Speaker 1: M have you had Scott gut nuts?
Speaker 2: Is this new?
Speaker 3: This theme?
Speaker 1: Something seems off about it, seems different nor I think
Speaker 1: Casey compressed the ship out of it.
Speaker 3: I'm realizing what it is. I don't listen to the show,
Speaker 3: so I'm not used to it.
Speaker 2: Casey has been saying it's glossy.
Speaker 3: Oh what are you saying? Gut nuts?
Speaker 1: Gut nuts?
Speaker 3: What are they?
Speaker 4: Let me grab them?
Speaker 1: Let me grab them.
Speaker 2: And this will be important for if the merger does happen.
Speaker 3: Which I've been. I've been on the horn with the
Speaker 3: top upstairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and my understanding is that they do not comment
Speaker 2: on rumors. That's fine, that's.
Speaker 1: Hard at the high level.
Speaker 4: Hang on, I want to take the sticker off so
Speaker 4: people can't tell where I bought it.
Speaker 3: This is a food product or this is Is it
Speaker 3: like truck nuts? I put it on a This is
Speaker 3: gut nuts.
Speaker 1: So this is gut nuts.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: These these gut.
Speaker 4: Nuts were invented by SNA accident one day when I
Speaker 4: found my sprouting nuts bubbling.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, you mispronounced a word.
Speaker 4: That's what I thought too, And I actually wrote a
Speaker 4: letter to the company.
Speaker 3: You did.
Speaker 4: They're having fun. This is from Tim. Did they write
Speaker 4: philosopher at philosophy foods?
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, they know they were.
Speaker 1: They were so nice in the letter back.
Speaker 3: Really did they think they were dealing with like a
Speaker 3: five year old mentally challenged child?
Speaker 1: Or uh?
Speaker 4: You know, I hate to speculate on exactly what they thought,
Speaker 4: but I know that they included a lot of stickers.
Speaker 2: Do people, Here's I think I'm dealing with. Here's my
Speaker 2: assessment of you, the recipient.
Speaker 3: You can get it from the contacts. Can't you wait?
Speaker 3: Are these for mens?
Speaker 4: Gut nuts, guts, for ments? Just forments?
Speaker 3: Just yeah, r FK, junior, we only eat formens fermentos.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: He is? Am?
Speaker 2: I correct that when they're sprouting an accident, not fresh maker.
Speaker 4: Hey, when you found when you found your sprouting nuts bubbling.
Speaker 1: I think I believe you called the hospital.
Speaker 2: The hospital what they say?
Speaker 3: What the what did they say?
Speaker 2: They said, we think we're dealing with he a sick
Speaker 2: five year old who's smart. I'm smart, a little smarter
Speaker 2: than knows how to call the hospital.
Speaker 1: Who's neurodivergent. Yeah, but that is it's actually mentally an
Speaker 1: advantage for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a superpower.
Speaker 4: Yeah, eureka, I realized they had fermented, and so following
Speaker 4: my gut, I tasted them.
Speaker 2: If we do end up, my understanding is and while
Speaker 2: the top rast doesn't comment on rumors that we will
Speaker 2: all be at your.
Speaker 3: House recording in my house.
Speaker 2: This entire shopping is moving to your house.
Speaker 4: And it's so exciting for us. We remember being under
Speaker 4: the same roof, but that it did feel a little impersonal.
Speaker 3: You guys coach my guests a lot.
Speaker 1: I could not take a break in your bedroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And the excitement I feel knowing that we'll
Speaker 4: be back working with you, that the work stuff, the
Speaker 4: studio stuff will all be there, but also that I
Speaker 4: could take a break, maybe even take a nap in
Speaker 4: your bedroom, in your marital bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exciting to me. And I actually heard something else. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's not just the companies that are merging. The shows
Speaker 3: are Scott what the shows themselves are merging? Scotp it
Speaker 3: huh No, I'm not going to scop I'm gonna continue.
Speaker 3: Comedy Bang Bang in Hollywood Handbook are becoming one show,
Speaker 3: one super show comedy.
Speaker 1: Would bang Book?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, where's the Holly in that comedy? Would
Speaker 3: Collie Hollywood, where's the holly?
Speaker 1: You bring it with your jolly Christmas spirit?
Speaker 2: Indeed, scop and so we So that's one sign, you know, Casey,
Speaker 2: is this a trick?
Speaker 3: Am I supposed to look behind it of the head
Speaker 3: with a vase?
Speaker 2: He is moving into your bathroom.
Speaker 1: I always struggle with the right way to say that word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4: You said it's not a silent v doing you Now? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I had been saying as but that, but you say, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not a sign.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, No, So you guys are going to come over,
Speaker 3: be in my house, live in my house, have sex
Speaker 3: with my wife.
Speaker 2: So that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: I'm crying a little.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's going So that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: When you said poach your guests. I was like, that's
Speaker 2: such a strange way and refer to.
Speaker 4: That and see and I get what you guys have to.
Speaker 2: We all share everything, Isn't that what want to be
Speaker 2: a community? Mega podcast is all about.
Speaker 1: It used to be back at ear Wolf, an actual
Speaker 1: community where we share.
Speaker 3: I would have celebrities on. You would pester them after
Speaker 3: the show and say, hey, what if what if you
Speaker 3: did our show right outside.
Speaker 1: The door and.
Speaker 2: Podcasts, little Birdie told me.
Speaker 3: And that's what it's going to be like at my house,
Speaker 3: and you're you'll bring your wife, as you'll bring your children,
Speaker 3: and we'll just it's kind of a commune.
