WEBVTT - #141: Heaven Needed Another Podcast 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:08.400 Start Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, Brooklyn buys 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:15.760 dat Up. They make it noise, dat Up Dot Up. 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:22.560 Episode one forty one. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast Yellow. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:27.120 Some would say that we jipped everybody out of an 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:30.840 episode last week. Well this is that one. This is 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:33.600 that one. Yeah, this is not free deserved time. There's 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:36.680 nobody should be up in arms here thinking that we 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:42.640 screwed you over or we were. Well way, Now, you 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.519 definitely gave a partial screwed you did because you were 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:50.360 justified on Thursday, but not justified on Friday. Friday. I 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:51.559 had to get the hell out of here. I was 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:54.840 taking a long weekend to the Hampton's actually not the Hamptons, 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:57.160 excuse me, the North Fork of Long Island, as I've 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.840 been corrected several times. Oh my god, I don't know 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:02.800 the difference. Yeah, the Hampton's is the South Fork, isn't it. Yeah? 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.080 I thought it was inclusive of the North Fork and 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:08.240 the South Fork. But apparently the Hampton's people wouldn't be 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.360 caught dead on the North Well, that's exactly it. There 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:13.600 were a couple of Bougee elites that you are not 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:17.440 on the on the Hamptons, you are in the north 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:22.039 fork of Long Island Country. So for those of you 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:25.600 not from the New York area, Long Island is actually 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:30.600 part of the same piece of earth as Brooklyn and Queens. 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:34.520 It's actually Long Island's actually a peninsula if you consider 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:37.119 it part. But it's Brooklyn Queens and Long Island are 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:40.520 actually the whole island. Brooklyn Queens would be the ball sack, 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:44.280 and then Long islandould be the shaft well, and then 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:48.600 the Montauk would be the dick hole. No, it's a 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:52.480 long fork right, with two prongs like a spear, like 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:54.160 a like the kind of thing you'd stick and like 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:58.280 to cook meat like. It's two prong right, So the 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.800 Brooklyn Queens are like the handle. Reklands at the bottom 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.520 of the handle, then Queen's then Long Island. Long Island 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.720 is so long, that's why they called Long Island. It's 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.720 like a four hour drive from one end to the other. 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:10.520 It could be in traffic. Yes, it's a it's a 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.560 long it's a long ride. I have to be honest, 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:16.160 I don't think as an adult I've ever been to 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.560 the Hamptons. Really, there's a lot to see out there, Brodie, 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:23.480 there's now but the thing is the The path that's 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.920 well traveled is the South Fork, meaning the Hampton's and 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:29.480 those are all your Hampton's towns that you may or 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:33.200 may Anything that's bougie is on the South Fork. It's 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.200 all that. It's all that celebrities by the big mansion, 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:38.160 East Hampton. We're back in the day. Did he did 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.959 his white parties there in the East Hampton? I got 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:45.200 invited to a party in the Hamptons once party in 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:47.920 the Hampton's nice I did not start on my iPod 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:51.560 or my phone or any other device. So, uh, my 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:58.560 cousin was friends with a girl whose father at the time, 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:01.920 I don't know the details a fuzzy either he created 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:08.040 Snapple or he was the owner of Snapple. No, not 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:12.960 the fat lady from the Plump lady who was the spokesperson. No, 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.840 so her father. I think her father owned Snapple. Right, 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:18.680 So we went, I went. I was hanging out with 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.160 my cousin. She's like, Oh, We're gonna go hang out 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:23.480 at the Plaza Hotel at some exclusive bar or whatever 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:28.520 club whatever they have there. And so the friend, from 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:30.400 what my cousin was telling me at the time, this 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:34.480 is twenty years ago, she her allowance. This girl's allowance 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:37.760 is the daughter of the Snapple guy, was ten thousand 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:42.320 dollars a week. Oh God, I knew you're gonna say that. 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:46.640 Hold on. So she showed us pictures of her house 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:48.960 in the Hampton's that we all had to come because 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:50.720 she liked me. We hung out a couple of times 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:52.360 and she's like, oh, you're you're really a lot of fun. 