Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shaty. I am Joseelle Bryant.
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you for
Speaker 1: being here with us. Once again, we always appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Yes we do, Yes we do with our loud and
Speaker 2: proud selves. And we are still in February to this
Speaker 2: is still Black History Month.
Speaker 1: Get into it.
Speaker 3: We are celebrating anybody black.
Speaker 2: If you are black and you are proud, you ought
Speaker 2: to be celebrated period exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't have.
Speaker 2: To be Barack Obama and Martin Luther King, Oprah Winfrey
Speaker 2: are beyond safe to be celebrated in black history.
Speaker 1: Mind. You can just be in your old mine as
Speaker 1: long as you black. No, you could have been like
Speaker 1: the first black trumpet player in your middle school band
Speaker 1: and you made history in your middle school, yes, and
Speaker 1: we celebrate you for that.
Speaker 2: Or going to college, you could be like the first
Speaker 2: black person that walked into history class.
Speaker 1: Guess what you get in there because you're black and
Speaker 1: you're a history class.
Speaker 2: Because you're black and you're an history class, or you're
Speaker 2: black and you woke up today. God damn you deserve
Speaker 2: to be celebrated us the end. Yes, everybody, anyway, please
Speaker 2: can not talk about my shady moment.
Speaker 3: Okay, before I tell you that, I want to let
Speaker 3: y'all know in New York at City Winery twenty one.
Speaker 2: Shady Questions, It's coming to you in New York on
Speaker 2: February twenty sixth, So get into it. I'm excited about
Speaker 2: that show. So, like, all my girlfriends are coming. Yeah,
Speaker 2: people are super So I'm excited to get your ticket.
Speaker 3: Okay, So my hot water broke. Y'all like my water heater. Yes,
Speaker 3: So I was in a shower and it and the boom.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, first it was like scorching high,
Speaker 2: and then it went from scorching hot and then like
Speaker 2: ten seconds later it's ice cold. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: there's a problem. So I go to so I'm thinking
Speaker 2: maybe it's my shower, and I go into the kitchen.
Speaker 2: I turn on the heat, I mean the water.
Speaker 1: No heat.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's a problem. So I called my contractor, Muhammed.
Speaker 2: We all love him, and I'm like, Mohammed, you think
Speaker 2: I need a new.
Speaker 1: Work, you know?
Speaker 3: He said yes. I said, what do you mean.
Speaker 2: He was like, because when we gunned the house, the
Speaker 2: water here at the time was fine, and I told
Speaker 2: you you didn't a new one. He until it breaks,
Speaker 2: ok yeah, he said, keep it till it breaks.
Speaker 1: It's broken. It's broken.
Speaker 2: It's broken now, so so it's time. So I'm like, okay.
Speaker 2: I was kind of shock that this is not the
Speaker 2: shady moment. I was kind of shocked that it's not.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like, yeah, thousands of dogs, it's not.
Speaker 2: I think the unit itself could be.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I was gonna say like fifteen hundred maybe yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then labor of course, so yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: creeps up.
Speaker 3: But so got that handled. And I wasn't actually here
Speaker 3: the day that they like swapped it out. So they
Speaker 3: swapped it out, plumbers came all that. They took the
Speaker 3: old one and they put it outside like in my
Speaker 3: like patio area, and.
Speaker 2: Muhammad said, okay, well, I'm gonna have the guys come
Speaker 2: and take it away.
Speaker 1: It's still here, still in the back of my house.
Speaker 2: And Muhammad keeps saying, well, just though you know, it
Speaker 2: was really it was snowing.
Speaker 3: There was snow on the ground, so we didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay. The snow has been going for some time.
Speaker 2: Now, and I keep reminding Ahmed, like can you get
Speaker 2: this water tank out in the back of my house
Speaker 2: and it's still there?
Speaker 1: Just want everyone it's still there. You're like last on
Speaker 1: his list. He got his money.
Speaker 2: He got his money, but all he has to do
Speaker 2: but like Mommed constantly gets my money.
Speaker 1: I'll always so this is Mike Mohammed, but like don't
Speaker 1: and say, Mohammed, I'm not going to use you anymore
Speaker 1: if you don't get this water heater out of my backyard.
Speaker 2: I can't do that. I love him so much so
Speaker 2: I can't do that. But I mean, Mohammed, get this
Speaker 2: little water heater out of here.
Speaker 1: So like it's been so yeah, then you're gonna like
Speaker 1: forget that it's there because you're not in your backyard
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: So like right, like keep peeping out the window like occasionally,
Speaker 2: like every three days. There still there because he got
Speaker 2: your money. It's no rush, yes, no rush for him.
Speaker 2: It'll be summertime getting there. Yes, Okay, do you have
Speaker 2: a shady moment?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: The other day, it was one of those late days,
Speaker 1: late nights back home. You know, I told you how
Speaker 1: Corey has basketball. So we get home lates, so we
Speaker 1: eat late and blah blah blah blah. So it actually
Speaker 1: was after a game. It was probably like ten nine thirty,
Speaker 1: ten pm ish, and I didn't have anything to cook,
Speaker 1: and I wanted something like good to eat. We all
Speaker 1: wanted like a good meal, not just like a little,
Speaker 1: you know, quick Chipotle meal. Right. Yeah, So I went
Speaker 1: on door dash and I ordered it from Best Boys
Speaker 1: and Poets. Oh okay, okay, So got the black and salmon,
Speaker 1: got you know whatever, the pasta, got the desserts, got
Speaker 1: got everything, the whatever, whole bunch of stuff. So I'm
Speaker 1: looking on door dash and it's like, okay, your order's
Speaker 1: being cooked, and your your dasher is there, and your
Speaker 1: dasher's on the way, and your dasher is pulling up
Speaker 1: and your and your dasher dropped off your food. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, okay. By this time, it's like ten late,
Speaker 1: ten thirty. Ever, jesus, I'm all right, Corey, go get
Speaker 1: the food. It's at the door. He opens the door.
