WEBVTT - "Middleditch in Paradise" With Thomas Middleditch

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, it's Art Marine. Just a reminder that we

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<v Speaker 1>are live tweeting the episode next Monday night, June. It'll

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<v Speaker 1>We can't wait to hear your thoughts, and then we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be periscoping live during the commercials. Okay, hope you

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed the episode. My now entering Nervous Stockholm. All will

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<v Speaker 1>you accept this rouse? You accept this ruse into your world?

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<v Speaker 1>Are all? M m? You accept this ruse? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special episode of Will

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<v Speaker 1>You Accept This Rose? I am Arta Marine and my

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<v Speaker 1>co host Erin Foley. Who she's she's she's on a revolution.

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<v Speaker 1>She's aeron on the revolution, doing something somewhere. But we

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<v Speaker 1>love her. But I have with me. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>we're waiting for Thomas middle Ditch, star of Silicon Valley.

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<v Speaker 1>He should be here shortly, but we wanted to get

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<v Speaker 1>on before he got here. I'm here with my two producers,

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<v Speaker 1>the head of the Whole Nervous Podcast syndication syndicate, Katie

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<v Speaker 1>Levine is and how and of course are the creator

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<v Speaker 1>of the beautiful artwork that you see, the very elegant

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<v Speaker 1>artwork that you see every week, the artwork I want

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<v Speaker 1>to call you. Pronounce your last name correctly for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Anna hosts n A. Oh my god. Well, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>just need to address this. I feel like I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like not since nick Vale was came back for Caitlin

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<v Speaker 1>has there been such such anticipation scam Dondal's rumors. Where

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<v Speaker 1>is the secret episode for will you accept this Rose?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is it? We want Christian first of all fans

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<v Speaker 1>out there, Can I just tell you we feel the

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<v Speaker 1>exact same way. Um, we recorded an episode and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just saying Katie and Anna, we're here. Um, and Pagrick

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<v Speaker 1>Brewster was here, and and and Rob was here, Rob

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<v Speaker 1>Benedict and Aaron Foley. And I don't think it's an

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<v Speaker 1>exaggeration when I say it was the best hour of

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<v Speaker 1>my life. I mean, have you ever seen me in

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<v Speaker 1>such a frenzy? You you're like just screaming, screaming. Aristotle

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<v Speaker 1>who was recording right now, so he was downstairs last

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<v Speaker 1>because we recorded Meltdown Comics, and he said that he

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<v Speaker 1>was down in the store of Meltdown and here, just

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<v Speaker 1>me screaming. I mean, here's the thing. Because we recorded it,

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<v Speaker 1>we tried to behave I guess we went into deep

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<v Speaker 1>like Barbara Walters. I don't know, but ABC is like

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<v Speaker 1>ghosting us, like we had to like get permission, and

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<v Speaker 1>ABC is just like ghost these Maybe I honestly, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I got all of you listeners out there

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<v Speaker 1>the great like I went to Europe and I like

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<v Speaker 1>I got like the greatest present for you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>almost got it on the plane and then customs like

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<v Speaker 1>boarders stop me, and I was like, I can't if

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<v Speaker 1>still might come out. We don't know yet, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. We're trying to come on. ABC,

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<v Speaker 1>were trying to be we love like, we're not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to We don't want spoilers. I swear I don't go

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<v Speaker 1>on the websites where the spoilers are because I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>We weren't. We don't want to know, we don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to know. We don't want to know, and so so ABC,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're listening, please let us here it please. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even think it was that bad. No, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>talk for a second before. First of all, how he

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<v Speaker 1>was Christian bishop adorable good, he smell good. He was

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<v Speaker 1>his face was so handsome and his I've never I

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<v Speaker 1>felt his bicep and I felt it was like it

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<v Speaker 1>was like I could do pull ups on it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was the manly He was the man I hang out

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<v Speaker 1>with guys on like Batman T shirts Like this is

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<v Speaker 1>the manly achievement. Wasn't he beautiful? He was gorgeous. He

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<v Speaker 1>gave me faith in man again. I was like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>he was beautiful and he so sweet. And I would say, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what was fun? I know that. I feel like we

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<v Speaker 1>were investigative reporters, and so we're gonna have to come

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna report you a little right now what

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<v Speaker 1>we found out like without as I think the takeaway

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<v Speaker 1>was I think we were touched by as he discussed

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<v Speaker 1>the guys in the house, the level of the deep,

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<v Speaker 1>true bond of friendship that these guys have. I was

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<v Speaker 1>surprised at that. No, I do you think the women

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<v Speaker 1>get the same sort of friendship? I'm thinking No, I

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<v Speaker 1>think the women all secretly, I think some of them

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<v Speaker 1>do get along, but the men, they really get a ball.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a fat house. Yeah. Well, and he was saying,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is no spoiler. Like if you watch on

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<v Speaker 1>reel or something like, you see that they're basically sequestered.

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<v Speaker 1>You see, they don't have phones with them, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>have magazines, there's no TV on, so so like, if

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<v Speaker 1>you think about it, for anyone, can't they just watch TV?

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<v Speaker 1>Though I don't get that. I don't know. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they want to make them. I think it might be

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<v Speaker 1>like to get them. So they're so vulnerable that they'll

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<v Speaker 1>apparently they get asked about their feelings a lot all

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<v Speaker 1>day and so like they're a little more open and

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<v Speaker 1>they're bonding with each other. So like I think particularly

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<v Speaker 1>those are some pretty manly dudes that are in there.

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<v Speaker 1>They probably are talking about their feelings way more than

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<v Speaker 1>they were did with like the guy on their football

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<v Speaker 1>team in high school. You know, but that was it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was touched by their level of friendship. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was till how much they really seem to like each

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<v Speaker 1>other and they face time each other, They faced each

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<v Speaker 1>other friend either. You know, we're not allowed to say anything,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah we might have. We might have been nodding

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<v Speaker 1>and FaceTime somebody, but we're not gonna say you And

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<v Speaker 1>it might have been like the greatest moment of my life. UM,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna do some just some housekeeping up top.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, we love getting your emails and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to read a few that we've gotten and Rose

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<v Speaker 1>podcast at gmail dot com. I gotta tell you, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>loving we've been getting tweets from people in Sweden. I

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<v Speaker 1>We've been people like, let's keep reaching out. We will

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<v Speaker 1>read them on the air. Here. Okay, this was um

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<v Speaker 1>from uh Andrea Johnson. She emailed and we read hers

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<v Speaker 1>last week on the air. I'll throw down. We asked

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<v Speaker 1>if we thought the the thing with Evan and Chad,

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<v Speaker 1>if he fronted Chad in the yea, so, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't see it. She said, without looking at the

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<v Speaker 1>instant replay. I definitely think Evan put himself in the

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<v Speaker 1>awkward position of getting his shirt ripped. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>he pushed Chad, but he should have led him out

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<v Speaker 1>of the aisle first. Okay, you know when Chad could

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<v Speaker 1>have attacked him out on the stairs. Yeah, you definitely

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<v Speaker 1>want you definitely want some back up. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna attack him no matter what. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>Evan because I didn't see a push either, But I

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<v Speaker 1>think Evan was being a little more like, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>get out of my way. He's such a tool. He's

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<v Speaker 1>been such with his head band. Well, I I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>rewatch the footage, and they just kind of have like

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<v Speaker 1>a weird, awkward like little dance, just like awkward anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And I get I would imagine that there are adrenaline

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<v Speaker 1>pumping Chad may or may not be on some substance,

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<v Speaker 1>so there's extra adrenaline. Definitely should have waited for Chad

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<v Speaker 1>to get out. Yeah, you don't want to pop the chair.

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<v Speaker 1>He tells you don't puck the Chad bear, and he

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<v Speaker 1>keeps poking the Chad bear, and like, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think is going to happen when you poked the Chad bear?

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<v Speaker 1>Especially after that, like just don't go near him by

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<v Speaker 1>the way somewhere else, you know, so don't hide behind

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<v Speaker 1>the other men. The men put it that way, I

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<v Speaker 1>had exactly. That was mean, that was all right, That

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<v Speaker 1>was a but alright, um, And then we have from

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<v Speaker 1>Katie Farrell emailed in high Art and and Arran, I

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<v Speaker 1>love the podcast. In your commentary on the show this season,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. She wrote it to share her

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<v Speaker 1>her group's bachelor choices. She won the draft last year,

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<v Speaker 1>so her husband, her cousin and their husband play and

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<v Speaker 1>her husband's name is the jerk on the sheet and

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<v Speaker 1>apparently she says that he has tear. Let's he with

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<v Speaker 1>a jerk pick the jerk pick. So they only do

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<v Speaker 1>it like we did it with Paget via photos. They

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<v Speaker 1>picked Robbie, Derek and Vinny. I don't even know who

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<v Speaker 1>any of them are, like me or whatever. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a crazy bad hair. He's a hairdresser, but he's

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<v Speaker 1>got the bad and then uh, Robbie Derek. Oh, Derek

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<v Speaker 1>has the really pretty blue eyes. They went to say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like him, but

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<v Speaker 1>he's the one that chat even though he did, but

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't even do anything the Chad to warrant that

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<v Speaker 1>I was like everyone else to be in so much

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<v Speaker 1>more of an asshole to Chad. And then Robbie's the

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<v Speaker 1>swimmer who was like we know nothing about yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was a swimmer that put put jojo on the

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<v Speaker 1>thing in a way that Paget liked. But I I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been happy to have somebody do that to me,

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<v Speaker 1>just not Robbie the swimmer. Um. Some of the tweets

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<v Speaker 1>we got. D Williams emailed, I'm totally using Life's not

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<v Speaker 1>all blueberries and paper planes in my everyday like winning doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our ted talk for you guys out here. This

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<v Speaker 1>is our service to when you panic and if you're

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<v Speaker 1>in a meeting, you're in a board meeting, some job interview,

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't know what to say, just pull the

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<v Speaker 1>frizzed Life's not all blueberries and paper planes out and

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<v Speaker 1>you can guarantee yourself the spot at the board table.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we got Um. Then we got from Alison

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<v Speaker 1>forgive me if I mispronounced your name, Alison Schrod and

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<v Speaker 1>rock Um, I believe in Santa again. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>people and that is what we want to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>with Um, with Thomas when he comes the I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait to talk about Bachelor in Paradise lineup.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean when that hit that that hit the internet yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>I got excited. I felt crazy again. Can we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about a little bit right now? I mean, because why

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<v Speaker 1>the fund is chat on there? I mean, are they

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<v Speaker 1>trying to endanger everyone? That's the thing. That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like chat It's gonna be great for television, but

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<v Speaker 1>terrifying for those humans. Wasn't surprised, but I was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of also like is it a good But that's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is like ABC, you're gonna roll the dice and

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<v Speaker 1>send chat to Mexico, but you won't let us air

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<v Speaker 1>our like Little Bachelor podcast. I think that's more of

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<v Speaker 1>a roll of the dice. You're sitting in Mexico, like

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<v Speaker 1>when he's gonna have like Mexican steroids, like who knows

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<v Speaker 1>what they're gonna be, like next to an ocean where

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<v Speaker 1>you could easily drown you out when there was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a torso was in the pool arms and legs

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<v Speaker 1>like when he's like all of pharmacy of porf bevore,

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<v Speaker 1>like you better run to go screaming for the hills.