Speaker 2: Really special. And you know what they'll they could call
Speaker 2: me around the house love Dad, like like the Old
Speaker 2: ear Wolf Show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, what was that? That was?
Speaker 2: It was Jeff, It was David, that's right, Yes, it
Speaker 2: was about parenting. We don't always discuss. It was love
Speaker 2: comm dad.
Speaker 1: And then well that's what we'll call him as well.
Speaker 3: Love Comma dad, Love comma dad. Mm hmm. Any any
Speaker 3: punctuation in your.
Speaker 1: Name or now I haven't picked my name yet. I
Speaker 1: haven't picked my name yet.
Speaker 2: And it has to be a show.
Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna have to be a show.
Speaker 2: It has to be first Old ear Wolf show. Let's
Speaker 2: rift through the carnations off the table. I could really
Speaker 2: hard name was hard Nation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know. You're a wreck to dysfunction.
Speaker 1: That So this is an attempt to combat.
Speaker 3: That surely for you.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, if enough people are calling me a hard nation,
Speaker 4: maybe I will internalize it and then yeah, perhaps my
Speaker 4: pubis region will begin to function.
Speaker 3: Again specifically your penis.
Speaker 2: Well that's the main area. It's a region wide issue,
Speaker 2: but the zone itself. I can just feel that some
Speaker 2: of the other stuff is not going right.
Speaker 3: Do you guys know what the biggest organ on your
Speaker 3: body is?
Speaker 1: Oh? Interesting, This is the kind of brain teaser that
Speaker 1: I love the imagination it's your love.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the biggest human started to make human
Speaker 2: pebis if you play your cards right?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Okay, so just to yeah, just keep that in mind.
Speaker 4: We could have given me a thousand guesses and you
Speaker 4: wouldn't have but not have gotten there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, Well this is exciting, guys. I'm really happy
Speaker 3: that we're going to be working together and we're gonna
Speaker 3: be and so how do you want to break the
Speaker 3: show up? Do you want to do? Like half of
Speaker 3: it is me, half of it is you? Do you
Speaker 3: just want to do? Do you want to do the
Speaker 3: comedy bang bang stuff with me?
Speaker 2: I would love to. I would love to know what
Speaker 2: it is?
Speaker 1: What is it now?
Speaker 2: What is the stuff?
Speaker 1: Like? I know what it was?
Speaker 3: Comedy bang bang?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It used to have you guys on because you'd be
Speaker 3: hanging around and I would be there. Sorry for you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe if I let them reading that or something,
Speaker 1: they'll go away.
Speaker 3: Sure, And that was fun for a while, but you know,
Speaker 3: it's everything. There is a season.
Speaker 1: If you're feeding you.
Speaker 4: Know, bread to the geese or whatever, they're just going
Speaker 4: to keep coming back and get more aggressive. And ultimately
Speaker 4: we worked our way onto the show itself.
Speaker 2: So it bring us on to do ads. We can
Speaker 2: say this now for companies that you had shorted in advance, Yes,
Speaker 2: and doing the advertisement sort of a Major League or
Speaker 2: the producers type scheme, you could profit off the failures
Speaker 2: of the of the companies. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I mean you mentioned I don't think I don't I
Speaker 2: don't see the connections modern one that usually I don't
Speaker 2: think that's an appropriate reference. And so we would do
Speaker 2: the show and to your frustration, both our stock and
Speaker 2: the companies would would would rise precipitously.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was because you have this whole it's like
Speaker 3: so faster good Major League.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Major League, they recruit.
Speaker 3: They're just a rag tag team.
Speaker 4: Oh, their recruitly recruit the most problematic players in the league,
Speaker 4: guys with no value, so that the team will lose.
Speaker 2: The actor Charlie Sheen, for example.
Speaker 3: I think he's been a character actually in that Well,
Speaker 3: he's quite a character.
Speaker 1: It's why, it's why we're all.
Speaker 3: I understands understanding me. It's very common. But he he
Speaker 3: he was actually playing I could look it up if
Speaker 3: you want, but he was playing someone with a different name,
Speaker 3: even it might have actually been Charlie. Come to think
Speaker 3: of it, what is the what are the if you
Speaker 3: had to bet?
Speaker 2: That's sounding to me more and more like it was the.
Speaker 3: If his character's name was Charlie in Major League? Would
Speaker 3: you bet for or against?
Speaker 2: I think let's do it. Let's see what we can.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take Okay, I'm going to take against
Speaker 2: against that his name was Charlie. You've got to take
Speaker 2: the field that could be that. I think that's pretty smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's safe, especially knowing the character's name. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I do as well. Yeah, we both do.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: I believe it's wild.
Speaker 3: How do you guys know this?
Speaker 2: We love the movies? Is having seen me? I know
Speaker 2: you are very invested in the idea that you never
Speaker 2: see a movie before.
Speaker 3: This is Hayz and Shawn have to scene and you
Speaker 3: were on on I do a podcast where which one
Speaker 3: is my camera? This one, this one's so they're.
Speaker 4: All going to be capturing you here and then we
Speaker 4: will film ourselves separately.
Speaker 3: I do. I do a show called Scott Hasn't Seen,
Speaker 3: which is all about movies that I haven't seen.
Speaker 2: With the fake with the fake eye guy with a
Speaker 2: fake guy.
Speaker 1: And uh, you.
Speaker 3: Guys were on the first episode?
Speaker 2: Is that right? It was pretty early on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's one or two. And we watched Space Jam together.