Speaker 1: It's not here. There's no food here. The food is
Speaker 1: not here. I'm like, yess it is they said it
Speaker 1: they dropped it off. Are you sure it's like not there?
Speaker 1: So I look, ah, my door Dash and they send
Speaker 1: you the picture. So I'm looking at this picture. I said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the food is at Corey's school. They
Speaker 1: delivered it to Corey's school.
Speaker 3: That's your fault, Robin.
Speaker 1: I know it's my fault. I know it's my fault.
Speaker 1: I know it's my fault. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm such an idiot. I am such an idiot.
Speaker 3: Like so, it's not door Dash, it's you.
Speaker 1: It's yes, it was me. I'm the idiot. I'm such
Speaker 1: That was one of that was a Robin moment, you
Speaker 1: know those happened, yes, every now and then. That was
Speaker 1: a true Robbin moment. I guess I didn't look at
Speaker 1: the address, but I also didn't think that because so
Speaker 1: Corey School is it's like almost it's like thirty two
Speaker 1: minutes from my house. I didn't think that. I didn't
Speaker 1: even think to look at the address because I didn't
Speaker 1: think that bus boys and poets in Colombia would would
Speaker 1: deliver to Corey's school that far away. I was just damn.
Speaker 2: And he looked there and like rolls and it's late.
Speaker 2: There's no one at the school, like.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, it's like the picture, it's like so sad.
Speaker 1: It's like all dark, you know, like the and the
Speaker 1: bag is just sitting at the front of the school like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So yeah, I messaged the door dasher
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, you delivered to
Speaker 1: my son's school. That's my mistake. I'm like, well, like,
Speaker 1: dinner's on me. If you want it, you could have it.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if they were back and got it.
Speaker 1: But so then then it's like, okay, well let's just
Speaker 1: eat cereal. Like you know, it's like at that point,
Speaker 1: you're like, what are we going to eat?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, but I think I had a dream
Speaker 2: about you and I meant tell you you can't eat
Speaker 2: with your kids, you know, you can't eat with your
Speaker 2: kids at night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's what I've Yeah, That's what I've kind
Speaker 1: of started doing, is just like trying to like get
Speaker 1: my meal in before even if I can't get a meal, like,
Speaker 1: let me just get a protein shake and then that's
Speaker 1: like it and I'm not once we get home, I'm
Speaker 1: not eating yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and not and not like a weight thing it's
Speaker 3: just like not healthy.
Speaker 2: It's like very hard for your body to like break
Speaker 2: off that down and you're going to.
Speaker 1: Bed right Yeah, yeah, No, for me, it's a weight thing.
Speaker 1: It's well I don't need to.
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, But the boys, kids whatever, time and every fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're still growing right exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I've definitely tried to say like, okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm gonna have like a if I don't
Speaker 1: have a meal before their game or practice, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have a protein shake and if I don't, and that's
Speaker 1: that's it with.
Speaker 2: It is crazy because crazy the raccoons. You're about to
Speaker 2: left it out there, right.
Speaker 1: I was so ready for my meal. I was like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: we get that good bus boys and poets and I haven't.
Speaker 2: I haven't been there so long. So that's the one
Speaker 2: that that's in. Have we been to that one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Remember we had a meeting with Jermaine, not a meeting,
Speaker 1: but yeah, yes, yes in Colombia. Oh my god. Now
Speaker 1: we have a bunch of stuff to read, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I thought it would be fun. We need to
Speaker 1: kind of recap some of our Instagram posts because we
Speaker 1: do put out polls and we asked you all for
Speaker 1: your opinions, and so I wanted to circle back and
Speaker 1: let you all know your thoughts on stuff that we've
Speaker 1: talked about on reasonably shady. So yes, first thing, okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, no, go ahead.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, we do ask opinions.
Speaker 2: I always get nervous when I ask people their opinions
Speaker 2: because Lord only knows, they go say, but go.
Speaker 1: Ahead, right, do we really want their opinion? Okay? So
Speaker 1: on the topic of remember I said I think that's
Speaker 1: saying thanks is rude? Yes, yes, So so the question
Speaker 1: the vote was either Robin is right, saying thanks is
Speaker 1: rude or Gazelle is right saying thanks it is not rude.
Speaker 1: Who do you think one Jizzelle Yes, sixty sixty seven
Speaker 1: percent of the people don't think that's saying thanks is rude.
Speaker 1: So okay, But but I want to clarify. I mean, so,
Speaker 1: if you say like thanks, I'll look into it, that's
Speaker 1: not rude. Or if you say thanks, say thanks, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it, that's not rude. But if you just say thanks,
Speaker 1: that is rude to me. Or if you just say
Speaker 1: you know what the rudest is.
Speaker 3: T h X, Now that's rude, that's rightly.
Speaker 1: Or or okay, I think I've said this before just
Speaker 1: the letter K.
Speaker 3: No, you can't do K to me? Yes, no, no, no, no, okay.