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<v Speaker 1>We got um. Debbie Wiseman. Debbie Wiseman was excited about

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<v Speaker 1>Chad being in Uh, We're going to bout for paradise.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, I'm eating cold cuts and raw yams and celebration.

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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna like kill a crab and eat it on

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<v Speaker 1>the beach, like he's gonna be like that raccoon if

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<v Speaker 1>that raccoon comes back from last season. I looked at

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<v Speaker 1>his instagram. Please I saw all that stuff. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>apparently it's a sweet potato. It's not a gam that's

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing. It's the same thing, it's a little different.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought Google, I thought you were vegan. You might

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<v Speaker 1>we google up aria sweet potato the same thing. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're just the game. Now you've watched every season. Nikki

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<v Speaker 1>Saint g was asking, I was just daydreaming about this,

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<v Speaker 1>picking a previous female contestant to match with Evan. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>Mackenzie from Chris's season. Oh yeah, she was a weirdo.

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<v Speaker 1>We we just had one. We just had a yeam

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<v Speaker 1>and swee potato are the same thing. She was um.

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<v Speaker 1>She was the one that really liked Aliens and they

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<v Speaker 1>went to Oh my god, where did they go? They

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<v Speaker 1>went to the s cond in downtown and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>really weird because I go there a lot, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like, why the fun this bar? It was very confusing,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. I just want to and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>give a shout out to our special listener Maria Carlson

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<v Speaker 1>in Sweden. She said, I just accepted your rose from Sweden.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm obsessed with the franchise, but have no one to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to because she's in Sweden. I follow it live,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with the pods and whatever, but I have no

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<v Speaker 1>one to talk to about the trauma. So I'm thankful

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<v Speaker 1>I discovered your pod, So like, thanks for being a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. It is our pleasure that we have a

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<v Speaker 1>listener in Sweden. It is such a joy, guys. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. It's like, I'm sorry that I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I feel like I let down our listeners. But

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<v Speaker 1>I will say this if if you're anticipation, if it

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<v Speaker 1>makes you feel any better, It's truly was the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>hour of my I mean it was. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>we caught Santa Claus, you know what I mean. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like we caught Santa Claus and got to grill.

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<v Speaker 1>There was like five of us in the lineup because

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<v Speaker 1>Rob was supposed to leave and Rob just decided to stay.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like I'm staying, and like Paget was crouching

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<v Speaker 1>on some weird non chair chair. We dog, we dog

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<v Speaker 1>basically somebody's like iPod Mike out like to try to

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<v Speaker 1>like get it off for everybody because we all couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that we had a true celebrity in our myths,

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<v Speaker 1>and that celebrity was Christian Bishop, newly eliminated bachelor. He

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<v Speaker 1>was so cute, he was so cute. Alright, alright, ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>also the real quick to believe. I don't think she

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<v Speaker 1>and Jared could make a good couple. I think so

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<v Speaker 1>if she chills out, I think I want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to about with Thomas. I want to talk. This is

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<v Speaker 1>all taught to I don't know, I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we love the Jews. I love Jubilee. She's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna look hot, and because you need to and then

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<v Speaker 1>who else there's someone else that I was like excited

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<v Speaker 1>that we gotta save it. We gotta save it, we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta save it. All right, we'll be right back you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, this ruse. Will you accept this ruse? Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, will do you accept this rose? This

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<v Speaker 1>is our marine. I am so excited. Um, we booked

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<v Speaker 1>this a while ago and uh, we didn't know it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't going to be an episode a week where there

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<v Speaker 1>was a showing and uh, we were so happy to

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<v Speaker 1>have you or like we gotta record anyway, A and

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<v Speaker 1>lo and behold. Last night, the announced The Bachelor in

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<v Speaker 1>podcast The Bachelor in Paradise cast sitting with me right

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<v Speaker 1>here at the Star of Silicon Valley, Thomas Middle. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, you're probably best known as your work as

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<v Speaker 1>a huge Bachelor fan though, right, yeah, yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>my with my blog posts. Oh my god. Now, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was reading People Magazine as I do and as

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do, and I saw that you said

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere that you like that you your secret guilty pleasure

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<v Speaker 1>is the Bachelor. I do like The Bachelor. Now. I

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<v Speaker 1>I started watching. I haven't watched it for the twenty

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<v Speaker 1>years or what I started last year, and I've become

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<v Speaker 1>now I have a podcast. I started at Caitlin season.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my third one ever. Okay, well I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not too much more. I guess I think I started.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched I started to watching Desires season as a

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<v Speaker 1>joke as way to court my now wife. Yes, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fun yet and I remember the song they

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<v Speaker 1>had to sing, like right, reasons right? They made him

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<v Speaker 1>sing a rab It was yes, yes, So I had

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<v Speaker 1>a good laugh and then and then we got back

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<v Speaker 1>very much in earnest for Prince Farming's I missed that.

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<v Speaker 1>I missed that because I because I am from what

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<v Speaker 1>I hear because it again now I'm been so hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I've been so hard that I actually have a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast about it. Came to me to Fever dream Times.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I need to have I need to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to talk to this about with like minded people.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know exactly what because I watched But like,

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<v Speaker 1>so I hear from what I hear from what, Like

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<v Speaker 1>what my grandma told me about the farmer of Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that was like the girls were all into him.

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<v Speaker 1>He was really hot. And then they all went to

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<v Speaker 1>this town and I had like one stoplight and you

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<v Speaker 1>could see a lot of them wanted to kill themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that true? Yeah? What's it called something? Uh? What

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<v Speaker 1>was it called the town? Oh? Aristotle? What we look

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<v Speaker 1>at Aristotle? It shares a name with something else, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that other thing. Yeah, it's a It was

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<v Speaker 1>a bummer. But you know he's a great example well

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<v Speaker 1>that particular moment, sure example of like, so you meet

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<v Speaker 1>these people, especially on the first night they have come

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<v Speaker 1>out the limo. Yeah, well they're all attractive. They really

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<v Speaker 1>have trouble meeting people. There's there's lamenting about how single

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<v Speaker 1>they are. And he was a great example of like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh that's all, yeah, your stuck population two D farmtown. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be honest, not not near the not Arlington, Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>Arley was in Arlington, Texas. Isn't that where hills from?

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<v Speaker 1>This King of the hill a right, so this is Arlington, Iowa.

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<v Speaker 1>Um that is well, I'll tell you when I okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to confess I didn't watch The Bachelor, but

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<v Speaker 1>I might have been the only human. And may I

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<v Speaker 1>recommend this to you and your bride if you enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>a good dating show. I somehow watched three seasons on

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<v Speaker 1>the CMT, the Country the Country Music Channel. It was, um,

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<v Speaker 1>it was Sweet Home Alabama. Um, it was twelve city

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<v Speaker 1>guys in twelve country guys competing for the heart of

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<v Speaker 1>a cowgirl. And so basically they would cast like the

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<v Speaker 1>worst like sort of the biggest dirtbags from Jersey Shore.

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<v Speaker 1>But then they've have like these real hot, lonely farmers

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<v Speaker 1>who were like legit coming on from like Arlington's got

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<v Speaker 1>an angle? That show sounds like it has an angle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was brilliant. It was so then

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<v Speaker 1>I came in last year with Caitlin kind of as

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<v Speaker 1>like I came in, somebody told me you need to

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<v Speaker 1>watch it. So I watched it and then I was mesmerized.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like between Tony the Healer, who was like and

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<v Speaker 1>then with the Chad and Chad and no not Chad, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>the Clint and j J J. Now, do you do

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor in Paradise as well? Yes, that's almost the best

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<v Speaker 1>one because the editor. I don't know. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't have this. I don't have the database,

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<v Speaker 1>the log of Bachelor's and stuff in my mind. But

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like in the past X amount of years,

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<v Speaker 1>a few four years essentially since I started watching this

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<v Speaker 1>show has become more of a cultural touchdown now. That

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<v Speaker 1>just could be because I'm into it and now like

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<v Speaker 1>one of Bachelor Nation, I suppose, which is so sad

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<v Speaker 1>to say. Well, I don't know. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it's if it's considered among the bachelor heads to be

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<v Speaker 1>like in its golden years now, but it's just I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. The show is incredible. It's what a

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<v Speaker 1>masterclass of producing and manipulation, terrible thing. Do you watch

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<v Speaker 1>Unreal as well? No? Everybody says that, you know, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>talk why everyone says that, I say, this is why

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<v Speaker 1>I like it, and they go, you should watch unreal. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I want real people, yeah, suffering, and like that's I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure it's a very well written show. I'm sure it's

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<v Speaker 1>very well executed. I'm sure it's a great show. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not why I like The Bachelor. I like The Bachelor

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<v Speaker 1>because I want to see the people fail. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see them cry, and I want to see them

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<v Speaker 1>convince themselves they're in love having met the person for

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<v Speaker 1>only like a total of twenty minutes. Well here's that's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing that's amazing about Chad. And I'm just pulling

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<v Speaker 1>up to what's amazing about Chad was like early on,

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<v Speaker 1>before he before we realized he actually was like before

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<v Speaker 1>you said the torsos in the pool without the arms

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<v Speaker 1>and the legs, like before he got to that level

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<v Speaker 1>of Chad, Like what he was saying was real was

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<v Speaker 1>like the Sports Center, It's like, bro, you live this long,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't wait twenty four more hours? Like you didn't know?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know? I don't know if I love it,

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<v Speaker 1>like he's saying, it's all the stuff that I was

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<v Speaker 1>that I think when I watched the show. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>they've met the person for no time and then they're talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Head is like I feel like she could be the one,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I'm in love. I want to lose. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? You're you're emotionally unstable. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in insane person if you say that. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>also like, so I knew somebody who used to work

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<v Speaker 1>as a producer there, and she said, you have a few.

