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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this.

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Speaker 5: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 5: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey girl, Hello, is your name?

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Speaker 2: Jingle bells?

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Speaker 6: Jingle bells?

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Speaker 4: Because because you look like you go all the way?

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Speaker 6: Okay, nice?

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Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna slay all day.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, come on.

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Speaker 5: After he drops that line, whatever you do, don't let

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Speaker 5: on that you've called security to have him tased below

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Speaker 5: the waist.

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Speaker 4: Instead, give him number the.

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Speaker 5: Loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 5: we can play over the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 7: Debra Debra, Debby Debbie Debrah, Debra Deborah, Yeah, Debra.

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm just trying to think of something that rhymes

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Speaker 6: with Debra kind of hard and Debbie. Debbie doesn't rhyme

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Speaker 6: with Debbie heavy. Now, wow, I thought this was gonna

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Speaker 6: be a lot easier.

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Speaker 7: The song first, My love can Break a levee.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't think it matters.

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Speaker 5: It wouldn't work anyway anyway.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Gina, Hey, I think we need to rematch,

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Speaker 1: and by.

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Speaker 2: Rematching, I think we should do best with seven because

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Speaker 2: you're elbow off the table.

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Speaker 6: Crap that was That was bs Okay.

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Speaker 2: That's just that's just not proper thumb wrestling etiquette.

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Speaker 3: And I think you know that.

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Speaker 2: I believe that you know that. You seem like a

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Speaker 2: good woman, all right, and we can do this, but

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Speaker 2: we can't cheat because cheating is for losers.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and you're not a loser.

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Speaker 2: Call me back.

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Speaker 3: It will make this happen and it will be good competitive.

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Speaker 4: I don't mean to call it, Jeffrey, but what I

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Speaker 4: do not we were still not over the Pineapple soccer

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Speaker 4: match three years ago. That was a cheating though. That

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Speaker 4: was a terrible was a terrible, terrible game.

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Speaker 5: The ball was literally falling apart and when we would kick.

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Speaker 2: It, yeah, point taco.

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Speaker 5: And speaking of thumbs, you could start working yours out

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Speaker 5: today when you head over to the brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: TikTok some away at all of our fun clips.

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Speaker 4: Ready, Yeah, it's just like it was back in the eighties.

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Speaker 5: The best loser line of the week on a voicemail machine.

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Speaker 4: How's your thumb going to say no to that?

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Speaker 5: Plus, I'm pretty sure right now, Brook does a great

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Speaker 5: impression of the where's the beef lady?

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Speaker 4: So eighty Will.

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Speaker 5: Brook does it way better than me, though, Follow and

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Speaker 5: subscribe at Brook and Jeffery.

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Speaker 4: Or if you don't want to follow us, you can

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Speaker 4: eat our shorts. Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 5: Hey, it's me.

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Speaker 1: Uh, I need to get out of my mom's house

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Speaker 1: a stap, and I need to do it while she

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Speaker 1: is at Capertize in the morning, because that's the only

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Speaker 1: time she's not here. If she's here while I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to pack up, she freaked out. The last time I

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Speaker 1: tried to move out, she ended up following me to

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Speaker 1: the motel and then she trashed the place, and so

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Speaker 1: I just moved back in with her to her camping down.

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Speaker 1: But I'm I'm at the end of my rope and

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Speaker 1: I really need help. So you're gonna need to show

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Speaker 1: up with at least a car or a quo cars. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I think I hear her pulling up. Now, I gotta

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Speaker 1: let you go peck me when you get this message.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but.

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Speaker 5: Is that guy being imprisoned by his mother seemed like

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Speaker 5: a normal, healthy mother son relationship to me.

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Speaker 4: Line, Oh my god, that's my mother's dream.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: She would love me to move.

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Speaker 4: Back home with my parents. Yeah, I also want to

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Speaker 4: move in. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Next message, when you ish shook cart.

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Speaker 1: Makes no difference to you.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Mike, this is I just wanted to say hello.

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Speaker 3: And I love your Disney tattoos like I love them.

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Speaker 3: I think I count as like twenty four twenty five

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Speaker 3: Disney tattoos. And I don't know if I said this

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Speaker 3: to you in person, but I am. I have always

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Speaker 3: dreamt of having my wedding and honeymoon at Disney World.

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Speaker 3: And I just really feel like you might be my

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Speaker 3: prince to you know, my my my charming. That's too

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Speaker 3: corny to say anyway. I just feel like you're a

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Speaker 3: child but heart, you know.

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Speaker 7: Just like me.

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Speaker 3: And when you and a car.

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Speaker 1: Next message, a couple.

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Speaker 4: Of singers on the Loser Line this week, I feel

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Speaker 4: like they.

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Speaker 5: Ever met together.

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Speaker 4: A guy has twenty four Disney tattoos and he gives

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Speaker 4: her the Loser line.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: But a woman calling you the prince charming like off thee. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you don't like.

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Speaker 5: Twenty four tattoos of Disney.

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Speaker 4: Would you rather do like Donald Duck the guy with

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Speaker 4: no pants?

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Speaker 2: Stop? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Hi at Leasta there.

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Speaker 2: We met at the dog park last week and asked

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Speaker 2: if maybe you want to rendezvous again this week. Unfortunately

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Speaker 2: that won't be possible. Maybe you can hear in my voice,

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Speaker 2: I've come down with standard running the mail flue. But

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Speaker 2: my knee is feeling better. I'll remember remember I showed

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Speaker 2: you the swelling and you were very reluctant to touch

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Speaker 2: the swollen area around my knee. But that that's feeling

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Speaker 2: better now, and provided my my prositis doesn't come back

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Speaker 2: or my planter sasti itis, then I should be down

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Speaker 2: to walk, you know, at a ginger and pace. Of course,

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Speaker 2: this week, I don't want to come across as an

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Speaker 2: old man. I just have a you know, I mean,

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Speaker 2: everybody has their thing, right, some people have blonde hair,

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Speaker 2: blue eye. I think is pain and excruciating pain in

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Speaker 2: various parts of my body. But I'm fine, you know,

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Speaker 2: as long as I take my you know, centrum and

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Speaker 2: my fish oil and my Alprizal lab and so Dona Phil,

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Speaker 2: then I'm you know, healthy as a horse.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Oh.

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Speaker 2: This is my husband.

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Speaker 5: Dude.

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Speaker 4: When I met him, he was in his like mid

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Speaker 4: twenties and he had high cholesterol.

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Speaker 5: Remember, you can listen to loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 5: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffery YouTube channel.

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Speaker 4: We can listen to every Loser Line second dating phone

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Speaker 4: tab right there. We're gonna do a phone

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Speaker 2: Tap right after this Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.