Speaker 2: So I you know, I worked, me and Ashley worked
Speaker 2: g and A work with this guy named Brandt right
Speaker 2: haved Okay. So he is a very just he's been
Speaker 2: on the show this past season with us. He is anal,
Speaker 2: he's a PR person. He's you know, you know the
Speaker 2: PR people, but it just real. So but he's funny
Speaker 2: and he's the best. So he's putting together this thing
Speaker 2: for us, and he was just giving us like a
Speaker 2: little bit of an update and the update was great.
Speaker 2: So I just said thanks.
Speaker 1: And so then he sends me wait wait wait via
Speaker 1: email or text this text.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he gives me the this gives me an
Speaker 2: actually the update.
Speaker 3: I say thanks, right, and then.
Speaker 2: I think he put like typical and then he's ends
Speaker 2: the clip of me and you talking about thanks from
Speaker 2: the from this podcast.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I cannot believe you just did that.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I'm going to be telling him I'm not
Speaker 1: rude period. Right, Well that was rude. Thanks, No, we
Speaker 1: need like people spoke it. The people have spoken same.
Speaker 2: Thanks is not rude, okay, And yes, he was bringing
Speaker 2: us good news. He has negotiated some deals for us.
Speaker 1: Thanks right, No, thank you so very much for your
Speaker 1: hard work. I greatly appreciate it.
Speaker 2: And that's actually what Ashley said right after me. But
Speaker 2: and then and then he's like typical jazz and he
Speaker 2: sends the whole clip.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. Oh that's so funny. Yes, it's rude.
Speaker 1: I don't care what the survey said. It is rude,
Speaker 1: road rude, all right, And in that scenario, it definitely
Speaker 1: was rude. Okay, So let's see clinomania.
Speaker 3: Yes, what Robin has also known as Robinson.
Speaker 1: Yes, Giselle is convinced Robin is the face of this
Speaker 1: urge to stay in bed all day. Is Jazelle being
Speaker 1: reasonable or shady? That's a question. This is a pole really, Petar? Okay, Gizelle,
Speaker 1: you're being shady. Fifty five percent say that you're shady
Speaker 1: for naming Batar.
Speaker 2: You're fired, okay, because of course I'm being shady. Hello,
Speaker 2: that should not even be a pole, questioned, Baitar, you fired? So, yes,
Speaker 2: I was being shady on purpose, and my friend yours
Speaker 2: being shady.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Right, of course that should have been
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. But some people actually thought you're reasonable.
Speaker 1: I guess they thought they should have named that after me. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the big one, Michael Jackson versus Beyonce, who is
Speaker 1: the best performer of all time? What do you think
Speaker 1: this poll result was?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I think it was fifty five percent Beyonce.
Speaker 1: In shocking turn of events. Okay, Michael Jackson won eighty
Speaker 1: percent to twenty No way, no, yes, way, no way
Speaker 1: are listeners? Who are these people? I don't know because
Speaker 1: they're like, I mean, I don't know. They must be this,
Speaker 1: This must be like the sixty and overcrowd that voted
Speaker 1: for real. Yes, yes, okay, and but I thought sixty
Speaker 1: and over. They're not on Instagram.
Speaker 3: So is this on Facebook or is this on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Where it's on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Okay, but I'm confused. I mean, but even like kick
Speaker 1: Back with Rolex says, as a Beyonce fan, there will
Speaker 1: never be another Michael Jackson. Yeah, there will never be
Speaker 1: another Beyonce either. Ever. Ever, the the MJ hate will
Speaker 1: not be tolerated. We're not hating, We're just.
Speaker 2: Hating okay, question. Okay, so we didn't go back to
Speaker 2: we did talk about this before. Okay, so Act two
Speaker 2: is Cowboy Carter. What's Act three?
Speaker 1: Now? What do you think? What do you think? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think? I don't know. I mean, I
Speaker 1: like your idea of the Destiny's Child reunion, but I
Speaker 1: can't really too. We just I can't. I can't really
Speaker 1: think of like what else would be interested? What else
Speaker 1: would I want to hear her? But okay, let me
Speaker 1: take them back, because I never would have said, oh
Speaker 1: I want to hear her do a country album. So
Speaker 1: but maybe maybe gospel we get you talk to gen'z
Speaker 1: maybe like something little jazzy. Maybe maybe maybe she does
Speaker 1: R and B.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, like Anita Baker ish Like Okay, so Chris
Speaker 3: Brown recently won for R and B like Album of
Speaker 3: the Year. I didn't even really think that R and
Speaker 3: B was even like a category.
Speaker 1: Even existed anymore. But maybe she can so to like
Speaker 1: revive that whole genre, like so.
Speaker 3: Whole R and B like a billy holiday, Like that's
Speaker 3: like more jazz.
Speaker 1: Okay, true, Okay, I guess we gotta wait and see.
Speaker 1: We gotta wait and see. You know what she probably
Speaker 1: doesn't even know.
Speaker 3: Yes, No, she's working on it right now. She's working
Speaker 3: on it right now, now, I do.
Speaker 2: I would love to see her and Chris Brown do
Speaker 2: a song together. I know it's not gonna happened because
Speaker 2: jay Z is like over my dead body, but I
Speaker 2: would love to see them do a song together and
Speaker 2: then for him to come out when she does a tour.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine them dancing Chris Brown and Beyonce?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'd be fun. That'd be a lot of fun. Yes, Beyonce. Yes,
Speaker 1: So back to the MJ and Beyonce. Our dear friend,
Speaker 1: loyal listener, tried and true supporter, Dick Hurts wrote in.
Speaker 2: Again, Okay, didn't we tell Dick Hurts he could not
Speaker 2: he was banned from writing us.
