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Speaker 1: Fl PC Funeral Picture Company. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: reach a Darwin Darwin. Uh. This is he Hey Darwin.

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Speaker 1: How you doing this? Is Frank with f PC. We're

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Speaker 1: trying to come down and, um see about making an

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Speaker 1: appointment with you within the next week. Is that's possible?

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Speaker 1: Fun for what? Uh we're supposed to come by. I'm

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Speaker 1: with FPC. We wanted to Uh we have what what

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Speaker 1: what is that? What is f PC? Uh? Sir, your

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Speaker 1: name was left with us and you're you're you're on

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Speaker 1: on our file to actually come out and make an

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Speaker 1: appointment with you so we can so we can get

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Speaker 1: your picture taken. You must have their own number. I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything.

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Speaker 1: So okay, well you are you're Darling? Correct, Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: I am done. So you called Darwin and that's what

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Speaker 1: you call it. But anything about a picture? What what's

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Speaker 1: up with a picture? We've got you on our schedule

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Speaker 1: here FPC. We have you on our schedule too, uh

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Speaker 1: to actually for us to come out to your home

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Speaker 1: and take your picture? Okay, FPC? What's company is that?

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Speaker 1: What's what's your what type of picture? And would I

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Speaker 1: be taking? I'm not taking no picture? But what what

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Speaker 1: is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything about photo being

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Speaker 1: taken of you? Okay, Uh sir, f PC is uh

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Speaker 1: we are. This is a funeral Picture company, funeral picture company,

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Speaker 1: and what we do is we come out and take

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Speaker 1: your picture and we actually keep it on file. That way,

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Speaker 1: when you do pass away, we have your picture for

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Speaker 1: your programming. We have a nice picture for you. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not did right and here you're not taking no

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Speaker 1: picture me. Who is this again? My name is Frank? Frank? Okay, Frank,

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Speaker 1: you mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people

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Speaker 1: before they die just so you could have their picture.

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Speaker 1: Oh foul. We're keeping on file and then you have

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Speaker 1: a good picture on your program and that's what that's what,

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Speaker 1: that's what we do. They ain't signed up for nothing

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Speaker 1: like that. Who the hell signed me up for something

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Speaker 1: like that? I'm quite sure. But we're trying to schedule

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Speaker 1: where we can come out beginning of next week so

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Speaker 1: we can get your picture taken next week. Week after

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Speaker 1: you get picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no

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Speaker 1: picture of me before that? That? They don't sound right? Uh, sir?

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Speaker 1: Don't you want to have a good picture on your program.

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Speaker 1: So you're not taking the picture of me for no

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Speaker 1: funeral arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me

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Speaker 1: up for and then tell me that much? Uh So

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Speaker 1: I don't have the actual person listened here on who

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Speaker 1: signs you up? But I do have the number, and

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Speaker 1: you are Darwin, Mr Darwin, So I didn't sign up

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Speaker 1: for that. I'm not taking the picture. Uh you guys

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Speaker 1: running around taking pictures of people before they that just

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Speaker 1: to have a good picture on fan that sala man.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of like that? Sir? Okay, sir

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Speaker 1: are you? I mean we have your address here are

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Speaker 1: are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available. I'm

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Speaker 1: not available at all to take no picture for funeral

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Speaker 1: that I'm not even dead yet. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 1: get that. That that sounds like a bunch of and

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Speaker 1: I where the hell gave you my number? That's what

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Speaker 1: I want to know. So I'm not quite sure. But

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Speaker 1: one thing we have to do is we have to

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Speaker 1: follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to do is we have to come out there and

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Speaker 1: take a picture. So I don't wanna, you know, create

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Speaker 1: a problem, but I have to get a picture of

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Speaker 1: you by next week. Oh it's gonna be problem because

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Speaker 1: you're not getting up picture me for no funeral arrangement.

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Speaker 1: Mr Darwin. I have to come by your house at

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Speaker 1: least by Friday at around twelve knew and I'll come

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Speaker 1: by and get a picture. You ain't coming by my

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Speaker 1: gut house, No, Fridea, you can lie. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: come over here to try to get my picture. I

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Speaker 1: got plenty of pitching in my house to put on

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Speaker 1: the mother funeral program. I'm not taking up getching. That

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Speaker 1: mean I'm claiming to be dead. I'm not dead. That's

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Speaker 1: some more bad look. Yah, I don't know we don't.

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Speaker 1: You work for Frank but you I word. I worked

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Speaker 1: for fl PC, Sir, I worked for f PC, f CC. Mike,

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Speaker 1: you ain't not taking no picture of me. Don't come

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Speaker 1: over here Friday. Come about no guy Piston before you

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Speaker 1: got pistol and you and I hope they got Joe

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Speaker 1: got Pitt your on file. But that's a stud got

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Speaker 1: company you worked for. I ain't never heard of nobody

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Speaker 1: take no picture before they died. I got meis and

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Speaker 1: pictures in here for that program. And when I'm throwing

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Speaker 1: with them, I care about when a picture looked like

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Speaker 1: or who hasn't my guy funeral? That's a lignat. You

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Speaker 1: tell whoever you worked for any to go find another

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Speaker 1: my occupation. I don't make no guy just you're not

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Speaker 1: coming over here Friday, buddy. You come over here if

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Speaker 1: you want to. Okay, Mrs Darwin, Yes, are you familiar

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Speaker 1: with with Glinda? That that's my wife? What what do

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Speaker 1: you're about to say? Now? I want all I wanna

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Speaker 1: do is say this man. I just want to say, Glinda,

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Speaker 1: the one that got me to prank phone call you.

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Speaker 1: This is ne you tim me baby from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Huh, I'll beat up by yeah a

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Speaker 1: little he loot. I ain't never hear no sitness like

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Speaker 1: there's some FDC funeral. Well man, I said my New

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Speaker 1: year resolution. I was gonna cut back on drinking. But

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Speaker 1: you got me over here about the tip a bottle

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Speaker 1: right now? Are you crazy? Man? And come over here

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Speaker 1: to day before get a picture of Clinton. Let y'all

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Speaker 1: got me? Baby, you got me. I ain't never heard

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Speaker 1: of no company like that. You ain't putting me up

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Speaker 1: to it bad. You're gonna I'll tell you what you're

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Speaker 1: tuning in tomorrow morning. Man, you're gonna catch yourself on

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Speaker 1: national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they had

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Speaker 1: me hot over here. I'm like, don't tell Flinta, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have me a drink anyway. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for an excuse to funeral fit your thinking. You'll put

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Speaker 1: on fire yea yeah, I have lost the half of

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Speaker 1: yea head with that are buddy, Man, I gotta ask

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Speaker 1: you something, man, darm and tell me this here. Man,

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Speaker 1: what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land? Steve Harvey mornen Wick up Show Buddy