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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappened,

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Speaker 1: Dear Elvis. My husband Paul is so relieved. We're not

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Speaker 1: hosting Thanksgiving at our house this year. So we're going

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Speaker 1: to my aunt Rachel's house. All we have to do

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Speaker 1: is bring a salad. Isn't that nice?

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Speaker 2: Nice?

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Speaker 1: So let's call my husband let him know that, well,

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Speaker 1: things have changed. Oh, he's going to go into a

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Speaker 1: panic when he finds out. Well, for whatever reason, we

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Speaker 1: have to have the family over at our house instead.

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Speaker 1: Let's get me going, all right. So Jenny obviously wants

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Speaker 1: to irritate husband Paul. She's doing the phone tap herself.

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Speaker 1: Let's listen in to today's holiday phone tap o.

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Speaker 2: Hello boo, Hi, honey, Hi, we have a problem. What Rachel?

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Speaker 2: Just call me? Her and Karen got into a huge

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Speaker 2: blowout and apparently Rachel kicked the stove and completely broke

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Speaker 2: the whole stove. Okay, so you know she has to

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Speaker 2: cook all the food. So I told her that that

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Speaker 2: I'll do it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you got to kidd of me, not with all money,

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Speaker 3: well me buying all the food.

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Speaker 2: No, I need you to go and pick up all

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Speaker 2: the stuff. They're a mess over there. You gotta do this,

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Speaker 2: like right now.

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Speaker 3: Kidd of me. Just forget about it, just cancel it. No,

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Speaker 3: not doing that. That's stupid, don't you think.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we have to do this. You know

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Speaker 2: how much thanksgiving means to me.

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Speaker 3: It's not thanksgivings. This is you being used again. You're

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Speaker 3: going to cook all the food. Pull it on drugs.

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Speaker 3: I think they're high. I think that's what it is.

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Speaker 3: If they're on drugs.

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Speaker 2: I have a list of things that they need you

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Speaker 2: to get.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing it. It's stupid. I'm not buying it.

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing it.

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Speaker 2: We have twenty people coming to the house.

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Speaker 3: Well, we can't do it, Okay, we have to. You're sick.

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Speaker 3: You're too sick to do it. Do you get it?

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Speaker 3: Call them back. Tell me you're not feeling too good.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to get everybody sick in the house.

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Speaker 2: But I'm feeling okay.

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Speaker 3: No, tell them you're not Tell them you're not feeling okay.

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Speaker 3: Don't you get it? Go back and tell her that

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Speaker 3: you've got the flu. Okay, grab a pen and a paper.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 3: You think I'm buying food for twenty people, You're out

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Speaker 3: of your mind. I'm not doing it. She's not turning

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Speaker 3: into me buying everything now.

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Speaker 2: Just we were gonna do it anyway, No, we weren't.

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Speaker 3: We were not. We were gonna go there and eat

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Speaker 3: their food. Now we gotta cook for twenty people. Well

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Speaker 3: you are you ridiculous? You don't you go your fourth

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Speaker 3: foot this?

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Speaker 2: She was crying, so I kind of offered to help.

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Speaker 3: I don't care she's crying. I don't care. She broke

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Speaker 3: her own stove. Do I look completely stupid to you?

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Speaker 3: Do you do? I?

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Speaker 2: Well, now she's gonna have to buy a new stove.

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Speaker 3: Go buy a new stove. That's a that's a very

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Speaker 3: good plan. Well you know, yeah, all of a sudden

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Speaker 3: they're inviting you over. Then all of a sudden, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know. By the way, you're cooking everything too. Are

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Speaker 3: they kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Or what? Can you just grab a pen and like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: What I'm grabbing a pen for. I'm not going there

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Speaker 3: and picking up all the bring it here. She's really cool.

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Speaker 3: The people who's old people, they're nothing to me. I

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Speaker 3: know none of them. I don't care who these people are.

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Speaker 2: Get the list and go, please.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm not doing it.

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Speaker 2: Why are you ruining Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 3: I am not doing it. Get it through your hand

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Speaker 3: and pall them up and tell him.

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Speaker 2: Please? Can you just at least go before you go

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Speaker 2: to work?

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Speaker 3: Then I'm not going nowhere? Where go? Where to buy

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Speaker 3: five hundred dollars worth of groceries? Where where do you

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Speaker 3: want me to go?

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Speaker 2: I don't see what the big deal is.

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Speaker 3: You got to learn how to say no. It's very easy.

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Speaker 3: And oh, learn how to say no to your family

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Speaker 3: like they do to you. Okay, look, I'm at work.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's looking at me like a nut, so you need

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Speaker 2: to get the sun.

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Speaker 3: They're right, they're looking at you, right, and everybody's listening

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Speaker 3: to you.

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Speaker 1: Paul, Hello, Paul, this is Scary Jones Melvis Aran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Your wife's playing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christy, I finally got you any good.

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Speaker 2: Time.

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Speaker 3: This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 3: all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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Speaker 3: Duran in the Morning Show