Speaker 1: Didn't said that? I said, Dick, keep it coming.
Speaker 3: I think I said Dick.
Speaker 1: Came for me, not came on me, but came for
Speaker 1: me the last time. He wrote in, So I tell
Speaker 1: him he is banded from he's coming for you again.
Speaker 1: He don't care. Shoot, Okay, I'm ready. I want to
Speaker 1: hear you when everybody I say, he said, dear ladies,
Speaker 1: Happy twenty twenty five. I'm back bitches. Okay, he said,
Speaker 1: I need to address once and for all this Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson versus Beyonce mess that the two of you broads
Speaker 1: have been babbling about for weeks. Broad's he called us
Speaker 1: rod's broad's, but not bitches. He called him.
Speaker 3: Listen, Okay, all right, go ahead, listen.
Speaker 1: We called him Kevin Hart, so all is fair in love? Sure, okay,
Speaker 1: that's very true.
Speaker 3: He might still be Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1: We have not figured that out one way or the
Speaker 1: other exactly. He might be Kevin Okay, all right, go ahead,
Speaker 1: I think he is first. There absolutely is no comparison
Speaker 1: between the two. Let's start with the fact that Michael
Speaker 1: was singing hits that were played on that airwaves starting
Speaker 1: at five years old. At that time, Beyonce was probably
Speaker 1: still pooping in her diapers and unable to carry a
Speaker 1: tune at the age of fifteen. I thought she wasn't
Speaker 1: even thought, well, no, he's saying when Beyonce was five,
Speaker 1: she being in her diapers. Okay. At the age of thirteen,
Speaker 1: Michael scored a number one hit with his solo song
Speaker 1: got to Be There. Meanwhile, Beyonce was most likely not
Speaker 1: singing at thirteen, but sneaking boys into the house at
Speaker 1: that age. Sorry, Giselle, Dick.
Speaker 3: You are done, Dick, you are young. When I say dunk,
Speaker 3: you are dune. First of all, were't even talking about me.
Speaker 3: We're talking about Beyonce. Beyonce at thirteen years old was
Speaker 3: singing in her mother's salon. So take that, Dick, say dick,
Speaker 3: now you'd have gotten round up.
Speaker 1: Dick, oh lord. As it relates to a comparison of vocals,
Speaker 1: I challenge you both listen via a pair of quality
Speaker 1: headphones to Michael singing I can't help it or human
Speaker 1: nature while paying extremely close attention to his vocals. Those
Speaker 1: songs are just two examples of sonic perfection. If you sonic,
Speaker 1: even if you don't like the songs, you can't deny
Speaker 1: his vocal talent on those songs. Meanwhile, Beyonce basically screams
Speaker 1: and catterwalls like a bansheet through ninety of her songs.
Speaker 2: Queen a banshee, a banchiem.
Speaker 1: Okay, what else you got to say, Dick? Because I'm done? Yep, creativity.
Speaker 1: Did you know that Michael Jackson holds a patent for
Speaker 1: the world famous lean that he did in the Smooth
Speaker 1: criminal video. Beyonce thinks patent means shiny black Vinyl shoes.
Speaker 1: I don't know he owned a patent, But what do
Speaker 1: you need a patent for that? Like, how are you
Speaker 1: selling a dance move? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I thought he patented the blue walk. I
Speaker 3: didn't think he patented the lean. The lean he might
Speaker 3: have talked out, but you might have well, what's the point? Okay,
Speaker 3: and who owns that?
Speaker 1: Now? He's a state. I don't know. Yeah, Okay, dancing.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you if you were to ask one hundred
Speaker 1: people who is the best dancer between Beyonce and Michael Jackson,
Speaker 1: ninety nine point nine percent of the people will easily
Speaker 1: let you know that it's MJ. Facts. Michael Jackson is
Speaker 1: credited with being the writer for over two hundred songs.
Speaker 1: We're not talking about writing, we're talking about performing. Beyonce,
Speaker 1: who knows, because according to the Internet, she had co
Speaker 1: writers or other people writing all of her songs. There's
Speaker 1: not one single song where she received full credit as
Speaker 1: the writer. Like I said, were talking about performing, not writing.
Speaker 1: Thank you on topic, Stay on topic exactly. I could
Speaker 1: go on with more quantifiable metrics and facts but I
Speaker 1: don't want the beehive coming after me because Joe Hard
Speaker 1: Oh my god, because those no serious relationship having women again,
Speaker 1: sorry Jazelle for catching this straight shot.
Speaker 2: You just wait wait, he's saying that I'm not having
Speaker 2: a serious relationship.
Speaker 1: What's he saying the beehive. He's calling the beehive no
Speaker 1: serious relationship having women. So people in the beehive are
Speaker 1: women who don't have.
Speaker 2: Serious relious relationships. Okay, Kevin Hart? I notice is Kevin Hart?
Speaker 1: This is the worst it is yees have nothing else
Speaker 1: to do but sit behind the computer and go after
Speaker 1: non Beyonce things. There the end. Plkay. Please let me
Speaker 1: know your mailing address so that I can send Giselle
Speaker 1: Busheler tow of blueberries for her to devour because she
Speaker 1: needs them.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm watch your freaking blueberries. Kevin Park also
Speaker 2: known as Dick Hurt. That's number one. Number two?
Speaker 1: What was the last thing he said?
Speaker 3: Read me that last line?
Speaker 1: Because those no serious relationship having women again, sorry Jazelle
Speaker 1: for catch in the straight shot. Have nothing else to
Speaker 1: do but sit behind the computer and go after non
Speaker 1: Beyonce fans.
