WEBVTT - #227: We're BACK, Bitches!

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<v Speaker 1>The following episode of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast was recorded

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<v Speaker 1>on August twenty three, which is why it references things

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<v Speaker 1>that happened already as future events. So let's all time travel,

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<v Speaker 1>Episode two to seven, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. YadA, YadA, YadA.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's just get to it. We have to

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<v Speaker 1>drench the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room right

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<v Speaker 1>up front. I mean there's no time for theme songs today. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>there isn't. I mean we're stotting up. The boys are

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<v Speaker 1>back in town. Whatever you want to hum, I just

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to do the music, but we will.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, well, well we do a regular podcast. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a regular podcast. Uh so, uh we're back brook

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<v Speaker 1>the Boys are back, and then next week we're off

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<v Speaker 1>because we're on a cruise. Right yeah, okay, no speculation there.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going on a cruise together. So we do want

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<v Speaker 1>to play for you a little later in the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>like towards the end, go ahead and introduced my bit

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<v Speaker 1>Brody's new feature called I'm leaving. All right, so let

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<v Speaker 1>me interrupt Mr Jones for a second. Um, you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, I'm assuming you know that I I

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<v Speaker 1>left the Elvistra in morning show, and it's a long

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<v Speaker 1>explanation as to why I left, and we're gonna play

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<v Speaker 1>the audio of me talking about it on the Olvistra

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<v Speaker 1>in morning show from what was the date, Friday August. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can go and listen to the Elvistra and

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<v Speaker 1>on demand channel. I hope you probably already have, but

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<v Speaker 1>in case you haven't, we're gonna provide it for you

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<v Speaker 1>here and uh. And so this way it's all encapsulated

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<v Speaker 1>in one shot. Otherwise I got to repeat it all

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<v Speaker 1>again and I don't want to live again. But it was,

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<v Speaker 1>it was fun. It was It was it was fun

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<v Speaker 1>to talk on the air that much, but but it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good to explain because listen. First and foremost,

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<v Speaker 1>let me take a minute to thank all of the

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<v Speaker 1>slices for unbelievable support on the chat pages and on

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<v Speaker 1>social media. Uh. Even though you had some crazy conspiracy theories,

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<v Speaker 1>which I address in the clip, you'll hear it's out

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<v Speaker 1>of love that you came up with them, and out

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<v Speaker 1>of out of sticking up for me and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no reasons to up for me, But I do

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate the support and the unbelievable kind words and funny

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<v Speaker 1>words and appreciative words. They all meant a lot to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did want to get that out of and

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<v Speaker 1>none of those conspiracies were true. But you guys would

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<v Speaker 1>make great screenwriters. Let me tell you if you want to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you want fiction, and you want to,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. I think we come to the slices if

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<v Speaker 1>it's if we want to. My wife's sick. You'll hear

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<v Speaker 1>it all on the clip later. Um. I also a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people um said things on social media to

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<v Speaker 1>me like, um, I'll miss your sarcasm and wit um

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<v Speaker 1>good luck in the future, and I said, well, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>still hear my sarcasm. And went on the Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and I'll and I would say of them said

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<v Speaker 1>the what So I don't know how they are big

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<v Speaker 1>fans of mine and don't know about the podcast. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's okay. So we have a job to do. Hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>they're listening from episode zero. Well let's let's listen to

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<v Speaker 1>this one first and then go back to episode zero. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't tell them that they're not hearing it. I

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<v Speaker 1>told them listen episode zero, So I said start from

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<v Speaker 1>zero because that's what you tell, so they're gonna find

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<v Speaker 1>out about what happens to you until like two years

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<v Speaker 1>when they're caught up. So my point is, uh, if

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<v Speaker 1>you see new people in the in the slice page

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<v Speaker 1>and new people on social media, reach out to them,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome them to the family. Absolutely. And on that note,

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<v Speaker 1>we will be having our Brooklyn Boys meet up number

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<v Speaker 1>one up at Benjamin Steakhouse Prime. And there's three Benjamin

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<v Speaker 1>steakhouses in Midtown Manhattan, so make sure you go to

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<v Speaker 1>the one that says Benjamin Steakhouse Prime. Okay, but the

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<v Speaker 1>information on how you could hang out with us. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a three course dinner which includes free dessert. Make your

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<v Speaker 1>reservation ahead of time because it is a limited space available,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're making a reservation. Includes leaving your credit card

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<v Speaker 1>to show that you're actually coming, that you're locked in,

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<v Speaker 1>ripped the knob off kind of thing. So, um, this

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<v Speaker 1>some room left, but I I would not leave it

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<v Speaker 1>up to a phone call reservation and then I would

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<v Speaker 1>take care of it. Details on that at Benjamin Steakhouse

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. And we'll see you Saturday, September ten, five o'clock. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and by the way, I think you can go to

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<v Speaker 1>Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys end. It'll go

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<v Speaker 1>right there. Yeah, either way if you're a fan of

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<v Speaker 1>slashes and things like that. So, hey, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I love how, I love how as you as you

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<v Speaker 1>decided you know you you were, you were leaving the

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<v Speaker 1>morning show. You you called me out on your way

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<v Speaker 1>out the door about something that I did that I

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<v Speaker 1>from the from the weekend, and this kind of this

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<v Speaker 1>kind of got me a little bit. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>bit my tongue because like Brodie's having his moment, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna live. But on the podcast, all right, all bets

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<v Speaker 1>are off and the gloves are coming off. Well here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. You're gonna hear me describe it in the

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<v Speaker 1>clip later. I know you won't because I was on

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<v Speaker 1>the whole show. So, by the way, go back and

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the ELM Straight Morning Show from Friday on

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<v Speaker 1>the on demand channel. I was the entire show from

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<v Speaker 1>seven to ten East Coast time, so that's not on

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast, only the first break that I did when

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<v Speaker 1>I first explained. So yeah, so why don't you reiterate? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that so the Sunday, so, uh, the week of the

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<v Speaker 1>eighth was my last week, right, I worked the eighth uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I had I had UH scheduled to be

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<v Speaker 1>off on the ninth because I was getting my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>at the airport coming back from Europe. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody said, why is he spending more time with his

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<v Speaker 1>family and his daughter came back from Europe and now

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<v Speaker 1>he's leaving for Europe. Okay, my daughter is coming home.

