Speaker 1: Start Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, Brooklyn buys
Speaker 1: dat Up. They make it noise, dat Up Dot Up.
Speaker 1: Episode one forty one. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast Yellow.
Speaker 1: Some would say that we jipped everybody out of an
Speaker 1: episode last week. Well this is that one. This is
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, this is not free deserved time. There's
Speaker 1: nobody should be up in arms here thinking that we
Speaker 1: screwed you over or we were. Well way, Now, you
Speaker 1: definitely gave a partial screwed you did because you were
Speaker 1: justified on Thursday, but not justified on Friday. Friday. I
Speaker 1: had to get the hell out of here. I was
Speaker 1: taking a long weekend to the Hampton's actually not the Hamptons,
Speaker 1: excuse me, the North Fork of Long Island, as I've
Speaker 1: been corrected several times. Oh my god, I don't know
Speaker 1: the difference. Yeah, the Hampton's is the South Fork, isn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought it was inclusive of the North Fork and
Speaker 1: the South Fork. But apparently the Hampton's people wouldn't be
Speaker 1: caught dead on the North Well, that's exactly it. There
Speaker 1: were a couple of Bougee elites that you are not
Speaker 1: on the on the Hamptons, you are in the north
Speaker 1: fork of Long Island Country. So for those of you
Speaker 1: not from the New York area, Long Island is actually
Speaker 1: part of the same piece of earth as Brooklyn and Queens.
Speaker 1: It's actually Long Island's actually a peninsula if you consider
Speaker 1: it part. But it's Brooklyn Queens and Long Island are
Speaker 1: actually the whole island. Brooklyn Queens would be the ball sack,
Speaker 1: and then Long islandould be the shaft well, and then
Speaker 1: the Montauk would be the dick hole. No, it's a
Speaker 1: long fork right, with two prongs like a spear, like
Speaker 1: a like the kind of thing you'd stick and like
Speaker 1: to cook meat like. It's two prong right, So the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Queens are like the handle. Reklands at the bottom
Speaker 1: of the handle, then Queen's then Long Island. Long Island
Speaker 1: is so long, that's why they called Long Island. It's
Speaker 1: like a four hour drive from one end to the other.
Speaker 1: It could be in traffic. Yes, it's a it's a
Speaker 1: long it's a long ride. I have to be honest,
Speaker 1: I don't think as an adult I've ever been to
Speaker 1: the Hamptons. Really, there's a lot to see out there, Brodie,
Speaker 1: there's now but the thing is the The path that's
Speaker 1: well traveled is the South Fork, meaning the Hampton's and
Speaker 1: those are all your Hampton's towns that you may or
Speaker 1: may Anything that's bougie is on the South Fork. It's
Speaker 1: all that. It's all that celebrities by the big mansion,
Speaker 1: East Hampton. We're back in the day. Did he did
Speaker 1: his white parties there in the East Hampton? I got
Speaker 1: invited to a party in the Hamptons once party in
Speaker 1: the Hampton's nice I did not start on my iPod
Speaker 1: or my phone or any other device. So, uh, my
Speaker 1: cousin was friends with a girl whose father at the time,
Speaker 1: I don't know the details a fuzzy either he created
Speaker 1: Snapple or he was the owner of Snapple. No, not
Speaker 1: the fat lady from the Plump lady who was the spokesperson. No,
Speaker 1: so her father. I think her father owned Snapple. Right,
Speaker 1: So we went, I went. I was hanging out with
Speaker 1: my cousin. She's like, Oh, We're gonna go hang out
Speaker 1: at the Plaza Hotel at some exclusive bar or whatever
Speaker 1: club whatever they have there. And so the friend, from
Speaker 1: what my cousin was telling me at the time, this
Speaker 1: is twenty years ago, she her allowance. This girl's allowance
Speaker 1: is the daughter of the Snapple guy, was ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a week. Oh God, I knew you're gonna say that.
Speaker 1: Hold on. So she showed us pictures of her house
Speaker 1: in the Hampton's that we all had to come because
Speaker 1: she liked me. We hung out a couple of times
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, you're you're really a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: You should co hang out at the clearly should know me.
Speaker 1: And so the house was I want to say, maybe
Speaker 1: two or three floors high, but like glass windows from
Speaker 1: the from the sand to the roof all around like unbelievable,
Speaker 1: with like a with a pier or or like a
Speaker 1: walk away all the way out to the water like
Speaker 1: across this. It was just unbelievable. Anyway, So we go
Speaker 1: to this plaza hotel place I think it was the
Speaker 1: Plaza right, and they're buying bottles. So she was with
Speaker 1: like four people and then it was my cousin and
Speaker 1: me and two more friends of my cousins. How much
Speaker 1: did they spend on bottles? Well, I don't I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It was a long time ago, but they were there
Speaker 1: was only a couple of bottles, maybe of of whatever,
Speaker 1: and then a lot of drinks. Did they help me?
Speaker 1: I don't mixer, didn't have died grape for you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They die grape. Yeah. So what do you think should
Speaker 1: happen when the check comes? Right? What? What? What do
Speaker 1: you what would you think would happen? Now? You and
Speaker 1: I have been out with rich people before, Like wealthy people.
Speaker 1: The wealthy person who called the party pays for the
Speaker 1: whole damn thing. Right now, if your allowance is ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a week, now, look, you might be saying, David,
Speaker 1: you may be getting your facts wrong. Let's say her
Speaker 1: allowance was ten thousand dollars a month. Okay, okay, as
Speaker 1: if that was still okay, okay, let's just say for
Speaker 1: the sake of argument that I'm wrong, even though not
Speaker 1: and it was only it was ten thousand dollars a
Speaker 1: month allowance. Okay, when the check arrives, you gotta be
Speaker 1: rock star. You gotta pick that up. The entire thing.
Speaker 1: She says, Okay, there's there's eight of us or whatever
Speaker 1: it was. I'll divide it. Who's good at math? Are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good at math? You get ten thousand dollars allowance? Shit?
Speaker 1: So how much did they stick you with? Oh, I
Speaker 1: think it was close to think something like that. Maybe
Speaker 1: you know something like that that doesn't that doesn't end
Speaker 1: up to like with the bill would have been now no,
Speaker 1: because I didn't. I had some sodas and uh, I
Speaker 1: may have had like one coronas some expensive water. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I think she said, well, my friends had the bottles.
Speaker 1: I think maybe she took the bottles out but then
Speaker 1: split the rest of it. And again they still a
Speaker 1: lot of even if he took the bottles out right,
Speaker 1: it was a lot of drinking. And so I just thought,
Speaker 1: if you make ten thousand dollars like you don't make,
Speaker 1: it's your allowance. In other words, your daddy gives it
Speaker 1: to you, you pick up the check. I think I
Speaker 1: would say, so, but that's what that's pretty much. That's
Speaker 1: that is a staple of the Hamptons. The rich person
Speaker 1: uh picks up everything and they just vite you out
Speaker 1: to lounge and go to the well the thing to
Speaker 1: the right. So all the if you're if you East
Speaker 1: coast New York area celebrities will always hang out in
Speaker 1: the Hampton's on summer weekends or sometimes the entire summer.
Speaker 1: So you never wanted to be reminded that we are
Speaker 1: not celebrities. That really, now's the time to make that differentiation.
Speaker 1: So that's for the difference between the South Fork and
Speaker 1: the New Earth Fork where I was. The North fork
Speaker 1: of that pronged thing is where that's wine country. That's
Speaker 1: a lot more relaxed. Listen. Still some great houses, some
Speaker 1: beautiful like listen, pick your own. Oh my god, so
Speaker 1: many watermelon stands and watermelon sugar. They had yellow watermelon
Speaker 1: out there. Who knew that existed? And then h your
Speaker 1: own corn? Is it made from yellow water? It was yellow,
Speaker 1: the inside was yellow. Didn't your mother ever tell you
Speaker 1: not to eat yellow watermelon? Not? Dude? It was so good.
Speaker 1: I never had to listen. I hate watermelon. I watermelon.
Speaker 1: I got it. I got it, I got it. I
Speaker 1: see what you did. So yeah, no, but I tasted
Speaker 1: yellow watermelon for the first time. It was so different.
Speaker 1: Even the texture was different. If you're I'm not a
Speaker 1: fan of watermelon, the pink stuff. I like the yellows,
Speaker 1: like the pink, you know, like the pink stuff, yellow
Speaker 1: like the yellows. Disgusting, I know, a guy. But so
Speaker 1: the North Fork is full of pick your owns and
Speaker 1: berry stands and strawberries and family arms. So that's where
Speaker 1: I stood, and I gotta say I stood. That's where
Speaker 1: I stayed. I still stayed. Hello there, what's the title
Speaker 1: of this podcast? Again? Stood? I stood there? All right? Stood?
Speaker 1: I stood there. You don't get a path free pass
Speaker 1: on this podcast? Yes, we do? What podcast? Under the
Speaker 1: moniker of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, they say serial killers?
Speaker 1: And by the way, we because we you and I
Speaker 1: are a team, we officially have beef with serial Killers podcast.
Speaker 1: How is that possible? There's no beef in Cereal. I
Speaker 1: will tell you how we have beef with the serial Killers.
Speaker 1: There's no crying in baseball at serial Killers PC. I've
Speaker 1: got beef. Now listen. I don't remember ever them listening
Speaker 1: to our podcast and tweeting about it. Ever. Yeah, whenever
Speaker 1: I listened to their episodes, which is quite often, I tweet.
Speaker 1: I tweet lines from it. I write their jingles. I'm
Speaker 1: good to them. Okay, okay, trying to try to see
Speaker 1: where you're going with this. I we're on vacation this week.
Speaker 1: I teted, Hey, listen to Brooklyn Boys, Pete and Us
Speaker 1: and Celebrity Buzz listen to the new podcast, I promote them. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. All right, I'm listening to
Speaker 1: an episode for a few weeks ago, and they say, oh,
Speaker 1: our audio is missing from the computer. Someone deleted the
Speaker 1: audio from the computer. It must have been the Brooklyn Boys. Okay.
Speaker 1: They accused us of sabotaging their podcast, sabotaging. Then on
Speaker 1: one of the last one or two episodes, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: listening to it in uh in the pool and Scotty Ye,
Speaker 1: Scotty said something like I'm a nice guy. And Andrew says, well,
Speaker 1: if you're a nice guy, how come you let Brodie
Speaker 1: drink the spoiled milk that day and didn't tell him?
Speaker 1: And Scotty says, I don't know. I was annoyed with
Speaker 1: him that day, so I didn't tell him. I love
Speaker 1: drinking no key knowingly, yes, allows he watched you open
Speaker 1: up a what a carton of milk and drink up yep,
Speaker 1: And I put it in the cereal and I went, oh,
Speaker 1: this is bad. He goes, oh, yeah, I forgot to
Speaker 1: tell you. He didn't forget to tell me. He admitted
Speaker 1: it on the podcast, So fuck you. Cyril kill us
Speaker 1: go Cyril, kill yourself. Brody, we have beef. Were you?