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<v Speaker 1>You have the people who want to be entreated. She

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<v Speaker 1>is real into s and l like but you, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>you also have the people who really believe in like fate.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like that weird like this is meant to

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<v Speaker 1>be and they believe like, no, this is destinate, like

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<v Speaker 1>this is the This was like that that sense that

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<v Speaker 1>there are people that I feel like Luke has that

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Luke this season the Marine, He's got

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of destinate. God bless him, bless him. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's that. You know. I also ran into and

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<v Speaker 1>you know him because he was on Caitlin season. I

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<v Speaker 1>ran into Nick. But tell me tell me at a

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<v Speaker 1>at a at a bar watching some bands. No, this

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<v Speaker 1>was not even a bench. I was just at a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>he hangs out with comedian. Sometimes he's friends with someone

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<v Speaker 1>like he's friends with like yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe that

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<v Speaker 1>was not the connective tissue. I think he was just

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<v Speaker 1>there and he actually hit on my And I was like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have given her a free pass. If the

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<v Speaker 1>Cranberries are playing and you were in a church in Ireland,

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<v Speaker 1>she could have like at least dry humped him, like

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<v Speaker 1>at some church that Oh my god that he and

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<v Speaker 1>so I quickly let that slow. I had no big deal,

0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:04.040
<v Speaker 1>and I said, hey, love with me. You probably get

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<v Speaker 1>this question all the time. It's probably so annoying, like

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<v Speaker 1>how real is it? Like what am I seeing? Im

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<v Speaker 1>I seeing just puppetry? Am I seeing clever? Editing? You

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<v Speaker 1>watched the show me like they used me, interviews me

0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:19.600
<v Speaker 1>and spat me out. And he was like, well, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>there's editing. Obviously there's some writing there like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>feeding you a few things to say in the talking head.

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<v Speaker 1>But pretty much like in terms of personalities, what you

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<v Speaker 1>see is what you get, like you kind of get

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<v Speaker 1>to see, and that includes people who think they're like

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<v Speaker 1>outsmarting the game, like you see that element, right, No

0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:40.439
<v Speaker 1>one's nobody, nobody's that smart that they can just like

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<v Speaker 1>pull them on over on all of everybody who smells

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff a mile away. Well, it was interesting. But

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<v Speaker 1>so we had Christian Bishop on who ABC is not

0:21:48.160 --> 0:21:50.480
<v Speaker 1>letting us air it, but this was Christian. We had

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<v Speaker 1>him on last week. He was adorable, He was so sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>What was interesting he was talking about He was saying

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<v Speaker 1>that a certain point, at first it is weird to

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<v Speaker 1>be in front of the cameras goes, but at a

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<v Speaker 1>certain point, the weirder factor you get used to the cameras,

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<v Speaker 1>you sort of be a friend the guys. The weirder

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<v Speaker 1>factor is that. And he kept calling her Joe, Well

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<v Speaker 1>not Joe, Joe, he goes, he goes. Joel's a celebrity.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's more that a celebrity has entered the room

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<v Speaker 1>and that changes the dynamics more that like, which is

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<v Speaker 1>interesting that you have this like celebrity coming in and

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<v Speaker 1>that everybody wants to impress the celebrity. Yeah, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Were used a star struck when you met Nick not starting.

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<v Speaker 1>I have been the most bizarrely star struck when I've

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<v Speaker 1>met reality TV starts. I remember I went crazy when

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<v Speaker 1>I met this guy Harold who was this season one

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<v Speaker 1>Top Chef winner. Oh my god. I was like, Harold,

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<v Speaker 1>I met your restaurant. I love your food. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I meant? I met a top chef. I met

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<v Speaker 1>one of the voltage O brothers, and I couldn't have

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<v Speaker 1>been weirder about it. Was like, oh my god, you're

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<v Speaker 1>the bad boys, Jeff, You're the bad boy who was

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<v Speaker 1>a can enable of top Jeff of course, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was pretty composed around. I had one. I

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<v Speaker 1>had one on him at this point. A he hit

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<v Speaker 1>on my wife? What did he do? What? I think?

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<v Speaker 1>I think he was just it wasn't untoward. He just

0:23:03.720 --> 0:23:05.800
<v Speaker 1>it's as a guy wants to do. I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>And he made a move. I don't even know if

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<v Speaker 1>we were married at that point, if we had rings,

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<v Speaker 1>and how did he hit? What did he He was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, I don't know. I think he just he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what's up? And yeah, he had to be like,

0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm with that guy. That's fine. I've done that.

0:23:18.720 --> 0:23:21.040
<v Speaker 1>You know. If I'm single, I'm out on the outs.

0:23:21.080 --> 0:23:23.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm hitting on anything that looks at me. Absolutely, Oh

0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:27.359
<v Speaker 1>my god, I know. I when I met Thomas. I

0:23:27.440 --> 0:23:29.679
<v Speaker 1>met Thomas years ago. We didn't prop together at YouTube

0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:32.720
<v Speaker 1>were many strange We did a lot of Stephen Reddy shows.

0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:34.600
<v Speaker 1>It was like you, Me and Scott Scott adds it

0:23:34.880 --> 0:23:36.800
<v Speaker 1>and a gun. There was always like a pistol. It

0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:38.919
<v Speaker 1>was a pistol, but then he was trying to do it.

0:23:39.000 --> 0:23:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Was like we did grab a water but then there

0:23:40.880 --> 0:23:42.439
<v Speaker 1>was one he was trying to do. That was like

0:23:42.480 --> 0:23:45.879
<v Speaker 1>if a pistol was introduced in the It was like

0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:47.639
<v Speaker 1>three of us. It was like you me, it may

0:23:47.720 --> 0:23:51.439
<v Speaker 1>even Tammy Sager and Scott adds it. And I remember

0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:56.200
<v Speaker 1>doing some bizarre like gothic. I don't know that's a rule.

0:23:56.240 --> 0:23:59.760
<v Speaker 1>It's in the Checkovs checkofs Checkov's gun. I think I

0:23:59.800 --> 0:24:01.400
<v Speaker 1>think we might have done checkops. We did a few

0:24:01.400 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 1>of those together. Um, but you were not married, but

0:24:03.840 --> 0:24:05.560
<v Speaker 1>now you're married and she got you into the bed.

0:24:05.800 --> 0:24:08.840
<v Speaker 1>When I saw The Bachelor, I was like how I

0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:12.639
<v Speaker 1>honestly thought, I was like, who the still watches that? Who?

0:24:12.680 --> 0:24:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Who gives up that many? It's the greatest thing? Do

0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:17.080
<v Speaker 1>you feel crazy when you watch it? Like you need

0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:19.680
<v Speaker 1>to talk about So this last week, these two hour

0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:23.199
<v Speaker 1>the Chad, I had a friend recently point out one

0:24:23.280 --> 0:24:25.800
<v Speaker 1>exciting thing because because that cut of him with this

0:24:26.000 --> 0:24:28.960
<v Speaker 1>finger going down after he's whistled through the woods, my

0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:32.080
<v Speaker 1>friend pointed out that they had actually been like helicopter

0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:35.159
<v Speaker 1>lifted to that hiking site with the machete in the

0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:37.720
<v Speaker 1>act when he walked all the way to I don't

0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:41.000
<v Speaker 1>know what. Here's the thing. Yeah, I think it's important

0:24:41.040 --> 0:24:45.760
<v Speaker 1>to not trust the Bachelor. Yeah, like the show because

0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:48.920
<v Speaker 1>it's from from like the previews of what's to come

0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:52.960
<v Speaker 1>to They trick you all the time, make you think

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:54.960
<v Speaker 1>that there was a fight in the pool that didn't

0:24:55.000 --> 0:24:57.040
<v Speaker 1>happen at all, or like last season when Ben, like

0:24:57.359 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 1>with all the spoilers, they made it seem like he

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:02.080
<v Speaker 1>changed his mind. Like with the phone call, they made

0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:04.439
<v Speaker 1>it seem like like yes said yes, like one no

0:25:04.560 --> 0:25:06.520
<v Speaker 1>to one and then changed his mind. Actually, as to

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:09.800
<v Speaker 1>the brilliant because as much as they're manipulating the people

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:13.520
<v Speaker 1>in the show, they're also manipulating us. Like there's psychopaths,

0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:17.280
<v Speaker 1>so people run that show are not from this world.

0:25:17.520 --> 0:25:19.720
<v Speaker 1>It's amazing and we fall into it. So I think,

0:25:20.080 --> 0:25:21.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, like what we're going to see, what I

0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:25.719
<v Speaker 1>guess next week is probably not as intense as what

0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 1>they want to like I forgot I forgot some of

0:25:28.760 --> 0:25:31.919
<v Speaker 1>my protein shaps, and he probably didn't because, like you know,

0:25:32.080 --> 0:25:40.360
<v Speaker 1>last season when they left old and shivering, there's no

0:25:40.440 --> 0:25:43.560
<v Speaker 1>way that they did because there's a camera there. And

0:25:43.760 --> 0:25:46.760
<v Speaker 1>what's the really awkward part is you know they're going

0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:49.080
<v Speaker 1>to be like, okay, sweetie, just so just stand there,

0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Uh if you can look sad, you know, I'm sure

0:25:52.920 --> 0:25:56.480
<v Speaker 1>you aren't. God, I feel so sorry, So I feel

0:25:56.520 --> 0:25:58.840
<v Speaker 1>for you, right, just if you can hold that look

0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:00.840
<v Speaker 1>because we're just gonna get a called because they had

0:26:00.880 --> 0:26:03.680
<v Speaker 1>to do a helicopter and they had a blow hole.

0:26:03.680 --> 0:26:07.320
<v Speaker 1>There was like blowholes coming up. It was incredible. It

0:26:07.440 --> 0:26:10.360
<v Speaker 1>was incredible. So she just got dumped embarrassed on television.