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<v Speaker 1>She's home. Now, she's home permanently. I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 1>away for a week. My job would have been permanent.

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<v Speaker 1>So this one listener didn't understand. She was upset that

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't make any sense. Why would I go to

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<v Speaker 1>Europe if I if I'm leaving my job to spend

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<v Speaker 1>more time with my family. My daughter comes off from

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<v Speaker 1>Europe and I leave for Europe. Well, the cruise isn't

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<v Speaker 1>my schedule. The cruise is when the show is getting

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<v Speaker 1>on a cruise because we have a partnership with Norwegian

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<v Speaker 1>Cruise Line. It's my last work thing, and my daughter

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<v Speaker 1>decided to come home when she wanted. She doesn't plan

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<v Speaker 1>her coming homes around my no reagon. Okay, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to get into the weeds on it. But okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so so so okay. So that was the eighth and

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<v Speaker 1>the ninth, and then I, you know, I had I

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<v Speaker 1>had conversations with the big wigs and we were working

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<v Speaker 1>everything out, and it was very stressful to me because

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<v Speaker 1>there was a lot of you know, paperwork and and

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<v Speaker 1>and you have to you know, because uh, we had

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<v Speaker 1>contracts with the Brooklyn Boys and different things. We had

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<v Speaker 1>to work out details about me not being an employee

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<v Speaker 1>with the podcast. It doesn't matter, but that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>took a little while. So I'm very stressed about it

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<v Speaker 1>all going smoothly and and thinking about what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say on the air when It's my time to come on.

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<v Speaker 1>And my daughter needs me to drop her off at

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<v Speaker 1>the train station not far from Scary's house, right, she

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<v Speaker 1>wants to go into Manhattan. So I drop her off,

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<v Speaker 1>and I called Skier and I said, hey, ma'am, I

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<v Speaker 1>had asked you to bring um to bring some stuff

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<v Speaker 1>home for me that I left in the studio. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I swing by. I'm five minutes away. So of course

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<v Speaker 1>Scary goes, yeah, of course here here, you'll come down. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm five minutes away. I get there about eight minutes

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<v Speaker 1>later because there was a street closure. I'll go round

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<v Speaker 1>and around, and I get there and I pull up

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<v Speaker 1>to Scary's big circular driveway with his big doorman, fancy entrance. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's not you know, I live in a

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<v Speaker 1>humble abode ye. Yes, So so I sit there and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting. I'm waiting and I'm there like ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>which is now seventeen minutes since I said i'll be

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<v Speaker 1>there in five go what doll? So I text him,

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<v Speaker 1>I like, I'm here. Almost ten minutes go by, and

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<v Speaker 1>he he comes down and my box of stuff is

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<v Speaker 1>at the front door. It wasn't like he was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to gather it or he couldn't find it. Now, a

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<v Speaker 1>normal person, when you say i'll be there in five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes and you live in an apartment building high up

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<v Speaker 1>on a mega floor, you start coming down, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh so like, oh Brodie stuffs in the lobby. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just come down now I'm dressed, which you are, but

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't come down. So first and foremost, what how

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<v Speaker 1>are you waiting for? Okay, here's what happened Lincoln Park.

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<v Speaker 1>I I was invited to a pool party, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was changing into my bathing suit. And when, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, you you give me no time. How much

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<v Speaker 1>did you give me? How much heads up did you

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<v Speaker 1>give me that you you didn't know? You said, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the neighborhood. I want to pick up that

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<v Speaker 1>box of stuff. So I said, I like five minutes away.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Yeah, But the thing is, you can't interrupt

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<v Speaker 1>my sunday when I'm just I have a flow to

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<v Speaker 1>my sunday and i'm and I'm hanging out with my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my leisure time and you just interrupt with the

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<v Speaker 1>phone call and say, how I'm five minutes away. So

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<v Speaker 1>you say, you introduced this idea, you spring it upon me.

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<v Speaker 1>So so now I have to stop what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>What were you doing? Because because you hold on, I

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<v Speaker 1>was putting on some block and I had an uber

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<v Speaker 1>that was coming for me. So I canceled uber immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lie. That's not a lie I didn't share.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lie based on what you said to me later.

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<v Speaker 1>So it hold on, hold on, hold on. So then

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<v Speaker 1>I go downstairs and then you know, it took me

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<v Speaker 1>a while to actually spring into motion. But here's here's

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<v Speaker 1>how I see this. If I'm if You're just giving

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<v Speaker 1>me a five minute heads up that you're coming to

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<v Speaker 1>my apartment to pick something up when there was no

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<v Speaker 1>plan to do that prior to that. I have every

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<v Speaker 1>right to take a couple of extra minutes to get

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<v Speaker 1>on board and get downstairs eighteen minutes. Well, you were

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<v Speaker 1>in the neighborhood. You obviously weren't going anywhere. Well, why

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't you say to me on the phone, Hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta cancel the uber I'm putting sunblock on. Because

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't about that, It wasn't about me. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just I got to hand you. I had to hand

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<v Speaker 1>you this box. Yeah, he saw me right down. So

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<v Speaker 1>he comes down eighteen minutes later, and he looks stressed.

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<v Speaker 1>I had scared. What's the matter? Now, keep in mind,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having a stressful week, just a lot on my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I got, you know, things going on, And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, what's going on? Oh, they're ruining my sunday?