Speaker 2: We watched the Space Jam two. Oh it was two
Speaker 2: because you don't know. To you it's space Jam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, And that was fun. And and then you
Speaker 3: you have not returned. I have not Oh that's right.
Speaker 3: When did you watch?
Speaker 2: Wow? We watch Empire Records? And what was the thinking there?
Speaker 2: You really liked it? Right?
Speaker 1: As a team, I loved it, but you but hey,
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 3: To understand, Yeah, you turned your back on comedy when
Speaker 3: you started doing the shows A joke.
Speaker 2: I turned.
Speaker 3: You. You decided I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean by the way I'm part
Speaker 2: of the show is.
Speaker 3: This is like a heart roast, Right, It's going to
Speaker 3: get a little offensive in here, but we're all going
Speaker 3: to enjoy it. Okay, you you decide you didn't want.
Speaker 2: To freeze my face and a pained rictus.
Speaker 3: You you decide, hey, I'm going to try to make
Speaker 3: a difference in the world which we all respected, and
Speaker 3: then you realize that's not possible. You said, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm just going to get back into doing comm you
Speaker 3: got me.
Speaker 2: Hey, I took the check. I did the company.
Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta take the hit.
Speaker 2: Who uh what did you and what was your favorite
Speaker 2: My fremis premise of the just throw heart from Kevin
Speaker 2: Hart road joke premise, So not the punchline, his size,
Speaker 2: his ubiquity, Well, does it have to be on Kevin?
Speaker 1: Okay, he doesn't have to be on Kevin because everyone
Speaker 1: took some licks.
Speaker 2: There, Oh they did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it seemed like a lot of them
Speaker 3: were possibly not exactly heterosexual.
Speaker 2: Was being gay?
Speaker 4: Well, they were saying he was being gay. They were
Speaker 4: saying kill Tony was oh killed.
Speaker 3: And I'm confused because I'm not you know, I'm I
Speaker 3: don't know the lore, you know what I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't Uh, it is hard now, it's hard.
Speaker 1: Hasn't seen the law.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, you know, I don't know every wu
Speaker 3: Tang clan affiliate. I don't know every kill Tony person
Speaker 3: are Are they all gay?
Speaker 2: Every single for both groups, every single capa donna's bye.
Speaker 3: Okay cool? I heard that on the d L or.
Speaker 1: That that I actually even I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but these these guys and killed.
Speaker 2: He's on the disabled list for being by.
Speaker 3: Okay cool, these guys in kill Tony. This is a
Speaker 3: group or it's a.
Speaker 2: You because it brought them up.
Speaker 3: He brought them up. What maybe you're talking.
Speaker 2: To him, Well, my camera is very behind.
Speaker 1: He was talking about not being heterosexual. I was assuming
Speaker 1: it was a references. I only saw a handful of
Speaker 1: jokes from the show, but some of them were going
Speaker 1: to this kill to fellow and they were not saying
Speaker 1: that he was sleeping with women.
Speaker 3: They were not pulling any punches when it came to
Speaker 3: him and I and I would you know, look, you
Speaker 3: guys know my comedy. I'm an equal opportunity of tender.
Speaker 1: Everybody gets it from everyone gets it except why your
Speaker 1: buy and your comedy exactly because you you don't give
Speaker 1: a ship.
Speaker 4: You know either side, you'll stick it anywhere both you
Speaker 4: will get into anything. And what you're sticking in.
Speaker 2: Is your raise.
Speaker 3: Humor other than for white people and frustrate people? But yes,
Speaker 3: you're right, I'll do that.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to say there.
Speaker 3: What's funny about that?
Speaker 4: First of all, I think they've gotten enough of a
Speaker 4: hard time the past few years.
Speaker 3: Honestly, like the past since the late sixties, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? Is there anything worse than being a white.
Speaker 1: Guy in season on these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: I remember graduating from college at that time and thinking,
Speaker 2: here we go. You know, now I'm certainly gonna get
Speaker 2: opportunities in the work.
Speaker 3: And you made a good living, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: But but imagine what I could have did. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: could have had literally everything in the world, euro friction, whatsoever.
Speaker 1: I could have not even had to do anything.
Speaker 3: And now you were, as I recall your story, you
Speaker 3: started in New York, then you came out to la
Speaker 3: and got an immediate job. In fact, the only problem
Speaker 3: that you had was my wife wouldn't let you into
Speaker 3: the theater one night.
Speaker 1: Well, your wife wouldn't let me into the theater prior
Speaker 1: to me moving.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right, I was still in New York.
Speaker 3: That was an issue.
Speaker 2: That was the way your wife is so all these
Speaker 2: Eupha business.
Speaker 3: So to see an Asian woman not letting you, a
Speaker 3: white man do something that had to hurt. And that's
Speaker 3: part of what we're talking about with this new society
Speaker 3: feel good.
Speaker 4: And I couldn't help but think that sixty seventy years earlier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would have just breezed right in there.
Speaker 1: I would have been the one deciding who comes into
Speaker 1: the theater. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Is that what you want?
Speaker 1: And I would have been in there.
Speaker 3: I want both jobs, the watching a show, and and
Speaker 3: he gets in the tickets. That's fun.
Speaker 2: So you turned your back on comedy that night as
Speaker 2: well by force. Oh yeah, when he's thrown out on
Speaker 2: his rear.
Speaker 3: And then you've worked steadily since then, and you have
Speaker 3: a movie coming out and.
Speaker 1: Scott, the show's about you. I mean, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. People who listen, they don't want to hear
Speaker 1: what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: You got it.
