WEBVTT - Scott Aukerman, Our New Business Partner 0:00:04.160 --> 0:00:15.240 M have you had Scott gut nuts? 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:16.800 Is this new? 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:17.400 This theme? 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:22.680 Something seems off about it, seems different nor I think 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:24.720 Casey compressed the ship out of it. 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:26.720 I'm realizing what it is. I don't listen to the show, 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:27.600 so I'm not used to it. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:29.200 Casey has been saying it's glossy. 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:32.000 Oh what are you saying? Gut nuts? 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:32.720 Gut nuts? 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:33.159 What are they? 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:35.960 Let me grab them? 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:36.839 Let me grab them. 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:41.920 And this will be important for if the merger does happen. 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:46.360 Which I've been. I've been on the horn with the 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:47.360 top upstairs. 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:50.240 Yeah, and my understanding is that they do not comment 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:52.800 on rumors. That's fine, that's. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:53.960 Hard at the high level. 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:55.760 Hang on, I want to take the sticker off so 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:57.360 people can't tell where I bought it. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.680 This is a food product or this is Is it 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.440 like truck nuts? I put it on a This is 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:03.160 gut nuts. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:04.560 So this is gut nuts. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:04.959 Guys. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.240 These these gut. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.720 Nuts were invented by SNA accident one day when I 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.800 found my sprouting nuts bubbling. 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.360 Hold on, hold on, you mispronounced a word. 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:17.880 That's what I thought too, And I actually wrote a 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:18.840 letter to the company. 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:19.319 You did. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:22.840 They're having fun. This is from Tim. Did they write 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:24.880 philosopher at philosophy foods? 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:28.600 Oh, yes, they know they were. 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.200 They were so nice in the letter back. 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.200 Really did they think they were dealing with like a 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:36.760 five year old mentally challenged child? 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:38.320 Or uh? 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:42.040 You know, I hate to speculate on exactly what they thought, 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.720 but I know that they included a lot of stickers. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:54.240 Do people, Here's I think I'm dealing with. Here's my 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.320 assessment of you, the recipient. 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.400 You can get it from the contacts. Can't you wait? 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:00.320 Are these for mens? 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:06.080 Gut nuts, guts, for ments? Just forments? 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:11.120 Just yeah, r FK, junior, we only eat formens fermentos. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:11.840 Can you imagine? 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:12.359 He is? Am? 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:17.120 I correct that when they're sprouting an accident, not fresh maker. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:22.320 Hey, when you found when you found your sprouting nuts bubbling. 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:25.680 I think I believe you called the hospital. 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:27.880 The hospital what they say? 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.000 What the what did they say? 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:36.080 They said, we think we're dealing with he a sick 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.960 five year old who's smart. I'm smart, a little smarter 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:41.360 than knows how to call the hospital. 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:45.760 Who's neurodivergent. Yeah, but that is it's actually mentally an 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:46.799 advantage for them. 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:48.360 Yeah, that's a superpower. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:53.880 Yeah, eureka, I realized they had fermented, and so following 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.600 my gut, I tasted them. 0:02:56.720 --> 0:03:03.960 If we do end up, my understanding is and while 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:07.760 the top rast doesn't comment on rumors that we will 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:09.399 all be at your. 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:11.960 House recording in my house. 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:18.000 This entire shopping is moving to your house. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:22.280 And it's so exciting for us. We remember being under 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.880 the same roof, but that it did feel a little impersonal. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:26.680 You guys coach my guests a lot. 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:28.920 I could not take a break in your bedroom. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:33.600 Yeah, yeah, And the excitement I feel knowing that we'll 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:35.520 be back working with you, that the work stuff, the 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:37.320 studio stuff will all be there, but also that I 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.280 could take a break, maybe even take a nap in 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:40.760 your bedroom, in your marital bed. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:47.360 Yeah, that's exciting to me. And I actually heard something else. Oh, 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:53.200 it's not just the companies that are merging. The shows 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:58.840 are Scott what the shows themselves are merging? Scotp it 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:04.080 huh No, I'm not going to scop I'm gonna continue. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:09.680 Comedy Bang Bang in Hollywood Handbook are becoming one show, 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:12.480 one super show comedy. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:13.560 Would bang Book? 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:17.640 Oh my god, where's the Holly in that comedy? Would 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.599 Collie Hollywood, where's the holly? 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:23.640 You bring it with your jolly Christmas spirit? 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:31.920 Indeed, scop and so we So that's one sign, you know, Casey, 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:34.599 is this a trick? 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:38.520 Am I supposed to look behind it of the head 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:39.240 with a vase? 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:41.640 He is moving into your bathroom. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:45.320 I always struggle with the right way to say that word. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:46.919 Yeah, I'm gonna do. 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:53.080 You said it's not a silent v doing you Now? Yeah, 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:59.360 I had been saying as but that, but you say, yeah, 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:05.279 it's not a sign. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:08.520 Right, yeah, No, So you guys are going to come over, 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:13.160 be in my house, live in my house, have sex 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:13.960 with my wife. 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:15.720 So that's what I thought. 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:16.560 I'm crying a little. 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.360 Yeah, what's going So that's what I thought. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.400 When you said poach your guests. I was like, that's 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:23.080 such a strange way and refer to. 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:27.440 That and see and I get what you guys have to. 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:33.400 We all share everything, Isn't that what want to be 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.719 a community? Mega podcast is all about. 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:39.200 It used to be back at ear Wolf, an actual 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.000 community where we share. 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.640 I would have celebrities on. You would pester them after 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:46.279 the show and say, hey, what if what if you 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.320 did our show right outside. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:48.279 The door and. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.720 Podcasts, little Birdie told me. 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:58.440 And that's what it's going to be like at my house, 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.200 and you're you'll bring your wife, as you'll bring your children, 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:03.599 and we'll just it's kind of a commune. 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:05.880 Really special. And you know what they'll they could call 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:10.360 me around the house love Dad, like like the Old 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:11.120 ear Wolf Show. 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:14.640 Yeah, oh yeah, what was that? That was? 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:21.000 It was Jeff, It was David, that's right, Yes, it 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:26.680 was about parenting. We don't always discuss. It was love 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:27.320 comm dad. 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.080 And then well that's what we'll call him as well. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:35.279 Love Comma dad, Love comma dad. Mm hmm. Any any 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:36.280 punctuation in your. 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:40.800 Name or now I haven't picked my name yet. I 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:42.080 haven't picked my name yet. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:43.640 And it has to be a show. 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:45.880 Well, it's gonna have to be a show. 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:51.200 It has to be first Old ear Wolf show. Let's 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:56.919 rift through the carnations off the table. I could really 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.040 hard name was hard Nation. 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:03.120 Yeah, but I don't know. You're a wreck to dysfunction. 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:06.839 That So this is an attempt to combat. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:09.080 That surely for you. 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.040 Well, yes, if enough people are calling me a hard nation, 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.440 maybe I will internalize it and then yeah, perhaps my 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.320 pubis region will begin to function. 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:20.040 Again specifically your penis. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:23.800 Well that's the main area. It's a region wide issue, 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:27.600 but the zone itself. I can just feel that some 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.280 of the other stuff is not going right. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.800 Do you guys know what the biggest organ on your 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:32.240 body is? 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:37.440 Oh? Interesting, This is the kind of brain teaser that 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:42.000 I love the imagination it's your love. 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:49.200 Oh yeah, that's the biggest human started to make human 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:51.200 pebis if you play your cards right? 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:51.560 Wow? 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:55.960 Okay, so just to yeah, just keep that in mind. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.440 We could have given me a thousand guesses and you 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.560 wouldn't have but not have gotten there. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:05.120 Yeah, yep, Well this is exciting, guys. I'm really happy 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:08.120 that we're going to be working together and we're gonna 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.280 be and so how do you want to break the 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.200 show up? Do you want to do? Like half of 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.600 it is me, half of it is you? Do you 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.480 just want to do? Do you want to do the 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:19.080 comedy bang bang stuff with me? 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.800 I would love to. I would love to know what 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:25.600 it is? 