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Speaker 1: you accept this rouse? You accept this ruse into your world?
Speaker 1: Are all? M m? You accept this ruse? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special episode of Will
Speaker 1: You Accept This Rose? I am Arta Marine and my
Speaker 1: co host Erin Foley. Who she's she's she's on a revolution.
Speaker 1: She's aeron on the revolution, doing something somewhere. But we
Speaker 1: love her. But I have with me. First of all,
Speaker 1: we're waiting for Thomas middle Ditch, star of Silicon Valley.
Speaker 1: He should be here shortly, but we wanted to get
Speaker 1: on before he got here. I'm here with my two producers,
Speaker 1: the head of the Whole Nervous Podcast syndication syndicate, Katie
Speaker 1: Levine is and how and of course are the creator
Speaker 1: of the beautiful artwork that you see, the very elegant
Speaker 1: artwork that you see every week, the artwork I want
Speaker 1: to call you. Pronounce your last name correctly for me.
Speaker 1: Anna hosts n A. Oh my god. Well, okay, I
Speaker 1: just need to address this. I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like not since nick Vale was came back for Caitlin
Speaker 1: has there been such such anticipation scam Dondal's rumors. Where
Speaker 1: is the secret episode for will you accept this Rose?
Speaker 1: Where is it? We want Christian first of all fans
Speaker 1: out there, Can I just tell you we feel the
Speaker 1: exact same way. Um, we recorded an episode and it's
Speaker 1: just saying Katie and Anna, we're here. Um, and Pagrick
Speaker 1: Brewster was here, and and and Rob was here, Rob
Speaker 1: Benedict and Aaron Foley. And I don't think it's an
Speaker 1: exaggeration when I say it was the best hour of
Speaker 1: my life. I mean, have you ever seen me in
Speaker 1: such a frenzy? You you're like just screaming, screaming. Aristotle
Speaker 1: who was recording right now, so he was downstairs last
Speaker 1: because we recorded Meltdown Comics, and he said that he
Speaker 1: was down in the store of Meltdown and here, just
Speaker 1: me screaming. I mean, here's the thing. Because we recorded it,
Speaker 1: we tried to behave I guess we went into deep
Speaker 1: like Barbara Walters. I don't know, but ABC is like
Speaker 1: ghosting us, like we had to like get permission, and
Speaker 1: ABC is just like ghost these Maybe I honestly, I
Speaker 1: feel like I got all of you listeners out there
Speaker 1: the great like I went to Europe and I like
Speaker 1: I got like the greatest present for you, and I
Speaker 1: almost got it on the plane and then customs like
Speaker 1: boarders stop me, and I was like, I can't if
Speaker 1: still might come out. We don't know yet, we don't
Speaker 1: know what I mean. We're trying to come on. ABC,
Speaker 1: were trying to be we love like, we're not trying
Speaker 1: to We don't want spoilers. I swear I don't go
Speaker 1: on the websites where the spoilers are because I don't.
Speaker 1: We weren't. We don't want to know, we don't want
Speaker 1: to know. We don't want to know, and so so ABC,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, please let us here it please. I
Speaker 1: didn't even think it was that bad. No, let's just
Speaker 1: talk for a second before. First of all, how he
Speaker 1: was Christian bishop adorable good, he smell good. He was
Speaker 1: his face was so handsome and his I've never I
Speaker 1: felt his bicep and I felt it was like it
Speaker 1: was like I could do pull ups on it. It
Speaker 1: was the manly He was the man I hang out
Speaker 1: with guys on like Batman T shirts Like this is
Speaker 1: the manly achievement. Wasn't he beautiful? He was gorgeous. He
Speaker 1: gave me faith in man again. I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: he was beautiful and he so sweet. And I would say, like,
Speaker 1: what was fun? I know that. I feel like we
Speaker 1: were investigative reporters, and so we're gonna have to come
Speaker 1: and we're gonna report you a little right now what
Speaker 1: we found out like without as I think the takeaway
Speaker 1: was I think we were touched by as he discussed
Speaker 1: the guys in the house, the level of the deep,
Speaker 1: true bond of friendship that these guys have. I was
Speaker 1: surprised at that. No, I do you think the women
Speaker 1: get the same sort of friendship? I'm thinking No, I
Speaker 1: think the women all secretly, I think some of them
Speaker 1: do get along, but the men, they really get a ball.
Speaker 1: It's like a fat house. Yeah. Well, and he was saying,
Speaker 1: and this is no spoiler. Like if you watch on
Speaker 1: reel or something like, you see that they're basically sequestered.
Speaker 1: You see, they don't have phones with them, they don't
Speaker 1: have magazines, there's no TV on, so so like, if
Speaker 1: you think about it, for anyone, can't they just watch TV?
Speaker 1: Though I don't get that. I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: they want to make them. I think it might be
Speaker 1: like to get them. So they're so vulnerable that they'll
Speaker 1: apparently they get asked about their feelings a lot all
Speaker 1: day and so like they're a little more open and
Speaker 1: they're bonding with each other. So like I think particularly
Speaker 1: those are some pretty manly dudes that are in there.
Speaker 1: They probably are talking about their feelings way more than
Speaker 1: they were did with like the guy on their football
Speaker 1: team in high school. You know, but that was it was.
Speaker 1: I was touched by their level of friendship. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was till how much they really seem to like each
Speaker 1: other and they face time each other, They faced each
Speaker 1: other friend either. You know, we're not allowed to say anything,
Speaker 1: but yeah we might have. We might have been nodding
Speaker 1: and FaceTime somebody, but we're not gonna say you And
Speaker 1: it might have been like the greatest moment of my life. UM,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do some just some housekeeping up top.
Speaker 1: By the way, we love getting your emails and I'm
Speaker 1: going to read a few that we've gotten and Rose
Speaker 1: podcast at gmail dot com. I gotta tell you, I'm
Speaker 1: loving we've been getting tweets from people in Sweden. I
Speaker 1: We've been people like, let's keep reaching out. We will
Speaker 1: read them on the air. Here. Okay, this was um
Speaker 1: from uh Andrea Johnson. She emailed and we read hers
Speaker 1: last week on the air. I'll throw down. We asked
Speaker 1: if we thought the the thing with Evan and Chad,
Speaker 1: if he fronted Chad in the yea, so, she said,
Speaker 1: we didn't see it. She said, without looking at the
Speaker 1: instant replay. I definitely think Evan put himself in the
Speaker 1: awkward position of getting his shirt ripped. I don't think
Speaker 1: he pushed Chad, but he should have led him out
Speaker 1: of the aisle first. Okay, you know when Chad could
Speaker 1: have attacked him out on the stairs. Yeah, you definitely
Speaker 1: want you definitely want some back up. I think he
Speaker 1: was gonna attack him no matter what. And I think
Speaker 1: Evan because I didn't see a push either, But I
Speaker 1: think Evan was being a little more like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: get out of my way. He's such a tool. He's
Speaker 1: been such with his head band. Well, I I wouldn't
Speaker 1: rewatch the footage, and they just kind of have like
Speaker 1: a weird, awkward like little dance, just like awkward anything.
Speaker 1: And I get I would imagine that there are adrenaline
Speaker 1: pumping Chad may or may not be on some substance,
Speaker 1: so there's extra adrenaline. Definitely should have waited for Chad
Speaker 1: to get out. Yeah, you don't want to pop the chair.
Speaker 1: He tells you don't puck the Chad bear, and he
Speaker 1: keeps poking the Chad bear, and like, what do you
Speaker 1: think is going to happen when you poked the Chad bear?