Speaker 1: You got a whole big tour coming up.
Speaker 2: Sure, theater tour.
Speaker 3: We we thought, can we just do this in one theater?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the world's largest, maybe one theater that moves around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on wheels. Yeah, that's probably the easiest way to
Speaker 3: do it. Put it on wheels.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah toorgasm tour gasm.
Speaker 3: You see his new look, Dane Cook's new look.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, he stopped himself a little bit differently lately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nice. It's a little more respectable, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Uh, I don't really.
Speaker 1: Like to comment on people's look a lot.
Speaker 2: It's called turning forty. Yeah, No, I just it's normal.
Speaker 2: I think it's great because, like my father always told me, like,
Speaker 2: you want to look kind of normal if you ever
Speaker 2: get arrested. You know, you don't want any tattoos anywhere
Speaker 2: below this level on your cuffs, anywhere above your shirt collar.
Speaker 2: And Dane Cook, you know, God love him. He's been
Speaker 2: he looks too cool most of the time, and so
Speaker 2: for him to look like he looks now, it's kind
Speaker 2: of like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Great, gonna be better for him when he gets arrested. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Who would you out of anyone in comedy, would you
Speaker 3: who do you think will get arrested and sent to
Speaker 3: jail for like twenty years? And who do you think
Speaker 3: should get arrested because they've done something bad but you
Speaker 3: think they won't because you think they'll get away with it.
Speaker 3: And then who would you want to be arrested even
Speaker 3: though they haven't done anything, but you'd want them to
Speaker 3: be like go into a kangaroo court and then be
Speaker 3: thrown in jail for a long time because you just
Speaker 3: hate them. Three prong question.
Speaker 4: Hmm, okay, so it's will get arrested, We'll get arrested
Speaker 4: and jail for twenty years.
Speaker 3: They did something, we're doing something wrong.
Speaker 1: Won't get arrested.
Speaker 3: But I know they've done but they did something that
Speaker 3: should get them arrested, and they should go to jail
Speaker 3: for twenty years. But you know that because of the system,
Speaker 3: or maybe they have them, you know, there there are
Speaker 3: people of privilege. You know, they'll they have high powered lawyers,
Speaker 3: they'll get off, you know. And then then also, who
Speaker 3: would you want.
Speaker 1: To go to prison and wrongfully in prison wrongfully despite
Speaker 1: not committing a crime? Yeah, some sort of comedy crime,
Speaker 1: I assume.
Speaker 2: Should we just rift through some names so that we
Speaker 2: get clips where you know how sometimes they'll be like
Speaker 2: they said this was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: This could be really nice, you know, because we can
Speaker 1: look really smart a few years from now, where it's
Speaker 1: like digging up this old clip.
Speaker 3: The boy these guys, these guys you set.
Speaker 2: Yes, they tried to warn us.
Speaker 1: Scott and the boys tried to warn us. I'll start
Speaker 1: Gene Smart.
Speaker 2: Yes, whom I think if you put it, you cut
Speaker 2: you edit it?
Speaker 3: Oh, you edit it. I think in the category of
Speaker 3: didn't do anything, but I would like to see be arrested.
Speaker 3: Is Jeffrey Epstein?
Speaker 4: Okay, steam, we gotta get uh just in comedy world,
Speaker 4: you said, Steve Carrell from the office, I'll go with
Speaker 4: another office guy.
Speaker 1: Blowjob Novak?
Speaker 3: Is that what the BJ stands for?
Speaker 2: I never knew that.
Speaker 1: The Epstein and I see him.
Speaker 2: It's like a fan, not to.
Speaker 3: Like you give him a blow job, that's right, kick,
Speaker 3: because you're such a big fan that the implication, and
Speaker 3: he wants one.
Speaker 2: Wes I mean that doesn't mean necessarily one, that's.
Speaker 1: Not No, I no, no.
Speaker 3: What about uh? Like old ear wolf people? Do you
Speaker 3: want to.
Speaker 2: Expand on Do you want to expand on the Epstein
Speaker 2: thing where you think you think he deserves punishment? No,
Speaker 2: but not for the reasons that everyone said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just annoying, right, I think he was innocent?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, you know, but but you're saying yeah, exactly
Speaker 2: to the FEDS like, you're so close.
Speaker 3: If you just shift your focus just a little bit
Speaker 3: to the left. My point is, you guys are on
Speaker 3: top now with the merger, and you don't need to
Speaker 3: play these silly games. Okay, you don't need to be
Speaker 3: boy coming at other comedians.
Speaker 1: No, I I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 1: A corner.
Speaker 3: You need to be look look, oh, oh, punch up.
Speaker 1: Adam McKay told me don't look up.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: It's good advice.
Speaker 4: And I'm believing nominated for Academy Award for doing that,
Speaker 4: I hope. So, yeah, you're bringing up the big short.
Speaker 4: This is going through the rest of the filmography.
Speaker 3: You think he'll be nominated this year.
Speaker 2: We don't look up, ye hope.
Speaker 1: So it's got to happen.
Speaker 3: They don't call it a punchdown session in your little
Speaker 3: writer's rooms.
Speaker 2: No, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: No, And they are and smaller.
Speaker 3: It's seats mm hmmmm. Sometimes it's just you and another
Speaker 3: guy across the table.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you're flying across the country. You're going to
Speaker 2: all these different theaters. Must be very expensive for you
Speaker 2: to do that. But you love it. I understand that
Speaker 2: you love it, But it also must going to cost
Speaker 2: you and bring this back, bring it back to comment,
Speaker 2: must cost you a huge amount of money to be
Speaker 2: going to all these different places. Yes, we last being
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 3: We lose money every show.