Speaker 1: What are you dragging me into this floor? We're a team.
Speaker 1: Clym boys. What is the Tyler's podcast? Brooklyn boys? Well,
Speaker 1: back to by the way, I threw gut under the bus,
Speaker 1: I said it was guided deleted the audio. I don't
Speaker 1: know who deleted it. I don't think we anyone who
Speaker 1: sabotages anybody around here. Well, anyway back to the overarching Uh,
Speaker 1: back to the my beginning point at the beginning, let's
Speaker 1: go back to the beginning. Yeah, um, that will bring
Speaker 1: us back to do. A deer lots of deer out
Speaker 1: there on Long Island in the North Fork. But yes,
Speaker 1: truth is, do not dare post a picture and accidentally
Speaker 1: say Hampton's when you were on the North Fork and
Speaker 1: not the South Fork, because the Hampton's people will quickly
Speaker 1: remind you where you are not, and that is where
Speaker 1: they are. Well, my wife is from a town where
Speaker 1: the name of the town is just the name of
Speaker 1: the town, right, and it's it was. It was a
Speaker 1: really nice town, was on the water. The people had
Speaker 1: something coming back to myself, something awfully awfully Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: can you it? You heard phones? Well you could only
Speaker 1: you could answer that question. It's not my headphones. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it all right. Okay, However, there was the
Speaker 1: town directly north of her town was north Town, right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit the name of her town and not
Speaker 1: part of town was not on the water, so it
Speaker 1: wasn't as affluent, and therefore, you know, it was more
Speaker 1: common man people, more blue collar. Right. So if you
Speaker 1: tell people you're from we'll just say town. They go
Speaker 1: town or north town, and if you say north if
Speaker 1: you go say town, they go, oh, at least you're
Speaker 1: not from north Town. And if Northtown they go, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: I thought you were from town. I'm sorry. What about
Speaker 1: what happens with East Town? Well, there is no East
Speaker 1: Town in this particular situation. Okay, well, but he's no
Speaker 1: but East Town. Even though it's not called East Town,
Speaker 1: it's also on the water. So it's good, it's good. Well,
Speaker 1: a lot of people will do that to people in general.
Speaker 1: Like that happens a lot when there you have a
Speaker 1: town and then in east Town, of north Town, of
Speaker 1: South Town, in west Town, if you say, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: from West Town, they're like, thank god, you're not from
Speaker 1: East Town. Right, But what is that supposed to you're from.
Speaker 1: Thank god you're in north Town because the south south town.
Speaker 1: But don't cross those those railroad tracks. Boys, don't cross
Speaker 1: the tracks. Yeah. So in this particular town, there was
Speaker 1: a there was a major road that split town from
Speaker 1: north Town. The Northtown was like you know, like like
Speaker 1: you would say, oh, yeah, I grew up. When I
Speaker 1: was born, we had a house in north Town. But
Speaker 1: then you know, things got better. They got out of
Speaker 1: north Town and went to town. Okay, Now, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring something up regarding this where I
Speaker 1: went this weekend, and maybe you could help me and
Speaker 1: see if I went wrong. Here's my gut, you went
Speaker 1: wrong or somebody always be free dessert okay at this Okay,
Speaker 1: So on Sunday, Saturday at rain So Sunday we had
Speaker 1: a barbecue. But I wanted to donate a little bit
Speaker 1: of a gift to the guy whose house that I
Speaker 1: was staying at because he was he was hosting uh
Speaker 1: five or six of us his six bedrooms and there
Speaker 1: was so I was one of the guests that got
Speaker 1: to stay over, which was nice. And on Sunday We're
Speaker 1: gonna have a barbecue with about maybe fifteen people. Okay,
Speaker 1: for my friend's birthday. Hold on that probably yet? Why
Speaker 1: why am I wrong? Oh? I just like to say
Speaker 1: that going okay? So I went into I personally, and
Speaker 1: on Sunday morning, I went into town. I went to
Speaker 1: was it cut you dog? Cut you cock? Cut your dog,
Speaker 1: cut your cuck off, and cut your cuck off? No,
Speaker 1: cut your cock off. I went to cut your cock off.
Speaker 1: It was cut cut uk off. Whatever it is anyway,
Speaker 1: So I went in to cut your cock off? And
Speaker 1: I decided, and I heard that the host of the
Speaker 1: house he loves tequila. So I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm staying here for a few nights. I'm getting everything
Speaker 1: for free, you know, great steaks and awesome food and drink,
Speaker 1: and you know, you know what, I'm gonna steak. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna steak. It should have been with me. You could
Speaker 1: have gotten your free steak dinner. So I'm gonna buy
Speaker 1: a really nice bottle of tequila because he's a fan
Speaker 1: of tequila. And I'm going and later on we're gonna
Speaker 1: do We're gonna do either shots or we're gonna sip it,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna but it's only gonna be like three
Speaker 1: or four of us, and maybe I shouldn't have been
Speaker 1: making the decision for him that because I'm gonna gift
Speaker 1: him this bottle. Right, So I go, I go out
Speaker 1: to the out and I buy this bottle of tequila,
Speaker 1: which was again much more expensive than your typical jose
Speaker 1: quire or patron. And he and I showed it to
Speaker 1: him because Salza none, and I showed it to him
Speaker 1: and I said, look, I'm like, I bought you this.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh my god, thank you so much. He was,
Speaker 1: that's so cool of you, that dude, you don't have
Speaker 1: to do that. I'm like, ah, I said, listen, later on, whenever,
Speaker 1: you know, when everyone's drinking, I said, just two or
Speaker 1: three of us will just you know, we'll pour a
Speaker 1: couple of shots of it, or we'll drink it, we'll
Speaker 1: sip it, whatever, and then that'll be that'll be great. Okay.
Speaker 1: Is that cool with you? He goes, yeah, yeah, no problem,
Speaker 1: put it, put it separately, put it in the freezer
Speaker 1: where he you know, put it behind the ice, whatever
Speaker 1: the case. So fast forward to later on, when there
Speaker 1: might have been about twelve to fifteen people at this barbecue.
Speaker 1: Now we did have a we did have a woman
Speaker 1: serving us. She she was hired to make drinks and uh,
Speaker 1: like this, this is not a South Fork party. I
Speaker 1: don't want you to listen. She was helping with the barbecue.
Speaker 1: She was helping my buddy Brod. We we had a
Speaker 1: help her. But she was ugly. So it's fine, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know she was listen, she was hired to clean up.
Speaker 1: She was hired to do all the heavy lifting. That listen,
Speaker 1: My buddy Mike was doing all the barbecuing. Okay, so yeah,
Speaker 1: so so so the point is, but but she was helping,
Speaker 1: like pulled off off the grail, put the hot dog
Speaker 1: into the buns, you know, but she was making drinks.
Speaker 1: You can't put the hot dog into the bun by itself.
Speaker 1: How do you do that? It's this muscle. We had
Speaker 1: muscles too, Yeah, we did have muscles. She didn't high
Speaker 1: help agency. Yes, we need someone to come to our
Speaker 1: house on the north Shore to put the hot dogs
Speaker 1: in the buns because we can't do it ourselves. Can
Speaker 1: you can you please do that for you're not listening
Speaker 1: to me, you dick. Okay, so later on we only
Speaker 1: had somebody wipe our faces with Napkins comes and and
Speaker 1: I tell the woman and I said, look, I said,
Speaker 1: there's I said, people be in the eye ladies. People
Speaker 1: want to do tequila shots. I said, let them do
Speaker 1: that stuff. I said, but listen for the three of us,
Speaker 1: I said, me, him, the birthday boy, and the host
Speaker 1: of the house. Can you please get the special tequila
Speaker 1: which I gave to the guy as a gift, and
Speaker 1: will you get us that? Okay? Great? Because because everyone
Speaker 1: was like, let's do shots, and I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: doing shots of tequila unless it's the good ship, because
Speaker 1: I'm like god, so I so she goes how the difference?
Speaker 1: So all of a sudden, ten minutes later, yes, you
Speaker 1: can tequilla you ten minutes later, ten minutes later she
Speaker 1: comes out. And maybe it's because she doesn't I don't
Speaker 1: know if she didn't understand what I'm saying, because maybe
Speaker 1: you know, she she spoke good English, decent enough. But
Speaker 1: she comes out because everyone was like, oh, I'll have
Speaker 1: a shot, all the shot, all of the shot. She
Speaker 1: comes out with a tray of fifteen glasses of tequila
Speaker 1: and and wait, here's the best part. Row we'll see
Speaker 1: this coming. I said, wait a second I said, which
Speaker 1: is I said, which is the special one? She goes, oh, Dad,
Speaker 1: all special? I said, No, I said, I said, what's
Speaker 1: the next thing you're doing? I don't even know. You
Speaker 1: don't even want to know. I don't knowth Carolina, whoever
Speaker 1: it was she said to me, She goes, oh, she
Speaker 1: passed out all the fucking cups of the little mini shot.
Speaker 1: And then, to add insult to injury, the owner of
Speaker 1: the house wasn't nowhere to be found for this shot.
Speaker 1: This is not a screaming n this is are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? You don't even so we're screaming for screaming
Speaker 1: for the owner of the house. Hey, where are you, buddy? Hey,
Speaker 1: we're we opened up that special bottle that I personally
Speaker 1: thought you nowhere to be found. And people are like,
Speaker 1: all right, what's a chairs chairs, Happy birthday everybody? It
Speaker 1: all over the sudden, everybody does the shot. And it
Speaker 1: was the shot of the good tequila. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I said, did you leave some for the owner of
Speaker 1: the house, And she goes, oh, no, we used the
Speaker 1: entire bottle. The entire fucking bottle. My present to this
Speaker 1: guy was there again, I told her. I instructed her
Speaker 1: when everywhere. When it was time for shots, I said,
Speaker 1: just make sure that the three of us, and I
Speaker 1: pointed out, the three of us get the good stuff,
Speaker 1: and then you screw the fucking thing back on and
Speaker 1: put the put that back away, because that's his. And
Speaker 1: it turns out we ended up doing the Whoever was
Speaker 1: there did the did the shot. We all did a shot,
Speaker 1: and it was all that money poof up and smoke
Speaker 1: brody and I felt so bad. And then the owner
Speaker 1: of the house was nowhere to be found. At the time,
Speaker 1: I don't know where the funk he was. And then
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, maybe he'll forget about it. No, sure enough,
Speaker 1: an hour later he goes, Hey, man, he goes, and
Speaker 1: we can ever do that shot of the tequila that
Speaker 1: you brought? I said, dude, I said, listen, it's it's
Speaker 1: her fault. She she served it. I just said, just
Speaker 1: get a couple of shots and make sure the owner
Speaker 1: is involved. I was so upset. I was so I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe. I was mortified because because all that money
Speaker 1: went up and smoke in one like felt swoop, you know,
Speaker 1: And I'm sure the word got out, did you say
Speaker 1: felt fell swoop? One fell swoop and I'm sure work
Speaker 1: got around the whole the party. That dude, that's the
Speaker 1: that's the good tequill us. So you know they were like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, fill me up. Oh yeah, I want in now.