Speaker 1: Especially after that, like just don't go near him by
Speaker 1: the way somewhere else, you know, so don't hide behind
Speaker 1: the other men. The men put it that way, I
Speaker 1: had exactly. That was mean, that was all right, That
Speaker 1: was a but alright, um, And then we have from
Speaker 1: Katie Farrell emailed in high Art and and Arran, I
Speaker 1: love the podcast. In your commentary on the show this season,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. She wrote it to share her
Speaker 1: her group's bachelor choices. She won the draft last year,
Speaker 1: so her husband, her cousin and their husband play and
Speaker 1: her husband's name is the jerk on the sheet and
Speaker 1: apparently she says that he has tear. Let's he with
Speaker 1: a jerk pick the jerk pick. So they only do
Speaker 1: it like we did it with Paget via photos. They
Speaker 1: picked Robbie, Derek and Vinny. I don't even know who
Speaker 1: any of them are, like me or whatever. But he's
Speaker 1: got a crazy bad hair. He's a hairdresser, but he's
Speaker 1: got the bad and then uh, Robbie Derek. Oh, Derek
Speaker 1: has the really pretty blue eyes. They went to say,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like him, but
Speaker 1: he's the one that chat even though he did, but
Speaker 1: he didn't even do anything the Chad to warrant that
Speaker 1: I was like everyone else to be in so much
Speaker 1: more of an asshole to Chad. And then Robbie's the
Speaker 1: swimmer who was like we know nothing about yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a swimmer that put put jojo on the
Speaker 1: thing in a way that Paget liked. But I I
Speaker 1: would have been happy to have somebody do that to me,
Speaker 1: just not Robbie the swimmer. Um. Some of the tweets
Speaker 1: we got. D Williams emailed, I'm totally using Life's not
Speaker 1: all blueberries and paper planes in my everyday like winning doubt.
Speaker 1: That's our ted talk for you guys out here. This
Speaker 1: is our service to when you panic and if you're
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Speaker 1: and you don't know what to say, just pull the
Speaker 1: frizzed Life's not all blueberries and paper planes out and
Speaker 1: you can guarantee yourself the spot at the board table.
Speaker 1: And then we got Um. Then we got from Alison
Speaker 1: forgive me if I mispronounced your name, Alison Schrod and
Speaker 1: rock Um, I believe in Santa again. And this is
Speaker 1: people and that is what we want to talk about
Speaker 1: with Um, with Thomas when he comes the I mean
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to talk about Bachelor in Paradise lineup.
Speaker 1: I mean when that hit that that hit the internet yesterday,
Speaker 1: I got excited. I felt crazy again. Can we talk
Speaker 1: about a little bit right now? I mean, because why
Speaker 1: the fund is chat on there? I mean, are they
Speaker 1: trying to endanger everyone? That's the thing. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like chat It's gonna be great for television, but
Speaker 1: terrifying for those humans. Wasn't surprised, but I was kind
Speaker 1: of also like is it a good But that's the
Speaker 1: thing is like ABC, you're gonna roll the dice and
Speaker 1: send chat to Mexico, but you won't let us air
Speaker 1: our like Little Bachelor podcast. I think that's more of
Speaker 1: a roll of the dice. You're sitting in Mexico, like
Speaker 1: when he's gonna have like Mexican steroids, like who knows
Speaker 1: what they're gonna be, like next to an ocean where
Speaker 1: you could easily drown you out when there was gonna
Speaker 1: be a torso was in the pool arms and legs
Speaker 1: like when he's like all of pharmacy of porf bevore,
Speaker 1: like you better run to go screaming for the hills.
Speaker 1: We got um. Debbie Wiseman. Debbie Wiseman was excited about
Speaker 1: Chad being in Uh, We're going to bout for paradise.
Speaker 1: She said, I'm eating cold cuts and raw yams and celebration.
Speaker 1: He's gonna like kill a crab and eat it on
Speaker 1: the beach, like he's gonna be like that raccoon if
Speaker 1: that raccoon comes back from last season. I looked at
Speaker 1: his instagram. Please I saw all that stuff. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: apparently it's a sweet potato. It's not a gam that's
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's the same thing, it's a little different.
Speaker 1: I thought Google, I thought you were vegan. You might
Speaker 1: we google up aria sweet potato the same thing. Now
Speaker 1: you're just the game. Now you've watched every season. Nikki
Speaker 1: Saint g was asking, I was just daydreaming about this,
Speaker 1: picking a previous female contestant to match with Evan. Maybe
Speaker 1: Mackenzie from Chris's season. Oh yeah, she was a weirdo.
Speaker 1: We we just had one. We just had a yeam
Speaker 1: and swee potato are the same thing. She was um.
Speaker 1: She was the one that really liked Aliens and they
Speaker 1: went to Oh my god, where did they go? They
Speaker 1: went to the s cond in downtown and it was like,
Speaker 1: really weird because I go there a lot, and it's
Speaker 1: just like, why the fun this bar? It was very confusing,
Speaker 1: you guys. I just want to and I want to
Speaker 1: give a shout out to our special listener Maria Carlson
Speaker 1: in Sweden. She said, I just accepted your rose from Sweden.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with the franchise, but have no one to
Speaker 1: talk to because she's in Sweden. I follow it live,
Speaker 1: I'm with the pods and whatever, but I have no
Speaker 1: one to talk to about the trauma. So I'm thankful
Speaker 1: I discovered your pod, So like, thanks for being a friend.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. It is our pleasure that we have a
Speaker 1: listener in Sweden. It is such a joy, guys. I mean,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. It's like, I'm sorry that I feel
Speaker 1: like I feel like I let down our listeners. But
Speaker 1: I will say this if if you're anticipation, if it
Speaker 1: makes you feel any better, It's truly was the greatest
Speaker 1: hour of my I mean it was. It was like
Speaker 1: we caught Santa Claus, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: I felt like we caught Santa Claus and got to grill.
Speaker 1: There was like five of us in the lineup because
Speaker 1: Rob was supposed to leave and Rob just decided to stay.
Speaker 1: He was like I'm staying, and like Paget was crouching
Speaker 1: on some weird non chair chair. We dog, we dog
Speaker 1: basically somebody's like iPod Mike out like to try to
Speaker 1: like get it off for everybody because we all couldn't
Speaker 1: believe that we had a true celebrity in our myths,
Speaker 1: and that celebrity was Christian Bishop, newly eliminated bachelor. He
Speaker 1: was so cute, he was so cute. Alright, alright, ladies,
Speaker 1: also the real quick to believe. I don't think she
Speaker 1: and Jared could make a good couple. I think so
Speaker 1: if she chills out, I think I want to talk
Speaker 1: to about with Thomas. I want to talk. This is
Speaker 1: all taught to I don't know, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I know we love the Jews. I love Jubilee. She's
Speaker 1: gonna look hot, and because you need to and then
Speaker 1: who else there's someone else that I was like excited
Speaker 1: that we gotta save it. We gotta save it, we
Speaker 1: gotta save it. All right, we'll be right back you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, this ruse. Will you accept this ruse? Dude?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, will do you accept this rose? This
Speaker 1: is our marine. I am so excited. Um, we booked
Speaker 1: this a while ago and uh, we didn't know it
Speaker 1: wasn't going to be an episode a week where there
Speaker 1: was a showing and uh, we were so happy to
Speaker 1: have you or like we gotta record anyway, A and
Speaker 1: lo and behold. Last night, the announced The Bachelor in
Speaker 1: podcast The Bachelor in Paradise cast sitting with me right
Speaker 1: here at the Star of Silicon Valley, Thomas Middle. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're probably best known as your work as
Speaker 1: a huge Bachelor fan though, right, yeah, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: my with my blog posts. Oh my god. Now, because
Speaker 1: I was reading People Magazine as I do and as
Speaker 1: I want to do, and I saw that you said
Speaker 1: somewhere that you like that you your secret guilty pleasure
Speaker 1: is the Bachelor. I do like The Bachelor. Now. I
Speaker 1: I started watching. I haven't watched it for the twenty
Speaker 1: years or what I started last year, and I've become
Speaker 1: now I have a podcast. I started at Caitlin season.
Speaker 1: This is my third one ever. Okay, well I'm I'm
Speaker 1: not too much more. I guess I think I started.