Speaker 4: Okay, talk about being inspired by the Riodd Comedy Festival
Speaker 4: and how you thought couldn't the comedy be happening in all.
Speaker 1: These other cities as well, where I'm sure there's also been.
Speaker 3: It was the first time. It was the first time
Speaker 3: that I really had heard about. Oh wait, you travel
Speaker 3: to another place and then you bring laughs to my
Speaker 3: experience a very deserving group of people, and that brings
Speaker 3: joy into the world. Huh, let me investigate it over here.
Speaker 3: And then I called up a theater. I was like,
Speaker 3: you've heard of the Reodd Comedy Festival, right, And they
Speaker 3: were like, of course, what if we did a version
Speaker 3: of it here in the States and in Canada, UK
Speaker 3: and Ireland? Yeah, almost the same less people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's me and it's and it's me
Speaker 1: and I'm doing the media comedy and it's me to
Speaker 1: me and I am a bit odd. That's where some
Speaker 1: of the comedy comes from, with some of the odds,
Speaker 1: some of it.
Speaker 3: Some of it some of it, well, some of the
Speaker 3: rest of it is the guy behind the guy who's
Speaker 3: wild and crazy. Yeah, And I'm just sort of like,
Speaker 3: are you guys seeing them the only one who's noticed this?
Speaker 3: Is the world crazy? Or am I crazy? Or is
Speaker 3: he crazy? Or some combination?
Speaker 1: Or are we all crazy?
Speaker 4: Because we're all laughing about some of this stuff because
Speaker 4: we were recognizing ourselves.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you said this, because this is comedy
Speaker 3: to me, is the fact that we can all sit
Speaker 3: around and be like, oh, you know what, this guy
Speaker 3: has success and this guy gets to be in killed
Speaker 3: Tony and I don't get to be in kill Tony. Yes,
Speaker 3: And it's not about that. It's about all are fucked
Speaker 3: in the head.
Speaker 1: We're so crazy, and it's we're so strange.
Speaker 4: And to have an outlet for that, and to have
Speaker 4: a way to have people, to have people like to
Speaker 4: hear us and to respond to make that noise that hat.
Speaker 3: I love it that. What's what's the Let me ask
Speaker 3: you this question. Let me ask you a question. What
Speaker 3: is the single most satisfying syllable in the English language?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh is it?
Speaker 2: Oh you're so close, so close, really close? I was
Speaker 2: thinking really close that it's.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that can be oh reverse reverse. Oh h
Speaker 3: that's not the reverse of Oh, that's the reverse of
Speaker 3: huh huh ah ho ho take out the oh ho ah,
Speaker 3: put in the ah.
Speaker 2: What do you get Hollywood hand book? All right?
Speaker 3: No hah a yeah, ha ha ha. It's so fun said,
Speaker 3: it's so fun to hear.
Speaker 2: Please go up and way up, high putting.
Speaker 1: I don't think they knew tall we were going to
Speaker 1: be today, there we go. I don't think they knew.
Speaker 4: The yeah, the unbelievable medicine that it can be, the
Speaker 4: the salve, the healing balm that you can receive because
Speaker 4: your life can be a ship show.
Speaker 2: Disaster.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I honestly I think it's necessary. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I think it's necessary.
Speaker 3: Your life can be so bad. Sometimes you know you
Speaker 3: can be, and you can you can be. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to think of a bad situation. I'm having a hard
Speaker 3: time imagining it. My life has been so good. Let
Speaker 3: me see you can let's see. I started doing comedy
Speaker 3: and my second performance, Bob Odenkirk recruited me to work
Speaker 3: on Mister Show.
Speaker 2: So what was bad?
Speaker 3: I guess there was a year where uh, the mister
Speaker 3: Show movie didn't come out exactly like what we wanted it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that happens to you.
Speaker 3: Scott, So I mean something like that. You know, you
Speaker 3: can like.
Speaker 2: Put out thank you for sharing that with major I
Speaker 2: guess imagine to someone who was like twenty six or
Speaker 2: something instead instead of twenty thirty when it didn't Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Was twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, Scott.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know about that.
Speaker 3: I didn't get into comedy until my mid twenties because
Speaker 3: I was too busy, Scott getting a lot of pussy.
Speaker 2: So, Scott, after all that must have been that must
Speaker 2: have been so hard, And people say like I'm drowning
Speaker 2: in it, like that's literally a cry for help. No,
Speaker 2: like they're supposed to rescue you from that.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, it someone's drowned.
Speaker 2: I'm certainly throwing one.
Speaker 3: I got one right here if anyone needs one, if
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. And these are the jokes
Speaker 3: we would make.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to start working again soon too as well.
Speaker 3: That was the nineties though, Yep, you know that was
Speaker 3: a different time in comedy. You could you could do
Speaker 3: a little bit more.
Speaker 2: The nineties, you can't do that today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they really put the clamps on us. Every
Speaker 1: time I think of a joke, I go, I can't
Speaker 1: say that anymore.
Speaker 2: But to that end, you have these observing powers, and
Speaker 2: you've accumulated so much knowledge of the comedy world, and
Speaker 2: you've been doing the show for a long time. And
Speaker 2: to talk about how this tour is, you're the one
Speaker 2: being all the stupid fake goofballs this time, and everyone
Speaker 2: else has to sit around and watch you do your
Speaker 2: bullshit because you've had to sit through theirs.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what you look like. We're doing reverse comedy Bank.
