Speaker 1: Awilli that.
Speaker 2: I know that Netflix and Chill was more of a
Speaker 2: popular phrase a few years ago, but is there anything
Speaker 2: better than cuddling up to a special someone and sneaking
Speaker 2: in ash moosh while watching a movie.
Speaker 3: There is nothing, nothing better at all, So why don't
Speaker 3: I just leave now? You can have the show and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go get me some Netflix and chick.
Speaker 4: We have to record a podcast. Okay, welcome listeners. This
Speaker 4: is Date my Houri.
Speaker 2: The first were our Unparalleledda plays matchmaker for one hopeful
Speaker 2: main data.
Speaker 4: She'll meet three lucky contestants before.
Speaker 2: Sending one of them off on a one on one
Speaker 2: date with our beautiful main dater. I am your host,
Speaker 2: Vico Ortiz, joined by the ever stunning am.
Speaker 1: I supposed to answer that?
Speaker 3: So glad to be here, and Netflix and Chill can
Speaker 3: wait because I have work to do for our beautiful
Speaker 3: main dater.
Speaker 4: Yes you do. Our main dater this week is Jocelyn.
Speaker 2: Jocelyn has tried every dating app under the sun, Like
Speaker 2: Aweita exactly, It is passionate about the intersections of dating
Speaker 2: and disability. She identifies as a homebody, but doesn't let
Speaker 2: that define her. She's very active and being statnant bores her.
Speaker 2: I feel that ye Jocelyn is a biochemist towel and
Speaker 2: her celebrity crush is doctor Spencer Reed from Criminal Minds.
Speaker 4: I love the specificity here.
Speaker 2: Jocelyn's Aulita Hey is her platonic life partner. Anyone she
Speaker 2: dates needs her approval above all else. So let's see
Speaker 2: how Jocelyn feels about introducing more grand motherly approval in
Speaker 2: her life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so ready to meet Joscelyn.
Speaker 4: Yes to this, me too, Jocelyn. Welcome, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 5: Hi everyone. I'm so excited to be here. I can't
Speaker 5: wait for this new adventure.
Speaker 4: Yes, us too, We are so glad that you're here.
Speaker 4: On dad my Awalida First.
Speaker 2: I also love that you have experience around this, you know,
Speaker 2: listening to Alita. But before, tell us a little bit
Speaker 2: about yourself. What should Awlida and I know about you.
Speaker 5: I'm very complex. There's a lot of things that I
Speaker 5: love when I'm looking for a partner, and I think
Speaker 5: the main thing for me is communication and be able
Speaker 5: to sustain a good conversation. If we can't dove into
Speaker 5: a good conversation, we're done. I can't. It has to
Speaker 5: be deep for me to get to know you.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I love that, Awlita. With that said,
Speaker 2: what else do you need to know about, Jocelyn.
Speaker 3: What we would like to know right now is a
Speaker 3: little bit about your love life. So tell me what
Speaker 3: that's been about.
Speaker 5: Oh, my love life is chaotic. The last time I
Speaker 5: head like a meaningful relationship was back in high school.
Speaker 5: I had situationships in college, you could call them. They
Speaker 5: never met my family because I am Mexican, so a
Speaker 5: lot of Mexican families are very cheesemo so as you
Speaker 5: could say, pretty curious individuals and they try to pry.
Speaker 5: So when it comes to relationships, unless I know that
Speaker 5: it's going to be a long term relationship, I bring
Speaker 5: them in. But if not, the no. So college was
Speaker 5: a very experimental time for me. I tried different flavors, different.
Speaker 1: Cue out and not only that, Jocelyn, but that wasn't
Speaker 1: too long ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I loved college. It was one of the best
Speaker 5: times of my life. If I could go back, I
Speaker 5: would do it all over again.
Speaker 2: So you had an amazing explorative college experience.
Speaker 4: Which is beautiful. I really want to recognize you for that.
Speaker 1: It is an education.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, absolutely, So what are you looking for in
Speaker 2: a partner right now based on the things that you've
Speaker 2: learned from those experiences.
Speaker 5: I want a partner that's emotion available, beautiful. If my
Speaker 5: partner can't be open about if they're feeling sad, depressed,
Speaker 5: if they're feeling anxious, if they can't talk to me
Speaker 5: in that level, I don't think we can keep going
Speaker 5: because I feel like those things when it comes to
Speaker 5: mental health is the number one priority when it comes
Speaker 5: to communicating with someone.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, tell us a little bit about your experience on
Speaker 2: the apps.