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<v Speaker 1>I saw I say about who's ruining his Sunday? Is

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<v Speaker 1>our company calling in because there was a problem with

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<v Speaker 1>the shows? Is there's something that went wrong over the weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>What's go what are they is it? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's calling you? Dude, I'm gonna get the second name wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't really matter, it goes dude, you don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>They're driving me crazy. Who what's the matter is? Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you look terrible. You look like you saw a ghost,

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<v Speaker 1>he says. David David Jimmy. They want me to David Falco. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>David Jimmy is a morning show from Columbus. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I couldn't remember the second name. I tell you that,

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<v Speaker 1>so David Falco. Oh, David Falco, you don't understand. They're

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<v Speaker 1>calling me, not stop. They want me to come to

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<v Speaker 1>a rooftop pool and have drinks with them on a

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday when I'm relaxing. So I go, I look at

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, oh see you you have the problems,

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<v Speaker 1>you have the stress? My bad. This is typical Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>trying to flip the script because once again I was

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<v Speaker 1>enjoying my Sunday and I made you a favor. Tragic,

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<v Speaker 1>but you were invited to a pool you didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you wanted to go. I felt like, uh, the

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<v Speaker 1>guy is five minutes away from me and he's calling

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<v Speaker 1>my house, giving me five minutes of notice. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>what let me, let me just stop what I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>and drop everything to get him his box of ship

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<v Speaker 1>day was being ruined by David Falco, who wanted you

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, oh, I'm trying to relax on the Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>and then that they have well, because I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>make it look like that you know that that I

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<v Speaker 1>had other things in irons in the fire, which I did,

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<v Speaker 1>and and that there was a lot happening. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was eighteen minutes late. So I made you

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<v Speaker 1>wait for how how long? Twelve minutes? Well, thirteen total

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<v Speaker 1>from the five he said, you'd be down thirteen minutes

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<v Speaker 1>roughly with the seven minutes. That's not bad that I

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<v Speaker 1>actually stopped what I was doing and then and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>face and then made you. I want you to thank

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<v Speaker 1>thank me, because that's quickly said. I could have easily said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know something, dude, I'm busy, come back another day

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<v Speaker 1>and then make you make a forty minute drive out

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<v Speaker 1>here to my place on a random day of the

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<v Speaker 1>week when you had no intention of coming out here.

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<v Speaker 1>So you should thank me for saying, Hey, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop what I'm doing I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna drop everything. I'm gonna hang it bro okay. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then what you do when I when

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<v Speaker 1>I when I said I gotta go, you went and

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<v Speaker 1>walk around the court. He went grocery shopping. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>had to. I had to get a bottle of liquor

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<v Speaker 1>because I can't show up empty handed right to the

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<v Speaker 1>bool pool party that you didn't really want to go to. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a spontaneous guy, oh oh bo, except when I

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<v Speaker 1>call you, then you're not spontaneous. Thank you, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>No coming, I'm coming. I'm gonna get up right now

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<v Speaker 1>and run downstairs spontaneous. You just gave me a whole

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<v Speaker 1>speech about how you interrupted me. I had like I

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<v Speaker 1>had to do stop show minutes. But that's that's fontaneous point.

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<v Speaker 1>My point is I spontaneously decided to go to this party.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything happened within a half hour, and then your call

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<v Speaker 1>came in. So you told me you weren't sure you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go. I didn't know. That was another thing

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<v Speaker 1>because after after I went to go get that bottle,

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<v Speaker 1>I still have to go back upstairs and change into

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<v Speaker 1>a bathing suit because I didn't have a bathing suit

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<v Speaker 1>on so yeah, So, yeah, my day was thrown into flux. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I say this is zero po. You spent the

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<v Speaker 1>whole night instagram in your pool life. Come on, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I am I supposed to just am I really supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to just counch out to you. All of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know, the Master David is calling me. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me stop everything. Listen. You didn't see me in six days,

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<v Speaker 1>and be nice of you if you hustle down a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Let's go, let's hustle. You were in the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing you the favor. I was the one.

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<v Speaker 1>I was the one who got that stuff together for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was brought at home and slept in to my apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah okay, so okay, so I expect that apology right now. Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is she just hit the commercials the Boys podcast? Well

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<v Speaker 1>be right back. Yeah, the podcast is not gonna change. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of of of slices, I wanted to send a

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to someone I haven't heard from on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not about the grape soda for me, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have I have not seen her Twitter account. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think she has a Twitter account anymore, and I want

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure she's okay and that she and her

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<v Speaker 1>family are still listening. So shout out to Lacey Goodman.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope everything's good with you. Uh, find a way

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<v Speaker 1>to reach out to us if you see I remember

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<v Speaker 1>her grape soda. Lacy from Alabama? Yes, how she U?

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<v Speaker 1>She's doing okay? Now you're can ask me a question.

0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:53.560
<v Speaker 1>I just said what I know? All right? Well, well

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<v Speaker 1>Lacey from Lacy in a while, Brody, how's Lacy? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know. If she's needs to feel better, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Also, shout out to E d M S

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<v Speaker 1>Underscore Memes. Um. They they are Instagram account of run

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<v Speaker 1>by slices. I'm assuming definitely E d M S fans,

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<v Speaker 1>and they put up hilarious memes about our show, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>a different meme for each member of the show. And apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>uh Friday, I guess after my final day on the air,

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<v Speaker 1>they put up a uh and asked me anything and

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<v Speaker 1>said what do you like most about Brody? And you

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<v Speaker 1>can go to e E d M S Underscore Memes

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<v Speaker 1>and look at their saved stories and look at them.

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<v Speaker 1>I am I don't there's no names attached, but I

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<v Speaker 1>am blown away by the kind words from people. So

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for that. Very nice. Thank thank you d

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<v Speaker 1>M s Underscore memes for doing that. That was very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So so I have my boy toilet Brian, Remember toilet Brian. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he falls asleep on the toilet. Yeah, Well, he gets

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<v Speaker 1>drunk or whatever, he's tired, he falls asleep on your toilet.

0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:08.960
<v Speaker 1>And this happened back and when we were in Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>together hanging out the guy. I don't know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know if it's a I gotta look

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<v Speaker 1>this up. If people get drunk and they go and

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<v Speaker 1>they fall asleep on the toilet in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the night, but they Alvis, they Alvis Presley. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday we went out the toilet. Brian was in town.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, he's crashing on my couch for a few days.

