you. That's all. That's that's all we needed
Speaker 1: to say. By free.
Speaker 13: Just set right here in my car. I had pending
Speaker 13: Vanilla and me off, enemy of me benefiting me, pendif,
Speaker 13: I had one.
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