Speaker 5: The apps are interesting. I've had a lot of other
Speaker 5: people be very weird and creepy in a sense. I've
Speaker 5: had a lot of encounters where they made me feel
Speaker 5: like my disability was kind of a fetish to them,
Speaker 5: and it kind of put me in a really weird
Speaker 5: position because it's like, I want to explore it a
Speaker 5: little bit more. But the fact that you're only centuring
Speaker 5: like a sexual encounter over the way that I sit
Speaker 5: or the way that I look like, or the way
Speaker 5: that I'm positioned, it didn't sit right with me.
Speaker 3: No, not acceptable to Awilita. You know I got the life.
Speaker 3: This happens again, I'll be right there for you.
Speaker 4: I mean, you're here to give the chance too.
Speaker 3: You know, yes to one of the two of the three.
Speaker 3: You're a Wilita that is your partner in crime. Let's
Speaker 3: call her. How old is she?
Speaker 5: She is seventy eight.
Speaker 1: I give it, Yah. What is the best advice Yra
Speaker 1: Wilita has given you?
Speaker 5: She has given me. An advice that I hold so
Speaker 5: true to myself is if you find a person, don't
Speaker 5: let that person overshadow you, because I feel like sometimes
Speaker 5: when you're in a relationship, a lot of the times,
Speaker 5: the other person kind of molds to the other person
Speaker 5: and their wardrobe starts to change, their antics, start to
Speaker 5: change their attitudes. And I don't want that for me.
Speaker 5: I want to stay true to who Jocelyn is with
Speaker 5: the add on of a relationship with the partner.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 2: I love that you want someone who you want to
Speaker 2: be championed with.
Speaker 4: You know, like you are your own person.
Speaker 2: This other person is there person as well, and you
Speaker 2: get to champion each other and lean into that vulnerability,
Speaker 2: that emotional availability be of support, but also not let
Speaker 2: that consume your whole identity. That's really beautiful.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I love that you put in your bio that you're
Speaker 2: a biochemist. Do you want to open a little bit
Speaker 2: more about that. How did you get into it? Why
Speaker 2: made you passionate about biochemistry? That's so fucking cool.
Speaker 5: Actually, I had a really awesome chemistry teacher in high
Speaker 5: school and she really showed me the ways and it
Speaker 5: was really interesting to me how basically everything starts with molecules,
Speaker 5: everything starts in the littlest amount of matter, and it
Speaker 5: was something that I really wanted to explore. There's a
Speaker 5: lot of things that made me want to go into biology,
Speaker 5: specifically because it's connected to my disability. You know, I've
Speaker 5: been in the hospital for a long time throughout my
Speaker 5: childhood because of surgeries, therapy and all that. So I
Speaker 5: really wanted to in a sense give back to the
Speaker 5: structure or the main framework that has assisted me be
Speaker 5: the Joscelyn that I am today.
Speaker 4: That's fucking beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's so real.
Speaker 4: Now I want to ask you too.
Speaker 2: You have such clarity around what is it that you're
Speaker 2: looking for in a partner, and I am curious as well.
Speaker 2: You know, you've done so much work on yourself too.
Speaker 2: Share with us some of that, Like how do you
Speaker 2: show up in a relationship. How do you maneuver around conflict?
Speaker 2: How do you show up in these ways?
Speaker 5: I'm very communicative. If I'm not liking something, I will
Speaker 5: tell you right off the bat, and if I like something,
Speaker 5: then I will tell you like hey, like, let's continue
Speaker 5: to do this. Communication is key for me. Going to
Speaker 5: therapy and just exploring who I am has really made
Speaker 5: me see the perspective of life. And if you're not
Speaker 5: able to communicate what you're feeling to somebody else that
Speaker 5: you care about, how is that relationship going to work,
Speaker 5: whether it's plotonically familiarity or in romantic.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I agree with you. A little producer Birdie whispered
Speaker 2: into my ear that you've mentioned you're a little freaky.
Speaker 4: And the reason why I'm.
Speaker 2: The reason why I'm the one asking the question is
Speaker 2: because I am Almoso a little freaky.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I'm learning and.
Speaker 4: Does definitely for she's learning.
Speaker 2: Can you share with us a little bit because I'm
Speaker 2: just really curious how you're exploring pleasure and sexuality around
Speaker 2: healing and all and ownership and empowerment.
Speaker 5: So please, Yes, I was wondering when you guys were
Speaker 5: gonna bring that up, Like I said, I'm a biochemist,
Speaker 5: so if we're trying to figure something out, we're gonna
Speaker 5: test it out. We're gonna research it. So I'm an
Speaker 5: avid reader and I love to read, and a lot
Speaker 5: of the times there's a lot of spicy things going
Speaker 5: on in books, so I love to test them out.
Speaker 5: I'm like, let's see how this is gonna work out with,
Speaker 5: you know, my disabled body, and see if it's worth continuing.