Speaker 1: People who never drank tequila in their life, we're gonna
Speaker 1: try it because it was the good stuff. And you
Speaker 1: know what I mean by the good stuff. And yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like the fucking chess piece. Oh yeah. At
Speaker 1: any point during the night, did this woman we'll call
Speaker 1: her lose about well, did any point did she put
Speaker 1: a hot dog and a hamburger button, because then then
Speaker 1: we're talking about travesty. I was so mortified, But you
Speaker 1: have to understand something I came out. I tried to
Speaker 1: do a good thing by getting up early this. If
Speaker 1: this was the South Shore, you would have brought two bottles.
Speaker 1: And you want to backup plan I belt. I was
Speaker 1: so upset because A this was supposed to be a
Speaker 1: gift to him. Maybe I didn't even want to crack
Speaker 1: it open. B See, that's what I probably should have done.
Speaker 1: I should have probably gave it to him and let
Speaker 1: him do what he wanted with it. But instead he said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: just go put it on ice and maybe maybe later
Speaker 1: we'll crack it open. And then and then I remember
Speaker 1: that it was yeah, but but and then he was nowhere,
Speaker 1: nowhere to be found when we uh did the shot,
Speaker 1: and like literally it might have been it might have
Speaker 1: been about eighteen people total there, whatever it was, it
Speaker 1: was an entire the entire bottle went in one in
Speaker 1: one shot, no pun intended. Brody. I was miserable. I'm miserable.
Speaker 1: I'm still miserable over it because it was a lot
Speaker 1: of money and it was meant for him and he
Speaker 1: didn't even get to taste it anyway. Hashtag hashtag North
Speaker 1: Fork problems. Yeah why you uh, you ask yourself, how
Speaker 1: do you? But is it my fault? Is it? Like? What?
Speaker 1: How can we have done that differently? I clearly laid
Speaker 1: out instructions to her to only pour or is it like,
Speaker 1: look suck it up, butter Cup, drink the ship tequila
Speaker 1: and then later on when there's just the three of you,
Speaker 1: then then have the Because but I didn't want I
Speaker 1: didn't want a gag on that bullshit. There was some
Speaker 1: stuff that there was some I do not. I do not.
Speaker 1: I wanted I wanted it to go down easy. I
Speaker 1: wanted to be. I wanted to be smooth. You laugh,
Speaker 1: You laugh because you're so not a tequila drinker. That's
Speaker 1: why I bought this specific bottle, because no booze up
Speaker 1: the place, because this specific to this specific tequila. It
Speaker 1: was one of those you treat yourself you ever treat yourself, Brodie,
Speaker 1: where you spend some exorbitant amount of money just because
Speaker 1: you know that that is something that is a higher quality.
Speaker 1: That is what this tequila I once got Diecoq with
Speaker 1: gold flakes in it. You are you can't reason with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm trying to make a case for this,
Speaker 1: but I guess not. Whatever. Let me tell you. I
Speaker 1: I was in a similar situation where I went to
Speaker 1: somebody's house and I brought a really really good bottle
Speaker 1: of wine. Right, my wife and I would go into
Speaker 1: somebody's house. It was a really good bottle of wine
Speaker 1: that my wife happened to like, and so we thought,
Speaker 1: all right, well, if nothing else will open the wine,
Speaker 1: you'll have wine to drink. But it's a really nice
Speaker 1: bottle of wine. They put the wine away and served shit,
Speaker 1: Oh that's terrible too. Yeah, So where's the etiquette if
Speaker 1: you are you bringing? Okay, if you bring a bottle
Speaker 1: of wine and it's wrapped up in a bow or
Speaker 1: bottle of champagne, are you x is that a gift
Speaker 1: for the future of their house for another night of
Speaker 1: entertainment or do you expect them to open it right away?
Speaker 1: I think this is a great topic. We should bring
Speaker 1: us on the Big Show too when we come back.
Speaker 1: I really do think that there's because the lines are
Speaker 1: really blurred. I don't know what the answer to that
Speaker 1: question is. Is it a gift or is it something
Speaker 1: that's like, you know what it's meant for now? It's
Speaker 1: like a b y oh situation. I think it's supposed
Speaker 1: to be for now now. Didn't you and I talked
Speaker 1: about this on the air or the morning show talked
Speaker 1: about it. If you bring food to a party and
Speaker 1: it doesn't get eaten, you can take it back right See,
Speaker 1: that's another level. No, I'm asking like, if you if
Speaker 1: you bring yeah, but if you bring like, uh, a
Speaker 1: cake or pastries and they don't eat the pastries, now
Speaker 1: you don't you never fucking take back pastries? Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Are you crazy? Okay? I'm just I thought
Speaker 1: I thought we talked about that. If we did, if
Speaker 1: we didn't, I'm talking about it now. When you when
Speaker 1: you bring dessert, that's free dessert for them, period, did
Speaker 1: you don't? You don't take back dessert? But what if
Speaker 1: they don't put it out? What if they leave it
Speaker 1: in the kitchen? That's wrong on their part, but they
Speaker 1: should have at least made the effort. Well that that
Speaker 1: so there in lies the real question. If you get
Speaker 1: bring them dessert or is this dessert for another occasion?
Speaker 1: I think dessert is different than wine. I think why
Speaker 1: should you bring us for that for that night? Isn't it?
Speaker 1: Or is wine a housewarming gift? I don't. Well that's
Speaker 1: what this tequila could have been considered. But he was
Speaker 1: so racious just to be like throw it in the freezer.
Speaker 1: Well he wasn't that gracious. He said it would just
Speaker 1: be for three of us. Actually, you suggested it. I
Speaker 1: suggested it because I didn't want I don't want to
Speaker 1: waste him on everybody. I gotta be honest. Let me
Speaker 1: go full circle here. I think what you did was
Speaker 1: a dick move. Why now that I think about it,
Speaker 1: and I think people are gonna agree with me because
Speaker 1: you bought him a bottle of tequila, which you should
Speaker 1: have given to him, no strings attached. But what you
Speaker 1: did was you said, you know, just you and I
Speaker 1: and maybe one of the person will drink it. So
Speaker 1: you bought him a gift that you were going to
Speaker 1: benefit from. You wanted to drink the good tequila rather
Speaker 1: than telling him he is a gift. You can do
Speaker 1: whatever you want with it. Maybe he wanted all of
Speaker 1: his company to enjoy to find tequila. You decided it
Speaker 1: was gonna be fits the two or three of you. Well,
Speaker 1: I suggested it. But but anyway, the woman who, the
Speaker 1: woman who, the woman who poured it, poured it for
Speaker 1: the entire fucking room ran out of all of it,
Speaker 1: and and and and the host, the owner of the
Speaker 1: host of the party didn't even get it because he
Speaker 1: wasn't there. Right, But when he came home was the upset.
Speaker 1: I was he happy? Everyone had a good time? He was?
Speaker 1: I guess he was all right. Thin guy can afford
Speaker 1: like three cases of the ship. It sounds to me
Speaker 1: like you got the You got the props for buying it, right,
Speaker 1: I got the credit, You got the cred so and
Speaker 1: I got to drink it. I didn't get to drink.
Speaker 1: I don't have to drink. It's a it's a win
Speaker 1: win for you, except maybe this woman never gets hired
Speaker 1: again thanks to you. Did you go back? Did you
Speaker 1: ride her out to the owner? I definitely threw her
Speaker 1: under the bus, said I'm sorry, I should lose over here,
Speaker 1: poured it all up. She just she just wouldn't. She
Speaker 1: had a heavy hand and she just kept going until
Speaker 1: she ran out of tequila. And you left out the
Speaker 1: part where you told her to get it just for
Speaker 1: the three of you. I did mention it. I did
Speaker 1: mention it to her. I said, because I didn't want
Speaker 1: to drink, because they wanted to do around the shots.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I ain't drinking garbage. I said, if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drink, if I'm gonna drink, I'm gonna drink tequila.
Speaker 1: That I fucking board now. Did this woman also? Was
Speaker 1: she in charge of dipping the pigs in a blanket
Speaker 1: into the ketchup and must it for you? I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to think you had to dip it yourself. You're terrible.
Speaker 1: She came you. You actually said we hired someone to
Speaker 1: put the hot dogs in the buns. She served the
Speaker 1: seafood stuffies. If you must know seafood stuffies. By the way,
Speaker 1: do you ever do that on a date? Let's see
Speaker 1: stuffy by the way, Brodie, it's a Rhode Island thing.
Speaker 1: It's a New Hampshire thing, it's a new it's a
Speaker 1: New England thing, and it's a North Fork Long Island thing.
Speaker 1: Apparently I was introduced to the world of seafood stuffies.
Speaker 1: Picture a clam, picture, giant clam. Did I just did
Speaker 1: a minute ago? Dude, I know you did, but picture
Speaker 1: you already said you don't like the pink ones. Picture
Speaker 1: a stuff stuff ye, picture picture picture. She chopped up,
Speaker 1: hold on picture, chopped up cooked shrimp, held on scallops,
Speaker 1: upster and clams, hold on a bread crumbs and olive oil,
Speaker 1: all baked back and scooped out and been big scooped
Speaker 1: back in and baked into the shell or a little
Speaker 1: aluminium aluminium pan that looks like a a clam shell
Speaker 1: and you put it in the oven for three fifty
Speaker 1: and it comes out. She came out with the seafood
Speaker 1: stuffies and I had three of them. They were so
Speaker 1: fucking good. If you've never had a Steve seafood stuffy
Speaker 1: google it now, and I gotta say, you've got to
Speaker 1: try it because apparently it's a regional thing. Because I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is this. This is more than just a bait.
Speaker 1: It looks like a bait clam, but it's bigger and
Speaker 1: it's got other seafood mixed in. And he goes, that
Speaker 1: is a seafood, Stuffy. He goes, you have not been
Speaker 1: in the North Fork. You did you have to take
Speaker 1: a spoon and shovel it into your mouth? Or did
Speaker 1: louse do that for you? They gave me one of
Speaker 1: those Nathan's French fry forks, the red like the fork,
Speaker 1: the little red, the little Devil for the little Devil
Speaker 1: red plastic fork that you get with the Nathan's Creek
Speaker 1: cut flat fries. It's one of those forks. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is so good. By the way, there's such a delay.
Speaker 1: Luise did not feed us scrapes. She did make a
Speaker 1: nice fruit latter. All right, listen, we have to take
Speaker 1: a break. And by the way, this this delay is
Speaker 1: driving me crazy. Delay. I don't hear a delay. I
Speaker 1: hear this. I hear me back in your headphones ten
Speaker 1: seconds later, and I don't know how you're even keeping up?
Speaker 1: How can it be ten seconds later? Even if my
Speaker 1: headphones were bleeding, it wouldn't be ten seconds later. It's
Speaker 1: really I'm exaggerating, but it's maybe had you spent three
Speaker 1: point nine million on a real sound system, yeah, you
Speaker 1: would have a delay for yourself and scary you know. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, you know how last week we would
Speaker 1: I want to see if I have a picture of it.