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.360 You should co hang out at the clearly should know me. 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.920 And so the house was I want to say, maybe 0:03:57.960 --> 0:04:02.720 two or three floors high, but like glass windows from 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:07.320 the from the sand to the roof all around like unbelievable, 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:10.560 with like a with a pier or or like a 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:12.680 walk away all the way out to the water like 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.839 across this. It was just unbelievable. Anyway, So we go 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.839 to this plaza hotel place I think it was the 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:25.280 Plaza right, and they're buying bottles. So she was with 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.880 like four people and then it was my cousin and 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:29.839 me and two more friends of my cousins. How much 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:33.120 did they spend on bottles? Well, I don't I don't remember. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:35.440 It was a long time ago, but they were there 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:37.719 was only a couple of bottles, maybe of of whatever, 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.120 and then a lot of drinks. Did they help me? 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:42.880 I don't mixer, didn't have died grape for you? Yeah? 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:47.000 They die grape. Yeah. So what do you think should 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:51.479 happen when the check comes? Right? What? What? What do 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.280 you what would you think would happen? Now? You and 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:56.120 I have been out with rich people before, Like wealthy people. 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.080 The wealthy person who called the party pays for the 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:03.159 whole damn thing. Right now, if your allowance is ten 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.359 thousand dollars a week, now, look, you might be saying, David, 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.600 you may be getting your facts wrong. Let's say her 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:11.760 allowance was ten thousand dollars a month. Okay, okay, as 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:15.159 if that was still okay, okay, let's just say for 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.640 the sake of argument that I'm wrong, even though not 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:19.800 and it was only it was ten thousand dollars a 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:24.359 month allowance. Okay, when the check arrives, you gotta be 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.400 rock star. You gotta pick that up. The entire thing. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.480 She says, Okay, there's there's eight of us or whatever 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:33.240 it was. I'll divide it. Who's good at math? Are you? 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:37.640 I'm good at math? You get ten thousand dollars allowance? Shit? 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.080 So how much did they stick you with? Oh, I 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.640 think it was close to think something like that. Maybe 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:47.359 you know something like that that doesn't that doesn't end 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.200 up to like with the bill would have been now no, 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:53.440 because I didn't. I had some sodas and uh, I 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:58.960 may have had like one coronas some expensive water. Yeah. Yeah, 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.680 So I think she said, well, my friends had the bottles. 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:05.480 I think maybe she took the bottles out but then 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.719 split the rest of it. And again they still a 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.360 lot of even if he took the bottles out right, 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:14.279 it was a lot of drinking. And so I just thought, 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:19.400 if you make ten thousand dollars like you don't make, 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:21.320 it's your allowance. In other words, your daddy gives it 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:24.760 to you, you pick up the check. I think I 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:29.480 would say, so, but that's what that's pretty much. That's 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.760 that is a staple of the Hamptons. The rich person 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.599 uh picks up everything and they just vite you out 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:39.520 to lounge and go to the well the thing to 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.440 the right. So all the if you're if you East 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:46.400 coast New York area celebrities will always hang out in 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:49.000 the Hampton's on summer weekends or sometimes the entire summer. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:50.800 So you never wanted to be reminded that we are 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:56.640 not celebrities. That really, now's the time to make that differentiation. 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:59.080 So that's for the difference between the South Fork and 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.880 the New Earth Fork where I was. The North fork 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:05.400 of that pronged thing is where that's wine country. That's 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:08.720 a lot more relaxed. Listen. Still some great houses, some 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:12.280 beautiful like listen, pick your own. Oh my god, so 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:17.520 many watermelon stands and watermelon sugar. They had yellow watermelon 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:20.800 out there. Who knew that existed? And then h your 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:24.880 own corn? Is it made from yellow water? It was yellow, 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.240 the inside was yellow. Didn't your mother ever tell you 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.680 not to eat yellow watermelon? Not? Dude? It was so good. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.800 I never had to listen. I hate watermelon. I watermelon. 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:35.920 I got it. I got it, I got it. I 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.320 see what you did. So yeah, no, but I tasted 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:41.239 yellow watermelon for the first time. It was so different. 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:43.560 Even the texture was different. If you're I'm not a 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.240 fan of watermelon, the pink stuff. I like the yellows, 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.360 like the pink, you know, like the pink stuff, yellow 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:55.480 like the yellows. Disgusting, I know, a guy. But so 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:57.560 the North Fork is full of pick your owns and 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:01.280 berry stands and strawberries and family arms. So that's where 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.320 I stood, and I gotta say I stood. That's where 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:08.840 I stayed. I still stayed. Hello there, what's the title 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:15.200 of this podcast? Again? Stood? I stood there? All right? Stood? 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.000 I stood there. You don't get a path free pass 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:22.520 on this podcast? Yes, we do? What podcast? Under the 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:25.720 moniker of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, they say serial killers? 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:27.840 And by the way, we because we you and I 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:31.720 are a team, we officially have beef with serial Killers podcast. 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.880 How is that possible? There's no beef in Cereal. I 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.640 will tell you how we have beef with the serial Killers. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.800 There's no crying in baseball at serial Killers PC. I've 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:45.280 got beef. Now listen. I don't remember ever them listening 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:48.839 to our podcast and tweeting about it. Ever. Yeah, whenever 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:52.800 I listened to their episodes, which is quite often, I tweet. 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.800 I tweet lines from it. I write their jingles. I'm 0:08:56.840 --> 0:09:00.240 good to them. Okay, okay, trying to try to see 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.520 where you're going with this. I we're on vacation this week. 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.120 I teted, Hey, listen to Brooklyn Boys, Pete and Us 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:10.960 and Celebrity Buzz listen to the new podcast, I promote them. Yeah, okay, 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:12.920 a couple of weeks ago. All right, I'm listening to 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:15.360 an episode for a few weeks ago, and they say, oh, 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:19.640 our audio is missing from the computer. Someone deleted the 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:23.920 audio from the computer. It must have been the Brooklyn Boys. Okay. 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:31.160 They accused us of sabotaging their podcast, sabotaging. Then on 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.720 one of the last one or two episodes, okay, I'm 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:43.440 listening to it in uh in the pool and Scotty Ye, 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:47.040 Scotty said something like I'm a nice guy. And Andrew says, well, 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.360 if you're a nice guy, how come you let Brodie 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:53.079 drink the spoiled milk that day and didn't tell him? 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:54.880 And Scotty says, I don't know. I was annoyed with 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:56.480 him that day, so I didn't tell him. I love 0:09:56.600 --> 0:10:02.240 drinking no key knowingly, yes, allows he watched you open 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:06.040 up a what a carton of milk and drink up yep, 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.000 And I put it in the cereal and I went, oh, 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:09.520 this is bad. He goes, oh, yeah, I forgot to 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.800 tell you. He didn't forget to tell me. He admitted 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:14.600 it on the podcast, So fuck you. Cyril kill us 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:21.640 go Cyril, kill yourself. Brody, we have beef. Were you? 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:25.360 What are you dragging me into this floor? We're a team. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:31.679 Clym boys. What is the Tyler's podcast? Brooklyn boys? Well, 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:34.520 back to by the way, I threw gut under the bus, 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.400 I said it was guided deleted the audio. I don't 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.000 know who deleted it. I don't think we anyone who 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:44.360 sabotages anybody around here. Well, anyway back to the overarching Uh, 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.520 back to the my beginning point at the beginning, let's 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:50.319 go back to the beginning. Yeah, um, that will bring 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.559 us back to do. A deer lots of deer out 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.240 there on Long Island in the North Fork. But yes, 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:58.600 truth is, do not dare post a picture and accidentally 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:00.839 say Hampton's when you were on the North Fork and 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.640 not the South Fork, because the Hampton's people will quickly 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.840 remind you where you are not, and that is where 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:12.120 they are. Well, my wife is from a town where 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:13.960 the name of the town is just the name of 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.480 