Speaker 5: But I think the main reason why I'm very like
Speaker 5: freaky and not like vanilla, I call it vanilla sex,
Speaker 5: which is like, you know, missionary. It's because it's harder
Speaker 5: for me to do that position with my disability, so
Speaker 5: I've had to get creative to do that part of
Speaker 5: just being a woman.
Speaker 3: What kind of response do you get from males? Are
Speaker 3: they kind to you? Do they ask you questions? Are
Speaker 3: they supportive?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Usually they asked me a lot of questions. They're like,
Speaker 5: are you sure, like let me know if this is
Speaker 5: too much, or how far you can.
Speaker 1: Go or and you go bring it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, though, that before I even consider having sex with
Speaker 5: a person, I have to really get to know the
Speaker 5: person and if they're caring enough to help me think
Speaker 5: regular mundane things.
Speaker 4: Then, yeah, it's about trust.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, what a beautiful soul you have?
Speaker 4: I love, I love. How do you feel out?
Speaker 2: Do you think we got we can find a trustworthy
Speaker 2: doctor Spencer read look alike?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? I love Spencer Reed. He is adorable. He's such
Speaker 1: a smart young man.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, with that said, I think it's time to
Speaker 2: meet the contestants because yeah, that's ready.
Speaker 4: We'll be back after the break. Welcome back today, Malani.
Speaker 2: The first, thank you all for joining us today. We
Speaker 2: got a great group of people, So let's start with Ian.
Speaker 2: Ian is a twenty nine year old Gemini who enjoys
Speaker 2: being creative in any way he can possibly make happen.
Speaker 2: He's written a book about what he calls rom com syndrome,
Speaker 2: Very Intrigued by That, and a feature film advocating for
Speaker 2: universal healthcare, and also performs regularly on his improv team
Speaker 2: he can sometimes. He considered a series of walking contradictions fame,
Speaker 2: describing himself as both ambitious and chill, emotionally trustworthy and
Speaker 2: sardonic and funny and down to earth, honestly a human being.
Speaker 4: We're so happy to have.
Speaker 7: Thank you for having me my first time dating so
Speaker 7: I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: Well, let me let me tell you my need. We're
Speaker 3: not gonna take it that far. I will find you
Speaker 3: someone along the way.
Speaker 4: Unless you have an uncle or a grandpa.
Speaker 3: Then filled breathing, Yeah, Next, we have Joshua.
Speaker 2: Joshua is a twenty eight year old Sopal local with
Speaker 2: a real go with the flow kind of vibe. He
Speaker 2: can be an introvert, but when he goes out, he
Speaker 2: makes sure everyone has a great time and is often
Speaker 2: considered the life of a Zepp party. Joshua is also
Speaker 2: a huge Disney and Star Wars fan, and he values
Speaker 2: long term relationships, maintaining many decades plus long close friendships.
Speaker 4: Say hello, Joshua, how's it going, how's it going?
Speaker 2: Amazing? And final, we have Anthony. Anthony is a twenty
Speaker 2: seven year old Los Angeles native with a big heart
Speaker 2: and even bigger lave.
Speaker 1: Can we hear it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's got a teddyver a vibe and a passion
Speaker 2: for theater and live performance.
Speaker 4: Say hello, Anthony, Hi, thanks so.
Speaker 6: Much for having me. I'm excited to be here.
Speaker 4: Hello us too.
Speaker 1: You know I have a feeling that you're all my
Speaker 1: favorite group.
Speaker 4: You're saying that about every group Look, it's great.
Speaker 1: I put all those ages together. I have a husband.
Speaker 4: With that said, time to get to.
Speaker 2: Know you all a little bit better with our first game,
Speaker 2: homebody Vibe. Our main dater loves a cuddly, cozy night, Anne,
Speaker 2: and we'd love to see how you might fit.
Speaker 4: Into that lifestyle. The game is very simple.
Speaker 2: We'll give you three types of home body activities and
Speaker 2: you'll let us know which one is the closest to
Speaker 2: your personal vibe.
Speaker 3: Anything that happens at home is my vibe. Oh, especially
Speaker 3: in the bedroom. Okay, especially when it comes to sex.
Speaker 4: Okay. Oh, we're getting more specific. Do you want to
Speaker 4: get I was like.
Speaker 2: So, which one of these three stay at home activities
Speaker 2: seems most of your alley Netflix and chill, bake a
Speaker 2: cake and gossip, or get high and do a lego? E.
Speaker 2: What's your homebody vibe out of these three activities?
Speaker 7: I mean, I love Netflix and chill like that. It's
Speaker 7: definitely a very tempting option. But I feel like you know,
Speaker 7: early on in a relationship, I want something where you
Speaker 7: can talk a little bit more. So I'm going to
Speaker 7: go with Get high and lego because it's a collaborative thing.