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<v Speaker 1>Has he ever paid for a hotel when he comes

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<v Speaker 1>to the area. No, No, Should I charge him rent? No?

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<v Speaker 1>But I think I think he should be more respectful

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<v Speaker 1>of your toilet, is what I'm saying. Go on, what happened. So,

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<v Speaker 1>so we got home last night, Well, I get home

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<v Speaker 1>and he stayed out drinking till all hours. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>I wake up this morning to go into the you

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<v Speaker 1>know how to get up, go to work, go into

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, turn the light on. There he is living

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<v Speaker 1>up to his name. Brian on the toy asleep. He

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<v Speaker 1>was asleep on the toilet again. Now this time I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't take any pictures, but I still have that that

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<v Speaker 1>classic picture from that time in Vegas, which I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>is this really happening right now? He literally had his

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<v Speaker 1>his pants around his ankles. He was sitting on the

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<v Speaker 1>toilet and his his hand between his leg to keep

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<v Speaker 1>his uh yeah, his penis uh you know down, I guess. Oh,

0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:26.240
<v Speaker 1>speaking of penises, I've got some penis audio later leave

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<v Speaker 1>it at that, but yeah, so I'm like, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not audio of a penis your Brian, Brian, your

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<v Speaker 1>wake up, Wake up, dude. I gotta get any I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go to take a shower, go to work. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so, so he finally did wake up. My dude, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>get a hold of yourself. Finish up. But who falls

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<v Speaker 1>asleep on the toilet? Huh Brian? So what do he say?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he say anything? Who else falls asleep on the toilet? Uh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>one I know but Brian, right exactly. So Brian is

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<v Speaker 1>an anomaly. I don't know, but maybe the slices. No

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<v Speaker 1>people who fall asleep on the toilet, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just it's just a weird place. It's got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a very uncomfortable sleep too, I mean, you know who,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Whatever, we'll move on from that. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's in town, hanging out. I got a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>see him, and my boy told down and remember told

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<v Speaker 1>Darren from London, well not from London, but told Darren

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<v Speaker 1>from here but moved to London. He's in town with

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<v Speaker 1>his family. It's just a very busy, hectic week. But

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like everybody wants to see me. And here

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<v Speaker 1>I am forty eight hours away from uh having to

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<v Speaker 1>uh to embark on this this trip to Iceland. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you ask me, when it rains, it poores, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll go a whole month when nobody asks me

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<v Speaker 1>to do ship. But now everybody's in town, everybody wants

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<v Speaker 1>to hang out. Hey can you do this? Hey? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you go out here? Can you? You know? And I

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<v Speaker 1>stood home tonight. This is my dead occasion to you, Brodie.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. The Mets are playing the Yankees at Yankee Stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>Toilet Prian and a bunch of my friends all went

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<v Speaker 1>to get to the game tonight. They had an extra

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<v Speaker 1>ticket and they asked me if I wanted to go,

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<v Speaker 1>And at first I was like, yeah, well let me go.

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<v Speaker 1>Let let me, let me, let me really burn the

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<v Speaker 1>candle at both ends here, and then I thought, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>wait a second. We gotta record. So so here we are,

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<v Speaker 1>all right there, Brodie, you're very quiet. I'm good. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>You had mentioned the Mets Yankee game. You guys know

0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:33.280
<v Speaker 1>where Mets fans. You may not be Mets fans. I

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<v Speaker 1>know a lot of you might be Phillies fans. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to shout out the general. Scary. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what the general is, not the not the and

0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:45.880
<v Speaker 1>not the Chicken general. So no, not General, so's chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>No the generals General. If you're a Mets fan, you

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<v Speaker 1>know who the seven line Army is. If you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a Mets fan, the seven Train is the New York

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<v Speaker 1>City subway that goes to City Field. So this large

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<v Speaker 1>group of Mets fans that were the same, uh call

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<v Speaker 1>the shirts, call themselves a seven line army in the

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<v Speaker 1>center field bleachers in New York right at the Mets games.

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<v Speaker 1>But they also will have like a season long tour

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<v Speaker 1>where they'll buy out like fire tickets in a section

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<v Speaker 1>around the country, and the stadiums that for other teams

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<v Speaker 1>are aware of them, and we'll put aside tickets sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>right because they're selling fifteen hundred tickets. Who wouldn't want

0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:29.280
<v Speaker 1>to sell fifteen hundred tickets? So you can follow these

0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:30.960
<v Speaker 1>guys and like, oh, we're all going to San Diego

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<v Speaker 1>on the third. Okay, Well, the Mets played the Phillies

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<v Speaker 1>this past weekend, and you know, the first pitch scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I had the honor of throwing out the first pitch

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<v Speaker 1>at a Mets game. And we've we've thrown our first

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<v Speaker 1>pitches at Brooklyn Cyclones games and Staton On Yankee games.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big honor, it's a big to do um.

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<v Speaker 1>But usually you're you're a fan of the home team, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you should be well at Citizens Bank Park

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<v Speaker 1>where the Phillies play this past weekend. A man known

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<v Speaker 1>as the General from the seven Line Army, not the founder,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's known as the General whatever he got his

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<v Speaker 1>title from. That's that's what they call him. His Mets

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<v Speaker 1>jersey says General on the back. He threw out the

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<v Speaker 1>first pitch at the Phillies Mets game. How the hell

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<v Speaker 1>do the Citizens Bank Park? How did he do that? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>why would the Phillies welcome that? Because he's because the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest salesperson. He he sold the most tickets for the Phillies.