Speaker 1: I watched I started to watching Desires season as a
Speaker 1: joke as way to court my now wife. Yes, hey,
Speaker 1: this is fun yet and I remember the song they
Speaker 1: had to sing, like right, reasons right? They made him
Speaker 1: sing a rab It was yes, yes, So I had
Speaker 1: a good laugh and then and then we got back
Speaker 1: very much in earnest for Prince Farming's I missed that.
Speaker 1: I missed that because I because I am from what
Speaker 1: I hear because it again now I'm been so hard.
Speaker 1: Now I've been so hard that I actually have a
Speaker 1: podcast about it. Came to me to Fever dream Times.
Speaker 1: I was like, I need to have I need to
Speaker 1: be able to talk to this about with like minded people.
Speaker 1: But I know exactly what because I watched But like,
Speaker 1: so I hear from what I hear from what, Like
Speaker 1: what my grandma told me about the farmer of Laura.
Speaker 1: I heard that was like the girls were all into him.
Speaker 1: He was really hot. And then they all went to
Speaker 1: this town and I had like one stoplight and you
Speaker 1: could see a lot of them wanted to kill themselves.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Yeah? What's it called something? Uh? What
Speaker 1: was it called the town? Oh? Aristotle? What we look
Speaker 1: at Aristotle? It shares a name with something else, but
Speaker 1: it's not that other thing. Yeah, it's a It was
Speaker 1: a bummer. But you know he's a great example well
Speaker 1: that particular moment, sure example of like, so you meet
Speaker 1: these people, especially on the first night they have come
Speaker 1: out the limo. Yeah, well they're all attractive. They really
Speaker 1: have trouble meeting people. There's there's lamenting about how single
Speaker 1: they are. And he was a great example of like,
Speaker 1: oh that's all, yeah, your stuck population two D farmtown. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest, not not near the not Arlington, Virginia.
Speaker 1: Arley was in Arlington, Texas. Isn't that where hills from?
Speaker 1: This King of the hill a right, so this is Arlington, Iowa.
Speaker 1: Um that is well, I'll tell you when I okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to confess I didn't watch The Bachelor, but
Speaker 1: I might have been the only human. And may I
Speaker 1: recommend this to you and your bride if you enjoy
Speaker 1: a good dating show. I somehow watched three seasons on
Speaker 1: the CMT, the Country the Country Music Channel. It was, um,
Speaker 1: it was Sweet Home Alabama. Um, it was twelve city
Speaker 1: guys in twelve country guys competing for the heart of
Speaker 1: a cowgirl. And so basically they would cast like the
Speaker 1: worst like sort of the biggest dirtbags from Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: But then they've have like these real hot, lonely farmers
Speaker 1: who were like legit coming on from like Arlington's got
Speaker 1: an angle? That show sounds like it has an angle.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was brilliant. It was so then
Speaker 1: I came in last year with Caitlin kind of as
Speaker 1: like I came in, somebody told me you need to
Speaker 1: watch it. So I watched it and then I was mesmerized.
Speaker 1: I'm like between Tony the Healer, who was like and
Speaker 1: then with the Chad and Chad and no not Chad, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the Clint and j J J. Now, do you do
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise as well? Yes, that's almost the best
Speaker 1: one because the editor. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: because I don't have this. I don't have the database,
Speaker 1: the log of Bachelor's and stuff in my mind. But
Speaker 1: it feels like in the past X amount of years,
Speaker 1: a few four years essentially since I started watching this
Speaker 1: show has become more of a cultural touchdown now. That
Speaker 1: just could be because I'm into it and now like
Speaker 1: one of Bachelor Nation, I suppose, which is so sad
Speaker 1: to say. Well, I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's if it's considered among the bachelor heads to be
Speaker 1: like in its golden years now, but it's just I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. The show is incredible. It's what a
Speaker 1: masterclass of producing and manipulation, terrible thing. Do you watch
Speaker 1: Unreal as well? No? Everybody says that, you know, Okay,
Speaker 1: talk why everyone says that, I say, this is why
Speaker 1: I like it, and they go, you should watch unreal. No,
Speaker 1: I want real people, yeah, suffering, and like that's I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's a very well written show. I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: very well executed. I'm sure it's a great show. That's
Speaker 1: not why I like The Bachelor. I like The Bachelor
Speaker 1: because I want to see the people fail. I want
Speaker 1: to see them cry, and I want to see them
Speaker 1: convince themselves they're in love having met the person for
Speaker 1: only like a total of twenty minutes. Well here's that's
Speaker 1: the thing that's amazing about Chad. And I'm just pulling
Speaker 1: up to what's amazing about Chad was like early on,
Speaker 1: before he before we realized he actually was like before
Speaker 1: you said the torsos in the pool without the arms
Speaker 1: and the legs, like before he got to that level
Speaker 1: of Chad, Like what he was saying was real was
Speaker 1: like the Sports Center, It's like, bro, you live this long,
Speaker 1: you can't wait twenty four more hours? Like you didn't know?
Speaker 1: How do you know? I don't know if I love it,
Speaker 1: like he's saying, it's all the stuff that I was
Speaker 1: that I think when I watched the show. It's like
Speaker 1: they've met the person for no time and then they're talking.
Speaker 1: Head is like I feel like she could be the one,
Speaker 1: and like I'm in love. I want to lose. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? You're you're emotionally unstable. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: you're in insane person if you say that. But it's
Speaker 1: also like, so I knew somebody who used to work
Speaker 1: as a producer there, and she said, you have a few.
Speaker 1: You have the people who want to be entreated. She
Speaker 1: is real into s and l like but you, she said,
Speaker 1: you also have the people who really believe in like fate.
Speaker 1: So it's like that weird like this is meant to
Speaker 1: be and they believe like, no, this is destinate, like
Speaker 1: this is the This was like that that sense that
Speaker 1: there are people that I feel like Luke has that
Speaker 1: I feel like Luke this season the Marine, He's got
Speaker 1: a little bit of destinate. God bless him, bless him. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's there's that. You know. I also ran into and
Speaker 1: you know him because he was on Caitlin season. I
Speaker 1: ran into Nick. But tell me tell me at a
Speaker 1: at a at a bar watching some bands. No, this
Speaker 1: was not even a bench. I was just at a bar,
Speaker 1: he hangs out with comedian. Sometimes he's friends with someone
Speaker 1: like he's friends with like yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe that
Speaker 1: was not the connective tissue. I think he was just
Speaker 1: there and he actually hit on my And I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: you would have given her a free pass. If the
Speaker 1: Cranberries are playing and you were in a church in Ireland,
Speaker 1: she could have like at least dry humped him, like
Speaker 1: at some church that Oh my god that he and
Speaker 1: so I quickly let that slow. I had no big deal,
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, love with me. You probably get
Speaker 1: this question all the time. It's probably so annoying, like
Speaker 1: how real is it? Like what am I seeing? Im
Speaker 1: I seeing just puppetry? Am I seeing clever? Editing? You
Speaker 1: watched the show me like they used me, interviews me
Speaker 1: and spat me out. And he was like, well, obviously
Speaker 1: there's editing. Obviously there's some writing there like kind of
Speaker 1: feeding you a few things to say in the talking head.
Speaker 1: But pretty much like in terms of personalities, what you
Speaker 1: see is what you get, like you kind of get
Speaker 1: to see, and that includes people who think they're like
Speaker 1: outsmarting the game, like you see that element, right, No
Speaker 1: one's nobody, nobody's that smart that they can just like
Speaker 1: pull them on over on all of everybody who smells
Speaker 1: that stuff a mile away. Well, it was interesting. But
Speaker 1: so we had Christian Bishop on who ABC is not
Speaker 1: letting us air it, but this was Christian. We had
Speaker 1: him on last week. He was adorable, He was so sweet.