Speaker 6: You're gonna have to do it together.
Speaker 7: I feel like it would be weird for me, wouldn't
Speaker 7: be anything too crazy. And it just puts you in
Speaker 7: a headspace where you're you're laughing, you're having fun, you're
Speaker 7: working together, you can talk about other things while you're
Speaker 7: doing it. And when I was a kid, I absolutely
Speaker 7: loved me some legos.
Speaker 1: So he was gonna say, love me some weed, which
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe it's not okay. I'm like, I
Speaker 4: don't know, what's the age I was five? I love this.
Speaker 4: Thank you for that. Ian Anthony, what's yours?
Speaker 6: I think I have to go with bacon gossip. I
Speaker 6: tend to do that already, just naturally in my life. Yes,
Speaker 6: And there's nothing like having something, you know, hot and
Speaker 6: fresh out of the oven, like some cookies, something nice,
Speaker 6: you know. And gossip isn't that bad if you if
Speaker 6: you do it.
Speaker 3: Right, right, correct, Absolutely, just the conversation.
Speaker 4: And I love this, Joshua, what's your homebody activity?
Speaker 8: See, it's a toss up between the the Netflix and
Speaker 8: chill and then the baking and gossip because it depends
Speaker 8: on the Netflix movie. But I'm also quite a foodie.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna combine yours and just be like you have
Speaker 2: Netflix in the background, and then you're just like bacon
Speaker 2: and gossiping.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, bakers are welcomed in my home. Yeah, anytime.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I read that. What are your homebody activities?
Speaker 3: Which movie makes you most excited to snuggle up? The Exorcist,
Speaker 3: Legally Blonde or Shreke Too.
Speaker 4: These are excellent.
Speaker 1: I love them all, Anthony.
Speaker 6: I can't do the Exorcist for sure. I'm kind of
Speaker 6: a scaredy cat, so that's a no thank you for me.
Speaker 6: But Legally Blond and Trek two are fantastic pieces of cinema.
Speaker 6: So either of those.
Speaker 1: I'm in gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous, Joshua, what's your snuggle up movie?
Speaker 8: I mean, you can't go bad with a classic animated movie.
Speaker 8: It's gotta be Strike Too, all the way adorable.
Speaker 4: What is your snuggle up movie?
Speaker 7: You know, if it was og Shrek, I might go
Speaker 7: with that, But I'm a fan of the sequels. I mean,
Speaker 7: I Shrek it is a great movie. I just sequels
Speaker 7: in general I don't like as much, so I'll go
Speaker 7: with Legally Blonde. I feel like with Reese Weatherspoon you
Speaker 7: can never hear wrong.
Speaker 4: Here, here, here, here, I agree with all you know
Speaker 4: the I mean the ox Orcist. The Exorcist is a
Speaker 4: tough one to watch.
Speaker 3: I watched The Exorcist when I was thirteen years old.
Speaker 3: I had a copy Dan Theater on Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 4: Noted in the eighteen hundreds copy that absolutely Okay, I
Speaker 4: have the last one.
Speaker 2: Which dinner are you most likely to make your significant
Speaker 2: other on a night in boxed mac and cheese, steak
Speaker 2: and mashed potatoes, or a garden salad.
Speaker 1: I want to hear from Anthony first.
Speaker 6: If I'm looking to impress, I'll go with the steak
Speaker 6: and mashed potatoes. But I will be stressed because cooking
Speaker 6: meat stresses me.
Speaker 1: Out to get that perfect.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes me medium.
Speaker 4: Joshua, what's your dinner?
Speaker 8: See, it's a toss up. You got two good ones,
Speaker 8: which is the mac and cheese and then the steak dinner.
Speaker 8: The steak dinner, I would say, is more for special
Speaker 8: occasions anniversaries. You know, the mac and cheese can be
Speaker 8: an everyday thing.
Speaker 4: Dang every day mac and cheese.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm so sad that nobody cares about their
Speaker 3: health and their vegetables.
Speaker 4: Hellas going on here? No sound for any of us
Speaker 4: Ian what's your dinner?
Speaker 9: Well, to be as honest as possible, please, I would
Speaker 9: be in the steak category. But what I actually like
Speaker 9: to make is this slow cooker beef from broccoli recipe.
Speaker 9: So it is beef, there's no potato in it. But
Speaker 9: what I like about it is you don't have to
Speaker 9: worry about overtooking it. You just throw it in the
Speaker 9: slow cooker, You come back four hours later, you do
Speaker 9: a little bit more, and then a half hour later
Speaker 9: it's all done. It's really easy and it's delicious. It's
Speaker 9: honestly my favorite thing to eat, even including restaurants.