Speaker 2: Yes, and that's where I want you That's why I
Speaker 2: wanted you to read that again, because Dick, you sit
Speaker 2: behind your stupid ass computer and write stupid emails to.
Speaker 1: Me and Robin, and we do don't even know what
Speaker 1: you look like, sir. So the next time.
Speaker 2: That you even think to get your little stubby fingers
Speaker 2: to a computer or to your phone and rite reasonably
Speaker 2: shady and better come with a picture because I need
Speaker 2: to see your scrawny, scruggly not looking good self the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it better not be a catfish picture. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he's going to send a picture of my heart like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we want your picture, Dick hurts.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because you're gonna talk about other people that
Speaker 2: are like hide behind their computers.
Speaker 1: No, that's what you're doing, Dick Hurts, That's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: He writes, He writes books, He writes whole books to us. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he's just so kath Heart.
Speaker 2: Really, Kevin needs to go ahead and do another movie
Speaker 2: because obviously you have too much time on your hands
Speaker 2: and I'm not here for it. But Dick Hurts, you
Speaker 2: better not ever write us again unless you got a picture.
Speaker 3: Period.
Speaker 1: Yes, I can't cannot wait to see this picture.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh and hurt dick.
Speaker 1: But go ahead, oh please, noat it up. Must be
Speaker 1: doing something good because I got several dick pics the
Speaker 1: other day.
Speaker 3: Oh because typically it's like a dick pic, but you
Speaker 3: won't see the face.
Speaker 1: It was with the face. Yeah, it was probably. By
Speaker 1: the way, we didn't talk about this after everyone saw
Speaker 1: your beautiful reunion picture with your belly out and stuff,
Speaker 1: your belly and your tits all showing. They saw that.
Speaker 1: They saw that the boob action. It's all the belly action, like.
Speaker 2: That's what Robin. Okay, Rob, now you dick. Hurt's about
Speaker 2: to be the same. First of all, a compliment.
Speaker 1: Okay, my belly was not seen. Okay, okay, you're abdomen.
Speaker 1: It was okay, I'm sorry, I like your mama.
Speaker 2: Right, and it was a lot of boom bage, but
Speaker 2: you know it was covered what do you call that?
Speaker 1: Very demurely? Yes, okay, okay, okay, you're abdomen. They saw
Speaker 1: your slim abdomen and your voluptuous boobs and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: here's the dick pic.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I got a bunch.
Speaker 1: Yes it was. It was beautiful, by the way, yes, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Oh, let me talk about it. Can I can I try?
Speaker 2: Can I try somebody real quick?
Speaker 1: So sure? Okay, now I bet let's move on.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I just I just envisioned.
Speaker 1: I just envisioned Josh Brown calling me from saying what
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. So I'm oh coming on. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: al right, okay, all right, you can tell me later. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So cyber trucks. Remember I talked about cyber trucks, asked
Speaker 1: you what I thought? You said, they're like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: for losers or something. So we want to know what
Speaker 1: our reasonably shady people think. Do they think they're cool
Speaker 1: or do they think they're ridiculous? Oh? What do you
Speaker 1: think this poll? I think it's eighty percent ridiculous. Okay.
Speaker 1: Ninety seven percent of reasonably shady listeners said that cyber
Speaker 1: trucks are ridiculous. Yes, yes, yes, okay, I love that.
Speaker 2: Do you know why I love because these are our people,
Speaker 2: they see us, met them, Yes, they love the cyber trucks.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, reasonably shady's canceled forever because who are
Speaker 2: these people that are listening to us? Like, yes, it's ridiculous,
Speaker 2: and and let's let's take it even further. We all
Speaker 2: know who owns this. I didn't know it until you
Speaker 2: told me. But let's reiterate. Elon Musk, Yes, owns the
Speaker 2: cyber truck of it all?
Speaker 1: Who is our country? Is it? Okay? But Tesla's a Tesla's.
Speaker 3: A brand, not a type of car, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: Tesla is like the make, and cyber truck is the model. Okay. Yes, so.
Speaker 2: And Tesla's are being recalled left, right and the third. Okay,
Speaker 2: So don't waste your money over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know you know who has a cyber truck?
Speaker 1: Who Dick hurts you're lying, I mean, doesn't give you
Speaker 1: I got a cyber truck energy.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he has, Definitely he has. I have a
Speaker 2: cyber truck energy. He is I make my girlfriend walk
Speaker 2: around half naked energy.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what other energy he has? He has
Speaker 1: a mind ash for sure. I name my penis energy. Yes,
Speaker 1: do you remember? Yes? Okay, So we got some some
Speaker 1: letters on that topic, because you remember, we asked like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, write in do you name the penis? And
Speaker 1: if so, why what what's the name? Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: We got a couple couple letters on that so Ada
Speaker 1: Roberts says, Hey, besties, please know that only white guys
Speaker 1: name their penises. I've dated both white and black men,
Speaker 1: now married sixteen years to my West African boo, I
Speaker 1: had totally forgotten about guys naming their junk from Joe Junior,
Speaker 1: little Joe or mister happy so ef and thankful. I
Speaker 1: don't need to put up with that crap anymore. Wait, wait,
Speaker 1: Joe Junior.
Speaker 2: So a man named Joe would like name himself Joe
Speaker 2: Junior like your man?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, no, yes? Or little Joe? Look should name
Speaker 1: a big Joe? Yes, little Joe. Okay, don't abouty want
Speaker 1: little nothing? Okay, Yes that's another. So we have another person.
