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Speaker 1: Well, we all know Thanksgiving is next week, and after

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Speaker 1: the turkey dinner, after everyone's eaten and their waistbands of

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Speaker 1: extra stretched to the limit, well it's time for your

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving guests to go home, right. Well, unfortunately, you know,

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Speaker 1: everybody's not ready to just leave, you know, they don't

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Speaker 1: they're not ready to go hell around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So we got to ask you, guys, what tactics

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Speaker 1: do you use to kick them out? You know, we

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Speaker 1: don't want you to be rude or anything, but we

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Speaker 1: have a couple of suggestions.

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Speaker 2: You could stand up and no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: We we got you.

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Speaker 1: All right, well that's.

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Speaker 4: Even better, go for it.

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Speaker 2: I started all I actually an hour out, start d roby,

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Speaker 2: because you've got a nice shirt, nice paying pants on

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Speaker 2: your dress nights. But I started d rowing about an

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Speaker 2: hour after that. I'm probably your wife Beata and draws

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Speaker 2: that that's a good walk around, some ratchet. Yeah, junior, Junior,

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Speaker 2: what you got? I'm telling you this is what I do.

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Speaker 2: First thing, I just get him out of the house.

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Speaker 3: I call the police and tell them there's a lot

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Speaker 3: of lottering going around in my house.

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Speaker 2: There's a loading.

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Speaker 4: Happening people just around here.

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Speaker 2: I need them out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they pulled up four five cars deep. Black people

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Speaker 3: start leading police cars.

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Speaker 4: They gone, yeah, I do this about halftime of the

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Speaker 4: football game. This is my favorite most I said, yeah, oh.

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Speaker 2: Lord, yeah, I got more.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I got more. Sometimes I just start passing our sheets,

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Speaker 4: illumining them fall. It's gonna make your plates.

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Speaker 2: Wrap it up per person.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you start putting that food away. You know they

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Speaker 4: gets the message.

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Speaker 2: You can just start tongue kissing your spouse right there

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Speaker 2: in front of everybody. I think they'll get the picture.

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Speaker 4: Right there.

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Speaker 2: I think you're finally getting I throw up.

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Speaker 3: Ain't marriage green bean canceer row? Ain't nobody ate it?

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Speaker 3: People started leaving. They don't want a piece of that one.

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Speaker 3: See what of my keys out? They'll get out of there.

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Speaker 3: They gotta eat that green bean cassero. Don't nobody eat it?

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Speaker 3: Why is marriage cancerow?

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Speaker 4: U touched?

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Speaker 2: I got it.

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Speaker 4: All. Let a mouse loose, just head across the floor.

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Speaker 4: You want to clear a room of black people out?

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Speaker 4: Let a mouse loose?

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Speaker 1: Show Yeah?

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Speaker 4: No, when I do I know this?

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Speaker 3: You know the people that wasn't invited, which is usually

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Speaker 3: the convicts. I invite them to say food that folks

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Speaker 3: when they show up. Everybody started leaving.

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Speaker 2: You know, if you wanna get ribbed, you don't know

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Speaker 2: if you.

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Speaker 3: Get head the gun point, don't care if your family

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Speaker 3: members they gonna come.

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Speaker 2: That's child time.

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Speaker 4: Time time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your extreme.

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Speaker 3: People out the house or what.

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Speaker 4: But ju that ain't bad because I've done two things

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Speaker 4: similar to that. I've had a crackhead cousin of mine

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Speaker 4: just steal a car walk for the football game stall

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Speaker 4: you know, because then you say, you know, because they

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Speaker 4: get like that around here when it's dog I have

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Speaker 4: to get my car out of here here.

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Speaker 1: You don't want the mistay to watch the game?

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Speaker 4: Can no now here? Hotstole and then people people man

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Speaker 4: you give Yeah, been a rash of car thieves around here.

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Speaker 4: Won't get dark. Well let's get my car here for

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Speaker 4: get dark. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh you can let your dog out now your because

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Speaker 2: most black people can't handle the dogs.

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Speaker 4: Let the dog out with the food. Yeah, he run around,

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Speaker 4: sniff and everybody. It was one last one for me,

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Speaker 4: set up. This was my all time favorite. I go

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Speaker 4: downstairs and cut the pole.

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Speaker 1: Off, little extreme.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that black.

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Speaker 4: I ain't no TV and a cold Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We we said, not being rude that's not be rude,

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Speaker 2: That ain't rude.

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Speaker 4: Turn the power of down that they don't know it's me.

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Speaker 2: But then you go back up, staying up like you

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Speaker 2: didn't even know what.

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Speaker 4: I go wake upstairs and it's getting dark. I do

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Speaker 4: a while it's still light with everybody supposed to you know,

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Speaker 4: we're talking about Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve, they know it's you.

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Speaker 4: He's done this before. Yeah, I want to say, I

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Speaker 4: go outside, I'll shut to generate off and everything.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, Happy Thanksgiving everyone. We'll have more of days trending

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Speaker 1: stories and more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

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Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show