Speaker 1: Remember last week we were giving out the phone number
Speaker 1: and I said, that's right, Yes, I saw a website.
Speaker 1: I gotta say if I took a screenshot of it.
Speaker 1: I was trying to call a company maybe Friday, and
Speaker 1: they had the phone number at the bottom of their website.
Speaker 1: I said for customer service call eight whatever it was,
Speaker 1: and then under it and said that's that. It said
Speaker 1: that's and then the phone number again. Yeah, why would
Speaker 1: you put the phone number twice? You can read it
Speaker 1: twice the first time if it's if it's in print, yes,
Speaker 1: but if it's if it's if it's in print, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, website, Yeah, then that's stupid. It's
Speaker 1: just absolutely trying to say, you know, I get you,
Speaker 1: Alan you on that. No, no, I'm not arguing with you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you think I argue with you just for the
Speaker 1: sake of argument, But the truth of the matter is
Speaker 1: I do agree with you on a lot of things. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: you have some things you wanted to get into. I
Speaker 1: know I did as well. I want it, But but
Speaker 1: continue on. I talked enough about my seafood stuffies. I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about heaven. Can talk about heaven for
Speaker 1: a minute. Yeah, I must be missing an angel, that's right, well,
Speaker 1: something like that. So I was gonna bring this up
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. O, my god, what your
Speaker 1: microphone is bouncing around now? I hit my headphone into
Speaker 1: the microphone, I was the wire got caught on the table.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter anyway. You can edit that out and
Speaker 1: post as they say, no, no, everything. We we are
Speaker 1: here to see all the flaws, okay, you or hear
Speaker 1: them as it were. So when this bothered me, I
Speaker 1: was gonna bring up last week, and then it happened
Speaker 1: again this week tragically. So you know, when a singer
Speaker 1: dies and they go, oh, God must have needed another
Speaker 1: tenor right or um, a cheerleader passes away and they go,
Speaker 1: God must have needed another cheerleader. Right, they always say that, Yeah, right.
Speaker 1: It happened again this week when when Chadmick Boseman passed away.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you and I gonna talk about
Speaker 1: Chadwick Boseman later in the podcast about the conversation with Elvis.
Speaker 1: But but Chadwick Boseman died tragically. We had the pleasure
Speaker 1: meeting him, great talent two years ago when Black Panther
Speaker 1: came out, Right, he came up on the show before
Speaker 1: the movie came out. Yeah, that was a huge get
Speaker 1: for us. That was a huge get. And uh, it
Speaker 1: couldn't have been nicer, more humble, soft spoken guy. I'm
Speaker 1: just world of waste. But when he passed away, I
Speaker 1: saw on Twitter a lot of people saying, oh, God
Speaker 1: must have needed a superhero, right, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: that's a nice way of saying like, okay, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: But nobody says that when an accountant dies, right, Well,
Speaker 1: when when when Jimmy accountant dies, Nobody says, uh, God
Speaker 1: must have needed another accountant. God has another accountant. Now,
Speaker 1: nobody says that. Nobody says, oh you saw you saw
Speaker 1: Jimmy passed away. I guess God needed another sanitation worker.
Speaker 1: So what's the threshold. Where's the line? I don't know
Speaker 1: where the line is. What does God need more of
Speaker 1: and doesn't and what doesn't need more of? Right? And
Speaker 1: if a bass player dies, let's say, like a bass
Speaker 1: player in a rock band dies, right, you go, God
Speaker 1: need another bass player. At that point you should become
Speaker 1: a bass player because you're set now. God doesn't need
Speaker 1: another bass player. So be a bass player and you're
Speaker 1: not gonna die for a long time. And how many
Speaker 1: bass players does God need? God must need another bass player?
Speaker 1: What happened to the last ones? They didn't die already died?
Speaker 1: Big band up there, huge band? Oh oh the god.
Speaker 1: God must need another gymnast. But but God doesn't ever
Speaker 1: need if I'm a fast food worker. Oh you see
Speaker 1: that guy fell in the friar. God must need in
Speaker 1: the fry guy. No, they never say that, never say
Speaker 1: that they have to find other things to honor that person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just go out. What a shame, it's got, What
Speaker 1: a shame? Too young? So what types of things did
Speaker 1: guy look for? That's what I'm saying. Does look like
Speaker 1: if you die tomorrow, must need another DJ? Another DJ?
Speaker 1: You need another p phone caller? Huh. By the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of praying phone calls, if I go off on
Speaker 1: a tangent here for a second unlike I've ever done before, No,
Speaker 1: we don't do that here. I don't hate to promote
Speaker 1: other things, but the one of the I don't remember
Speaker 1: which one, don't don't tweet me. One of the new
Speaker 1: comedy channels on serious satellite radio, YEP, is kicking off
Speaker 1: the channel with prank phone calls. And they got the
Speaker 1: guy John Brennan I think is his name, doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: it's close enough the original jerky Boy. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: playing new calls that he's done and some of the
Speaker 1: classic jerky boy phone calls, and they're gonna be playing
Speaker 1: some like all time classic praying phone calls. So I'm
Speaker 1: saying to myself self, I says, I wonder if they're
Speaker 1: gonna play any like we found these on the web
Speaker 1: kind of thing, which would actually, yeah, didn't we have
Speaker 1: one on like America's Funniest Pranks or something we've had
Speaker 1: on the mine got on a couple of hours, got
Speaker 1: on TV on a merry on v H one for
Speaker 1: America's Top twenty, Top one hundred brank Countdown, and then obviously,
Speaker 1: we had that short lived TV show on Spine called Phone.
Speaker 1: You know, our listeners don't know about that, and you
Speaker 1: can google it Google Phone PHO W N E D.
Speaker 1: And you owned the in front of it back in
Speaker 1: two thousand ten, David Brody and I along with the
Speaker 1: Jersey kid, Greg t Right and then two people you
Speaker 1: may or may not remember, t J and Uh and
Speaker 1: Garrett and Garrett well Garrett, yeah, I was thinking Lincoln
Speaker 1: did some more. But they actually filmed our phone, our
Speaker 1: phone taps. We did phone taps and uh, they filmed
Speaker 1: them and you can see us in the studio doing
Speaker 1: this and you see people in the scene as well.
Speaker 1: These I gotta tell in the episodes on online anywhere
Speaker 1: there you sure you can find promos for the show
Speaker 1: on YouTube, and I've got full episodes, but I I've
Speaker 1: never posted them. And it was on the Spike Network.
Speaker 1: It was a four it was a four episode. It
Speaker 1: was a four episode. I guess you'd call pilot supposed
Speaker 1: to be five episodes, and then they never they never
Speaker 1: picked up a series after that either. So anyway, definitely
Speaker 1: check that out because in the check but you can
Speaker 1: google it if you can google, I'm sure you can
Speaker 1: see it somewhere. It's not online anywhere. People, I have
Speaker 1: the episodes. Nobody taped that show and ran it off
Speaker 1: to what's stopping you from uploading it right now and
Speaker 1: just giving it? I don't think legally, i'd have to
Speaker 1: contact the production company who is friendly with us. I
Speaker 1: don't think that have a problem. I'd have to ask,
Speaker 1: let's let's put it behind a firewall and and we'll
Speaker 1: uh will charge. I will make it only fans slices.
Speaker 1: Let's charge. Look, let's make some money on this. And
Speaker 1: we were supposed to back in No. I, um, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a there's a component to this story I want
Speaker 1: to tell. Can we pause the recording for a second.
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's no pausing in baseball. There is no
Speaker 1: pausing in Brooklyn boys. Hold on, hold on, all right,
Speaker 1: well let's let's let's move forward. Let let's move past this.
Speaker 1: No I got because I want to I guess it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, what are you texting me for Brodie?
Speaker 1: Because because we're not in the studio together, that's right,
Speaker 1: we're still we're still doing this from our houses. In
Speaker 1: case you have you get that text message, let me
Speaker 1: read this text Okay, okay, yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: we just let's buypass it for now, okay, but it
Speaker 1: would be nice to see these again in some form, right,
Speaker 1: But I always want to give the slices extra content.
Speaker 1: You know, somebody content brody that that that microphone is
Speaker 1: making so much fucking noise. Dude, hold on, that's not
Speaker 1: making noise. Listen. So my daughter has these, um, so
Speaker 1: there's someone had a brilliant idea brilliant idea. If you
Speaker 1: have kids, you know what I'm talking about. It's it's uh,
Speaker 1: let's see, it's about twenty water balloons on sticks, and
Speaker 1: all the sticks go to the to the base, and
Speaker 1: the base is a screw on like the end of
Speaker 1: a nozzle. And then and you screwed onto a hose
Speaker 1: right there, right there's something right, And so you put
Speaker 1: the water hose onto the base, screw it onto the base,
Speaker 1: and the water hose blows up all twenty balloons at
Speaker 1: the same time. What do they have to do with
Speaker 1: what's going on right now? Well, because I'm in the
Speaker 1: basement and my daughter or my wife, somebody left pack
Speaker 1: of orange and a pack of blue oh Mets colors
Speaker 1: on the little table next to my little studio here.
Speaker 1: So okay, that's annoying as man, it's just so annoying. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes you doodling and you don't realize that, you know,
Speaker 1: when you try to ask your own d you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying something as you did, and doodling, you
Speaker 1: don't realize you're doing it. So I put them down.
Speaker 1: You won't hear that noise anymore. Sorry, all right? So
Speaker 1: my point was, where do you enjoy the line? So
Speaker 1: give me an give me, give me an occupation that
Speaker 1: you think God might need, and I'll give you my
Speaker 1: opinion on whether or not I think he could use
Speaker 1: another one. What about parking attendant? No, no, there's no
Speaker 1: cars in heaven except maybe Tesla's or Chrystler's. Order mechanic
Speaker 1: Chrysler's Chrystler's. No, you don't even know a mechanic because
Speaker 1: there's no cars up there. You never hear anybody go.
Speaker 1: God must need mechanic. About chef? What about a chef? Classes? Yeah, God,
Speaker 1: you know for the last supper. Maybe the last supper
Speaker 1: wasn't the last supper. Maybe there's more suppers. Yeah, God
Speaker 1: needs a chef. I could see, I could see someone
Speaker 1: saying that God need um trying to skateboard repair guy. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: like a bike shop, skateboard place. No, no, you're dead,
Speaker 1: you're dead. How about how about cable installer, No, you
Speaker 1: don't need that. No, like football, if you're a quarterback,
Speaker 1: God need another quarterback. Yeah, I think yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that anything that has a defensive lineman, defensive lineman or kicker. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think God needs story about his defensive line. God.
Speaker 1: God needed a wide receiver, baseball player. God needed a shortstop.