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:26.760 What is it now? 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.080 What is the stuff? 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:30.200 Like? I know what it was? 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:31.160 Comedy bang bang? 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:31.800 Yeah. 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:34.480 It used to have you guys on because you'd be 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:38.240 hanging around and I would be there. Sorry for you guys. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.839 Yeah, yeah, maybe if I let them reading that or something, 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:41.560 they'll go away. 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:44.040 Sure, And that was fun for a while, but you know, 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:45.320 it's everything. There is a season. 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:46.439 If you're feeding you. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.200 Know, bread to the geese or whatever, they're just going 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:51.600 to keep coming back and get more aggressive. And ultimately 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:53.320 we worked our way onto the show itself. 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.760 So it bring us on to do ads. We can 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:59.480 say this now for companies that you had shorted in advance, Yes, 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:03.480 and doing the advertisement sort of a Major League or 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:08.080 the producers type scheme, you could profit off the failures 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:11.480 of the of the companies. No, I don't think so. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.280 I mean you mentioned I don't think I don't I 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:19.000 don't see the connections modern one that usually I don't 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:24.080 think that's an appropriate reference. And so we would do 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:29.319 the show and to your frustration, both our stock and 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:32.480 the companies would would would rise precipitously. 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.720 Yeah, it was because you have this whole it's like 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:38.000 so faster good Major League. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:45.800 Yeah, in Major League, they recruit. 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:46.839 They're just a rag tag team. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:52.000 Oh, their recruitly recruit the most problematic players in the league, 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:55.480 guys with no value, so that the team will lose. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.760 The actor Charlie Sheen, for example. 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.360 I think he's been a character actually in that Well, 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:03.280 he's quite a character. 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.280 It's why, it's why we're all. 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:10.600 I understands understanding me. It's very common. But he he 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.480 he was actually playing I could look it up if 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.400 you want, but he was playing someone with a different name, 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:17.160 even it might have actually been Charlie. Come to think 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:20.440 of it, what is the what are the if you 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:21.040 had to bet? 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:25.520 That's sounding to me more and more like it was the. 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:31.360 If his character's name was Charlie in Major League? Would 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:32.480 you bet for or against? 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:35.839 I think let's do it. Let's see what we can. 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:39.760 I'm going to take Okay, I'm going to take against 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:41.959 against that his name was Charlie. You've got to take 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:47.960 the field that could be that. I think that's pretty smart. 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:52.800 Yeah, I think it's safe, especially knowing the character's name. Yeah. 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.960 I do as well. Yeah, we both do. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:56.600 What is it? 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:57.920 I believe it's wild. 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:00.640 How do you guys know this? 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:06.360 We love the movies? Is having seen me? I know 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.440 you are very invested in the idea that you never 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:10.760 see a movie before. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:13.760 This is Hayz and Shawn have to scene and you 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:17.040 were on on I do a podcast where which one 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.199 is my camera? This one, this one's so they're. 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:22.120 All going to be capturing you here and then we 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:23.960 will film ourselves separately. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:27.240 I do. I do a show called Scott Hasn't Seen, 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.280 which is all about movies that I haven't seen. 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:33.040 With the fake with the fake eye guy with a 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:33.680 fake guy. 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:35.719 And uh, you. 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:37.000 Guys were on the first episode? 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:38.959 Is that right? It was pretty early on. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:42.079 Yeah, there's one or two. And we watched Space Jam together. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.480 We watched the Space Jam two. Oh it was two 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.760 because you don't know. To you it's space Jam. 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:54.079 Yeah, exactly, And that was fun. And and then you 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:57.720 you have not returned. I have not Oh that's right. 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:58.480 When did you watch? 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:02.800 Wow? We watch Empire Records? And what was the thinking there? 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:04.880 You really liked it? Right? 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:10.320 As a team, I loved it, but you but hey, 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:10.760 you have. 