Speaker 1: This is from a male. He says, Hey, ladies, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to write to say I named my member
Speaker 1: Pedro Pedro Pedro because I thought that's Spanish for peter,
Speaker 1: because a penis is referred to a peter. Sometimes, my
Speaker 1: girlfriend says, even if she's mad at me, she's still
Speaker 1: friends with Pedro. I also have an alter ego masseuse
Speaker 1: named Ibrahim Ibrahim Ibrahim who has an African accent, and
Speaker 1: I get jealous of sometimes because my girlfriend talks about
Speaker 1: where's Ibrahim? He's nicer? Love the podcast. I've been listening
Speaker 1: since day one from Derek, Pedro and Ibrahim.
Speaker 2: All of them, all of them signed okay, So does
Speaker 2: Pedro actually me and Peter in Spanish?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, okay, But I like Peter Peter
Speaker 1: and Pedro's Pedro.
Speaker 3: I do like Pedro. I think that that's like.
Speaker 1: That, it's like random, it's like you have you can
Speaker 1: have fun with that, and that's cute, like, oh, where's Pedro?
Speaker 1: Like I want to I want.
Speaker 3: Ready to play?
Speaker 1: Yes, ready to play? Like that's okay, okay?
Speaker 3: And then he and then he's okay. But but is
Speaker 3: he white?
Speaker 1: He sounds black to me because to be so, the
Speaker 1: other lady is a white lady that only the white
Speaker 1: guys named his penis. But I think this guy is black.
Speaker 1: I don't know, he didn't just because he pretends to
Speaker 1: be an African must named.
Speaker 3: I want to hear his accent, right, yes, pa mu
Speaker 3: d I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: But if you're a guy, if you're a guy and
Speaker 2: you have like a penis, right, you have something connected
Speaker 2: to your body that you play with when you give
Speaker 2: that like the best name ever, like Taker Truck or like.
Speaker 1: Big Dad Yeah, the Bull, the Bulldozer Bulldozer, or the
Speaker 1: love Machine yes, or like the Juicer.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 2: But it's gotten sound like it's doing something right. But
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, it's gotta sound like it's
Speaker 2: like Wolf.
Speaker 3: That's like the the Big the Big Dog is cot
Speaker 3: it through.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So so I feel like if you give it,
Speaker 1: but that's like giving it a like Moniker, that's not
Speaker 1: like a name. So if you give them a name
Speaker 1: like of an individual, then it should be like Maurice,
Speaker 1: like you know what I saying, Like come give Maurice
Speaker 1: some loving you know what I mean? Like, well, I
Speaker 1: can't even think about that without thinking of like Kyle's husband. Ohio, Okay, no,
Speaker 1: this is this is Maurice mar Mauricio. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, final poll that I'm going to
Speaker 1: read it's about Beyonce's performance, her Christmas performance. Did they
Speaker 1: agree with us that the performance was phenomenal or were
Speaker 1: they only there to watch football? What do you think
Speaker 1: the point result was?
Speaker 3: I think it was seventy five percent they agree with us?
Speaker 1: Okay, ninety four percent agree with us. Yeah, I love
Speaker 1: our people. I appreciate that. Yes I do.
Speaker 2: I definitely thin because it's like, who was really there
Speaker 2: to watch the game? Do we even remember who played
Speaker 2: the game?
Speaker 1: I was the Ravens. Oh yeah, I was the Ravens.
Speaker 1: I was there to watch the game. Yes, I was
Speaker 1: definitely Okay, Okay, So I have a random question for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or not a random question, but like, well it's kind
Speaker 1: of random question. I saw this Instagram post and it
Speaker 1: said I can't it's not coming up. Oh great, Anyway,
Speaker 1: I remember what it said. It said that seventy percent
Speaker 1: of people need to watch television now with captions on.
Speaker 1: So do you watch TV shows and movies with captions on? Okay?
Speaker 2: So I do not, really, I do not because I
Speaker 2: feel like when I understand what they're saying and all that,
Speaker 2: it's it's a distraction.
Speaker 3: Okay, However, I just watched this series called.
Speaker 1: Shoot. It was on Netflix.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it was called, but it was
Speaker 2: about a girl and she was a journalist and she
Speaker 2: was trying to find these.
Speaker 1: Rapists or something. I don't know. Okay, I had to
Speaker 1: read the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Hmm. It was I loved it, like I loved Why
Speaker 3: did you have to read it because oh it was
Speaker 3: in Spanish.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It was in a whole other language, so of course
Speaker 2: I had the captions on. Of course I had to
Speaker 2: read it. And I felt like my brain was being utilized.
Speaker 2: I felt like, you know, my brain is working here
Speaker 2: as opposed to just me watching something and I'm just
Speaker 2: like watching it, but my brain might like drift off,
Speaker 2: like you have to really be in it when you're
Speaker 2: reading all the captions, when you have to read all
Speaker 2: the captions. And I truly enjoyed it, and I think
Speaker 2: it helped me sleep better.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting. Okay, So I yes, whenever I watch
Speaker 1: anything like you know, scripted any not reality. To be
Speaker 1: like a scripted show or something, I have to I
Speaker 1: have the captions on. So two things. One if I
Speaker 1: do watch like a foreign language show, in a Spanish show,
Speaker 1: yeah and the cap and I have the captions on.