Speaker 1: You know, I get that. I'll give you one. Scared,
Speaker 1: let me give you one. Ready, I'll see you think,
Speaker 1: uh okay, um m m. Human resources manager. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think so. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Very important a right teacher maybe, No, No, I always
Speaker 1: need a teacher because there's people who died without a
Speaker 1: full education. Always need teachers in heaven. Always always. What
Speaker 1: about what about phone company guy? You you you you
Speaker 1: climb the telephone poles? No, no, I don't think you
Speaker 1: need that. No important job here, very important job? Does
Speaker 1: God mean another one? I don't think so. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with all right, all right, So if you if
Speaker 1: you have if you have a job, ask you You
Speaker 1: can ask us online if you let us know if
Speaker 1: you think you have a job that God needs another one,
Speaker 1: or you're you're something about your personality. You know God
Speaker 1: needed another depressed person who sits and eats ice skimb
Speaker 1: all day. Probably not all right, I'm done with that. Alright,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm good. You get to expel all of
Speaker 1: your waste. Yes, yes, that's very funny, though, I will say,
Speaker 1: you know it's it's food for thought. Um, we have
Speaker 1: some free ship for us. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: want to go through it. Yeah, we can do some
Speaker 1: free ship for us. Always want to hear the jingle,
Speaker 1: is it time? It's time? It's time for some free
Speaker 1: ship for us. Good boys. They have to give the
Speaker 1: stuff free ship for us. You're a little late there
Speaker 1: for us. You know, you could always send us free
Speaker 1: ship for us to the Brooklyn Boys. Podcast two. Avenue
Speaker 1: of the Americas, New York City one zero zero one three.
Speaker 1: That's New York, New York, by the way, New York
Speaker 1: and why and why one you can put it in
Speaker 1: these days. You can put it in place of actually
Speaker 1: in care of Skary Jones, because Brody is not coming
Speaker 1: to the studio, which we will get to know. Put
Speaker 1: it in care of both of us, right, so that
Speaker 1: people know it's for both of us. Right. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get to Rob. We're gonna get to that in a second,
Speaker 1: but first I like to get the brody again that
Speaker 1: you gotta ground that microphone. Man, I I right, I
Speaker 1: have to go. I know, but you know what, I
Speaker 1: hit the table again, very firs hit the table, very
Speaker 1: very fidgety, very thoughtful of Jorge Martinez to us send
Speaker 1: us uh care package with a cosplay mask. That's from Jeanette.
Speaker 1: Apparently he's giving other people's the hex design of the
Speaker 1: cosplay mask and black, so we got one of those. Also, Okay,
Speaker 1: get this, he got the design of a cosplay men's black.
Speaker 1: It's a black design anyway, costplay, it's a costume play.
Speaker 1: But the best part is it looks like he included
Speaker 1: someone other's merch, someone else's merch that he wanted to
Speaker 1: give a shout out to. So that's from j N E.
Speaker 1: T T E seven on Instagram. But he also got you, Brody,
Speaker 1: a bag of fake scoops toast t toasts scoops. Yes, bait. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's where I think that we're in trouble here because
Speaker 1: these are these are multi grain scoops. I'll eat them,
Speaker 1: that's fine, very nice. But they're healthy, Brodie, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you will, they're not. They're not any less
Speaker 1: in calories or fat or cholesterol than the regular ones,
Speaker 1: but they have less carbohydrates. So it's fine. Yeah, it's good,
Speaker 1: So thank you for that. And also in the care package,
Speaker 1: by the way, can I enter up for a second.
Speaker 1: So as just a reminder, our buddy James Hark Jr.
Speaker 1: Sent me the case of baked It's gotta be baked, sorry,
Speaker 1: Jose baked scoops. Um. But it's all like individual little bags, right,
Speaker 1: because that's all he could find. So I've got like,
Speaker 1: every time I want to make a play of nachos,
Speaker 1: I have to open up three bags. So but still
Speaker 1: still love James for it. That being said, this weekend
Speaker 1: at Target was your Target. Yeah, this weekend a Target debate.
Speaker 1: Scoops are back in stores, baby, and I almost bought
Speaker 1: a bag, but then I remembered I've got a case
Speaker 1: minus nine bags in my basement. Also, everybody else they're
Speaker 1: back in stores. He also sent us to Brooklyn Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Square pizza T shirts in black and the back of
Speaker 1: it says spread love. It's the Klan Way with the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bridge on it in white, all white lettering. And
Speaker 1: then a black T shirt. Oh look at this. It
Speaker 1: is the fine quality, next level brand T shirt. Thank you.
Speaker 1: One in large, one in extra large. So there you go, Brody,
Speaker 1: you got one of those. Very nice. It's very nice.
Speaker 1: And he also included for me which are long gone
Speaker 1: by now because it was so fucking good, almond flower
Speaker 1: chocolate chip many cookies. They were like made of almond
Speaker 1: flower because remember the episode I talked about how almond
Speaker 1: flower pizza is great. He found the almond flower cookies.
Speaker 1: So or hey, you are a man. You are he
Speaker 1: didn't send you vegan cookies though, No, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. They were I'm saying that you also
Speaker 1: talked about vegan cookies. Also, it's very kind of y,
Speaker 1: very nice. Okay. Also okay, and here comes the other
Speaker 1: piece of free ship for us. Uh, this is the
Speaker 1: one that's the controversy. Um. This is I'm giving you
Speaker 1: guys some free ship. I know that this stuff is
Speaker 1: hard to find. This is Timothy from from Timothy Martin.
Speaker 1: Why don't you Tim Martin, don't you go right ahead there,
Speaker 1: Bertie and go to the very end. But yes, this
Speaker 1: stuff with Tim Martin did did a really big right
Speaker 1: by us. But here send us a photograph and what
Speaker 1: he was sending. Yes, and then sent a box to
Speaker 1: the studio of Well here it is on Sunday, on
Speaker 1: Saturday morning, I stood in line an hour before Walmart.
Speaker 1: Walmart opened, They normally haven't stopped of the time. I
Speaker 1: hope you guys enjoyed this package. I tried to put
Speaker 1: as much as I could fit in the box. Also, Brody,
Speaker 1: the spray is for you because I love your rants,
Speaker 1: hopes this, hope this makes this podcast and hope you
Speaker 1: guys uh post this on social media and scary you,
Speaker 1: oh Brody. Two free deserts plus interest of course. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that was from t Martin. Uh travel man one,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. And what it is, Brody is
Speaker 1: tell him what it is, and then what it What
Speaker 1: it was, Brodie, but tell them what it was in
Speaker 1: the box. Oh, it was Clorox wipes otherwise known as
Speaker 1: pure gold. Ye hard to find, not knockoffs actual Clorox wipes. Now,
Speaker 1: so one of the reasons I had mentioned that I
Speaker 1: needed Clorox wipes is that back in March, maybe when
Speaker 1: the pandemic first broke out, I didn't have any Clorox wipes,
Speaker 1: and at Costco I had picked up my mom a
Speaker 1: three pack of Clorox wipes because she she wanted to
Speaker 1: keep them in her in her house. And so when
Speaker 1: the pandemic hit, my mom said, well, you know what,
Speaker 1: you should have wipes and I said, I can't find
Speaker 1: them anywhere. She said, well, I've got three containers of wipes.
Speaker 1: Why don't you take two, I live alone, borrow two,
Speaker 1: and when they're back in stock in a month or so,
Speaker 1: you'll replace them. Well, here we are six months later,
Speaker 1: and they're not back in stock yet. They're hard to find.
Speaker 1: So my o there has been like you know, down
Speaker 1: to ripping the sheets in half. By the way, A
Speaker 1: little known fact, well not not a little known fact,
Speaker 1: a helpful hint if you've got the Clorox wipes. What
Speaker 1: I've been doing with the with the with the one
Speaker 1: I've had in my car since March is rather than
Speaker 1: use a whole wipe, which you would use on like
Speaker 1: a countertop, if you just wipe them down your hands
Speaker 1: because you just came out of the store from the
Speaker 1: top to the bottom. You can split it in half
Speaker 1: or in thirds. They ripped very easily, and then just
Speaker 1: take the third of it and then wipe down your
Speaker 1: phone or your hands. You don't get a giant wipe,
Speaker 1: a giant like six by eight wipe you just so.
Speaker 1: Now my eighty wipes are two forty wipes, and it's
Speaker 1: lasted me since March, but I still owe my mom wipes.
Speaker 1: Tim to the Rescue sent up a box of Claros White.
Speaker 1: Now that's where the story gets weird because I opened
Speaker 1: the box at work and it clearly said Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: all over it, not our names on it. I opened
Speaker 1: the box and and I looked through it. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: how nice. Okay, i gonna bring this home tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: because I was parked for I was further away from
Speaker 1: the radio station that day, so I'm like, you know what, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: I'll bring it to my car. Well, I I stupidly
Speaker 1: left it overnight even though it was closed. And keep
Speaker 1: in mind, there's only three people that are at the
Speaker 1: radio station these days, um, and those three people are me,
Speaker 1: Scotty B and Nate from our show, Brodie, I I
Speaker 1: feel like I lost you. You should, okay, For for
Speaker 1: a second it all was quiet, which was so peaceful
Speaker 1: for a minute and giving your space. Okay, No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just it was nice that I couldn't hear I
Speaker 1: didn't hear anything. Did you miss this noise? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: I can't make you anyway. So the point you don't.
Speaker 1: So what ends up happening is I know damn well
Speaker 1: that these things are safe for a change. This isn't
Speaker 1: a regular functioning radio station in a regular time where
Speaker 1: you everything needs to be locked up in like hoardy
Speaker 1: because it's all a bunch of criminal bastes hundreds of
Speaker 1: people walking through there. We know that there's not hundreds
Speaker 1: of people. Normally there's a lot of people. There's about
Speaker 1: fifty people that might or might not. But I know
Speaker 1: that once we shut the lightsho off at ten am,
Speaker 1: the next people to show up is me and Nate
Speaker 1: and Scottie. The next morning at six am, there there
Speaker 1: are no other people. There's no factor here. There's no
Speaker 1: fear factor in leaving your ship around. Well, lo and behold,
Speaker 1: there is there is a reason to fear, and that
Speaker 1: is Scotty be In Nate saw the ship and grabbed it.
Speaker 1: And then they said fuck it, and they took the
Speaker 1: stuff and they took the Clorox wipes and then then
Speaker 1: you know, they figured they would they would rash in
Speaker 1: it amongst all of us because it came to the
Speaker 1: radio station. And that's where Brody has a big problem.
Speaker 1: And there's a big episode on the fifteen Minute Morning
Speaker 1: Show podcast which has all of this documented visually for
Speaker 1: your you can listen to the audio podcast on iHeart
Speaker 1: Radio and video on l at l us to ran
Speaker 1: show Instagram. As we told Brodie what happened on that podcast.
Speaker 1: Some bullshit is what it is. And I said, well,
Speaker 1: just guys, give it back. Oh no, it's in my car.
Speaker 1: I'm not keeping it back. And here's the thing. We
Speaker 1: we were. We were. We we for Tim, even though
Speaker 1: he gave it to us for free. We gave him.