Speaker 2: This is literally what you're doing. I'm the tour a
Speaker 2: Bang Bank comedy.
Speaker 3: If you've seen Comedy Bang Bang the previous tours. I
Speaker 3: come out as myself, and then other comedians like Paul
Speaker 3: if Tompkins, Lauren Lapez, the rest, they all come out
Speaker 3: as fake people. Yeah we said this here, let's flip it.
Speaker 3: They're all real, They're all just themselves.
Speaker 2: They all come out of wall low energy.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all low energy yeh and low energy. And
Speaker 3: people kind of go like, how did he fall? How
Speaker 3: did they? I mean, because it's how did they fall
Speaker 3: into doing this when they're not even you know, they
Speaker 3: have no training, and then you kind of take them
Speaker 3: through their whole career and go, no, no, no, you got
Speaker 3: to understand. I started doing comedy when I was twenty five,
Speaker 3: and my second performance, Bob oden Kirk came up and said,
Speaker 3: you got something? Will you work on my show? And
Speaker 3: then you take them through and you kind of make
Speaker 3: them understand, like the history.
Speaker 2: And they say, Bob Odenkirk is Nobody and you haven't
Speaker 2: seen the movie. You don't know. You don't see movies.
Speaker 2: That's your thing, that's my thing. So you think that's
Speaker 2: insulting to you.
Speaker 1: Hey, hang on, he's a influence.
Speaker 3: He was a mentor to me. Yeah, and they're like,
Speaker 3: hold on, hold on, stop beating the ship out of me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he has a movie called Nobody. And then I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I hasn't seen.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen, I hasn't seen. And that happens every night,
Speaker 1: every night, on every every night.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway, so it's a reverse comedy bang bang and
Speaker 3: it's gonna be uh pretty pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Well, uh, get are there still tickets available? Get your tickets.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's two kids out there, so please do buy them.
Speaker 3: Buy Dubai. Maybe another comedy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Dubai.
Speaker 3: It sounds like Capa Donna.
Speaker 2: We tried that.
Speaker 1: We did a boo buy comedy festival. Audience said boot.
Speaker 2: We said bye.
Speaker 1: That was the end of the festival.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: But you jogging around. But the live shows haven't been
Speaker 4: going great, Scott.
Speaker 3: Your live shows? Yeah, yeah, how when when do you
Speaker 3: do live shows?
Speaker 1: That's part of the problem.
Speaker 2: The scheduling has been very painful.
Speaker 4: We are available a lot, but the audience seems to
Speaker 4: have a lot of conflict.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised, honestly, Hayes the year here because the last
Speaker 3: couple of times I've done the show, You've been on
Speaker 3: a big, giant video screen, like you can't even deign
Speaker 3: to come to a show that you know, Like, what's
Speaker 3: going on with you?
Speaker 2: Eric Dane passed away.
Speaker 3: The minute I said it.
Speaker 4: I was like, you want to see somebody get mixed steamy,
Speaker 4: you disrespect Batman in this house.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I apologize to Rebecca Gayheart. What's my camera?
Speaker 2: This? Excuse me? Please don't call her that.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: This isn't the Kevin Hart roast. She's Louise.
Speaker 4: I apologize to Rebecca, she's no Zema girl house.
Speaker 3: I apologize. I'm so sorry. But yeah, it's gonna be
Speaker 3: a lot of fun. And uh, I'm so glad to
Speaker 3: be back on this show. And you know, you guys,
Speaker 3: how long have you been doing this?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love that question.
Speaker 4: I love that question, especially from you, Scott, because we've
Speaker 4: been doing it as long as you allowed us to.
Speaker 1: He gave us our start, you pushed us off from shore.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: And then every now and then you you circle back.
Speaker 1: You take your little speedboat and you zip back and
Speaker 1: you go, how's it going back there?
Speaker 2: And we're going, still working, still trying to catch up.
Speaker 2: Can I just say what a pleasure it is to
Speaker 2: share a room with someone that looks like they're auditioning
Speaker 2: for someone who just injected heroin.
Speaker 3: Our friend over here, he's in a corner holding his arm.
Speaker 3: He looks like he's obsessing it.
Speaker 2: He didn't like he doesn't have props, he doesn't have
Speaker 2: like the works to like tie himself off, but he
Speaker 2: has a he does say something. He has exactly the
Speaker 2: right place. No, and that.
Speaker 1: But that that can be taught.
Speaker 4: But a lot of what he's bringing. You can't teach
Speaker 4: the two different colored socks, which are only apparent because
Speaker 4: the pants are eight inches too short. And of course
Speaker 4: this is like Kevin heartb broking of the arm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the spot where he's like doctor Evil without
Speaker 3: his he got the.
Speaker 2: Jazz mister Bigglesworth from because what was mister biggles Worth?
Speaker 1: And so he has seen some stuff.
Speaker 2: I well, the show's been going on for a while.
Speaker 3: I gotta admit I have said. I mean, I was
Speaker 3: part of that franchise. So it's like, yeah, franchise to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know thirty three, thirty.
Speaker 4: Forty one, Yeah, don't at him up thirty one.
Speaker 3: I was thirty one when that came out. I shot
Speaker 3: it when I was thirty.
Speaker 4: So, yeah, bowler Hat.
Speaker 3: Didn't wear bowler Hat.
Speaker 4: As far as I showed a character's name, bowler Hat
Speaker 4: wasn't the character named bowler Hat.