Speaker 1: I actually do it because I want to learn to
Speaker 1: speak Spanish, so I try to actually like teach myself
Speaker 1: kind of like what they're saying. Okay, I like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But on the flip side, I have the captions on
Speaker 1: just on like regular English language shows because I don't
Speaker 1: know why like I can't, like I can't hear what
Speaker 1: they're saying. I can't process what they're saying, like in
Speaker 1: real time. It's just like why I need it? Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like I don't know if the
Speaker 1: sound is not if like the the sound of the
Speaker 1: speaking the speech is not loud enough, and then you
Speaker 1: have all the the music and the background noise and
Speaker 1: all of that is like too loud for me. I
Speaker 1: have to have captions on. But it also is like
Speaker 1: even if I'm watching a show and I can hear
Speaker 1: them and I can understand everything they're saying, fine, and
Speaker 1: I don't need the captions, but they're on, I'm still
Speaker 1: reading the captions the whole time, Like do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? So it is a distraction. It is
Speaker 1: like I just I just my eyes just go right
Speaker 1: to the words and I'm reading the words. But I'm
Speaker 1: also it's weird like when I'm on Instagram or whatever
Speaker 1: and a video comes up, I mute it and I
Speaker 1: read the captions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been doing that now too, just because I
Speaker 3: don't want to hear anything. I just want to read it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when there's no caption or do you have a set
Speaker 3: for cats.
Speaker 1: Now I don't have a set for yeah, so I
Speaker 1: am annoyed when there's no caption and then I have
Speaker 1: to like turn the volume on and listen. So have
Speaker 1: you seen the Instagram post where it's like it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: me watching TV with the captions on, and they're like
Speaker 1: watching it and everything's all clear, and then they're like
Speaker 1: as soon as I turn away, then everything sounds like
Speaker 1: well blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. That's like, no, we haven't said that.
Speaker 1: I thought. I was like, oh my god, I'm not
Speaker 1: the only one that That's how I feel like if
Speaker 1: I'm not reading the captions, it's just like I don't
Speaker 1: know what they're saying.
Speaker 2: Really, Yes, that's not good. Something's going on with our brains.
Speaker 2: Our brains are a mush.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what is it? I mean? And it's seventy
Speaker 1: percent of people. So that made me feel good, like
Speaker 1: because I was like, Okay, well, it's not just me
Speaker 1: that has this problem. Seventy seventy percent of us need
Speaker 1: to watch TV with captions on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: We do want to remind the people to send in
Speaker 2: their dating stuff, right, Oh yes, please, yes, and by the.
Speaker 3: Way, has entered into the pool.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Charise, our good friend Charise Jordan. Yeah, so fellas,
Speaker 1: if you want, yes, a chance at love with Shuris Jordan,
Speaker 1: please send me. Yeah, send it in for our way.
Speaker 1: We'd love to make it right.
Speaker 3: And it better be good like it better be tight
Speaker 3: like you better not be just you know, half assing
Speaker 3: who and what you are like if you don't have
Speaker 3: yourself together, don't be trying to get a date with Cherise.
Speaker 2: Okay, and Eric is looking really hot these days. Yes,
Speaker 2: she looks amazing, freaking amazing, so that part.
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, I have a very important question for you.
Speaker 1: This will probably determine if we can continue to be friends. Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you prefer chessman or nilla wafers in your banana pudding? Okay?
Speaker 2: So I gotta be honest, I really don't like banana pudding. Okay,
Speaker 2: spot Magnolia Bakery, which is what they're.
Speaker 1: Doing for banana pudding. Yes, banana pudding. I had it recently,
Speaker 1: and the only reason why I had it was because they.
Speaker 3: Were literally like scooping it and like putting it in
Speaker 3: the little containers. So I was like, everybody was like
Speaker 3: going wow, Like I wanted from the school.
Speaker 1: Both wanted from the school.
Speaker 2: Because you know, they already had some duct so I
Speaker 2: want to get in on the school. So I was like,
Speaker 2: I won't want too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is actually about a month ago, and I
Speaker 3: took it back to my room and I had some
Speaker 3: bites and it just didn't do it for me.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm just not into it. But if I think
Speaker 1: vanilla wafers, okay, if I had to pick, okay, you
Speaker 1: can be my friend. Okay, okay, you could be my friend. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: You know so funny that question came to my mind
Speaker 1: because when we were in New York and did watch
Speaker 1: Happens Live, there's a magnolia at the train station and
Speaker 1: going there for the time. Yes, me too, So for
Speaker 1: the ride, I got a banana pudding and I got
Speaker 1: another dessert and I'm like eating this banana buddy. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it is so good. Thank god. They have Nillow wafers
Speaker 1: in it. They're so good. Because people who use chessmen
Speaker 1: are diabolical to me. I'm like, why would you put
Speaker 1: chessmen in banana pudding? They don't like get soft. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: so I'm just because they don't get that soft.
Speaker 3: I think I like that better because I do want
Speaker 3: more of like a texture, crunch, the whole pudding of
Speaker 3: it all, Like yeah, no, I want get it.
Speaker 1: I understand it. Yes, I want them the wafers that
Speaker 1: have like softened up, you know, they've gotten all spongy
Speaker 1: and okay, but.
Speaker 2: I feel like there needs to be like cinnamon in it.
Speaker 2: Like it's just I just feel like something's missing.
Speaker 1: I feel like the one at Magnolia they had I
Speaker 1: could really taste cinnamon. Everyone's banana pudding is not good.
Speaker 1: Magnoia is really good.
Speaker 2: Okay, so if you go to that, if you go
Speaker 2: to Magnolia, did we talk about their limit pound cake?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm okay, so they have a lemon pound cake.