the town, right, and it's it was. It was a 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:20.280 really nice town, was on the water. The people had 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:23.600 something coming back to myself, something awfully awfully Hello, Hello, 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:28.000 can you it? You heard phones? Well you could only 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:30.800 you could answer that question. It's not my headphones. I'm 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:35.240 not doing it all right. Okay, However, there was the 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:41.679 town directly north of her town was north Town, right, 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.000 I'm gonna sit the name of her town and not 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.600 part of town was not on the water, so it 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:51.440 wasn't as affluent, and therefore, you know, it was more 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:55.600 common man people, more blue collar. Right. So if you 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.559 tell people you're from we'll just say town. They go 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.840 town or north town, and if you say north if 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.600 you go say town, they go, oh, at least you're 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:09.000 not from north Town. And if Northtown they go, oh, sorry, 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.240 I thought you were from town. I'm sorry. What about 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:14.520 what happens with East Town? Well, there is no East 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:16.760 Town in this particular situation. Okay, well, but he's no 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.080 but East Town. Even though it's not called East Town, 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:23.720 it's also on the water. So it's good, it's good. Well, 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:27.000 a lot of people will do that to people in general. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:29.120 Like that happens a lot when there you have a 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.439 town and then in east Town, of north Town, of 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:35.000 South Town, in west Town, if you say, oh, I'm 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:39.000 from West Town, they're like, thank god, you're not from 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:44.520 East Town. Right, But what is that supposed to you're from. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:49.559 Thank god you're in north Town because the south south town. 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:52.120 But don't cross those those railroad tracks. Boys, don't cross 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.920 the tracks. Yeah. So in this particular town, there was 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:58.120 a there was a major road that split town from 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:01.880 north Town. The Northtown was like you know, like like 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:03.360 you would say, oh, yeah, I grew up. When I 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:05.440 was born, we had a house in north Town. But 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.959 then you know, things got better. They got out of 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:12.480 north Town and went to town. Okay, Now, oh, you know, 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.520 I wanted to bring something up regarding this where I 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:17.640 went this weekend, and maybe you could help me and 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:21.640 see if I went wrong. Here's my gut, you went 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:26.160 wrong or somebody always be free dessert okay at this Okay, 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:30.480 So on Sunday, Saturday at rain So Sunday we had 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.600 a barbecue. But I wanted to donate a little bit 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.080 of a gift to the guy whose house that I 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:38.800 was staying at because he was he was hosting uh 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.760 five or six of us his six bedrooms and there 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:43.480 was so I was one of the guests that got 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:46.439 to stay over, which was nice. And on Sunday We're 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.520 gonna have a barbecue with about maybe fifteen people. Okay, 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:53.440 for my friend's birthday. Hold on that probably yet? Why 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.760 why am I wrong? Oh? I just like to say 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.000 that going okay? So I went into I personally, and 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:02.720 on Sunday morning, I went into town. I went to 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.880 was it cut you dog? Cut you cock? Cut your dog, 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.960 cut your cuck off, and cut your cuck off? No, 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:10.880 cut your cock off. I went to cut your cock off. 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:14.120 It was cut cut uk off. Whatever it is anyway, 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:15.840 So I went in to cut your cock off? And 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:17.960 I decided, and I heard that the host of the 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.720 house he loves tequila. So I said, you know what, 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:24.040 I'm staying here for a few nights. I'm getting everything 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:28.240 for free, you know, great steaks and awesome food and drink, 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:31.480 and you know, you know what, I'm gonna steak. I'm 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:34.600 gonna steak. It should have been with me. You could 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:37.480 have gotten your free steak dinner. So I'm gonna buy 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:39.720 a really nice bottle of tequila because he's a fan 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.960 of tequila. And I'm going and later on we're gonna 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:45.200 do We're gonna do either shots or we're gonna sip it, 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.840 and we're gonna but it's only gonna be like three 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:51.720 or four of us, and maybe I shouldn't have been 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:55.640 making the decision for him that because I'm gonna gift 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:59.600 him this bottle. Right, So I go, I go out 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:02.480 to the out and I buy this bottle of tequila, 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.520 which was again much more expensive than your typical jose 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:09.840 quire or patron. And he and I showed it to 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:13.320 him because Salza none, and I showed it to him 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.520 and I said, look, I'm like, I bought you this. 