Speaker 3: No, But you know what, I went to high school
Speaker 3: with a certain gentlemen from the first Austin Powers movie
Speaker 3: who wears a bowler hat Random task throat random Tasks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, you went to high school with a random task.
Speaker 3: And he ended up in jail for a very long time.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's my pick. Then I guess.
Speaker 3: Who didn't do anything but should have been arrested. That's interesting. Well,
Speaker 3: let me pass that on to the families of his victims.
Speaker 1: That's not going to mean anything to them.
Speaker 2: They don't know what the fun and victims could be
Speaker 2: any number, like it could be two, and it could
Speaker 2: be from the same families, so that would just even
Speaker 2: be what you more than two?
Speaker 3: Look at his Wikipedia page?
Speaker 4: Okay, geez, okay, well he will be uh staying up
Speaker 4: late to read random tasks Wikipedia page. Any other homework
Speaker 4: for me, Scott.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, quite honestly some of my other alumnae
Speaker 3: that I went to Cyprus Highway justin land of the
Speaker 3: Fast and Furious. Yeah, his Wikipedia page. That might be
Speaker 3: fun for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could be interesting for me. I might learn
Speaker 1: a thing or two, might jump behind the lens.
Speaker 3: You want to direct as direct?
Speaker 1: Have you ever wanted have you ever wanted to direct?
Speaker 3: Because you have a coming out?
Speaker 1: Got an eye for a thing? Yeah, so you got
Speaker 1: an eye for talent for one thing? You spot it
Speaker 1: up and yeah, and you also and you also have.
Speaker 3: You know you notice, Yeah, what are you not afraid
Speaker 3: to say? You you.
Speaker 1: You've been able to identify some pretty big stars got
Speaker 1: their start on your own show. You may want to
Speaker 1: you may want to use that to direct.
Speaker 2: Ben Stiller started on My show, Ben Stiller. Will Ferrell
Speaker 2: started on He's your boss, right, yep.
Speaker 1: That's our boss here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: That makes you our boss again.
Speaker 3: He and I are going to run this new merchant boss.
Speaker 2: And I os part of our family tree, which means
Speaker 2: that she's part of yours. Right.
Speaker 3: I love this, let's come find it. Why are we
Speaker 3: doing two separate shows?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Why are we?
Speaker 2: We are? We are premises that we are, and remember
Speaker 2: just a little bit ago, the premises that we're doing
Speaker 2: one merged show.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know the premise.
Speaker 2: That what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But what's what's great about doing the show together. Because
Speaker 1: it is two shows together, we don't have to do
Speaker 1: just one premise the whole episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yeah, let's do too bad.
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: When the merger happens, and it hasn't gone through yet,
Speaker 3: we're going to do one show. It saves people time,
Speaker 3: it saves people money. I love it.
Speaker 1: Merger most foul mm.
Speaker 3: Hmm, merger by Death.
Speaker 2: There's so many things that merger. She wrote, there's so many,
Speaker 2: there's just so many merger on the Orient Express merger
Speaker 2: in the first year.
Speaker 3: Wow, how to get away with merger? Like throw merger
Speaker 3: from the train.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, yeah, throw from the merger.
Speaker 3: Throw a merger on into mama.
Speaker 2: Three mergers in the fountain.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. It's a story of a lovely merger.
Speaker 2: Now what is that?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: I don't know that one is actually a merger.
Speaker 3: That actually was merger of two families.
Speaker 2: And yeah, who's made what she before? They ever?
Speaker 3: Don't I ever talked about that? And this is good
Speaker 3: because this is.
Speaker 2: She was already in the house maybe, yeah, she was.
Speaker 3: The house's made, right, And then they then they said, like,
Speaker 3: but he designed the house, didn't he? Mike Brady, So
Speaker 3: he designed her as part of it. Yeah, he was
Speaker 3: an architecture man. He looks so fucking bored.
Speaker 2: No, it's we hit his veins like pure sentinel.
Speaker 3: And so he's in ecstasy right now. Yes, because this
Speaker 3: doing the show is such an odd combination of hearing
Speaker 3: a gentleman named Matt Appadocca laugh uproariously just off in
Speaker 3: another room, and this guy looking like he's going to
Speaker 3: kill himself the entire time that that we're speaking. It's
Speaker 3: just it's an odd combo.
Speaker 4: You switch the general public's reaction to the show and
Speaker 4: then the very narrow fan base of people exactly like
Speaker 4: mad Up Docum.
Speaker 1: Who's one of a kind for better and worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it is, you know, it's it's bringing back
Speaker 4: to podcasts.
Speaker 1: What's been missing from them is that live feel, you.
Speaker 3: Know, feedback of someone almost snoring.
Speaker 1: The one the beauty of the bomb, right, that's where
Speaker 1: you're really tough en up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys, that happened to you at that festival
Speaker 3: right that that Colin O'Brien was.
Speaker 1: Which one they all? You know, it's guys, we bombed
Speaker 1: everywhere every festival.
Speaker 2: There was and it turned into a great episode for us,
Speaker 2: and we wish we'd be able to replicate it, but
Speaker 2: we never bombed again.
Speaker 1: So sorry.
Speaker 2: That would have been so good for us to be
Speaker 2: able to do another episode like our most successful one
Speaker 2: from that point. But we were able to recreate it.
Speaker 2: It wasn't bad enough that you like, do a whole episode.
Speaker 4: I didn't do anything good enough to be a good
Speaker 4: episode like that one or bad enough.
Speaker 3: Well, you guys should come on to something. You should
Speaker 3: come on tour with me. And well, now that we're merged.