Speaker 2: It's it's typically like gone like in the morning, right
Speaker 2: because people come in there and they get it and
Speaker 2: it is like the best pound cake you ever want
Speaker 2: to eat. And it's like that bottom which is like crunchy,
Speaker 2: like that crunchy top.
Speaker 3: It's like schewey crunchy. It is so freaking good. Sometimes
Speaker 3: I get like two pieces and I'll like save one
Speaker 3: like for you.
Speaker 1: Know, next time I go. Yeah, that sounds amazing. It's
Speaker 1: like nice and moist and so moist. So god, yes,
Speaker 1: that sounds amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, that that train station before we go,
Speaker 2: So it's the Monahand train station is.
Speaker 1: In New York. Those of you all that are.
Speaker 2: New Yorkers or whatever, you know, that Penn station was
Speaker 2: station forever and then they redid across the street. They
Speaker 2: opened up this man of Hand and they have like
Speaker 2: so many like very nice restaurants and that's very cute.
Speaker 3: Like it's cute. The restaurants are like you want to
Speaker 3: get the food. Yeah, it's relaxing. They have upstairs.
Speaker 2: They have like this like first class lounge type thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know they had upstairs. I've never been upstairs
Speaker 1: thisen Robin. Stick with me, okay, just stick with me.
Speaker 2: But it's it's it's a refreshing thing that they've done,
Speaker 2: like because traveling in New York sometimes be a little tragic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is is very nice.
Speaker 3: Thank you whoever decided to get this.
Speaker 1: It is really nice. And I like the the bar,
Speaker 1: like the they have in like the food court area.
Speaker 1: I mean they just have a bar in the middle
Speaker 1: of the food court and people are you know, they've
Speaker 1: got music playing and people are just like sitting and
Speaker 1: chilling or vibing, Like I really like that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: really nice, but it's good quality food choices.
Speaker 3: There have been times where I came into Penn station
Speaker 3: at night.
Speaker 2: Whoa, oh yeah, I mean it was scary, scary.
Speaker 1: You can't even breathe because of the urine smell. That's
Speaker 1: the part. Yeah, it used to be. It used to
Speaker 1: be bad. But yes, now it's interesting because they keep
Speaker 1: you know, they still allow like the homeless people in
Speaker 1: the regular pen station, but they keep them out of
Speaker 1: the Moyna hand train. How al well is that even working?
Speaker 1: I mean, is anybody's yes, Because I accidentally, like went too,
Speaker 1: went up the wrong stairs the last time I went
Speaker 1: to New York, went up the wrong stairs and I
Speaker 1: come out and I'm like in the middle of the
Speaker 1: Pen station and I'm like, oh gosh, that was it
Speaker 1: was bad. But I think most of it is local transit,
Speaker 1: like New Jersey Transit, Like okay, yeah, so anyway, yes,
Speaker 1: it is very nice. Okay, one last thing, Yes, did
Speaker 1: you see this CARDI b got a piercing in her
Speaker 1: butt crack on the top of her butt. Crack.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I saw that, you saw that. I kept
Speaker 3: I kept scrolling. I was, I was, I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1: Why why what? Yeah? Why?
Speaker 3: And it's sounded like the weird like right, yeah.
Speaker 1: That's like a bone. That's like, yeah, I don't or
Speaker 1: may I mean, I guess there's a little no, no,
Speaker 1: you could get there. I'm like, there's some flesh. Yes.
Speaker 3: I was like, both of us are now have our
Speaker 3: hands down our pants and we are feeling whether or
Speaker 3: not we could do that. We could put a Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know she had enough enough skin back there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's just not sanitary. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess you're yeah, that's a little too close. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that's yes. Yes. And by the way, and by the way,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five bbls are out, are they?
Speaker 2: According to that body is in all shocks here. I come,
Speaker 2: I'm going into the hood. Yes, listen, listen Ratchet City
Speaker 2: one oh one. Bbl's are out, flies, Yes, according to whom?
Speaker 1: According to I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was talking to a couple of guys and they
Speaker 2: were like, yeah, bbl's are out. They have a hard
Speaker 2: time having sex with the bbls. So that's out really yes?
Speaker 1: Oh, can somebody report back? I would love to learn
Speaker 1: more about that, like, yeah, what's the Is there a
Speaker 1: difference now? Is it just bbls or is it just
Speaker 1: big butts? Because I know people that have natural big
Speaker 1: butts like.
Speaker 2: Having hard I don't know, but I think from what
Speaker 2: I understand, you can only have sex certain ways, like
Speaker 2: you can't but that's a hard time navigating or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let us know, people what really this is the truth.
Speaker 2: I've heard this from a BBL person. Really, yes, so
Speaker 2: bbls are out flat butts.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask. Okay, so I would like to hear
Speaker 1: from you know, guys, women, whoever has knowledge of the situation,
Speaker 1: please please enlighten us. But I'm also gonna ask. So
Speaker 1: one has an aunt lover to death. She has the
Speaker 1: biggest but I've ever seen in my life, and it's real.
Speaker 3: Well, we have a we have somebody else that we
Speaker 3: know who has a humongous but and it's real our producer.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and we love our butt
Speaker 1: like I was. It's like just harassment exactly. I know.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like we're borderline harassing her. Okay, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna see one's this weekend. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ask her about that.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, please back, please do and report back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will, yes, okay, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: Okay, intriguing yes, yes, And so we have the BUF reports.
Speaker 1: We are out of her.
Speaker 2: Ladies don't ever and gentlemen, don't ever forget to live
Speaker 2: your life.
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