WEBVTT - “I HAVE A FART FETISH” 0:00:01.639 --> 0:00:02.400 Hello, Hi. 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:03.040 How's it going? 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:04.280 I'm very good? How are you? 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:07.320 I'm good? Is this Hank? 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:08.959 It is? 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:09.600 It is? 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:10.680 How are you? 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:17.160 How am I? I'm doing well. I'm enjoying life. It's 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.439 another day at the office. How are you, Hank? 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:23.599 You know what it's going as well too. I wasn't 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:24.560 expecting your thoughts. 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.360 Well, Hank, what brings you to call in today? 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:33.720 Well, I gat mailed you a month or two, a 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:38.360 few months ago. Actually, I thought you would be interested 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:40.400 about my curious interest? 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:41.960 What was your gat mail? 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:49.320 That? I have a fetish for suffering, and often that 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:51.199 manifests with girls parting on me. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.360 I remember the femail? Yes, I remember the femail. I'm 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.160 going to see if I can pull it up. Actually, 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:04.120 I'll read it back for the chat here, or I'll 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.280 read it back for the for the for the podcast listeners. 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:09.600 Let's see, did you put your name in the cemail? 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:14.520 Here we go? Yes? Okay, Hey, gak, this is Hank. 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:18.440 Since being sixteen years old, I've had a fetish for suffering, 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:24.319 but without liking physical pain during sexual activities. So this 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:28.800 manifests to me being made to smell or taste unpleasant things, 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:33.160 usually foods. I hate being farted on by a beautiful 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:40.600 girl turns me on more than anything else. Interesting. Interesting. 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:44.480 So how did you? How did you? How did you 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.200 begin to do? 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:47.680 You go ahead and say the second off, what email 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:48.720 baffled you even more? 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:53.480 If I remember, well, well, you know, well listen, fuck 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:56.120 this email, let's just talk. Tell me, tell me more. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:00.760 Wow. So what was your question? How did I first 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:06.800 discover this? Yeah, that is a great question. I'm going 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.320 to try and make this relatable in a way and 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.160 see if you know what I mean. I would say 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:17.239 I didn't know much about my sexuality and even like 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.320 finding their attractive until I was like fifteen or sixteen. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:26.920 But before then I would just have this like curiosity 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:30.280 about gross things like that, for example, And I didn't 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:34.160 find them gross. I found them like almost enjoyable. But 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:39.800 obviously this is in a complete non sexual way. So 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.919 I think there's people out there before they sort of 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:46.600 hit maybe puberty or pre pubescent and before they know 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:51.040 about weird type of shites. I always imagine foot guys 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.480 always if i'd thinking about feet, even when they're like 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:56.560 thirteen years old. But I don't know, I've never met 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.400 a foot flesh guy to ask them, Well, I probably 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.200 met them, just know that that's what they're into. 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:05.520 But you have such an idea. What's funny is you 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:11.680 have such a polite British candor that it's really hard 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.000 for me to imagine somebody farting on you. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:19.120 And my last two girlfriends have both told me that 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:23.079 I come across as those vanilla like if you completely 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:27.320 ignore this, I'm a very normal guy. I'm I work, 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:30.360 I work in healthcare, I live, I live in a flat, 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:33.160 an apartment. Sorry, and I've just got a pretty normal 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:38.120 life then and then there's just this like weird quirk 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.080 which people don't know about. 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:44.840 So have you had a lot of different women fart 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:45.280 on you? 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:49.360 Yeah, I'd say about seven. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.840 Eight all right, And how does that conversation usually go? 0:03:56.880 --> 0:04:00.360 It depends I read the room and over the year, 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:05.680 I'm twenty seven now, fantastic age. Over the years, I've 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:09.040 become more and more comfortable with it. But it depends 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:12.920 on them, like if because I've been with people who 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:17.440 are themselves very explorative, very out there, very kinky, so 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:19.919 then you can kind of just come out with it 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:24.040 and they're called it the fine. If maybe their interests 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:28.159 aren't quite as uh, it's explorative. I kind of just 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:29.800 go in with a little bit of a sit on 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.560 my face thing and then just like a bit of 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.080 an ass play thing, and then yeah, build into it, 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:34.880 you know, build into it. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.440 And of all of that, how many how many long 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:40.920 term relationships have you been in? 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:45.080 I've been in the one of them when I was 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.600 like fifteen years old until I was eighteen, So including 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:48.800 that one, three. 