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:18.000 He goes, oh my god, thank you so much. He was, 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:19.800 that's so cool of you, that dude, you don't have 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:23.880 to do that. I'm like, ah, I said, listen, later on, whenever, 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:26.640 you know, when everyone's drinking, I said, just two or 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.440 three of us will just you know, we'll pour a 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:30.400 couple of shots of it, or we'll drink it, we'll 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:34.400 sip it, whatever, and then that'll be that'll be great. Okay. 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.720 Is that cool with you? He goes, yeah, yeah, no problem, 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:39.040 put it, put it separately, put it in the freezer 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:41.160 where he you know, put it behind the ice, whatever 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:45.760 the case. So fast forward to later on, when there 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.600 might have been about twelve to fifteen people at this barbecue. 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:51.000 Now we did have a we did have a woman 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:54.960 serving us. She she was hired to make drinks and uh, 0:15:55.000 --> 0:16:00.160 like this, this is not a South Fork party. I 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:04.280 don't want you to listen. She was helping with the barbecue. 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:06.400 She was helping my buddy Brod. We we had a 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:10.040 help her. But she was ugly. So it's fine, no, no, no, no, no, no, 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.160 you know she was listen, she was hired to clean up. 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:15.920 She was hired to do all the heavy lifting. That listen, 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.320 My buddy Mike was doing all the barbecuing. Okay, so yeah, 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:21.480 so so so the point is, but but she was helping, 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.280 like pulled off off the grail, put the hot dog 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.560 into the buns, you know, but she was making drinks. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:27.720 You can't put the hot dog into the bun by itself. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:31.480 How do you do that? It's this muscle. We had 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:35.680 muscles too, Yeah, we did have muscles. She didn't high 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:38.760 help agency. Yes, we need someone to come to our 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:42.080 house on the north Shore to put the hot dogs 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:45.000 in the buns because we can't do it ourselves. Can 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:48.720 you can you please do that for you're not listening 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:52.800 to me, you dick. Okay, so later on we only 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:57.200 had somebody wipe our faces with Napkins comes and and 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:00.240 I tell the woman and I said, look, I said, 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.040 there's I said, people be in the eye ladies. People 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:06.560 want to do tequila shots. I said, let them do 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:10.240 that stuff. I said, but listen for the three of us, 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:14.080 I said, me, him, the birthday boy, and the host 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:17.280 of the house. Can you please get the special tequila 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:19.600 which I gave to the guy as a gift, and 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:22.720 will you get us that? Okay? Great? Because because everyone 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:24.560 was like, let's do shots, and I'm like, I'm not 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:27.560 doing shots of tequila unless it's the good ship, because 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:30.359 I'm like god, so I so she goes how the difference? 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:32.399 So all of a sudden, ten minutes later, yes, you 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:37.480 can tequilla you ten minutes later, ten minutes later she 0:17:37.600 --> 0:17:40.520 comes out. And maybe it's because she doesn't I don't 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:43.800 know if she didn't understand what I'm saying, because maybe 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:47.680 you know, she she spoke good English, decent enough. But 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:49.919 she comes out because everyone was like, oh, I'll have 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:51.520 a shot, all the shot, all of the shot. She 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:57.800 comes out with a tray of fifteen glasses of tequila 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:03.960 and and wait, here's the best part. Row we'll see 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:06.560 this coming. I said, wait a second I said, which 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:09.560 is I said, which is the special one? She goes, oh, Dad, 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:13.680 all special? I said, No, I said, I said, what's 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:15.359 the next thing you're doing? I don't even know. You 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.760 don't even want to know. I don't knowth Carolina, whoever 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:20.520 it was she said to me, She goes, oh, she 0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:24.399 passed out all the fucking cups of the little mini shot. 