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<v Speaker 1>You're very close. The Phillies have a rule that if

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<v Speaker 1>you sell I don't know, fifteen hundred tickets approximately, you

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<v Speaker 1>get to throw out the first pitch, like, thank you

0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:40.920
<v Speaker 1>for doing that, here's your honor. Well, the seven line

0:21:41.040 --> 0:21:44.520
<v Speaker 1>Army sold I think fourteen hundred and something tickets, so

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<v Speaker 1>they got the honor as the people buying the and

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<v Speaker 1>he organized her. He was he was elected as a

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<v Speaker 1>rep for the seven line Army. Hilarious. So a guy

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<v Speaker 1>in a Mets jersey, he was using, a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>Mets jersey was on the mound. On the mound, I

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<v Speaker 1>love this at a Phillies game, and they were of

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<v Speaker 1>course booing him. So to me, that is Mets fan

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<v Speaker 1>of the month for doing that. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>kudos for the Philly to the Phillies the organization for

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<v Speaker 1>honoring that, because they could have easily said nah, sorry

0:22:20.920 --> 0:22:23.600
<v Speaker 1>and just change the rules. But they could have said,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't wear the metric on the field. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>taking a dump in their clubhouse. I mean, that is

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<v Speaker 1>just that's not good. You can't do that. But they did.

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<v Speaker 1>They allowed it. I'm surprised. And he threw it to

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<v Speaker 1>a Philly catcher. Yeah, so shout out, shout out to

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<v Speaker 1>the general. This is great. Yeah, it's online because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know what night was, the Saturday night, maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>double header. That's great. And they sold tickets. Yeah, fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>or fifteen hundred, and that's awesome. That's a lot of

0:22:53.320 --> 0:22:56.520
<v Speaker 1>money for the Philly was Friday, the Phillies organization. Good,

0:22:56.600 --> 0:22:59.280
<v Speaker 1>good for them. Just google Mets fan throws out first

0:22:59.280 --> 0:23:03.919
<v Speaker 1>pitch at the Phillies game. That's bad, Philly. I'm sorry.

0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a Phillies fan. I'm not rooting for you,

0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:08.920
<v Speaker 1>but I'm sorry. That's that's not good. That's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a great thing. I think they honored

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<v Speaker 1>to promise because the owner is not the fans. The

0:23:16.840 --> 0:23:20.880
<v Speaker 1>owner is getting ripped for it. He put he put

0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:22.960
<v Speaker 1>them on it, he put a price. I guess he

0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:25.680
<v Speaker 1>never thought that the deal would work out that way,

0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:28.199
<v Speaker 1>but he should have planned ahead. There should have been

0:23:28.200 --> 0:23:30.120
<v Speaker 1>a stipulation in the contract. You can't wear a much.

0:23:30.480 --> 0:23:35.359
<v Speaker 1>They can't wear the other team's jersey. Come on. I

0:23:35.400 --> 0:23:39.120
<v Speaker 1>had a fun weekend. Actually, um my parents joined me

0:23:39.760 --> 0:23:43.040
<v Speaker 1>and my sister, her, my brother in law, the kids,

0:23:43.280 --> 0:23:45.760
<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend, my girlfriend. We all we went down at

0:23:45.760 --> 0:23:49.040
<v Speaker 1>the the Jersey Shore and we had a nice family

0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:51.720
<v Speaker 1>fund day at the Jersey Shore in Asbury Park, you know,

0:23:51.800 --> 0:23:55.920
<v Speaker 1>my favorite place. Yeah. And I don't know if if, maybe,

0:23:56.520 --> 0:23:59.000
<v Speaker 1>maybe my parents are the anomaly. I don't know if

0:23:59.000 --> 0:24:01.440
<v Speaker 1>they're the one to do it and no one else does.

0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:05.679
<v Speaker 1>But my mother's like it starts like three o'clock. She

0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:08.760
<v Speaker 1>starts like wrapping up. She's like, all right, I gotta go.

0:24:09.000 --> 0:24:11.199
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go in the room, gotta get dressed, and

0:24:11.200 --> 0:24:14.520
<v Speaker 1>gotta leave. I'm like, my, it's a beautiful Friday afternoon.

0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:17.159
<v Speaker 1>Friday was gorgeous. I'm like, it's Gordon. It's not a

0:24:17.200 --> 0:24:20.200
<v Speaker 1>cloud on this guy. There's low humidity, it's eighty two degrees.

0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Even the pool was heated. She was in the pool

0:24:24.600 --> 0:24:26.960
<v Speaker 1>and you know, I'm like, the day is not done,

0:24:27.000 --> 0:24:30.399
<v Speaker 1>and where are you guys going. She's, oh, we gotta

0:24:30.480 --> 0:24:33.000
<v Speaker 1>bob aque to go to tomorrow afternoon that we gotta

0:24:33.000 --> 0:24:38.199
<v Speaker 1>get ready for. Well, this is what I guess this

0:24:38.240 --> 0:24:41.320
<v Speaker 1>happens when you get old. Clearly they aren't spontaneous like

0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:45.360
<v Speaker 1>their sons Scary Jones. They said, my mother is like, yeah,

0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:47.040
<v Speaker 1>we gotta go. I said, well, what do you What

0:24:47.280 --> 0:24:49.200
<v Speaker 1>are you in a rush for? That's hanging out to

0:24:49.200 --> 0:24:51.280
<v Speaker 1>at least five six o'clock and then you go home

0:24:51.320 --> 0:24:53.560
<v Speaker 1>and then you go to dinner or whatever. They weren't

0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:55.560
<v Speaker 1>even hungry. They had no dinner on the agenda. There

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:57.120
<v Speaker 1>was nowhere to go to the rest of the night.

0:24:57.440 --> 0:25:02.080
<v Speaker 1>So she's like, I, I gotta make a salad. And

0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:05.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm like what. She goes, Yeah, she goes, everyone's bringing

0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:08.240
<v Speaker 1>something to this barbecue for tomorrow, and I gotta make

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:10.959
<v Speaker 1>a salad. I'm like, how long does it take them?