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Now she's cold the reality of that. And also with

0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:16.920
<v Speaker 1>the Prince farming when the Ashley Gut was crying in

0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:19.880
<v Speaker 1>the desert, like there's that's actually there's you can tell

0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:22.359
<v Speaker 1>it's there's a CG shot and you're like, well, I

0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:25.560
<v Speaker 1>can tell their orchestrating. Was that the one that was

0:26:25.600 --> 0:26:27.520
<v Speaker 1>they left her in bad Lands? Is that the one

0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:30.240
<v Speaker 1>I missed the bad Lands? I've heard about it obviously.

0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:36.439
<v Speaker 1>Now I wrote all about the bad lands. They just

0:26:36.520 --> 0:26:39.359
<v Speaker 1>they're they're tricky and I got it. I love those

0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 1>moments that the when you really sort of think about

0:26:42.720 --> 0:26:45.160
<v Speaker 1>the reality of that. So there's camera, there's a crew

0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:49.920
<v Speaker 1>left on the beach. There's a crew following Chad through

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:53.400
<v Speaker 1>the through the force. Apparently maybe he's by the way,

0:26:53.560 --> 0:26:55.040
<v Speaker 1>but by the way, I think they put like a

0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 1>night filter on, and he must They must have whistled

0:26:58.400 --> 0:27:00.879
<v Speaker 1>once and then they put it on loo like Robert

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Durst with the Jinks and his burbank. They put that

0:27:03.160 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 1>amazing whistle on. Incredible. I can't wait. I want to

0:27:07.000 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 1>give you a present right now. Okay, I can't believe

0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:11.880
<v Speaker 1>you don't know. I'm going to reveal one by one.

0:27:12.040 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 1>I wait till the mentell all or whatever to find

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:18.240
<v Speaker 1>out a couple of JC jammers. Here. These are the eleven.

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:21.639
<v Speaker 1>These are the so far half, because I know I

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:25.640
<v Speaker 1>take I take great joy in discovering when they walk

0:27:25.680 --> 0:27:28.400
<v Speaker 1>down the beach. But there'll be more there only there's

0:27:28.400 --> 0:27:29.879
<v Speaker 1>only two guys and now so far this is just

0:27:29.920 --> 0:27:31.800
<v Speaker 1>the first half of people announced. You're not going to

0:27:31.880 --> 0:27:34.920
<v Speaker 1>be disappointed. Okay, number one, I'm gonna number one. Guess

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 1>who's coming back? For more. Jared's coming back. Jared is

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:42.399
<v Speaker 1>one of those dudes that I think is he because

0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:44.679
<v Speaker 1>a lot of the people in the show, they go

0:27:44.760 --> 0:27:45.919
<v Speaker 1>on the show and then they kind of go back

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>to the regular. He's doing appearances. That's the thing. Jared

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:52.800
<v Speaker 1>and Ashley together do appearances. Sure, I think so, because

0:27:52.800 --> 0:27:55.080
<v Speaker 1>that's the thing. I looked at him because I'm from

0:27:55.119 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm from Bird Island. This doesn't like Hollywood illuminatio. Hey

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 1>don't see it party with Ashley if she's not crying, um, now,

0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 1>she's not in it, so I think because because last

0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 1>year she should not. What happened in that house between

0:28:13.640 --> 0:28:17.679
<v Speaker 1>she and her sister, the tears, the Disney fans that is, um.

0:28:17.920 --> 0:28:21.639
<v Speaker 1>They they they've got some some deep stuff going on.

0:28:22.280 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 1>They've got they've got some severe emotional like anybody that

0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.639
<v Speaker 1>needs to make up with Aladdin that badly, you know

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:32.479
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Like she was so locked into him

0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:37.280
<v Speaker 1>being a Laddin and she's jat Okay, number two I

0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:41.040
<v Speaker 1>did too at first. I liked girls, she's showing me

0:28:41.080 --> 0:28:45.040
<v Speaker 1>pictures of that. I like that. Haley. Haley got tough,

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:47.520
<v Speaker 1>like once once they cut Emily and Haley was there

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:50.520
<v Speaker 1>by herself I was surprised. I felt bad for her

0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:52.560
<v Speaker 1>when she went to meet Ben's mom, and Ben's mom

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>burst into tears at the thought of her being with

0:28:54.920 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Haley's I don't think she's like unintelligent or something. I

0:28:58.840 --> 0:29:02.520
<v Speaker 1>think they're stunted. She's unsophisticated. Yeah, and they're a little

0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:05.480
<v Speaker 1>like kids, like still in pink bedrooms kind of stuff.

0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:10.480
<v Speaker 1>They think that like uh like keen wise gross, Like yeah,

0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:15.480
<v Speaker 1>that like it's not it doesn't have like chocolate syrup. Right,

0:29:15.760 --> 0:29:18.920
<v Speaker 1>you're right. Kids. They go crazy for candy, that's all.

0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:21.440
<v Speaker 1>And as soon as they whatever, they figure that out.

0:29:21.480 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 1>Hopefully at one point they do. It'll be hard in

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Vegas and I I do remember when they went to

0:29:26.840 --> 0:29:29.200
<v Speaker 1>their house and how I'm mortified. She was like, oh, mom,

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:32.240
<v Speaker 1>you saw the photo. My boyfriend's all over like the

0:29:33.880 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Of course, all the boyfriends Freuse are like kind of

0:29:35.840 --> 0:29:38.680
<v Speaker 1>older shoes, and you got to be like an old

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:41.480
<v Speaker 1>guy to like be into dating one half of a

0:29:41.600 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 1>child twin child. And they're like professionally because I got

0:29:45.280 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 1>pretty obsessed with them. They are professional twins, Like they

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>get hired at parties as twins. They're beautiful, they're beautiful

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 1>and them along with Jojo. Actually they look so much

0:29:56.360 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 1>better without all the cover. That's the thing. Jojo is

0:29:58.640 --> 0:30:00.960
<v Speaker 1>so much cuter when she's so tom boy and when

0:30:01.000 --> 0:30:05.440
<v Speaker 1>she just goes snatch, but she does so much well

0:30:05.480 --> 0:30:07.719
<v Speaker 1>when you look at the mom you look at their

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 1>brothers and the cowl next sweaters, they're like their Texas money,

0:30:11.560 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Like their house is insane, their Texas money. He'll enjoy this.

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I went in deep on research because the brother was

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>so awful. The brother was so awful and like when

0:30:21.000 --> 0:30:23.200
<v Speaker 1>he like mouth kissed her as a greeting, like he

0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:24.840
<v Speaker 1>was such a dude. So I was like, what the

0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:27.560
<v Speaker 1>who is this guy? Here's what's He's probably a guy

0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 1>that's like I go on the business meetings and I

0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:32.640
<v Speaker 1>kill I kill people and I take the meats with

0:30:32.800 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 1>my teeth and I eat the meat in front of

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:37.960
<v Speaker 1>the them. He's like Chad, well he's he. That's why

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I actually thought Chad was going to go farther. Then

0:30:40.040 --> 0:30:42.520
<v Speaker 1>he got a little crazy. He here's what was after

0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 1>he was so suspicious with Ben about like you could

0:30:45.240 --> 0:30:47.840
<v Speaker 1>all these women like he turns out he was the

0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:50.920
<v Speaker 1>lead on a Fox dating show. He was the bachelor.

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 1>It was one that they didn't air all the episodes

0:30:53.560 --> 0:30:55.760
<v Speaker 1>that Ava and Gloria produced and they had to take

0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 1>it off the air because she dated him, even Greia

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 1>dated him. Then part of me goes, what's up with Jojo?

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a family with two TV Bachelor and Bachelor?

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>That's what the fund is wrong when comes from a

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:11.720
<v Speaker 1>long line take. Okay, So then they got paid enough

0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:15.760
<v Speaker 1>money to buy that house. I'm sure I bet these

0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>people give paid like a like a grand or something

0:31:19.600 --> 0:31:24.600
<v Speaker 1>like nothing. Okay, Lace, Lace, Lace is a hot mess. Man.

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:30.440
<v Speaker 1>She fine? But she she fine? Was she crazy? And

0:31:30.560 --> 0:31:32.600
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing, Like Lace was like trying. I don't

0:31:32.600 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 1>know if you watched After the Rose, but she was

0:31:34.240 --> 0:31:37.240
<v Speaker 1>like she was on with Paul Tompkins and Padget and

0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:40.000
<v Speaker 1>she was trying to like be sober, and like they

0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 1>kept trying to get her to say yes to going

0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 1>on and she's like no, no, no, I just want

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:44.840
<v Speaker 1>to take care of myself and like lo and behold,

0:31:44.840 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna get like four Margarite is in her as

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:51.360
<v Speaker 1>fast as they can. They don't want sober Lace in Paradise. Lace.

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 1>I wish all these people the best, I really do.

0:31:55.960 --> 0:32:03.400
<v Speaker 1>Chad Chadler Chadler, the Chadler. That's great, that's awesome. Can

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:06.440
<v Speaker 1>you pat your chat and horse? This is what I

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:08.520
<v Speaker 1>This is where I guess. This is what I guess

0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:12.360
<v Speaker 1>just in the question a question of human psyche, your

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 1>Chad You've gotten on the show. You're kind of an

0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:19.719
<v Speaker 1>intense guy, and you've perceived the reality of like all

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 1>these people are attacking. I don't doubt that his version

0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:26.360
<v Speaker 1>of reality is what he truly believes is happening. Right, Um,

0:32:26.760 --> 0:32:30.240
<v Speaker 1>But now you've been brought back and you know it's

0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:32.960
<v Speaker 1>for the reason that you're controversial. So now do you

0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:35.080
<v Speaker 1>go as a person. I'm trying to put myself in

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:38.920
<v Speaker 1>chance shoes for doing some character character. I going to

0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:42.360
<v Speaker 1>the show kind of aware that, like people want to

0:32:42.400 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 1>see what people want to see, Like, do I get

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:46.640
<v Speaker 1>an ego about like I'm a dick kid That's okay, man,

0:32:46.720 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 1>that's what people like. Or do I go I did

0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 1>not like how I came across this is my chance

0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 1>to redeem myself, or like I hope he doesn't. Where

0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:56.000
<v Speaker 1>do you go mentally? I hope you know what? I

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:59.840
<v Speaker 1>depends on the producers, like they're a fan favorite. Yeah,

0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Yet do they tell him it's for being a villain.