Speaker 1: What was interesting he was talking about He was saying
Speaker 1: that a certain point, at first it is weird to
Speaker 1: be in front of the cameras goes, but at a
Speaker 1: certain point, the weirder factor you get used to the cameras,
Speaker 1: you sort of be a friend the guys. The weirder
Speaker 1: factor is that. And he kept calling her Joe, Well
Speaker 1: not Joe, Joe, he goes, he goes. Joel's a celebrity.
Speaker 1: So it's more that a celebrity has entered the room
Speaker 1: and that changes the dynamics more that like, which is
Speaker 1: interesting that you have this like celebrity coming in and
Speaker 1: that everybody wants to impress the celebrity. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Were used a star struck when you met Nick not starting.
Speaker 1: I have been the most bizarrely star struck when I've
Speaker 1: met reality TV starts. I remember I went crazy when
Speaker 1: I met this guy Harold who was this season one
Speaker 1: Top Chef winner. Oh my god. I was like, Harold,
Speaker 1: I met your restaurant. I love your food. You know
Speaker 1: what I meant? I met a top chef. I met
Speaker 1: one of the voltage O brothers, and I couldn't have
Speaker 1: been weirder about it. Was like, oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: the bad boys, Jeff, You're the bad boy who was
Speaker 1: a can enable of top Jeff of course, of course,
Speaker 1: but I was pretty composed around. I had one. I
Speaker 1: had one on him at this point. A he hit
Speaker 1: on my wife? What did he do? What? I think?
Speaker 1: I think he was just it wasn't untoward. He just
Speaker 1: it's as a guy wants to do. I don't think.
Speaker 1: And he made a move. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: we were married at that point, if we had rings,
Speaker 1: and how did he hit? What did he He was
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know. I think he just he
Speaker 1: was like, what's up? And yeah, he had to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm with that guy. That's fine. I've done that.
Speaker 1: You know. If I'm single, I'm out on the outs.
Speaker 1: I'm hitting on anything that looks at me. Absolutely, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I know. I when I met Thomas. I
Speaker 1: met Thomas years ago. We didn't prop together at YouTube
Speaker 1: were many strange We did a lot of Stephen Reddy shows.
Speaker 1: It was like you, Me and Scott Scott adds it
Speaker 1: and a gun. There was always like a pistol. It
Speaker 1: was a pistol, but then he was trying to do it.
Speaker 1: Was like we did grab a water but then there
Speaker 1: was one he was trying to do. That was like
Speaker 1: if a pistol was introduced in the It was like
Speaker 1: three of us. It was like you me, it may
Speaker 1: even Tammy Sager and Scott adds it. And I remember
Speaker 1: doing some bizarre like gothic. I don't know that's a rule.
Speaker 1: It's in the Checkovs checkofs Checkov's gun. I think I
Speaker 1: think we might have done checkops. We did a few
Speaker 1: of those together. Um, but you were not married, but
Speaker 1: now you're married and she got you into the bed.
Speaker 1: When I saw The Bachelor, I was like how I
Speaker 1: honestly thought, I was like, who the still watches that? Who?
Speaker 1: Who gives up that many? It's the greatest thing? Do
Speaker 1: you feel crazy when you watch it? Like you need
Speaker 1: to talk about So this last week, these two hour
Speaker 1: the Chad, I had a friend recently point out one
Speaker 1: exciting thing because because that cut of him with this
Speaker 1: finger going down after he's whistled through the woods, my
Speaker 1: friend pointed out that they had actually been like helicopter
Speaker 1: lifted to that hiking site with the machete in the
Speaker 1: act when he walked all the way to I don't
Speaker 1: know what. Here's the thing. Yeah, I think it's important
Speaker 1: to not trust the Bachelor. Yeah, like the show because
Speaker 1: it's from from like the previews of what's to come
Speaker 1: to They trick you all the time, make you think
Speaker 1: that there was a fight in the pool that didn't
Speaker 1: happen at all, or like last season when Ben, like
Speaker 1: with all the spoilers, they made it seem like he
Speaker 1: changed his mind. Like with the phone call, they made
Speaker 1: it seem like like yes said yes, like one no
Speaker 1: to one and then changed his mind. Actually, as to
Speaker 1: the brilliant because as much as they're manipulating the people
Speaker 1: in the show, they're also manipulating us. Like there's psychopaths,
Speaker 1: so people run that show are not from this world.
Speaker 1: It's amazing and we fall into it. So I think,
Speaker 1: you know, like what we're going to see, what I
Speaker 1: guess next week is probably not as intense as what
Speaker 1: they want to like I forgot I forgot some of
Speaker 1: my protein shaps, and he probably didn't because, like you know,
Speaker 1: last season when they left old and shivering, there's no
Speaker 1: way that they did because there's a camera there. And
Speaker 1: what's the really awkward part is you know they're going
Speaker 1: to be like, okay, sweetie, just so just stand there,
Speaker 1: Uh if you can look sad, you know, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you aren't. God, I feel so sorry, So I feel
Speaker 1: for you, right, just if you can hold that look
Speaker 1: because we're just gonna get a called because they had
Speaker 1: to do a helicopter and they had a blow hole.
Speaker 1: There was like blowholes coming up. It was incredible. It
Speaker 1: was incredible. So she just got dumped embarrassed on television.
Speaker 1: Now she's cold the reality of that. And also with
Speaker 1: the Prince farming when the Ashley Gut was crying in
Speaker 1: the desert, like there's that's actually there's you can tell
Speaker 1: it's there's a CG shot and you're like, well, I
Speaker 1: can tell their orchestrating. Was that the one that was
Speaker 1: they left her in bad Lands? Is that the one
Speaker 1: I missed the bad Lands? I've heard about it obviously.
Speaker 1: Now I wrote all about the bad lands. They just
Speaker 1: they're they're tricky and I got it. I love those
Speaker 1: moments that the when you really sort of think about
Speaker 1: the reality of that. So there's camera, there's a crew
Speaker 1: left on the beach. There's a crew following Chad through
Speaker 1: the through the force. Apparently maybe he's by the way,
Speaker 1: but by the way, I think they put like a
Speaker 1: night filter on, and he must They must have whistled
Speaker 1: once and then they put it on loo like Robert
Speaker 1: Durst with the Jinks and his burbank. They put that
Speaker 1: amazing whistle on. Incredible. I can't wait. I want to
Speaker 1: give you a present right now. Okay, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you don't know. I'm going to reveal one by one.
Speaker 1: I wait till the mentell all or whatever to find
Speaker 1: out a couple of JC jammers. Here. These are the eleven.
Speaker 1: These are the so far half, because I know I
Speaker 1: take I take great joy in discovering when they walk
Speaker 1: down the beach. But there'll be more there only there's
Speaker 1: only two guys and now so far this is just
Speaker 1: the first half of people announced. You're not going to
Speaker 1: be disappointed. Okay, number one, I'm gonna number one. Guess
Speaker 1: who's coming back? For more. Jared's coming back. Jared is
Speaker 1: one of those dudes that I think is he because
Speaker 1: a lot of the people in the show, they go
Speaker 1: on the show and then they kind of go back
Speaker 1: to the regular. He's doing appearances. That's the thing. Jared
Speaker 1: and Ashley together do appearances. Sure, I think so, because
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I looked at him because I'm from
Speaker 1: I'm from Bird Island. This doesn't like Hollywood illuminatio. Hey
Speaker 1: don't see it party with Ashley if she's not crying, um, now,
Speaker 1: she's not in it, so I think because because last
Speaker 1: year she should not. What happened in that house between
Speaker 1: she and her sister, the tears, the Disney fans that is, um.
Speaker 1: They they they've got some some deep stuff going on.