0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:16.720
<v Speaker 1>Like a fucking salad you gotta buy? Okay, it was

0:25:16.760 --> 0:25:19.000
<v Speaker 1>in a macaroni salad, but it was just it was

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:22.040
<v Speaker 1>it was like tomatoes and onions and cucumbers and and

0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:25.000
<v Speaker 1>let's salad. You just go by all the ship that

0:25:25.080 --> 0:25:27.440
<v Speaker 1>you hate, so you go to Costco. I gotta make

0:25:27.440 --> 0:25:30.400
<v Speaker 1>a big salad and and I and I and I said,

0:25:30.440 --> 0:25:32.240
<v Speaker 1>all right, look, I get it, you don't want to

0:25:32.240 --> 0:25:34.480
<v Speaker 1>buy a pre made one. But even if you don't

0:25:34.520 --> 0:25:36.439
<v Speaker 1>have anything in the house, and you gotta make a

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:39.880
<v Speaker 1>stop at a grocery store and buy all the ingredients

0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:42.560
<v Speaker 1>for the salad and then bring it home and then

0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:46.040
<v Speaker 1>chop everything, and then what because it's a giant salad

0:25:49.280 --> 0:25:52.200
<v Speaker 1>tops right, and then and then another Maybe let's call

0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 1>it out an hour to make the salad because it's

0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:58.200
<v Speaker 1>gourmet and she's gotta chop stuff up. So the whole

0:25:58.280 --> 0:26:01.000
<v Speaker 1>process in going to the store are buying the stuff,

0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:05.880
<v Speaker 1>taking this stuff home, chopping, cutting, cold aiding. How long

0:26:05.880 --> 0:26:10.280
<v Speaker 1>does that take? Brodie forty minutes? And I don't give

0:26:10.320 --> 0:26:13.880
<v Speaker 1>it two hours an older woman two hours, say two hours.

0:26:14.440 --> 0:26:16.679
<v Speaker 1>But let me ask you a question, then, why the

0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:19.359
<v Speaker 1>fund does she's gotta leave at three o'clock. She's gotta

0:26:19.440 --> 0:26:25.520
<v Speaker 1>mentally prepare to make a salad. Dude, if that was

0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:28.239
<v Speaker 1>me or you, what we do we we wake up

0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:30.119
<v Speaker 1>the morning, I was like, oh funk I gotta make

0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:34.320
<v Speaker 1>a salad from a cater in place, or at eleven

0:26:34.359 --> 0:26:37.240
<v Speaker 1>o'clock in the morning, I'm like sitting there chopping up

0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:39.679
<v Speaker 1>ship and then I'm rolling out of my house that

0:26:39.840 --> 0:26:44.080
<v Speaker 1>same day. But she needed for whatever reason, this mentally

0:26:44.160 --> 0:26:46.960
<v Speaker 1>prepare or this mental block. And what was your father doing?

0:26:47.080 --> 0:26:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Was he like okay, yeah exactly, Oh yeah, okay, so

0:26:52.040 --> 0:26:54.280
<v Speaker 1>we gotta go. She's gotta make a salad. I know,

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 1>I know, guys are like in paradise right now. This

0:26:57.640 --> 0:27:00.240
<v Speaker 1>is we got. We got. We got there worried and ants.

0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:02.520
<v Speaker 1>We got the cushion in the chairs with there's only

0:27:02.600 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 1>six cushion he chairs at this hotel, and they got

0:27:06.000 --> 0:27:07.359
<v Speaker 1>the cushion the ones that they had it for the

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:10.240
<v Speaker 1>day that you get up early and and and and

0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:13.120
<v Speaker 1>and claim all the chairs. They did. They got eight

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:15.200
<v Speaker 1>o'clock in the morning to get those chairs, and they're

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:16.719
<v Speaker 1>ready to they're get ready to part with them at

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:19.200
<v Speaker 1>three o'clock on a gorgeous sunny day because you got

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:20.960
<v Speaker 1>to go to a store and buy the ingredients to

0:27:21.000 --> 0:27:23.399
<v Speaker 1>make a salad for a barbecue that's not happening for

0:27:23.440 --> 0:27:27.199
<v Speaker 1>the twenty four hours. So these are the kind of

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.720
<v Speaker 1>people that get up super early to get the chairs.

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:31.760
<v Speaker 1>So maybe your mom wanted to get up super early

0:27:31.760 --> 0:27:35.359
<v Speaker 1>to get the best lettuce. Dude, No, it wasn't going

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:37.479
<v Speaker 1>down like that. So I know the answer to this,

0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:40.480
<v Speaker 1>but maybe hold on, hold on, let me ask you

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<v Speaker 1>a question first, what are the odds that your father

0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:48.679
<v Speaker 1>often to help in any way? Would he say, ro

0:27:48.800 --> 0:27:50.919
<v Speaker 1>let me chop up something to help you out. He's

0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:53.879
<v Speaker 1>the salad. He's in the grilled ship. Yeah, he grills.

0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:57.320
<v Speaker 1>He would never help her in the kitchen cut stuff up. No, right,

0:27:57.720 --> 0:27:59.919
<v Speaker 1>you could have said, well, because he could have said, roll,

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:02.000
<v Speaker 1>let's stay at the beach a little while, I'll help you.

0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Come up that. Let us let's stay like an hour later,

0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I'll help you. I'll do the shopping. No, he didn't.

0:28:08.320 --> 0:28:10.640
<v Speaker 1>So it's his fault then too, because he didn't offer

0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:12.159
<v Speaker 1>to help her. She knows she just to do it

0:28:12.160 --> 0:28:14.240
<v Speaker 1>all by herself. And then he's gonna take credit for

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 1>the salad the next day. You know he's gonna get credit.

0:28:16.480 --> 0:28:19.359
<v Speaker 1>You know they're gonna go, hey, hey, Mr Mrs Skeary,

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 1>thank you for the salad. They're gonna go hey, no problem,

0:28:21.640 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 1>he's gonna go, no problem. It's all pleasure. Meanwhile, your

0:28:24.400 --> 0:28:27.880
<v Speaker 1>mom made it. Your mom, your mother, your mother, your mother. Man,

0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:31.600
<v Speaker 1>My parents are notorious for doing things like that, where,

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:35.800
<v Speaker 1>for instance, hey, let's go to brunch on Sunday, and

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 1>they're like, no, no, no, no, we can't, we can't.