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:51.760 And what did all wear? All three of them down 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:52.599 to fart on you? 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.520 With my first ever relationship, like I said, a fifteen 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:01.400 year old one, we tried it once, wasn't really quite how, 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:03.280 it didn't really work out. 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:05.919 But this is when long term, this is when you 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:06.600 were fifteen. 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:12.680 Now we're about seventeen by this point. Yeah, the relationship 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.440 started and it was like a week before my sixteenth birthday, 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.960 on together till our date until we're eighteen. And that 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:21.800 one we didn't really we tried it once. That was it. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.760 But yeah, the obviously long tired relationships, both of them 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:25.920 involved farting. Yeah mm hmm. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.240 You has there ever been a situation where you approach 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:34.440 someone about farting on you and they were they were 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.880 disgusted by it, or they they reacted in a way 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:39.600 that felt viscerally negative. 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:45.680 Never in the comp never in like a relationship. We no, 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:49.920 I say they only like if I get the vibe 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.240 that they won't be into it. I won't ask with 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.560 like sexual partners because I've had like casual relationships and 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:58.760 my other relationships as well, which aren't long term. And 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:02.080 if I get the vibe that they're sort of vanilla 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:05.600 or like even just talking about like face sitting gets 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.640 them a bit upset, then I won't. I won't approach it. 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.520 You've got to know your audience. That's always a good 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:15.599 lesson in life. But no one's ever been like completely disgusted. 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:21.000 And the more I live, the more that surprises me. 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.760 And the more I just think, you know, people like 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:26.600 you and they want to people. You know, people want 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:27.800 to make people happy. You don't know at the end 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:32.640 of the day. And I'm very open and I'm very explorative, 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:36.640 and I'll pretty much do anything. Whoever I'm weird is 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:39.440 significant other. If they say to me, oh, I really 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:43.000 want to try this, then I'll always give it a go. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:46.240 Part of that is because I can't say I want 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:47.560 you to set my face and want your fart of me, 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.520 but then you're one request. Oh absolutely not. That's kind 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:51.640 of a bit bit of a dish move. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:58.200 What are some things that you've tried because of that 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:59.520 standard that you've set? 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.800 Piss play? Not saying I've ever been interested in but 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:07.159 her a girl wanted to piss on me, so I 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:07.520 let her? 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.720 And how is that? Uh? 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:15.600 It's once once again I'm asking girl. I'm asking girls 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:20.320 to fart on me. So my threshold is probably higher 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.560 than others. But like if you if, if girls want 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:25.000 to do that, I was fine, It's not a deal 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:27.040 break for me. The only thing I've ever said no 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.120 to was knife play, and that's just a little bit 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:29.880 too risky for me. 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.520 Interesting, where do they want to put the knife? 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:40.360 Press it around their neck and body? They wanted need 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:42.800 to cress it around their neck and their body? Oh? 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:46.280 Okay, okay, okay did they ever? Did they want to ever? 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:47.920 Pub Like, like, if a girl wanted to like put 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:49.960 a knife up your ass, would you let her do that? 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.120 I've never had more than a finger up and I 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:55.240 think probably keep it that way. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.480 Okay. How about pegging, I feel like that's the one 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:00.920 thing that people I feel pegging is heart Now. I 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.440 feel like pegging people are into pegging. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:07.240 Well, I've always I've always been very conflicted about that 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.000 because once, as I say, I've only ever had a 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:13.360 finger up there and that was quite painful. So I 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:16.000 think it would take a lot to get me to 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.480 be pegged. But I'm very submissive guy, so I love 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:22.520 the idea of it that in practice I found it 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:25.360 a lot more challenging to work. 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:28.760 And piss played. A girl wanted to pee on you? 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.880 And how did it? How did how did that feel 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.600 when she peed on you? Did you enjoy that? 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.720 This sounds really stupid, but it kind of like it 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.480 was maybe she was too dehydrated. It was just like 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:44.480 too much pea, if that makes sense. Like she if 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:47.880 she like too much, isn't too strong, too diluted or 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:54.400 not very luted enough. So it was like okay, but 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.400 it was just very didn't do anything for me. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:08:59.920 If she had drank more water beforehand, you think it 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:01.160 would have done more for you? 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:03.920 Yeah, yeah, I think I think. I don't know if 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:05.960 it would have done more for me, but it would 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:10.480 have just been a slightly more pleasant experience. Interesting because 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:12.120 I like, I like to be dominated, and that's a 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:16.360 very dominated that's the very dominating thing but like it's 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:20.640 very like you're very aware that someone's pissing on you 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.440 when they're pissing on you, is what I would. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:26.600 Say, tell dive more into that's an interest. You're very 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:30.640 aware when someone's pissing on you. When they're pissing on you, 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:31.120 do you mean by that? 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:35.040 So if a girl's if I'm tied up and a 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:39.360 girl dominating me, I might not be thinking very specifically 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:42.120 about what they're doing. It's more like the whole general like, 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.520 oh my god, I'm being dominated, this girl's on top 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.400 of me. This is fantastic. Whereas if a girl's pissing 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.880 on you, I don't really think, oh my god, there's 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:52.520 this really hot girl dominating me. I just think, oh, 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:55.240 that's piss mmm, And it kind of takes me out 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.200 of kind of takes me out of the mood because 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:00.640 the whole, the whole part thing, the whole suffering thing 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.360 in general, and it's mainly a suffering thing. Fart. There's 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.440 just a very specific point of that which I can't 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.640 seem to shake, but it's the whole suffering thing in general. 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.200 I think that definitely comes from just like a primary submissive, 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:15.000 I just like dominant girls mmm, but that makes dating hard. 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:16.320 That makes dating hard? 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:18.040 Are you currently. 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:22.520 Yes, I am, but I'm dating. Yeah, I'm like talking 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:27.320 to people and meeting up with girls. It's I was 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:29.679 just going to say, it's difficult to know, like because 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.600 you don't want to get too in a relationship, too 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:34.559 far in deep with someone and I fall for them, 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:37.760 so then find out that, like you're completely sexually incompatible, 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:39.840 but like you don't want to be on the first 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.679 date in the restaurant going so, hey, have you ever 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:45.720 farted on a guy? There's like a line. And sometimes 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.439 because like I said, I'm twenty seven, that's like you've 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.520 got to start thinking about the long term. You've got 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.640 to start thinking of settling down and all of that 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.000 sort of thing. And I'd say I'm dating to settle down. 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:58.720 And sometimes if there's someone who I'm not like sexually 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:02.680 compassible with, every other way we're sexually compatib's sorry, in 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.000 every other way we're compatible. I kind of feel a 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:06.720 bit like a dick for calling that off, Like am 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.559 I being immature? That the wrong decision? But ultimately I 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.440 think sexual compatibility is quite important. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.920 No, I agree, I agree, I agree. And also it's 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:20.920 you know, you've decided that it's important to you, that's 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:21.760 that's important. 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.600 But then I don't I don't need a dominate trix, 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.200 just someone who's got like quite an open mind. Because 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.720 I think you said pegging's very in, like like sitting 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:33.679 on the guy's face is also very in, which is 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:38.040 fantastic news for me. So and I think you can 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.520 you can need girls into it, and you can need 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.880 anyone into it. Really I was eased into it, so 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:46.000 like it's if you go on the first date saying 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:49.160 fart of me, Probably not you build up to it. 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:50.960 Then people are normally more perceptive. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.839 Well, when is there a rule of thumb for you 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:58.040 how deep into a relationship until you bring this up? 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.480 Perhaps? So absolutely not. It depends on the other person. 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.880 I've done it like free dated with someone before, but 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.280 then I've also done it like a year and for 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:10.960 other people. Oddly enough, the person I did it in 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.480 was like three months was a co worker and we're 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.280 like no longer a thing. That's very strange when I 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.800 see her in a corridor and it's like I used 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:22.000 to part of me and now we just like make 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:22.480 small talk. 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.319 Were you just somebody that used to fart on. 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:31.880 Me exactly that. Do you know what, next time I 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:33.480 see who, I'm going to think of that exact song. 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:34.199 So thank you yet? 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:37.840 Yeah, of course that's that's it's the weird al Vic 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.720 parody of that song. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.240 I wouldn't suppose a peach on that. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:48.760 Mmmmm mmm. So what are you on the apps? Where 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:49.080 are you on? 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:49.240 Like? 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:50.720 Are you on? I feel like you do well on 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:53.240 like a field, like one of the like one kind 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:54.480 of like the alternative apps. 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.800 I'd considered that, but I'm very much in the English 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:03.400 cantry side. The dating pool here is far is quite 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:07.320 small compared to a city. So for example, when I 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:10.960 visit London, there's there's loads of options, but I don't 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:14.679 live there. I live many hours away, So unless you're 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.839 on the mainstream apps, there's really not much elsewhere. 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:28.280 M hm hmmm. So are you getting a lot of 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:29.160 matches on these apps? 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:29.319 Are you? 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:31.480 Are you talking to people in person too or is 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:32.400 it mainly the apps? 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:39.120 So in my job in healthcare, it can be quite 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:43.439 difficult to speak to people in person because I'm normally 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.920 seeing them in a in a context in which it 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.000 would be inappropriate to then ask for their number. 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:49.880 Mm hmm. 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:53.520 I know your family members dying, but hey, here's my numbers. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:57.520 It in my face. Sometimes it kind of doesn't really 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:01.360 but otherwise, but it kind of em limits you to like, 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.199 you know, people you meet in coffee shops and stuff. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:06.840 But despite what films have shown me over the years, 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.439 I've never been approached for my phone number and coffee 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:13.480 shops while disappointing. So yeah, it's it's mainly on the app. 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:16.040 So and I'd say I've got reasonable success. I've been 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.080 you know, I would say, except for the week I 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.760 was ill, I go on like two dates a week 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:22.560 for the last month. 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.280 Oh that's pretty that's pretty good. That's pretty good. How 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:29.000 do they usually go? Do you have a spot that 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:29.800 you take people to? 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:36.560 Not really, I go, we drive usually most people see 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:38.560 is like the closest city. It's still like a forty 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.520 five minutes drive for me. But we're just going, like 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:44.600 go grab coffee or grab grab lunch or something like that. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.480 Usually pretty laid back. I'm pretty good, chilled m hm. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:53.320 And I struggle with like making connections with people. I'm 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.840 a little bit but I would describe myself as a 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:59.720 little bit autistic. But I'm also medicated for it, so 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:01.360 maybe I'm a little bit more than I would say, 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.680 but maybe it's the mets make me just a little bit. 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:07.160 But I better in person, and I just usually get 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:08.480 a vibe pretty quickly from people. 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:14.600 Do you try to date women who are also autistic? 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:20.000 I think I described it. I don't know where I've 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.200 copied this from, but this isn't an original thought. But 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:26.640 then again, what is like an autism bluetooth? Like two 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.840 autistic people tend to like naturally connect to each other. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:35.080 They kind of naturally want to connect to each other. Sure, yeah, autism, bluetooth, autism, Yeah, 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:36.240 alto them bluetooth. Yeah. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.480 I bet autism and Wi Fi would be awesome. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:40.960 I don't know what it would be. 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.040 I could get behind that. That would be quite helpful, that 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:46.240 that would be a dating app. I could get behind 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:47.120 that order than Wi Fi. 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.360 Is there a dating app just for artistic people? There's 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:52.720 got to be, right, I. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.440 Mean, there's a dating app for everything, isn't there? So 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:58.520 there should be like Love on the Spectrum and those 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:03.600 sort of programs have made that very popular, so there's services. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.440 Like in the UK, there used to be a show 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.960 before Love on a Spectrum called The Undatables. It's like 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:11.440 the UK version of love on the spectrum, and there's 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:15.600 dating agencies specifically set up for people with like physical 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:19.920 or like physical disabilities or mental disabilities or like more 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:24.280 severe autism. So yeah, I'm sure those services can exist. 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:30.400 But I also I've always wondered, and maybe you can 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:31.720 ponder this with me, because I know you love a 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:37.160 ponder whether and because another thing with autism, except for 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:40.120 like the social sort of interactions with people is like 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.760 is obviously sensation maybe like some people often get either 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:47.040 stimulated or things like that. And I wonder if my 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:51.520 sort of enjoying gross things things which I should have 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.160 a negative reaction instead I have a positive reaction. Whether 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:57.200 that's just like a fundamental ordersm thing of like just 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:00.160 just wired slightly differently. 