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:14.800 To understand, Yeah, you turned your back on comedy when 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.320 you started doing the shows A joke. 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:18.479 I turned. 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:22.320 You. You decided I'm enjoying it. 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:24.920 You know what I mean by the way I'm part 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:26.160 of the show is. 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:31.400 This is like a heart roast, Right, It's going to 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.960 get a little offensive in here, but we're all going 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:38.000 to enjoy it. Okay, you you decide you didn't want. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:42.359 To freeze my face and a pained rictus. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:47.800 You you decide, hey, I'm going to try to make 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:51.920 a difference in the world which we all respected, and 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:55.920 then you realize that's not possible. You said, you know what, 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:00.160 I'm just going to get back into doing comm you 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:00.600 got me. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:05.319 Hey, I took the check. I did the company. 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:06.839 First of all, I gotta take the hit. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.240 Who uh what did you and what was your favorite 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:15.960 My fremis premise of the just throw heart from Kevin 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:19.200 Hart road joke premise, So not the punchline, his size, 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:23.880 his ubiquity, Well, does it have to be on Kevin? 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:27.320 Okay, he doesn't have to be on Kevin because everyone 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:28.400 took some licks. 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:29.040 There, Oh they did. 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:31.000 Yeah, I mean it seemed like a lot of them 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:34.800 were possibly not exactly heterosexual. 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:38.000 Was being gay? 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.920 Well, they were saying he was being gay. They were 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.439 saying kill Tony was oh killed. 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.680 And I'm confused because I'm not you know, I'm I 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.000 don't know the lore, you know what I mean, I 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:52.640 don't Uh, it is hard now, it's hard. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:53.960 Hasn't seen the law. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:57.120 Yeah, it's like, you know, I don't know every wu 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.880 Tang clan affiliate. I don't know every kill Tony person 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:01.520 are Are they all gay? 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:05.600 Every single for both groups, every single capa donna's bye. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.120 Okay cool? I heard that on the d L or. 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:13.760 That that I actually even I don't know. 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.439 Okay, yeah, but these these guys and killed. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:18.720 He's on the disabled list for being by. 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:22.600 Okay cool, these guys in kill Tony. This is a 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.680 group or it's a. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.040 You because it brought them up. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:32.360 He brought them up. What maybe you're talking. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.760 To him, Well, my camera is very behind. 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:38.760 He was talking about not being heterosexual. I was assuming 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.680 it was a references. I only saw a handful of 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.120 jokes from the show, but some of them were going 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:46.080 to this kill to fellow and they were not saying 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:47.400 that he was sleeping with women. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.160 They were not pulling any punches when it came to 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.560 him and I and I would you know, look, you 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:57.400 guys know my comedy. I'm an equal opportunity of tender. 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.560 Everybody gets it from everyone gets it except why your 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:06.560 buy and your comedy exactly because you you don't give 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:07.000 a ship. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:11.680 You know either side, you'll stick it anywhere both you 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:14.880 will get into anything. And what you're sticking in. 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:16.440 Is your raise. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:20.320 Humor other than for white people and frustrate people? But yes, 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:21.640 you're right, I'll do that. 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:22.720 There's nothing to say there. 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:24.560 What's funny about that? 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.560 First of all, I think they've gotten enough of a 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:29.960 hard time the past few years. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:35.480 Honestly, like the past since the late sixties, you know 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:37.880 what I mean? Is there anything worse than being a white. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:39.960 Guy in season on these motherfuckers. 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:44.920 I remember graduating from college at that time and thinking, 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:48.880 here we go. You know, now I'm certainly gonna get 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.400 opportunities in the work. 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.760 And you made a good living, Yeah, I guess. 0:15:54.960 --> 0:16:00.040 But but imagine what I could have did. Yeah, I 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:04.800 could have had literally everything in the world, euro friction, whatsoever. 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:06.680 I could have not even had to do anything. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:10.160 And now you were, as I recall your story, you 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.120 started in New York, then you came out to la 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.720 and got an immediate job. In fact, the only problem 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:17.400 that you had was my wife wouldn't let you into 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:18.320 the theater one night. 