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:44.320
<v Speaker 1>We're leaving Wednesday for Maryland. We're going to We're going

0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 1>and we're going to get crabs or no, we're gonna

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:48.920
<v Speaker 1>get crab cakes and stuff. We're gonna you know, you know,

0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:51.560
<v Speaker 1>we're going to Maine for lobster, like they're going on

0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 1>one of their road trips. I'm like, dude, that's Wednesday.

0:28:54.760 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what does that have to do with having

0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:59.479
<v Speaker 1>brunch with your son on a Sunday? Oh, it's just

0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 1>to my We got so much to do and prepare.

0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:04.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think maybe parents just get into that

0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>mode where they have to prepare for things like they

0:29:07.080 --> 0:29:09.200
<v Speaker 1>or they can't. They have to block out their schedule

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:12.360
<v Speaker 1>of four days on either side of something. I don't know.

0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Does your mother only have one outfit? It's like, I

0:29:15.600 --> 0:29:20.680
<v Speaker 1>can't wait outfit Sunday, I gotta wear Wednesday. No, no,

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 1>that's my I can't wear my Wednesday outfit on Sunday.

0:29:23.840 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I can't wear that to brunch. Or is she worried

0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 1>about gaining weight for her girlish figure. She's none of it,

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:33.880
<v Speaker 1>none of it, none of it. It's possible. Scary now,

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:37.480
<v Speaker 1>hear me out here, It's possible. I'm trying to psychoanalyze

0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:40.600
<v Speaker 1>your mom and your dad here. But from what I've read,

0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 1>they may hate you. What are you talking about? Well, look,

0:29:46.360 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>let's let's add up to facts. They make up some

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:51.720
<v Speaker 1>lame excuse about salad to get away from you, even

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:54.280
<v Speaker 1>though they're in paradise. Then they make up some lame

0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:56.400
<v Speaker 1>excuse where they can't go to brunch with you so

0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:59.680
<v Speaker 1>that four days later they can go somewhere else three

0:29:59.760 --> 0:30:02.600
<v Speaker 1>days later. The only pattern I see, and it makes

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 1>any sense, is they're doing and saying things that make

0:30:05.240 --> 0:30:10.200
<v Speaker 1>no sense. But the ultimate prize is getting away from you. Okay,

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:15.440
<v Speaker 1>be it as it may. I'm telling you preposterous, you know.

0:30:15.560 --> 0:30:17.360
<v Speaker 1>And my girlfriend does the same thing, by the way,

0:30:17.400 --> 0:30:23.640
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't. She's she's she's similar, she's similar. Tell me

0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:26.760
<v Speaker 1>about it. Well, she had some she's gotten some paid

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:29.480
<v Speaker 1>time off right now, Okay, her her company did a

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:31.880
<v Speaker 1>beautiful thing which I wanted to talk about me too,

0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:37.239
<v Speaker 1>by the way. All right, Yeah, she she's taking some

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:39.080
<v Speaker 1>time off. She wants to get out of here. She

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:42.560
<v Speaker 1>she's going, uh, and she wants to go. She obviously

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:46.080
<v Speaker 1>has this Iceland trip with me. She's leaving with me.

0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:50.360
<v Speaker 1>She's going on the trip right now. She still had

0:30:50.400 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 1>all of last week off as her first week off.

0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:55.680
<v Speaker 1>She was getting six weeks, so she went into your place, right,

0:30:57.560 --> 0:30:59.920
<v Speaker 1>she had stuff to do. But the point is, I'm

0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:04.200
<v Speaker 1>telling her, make the most of your time and go

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 1>somewhere for that first week a few days. Why do

0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 1>you want to burn days doing nothing or whatever you'd

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:13.320
<v Speaker 1>want to do, hang with your girlfriends or do what

0:31:13.360 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 1>you want to do, detox and go to some yoga retreat.

0:31:16.760 --> 0:31:20.880
<v Speaker 1>She loves that ship. Well, she's like, no, no, no, no,

0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:22.840
<v Speaker 1>we have the trip coming up. I mean, that's not

0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:24.840
<v Speaker 1>it for a week and a half. After that's like

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:28.840
<v Speaker 1>twelve days into your your little sabbatical there, and she's like,

0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I can't go. I can't see. To me, I'm just

0:31:32.200 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 1>trying to eat up every last minute a free time.

0:31:34.280 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, funk, man, I got eleven days before

0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 1>my trip to Iceland. I'm going to Costa Rica, followed

0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:43.800
<v Speaker 1>by Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic and spontaneous and

0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna come home and then the next day I'm

0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:47.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna turn around and go to Iceland. I don't know.

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:48.720
<v Speaker 1>I just like to jam it all in. You know

0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. Yeah, jam it in spontaneous and call

0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 1>your girlfriend telling that. Say honey, I just want to

0:31:53.280 --> 0:31:55.040
<v Speaker 1>jam it all in. See how that gets it, and

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:57.960
<v Speaker 1>see what that goes. All right, we gotta take a break.

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:04.920
<v Speaker 1>I see where this is going podcast, Brodie, where was

0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:07.160
<v Speaker 1>it going? I don't know, man, He's going down a

0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:09.720
<v Speaker 1>very dark path. Oh that's what I would hope you

0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:14.520
<v Speaker 1>would hope for. Yo. Hey, I want to read a

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:20.840
<v Speaker 1>couple of things from social media. Um cat Kast's cat

0:32:21.440 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter in your honor. I got free dessert today.

0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:26.160
<v Speaker 1>Went to a restaurant. They charged me for something I

0:32:26.160 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't order, took twenty minutes to bring drinks, another twenty

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:32.040
<v Speaker 1>for dessert. I demanded to speak with the manager and

0:32:32.080 --> 0:32:34.080
<v Speaker 1>he asked what I wanted and I said, free dessert.