Speaker 1: You sent the shirt to him, right, I didn't send
Speaker 1: a shirt to him. I thought you were sending a
Speaker 1: shirt him. You were taking care of it. I didn't
Speaker 1: send a shirt to him yet. Oh but you're going
Speaker 1: to were sending him a Broolyn Boys shirt. Well that's
Speaker 1: a surprise. That was supposed to be a surprised but okay,
Speaker 1: well you didn't tell me that, all right, No, I
Speaker 1: said it on the podcast. I said, okay, I were
Speaker 1: sending him Brooklyn boys, Tim, as soon as we get
Speaker 1: back from in the office, we're sending you a shirt. Yeah, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, we pay for there's no money. We
Speaker 1: don't right it money well spent on Tim, don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong. But can we talk about that too? Okay? So, uh,
Speaker 1: they just took it. They're like, oh so rather than saying, oh,
Speaker 1: we didn't realize it, we'll give him back. They're like,
Speaker 1: no possessions nine tenths at the law. So we found
Speaker 1: that we get to keep it. It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 1: This stuff is pure gold. You think that Scary didn't
Speaker 1: want it, he's left it on the counter. I would,
Speaker 1: I'd be so stupid. I don't have any of my house.
Speaker 1: I mean, of course I stole from my mother. Let
Speaker 1: them sleep with that knowledge they stole from mama. Brody. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll leave it right there for us, all right. Can
Speaker 1: I know, by the way, I have a free ship
Speaker 1: for us. Story In case you're the person who you're thinking,
Speaker 1: I was like, why did you mention my free stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it for next week. I'll explain why.
Speaker 1: But I have a free ship for U story for
Speaker 1: next episode. Okay, now we do some sound that we
Speaker 1: want to No no, no, no, no no. I wan't
Speaker 1: talk about free ship for us for a second free
Speaker 1: ship for us, yes, free ship for them. No, no
Speaker 1: free ship for them. You know what I'm talking about, right,
Speaker 1: we can talk about that. Right. Everyone's coming out of
Speaker 1: the woodwork feeling like, well, oh, dare your shirts? Can
Speaker 1: I get one? For freak a? The shirts? Now we're
Speaker 1: talking about the Brooklyn Boy shirts. By the way, if
Speaker 1: you haven't, if it's the first time you're hearing that
Speaker 1: episode and you had no idea, we have a wonderful
Speaker 1: merch store that you should get before the tanks. I
Speaker 1: know that that, uh we are. The shirts are almost
Speaker 1: sold out, shirts are almost sold out, that the women's
Speaker 1: tank tops almost sold out, and we have the masks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you absolutely go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big c
Speaker 1: A R T E l dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: dot Hey, guy, I'm thet that that's Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: Big Cartel dot com and buy some merch from us,
Speaker 1: because what bird is about to tell you is the
Speaker 1: damn truth. Now. I gave my mother a Brooklyn Boy
Speaker 1: shirt yesterday. She was so happy, she said, take my picture.
Speaker 1: I took a picture. She looks great South obviously, like
Speaker 1: you know, like this, you're let's say you're a fan
Speaker 1: of Harry Styles, right, you're a fan of uh of
Speaker 1: you two? You're a fan and of any any band
Speaker 1: or musical artists in the world. Right, they are super fans.
Speaker 1: And then they were like fans. They they're like, all
Speaker 1: the song comes on, I liked them. Who sings that song? Right? Right?
Speaker 1: There are fair There are slices. They're a hardcore slices
Speaker 1: for life. There are people in our life that support
Speaker 1: our podcast, that talk about it, tweet about it. They
Speaker 1: listened to the podcast and a couple of people we said,
Speaker 1: you know what, you've been very supportive our podcast. We
Speaker 1: appreciate it. We gave them a shirt. People like Danielle
Speaker 1: and Danielle Son Spencer. They love they love our show.
Speaker 1: They love the podcast, and you know that they posted
Speaker 1: they love they assume they love the shirts they posted
Speaker 1: about and I reposted their story, right right, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I assume they liked them. They the pictures yet good.
Speaker 1: A couple of other people behind the scenes, including a
Speaker 1: well Danielle DeLillo from uh Danielle Delllo we gotta have
Speaker 1: her on next week from Tales over Cocktails, right. She
Speaker 1: loves it there, she supports us. She tweets about joy
Speaker 1: love Jody. But then there were those who, like I
Speaker 1: guess they listen, they've never mentioned it, and they saw
Speaker 1: the merchandise on scary one day and they're like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: give me one of our shirts, give our shirts Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys dot Big currentel dot com. Because guess what we
Speaker 1: paid for them. We paid for those shirts. So it's like,
Speaker 1: we can't mean we're going in the hole every time
Speaker 1: we give out a shirt. So now this goes the
Speaker 1: Snapple girl. This goes back to the Snapple girl. If
Speaker 1: you are a very rich person and you have some
Speaker 1: stuff that you want to give out for free, right,
Speaker 1: that's up to you. If you bought them to give
Speaker 1: out for the hopes that people will read it and
Speaker 1: post it and then your family, that's fine. I get it.
Speaker 1: Like Elvis, for instance, Elvis was very gracious. He gave
Speaker 1: a lot of copies of his books to people in
Speaker 1: his life. He was very generous about his books. Okay,
Speaker 1: you and I are not in the position to be very,
Speaker 1: very very generous with the so we gave out some shirts.
Speaker 1: We We've tried to be nice and do what we
Speaker 1: could afford. But then there are people who are like,
Speaker 1: you know, hey, hell yeah, I heard you guys have shirts.
Speaker 1: I'll take a shirt. Not like I love the podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. It's great you have merchandise
Speaker 1: and you go. You know what, this guy or this
Speaker 1: girl was supportive from day one. They spread the word.
Speaker 1: They did right by us. You know, hey, his shirt, Hey,
Speaker 1: co worker, family member, his shirt. But the peripheral let
Speaker 1: me get a shirt. You know, if you've got any
Speaker 1: extra shirts laying around, where do they lay? That's exactly
Speaker 1: People say that all the time. They use that expression,
Speaker 1: if you have any blank laying around? Um, but I
Speaker 1: don't know, I never see a certain plus of anything
Speaker 1: a million around if you have if you have any
Speaker 1: of those extra you know whatever it is at mugs,
Speaker 1: or you got any extra tickets to that tickets lay
Speaker 1: just jingles ball tickets laying around. Just if you go
Speaker 1: home and some Brooklyn Boys shirts laying on the floor
Speaker 1: your living room and you're like, oh, get these shirts
Speaker 1: out of here. I'll take one of those off your hand.
Speaker 1: You know, we we we had to pay a lot
Speaker 1: of money. When you listen to things you don't know about.
Speaker 1: We didn't know about having a merchandise store. You have
Speaker 1: to not only have to pay for the shirts, you
Speaker 1: have to pay for the designer, the logo. We don't
Speaker 1: all the hold on. You have to pay for the
Speaker 1: initial making of it, like the setup, like the machinery.
Speaker 1: Like oh so we had anyway, we don't have any
Speaker 1: laying around. That's really what I was getting at. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. All right, um, you want to play
Speaker 1: some sound clips? Yeah? I did. I wanted to play
Speaker 1: what we have more more hits. Actually, actually we gotta
Speaker 1: take a quick break and then we're gonna play some sounds. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got some good sound more hits, sounds like radio
Speaker 1: station promo more. Okay. So this guy I heard him
Speaker 1: today's on the radio, and he's very excited about a
Speaker 1: group he's about to play. And you know, if you
Speaker 1: if you use it like um, if you invoke an expert, right,
Speaker 1: like if you want to say, like this guy is
Speaker 1: such a great baseball player, you could get any baseball
Speaker 1: analyst who could tell you why this guy is great?
Speaker 1: Right you you? You could get a doctor, and a
Speaker 1: doctor will explain right. Okay, this guy evokes an expert
Speaker 1: right to back up his theory. But I'm not I
Speaker 1: think he left off the second half of his theory.
Speaker 1: So so listen to this Listen to this clip. I'll
Speaker 1: explain it. Any statistician worth his weight in gold will
Speaker 1: tell you clearly and without a doubt, to the band
Speaker 1: information Society had more number ones in the eighties. They
Speaker 1: were at the top of the charts on a regular basis,
Speaker 1: with hit after hit. After that slugo. I don't know
Speaker 1: who that is. That sounds like slugo this Any good
Speaker 1: statutist statistician would tell you that this group had more
Speaker 1: hits in. A statistician worth his weight in gold will
Speaker 1: tell you clearly and without a doubt, to the band
Speaker 1: information Society had more number ones in the eighties. They
Speaker 1: were at the top of the charts on a regular basis,
Speaker 1: with hit after hitter. Okay, so it sounds like somebody
Speaker 1: wrote him a script and they left out some words. Okay,
Speaker 1: they had more number ones than because if you use
Speaker 1: the word more. Okay, it's the word than has to
Speaker 1: be there. Th h a n I was listening to
Speaker 1: that word than. It never happened. Right, More hits than
Speaker 1: you'd imagine, more hits than a given credit for, more
Speaker 1: hits than you'd remember more. Why do I need a
Speaker 1: statistician to tell me they had more hits than nothing?
Speaker 1: Where's the math? Stupid? Terrible sounds like somebody he skipped
Speaker 1: a couple of words on his script, because that was
Speaker 1: definitely he was reading off a script, there, no doubt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that wasn't him ad libbing. No, no, no, no, it
Speaker 1: was somebody for somebody omitted to somebody deleted a line
Speaker 1: company and pasted something. Maybe somebody was disgruntled and they
Speaker 1: said this guy, I'm gonna make him sound like Ron Burgundy,
Speaker 1: which begs the question, why would you write into a script?
Speaker 1: You could check any statistician worth his salt, any statistician whatever. Alright,
Speaker 1: what next? We have safe Light? Oh, safe Flight? Didn't
Speaker 1: we do this one? No? No, we haven't done this,
Speaker 1: so I don't think we've done this one. Now. Safe
Speaker 1: Flight is a good company. I'm not finding fault with them.
Speaker 1: I have used them repair. You'll hear that in a minute.
Speaker 1: But there's a part of this commercial where they're trying
Speaker 1: to make it seem Oh it's so simple, so simple.
Speaker 1: Oh really, Now I want the Brooklyn side of you
Speaker 1: to pick up on what bothered me about this commercial.
Speaker 1: There's no fucking way part of this commercial here. Now,
Speaker 1: if you're from small town America, maybe you're like, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. We're from Brooklyn. Gotta play the
Speaker 1: clip when you tell me gadage. Safe flight can come
Speaker 1: to you and you'll get a text when we're on
Speaker 1: our way. Just leave your keys on the dash I
Speaker 1: won't replace your wind shield. Let's say no contact service.
Speaker 1: Anything strikes you, strikeing the weird one more time. When
Speaker 1: you've got auto glass, dadwache turn. Safe flight can come
Speaker 1: to you and you'll get a text when we're on
Speaker 1: our way. Just leave your keys on the dash I
Speaker 1: won't replace your wind shield. Let's say no contact. There's
Speaker 1: no fucking way I'm leaving my keys on the day right.