Speaker 6: I make it all the time.
Speaker 4: I love it, I love it, I love it.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, these are great responses. Should we move
Speaker 2: on to the next game?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Can I cuddle up with them?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: You want to cuddle up with one of the before
Speaker 1: with all of them?
Speaker 3: You are all so cute, but of course, like a
Speaker 3: grandma grandson thing, you know, hey.
Speaker 1: Sure sure, sure, sure sure, And we're talking freaky, Remember my.
Speaker 4: God, it's just a horny show. Let's just call it one.
Speaker 2: It is our main dator has a secret favorite genre
Speaker 2: of reading, romance novels.
Speaker 4: In this game of smut, did she say, we'll give
Speaker 4: you the.
Speaker 2: Beginning of a smut and you'll need to finish it
Speaker 2: fill in the blank. You know, she just wanted to
Speaker 2: clarify the finishing process.
Speaker 4: I want need that will will you beat the reader?
Speaker 3: Listen, finish this one. Her fingers caressed my legs. I
Speaker 3: shiver with antssipation. Our eyes lock and I take it away.
Speaker 8: Joshua, and I touched my toes and curled up in
Speaker 8: a nice, warm bath.
Speaker 4: Nicely, lovely, lovely anthony.
Speaker 2: Her fingers caress my leg I shiver with antssipation.
Speaker 4: Our eyes lock and I.
Speaker 6: And I ask, do you have an earthquake readiness plan
Speaker 6: and prepared that is non perishable? We live an earthquake country,
Speaker 6: and I need to know that we're ready to go.
Speaker 2: Fucking beautiful, honestly, but Ian, what's what's your wing? Our
Speaker 2: eyes lock and I.
Speaker 7: I kissed the nape of her neck as we unbuttony
Speaker 7: each other's clothes with the eagerness of teenagers.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Show is this again? Oh my good.
Speaker 4: I do the next one.
Speaker 2: I'll do the next one. Okay, she smells like dale
Speaker 2: old roses.
Speaker 10: I smell like motor oil and tobacco, but together we
Speaker 10: smell like Ian. Take it away, Heaven, gorgeous, Anthony, take
Speaker 10: it away.
Speaker 6: The four oh five at three pm on Friday.
Speaker 4: I love this Joshua at.
Speaker 8: The back of a restaurant in times of crisis, during
Speaker 8: that fire.
Speaker 6: That was truly, truly beautiful.
Speaker 4: This man amazing, This is incredible. These are yeah, yeah, good,
Speaker 4: you do yours?
Speaker 1: No, check it out. Now we embrace and I can
Speaker 1: feel her heartbeat.
Speaker 3: Of lining with mine. Today is now forever.
Speaker 1: I pull away, but she pulls me back and.
Speaker 7: Ian as I climax, she comes to and we are
Speaker 7: forever one.
Speaker 4: Hell, Anthony, how do you end that one?
Speaker 6: She puts me in a phone Nelson and then throws
Speaker 6: me right out of the ring.
Speaker 1: The match is.
Speaker 4: Incredible.
Speaker 9: Fel like he's never read smut.
Speaker 6: So this is a smart.
Speaker 4: Game, Joshua, what's your how do you finish this one?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 8: We fall back into the plate of grass and tumble, tumble, tumble,
Speaker 8: tumble down the hill into a pile of rocks, end up,
Speaker 8: end us up into a hospital and we left happy.
Speaker 3: Lily ever after Oh, the couple that goes to the
Speaker 3: er together stays together.
Speaker 2: Wow, well that was Yeah, that was revelatory. Thank you
Speaker 2: all for playing these games with us. Unfortunately we have
Speaker 2: to send someone home, so our leader who is not
Speaker 2: going to be moving on to the next round.
Speaker 3: Listen, at the end of the day, what we're looking
Speaker 3: for here is someone that has similar characteristics or desires
Speaker 3: or ideas about their future as our main data does.
Speaker 3: And thinking of that alone, the person that will leave
Speaker 3: us right now is Joshua.
Speaker 2: Joshua, thank you oh so much for playing. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: had me absolutely rolling with the rolling and rolling on
Speaker 2: the field and ending on the rocks. That absolutely took
Speaker 2: me out. Thank you so much for your time and
Speaker 2: your energy.
Speaker 1: Thank you, my love.
Speaker 4: We'll see you. Thank you so much. We'll be back
Speaker 4: after the break. Welcome back today, my Hourily the first
Speaker 4: and then there were two for you, two cuties.
Speaker 2: Now you have a beautiful opportunity for a wild that
Speaker 2: to get to know y'all more intimately with a one
Speaker 2: on one cafecito.
Speaker 1: Let's do it first.
Speaker 4: Up, you'll have Anthony Hourly. Don't they get away?