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:21.040 Well, your wife wouldn't let me into the theater prior 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:21.720 to me moving. 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:23.520 Oh, that's right, I was still in New York. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:24.400 That was an issue. 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:29.600 That was the way your wife is so all these 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:30.280 Eupha business. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:34.440 So to see an Asian woman not letting you, a 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:37.760 white man do something that had to hurt. And that's 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.120 part of what we're talking about with this new society 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:41.040 feel good. 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:45.200 And I couldn't help but think that sixty seventy years earlier. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.480 Yeah, you would have just breezed right in there. 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:49.280 I would have been the one deciding who comes into 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:50.280 the theater. You know what I mean? 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:50.840 Is that what you want? 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:51.840 And I would have been in there. 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:57.920 I want both jobs, the watching a show, and and 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:01.280 he gets in the tickets. That's fun. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:04.440 So you turned your back on comedy that night as 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:07.760 well by force. Oh yeah, when he's thrown out on 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:08.200 his rear. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:10.480 And then you've worked steadily since then, and you have 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:13.520 a movie coming out and. 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:16.199 Scott, the show's about you. I mean, you know what 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.359 I mean. People who listen, they don't want to hear 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:19.000 what I'm doing. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:19.840 You got it. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:21.600 You got a whole big tour coming up. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.840 Sure, theater tour. 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:28.240 We we thought, can we just do this in one theater? 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:32.560 Yeah, like the world's largest, maybe one theater that moves around. 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.240 Yeah, on wheels. Yeah, that's probably the easiest way to 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:37.119 do it. Put it on wheels. 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:43.160 Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah toorgasm tour gasm. 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:46.120 You see his new look, Dane Cook's new look. 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:50.480 Uh yeah, he stopped himself a little bit differently lately. 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:55.000 Yeah, it's nice. It's a little more respectable, you know 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:55.400 what I mean. 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:59.000 Uh, I don't really. 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:02.200 Like to comment on people's look a lot. 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:06.400 It's called turning forty. Yeah, No, I just it's normal. 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:09.760 I think it's great because, like my father always told me, like, 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:14.640 you want to look kind of normal if you ever 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:18.200 get arrested. You know, you don't want any tattoos anywhere 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:22.600 below this level on your cuffs, anywhere above your shirt collar. 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:27.520 And Dane Cook, you know, God love him. He's been 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:29.760 he looks too cool most of the time, and so 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:31.360 for him to look like he looks now, it's kind 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:32.000 of like, yeah. 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:34.920 Great, gonna be better for him when he gets arrested. Yeah, 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:36.800 that's nice. 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:37.359 Yeah. 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:41.760 Who would you out of anyone in comedy, would you 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:45.600 who do you think will get arrested and sent to 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:49.040 jail for like twenty years? And who do you think 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:52.359 should get arrested because they've done something bad but you 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:55.480 think they won't because you think they'll get away with it. 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:59.480 And then who would you want to be arrested even 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:02.240 though they haven't done anything, but you'd want them to 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:04.800 be like go into a kangaroo court and then be 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:06.760 thrown in jail for a long time because you just 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:09.040 hate them. Three prong question. 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:14.359 Hmm, okay, so it's will get arrested, We'll get arrested 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:15.920 and jail for twenty years. 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:17.840 They did something, we're doing something wrong. 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:19.280 Won't get arrested. 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:21.080 But I know they've done but they did something that 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:24.240 should get them arrested, and they should go to jail 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:28.080 for twenty years. But you know that because of the system, 0:19:28.240 --> 0:19:30.320 or maybe they have them, you know, there there are 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:33.800 people of privilege. You know, they'll they have high powered lawyers, 0:19:33.840 --> 0:19:36.800 they'll get off, you know. And then then also, who 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:37.720 would you want. 0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:41.000 To go to prison and wrongfully in prison wrongfully despite 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:44.520 not committing a crime? Yeah, some sort of comedy crime, 0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:45.320 I assume. 0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:48.800 Should we just rift through some names so that we 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:52.520