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>It's for being the arguably one of the worst people

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 1>that's ever graced the Bachelor's stage. Do they say that

0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 1>or is it because or just like they love you?

0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 1>That sucks that you got eliminated. You pull really well,

0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:19.240
<v Speaker 1>you know did they build them up? I mean he's

0:33:19.280 --> 0:33:21.640
<v Speaker 1>such a great Did you know that he bought up

0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:24.560
<v Speaker 1>all the web domains and routed him like he's such

0:33:24.640 --> 0:33:28.240
<v Speaker 1>like what he takes the next level? He's next level?

0:33:28.320 --> 0:33:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Talk about he actually could have faced off of JoJo's brothers.

0:33:31.480 --> 0:33:35.560
<v Speaker 1>He loved him, Oh my god, Like I don't know,

0:33:35.760 --> 0:33:38.560
<v Speaker 1>like because what was scary about Chad was when he

0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:41.040
<v Speaker 1>was talking to her, when he confess that his mom

0:33:41.080 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 1>had just died and something that there was like he

0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:46.800
<v Speaker 1>was charming with her at first, Yeah the mom died,

0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Like thing, maye go oh maybe like just feel like,

0:33:50.640 --> 0:33:53.320
<v Speaker 1>oh no, what we're watching is not necessarily a guy

0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 1>who goes in he eats meat and says I'm going

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:59.640
<v Speaker 1>to crush and kill. Is we're watching six months into

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:02.640
<v Speaker 1>like Falling Down? Right? You know this is who's in

0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Falling Down? Is it um Aristotle? Looking up Aristontle? It's

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Michael Douglas. Uh, is it like, who's in falling down?

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:16.839
<v Speaker 1>Here's the lead, who's the lead? Who's the lad? Get

0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:22.879
<v Speaker 1>some cable internet man, get fiber optics. It's falling down.

0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:26.800
<v Speaker 1>It's essentially a man who's had something terrible happened and

0:34:26.840 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 1>he's crumbling and he's emotionally racked and he's doing this.

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 1>That's hang of that. But then you're you know, that's

0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:36.279
<v Speaker 1>the thing. I think it's I think you're no in

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 1>your head. I think there's so much. I think that's like,

0:34:46.360 --> 0:34:49.200
<v Speaker 1>there's so there's so much of a roid. It's a roid,

0:34:50.200 --> 0:34:52.920
<v Speaker 1>seems a roid nous there definitely seems like he fully

0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:56.960
<v Speaker 1>admitted to he's a bully guy, and he probably was

0:34:57.040 --> 0:35:01.200
<v Speaker 1>a bully, and I he seems a sell admitted alpha

0:35:01.640 --> 0:35:04.800
<v Speaker 1>alpha bully man. Yeah, we would have gotten along great

0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:09.920
<v Speaker 1>in middle school. You guys, would you guys would have

0:35:09.960 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 1>been too piece and would I would have been the

0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:14.800
<v Speaker 1>mouth and if everyone came at me, he'd step in

0:35:14.840 --> 0:35:18.640
<v Speaker 1>because he's like, that's my boy making fun of myself.

0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I love the idea of you two.

0:35:21.320 --> 0:35:24.279
<v Speaker 1>It's like best friend. And then he would have your better,

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:26.520
<v Speaker 1>he would have your back, would be like, nobody messes

0:35:26.560 --> 0:35:29.919
<v Speaker 1>with Thomas. You don't mess with Thomas. Thomas is my boy. Yeah,

0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:32.960
<v Speaker 1>I would be I would be Daniel to him. Oh

0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 1>my god, Daniel. Daniel hasn't gotten enough airtime on our podcast.

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:39.960
<v Speaker 1>What I am obsessed his tour. I have a long tour,

0:35:40.000 --> 0:35:44.160
<v Speaker 1>so naturally his tour. So he's a swimmers body? Is

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:47.160
<v Speaker 1>that what it is? I know I have one of those.

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:51.520
<v Speaker 1>It's not as hulking as any one of the bachelors

0:35:51.600 --> 0:35:54.560
<v Speaker 1>except for what's his name Wells? Well we all we

0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:56.600
<v Speaker 1>all have crushes on Wells. We like Wells the best. Yeah,

0:35:57.040 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 1>he's a cute, skinny guy. But but like, but like

0:36:00.160 --> 0:36:05.400
<v Speaker 1>the Daniel, Daniel, damn Daniel. I remember that first episode

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:08.279
<v Speaker 1>standing crazy, He's gumping in the pool, and I remember thinking, like,

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:10.560
<v Speaker 1>of course it's the fucking Canadian one. And then the

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:15.720
<v Speaker 1>other Canadian guy, the Asian guy, who I was like, dude, Kenny,

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:17.960
<v Speaker 1>help me out here. I mean, we did have a

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:21.880
<v Speaker 1>bachelor before, but like, and actually a few others, but no,

0:36:22.680 --> 0:36:27.560
<v Speaker 1>it was I I liked Daniel's sweetness of like he

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:30.319
<v Speaker 1>was drawn to Chad, like he was like a little

0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 1>puppy drawn him, like he had like such like a

0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:35.320
<v Speaker 1>man friend crush. And then and then he realized that

0:36:35.440 --> 0:36:37.239
<v Speaker 1>he you can see Daniels a good guy and he

0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:38.919
<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to go down with the Chad chack. Yeah,

0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:43.720
<v Speaker 1>and he's in his uh limited capacity to express himself.

0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:46.759
<v Speaker 1>Did say, hey, buddy, maybe don't be like Hitler, you know,

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:50.880
<v Speaker 1>or like Musolini. I'm sorry, let's say I can't be.

0:36:51.200 --> 0:36:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I can't be. It's essentially, if you're Hitler, I can't

0:36:54.560 --> 0:36:58.839
<v Speaker 1>be Musolini. But that came out so fun. Don't call

0:36:58.920 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 1>me Hitler. I loved let's see your Hitler. Let's not

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:03.560
<v Speaker 1>Sam Hitler. Let's just say you were, Let's not say

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:06.439
<v Speaker 1>I have It was the best like and it's also

0:37:06.520 --> 0:37:08.960
<v Speaker 1>like I loved that he was trying to communicate and

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:11.719
<v Speaker 1>he actually had a few references that were like, no,

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Hitler is a pretty well known guy. But like that

0:37:13.920 --> 0:37:16.640
<v Speaker 1>he went to like Mussolini. I felt like like I

0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:20.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, well, I also liked it when he played

0:37:20.120 --> 0:37:23.640
<v Speaker 1>a little prank on Evan. Remember I'm gonna bean nude,

0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 1>and then it's like, don't worry, I'm not. And Evan

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:31.839
<v Speaker 1>is Evan almost, he's almost he sucks as bad as Chad,

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:34.320
<v Speaker 1>but he doesn't have he doesn't have a redeeming quality.

0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:36.239
<v Speaker 1>He's just like a little rat dude. He's it's like,

0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:37.719
<v Speaker 1>what the fund do you think is? You know what

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:40.200
<v Speaker 1>he said, don't poke the chid bear. You keep poking

0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:42.759
<v Speaker 1>the Chad bear. Everybody's but he's doing. It's just like

0:37:42.800 --> 0:37:46.759
<v Speaker 1>a little such a little bit about it. He's been

0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:48.880
<v Speaker 1>a little bit to this dumb hair and it's like,

0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:50.920
<v Speaker 1>and I want to like him because he's probably out

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:53.719
<v Speaker 1>of all those guys, like he could be here at meltdown.

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like buying and so it's like, hey man, he's

0:37:57.520 --> 0:38:01.480
<v Speaker 1>such a nerd, Like if Chad doesn't need to pitch

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:05.719
<v Speaker 1>up a little bit the other day Chad, which is

0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:07.719
<v Speaker 1>how I feel like Comic Con every time I go.

0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, we need a couple of bullies here to

0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:12.600
<v Speaker 1>like keep these dudes in checking because they're being too

0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 1>big a nerds. Like I felt like when Chad spoke

0:38:16.760 --> 0:38:18.560
<v Speaker 1>like as the truth tell her that he was when

0:38:18.600 --> 0:38:21.200
<v Speaker 1>he said to her, you're not really into him, and

0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:23.080
<v Speaker 1>she was like, what what do you mean? Like she's like,

0:38:23.160 --> 0:38:25.880
<v Speaker 1>you're not fucking for real giving this dude a rose

0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:31.200
<v Speaker 1>and tact. That's the thing he was lacking, but he's right.

0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 1>He's like, are you gotta kidding me? Because there is

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:38.239
<v Speaker 1>no way that they would ever end up together. She's

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:40.480
<v Speaker 1>doing this as a statement of like this and also

0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:44.040
<v Speaker 1>probably producers being like, you gotta give it to nerd Linger.

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:50.640
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, yeah, yeah, there was a moment of it's

0:38:50.680 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 1>like unbelievable. I was going to go somewhere, but I

0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:55.719
<v Speaker 1>jumped off the train. I have two more people to

0:38:55.760 --> 0:39:00.439
<v Speaker 1>tell you're gonna be a bachelor. Wich're exciting Jubilee Jubiliere better.

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:07.479
<v Speaker 1>I think she's the sexiest woman. She in her little

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:12.520
<v Speaker 1>bikini dancing for Ben. She's got tats, she's complicated what

0:39:12.719 --> 0:39:17.879
<v Speaker 1>I feel about Thomas, And I've told this to my wife.

0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:21.239
<v Speaker 1>Even so, this is not speaking out of turn I

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:27.440
<v Speaker 1>feel and this is probably incredibly insensitive and like showing

0:39:27.560 --> 0:39:30.279
<v Speaker 1>how racially ignorant I am. But I feel like she's

0:39:30.280 --> 0:39:33.200
<v Speaker 1>where she from Miami or something like that, Like she

0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 1>probably Mimi, Yeah, but yeah, listen, Mami. She probably gets

0:39:37.239 --> 0:39:41.200
<v Speaker 1>like dudes like girl, what girl? Like it's so Browian

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:43.080
<v Speaker 1>duty and all that kind of stuff, And she she

0:39:43.360 --> 0:39:47.680
<v Speaker 1>probably would love me to introduce her to Elliott Smith

0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:50.880
<v Speaker 1>and like Nick Drake and we'll go to a Stephan

0:39:50.960 --> 0:39:54.280
<v Speaker 1>Stephen concert and like, I can bond over Neutum Hotel

0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:55.960
<v Speaker 1>and be like see looking like show her a comic

0:39:55.960 --> 0:39:58.040
<v Speaker 1>book store and like, hey, you want to see an

0:39:58.040 --> 0:39:59.880
<v Speaker 1>improv comedy show? And she'd be like what the fund is?