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:28.520 And then, to add insult to injury, the owner of 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:32.679 the house wasn't nowhere to be found for this shot. 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:41.720 This is not a screaming n this is are you 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:45.080 kidding me? You don't even so we're screaming for screaming 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:48.000 for the owner of the house. Hey, where are you, buddy? Hey, 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:51.440 we're we opened up that special bottle that I personally 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:55.000 thought you nowhere to be found. And people are like, 0:18:55.040 --> 0:18:59.439 all right, what's a chairs chairs, Happy birthday everybody? It 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:05.320 all over the sudden, everybody does the shot. And it 0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:10.040 was the shot of the good tequila. And by the way, 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:12.760 I said, did you leave some for the owner of 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:15.919 the house, And she goes, oh, no, we used the 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:22.800 entire bottle. The entire fucking bottle. My present to this 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:26.920 guy was there again, I told her. I instructed her 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:30.520 when everywhere. When it was time for shots, I said, 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:33.479 just make sure that the three of us, and I 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:36.119 pointed out, the three of us get the good stuff, 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:38.359 and then you screw the fucking thing back on and 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:41.760 put the put that back away, because that's his. And 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:45.760 it turns out we ended up doing the Whoever was 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:48.960 there did the did the shot. We all did a shot, 0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:52.520 and it was all that money poof up and smoke 0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:55.160 brody and I felt so bad. And then the owner 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:57.160 of the house was nowhere to be found. At the time, 0:19:57.520 --> 0:19:59.520 I don't know where the funk he was. And then 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:02.639 I'm like, oh, maybe he'll forget about it. No, sure enough, 0:20:02.640 --> 0:20:04.240 an hour later he goes, Hey, man, he goes, and 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:06.320 we can ever do that shot of the tequila that 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:12.040 you brought? I said, dude, I said, listen, it's it's 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:16.000 her fault. She she served it. I just said, just 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:17.879 get a couple of shots and make sure the owner 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:21.200 is involved. I was so upset. I was so I 0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:25.399 couldn't believe. I was mortified because because all that money 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:29.600 went up and smoke in one like felt swoop, you know, 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:31.880 And I'm sure the word got out, did you say 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:36.600 felt fell swoop? One fell swoop and I'm sure work 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:40.080 got around the whole the party. That dude, that's the 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:42.720 that's the good tequill us. So you know they were like, 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:44.880 oh yeah, fill me up. Oh yeah, I want in now. 0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:47.160 People who never drank tequila in their life, we're gonna 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:49.359 try it because it was the good stuff. And you 0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:50.880 know what I mean by the good stuff. And yeah, 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:57.560 it looks like the fucking chess piece. Oh yeah. At 0:20:57.600 --> 0:21:01.000 any point during the night, did this woman we'll call 0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:11.280 her lose about well, did any point did she put 0:21:11.320 --> 0:21:14.680 a hot dog and a hamburger button, because then then 0:21:14.760 --> 0:21:20.440 we're talking about travesty. I was so mortified, But you 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:23.320 have to understand something I came out. I tried to 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:27.800 do a good thing by getting up early this. If 0:21:27.800 --> 0:21:30.200 this was the South Shore, you would have brought two bottles. 0:21:30.680 --> 0:21:35.639 And you want to backup plan I belt. I was 0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:38.639 so upset because A this was supposed to be a 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:40.640 gift to him. Maybe I didn't even want to crack 0:21:40.680 --> 0:21:43.879 it open. B See, that's what I probably should have done. 0:21:43.920 --> 0:21:46.480 I should have probably gave it to him and let 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:48.959 him do what he wanted with it. But instead he said, hey, man, 0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:50.800 just go put it on ice and maybe maybe later 0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:53.120 we'll crack it open. And then and then I remember 0:21:53.200 --> 0:21:56.440 that it was yeah, but but and then he was nowhere, 0:21:56.560 --> 0:21:59.200 nowhere to be found when we uh did the shot, 0:21:59.240 --> 0:22:01.000 and like literally it might have been it might have 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:06.240 been about eighteen people total there, whatever it was, it 0:22:06.320 --> 0:22:09.199 was an entire the entire bottle went in one in 0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:13.320 one shot, no pun intended. Brody. I was miserable. I'm miserable. 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:15.920 I'm still miserable over it because it was a lot 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:17.520 of money and it was meant for him and he 0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:23.680 didn't even get to taste it anyway. Hashtag hashtag North 0:22:23.720 --> 0:22:30.400 Fork problems. Yeah why you uh, you ask yourself, how 0:22:30.400 --> 0:22:32.879 do you? But is it my fault? Is it? Like? What? 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:35.480