Speaker 1: They've got they've got some severe emotional like anybody that
Speaker 1: needs to make up with Aladdin that badly, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like she was so locked into him
Speaker 1: being a Laddin and she's jat Okay, number two I
Speaker 1: did too at first. I liked girls, she's showing me
Speaker 1: pictures of that. I like that. Haley. Haley got tough,
Speaker 1: like once once they cut Emily and Haley was there
Speaker 1: by herself I was surprised. I felt bad for her
Speaker 1: when she went to meet Ben's mom, and Ben's mom
Speaker 1: burst into tears at the thought of her being with
Speaker 1: Haley's I don't think she's like unintelligent or something. I
Speaker 1: think they're stunted. She's unsophisticated. Yeah, and they're a little
Speaker 1: like kids, like still in pink bedrooms kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: They think that like uh like keen wise gross, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: that like it's not it doesn't have like chocolate syrup. Right,
Speaker 1: you're right. Kids. They go crazy for candy, that's all.
Speaker 1: And as soon as they whatever, they figure that out.
Speaker 1: Hopefully at one point they do. It'll be hard in
Speaker 1: Vegas and I I do remember when they went to
Speaker 1: their house and how I'm mortified. She was like, oh, mom,
Speaker 1: you saw the photo. My boyfriend's all over like the
Speaker 1: Of course, all the boyfriends Freuse are like kind of
Speaker 1: older shoes, and you got to be like an old
Speaker 1: guy to like be into dating one half of a
Speaker 1: child twin child. And they're like professionally because I got
Speaker 1: pretty obsessed with them. They are professional twins, Like they
Speaker 1: get hired at parties as twins. They're beautiful, they're beautiful
Speaker 1: and them along with Jojo. Actually they look so much
Speaker 1: better without all the cover. That's the thing. Jojo is
Speaker 1: so much cuter when she's so tom boy and when
Speaker 1: she just goes snatch, but she does so much well
Speaker 1: when you look at the mom you look at their
Speaker 1: brothers and the cowl next sweaters, they're like their Texas money,
Speaker 1: Like their house is insane, their Texas money. He'll enjoy this.
Speaker 1: I went in deep on research because the brother was
Speaker 1: so awful. The brother was so awful and like when
Speaker 1: he like mouth kissed her as a greeting, like he
Speaker 1: was such a dude. So I was like, what the
Speaker 1: who is this guy? Here's what's He's probably a guy
Speaker 1: that's like I go on the business meetings and I
Speaker 1: kill I kill people and I take the meats with
Speaker 1: my teeth and I eat the meat in front of
Speaker 1: the them. He's like Chad, well he's he. That's why
Speaker 1: I actually thought Chad was going to go farther. Then
Speaker 1: he got a little crazy. He here's what was after
Speaker 1: he was so suspicious with Ben about like you could
Speaker 1: all these women like he turns out he was the
Speaker 1: lead on a Fox dating show. He was the bachelor.
Speaker 1: It was one that they didn't air all the episodes
Speaker 1: that Ava and Gloria produced and they had to take
Speaker 1: it off the air because she dated him, even Greia
Speaker 1: dated him. Then part of me goes, what's up with Jojo?
Speaker 1: Do you have a family with two TV Bachelor and Bachelor?
Speaker 1: That's what the fund is wrong when comes from a
Speaker 1: long line take. Okay, So then they got paid enough
Speaker 1: money to buy that house. I'm sure I bet these
Speaker 1: people give paid like a like a grand or something
Speaker 1: like nothing. Okay, Lace, Lace, Lace is a hot mess. Man.
Speaker 1: She fine? But she she fine? Was she crazy? And
Speaker 1: here's the thing, Like Lace was like trying. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you watched After the Rose, but she was
Speaker 1: like she was on with Paul Tompkins and Padget and
Speaker 1: she was trying to like be sober, and like they
Speaker 1: kept trying to get her to say yes to going
Speaker 1: on and she's like no, no, no, I just want
Speaker 1: to take care of myself and like lo and behold,
Speaker 1: they're gonna get like four Margarite is in her as
Speaker 1: fast as they can. They don't want sober Lace in Paradise. Lace.
Speaker 1: I wish all these people the best, I really do.
Speaker 1: Chad Chadler Chadler, the Chadler. That's great, that's awesome. Can
Speaker 1: you pat your chat and horse? This is what I
Speaker 1: This is where I guess. This is what I guess
Speaker 1: just in the question a question of human psyche, your
Speaker 1: Chad You've gotten on the show. You're kind of an
Speaker 1: intense guy, and you've perceived the reality of like all
Speaker 1: these people are attacking. I don't doubt that his version
Speaker 1: of reality is what he truly believes is happening. Right, Um,
Speaker 1: But now you've been brought back and you know it's
Speaker 1: for the reason that you're controversial. So now do you
Speaker 1: go as a person. I'm trying to put myself in
Speaker 1: chance shoes for doing some character character. I going to
Speaker 1: the show kind of aware that, like people want to
Speaker 1: see what people want to see, Like, do I get
Speaker 1: an ego about like I'm a dick kid That's okay, man,
Speaker 1: that's what people like. Or do I go I did
Speaker 1: not like how I came across this is my chance
Speaker 1: to redeem myself, or like I hope he doesn't. Where
Speaker 1: do you go mentally? I hope you know what? I
Speaker 1: depends on the producers, like they're a fan favorite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Yet do they tell him it's for being a villain.
Speaker 1: It's for being the arguably one of the worst people
Speaker 1: that's ever graced the Bachelor's stage. Do they say that
Speaker 1: or is it because or just like they love you?
Speaker 1: That sucks that you got eliminated. You pull really well,
Speaker 1: you know did they build them up? I mean he's
Speaker 1: such a great Did you know that he bought up
Speaker 1: all the web domains and routed him like he's such
Speaker 1: like what he takes the next level? He's next level?
Speaker 1: Talk about he actually could have faced off of JoJo's brothers.
Speaker 1: He loved him, Oh my god, Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like because what was scary about Chad was when he
Speaker 1: was talking to her, when he confess that his mom
Speaker 1: had just died and something that there was like he
Speaker 1: was charming with her at first, Yeah the mom died,
Speaker 1: Like thing, maye go oh maybe like just feel like,
Speaker 1: oh no, what we're watching is not necessarily a guy
Speaker 1: who goes in he eats meat and says I'm going
Speaker 1: to crush and kill. Is we're watching six months into
Speaker 1: like Falling Down? Right? You know this is who's in
Speaker 1: Falling Down? Is it um Aristotle? Looking up Aristontle? It's
Speaker 1: Michael Douglas. Uh, is it like, who's in falling down?
Speaker 1: Here's the lead, who's the lead? Who's the lad? Get
Speaker 1: some cable internet man, get fiber optics. It's falling down.
Speaker 1: It's essentially a man who's had something terrible happened and
Speaker 1: he's crumbling and he's emotionally racked and he's doing this.
Speaker 1: That's hang of that. But then you're you know, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. I think it's I think you're no in
Speaker 1: your head. I think there's so much. I think that's like,
Speaker 1: there's so there's so much of a roid. It's a roid,
Speaker 1: seems a roid nous there definitely seems like he fully
Speaker 1: admitted to he's a bully guy, and he probably was
Speaker 1: a bully, and I he seems a sell admitted alpha
Speaker 1: alpha bully man. Yeah, we would have gotten along great
Speaker 1: in middle school. You guys, would you guys would have
Speaker 1: been too piece and would I would have been the
Speaker 1: mouth and if everyone came at me, he'd step in
Speaker 1: because he's like, that's my boy making fun of myself.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I love the idea of you two.
Speaker 1: It's like best friend. And then he would have your better,
Speaker 1: he would have your back, would be like, nobody messes
Speaker 1: with Thomas. You don't mess with Thomas. Thomas is my boy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would be I would be Daniel to him. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Daniel. Daniel hasn't gotten enough airtime on our podcast.
Speaker 1: What I am obsessed his tour. I have a long tour,
Speaker 1: so naturally his tour. So he's a swimmers body? Is
Speaker 1: that what it is? I know I have one of those.