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:03.440
<v Speaker 1>And the like I love it. She probably just needs

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 1>like creative, weird, sensitive in a different show her her world.

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 1>If if your wife was never born, if she didn't exist,

0:40:12.280 --> 0:40:15.359
<v Speaker 1>and you had a chance, would I would run away

0:40:15.360 --> 0:40:17.479
<v Speaker 1>with Jubilee. I would definitely try and get a number.

0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:21.120
<v Speaker 1>I would be like, would you ever consider this first?

0:40:21.360 --> 0:40:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Because maybe she isn't the muscles? And then no, no, no,

0:40:24.600 --> 0:40:26.920
<v Speaker 1>she liked Ben because and she I agree with you.

0:40:27.040 --> 0:40:28.960
<v Speaker 1>I do agree with you. I actually think that she

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:33.160
<v Speaker 1>she has a strength there, but there is this vulnerability

0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 1>and she needs some a guy like I agree with you,

0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:38.880
<v Speaker 1>and I think that you showing her taking her to

0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:41.919
<v Speaker 1>UCB your miltown. I love the idea of you taking

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:44.279
<v Speaker 1>her to a couple of days to be like, look,

0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:47.320
<v Speaker 1>sense of kids exist. I can help you. I like

0:40:47.560 --> 0:40:50.239
<v Speaker 1>that idea, but I never can because I'm stuck married

0:40:50.320 --> 0:40:54.600
<v Speaker 1>to a really incredible girl. I'm so sorry sucks. I'm

0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 1>so sorry. Well, I'm hoping that I'm do you think so? Now?

0:40:58.960 --> 0:41:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Right now? Is just it's not going to beat. Julie

0:41:00.800 --> 0:41:02.800
<v Speaker 1>and Chad are going to butt heads because they're both alpha,

0:41:04.360 --> 0:41:09.680
<v Speaker 1>and then there's Jubilee and Jared. That is maybe. But

0:41:09.760 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 1>here's the other one. They're bringing back this single mom

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Amanda from last year. She made it to the final.

0:41:15.840 --> 0:41:17.279
<v Speaker 1>It's like, why do you keep leaving? Why do you

0:41:17.360 --> 0:41:21.320
<v Speaker 1>keep about not can't standing leaving your kids? Why do

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 1>you keep leaving your kids? Booth? Well, did you see

0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:26.160
<v Speaker 1>the time when Ben visiting? Oh my god, I tell you,

0:41:27.480 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you why. I gotta say I part of

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:33.400
<v Speaker 1>me feels like Jared and Amanda might hook up for

0:41:33.400 --> 0:41:34.759
<v Speaker 1>a little bit and then he won't be able to deal.

0:41:35.920 --> 0:41:38.560
<v Speaker 1>They'll send the kids down and then they listen Ashley

0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I and to come weep as she's falling in love

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:44.720
<v Speaker 1>with Amanda. Yeah, but the thing is, yeah, Jubilee, to believe,

0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:47.600
<v Speaker 1>is a good addition to Bilie lace Chad. That's a

0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 1>solid cast. Let's turn it out to be pretty red.

0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:55.080
<v Speaker 1>That's a pretty red. I hope, um she won't, but

0:41:55.160 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 1>I hope Claire comes back. But Oh my god, more

0:41:57.880 --> 0:42:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Claire Apocalypse. I'm like a Claire, but she won't. I

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:03.040
<v Speaker 1>feel like last Bachelor in Paradise, she was like, what

0:42:03.239 --> 0:42:05.479
<v Speaker 1>am I doing? Well? I felt what am I doing

0:42:05.560 --> 0:42:07.400
<v Speaker 1>on the show. She's been convinced to be on the

0:42:07.440 --> 0:42:09.759
<v Speaker 1>show again. She's like, I gotta stop. Well what is

0:42:10.200 --> 0:42:14.239
<v Speaker 1>yeah her? You can see that she is a hot

0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:16.600
<v Speaker 1>lady and like, but the fact that she wasn't getting

0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:20.720
<v Speaker 1>picked like her fucking her roastar Mooney behavior was really

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:24.160
<v Speaker 1>she reminds me of someone I know, though I'm not

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:28.719
<v Speaker 1>gonna like out on the internet, but like, I know

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:31.879
<v Speaker 1>that personality. She's just like, if you just chilled out

0:42:31.920 --> 0:42:34.319
<v Speaker 1>for a little bit, your inter beauty would match her

0:42:34.320 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 1>out and everyone will be like, see how beautiful awesome

0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 1>you are. But instead you're this like walk downstairs, like

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:46.200
<v Speaker 1>I cut my own hair. I'm beautiful now. Isn't that

0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:48.919
<v Speaker 1>what you want? And you're like, whoa, whoa, chill, We're

0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:52.320
<v Speaker 1>all cool with you before everybody chill. But she's also

0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:55.719
<v Speaker 1>she's also like kind of she feels a bit more

0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:58.799
<v Speaker 1>like a like a white wine drunk mom. She gets

0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:01.880
<v Speaker 1>a couple, She's like, look at you, you're just salsa

0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:03.839
<v Speaker 1>and I could take my chip and yeah, you're right

0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:06.680
<v Speaker 1>you and you're like, oh mom, yeah, you're like's just like,

0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just being bad. I'm just my girls and I'm

0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:11.680
<v Speaker 1>getting bad. I got my chaballet and I'm good to go. Yeah,

0:43:11.960 --> 0:43:14.239
<v Speaker 1>that's probably I feel a little caddy because I've got

0:43:14.280 --> 0:43:17.480
<v Speaker 1>all these people are really nice, lovely people, and I'm sorry,

0:43:17.520 --> 0:43:20.959
<v Speaker 1>we're just having fun. Were you I? Did you watch

0:43:21.040 --> 0:43:25.840
<v Speaker 1>the wedding between Jade and Tannery too? Wait? Did I

0:43:25.960 --> 0:43:28.520
<v Speaker 1>watched the wedding between Jade and Tanner? No? I watched

0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:33.040
<v Speaker 1>the wedding between was his name and big old Titties

0:43:34.120 --> 0:43:41.279
<v Speaker 1>give big Jack Jade and t I'm tying. Paul Sheer

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:44.320
<v Speaker 1>was at the wedding, right, wasn't he there? As was

0:43:45.120 --> 0:43:49.000
<v Speaker 1>as was Burning Love. Ken Marino was there. They were

0:43:49.080 --> 0:43:51.919
<v Speaker 1>both at the wedding. They were there. They were at

0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 1>the wedding, so they got married. They got married. Okay,

0:43:57.760 --> 0:44:00.560
<v Speaker 1>you can anyone think this is okay? Who else is

0:44:00.600 --> 0:44:04.640
<v Speaker 1>coming back, Thomas, Carly? Carly is coming back for another round?

0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:07.759
<v Speaker 1>How did you feel? She? That was a thing. I

0:44:07.880 --> 0:44:11.680
<v Speaker 1>want to like Carly because she's a performer, She's part

0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:14.520
<v Speaker 1>of us. She's one of our trump and I do

0:44:14.719 --> 0:44:17.919
<v Speaker 1>like her, but when she breaks into song, oh my god,

0:44:18.000 --> 0:44:21.400
<v Speaker 1>I want to stare at the ground and wait for

0:44:21.480 --> 0:44:24.040
<v Speaker 1>it to be over because that is so uncomfortable. She

0:44:24.239 --> 0:44:26.840
<v Speaker 1>sang at Tanner and Jay's wedding and it wasn't it

0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 1>was she serenaded them, and it made me really uncomfortable

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:34.920
<v Speaker 1>as anyone who just is like, can I sing like that? No,

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:38.279
<v Speaker 1>if you ever have the inclination, don't. How do you

0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:42.640
<v Speaker 1>feel about James Taylor? Jan's Taylor? He's too He's so positive.

0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:46.879
<v Speaker 1>He's like, um, I don't know anyone that positive. He's

0:44:46.920 --> 0:44:50.320
<v Speaker 1>like a Disney baby or something like. He's just so positive.

0:44:50.520 --> 0:44:52.480
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm going to tell you. I mean he's

0:44:52.560 --> 0:44:56.279
<v Speaker 1>really hands not well, he's cute, but he's he's fun,

0:44:56.760 --> 0:45:00.880
<v Speaker 1>he's sweet, he's sweetie. But you know he who's that positive?

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:03.440
<v Speaker 1>All I'm going to tell you, I'm a musician. Here's

0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:06.360
<v Speaker 1>here's another thing that we learned. So the front runers.

0:45:06.440 --> 0:45:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Jordan's Jordan Rodgers, so Katie quarterback for both teams. That insane,

0:45:14.160 --> 0:45:17.279
<v Speaker 1>by the way, Like it's like the quarterback like just

0:45:17.360 --> 0:45:19.479
<v Speaker 1>be that if there was no quarterback and guy would

0:45:19.560 --> 0:45:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and one guy got picked to be the quarterback, like, yes,

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:24.280
<v Speaker 1>the quarterback. You know what happens to the quarterback always

0:45:24.280 --> 0:45:27.040
<v Speaker 1>because a girl something like line like that. And then

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:33.480
<v Speaker 1>dude is guarantee quarterback guaranteed, I know. And you're like,

0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:35.160
<v Speaker 1>you're like, why do you need to come on the show,

0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 1>like you clearly get girls. He must, you must. Day.

0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:42.719
<v Speaker 1>He's got to be massive poonani just coming at it. Yeah,

0:45:42.760 --> 0:45:45.640
<v Speaker 1>his phone's gotta be blown up, like just puss picks

0:45:45.719 --> 0:45:48.719
<v Speaker 1>being like come get it, come get here. He's a

0:45:48.760 --> 0:45:52.879
<v Speaker 1>little puss pick get Yeah, he's he's swimming and poond. Yeah,

0:45:52.960 --> 0:45:55.080
<v Speaker 1>he's probably not even on Tinder. He's probably on that

0:45:55.239 --> 0:45:58.279
<v Speaker 1>like the tender first Celebs whatever the Yeah, I just

0:45:58.400 --> 0:46:00.439
<v Speaker 1>learned about that. He's probably on that. I just learned

0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:03.360
<v Speaker 1>about that. I bet he is. I just learned about that.