Speaker 1: If I leave my keys on the dashboard, you'll have
Speaker 1: to replace the whole fucking car, not just the window.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Just leave the
Speaker 1: keys on the dash leave the kids. Why don't you
Speaker 1: leave the engine running so that our technicians don't get cold?
Speaker 1: Who was this man? Who's just commercial meant for? Are
Speaker 1: they on the Wyoming? Are the great state of Wyoming?
Speaker 1: Are they talking about? It's got by the way, any
Speaker 1: fucking city, USA, you're not gonna leave your cars on
Speaker 1: the fire, the kids in the dash where any city?
Speaker 1: Where do you live? You must live on like on
Speaker 1: a road where like you have to like to fly
Speaker 1: a plane to your neighbor, Like if you live on
Speaker 1: a farm in the Midwest and you have to drive
Speaker 1: twenty minutes to your neighbor. I get it. But anybody
Speaker 1: who lives anywhere with his people just just leave your
Speaker 1: keys on the dashboard. So I drive around the neighbor
Speaker 1: looking for crack windshields knowing this pobby keys on the dashboard?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Can you play the club one
Speaker 1: more time? That is preposterous. When you've got out a
Speaker 1: glass damwache, safe flight can come to you and you
Speaker 1: don't get a text when we're on our way, Just
Speaker 1: leave your keys on the dead keys on the dead.
Speaker 1: Hey hey, uh dutch boy painters, Hey, we'll text you
Speaker 1: and we're coming over to paint your house. Just leave
Speaker 1: the front door open and we'll let ourselves in. Idiots,
Speaker 1: so don't worry about it. That's fucked up. That is
Speaker 1: they didn't think that went through all right, at least
Speaker 1: leave your keys, alright, just leave We have TV. Oh again,
Speaker 1: this one's for UM. For the children, know this. This
Speaker 1: one is for UM. Liberty Mutual Consurance again twenties. We're
Speaker 1: recording this. What bothers me about this clip plan? Liberty
Speaker 1: Mutual Insurance Company helps you customize your home insurance so
Speaker 1: you only paper what you need. I'm like things your
Speaker 1: paper need, like that much needed flat screen TV. It's
Speaker 1: hurting my eyes a lot. Okay, okay, there is no
Speaker 1: hundred flat screen TV. No. First of all, all TVs
Speaker 1: are flat screen. That's first of Second of all, if
Speaker 1: there was a flat screen, it wouldn't hurt your eyes.
Speaker 1: What the guys who avenged my eyes? First of all,
Speaker 1: you're not a man. Go home, goes somewhere else you
Speaker 1: don't deserve, goes back to the whole, creating a problem.
Speaker 1: This is the the woman who drops the fucking muffins
Speaker 1: out of the oven. Oh, you don't have this special
Speaker 1: poth holder, And she's like, Oh, I just dropped the
Speaker 1: fucking muffins and burned them on the floor. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: This is that. This is one of those commercials that
Speaker 1: is creating, creating an unnecessary problem to create two so
Speaker 1: they can solve it with their fucking solutions. Terrible, terrible commercial.
Speaker 1: Who First of all, she says, she's like, you bought
Speaker 1: things you don't need. Like, first of all, you always
Speaker 1: need a big television. Why is she nagging? Don't be
Speaker 1: a nagging bitch. Did need insurance company helps you customize
Speaker 1: your home insurance, So you only paid for what you need,
Speaker 1: Unlike things you paid for you didn't need, like that
Speaker 1: much needed flat stained TV. It's hurting my eyes. So
Speaker 1: first of all, she says, you paid for something you
Speaker 1: didn't need, like that much needed kind of whips this
Speaker 1: guy too. Who hurting my eyes a lot? You know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what you call a hundred TV screen, a
Speaker 1: small movie screen, a tiny movie theater. You go to
Speaker 1: a movie, it doesn't hurt your eyes. The screen is
Speaker 1: fifty ft wide, it doesn't hurt your own Maybe the
Speaker 1: guy was sitting to two inches away from the screen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not the size of the television. How wide the
Speaker 1: screen is nothing. Optomologists don't tweet me. I'm saying the
Speaker 1: guys nywey eyes. Oh shut up, shut up, you don't
Speaker 1: deserve it. You know what, go away, because if you
Speaker 1: had a hundre television set. And by the way, people
Speaker 1: right now, by sev there are television sets because people
Speaker 1: like Shaquille O'Neill have them. Right, someday we'll all have them.
Speaker 1: It will be commonplace we still have. Everyone had like
Speaker 1: nine inch screens. Grandfather had a seven inch. Screw that woman,
Speaker 1: Screw that commercial. Awful awful script. Another terror. Who hires
Speaker 1: these people to write this ship and then they hire
Speaker 1: even worse actors to act it out right? Okay, So
Speaker 1: this was a segment on the news. The woman was
Speaker 1: talking about the importance of getting young voters to go
Speaker 1: vote in November, right, And she's talking about the importance
Speaker 1: of young artists trying to drive people to vote, you know,
Speaker 1: younger audience whatever. And she's trying to say how everyone's
Speaker 1: trying to relate to a younger audience. This woman clearly
Speaker 1: does not understand stand nor can she relate to the
Speaker 1: audience she's trying to talk to. Play the clip Sarah
Speaker 1: Singer Billy Ellish had this to say about the importance
Speaker 1: of First of all, stop her name is Billy. Her
Speaker 1: name is Billie Eilish, not Billy Ellish. Right. Oh that
Speaker 1: was the That was the whole thing. Yeah, thanks man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so listen to the clip. Listen to the full clip.
Speaker 1: Sarah Singer Billy Ellish had this to say about the
Speaker 1: importance of voting before her performance. Take a listen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this whole segment was about how important they had experts
Speaker 1: on talking about getting young people to vote and how
Speaker 1: they have to appeal to young people. Well, you're you're
Speaker 1: not gonna peel the young people if you say Billy Ellish. Now,
Speaker 1: I understand that the I may have looked like an
Speaker 1: L on the teleprompter, but maybe someone the producer should
Speaker 1: have said, to listen, you're gonna be talking about Billie
Speaker 1: Eilish's performance. It's Eilish or spell it e y E
Speaker 1: dash l I s H spelling phonetically so she doesn't
Speaker 1: say Ellish. Oh my god. And then the guy they
Speaker 1: had on, the pop culture guy, he starts laughing, right,
Speaker 1: He's like you can see he's like he's at least
Speaker 1: teeth a showing he's literally, Billy Ellish, we have one
Speaker 1: more clip, two more. The other one is the pin
Speaker 1: Oh but a million times? Why don't you just running? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we should have an entire category just for this. But
Speaker 1: sunk up because we've heard this a million Should we
Speaker 1: play garon police? No? Well in a second? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so okay, So I'm watching this commercial for nuts dot Com. Right,
Speaker 1: you would think nuts dot Com is the definitive nuts people.
Speaker 1: They are the definitive nuts people. They're not like some nuts,
Speaker 1: big nuts, small nuts, like my nuts. They are nuts
Speaker 1: dot Com correct. Right, I'm watching it and I said,
Speaker 1: holy shit, because you say this this way? Now, this
Speaker 1: guy play the clip. Best pistachios ever, Love the dry tishes,
Speaker 1: can't stop eating them. White chocolate coffee cash shoes are awesome.
Speaker 1: Okay that they haven't, right, I see no fault in
Speaker 1: that commercial. White coffee shoes to cash shows. No, they
Speaker 1: said cash us. How is your here hearing it? He
Speaker 1: said cashoes. No he did not. He said tissues. You
Speaker 1: know he didn't. He say shoes. He said cash shoes.
Speaker 1: Listen again, listen, no, you listen to me, listen. I
Speaker 1: put the clipses ever loved the dry tishes. Can't stop
Speaker 1: eating them, white chocolate coffee. Cash shoes are awesome. He
Speaker 1: said cashhos. He said cash shoes. No he did not.
Speaker 1: He said cash shoes. You're here, okay, you say cash.
Speaker 1: I take exception to this clip. We should have junked
Speaker 1: this one because you are hearing it wrong. You you
Speaker 1: say cash shoes. That's why you think. He says no,
Speaker 1: you say is the dress black and blue? Or is
Speaker 1: your dress golden yellow? Fuck you. He's saying it the
Speaker 1: right way. Cash cash, it's what it's cash shows. See
Speaker 1: a cash shows, not cashoe. I'm not saying cashoes. I'm
Speaker 1: saying cash shows. No, you're saying cash shoes. No, I'm
Speaker 1: saying cash shows. It's a cash You right, listen to him.
Speaker 1: He says, you're saying I'm saying cash. It's not it's yes.
Speaker 1: Because Elvis made fun of you. Now you say I
Speaker 1: always say cash. You know you used to say cash.
Speaker 1: I never said cash. We have a clip in the
Speaker 1: system of you saying I never cash. You say this
Speaker 1: guy saying cash, You too, love to dry cases, can't
Speaker 1: stop eating them, white chocolate coffee. Cash shoes are awesome.
Speaker 1: Cashoes are awesome, he said, I have the clip. Hold on,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on. Maybe the slices are hearing something different.
Speaker 1: Why isn't this playing. This guy is saying cash you,
Speaker 1: and I'm saying cash cash cash cashhose cash shows. He's
Speaker 1: saying cash shows. I'm saying cash shows. It's very nice,
Speaker 1: it's very fancy. Can say these people ate cash CASHO
Speaker 1: the rich man Michael Rap That's right, he's saying it.
Speaker 1: You just said it again. Cash. We are all saying
Speaker 1: it properly, saying that we are not changing our inflection.
Speaker 1: It's always cash. You just said cash cash. It's the
Speaker 1: same ship and it's the same. Well, I'm not doing
Speaker 1: any different. I could say a thousand times cash you,
Speaker 1: cash you, cash you, cash you, cash you. It's the
Speaker 1: same ship. Cash es. He's saying cash You're accenting shoes.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we got one more clip. This
Speaker 1: guy was talking about voting in Iowa. He's some politician. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's one of the guys in charge on the board.
Speaker 1: He got a lot of heat last week for turning
Speaker 1: down ballots. Whatever. He's trying to justify why he did
Speaker 1: what he did. I've never heard anyone say it this
Speaker 1: many times. I play the clip louder driver's license there. Uh,
Speaker 1: no one knows what their pen number is unless they
Speaker 1: requested it, and the law forbids us from sending out
Speaker 1: in mass pen numbers, even though a court rule that
Speaker 1: everyone was entitled to a pen number last year. So okay,
Speaker 1: three times as loud as it goes, you know, that's it? Alright? Fine?
Speaker 1: He pinned number, pin number. We know pin number of
Speaker 1: cases to the first time you're hearing us personal identification number.