Speaker 1: It's not as hulking as any one of the bachelors
Speaker 1: except for what's his name Wells? Well we all we
Speaker 1: all have crushes on Wells. We like Wells the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a cute, skinny guy. But but like, but like
Speaker 1: the Daniel, Daniel, damn Daniel. I remember that first episode
Speaker 1: standing crazy, He's gumping in the pool, and I remember thinking, like,
Speaker 1: of course it's the fucking Canadian one. And then the
Speaker 1: other Canadian guy, the Asian guy, who I was like, dude, Kenny,
Speaker 1: help me out here. I mean, we did have a
Speaker 1: bachelor before, but like, and actually a few others, but no,
Speaker 1: it was I I liked Daniel's sweetness of like he
Speaker 1: was drawn to Chad, like he was like a little
Speaker 1: puppy drawn him, like he had like such like a
Speaker 1: man friend crush. And then and then he realized that
Speaker 1: he you can see Daniels a good guy and he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to go down with the Chad chack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's in his uh limited capacity to express himself.
Speaker 1: Did say, hey, buddy, maybe don't be like Hitler, you know,
Speaker 1: or like Musolini. I'm sorry, let's say I can't be.
Speaker 1: I can't be. It's essentially, if you're Hitler, I can't
Speaker 1: be Musolini. But that came out so fun. Don't call
Speaker 1: me Hitler. I loved let's see your Hitler. Let's not
Speaker 1: Sam Hitler. Let's just say you were, Let's not say
Speaker 1: I have It was the best like and it's also
Speaker 1: like I loved that he was trying to communicate and
Speaker 1: he actually had a few references that were like, no,
Speaker 1: Hitler is a pretty well known guy. But like that
Speaker 1: he went to like Mussolini. I felt like like I
Speaker 1: was like, well, I also liked it when he played
Speaker 1: a little prank on Evan. Remember I'm gonna bean nude,
Speaker 1: and then it's like, don't worry, I'm not. And Evan
Speaker 1: is Evan almost, he's almost he sucks as bad as Chad,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't have he doesn't have a redeeming quality.
Speaker 1: He's just like a little rat dude. He's it's like,
Speaker 1: what the fund do you think is? You know what
Speaker 1: he said, don't poke the chid bear. You keep poking
Speaker 1: the Chad bear. Everybody's but he's doing. It's just like
Speaker 1: a little such a little bit about it. He's been
Speaker 1: a little bit to this dumb hair and it's like,
Speaker 1: and I want to like him because he's probably out
Speaker 1: of all those guys, like he could be here at meltdown.
Speaker 1: It's like buying and so it's like, hey man, he's
Speaker 1: such a nerd, Like if Chad doesn't need to pitch
Speaker 1: up a little bit the other day Chad, which is
Speaker 1: how I feel like Comic Con every time I go.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we need a couple of bullies here to
Speaker 1: like keep these dudes in checking because they're being too
Speaker 1: big a nerds. Like I felt like when Chad spoke
Speaker 1: like as the truth tell her that he was when
Speaker 1: he said to her, you're not really into him, and
Speaker 1: she was like, what what do you mean? Like she's like,
Speaker 1: you're not fucking for real giving this dude a rose
Speaker 1: and tact. That's the thing he was lacking, but he's right.
Speaker 1: He's like, are you gotta kidding me? Because there is
Speaker 1: no way that they would ever end up together. She's
Speaker 1: doing this as a statement of like this and also
Speaker 1: probably producers being like, you gotta give it to nerd Linger.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, there was a moment of it's
Speaker 1: like unbelievable. I was going to go somewhere, but I
Speaker 1: jumped off the train. I have two more people to
Speaker 1: tell you're gonna be a bachelor. Wich're exciting Jubilee Jubiliere better.
Speaker 1: I think she's the sexiest woman. She in her little
Speaker 1: bikini dancing for Ben. She's got tats, she's complicated what
Speaker 1: I feel about Thomas, And I've told this to my wife.
Speaker 1: Even so, this is not speaking out of turn I
Speaker 1: feel and this is probably incredibly insensitive and like showing
Speaker 1: how racially ignorant I am. But I feel like she's
Speaker 1: where she from Miami or something like that, Like she
Speaker 1: probably Mimi, Yeah, but yeah, listen, Mami. She probably gets
Speaker 1: like dudes like girl, what girl? Like it's so Browian
Speaker 1: duty and all that kind of stuff, And she she
Speaker 1: probably would love me to introduce her to Elliott Smith
Speaker 1: and like Nick Drake and we'll go to a Stephan
Speaker 1: Stephen concert and like, I can bond over Neutum Hotel
Speaker 1: and be like see looking like show her a comic
Speaker 1: book store and like, hey, you want to see an
Speaker 1: improv comedy show? And she'd be like what the fund is?
Speaker 1: And the like I love it. She probably just needs
Speaker 1: like creative, weird, sensitive in a different show her her world.
Speaker 1: If if your wife was never born, if she didn't exist,
Speaker 1: and you had a chance, would I would run away
Speaker 1: with Jubilee. I would definitely try and get a number.
Speaker 1: I would be like, would you ever consider this first?
Speaker 1: Because maybe she isn't the muscles? And then no, no, no,
Speaker 1: she liked Ben because and she I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I do agree with you. I actually think that she
Speaker 1: she has a strength there, but there is this vulnerability
Speaker 1: and she needs some a guy like I agree with you,
Speaker 1: and I think that you showing her taking her to
Speaker 1: UCB your miltown. I love the idea of you taking
Speaker 1: her to a couple of days to be like, look,
Speaker 1: sense of kids exist. I can help you. I like
Speaker 1: that idea, but I never can because I'm stuck married
Speaker 1: to a really incredible girl. I'm so sorry sucks. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. Well, I'm hoping that I'm do you think so? Now?
Speaker 1: Right now? Is just it's not going to beat. Julie
Speaker 1: and Chad are going to butt heads because they're both alpha,
Speaker 1: and then there's Jubilee and Jared. That is maybe. But
Speaker 1: here's the other one. They're bringing back this single mom
Speaker 1: Amanda from last year. She made it to the final.
Speaker 1: It's like, why do you keep leaving? Why do you
Speaker 1: keep about not can't standing leaving your kids? Why do
Speaker 1: you keep leaving your kids? Booth? Well, did you see
Speaker 1: the time when Ben visiting? Oh my god, I tell you,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. I gotta say I part of
Speaker 1: me feels like Jared and Amanda might hook up for
Speaker 1: a little bit and then he won't be able to deal.
Speaker 1: They'll send the kids down and then they listen Ashley
Speaker 1: I and to come weep as she's falling in love
Speaker 1: with Amanda. Yeah, but the thing is, yeah, Jubilee, to believe,
Speaker 1: is a good addition to Bilie lace Chad. That's a
Speaker 1: solid cast. Let's turn it out to be pretty red.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty red. I hope, um she won't, but
Speaker 1: I hope Claire comes back. But Oh my god, more
Speaker 1: Claire Apocalypse. I'm like a Claire, but she won't. I
Speaker 1: feel like last Bachelor in Paradise, she was like, what
Speaker 1: am I doing? Well? I felt what am I doing
Speaker 1: on the show. She's been convinced to be on the
Speaker 1: show again. She's like, I gotta stop. Well what is
Speaker 1: yeah her? You can see that she is a hot
Speaker 1: lady and like, but the fact that she wasn't getting
Speaker 1: picked like her fucking her roastar Mooney behavior was really
Speaker 1: she reminds me of someone I know, though I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna like out on the internet, but like, I know
Speaker 1: that personality. She's just like, if you just chilled out
Speaker 1: for a little bit, your inter beauty would match her
Speaker 1: out and everyone will be like, see how beautiful awesome
Speaker 1: you are. But instead you're this like walk downstairs, like
Speaker 1: I cut my own hair. I'm beautiful now. Isn't that
Speaker 1: what you want? And you're like, whoa, whoa, chill, We're
Speaker 1: all cool with you before everybody chill. But she's also
Speaker 1: she's also like kind of she feels a bit more
Speaker 1: like a like a white wine drunk mom. She gets
Speaker 1: a couple, She's like, look at you, you're just salsa
Speaker 1: and I could take my chip and yeah, you're right
Speaker 1: you and you're like, oh mom, yeah, you're like's just like,
Speaker 1: I'm just being bad. I'm just my girls and I'm
Speaker 1: getting bad. I got my chaballet and I'm good to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably I feel a little caddy because I've got
Speaker 1: all these people are really nice, lovely people, and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we're just having fun. Were you I? Did you watch
Speaker 1: the wedding between Jade and Tannery too? Wait? Did I
Speaker 1: watched the wedding between Jade and Tanner? No? I watched
Speaker 1: the wedding between was his name and big old Titties
Speaker 1: give big Jack Jade and t I'm tying. Paul Sheer
Speaker 1: was at the wedding, right, wasn't he there? As was
Speaker 1: as was Burning Love. Ken Marino was there. They were
Speaker 1: both at the wedding. They were there. They were at
Speaker 1: the wedding, so they got married. They got married. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can anyone think this is okay? Who else is
Speaker 1: coming back, Thomas, Carly? Carly is coming back for another round?