Speaker 1: Anthony, you are an adorable human being. Do you know that.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much. That's so kind of you to say.
Speaker 3: You're sweet and kind. You seem like a very patient person.
Speaker 3: Let's talk a little bit about your love life and
Speaker 3: when was your last relationship, how did that end?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 6: I think the last relationship I had was in college,
Speaker 6: so five or six years ago, and I was not
Speaker 6: the one who chose to end up. So I was
Speaker 6: a little sad to see it end. But you know,
Speaker 6: things change, people change, and I'm not gonna try and
Speaker 6: force something that isn't meant to be.
Speaker 1: You know, what is it that you do?
Speaker 6: So I just got back from stage managing for an
Speaker 6: immersive experience with a big streaming service, and right now
Speaker 6: I'm just looking for my next gig. But I am
Speaker 6: applying to grad school right now because I'm interested in
Speaker 6: being a therapist.
Speaker 1: Oh very nice. Now, what is it that you're looking for?
Speaker 3: It's been a minute, You've had time to think about it,
Speaker 3: to decide what it is that you would like to
Speaker 3: have in a relationship or not.
Speaker 6: What is that I'm always looking for someone to really
Speaker 6: be my person, you know, someone with a sense of humor,
Speaker 6: someone who is just as excited as I am. To
Speaker 6: see each other at the end of the day, someone
Speaker 6: who you can really count on, you know, someone.
Speaker 3: Like that, and you are ready to communicate, to be patient,
Speaker 3: to work on that relationship to make it succeed. Definitely
Speaker 3: looking for love. Yeah, in the right place with a
Speaker 3: Wilita and Vigo. I'm excited to do that. Let's see
Speaker 3: what happens. Anthony. Thank you for your beautiful answers.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Anthony, George. All right, Ian, I'm
Speaker 2: going to hand you over for a little coffee seat
Speaker 2: that a Wilita.
Speaker 4: Take it away here.
Speaker 1: I am mean, how are you?
Speaker 7: I am good?
Speaker 6: Thank you for asking how are you?
Speaker 3: I am doing really well and truly enjoying meeting each
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you.
Speaker 3: Right at the start of your bio, it says that
Speaker 3: you believe that life is improv What is that about.
Speaker 7: I think I said life is improv is life is
Speaker 7: improv It's life' is.
Speaker 6: Improv or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 7: I mean improv was like the first creative art that
Speaker 7: I really discovered my passion for when I was a
Speaker 7: freshman in college. And I think the skills that you
Speaker 7: work on and improv are skills that really apply to life.
Speaker 7: Like a big part of improv is avoiding negation where
Speaker 7: somebody you're talking to offers an idea or a concept
Speaker 7: to you, and instead of saying no to it, you
Speaker 7: find a way to say yes. And I know it's
Speaker 7: like cheesy and it's the first rule of improv, but really,
Speaker 7: if you go through life approaching people as to like,
Speaker 7: where can we find sources of agreement? And so it's
Speaker 7: just sort of a mindset that I have moving through
Speaker 7: life to try and always see people I could learn from,
Speaker 7: even if they might not have traditional markers of success
Speaker 7: or eloquence. I think everybody has their own experiences that
Speaker 7: I myself have not had, and you can always learn
Speaker 7: from the people around you.
Speaker 1: Heavy, But I like it No, No, It's so cute.
Speaker 3: I've always been a yes and a person and that
Speaker 3: is why I married so many times.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know how to say no.
Speaker 3: You know, so at one point or another, though, you
Speaker 3: have to say no in certain circumstances.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about love. When was your last relationship along
Speaker 1: did it last?
Speaker 7: My last relationship was about three years long and it
Speaker 7: ended at the end of twenty twenty two. So I've
Speaker 7: been single for a little over a year now. Well,
Speaker 7: I mean I've been dating and stuff, but that was
Speaker 7: the last like serious like I'm.
Speaker 6: In love with this person type relationship.
Speaker 1: And what is it that you're looking for now?
Speaker 7: I would love the next first date I go on
Speaker 7: to be the last first date I go on. I
Speaker 7: feel very ready to find like my partner, my best friend,
Speaker 7: somebody I can really build with and you know, hopefully
Speaker 7: have all of the traditional escalator stuff of living together
Speaker 7: and kids one day in marriage. If that's something that
Speaker 7: she's into and all that good stuff, that'll make my
Speaker 7: parents very very happy and also me.
Speaker 3: So we're going to try and find you a beautiful
Speaker 3: person if we can. Let's see what happens at the
Speaker 3: end of this. All right you, thank you Ian?
Speaker 2: All righty, so thank you to our two remaining contestants.
Speaker 2: You've had a delightful time sipping on some CAFESHI gonna
Speaker 2: wailit that you know.