Speaker 2: It is one show. The question that that remains on
Speaker 2: the table is Vimeo. We and all of our show
Speaker 2: all of our shows are on Vimeo.
Speaker 3: All right, I'll take it. It's time you'll take all
Speaker 3: of your shows off Vimeo?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying? Wait a minute, this.
Speaker 3: Must have so much to your funny faces. I have
Speaker 3: to say this is a good move for you.
Speaker 4: Look at that wow and the face he's making now
Speaker 4: is very funny.
Speaker 1: He couldn't have done that with no musk.
Speaker 3: Imagine you without a mustache doing I'd be like this guy.
Speaker 3: He has he's got nothing.
Speaker 2: Let me raise an alternate proposal. Okay, we stay on
Speaker 2: Vimeo and you put all your stuff on there too.
Speaker 3: What does that mean? It means that what is on Vimeo?
Speaker 2: What with you?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: I don't know what this guy's talking about.
Speaker 2: So those cameras are Vimeo cameras. Everything we do in
Speaker 2: here Vimeo goes online to Vimeo.
Speaker 3: Yes, not YouTube.
Speaker 2: It's a YouTube Vimeo. Their Vimeo taped, their Vimeo tape.
Speaker 2: They go, they become YouTube vimeos.
Speaker 4: I don't know what Casey must be watching a different
Speaker 4: comedy film in the booth right now.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Casey, and I you know, like you guys are
Speaker 2: getting into directing, like we actually know what we're talking
Speaker 2: about here, so like he understands what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I'm game because as whatever you guys are doing,
Speaker 3: it's obviously successful enough that we need to merge because
Speaker 3: you guys are the flagship show of of whatever.
Speaker 2: This is starting to look that way.
Speaker 1: Have you thought about Scott? Have you not about this?
Speaker 1: Three ferns? M hm, three ferns?
Speaker 2: Did you say.
Speaker 3: Three ferns?
Speaker 1: Betreeen be threeen through three?
Speaker 2: Was someone in here the other day talking to us
Speaker 2: about between two ferns? Who?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Chuck Closterman. He was asking how does that work?
Speaker 2: He wanted to know because we said that we were
Speaker 2: in He was like, do.
Speaker 1: They write that out?
Speaker 4: I said, in fact that not only did they write
Speaker 4: it out, I know exactly who writes it out.
Speaker 3: He's the fight club guy. No, who is he?
Speaker 1: That's Chuck Blaniac, he's sexual to Cookabus.
Speaker 3: No, No, the guy the guy who's in fight Club,
Speaker 3: that's Chuck Norris. Yeah, look I'm game. I'll tell him
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me get these guys still on the zoom? Kevin,
Speaker 1: is he still on this?
Speaker 2: He refused to leave? He refused to leave the zoom?
Speaker 2: Oh really Yeah, that's how desperately refused to come.
Speaker 1: Just to just enjoyed it. Wants to do it again?
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be To answer your question, Sean, if we
Speaker 3: were going to do a sequel, it was going to
Speaker 3: be called between two and then the number ferns colon
Speaker 3: three ferns, but no one, not enough people watch it.
Speaker 2: Between two and then the number ferns.
Speaker 1: And the number colon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of those words between two, the number, the
Speaker 2: number ferns.
Speaker 1: Did they know about this?
Speaker 4: Because I think that might have I think may not
Speaker 4: matter if we have a title like this.
Speaker 3: It's a good point and I'd love to see you
Speaker 3: guys in between the ferns. Is that why you're asking
Speaker 3: about the ferns, because like one on each and then
Speaker 3: we might get.
Speaker 1: Ferns, so that we're each technically between two ferns days and.
Speaker 3: I okay, I can see this. Yeah, I would love
Speaker 3: to have you guys on what would.
Speaker 4: You ask us if we're if we're between them, what
Speaker 4: kind of stuff?
Speaker 1: Because I know you're gonna get us and we deserve it.
Speaker 2: Nothing about being gay.
Speaker 1: Don't do that because just because.
Speaker 2: No, why I don't want a question that is making
Speaker 2: it look like I am.
Speaker 1: If I was, I would say ask away.
Speaker 2: You know, if I were up there at the roast,
Speaker 2: I'd say there's been a huge.
Speaker 3: Misunderstand that I am not gay.
Speaker 4: I'd say, I'd say, hey, guys, uh, it's nice to
Speaker 4: try it all, but uh, how can I be uh
Speaker 4: gay if my dick doesn't even work.
Speaker 1: See, you're trying to embarrass me with this. It's not possible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what.
Speaker 2: This thing doesn't do anything? What show is doing the
Speaker 2: worst right now? Out of are the show needs?
Speaker 1: What shows is the injection.
Speaker 3: I think san Antonio, Texas.
Speaker 1: Probably I can't go there.
Speaker 3: Wait, you guys were proposing that you would.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go to San Antonio.
Speaker 3: You I like you to watch the show.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go to San Antonio, Texas to
Speaker 2: see you on How far away will you go? What's
Speaker 2: the show that like needs?
Speaker 3: Like I told you, I told you the show but
Speaker 3: like within reason, san Antonio is one of the closest
Speaker 3: ones we're doing and you won't even go there.
Speaker 1: What show's doing the worst time comedy Bank Bank World?
Speaker 3: You were gonna answer, Oh, I know, I met on
Speaker 3: our combined networks because.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, it's our Yeah.
Speaker 3: Look you guys, Oh, Hollywood, Hamburg,