Speaker 1: How did you feel? She? That was a thing. I
Speaker 1: want to like Carly because she's a performer, She's part
Speaker 1: of us. She's one of our trump and I do
Speaker 1: like her, but when she breaks into song, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want to stare at the ground and wait for
Speaker 1: it to be over because that is so uncomfortable. She
Speaker 1: sang at Tanner and Jay's wedding and it wasn't it
Speaker 1: was she serenaded them, and it made me really uncomfortable
Speaker 1: as anyone who just is like, can I sing like that? No,
Speaker 1: if you ever have the inclination, don't. How do you
Speaker 1: feel about James Taylor? Jan's Taylor? He's too He's so positive.
Speaker 1: He's like, um, I don't know anyone that positive. He's
Speaker 1: like a Disney baby or something like. He's just so positive.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to tell you. I mean he's
Speaker 1: really hands not well, he's cute, but he's he's fun,
Speaker 1: he's sweet, he's sweetie. But you know he who's that positive?
Speaker 1: All I'm going to tell you, I'm a musician. Here's
Speaker 1: here's another thing that we learned. So the front runers.
Speaker 1: Jordan's Jordan Rodgers, so Katie quarterback for both teams. That insane,
Speaker 1: by the way, Like it's like the quarterback like just
Speaker 1: be that if there was no quarterback and guy would
Speaker 1: and one guy got picked to be the quarterback, like, yes,
Speaker 1: the quarterback. You know what happens to the quarterback always
Speaker 1: because a girl something like line like that. And then
Speaker 1: dude is guarantee quarterback guaranteed, I know. And you're like,
Speaker 1: you're like, why do you need to come on the show,
Speaker 1: like you clearly get girls. He must, you must. Day.
Speaker 1: He's got to be massive poonani just coming at it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: his phone's gotta be blown up, like just puss picks
Speaker 1: being like come get it, come get here. He's a
Speaker 1: little puss pick get Yeah, he's he's swimming and poond. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's probably not even on Tinder. He's probably on that
Speaker 1: like the tender first Celebs whatever the Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: learned about that. He's probably on that. I just learned
Speaker 1: about that. I bet he is. I just learned about that.
Speaker 1: There's okay, Well you'll enjoy this. On October, Rogers was
Speaker 1: signed as a member of the BC Lions practice roster
Speaker 1: after attending the team's minicamp. In April, he abruptly quit
Speaker 1: Hold Please to pursue a career in television and to
Speaker 1: star in the Las Vegas cast of the musical Damn yankes.
Speaker 1: Sorry what true story? True story, that's from Katie. We
Speaker 1: got it. We've been waiting till we waited. We saved this.
Speaker 1: He gave up a beautiful career in the Canadian Football
Speaker 1: League Star musical in the Las Vegas Kenny Dance. I
Speaker 1: don't know. This has got to come up. Does the Bachelor?
Speaker 1: Do the producers of The Bachelor and know this? Well,
Speaker 1: if they've been redacting and listening, can you handle what? So?
Speaker 1: He does? So the Las Vegas he quit abruptly to
Speaker 1: go bee in the Las Vegas version of the musical
Speaker 1: Damn Yankees. I wonder if he was like a cameo.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about football. Was he was when
Speaker 1: he was playing? Was he? I know, he's like the
Speaker 1: brother of the so is he kind of like? Is
Speaker 1: he recognizable? Like? I wonder if he was a walk
Speaker 1: on and it's like and or if he's p's the star? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to be the song of dance man. Isn't that?
Speaker 1: I hope this is I hope there's a challenge Google,
Speaker 1: We do you mind googling Jordan Rogers Damn Yankees. Here's
Speaker 1: the other one we have not discussed. Um Ben Higgins
Speaker 1: last year's Bachelor, has announced that he's running for Republican
Speaker 1: Senate in Colorado. Okay, well, gloves are off, pal, I
Speaker 1: always okay. I was literally when you said Ben Rogers,
Speaker 1: Ben Higgins, I was going to be like, you know,
Speaker 1: that guy started off as this, but then he won
Speaker 1: me over. Fuck you, you Republican piece of ship. Oh
Speaker 1: this is a great time to go get behind the
Speaker 1: Republican party with Trump looming. Fuck you, you just show
Speaker 1: your true colors. You're more bland than white bread dipped
Speaker 1: in fucking skim milk. You'r soggy skim milk soaked white
Speaker 1: bread with the crust cut off. It's also like, like
Speaker 1: it said, he was like an I T guy or
Speaker 1: something like what you said. Caitlin was like, have you
Speaker 1: ever had sex before? She she thought he was a
Speaker 1: virgin at one point, and I get it because the
Speaker 1: guy was like a sexual I forgot you. I mean
Speaker 1: she had to flat out ask him, be like, wait,
Speaker 1: are you a virgin? That he wore a lot of
Speaker 1: cowl neck sweaters too, You're right, are you? I was
Speaker 1: going to give him a little bit of props. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're a great guy. I'm sure very nice.
Speaker 1: You You've made America believe you're very nice. But I'm
Speaker 1: sure your policies should you be elected will Caitlin had
Speaker 1: to ask if you did? Of course, she's a Republican
Speaker 1: and like and like, and I get the feeling. I
Speaker 1: get the feeling that his lady that he picked is
Speaker 1: to like eat now that JoJo's on and I was like,
Speaker 1: Jojo so sexy, like that, He's like that. I feel like,
Speaker 1: what did he pick again? That boring girl? The blonde girl,
Speaker 1: Lauren Lauren? I think she was that boring. I the
Speaker 1: whole time. I was like, that will never work. I mean,
Speaker 1: if she keeps her career, is that you know this
Speaker 1: girl's international, she's an airline. Yeah, yeah, she's fine, she'll
Speaker 1: be so it's like, cool, you're in Hong Kong and
Speaker 1: then this and that and this and that and I'll
Speaker 1: see you one day out of a month. No, it
Speaker 1: won't work. It's not gonna work. Oh my god, Thomas
Speaker 1: can I This has been such a pleasure. I have
Speaker 1: to say, I mean, you know what was really good
Speaker 1: because it was like if wasn't on last night, I
Speaker 1: didn't have anybody to talk to about this, and I'm
Speaker 1: so glad we had to do. We kind of did
Speaker 1: like a recap like the best Best do you remember when?
Speaker 1: But we also did but we also announced a bouch
Speaker 1: from Paradise. I mean, this is who are you rooting
Speaker 1: for this season? Um? Do you like Chase that who
Speaker 1: had the sexy yoga with her? Oh? No, he's kind
Speaker 1: of he's boring. He's a bit boring. I like well,
Speaker 1: I like Wells. We'll never get Jojo will never pick Wells. Now,
Speaker 1: are you into Jojo? Do you think she's hot? I
Speaker 1: think she's hot when she's kind of going more on
Speaker 1: natural and she's very she's very. When she was in
Speaker 1: the kind of at the end with then and they
Speaker 1: were at the tropical setting or whatever, her freckles were
Speaker 1: coming up. Yes, she was so cute that she was adorable.