Speaker 3: You both have made me very proud. I love your responses.
Speaker 3: You're kind in order to be here with us and
Speaker 3: play these games with us. But I know, I know
Speaker 3: that we've been misdirecting you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is the part now time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we've been a little sneggy. We've invited our
Speaker 2: main dater to listen on everything that's been happening today.
Speaker 2: So even though Awalita has heard everything from those gorgeous
Speaker 2: smuts to caffesitos, so has our mainador Ahalita might have
Speaker 2: an idea.
Speaker 4: Of who she likes. But let's see if we have
Speaker 4: a unanimous decision.
Speaker 2: So to both of you, muchisimus, grassies, We're gonna ask
Speaker 2: you for a quick exit and we'll bring back our
Speaker 2: main contestant. I am so torn by these two wonderful gentlemen.
Speaker 4: Alita, where are you at?
Speaker 1: I love them both.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that Anthony would be a bit more
Speaker 3: opened and patient and kind.
Speaker 1: I just see that in him.
Speaker 2: I also love that he wants to go back to
Speaker 2: school to do therapy, like thee A therapist. And I
Speaker 2: know that from talking to Joscelyn in the very beginning.
Speaker 2: She was mentioning how important communication is and being able
Speaker 2: to sit down with like conflicts and be able to
Speaker 2: talk about your emotions. And I think that Anthony is
Speaker 2: very much aligned in that, like there's an.
Speaker 4: Interest around this.
Speaker 2: He wants to have like that knowledge and those tools,
Speaker 2: and I think that he can apply that into our
Speaker 2: relationship one hundred thousand percent. I like a lot of
Speaker 2: what Ian says, and he's very outgoing and very communicative.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I feel like Anthony energetically gives me a
Speaker 2: bit more alignment with Joscelyn as well.
Speaker 4: Joscelyn, you want to come over and.
Speaker 1: Give us a little do you think? What are your thoughts?
Speaker 5: I agree with you what you guys are saying, but
Speaker 5: I'm torn, Like I love Anthony's responses and he seems
Speaker 5: very aligned with me, but I also really enjoy Ian's responses,
Speaker 5: and oh my god, if I could mold both of
Speaker 5: them together.
Speaker 2: Ideal, I know, I know, honestly, I will lead that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fully leave this one to you.
Speaker 4: I'm happy with both.
Speaker 3: Well, apparently so will Joscelyn. Either or Yeah, so let's
Speaker 3: flip a coin.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to our two beautiful, gorgeous, handsome contestants. The
Speaker 2: jury has a verdict. I will lead that tell us
Speaker 2: who got the shot?
Speaker 4: At mucho?
Speaker 1: Mucho? Am, Yes, much more.
Speaker 3: You are both incredibly smart, talented kind man.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 3: Of course, like I had mentioned before, at the end
Speaker 3: of the day, we're gonna think about our main dater
Speaker 3: and how things can progress from here on. It's been
Speaker 3: hard because you two are just wonderful.
Speaker 1: I really mean it.
Speaker 3: However, the person that will be dating our beautiful main dater,
Speaker 3: it's Anthony.
Speaker 4: Okay, amazing.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Anthony, and then Ian, thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, thank you for your candor and
Speaker 2: your humor.
Speaker 4: It's been such a delight to have you on the show.
Speaker 1: Chre's so much. Ian too cute. Well, Anthony, how are
Speaker 1: you feeling, Anthony?
Speaker 6: I feel great.
Speaker 4: This is awesome, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Well, without any further ado, Anthony, meet our main dater, Jocelyn.
Speaker 6: Nice.
Speaker 2: Nice you, Jocelyn. What are your first impressions on Anthony?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, your personality is amazing. I loved all
Speaker 5: your responses and is very true. I am very close
Speaker 5: to my grandmother. She's my person, she's my home. So
Speaker 5: if we actually start dating for real, you got a
Speaker 5: lot of work cut out for yourself.
Speaker 6: Evidently heard. I understand, and I will do my best.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Anthony. First impressions you seem excellent.
Speaker 6: I was so jump scared by the fact that you
Speaker 6: were in on everything, so that was so much fun.
Speaker 6: And yeah, you seem like you're really sweet and kind
Speaker 6: and I love people who have a good relationship with
Speaker 6: their family, so I'm just looking forward to get to
Speaker 6: knowing you more.
Speaker 4: Yay, okay, amazing.
Speaker 2: Now we're going to send our contestants away for our
Speaker 2: little virtual days.
Speaker 3: Have fun, beauties, You're so adorable. Be open, open up
Speaker 3: your hearts and your minds, and be the best friends
Speaker 3: at the beginning and then take it from there.
