WEBVTT - Sick Temp is Going Through your Desk

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here we go, Danielle.

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<v Speaker 1>When you do a phone tap, it's always fabulous. It

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<v Speaker 1>better be today or you're gonna be letting us down

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<v Speaker 1>big time. Oh boy, All right, I'm kidding. What's it

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<v Speaker 1>all about? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So Jack is a germophobe, right, So he is home

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<v Speaker 3>sick and his girlfriend Lindsay, thought it would be funny

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<v Speaker 3>for us to call him because they put a temp

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<v Speaker 3>in his chair at work to get his work done

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<v Speaker 3>while he's at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Sick, and the temp will call. But the temp is

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<v Speaker 1>also sick.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So Jack the germaphone. Yes, let's go ahead

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<v Speaker 2>and uh see what we can do with him. Daniel

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<v Speaker 2>good luck.

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<v Speaker 1>Your assignment is to mess with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to your phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Jack?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Jack? Where's the key? Who is this? The key to

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<v Speaker 1>the top the desk dra at the top? Where is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>What? Who?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Desper? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Christen of the TEP that they hired because

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<v Speaker 1>you're out sick. So I need the key. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where you put it, and we need something that's

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<v Speaker 1>in the top drawer.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, you're you're in my desk at work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm the tap that they hired until you come

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<v Speaker 1>back because you're out sick. So I I have allergies.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've tried to find the key because there's like

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of paper that somebody need know.

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<v Speaker 3>We should be at my desk right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how is your work going to get done while

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<v Speaker 1>you're out sick?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I who hired you?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin? Kevin?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, I need you to just step away from

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<v Speaker 3>my desk right now and to like clear something up? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Could you just like could you wipe down where you've

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<v Speaker 3>been and just please leave my office?

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<v Speaker 1>What could you need to clear up your home up?

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<v Speaker 2>Sick?

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<v Speaker 3>Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>You sound like you're really sick. You need to lay

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<v Speaker 1>down and have some soup.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not that sick. Stop coughing in my office. What

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<v Speaker 3>would you like me to cough outside?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. No, I have to do by Mark. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to do buy war. That's why I need to

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<v Speaker 1>know what the keys. That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm coming into doctor Kevin myself.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, if you come at Jack, you're gonna get everybody sick.

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<v Speaker 1>No sicker than you're getting everybody right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Lindsay, Hi, I think he's really getting in the car

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<v Speaker 2>to come there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, call him back quick to stop him from coming. Okay, okay, Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't call it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going No, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Where the hell did I put my car keys?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I just got a call from some tends at work.

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<v Speaker 2>They hired.

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<v Speaker 3>Its sitting in my desk like coughing, like he's coughing

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<v Speaker 3>on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Home, like all over my desk, looking for some key

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<v Speaker 1>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go in and get some paper, do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I get my keys.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are my car keys?

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<v Speaker 1>They're not in the Stop looking for the keys.

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<v Speaker 3>You shouldn't do leave in the house. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 3>know in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Get some chicken little soup in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't want go sit down the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>Just help me.

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<v Speaker 3>Where the keys are?

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<v Speaker 1>No, okay, no, I have the keys. You're not going anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have my keys?

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<v Speaker 3>Just sit down and take any breath?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, give me my keys. Why do you have

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<v Speaker 1>my keys? What if I had to drive myself to

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<v Speaker 1>the hospital. I think you're sick.

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<v Speaker 2>I definitely think so. Who is this jackets Danielle from

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got phone tapped. I'm as sick as a dog,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're calling me up, buying her, sticking the couch,

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<v Speaker 1>playing jokes on me. So have you took a noodle soup?

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted tomato soup. But you were listening, so you knew.

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<v Speaker 1>That Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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