Speaker 1: Also when they went to Chicago and they were at
Speaker 1: Wrigley Field and she was in the little club's outfit
Speaker 1: and she was just she was really cute, like the
Speaker 1: little baseball jersey. Bless her. She's got a great bod.
Speaker 1: Bad Um I am. I hope she finds happiness. And uh,
Speaker 1: let's see who who who's on the shop. I'll show
Speaker 1: you are I'll show you are I do. I have
Speaker 1: the cast line up here to who's left, because I
Speaker 1: think a quarterback is gonna win. I think you think
Speaker 1: so in the end that I do, unless somehow all
Speaker 1: the guys decided to gang up on him and like
Speaker 1: spread scroll down. I like Alex what he's done for
Speaker 1: the country, but he's kind of he's also kind of
Speaker 1: a little bit too, Like he's just like he's a
Speaker 1: little gossip. He kind of little birdie. All of them
Speaker 1: are a bit. It's great how they all turned into
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I love that they gave Chad the
Speaker 1: largest machete on earth and him a tiny, little a
Speaker 1: little ax. I like Derek the Junker. You like him
Speaker 1: like he's done handsome, but he he but I don't
Speaker 1: feel like he has sex appeal, but you like him.
Speaker 1: He's He actually stood up to Chad though, which I liked.
Speaker 1: He legit stood up to Chat and was in a
Speaker 1: very like calm way. Yeah, he was a man that
Speaker 1: he gained points for me in that moment. I like
Speaker 1: how the ones that are gone are in black and white.
Speaker 1: It's like, did you ever see this reality show? It
Speaker 1: was a few years ago, a couple of years Ago
Speaker 1: called The Quest. It was like Larpin but it was
Speaker 1: on ABC pain live action role playing, like people had
Speaker 1: to like dress and outfits and two challenges. It was
Speaker 1: so weird, but I loved it. It won't ever, it's
Speaker 1: not going to come back because like America didn't love Larpain,
Speaker 1: but when they got Limited, they were like and they're
Speaker 1: like faces were projected to these holograms on the whole
Speaker 1: of heroes. But I also like when you go on
Speaker 1: because I think Jordan and Lucre are front runners. I
Speaker 1: loved st Nick. Yeah, I can't believe you got a limited.
Speaker 1: That's a bummer. He's not black, He's not he should
Speaker 1: be blacked out. I just got a great jaw line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was cute. Yeah, you know what. They also call
Speaker 1: him contestants, which is the best, Like they really they
Speaker 1: call it rather than Bachelor's they're called contestants. Yeah, Vinny,
Speaker 1: Vinnie's not gonna last, He's not gonna lasts. A great guy.
Speaker 1: He's a great guy. He's a great he's a hair dresser.
Speaker 1: James f Is probably gonna lie is the Jersey boxer guy.
Speaker 1: I like his voice. I like him because I haven't
Speaker 1: saw me. I would like him to read me a
Speaker 1: bedtime stories, got a nice voice, or at least like
Speaker 1: come over and be friends with your dad, like bread
Speaker 1: my hair and hang out with my dad. Totally. He
Speaker 1: could totally be friends with my dad. Actually not my daddy.
Speaker 1: I think Ali's probably out. He's too, he's very nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's probably out. I think he actually is out. I
Speaker 1: think he is out. So as you think it's gonna
Speaker 1: be you like Derek, you think it's gonna come down
Speaker 1: to final to Derek and Jordan's no final Final two
Speaker 1: is Luke and Jordan's interesting. I'm gonna say final two.
Speaker 1: I think James. I think James Taylor is going to
Speaker 1: go far, and I think, uh, Derek's gonna go for
Speaker 1: me too. But I think America and Jojo won't to
Speaker 1: see these kind of like they want to see the
Speaker 1: dark brooding Luke and I want to see I'll star quarterback.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I will. I agree with you, and
Speaker 1: then it's gonna be It's gonna be the quarterback Thomas
Speaker 1: such a pleasure. I mean I already the same way.
Speaker 1: It's like I bottled it in because it's not okay?
Speaker 1: Can I mention it on? Like social media and people say, hey,
Speaker 1: you've lost points of point. No, No, honestly, I've I
Speaker 1: already liked you to begin with. But I feel like
Speaker 1: we really, you know, we'd love to have you back
Speaker 1: when we have like a like a real like maybe
Speaker 1: a finale or something. We need to talk about it
Speaker 1: like a real But we've already liked you to begin with.
Speaker 1: And now I really feel like we've been through something here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been it's been intense. Okay, Well, if anyone, if
Speaker 1: any contestants or anyone's listened to this and they felt
Speaker 1: like we've been Caddy, I do want to apologize. We're
Speaker 1: just all being We're just all having fun with the show,
Speaker 1: and we're all great. It is sad to find out
Speaker 1: that you're strong enough Republican been to run for office
Speaker 1: just because I disagree so strongly with the publican part
Speaker 1: of politics. I hope you fail miserably, Tons, and that
Speaker 1: you realize that that's the wrong party to align yourself with.
Speaker 1: In fact, we should go a third one that's a
Speaker 1: little bit more left than this moderate it will go
Speaker 1: what just reconsider your stance? When does when does the
Speaker 1: next season of Silicon Valley start? Uh? It's well, it's
Speaker 1: in the middle of airing right now. So the next
Speaker 1: one will be whatever, do you have anything else you
Speaker 1: want to promote? Anything that you you don't have to
Speaker 1: UM in terms of promotion, not really, well when does this?
Speaker 1: When does this go out? Tomorrow? Okay? Well, if you're
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, there's this um a place called the
Speaker 1: Silent Movie Theater better known as Cinefamily, and uh, I
Speaker 1: am screening this movie I've been tweeting about it, called
Speaker 1: The Blood of Heroes. It is a post apocalyptic sort
Speaker 1: of Mad Maxi style movie, but it's a sports movie
Speaker 1: and it's got Rugger Howard in it, Vincent Dinafrios and
Speaker 1: no know, this is an eighties This is like an
Speaker 1: eighties kind of B movie, but it's actually really good.
Speaker 1: It's an a movie, and yes, one of these movies
Speaker 1: that you you you may go into it being like
Speaker 1: expecting to laugh at it, but it's genuinely a treat
Speaker 1: one of my favorite movies of all time. We have
Speaker 1: a three print. Wow, we're gonna be screening it. Enjoy coming.
Speaker 1: What night is that? That's Saturday night at Cina Fami. Okay,
Speaker 1: that Saturday night Cinefamily I will be if you're in
Speaker 1: l A Thursday night at Meltdown, Jonah Ray and I
Speaker 1: will be hosting the Tinkle Twins. Met Bronger will be there.
Speaker 1: That's at nine, and then I'll be doing stand up
Speaker 1: and salt Lake this weekend at Wise Guys, and I'm
Speaker 1: doing a play that John Ross Bowie wrote with and
Speaker 1: it's with Josh Brenner, who's also on Silicon Valley. Is
Speaker 1: about the Ramons is all of July at the Bootleg Theater.
Speaker 1: You can get tickets at Bootlegs dot com. I'm Martin
Speaker 1: Marine along with Thomas Metal Dish. What a pleasure, Thomas,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming on. We were so
Speaker 1: excited to have you. And I'm um and uh and
Speaker 1: I hope that Jubilee accepts your rose. It should something
Speaker 1: of a happened to your wife. Well, let's hope, not
Speaker 1: because I am happily married, but Jubilee, you can keep talking.
Speaker 1: Listen to this song and you'll you'll understand. This is
Speaker 1: going out to Jubilie. That's not going after Jubilie, for
Speaker 1: it was these rules into your word, these rules word
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