Speaker 1: You don't need to say the word number because it's
Speaker 1: it's like saying personal identification number number. Right. I think
Speaker 1: people know that by now, but if you're a first
Speaker 1: time listener, you may not know that, and that's your well,
Speaker 1: you know. Um, there's a guy, hold on, I want
Speaker 1: to get makeup, makeup, makeup. There's a guy that I like.
Speaker 1: His name is Nicholas on TikTok yep uh. He holds
Speaker 1: up a little index cards. That's all he does. He
Speaker 1: holds up index cards that say like interesting stories or
Speaker 1: fun facts, and then he flips them then takes another
Speaker 1: indext card. He's a team producer. He's fantastic anyway, he said.
Speaker 1: When people say mac cosmetics. They are also being redundant
Speaker 1: because MAC stands for makeup art cosmetics. Yep, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. So people are saying makeup art cosmetics cosmetics,
Speaker 1: so they got something. All right, well it's great. It's
Speaker 1: almost time to wrap this up. So I know you
Speaker 1: had some some of the thoughts or we were done
Speaker 1: or what Wait a minute, wait a minute, Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to just don't don't tease anything, just do so no,
Speaker 1: all right, just do don't. If you are on UM,
Speaker 1: Instant Stories or UM maybe TikTok, mostly Instant stories, a
Speaker 1: lot of apps. If you have apps on your phone
Speaker 1: with ads, I am fucking done with video games involving
Speaker 1: pulling keys. If you have to pull a key so
Speaker 1: the war it falls down onto the lava so the
Speaker 1: man can keep walking. If you have to pull a
Speaker 1: key to save you from the lion so you can
Speaker 1: save the sheep. But if you pull the keys out
Speaker 1: of the way in the wrong order, the lion eats
Speaker 1: the sheep. I am sick of it. Every damn AD
Speaker 1: on my phone or on Instagram is an ad for
Speaker 1: a key pulling games. Scary, you don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. UM, if I'm being completely honest. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of this, so you saw, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: follow along because this man will walk up to like
Speaker 1: a hole in the ground, and above the hole is lava.
Speaker 1: Pull the gate, and then another key is blocking a
Speaker 1: gateway to a bridge, and another key is blocking the
Speaker 1: gateway to water. So are you trying to say that
Speaker 1: there are a lot of apps out there where the
Speaker 1: concept is the same thing. It's pulling a key, right,
Speaker 1: you have to y you take a slide to kay,
Speaker 1: take your finger and you slide the out of position,
Speaker 1: so something is accessible. Why do they do in the
Speaker 1: right or why are they all biting off each other
Speaker 1: like that? I don't know. It's like it's like it's
Speaker 1: like a new trend. The key games, there's war games.
Speaker 1: Is it all by the same company or they just
Speaker 1: don't know. It's just whatever it is. If you've seen these,
Speaker 1: if you play them, f you f these games and
Speaker 1: f you for encouraging that. Oh it's just enough already
Speaker 1: with the one mower and the sharks. I can't play
Speaker 1: getting those ads. I'm gonna I can't send them to you.
Speaker 1: They're not sendable. I'm gonna have to screenshot him. I'll
Speaker 1: screenshot him. I guarantee. If I go on Instagram right now,
Speaker 1: well I will see an ad and I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't get those, and I get other kinds of ads.
Speaker 1: What can ads do you get? I mean for cookwear?
Speaker 1: Get ads for um? I guess I don't even know. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me let me do. Look. I'm gonnak at Instagram
Speaker 1: right now. I'll tell you what what ads go by.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna scroll scroll, scroll, scroll scroll. Um. Oh
Speaker 1: they're not They're not advertising to me right now? What
Speaker 1: are you doing? I was looking for on my phone
Speaker 1: for those ads? Um, looking for ads. Here's an ad
Speaker 1: for Gurney's Resort. Ad for client No no longer. They were,
Speaker 1: they were, they were, they were back in the day. Uh.
Speaker 1: We had a good time there, We really really did.
Speaker 1: Here's an ad for new music people. It's an ad
Speaker 1: for Sloman's home security system. Hit the jingle, hit the jingle,
Speaker 1: Son of a bitch, You son of a bitch. That's
Speaker 1: gotta stop. That's gotta stop. You can't keep doing that.
Speaker 1: You can't. All right, that's a dick move. You asked me,
Speaker 1: what's coming up? These ads in my phone? All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're done, are we? I guess so? I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: by the way, this is we're issuing a new episode
Speaker 1: on a vacation week. We're on vacation. We are in
Speaker 1: the middle if our vacation. We're not coming back on
Speaker 1: the air to Labor Day. We're not even supposed to
Speaker 1: be doing this right now. But we figured rather than
Speaker 1: be tired and rush one in and cram one in
Speaker 1: last Friday, we wanted to do one when we were
Speaker 1: nice and relaxed here on a on a Tuesday. And
Speaker 1: this is our gift to you today during a vacation week.
Speaker 1: So with every week thing being I like to I
Speaker 1: like to turn a late episode into a gift. This
Speaker 1: is a gift to see how around flipping the script
Speaker 1: on this and you could you can now take this
Speaker 1: opportunity to bend some old episodes of our show. If
Speaker 1: you have a podcast laying around, can you can you
Speaker 1: give it to us? If that would be amazing, that
Speaker 1: would be great, love love love that. Um, have you
Speaker 1: everyone laying around? That'd be great? Um, I did have
Speaker 1: some we did have some email. Well, let's do email
Speaker 1: later or another time. We have emailed that. That's all
Speaker 1: stop up. But we have well we have. We have
Speaker 1: some people that were commenting saying things like, uh, they
Speaker 1: love they love us of late this one person, I
Speaker 1: was kind of let me just read this one on.
Speaker 1: Let's say we got our mojo back? Yeah, did you
Speaker 1: see that? Yeah? I don't feel about that. Well, well no,
Speaker 1: I want to know how. I want to know where
Speaker 1: we lost it. Person, This episode one forty one, right,
Speaker 1: last week's episode one forty got three times as many
Speaker 1: listens as one thirty, ninety eight and one seven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those did very well, but one forty. First of all,
Speaker 1: if you can explain to us, uh, did you listen
Speaker 1: to one forty for like the first time you haven't
Speaker 1: listened to like eight weeks and you're like, oh, let
Speaker 1: me just listen to the latest one, because you know
Speaker 1: we've told you gotta listen to order. That's important. If
Speaker 1: you're new to the podcast, we hope you'll go back
Speaker 1: to zero and listen in order, because then the inside
Speaker 1: jokes will make sense, like, for instance, the Wyoming reference
Speaker 1: I made today. If you're a slice you caught the
Speaker 1: Wyoming reference, you know what I was talking about. Could
Speaker 1: listen to Order right now? I had made a comment
Speaker 1: that I think episodes I don't know, Onete thirty three,
Speaker 1: maybe somewhere in there they had not gotten as many
Speaker 1: listens as the ones before and after it. We couldn't
Speaker 1: figure out why pandemic summer, whatever it was, we couldn't
Speaker 1: figure out because if you listen in order, they would
Speaker 1: all have the same amount of listens, right, you'd think
Speaker 1: you would think, So one listener do you have in
Speaker 1: front of you? Yeah, I can't find it. I don't
Speaker 1: know where it is, said something to the effect of, well,
Speaker 1: you guys had lost it for a while, but you've
Speaker 1: regained your mojo, your your Apparently we had lost our mojo.
Speaker 1: Apparent apparently we we There was like a few there's
Speaker 1: a lull in there when we win the pandemic first
Speaker 1: started where this person thought that that we didn't weren't
Speaker 1: performing up to par, and maybe because we were looking
Speaker 1: for our footing and we were trying so hard. Because
Speaker 1: but but the truth of the matter is as as
Speaker 1: things opened up and as we were able to go
Speaker 1: more place is now and travel a little bit and
Speaker 1: do something, I feel like we've had more experiences to
Speaker 1: talk about. And it's not just the same, you know,
Speaker 1: because there were four weeks in there. But here is
Speaker 1: what I don't understand about podcast. I've explained this before.
Speaker 1: If a podcast not our podcast, but if a podcast sucks, right,
Speaker 1: you don't know it sucked until you listen to it.
Speaker 1: So so you can't say, oh, well those four episodes
Speaker 1: warn't is good. So that's why people. That goes back
Speaker 1: to my theory that if you put a salacious title
Speaker 1: in description, then maybe you're gonna get big, bigger response.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We had a we had we have
Speaker 1: a podcast some two weeks ago called Dix Woods. His
Speaker 1: cock was it couldn't it doesn't have any listens, And
Speaker 1: then well, no, no, no it does. It has a lot,
Speaker 1: It just doesn't have three times as many, which is
Speaker 1: what last week's did, which was cover in Jewish Lovers,
Speaker 1: which covers in Jewish Lovers, and that was a great episode.
Speaker 1: So then, but some of the episodes, and I think
Speaker 1: we're really good, don't have three times the listens. In fact,
Speaker 1: last week's episode had so many listens we made it
Speaker 1: back into the top. Are one hundered again? Yeah? Back, Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: tell your friends, give us the clicks, give us the listens,
Speaker 1: and you know, what feel free to download this podcast.
Speaker 1: I know we told you in earlier episodes not that's
Speaker 1: not gonna happen. If they download the episode, we don't
Speaker 1: get the replay votes. It doesn't matter that you get
Speaker 1: an alert that you do get an alert that there's
Speaker 1: a new episode available. It's easier, it's it's red scary
Speaker 1: if you subscribe, subscribe to the podcast for all your platforms,
Speaker 1: and you'll get an email. You know what's funny. Here's
Speaker 1: what scary always points out. When our company I Heart
Speaker 1: sends out the email on a Monday, a text a
Speaker 1: text message to your phone, our listenership goes through the roof.
Speaker 1: Then there are some weeks they don't for some reason,
Speaker 1: and our listenership does not go through the roof. So
Speaker 1: my question is, you guys know we do one every week, right,
Speaker 1: You don't need to text message to remind you. They
Speaker 1: they need to reminded of doing other things. People are busy.
Speaker 1: People are busy. They don't know, they don't get don't
Speaker 1: don't be a slave to the man going your phone's
Speaker 1: calendar and whatever day of the week you want to
Speaker 1: be reminded we have a new episode. Put that in
Speaker 1: is a recurring event. Let's say Monday's at one pm,
Speaker 1: listen to Brooklyn Boys. Then you don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about iTunes, Spotify, I Heart or any other but not
Speaker 1: on DS are sorry, any of those other companies will
Speaker 1: be someday. Episode. Plus, if you follow me on Twitter,
Speaker 1: on like Scary, I tweet out when is a new episode?
Speaker 1: Almost right away Scary when he puts down the yellow
Speaker 1: watermelon and the fancy tequila, will eventually get around to
Speaker 1: letting you know there's a new episode. There's a new
Speaker 1: episode coming out. Hey, guess what if you're hearing this,
Speaker 1: you already knew that. Well, I'm going back on vacation.
Speaker 1: You know where I might go on Thursday? I thought so.
Speaker 1: Boys Boys