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 1>There's okay, Well you'll enjoy this. On October, Rogers was

0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:12.919
<v Speaker 1>signed as a member of the BC Lions practice roster

0:46:13.560 --> 0:46:18.480
<v Speaker 1>after attending the team's minicamp. In April, he abruptly quit

0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Hold Please to pursue a career in television and to

0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:27.120
<v Speaker 1>star in the Las Vegas cast of the musical Damn yankes.

0:46:27.600 --> 0:46:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Sorry what true story? True story, that's from Katie. We

0:46:34.480 --> 0:46:36.640
<v Speaker 1>got it. We've been waiting till we waited. We saved this.

0:46:36.800 --> 0:46:40.200
<v Speaker 1>He gave up a beautiful career in the Canadian Football

0:46:40.280 --> 0:46:46.560
<v Speaker 1>League Star musical in the Las Vegas Kenny Dance. I

0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:50.040
<v Speaker 1>don't know. This has got to come up. Does the Bachelor?

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Do the producers of The Bachelor and know this? Well,

0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:58.440
<v Speaker 1>if they've been redacting and listening, can you handle what? So?

0:46:58.640 --> 0:47:04.880
<v Speaker 1>He does? So the Las Vegas he quit abruptly to

0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:07.760
<v Speaker 1>go bee in the Las Vegas version of the musical

0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Damn Yankees. I wonder if he was like a cameo.

0:47:11.160 --> 0:47:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about football. Was he was when

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:15.880
<v Speaker 1>he was playing? Was he? I know, he's like the

0:47:15.920 --> 0:47:21.080
<v Speaker 1>brother of the so is he kind of like? Is

0:47:21.120 --> 0:47:23.520
<v Speaker 1>he recognizable? Like? I wonder if he was a walk

0:47:23.600 --> 0:47:29.279
<v Speaker 1>on and it's like and or if he's p's the star? Yeah,

0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:32.480
<v Speaker 1>you have to be the song of dance man. Isn't that?

0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:35.720
<v Speaker 1>I hope this is I hope there's a challenge Google,

0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:39.360
<v Speaker 1>We do you mind googling Jordan Rogers Damn Yankees. Here's

0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:42.640
<v Speaker 1>the other one we have not discussed. Um Ben Higgins

0:47:42.800 --> 0:47:47.480
<v Speaker 1>last year's Bachelor, has announced that he's running for Republican

0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Senate in Colorado. Okay, well, gloves are off, pal, I

0:47:54.760 --> 0:47:57.920
<v Speaker 1>always okay. I was literally when you said Ben Rogers,

0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Ben Higgins, I was going to be like, you know,

0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:03.480
<v Speaker 1>that guy started off as this, but then he won

0:48:03.560 --> 0:48:08.520
<v Speaker 1>me over. Fuck you, you Republican piece of ship. Oh

0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:10.520
<v Speaker 1>this is a great time to go get behind the

0:48:10.560 --> 0:48:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Republican party with Trump looming. Fuck you, you just show

0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 1>your true colors. You're more bland than white bread dipped

0:48:18.760 --> 0:48:27.680
<v Speaker 1>in fucking skim milk. You'r soggy skim milk soaked white

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:30.560
<v Speaker 1>bread with the crust cut off. It's also like, like

0:48:30.680 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 1>it said, he was like an I T guy or

0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:36.960
<v Speaker 1>something like what you said. Caitlin was like, have you

0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:39.880
<v Speaker 1>ever had sex before? She she thought he was a

0:48:39.960 --> 0:48:42.520
<v Speaker 1>virgin at one point, and I get it because the

0:48:42.640 --> 0:48:47.160
<v Speaker 1>guy was like a sexual I forgot you. I mean

0:48:47.280 --> 0:48:49.600
<v Speaker 1>she had to flat out ask him, be like, wait,

0:48:49.680 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 1>are you a virgin? That he wore a lot of

0:48:51.719 --> 0:48:55.440
<v Speaker 1>cowl neck sweaters too, You're right, are you? I was

0:48:55.480 --> 0:48:57.960
<v Speaker 1>going to give him a little bit of props. Man.

0:48:58.000 --> 0:48:59.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you're a great guy. I'm sure very nice.

0:48:59.840 --> 0:49:03.359
<v Speaker 1>You You've made America believe you're very nice. But I'm

0:49:03.400 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 1>sure your policies should you be elected will Caitlin had

0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:12.680
<v Speaker 1>to ask if you did? Of course, she's a Republican

0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:16.520
<v Speaker 1>and like and like, and I get the feeling. I

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:19.360
<v Speaker 1>get the feeling that his lady that he picked is

0:49:19.440 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 1>to like eat now that JoJo's on and I was like,

0:49:22.200 --> 0:49:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Jojo so sexy, like that, He's like that. I feel like,

0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:28.120
<v Speaker 1>what did he pick again? That boring girl? The blonde girl,

0:49:28.280 --> 0:49:31.759
<v Speaker 1>Lauren Lauren? I think she was that boring. I the

0:49:31.800 --> 0:49:33.920
<v Speaker 1>whole time. I was like, that will never work. I mean,

0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 1>if she keeps her career, is that you know this

0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:39.919
<v Speaker 1>girl's international, she's an airline. Yeah, yeah, she's fine, she'll

0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:43.880
<v Speaker 1>be so it's like, cool, you're in Hong Kong and

0:49:43.920 --> 0:49:45.160
<v Speaker 1>then this and that and this and that and I'll

0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:48.320
<v Speaker 1>see you one day out of a month. No, it

0:49:48.360 --> 0:49:53.000
<v Speaker 1>won't work. It's not gonna work. Oh my god, Thomas

0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:55.680
<v Speaker 1>can I This has been such a pleasure. I have

0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:58.120
<v Speaker 1>to say, I mean, you know what was really good

0:49:58.160 --> 0:50:01.000
<v Speaker 1>because it was like if wasn't on last night, I

0:50:01.040 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't have anybody to talk to about this, and I'm

0:50:03.160 --> 0:50:04.960
<v Speaker 1>so glad we had to do. We kind of did

0:50:05.040 --> 0:50:08.839
<v Speaker 1>like a recap like the best Best do you remember when?

0:50:09.040 --> 0:50:11.319
<v Speaker 1>But we also did but we also announced a bouch

0:50:11.360 --> 0:50:14.840
<v Speaker 1>from Paradise. I mean, this is who are you rooting

0:50:14.880 --> 0:50:20.640
<v Speaker 1>for this season? Um? Do you like Chase that who

0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:25.160
<v Speaker 1>had the sexy yoga with her? Oh? No, he's kind

0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:27.719
<v Speaker 1>of he's boring. He's a bit boring. I like well,

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:31.120
<v Speaker 1>I like Wells. We'll never get Jojo will never pick Wells. Now,

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:33.719
<v Speaker 1>are you into Jojo? Do you think she's hot? I

0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:37.200
<v Speaker 1>think she's hot when she's kind of going more on

0:50:37.360 --> 0:50:40.880
<v Speaker 1>natural and she's very she's very. When she was in

0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:43.600
<v Speaker 1>the kind of at the end with then and they

0:50:43.640 --> 0:50:45.680
<v Speaker 1>were at the tropical setting or whatever, her freckles were

0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:49.560
<v Speaker 1>coming up. Yes, she was so cute that she was adorable.

0:50:49.560 --> 0:50:51.799
<v Speaker 1>Also when they went to Chicago and they were at

0:50:51.800 --> 0:50:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Wrigley Field and she was in the little club's outfit

0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:55.160
<v Speaker 1>and she was just she was really cute, like the

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 1>little baseball jersey. Bless her. She's got a great bod.

0:51:00.160 --> 0:51:05.799
<v Speaker 1>Bad Um I am. I hope she finds happiness. And uh,

0:51:06.040 --> 0:51:08.520
<v Speaker 1>let's see who who who's on the shop. I'll show

0:51:08.560 --> 0:51:11.160
<v Speaker 1>you are I'll show you are I do. I have

0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:13.560
<v Speaker 1>the cast line up here to who's left, because I

0:51:13.600 --> 0:51:15.640
<v Speaker 1>think a quarterback is gonna win. I think you think

0:51:15.680 --> 0:51:18.640
<v Speaker 1>so in the end that I do, unless somehow all

0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:20.880
<v Speaker 1>the guys decided to gang up on him and like

0:51:21.000 --> 0:51:25.800
<v Speaker 1>spread scroll down. I like Alex what he's done for

0:51:25.880 --> 0:51:29.520
<v Speaker 1>the country, but he's kind of he's also kind of

0:51:29.560 --> 0:51:32.000
<v Speaker 1>a little bit too, Like he's just like he's a

0:51:32.040 --> 0:51:34.200
<v Speaker 1>little gossip. He kind of little birdie. All of them

0:51:34.200 --> 0:51:35.920
<v Speaker 1>are a bit. It's great how they all turned into

0:51:36.000 --> 0:51:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I love that they gave Chad the

0:51:38.000 --> 0:51:40.400
<v Speaker 1>largest machete on earth and him a tiny, little a

0:51:40.480 --> 0:51:45.200
<v Speaker 1>little ax. I like Derek the Junker. You like him

0:51:46.040 --> 0:51:48.799
<v Speaker 1>like he's done handsome, but he he but I don't

0:51:48.840 --> 0:51:50.400
<v Speaker 1>feel like he has sex appeal, but you like him.

0:51:50.600 --> 0:51:52.719
<v Speaker 1>He's He actually stood up to Chad though, which I liked.

0:51:52.800 --> 0:51:55.320
<v Speaker 1>He legit stood up to Chat and was in a

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:58.200
<v Speaker 1>very like calm way. Yeah, he was a man that

0:51:58.360 --> 0:52:01.080
<v Speaker 1>he gained points for me in that moment. I like

0:52:01.200 --> 0:52:03.479
<v Speaker 1>how the ones that are gone are in black and white.