Speaker 6: So hello, I mean, this is the first time I've
Speaker 6: done anything like this. What about you? Have you done
Speaker 6: any dating podcasts before? Oh?
Speaker 5: This is very exciting to be honest with you. Like
Speaker 5: the beginning, I was kind of like scared offish about
Speaker 5: it because I was like, I'm just gonna play for fun.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's not through, but it did, and
Speaker 5: I'm just like, what, It's been really difficult for me
Speaker 5: to date because of a lot of different reasons. So
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is going to be a
Speaker 5: jump scare for you. And I'm so sorry if they
Speaker 5: didn't tell you anything, But I have a disability and
Speaker 5: I don't know if that's like a deal breaker for you, it's.
Speaker 6: Not a jump scare at all. You know, we are
Speaker 6: who we are and that's that was like the dumbest
Speaker 6: way to put that. But you know, like that's not
Speaker 6: a jump scare.
Speaker 5: Okay. Yeah, because in the past, when it was like
Speaker 5: on dating apps and stuff, I would conceal it until
Speaker 5: like we had been talking for a while, until I
Speaker 5: felt like they would be comfortable with it, and it
Speaker 5: always backfired. So this time around, I want to be
Speaker 5: super transparent with you, and if you would like it
Speaker 5: to go further, then I really.
Speaker 6: Want you to know that honestly is really important. I'm
Speaker 6: the type of person who values that. I don't love
Speaker 6: to be left out of the loop just because that
Speaker 6: makes me anxious to be honest. Yeah, what do you
Speaker 6: like to do?
Speaker 5: I love to read, So that's why I asked them
Speaker 5: to kind of have like a smut kind of thing
Speaker 5: because I love to read. I'm a biochemist. I have
Speaker 5: a biochemistry degree, so I love to do research and
Speaker 5: like to test things out. So if I'm reading a
Speaker 5: book and it has certain things in it, I like
Speaker 5: to try them out, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 5: So that's the main reason why you guys had to
Speaker 5: do a smut game. I am so sorry if that
Speaker 5: was a little bit intimidating, I apologize for that. But
Speaker 5: I really wanted to have a connection with someone, you know, like,
Speaker 5: and it's not just like inside. I love to get
Speaker 5: to know somebody who you are as a person and personality.
Speaker 5: Why but can we mold together physically? Does that make sense?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I love Criminal Minds the show. It's my comfort show.
Speaker 6: I mean, I love that. You're definitely the braver one
Speaker 6: here I am. I've seen like one or two episodes
Speaker 6: of Criminal Minds and it's like, it's this one where
Speaker 6: like a kid gets like abducted, an affair or something,
Speaker 6: and I literally.
Speaker 5: Like and it's like a mortuary. It's if we actually start, didn't,
Speaker 5: I will probably make you sit down and do a
Speaker 5: marathon with me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: It's like exposure therapy. It's great, you know.
Speaker 5: And my deal first date, I'm a very simple gal.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I do like fancy dinners and stuff when it comes
Speaker 5: to special occasions. If it's a first date, maybe, but
Speaker 5: I'm a very kind of like, let's go get some tacos,
Speaker 5: eat at a park and just talk.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that would be fun. Thank you so
Speaker 6: much for picking me. I feel so special.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Honestly it was a hard decision, but I just felt
Speaker 5: like you and I would just click Yeah.
Speaker 6: Definitely.
Speaker 2: Well wow, wow wow. I hope those sweeties hit it off.
Speaker 2: Find us back here next week as Leleanna and I
Speaker 2: make some more matches.
Speaker 4: Good work today, aiim oh, we did good.
Speaker 1: I like what I'm looking at.
Speaker 2: Bit Miaori The First is a production from WV Sound
Speaker 2: and iHeartMedia's My Ultura podcast network, hosted by me Vico
Speaker 2: or Pie, joined by the fabulous Leanna Montenegro.
Speaker 6: Bait.
Speaker 2: My Auri the First is produced by Leo Clem, Nico Raquel,
Speaker 2: and Sophie Spencer Zavos. Our executive producers are Wilmer Valderrama,
Speaker 2: Leo Clem, and Nico Raguel w V Sound. This episode
Speaker 2: was edited by Sean Tracy and additional help from producer
Speaker 2: Daniel Koenig and features original music by Gabe Lopez and
Speaker 2: Alvaro Morello. Special thanks to our team of cupits at
Speaker 2: w V Entertainment. Special things also to our hopeful romantics
Speaker 2: this week, Jocelyn, Ian Anthony and Joshua. Additional thanks to
Speaker 2: Salt and Lime Media.
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Speaker 2: and in the meantime, don't do anything Amalita wouldn't do.
Speaker 1: Just do it better. Okay, besitos