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:04.440 And shouldn't enjoy I should enjoy interesting like that for example, 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:08.080 interesting do you know any have you spoken to anyone 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:11.360 else about who has this particular thing? 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:13.000 Like do you go on the do you go on 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.440 like the message boards to talk about this ship? Because 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:19.120 like I can't imagine that you just hold this on 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:20.880 your own, like you there's no way you haven't gone 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:23.480 out in search of like, hey, is anyone else feel 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:23.920 this way? 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:29.320 I'll be I have tried. I have gone to Reddit 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:32.639 as any as anyone would as the best place for 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:36.800 this sort of thing. But all the forums on Reddit, 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:38.520 if I caul forum, I don't know all the pages 0:17:38.520 --> 0:17:41.879 of them Reddit are a kind of just like offering 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:45.760 videos and just say guys saying, Hi, I'm twenty three male, 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:49.439 meet up with me. I'm in Washington. Like there's no 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:52.320 like I wouldn't say there's like a board for like 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:54.680 general discussion and advice. 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:57.119 But you know what's you know, here's the thing is 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:06.440 And porn hub I think has comments for this very reason, right, 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:09.640 because it's bizarre that porn hub has comments at all, 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:11.560 Like who wants to comment on the porn? But I 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.720 like what you're this is what it's really for, is 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:18.560 like you gotta go on to like a fart video 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:21.600 on porn hub and make a comment and be like, hey, 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:26.520 how was everyone here's childhood? Like what are your guys 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:30.480 like blood work? You know, like you got to kind 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:34.160 of like try to make some connections that way. 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:36.920 Well, this might be a loaded question. I feel like 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:38.280 you ort to know the answer this, But have you 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:42.040 ever looked on the comments of part fetish videos. 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:43.080 I've never looked on them. You know, I'll do it 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:47.440 right now. I'm going to do it right now. Yeah, 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:49.879 go ahead. 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:53.400 I was gonna pay my experience, like after I can't 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:56.159 have look at and it's usually just I assume guys 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:59.000 you could be either saying, oh I wish that was 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:01.240 me or who's that girl and thinks like that like 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:04.480 that was so good. It's more just like constructive praise 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:08.080 as opposed to a more of a community. 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:17.280 Feel interesting okay, fart porn? Okay, all right, hold on, 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:21.200 let me look at this. There's not there's no comments. Okay. 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:27.080 I would so love to experience this as humiliation. Yeah, okay, 0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:29.679 you're right. It's mostly people being like that's that's awesome. 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:35.000 It's not as many people being like, hey, how's everyone 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:35.480 here doing? 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:37.160 Yeah? 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:39.640 You know what, that's not much. Constructive criticism is normally 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:42.679 pretty positive as well, so you know they're don't that right? Mmm? 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:47.480 I mean someone had. But here's the thing is, like 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:49.320 someone has to start the conversation. 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:50.560 You know. 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:53.639 I bet if you put yourself out there on Reddit 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:56.919 and you're like, hey, like I think it would be 0:19:57.000 --> 0:20:02.000 brave of you to go into the far fetish porn 0:20:02.080 --> 0:20:05.080 subreddit and make the first pop, make that first post 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:08.000 that goes, hey do any of do any of you 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:10.240 guys ever wonder why we are like this? 0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:14.520 Do you do? You know? The I think I've been 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:16.320 a big fan of yours for years and I've got 0:20:16.440 --> 0:20:17.800 and I've not come to a live show yet. If 0:20:17.800 --> 0:20:19.720 you ever come back to England, they'll be there. But 0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:22.879 an example you always use because when people call in 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:26.240 and are like, I'm feeling lonely, I'm really struggling to connect. 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:29.280 I'm really I've got really niche interests, which I technically 0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:32.399 do as well. But you know you always say go 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:34.400 on a discord and just make a discord and other 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:36.600 people who are sad and have your niche interest will 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:38.280 go on the discord as well. Maybe that's what I 0:20:38.320 --> 0:20:38.720 need to do. 0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:41.520 Yeah, well, I mean, you know, I think disc I 0:20:41.520 --> 0:20:43.720 think I always think going in person and doing things 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:46.280 is best. But you know, if you don't have the 0:20:46.320 --> 0:20:48.679 ability to do that, or if you're I don't know 0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:50.440 where you would go in person? I bet where do 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:52.960 you live? You live in England? You live near London? 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:58.160 Yeah, the English countryside, many hours away from London. Oh okay, 0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:01.359 so there's no life like a village hall and be 0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:02.000