0:52:04.760 --> 0:52:06.600
<v Speaker 1>It's like, did you ever see this reality show? It

0:52:06.719 --> 0:52:09.000
<v Speaker 1>was a few years ago, a couple of years Ago

0:52:09.080 --> 0:52:12.800
<v Speaker 1>called The Quest. It was like Larpin but it was

0:52:12.840 --> 0:52:15.759
<v Speaker 1>on ABC pain live action role playing, like people had

0:52:15.800 --> 0:52:17.640
<v Speaker 1>to like dress and outfits and two challenges. It was

0:52:17.680 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 1>so weird, but I loved it. It won't ever, it's

0:52:21.600 --> 0:52:25.040
<v Speaker 1>not going to come back because like America didn't love Larpain,

0:52:26.719 --> 0:52:29.560
<v Speaker 1>but when they got Limited, they were like and they're

0:52:29.600 --> 0:52:31.960
<v Speaker 1>like faces were projected to these holograms on the whole

0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:35.360
<v Speaker 1>of heroes. But I also like when you go on

0:52:35.400 --> 0:52:38.320
<v Speaker 1>because I think Jordan and Lucre are front runners. I

0:52:38.480 --> 0:52:41.160
<v Speaker 1>loved st Nick. Yeah, I can't believe you got a limited.

0:52:41.200 --> 0:52:44.040
<v Speaker 1>That's a bummer. He's not black, He's not he should

0:52:44.040 --> 0:52:47.080
<v Speaker 1>be blacked out. I just got a great jaw line. Yeah,

0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:50.080
<v Speaker 1>he was cute. Yeah, you know what. They also call

0:52:50.120 --> 0:52:52.319
<v Speaker 1>him contestants, which is the best, Like they really they

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:55.839
<v Speaker 1>call it rather than Bachelor's they're called contestants. Yeah, Vinny,

0:52:56.000 --> 0:52:59.839
<v Speaker 1>Vinnie's not gonna last, He's not gonna lasts. A great guy.

0:53:00.120 --> 0:53:02.560
<v Speaker 1>He's a great guy. He's a great he's a hair dresser.

0:53:03.040 --> 0:53:06.000
<v Speaker 1>James f Is probably gonna lie is the Jersey boxer guy.

0:53:06.239 --> 0:53:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I like his voice. I like him because I haven't

0:53:08.120 --> 0:53:09.759
<v Speaker 1>saw me. I would like him to read me a

0:53:09.800 --> 0:53:11.800
<v Speaker 1>bedtime stories, got a nice voice, or at least like

0:53:11.840 --> 0:53:13.920
<v Speaker 1>come over and be friends with your dad, like bread

0:53:14.000 --> 0:53:17.759
<v Speaker 1>my hair and hang out with my dad. Totally. He

0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:21.600
<v Speaker 1>could totally be friends with my dad. Actually not my daddy.

0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:26.279
<v Speaker 1>I think Ali's probably out. He's too, he's very nice. Yeah,

0:53:26.440 --> 0:53:28.320
<v Speaker 1>he's probably out. I think he actually is out. I

0:53:28.400 --> 0:53:30.959
<v Speaker 1>think he is out. So as you think it's gonna

0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:33.120
<v Speaker 1>be you like Derek, you think it's gonna come down

0:53:33.160 --> 0:53:37.239
<v Speaker 1>to final to Derek and Jordan's no final Final two

0:53:37.680 --> 0:53:41.879
<v Speaker 1>is Luke and Jordan's interesting. I'm gonna say final two.

0:53:42.320 --> 0:53:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I think James. I think James Taylor is going to

0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:48.600
<v Speaker 1>go far, and I think, uh, Derek's gonna go for

0:53:48.800 --> 0:53:53.840
<v Speaker 1>me too. But I think America and Jojo won't to

0:53:53.880 --> 0:53:56.160
<v Speaker 1>see these kind of like they want to see the

0:53:56.239 --> 0:53:59.200
<v Speaker 1>dark brooding Luke and I want to see I'll star quarterback.

0:53:59.360 --> 0:54:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I will. I agree with you, and

0:54:01.600 --> 0:54:03.680
<v Speaker 1>then it's gonna be It's gonna be the quarterback Thomas

0:54:04.360 --> 0:54:07.680
<v Speaker 1>such a pleasure. I mean I already the same way.

0:54:07.760 --> 0:54:09.479
<v Speaker 1>It's like I bottled it in because it's not okay?

0:54:10.520 --> 0:54:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Can I mention it on? Like social media and people say, hey,

0:54:13.280 --> 0:54:16.040
<v Speaker 1>you've lost points of point. No, No, honestly, I've I

0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:18.000
<v Speaker 1>already liked you to begin with. But I feel like

0:54:18.040 --> 0:54:20.359
<v Speaker 1>we really, you know, we'd love to have you back

0:54:20.400 --> 0:54:22.359
<v Speaker 1>when we have like a like a real like maybe

0:54:22.400 --> 0:54:24.480
<v Speaker 1>a finale or something. We need to talk about it

0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:27.759
<v Speaker 1>like a real But we've already liked you to begin with.

0:54:27.880 --> 0:54:30.040
<v Speaker 1>And now I really feel like we've been through something here. Yeah,

0:54:30.160 --> 0:54:34.520
<v Speaker 1>it's been it's been intense. Okay, Well, if anyone, if

0:54:34.560 --> 0:54:38.759
<v Speaker 1>any contestants or anyone's listened to this and they felt

0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:41.680
<v Speaker 1>like we've been Caddy, I do want to apologize. We're

0:54:41.719 --> 0:54:44.319
<v Speaker 1>just all being We're just all having fun with the show,

0:54:44.880 --> 0:54:49.040
<v Speaker 1>and we're all great. It is sad to find out

0:54:49.200 --> 0:54:53.440
<v Speaker 1>that you're strong enough Republican been to run for office

0:54:55.200 --> 0:54:58.080
<v Speaker 1>just because I disagree so strongly with the publican part

0:54:58.120 --> 0:55:01.880
<v Speaker 1>of politics. I hope you fail miserably, Tons, and that

0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:05.880
<v Speaker 1>you realize that that's the wrong party to align yourself with.

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:07.960
<v Speaker 1>In fact, we should go a third one that's a

0:55:08.000 --> 0:55:10.440
<v Speaker 1>little bit more left than this moderate it will go

0:55:10.760 --> 0:55:17.440
<v Speaker 1>what just reconsider your stance? When does when does the

0:55:17.520 --> 0:55:21.399
<v Speaker 1>next season of Silicon Valley start? Uh? It's well, it's

0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:23.319
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of airing right now. So the next

0:55:23.400 --> 0:55:26.560
<v Speaker 1>one will be whatever, do you have anything else you

0:55:26.560 --> 0:55:29.200
<v Speaker 1>want to promote? Anything that you you don't have to

0:55:30.560 --> 0:55:34.440
<v Speaker 1>UM in terms of promotion, not really, well when does this?

0:55:34.680 --> 0:55:36.880
<v Speaker 1>When does this go out? Tomorrow? Okay? Well, if you're

0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:40.520
<v Speaker 1>in Los Angeles, there's this um a place called the

0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Silent Movie Theater better known as Cinefamily, and uh, I

0:55:45.160 --> 0:55:48.759
<v Speaker 1>am screening this movie I've been tweeting about it, called

0:55:48.800 --> 0:55:51.839
<v Speaker 1>The Blood of Heroes. It is a post apocalyptic sort

0:55:51.840 --> 0:55:54.600
<v Speaker 1>of Mad Maxi style movie, but it's a sports movie

0:55:55.440 --> 0:55:58.800
<v Speaker 1>and it's got Rugger Howard in it, Vincent Dinafrios and

0:55:59.760 --> 0:56:01.480
<v Speaker 1>no know, this is an eighties This is like an

0:56:01.520 --> 0:56:04.920
<v Speaker 1>eighties kind of B movie, but it's actually really good.

0:56:04.960 --> 0:56:07.240
<v Speaker 1>It's an a movie, and yes, one of these movies

0:56:07.320 --> 0:56:09.200
<v Speaker 1>that you you you may go into it being like

0:56:09.320 --> 0:56:12.080
<v Speaker 1>expecting to laugh at it, but it's genuinely a treat

0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:14.000
<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite movies of all time. We have

0:56:14.040 --> 0:56:18.719
<v Speaker 1>a three print. Wow, we're gonna be screening it. Enjoy coming.

0:56:18.800 --> 0:56:21.399
<v Speaker 1>What night is that? That's Saturday night at Cina Fami. Okay,

0:56:21.440 --> 0:56:23.719
<v Speaker 1>that Saturday night Cinefamily I will be if you're in

0:56:23.920 --> 0:56:27.160
<v Speaker 1>l A Thursday night at Meltdown, Jonah Ray and I

0:56:27.200 --> 0:56:29.640
<v Speaker 1>will be hosting the Tinkle Twins. Met Bronger will be there.

0:56:29.680 --> 0:56:32.400
<v Speaker 1>That's at nine, and then I'll be doing stand up

0:56:32.440 --> 0:56:37.520
<v Speaker 1>and salt Lake this weekend at Wise Guys, and I'm

0:56:37.560 --> 0:56:39.960
<v Speaker 1>doing a play that John Ross Bowie wrote with and

0:56:40.040 --> 0:56:42.680
<v Speaker 1>it's with Josh Brenner, who's also on Silicon Valley. Is

0:56:42.680 --> 0:56:45.520
<v Speaker 1>about the Ramons is all of July at the Bootleg Theater.

0:56:45.640 --> 0:56:48.600
<v Speaker 1>You can get tickets at Bootlegs dot com. I'm Martin

0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:51.479
<v Speaker 1>Marine along with Thomas Metal Dish. What a pleasure, Thomas,

0:56:51.560 --> 0:56:53.200
<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for coming on. We were so

0:56:53.320 --> 0:56:56.560
<v Speaker 1>excited to have you. And I'm um and uh and

0:56:56.719 --> 0:56:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I hope that Jubilee accepts your rose. It should something

0:56:59.760 --> 0:57:02.120
<v Speaker 1>of a happened to your wife. Well, let's hope, not

0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:06.200
<v Speaker 1>because I am happily married, but Jubilee, you can keep talking.

0:57:06.680 --> 0:57:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Listen to this song and you'll you'll understand. This is

0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:12.120
<v Speaker 1>going out to Jubilie. That's not going after Jubilie, for

0:57:15.239 --> 0:57:37.000
<v Speaker 1>it was these rules into your word, these rules word

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<v Speaker 1>Now leaving nice dot com