0:32:34.680 --> 0:32:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Winning so very good. So let's see. Oh I got

0:32:40.280 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>uh uh Maraton Pharaoh, I hope I pronounce your name

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:48.480
<v Speaker 1>right sent me an adorable picture of him wearing a

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boy's hat holding his son, and he said, Hi, Brody,

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:54.920
<v Speaker 1>loved the podcast. I'm Tony from uh Connecticut, just writing

0:32:54.920 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 1>to say hello from the from the Dominicans, from me

0:32:57.480 --> 0:33:00.160
<v Speaker 1>and my son Brian. He's adorable. Love you guys, keep

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:02.200
<v Speaker 1>up the great work. So I got a Brooklyn Boys hat,

0:33:02.240 --> 0:33:04.960
<v Speaker 1>which is a good reminder. Uh, scary. What's the web

0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:08.600
<v Speaker 1>address to get our merchandise? Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel

0:33:08.680 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 1>dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. H.

0:33:13.040 --> 0:33:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Shelley W. That's at Love to Rescue. Uh. Spelling makes

0:33:17.240 --> 0:33:19.440
<v Speaker 1>a big difference. I think I will pass on these.

0:33:20.080 --> 0:33:24.520
<v Speaker 1>She sent me a picture of muffins or little bread rolls,

0:33:24.520 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 1>maybe their bread rolls, and it says please use tongues

0:33:28.720 --> 0:33:37.960
<v Speaker 1>to pick up pastries. Now that is a great a

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:40.920
<v Speaker 1>great sign. Uh. And then uh, I think, oh, a couple,

0:33:40.960 --> 0:33:46.440
<v Speaker 1>a couple more here. Um. Joshua Garcia says anyone interested

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 1>in tacos and sent a picture of a place called

0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 1>stands Tacos. I'm going it stands for tacos. Why does

0:33:55.880 --> 0:33:58.280
<v Speaker 1>it have to be a Spanish name or Mexican or what?

0:33:58.640 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Hold on? Hold on, it's not a taco stand. Look,

0:34:02.080 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 1>we talked about this, like Stacy's pizza stand is an

0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:09.920
<v Speaker 1>accountant stand works at a Delhi that sells corned beef

0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:14.440
<v Speaker 1>stand doesn't make tacos. I'm sorry, listen. Don't judge a

0:34:14.440 --> 0:34:17.319
<v Speaker 1>book by its cover, man, That's how we do. That's

0:34:17.320 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>our podcast. We judge a book by its cover. You

0:34:20.719 --> 0:34:23.959
<v Speaker 1>are once again, I'm the guy that with the open mind. Here,

0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm the guy with the open mind. You are not.

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:32.080
<v Speaker 1>You are the closed minded fool. Because I care if

0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:37.200
<v Speaker 1>I see if I see Isabel's pizza, I'm gonna have it.

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't care. I'm going into Isabel's pizza. I'm going

0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:46.040
<v Speaker 1>into You know, it doesn't just because you don't have

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:50.400
<v Speaker 1>the name that sounds like it belongs with that ethnicity

0:34:50.560 --> 0:34:54.400
<v Speaker 1>who cooks that cuisine does not mean that is bad.

0:34:54.880 --> 0:34:57.359
<v Speaker 1>You've got to get over that. It's been a this

0:34:57.400 --> 0:34:59.640
<v Speaker 1>has been a stumbling block for you for years. This

0:34:59.719 --> 0:35:01.440
<v Speaker 1>is not doing it, by the way, It's a I

0:35:01.520 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 1>think it's a character flaw. I don't have any flaws.

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Everybody knows that. So I will tell you. Speaking of food,

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:11.399
<v Speaker 1>and you and I disagree on food, I had lunch

0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:17.560
<v Speaker 1>with our good friend. Uh Darren, Oh, did you really now?

0:35:17.600 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 1>What do you think of Darren as a manager of people,

0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:23.960
<v Speaker 1>as a as an important voice in New York he's

0:35:23.960 --> 0:35:26.600
<v Speaker 1>a powerful guy. Accomplished a lot you want a lot

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:28.760
<v Speaker 1>of used to run all the jingle balls across the country,

0:35:28.880 --> 0:35:31.840
<v Speaker 1>used to run the entire I Heart Radio tent pole events,

0:35:31.880 --> 0:35:34.279
<v Speaker 1>all the all the festivals and all that stuff. And

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:36.120
<v Speaker 1>he's a he would say, he's a man of wealth

0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 1>and power and dignity. He was at Madison's Garden for

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:43.719
<v Speaker 1>the longest time running that ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what

0:35:43.760 --> 0:35:47.319
<v Speaker 1>about it? Why? Well, so you know, uh, you know

0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:51.879
<v Speaker 1>he's uh man, he's Jewish, Yes, I do, yes, right, yes,

0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:54.719
<v Speaker 1>I do. So I told him that I went with

0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:58.800
<v Speaker 1>you to lunch at Saddel's. Oh god, And he said,

0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:02.440
<v Speaker 1>too much, Jill. That sucks. The bagels are awful. Thank you,

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Mike Drop, thank you. He said that. Yeah. No, I said,

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 1>what do you think? And he that's exactly what he said.

0:36:11.000 --> 0:36:13.720
<v Speaker 1>He said, Jews don't eat there. The bagels are terrible

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:16.839
<v Speaker 1>and they cover everything with dill. That's not good. I said,

0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 1>I love you, Dan, I'm gonna tell scary so fuck you.

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:27.320
<v Speaker 1>So there you go. You know what. I'm sorry. Listen,

0:36:27.360 --> 0:36:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Mario Carbone, who who owns that place? I think he

0:36:32.360 --> 0:36:36.919
<v Speaker 1>doesn't kick Mario Carbone from the Carbone Italian place. Yes

0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 1>that Saddel's belongs to his company, major food group. That

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:44.239
<v Speaker 1>you're telling me. You're telling me because I I bought

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:47.960
<v Speaker 1>a jar of Carbone sauce, because you told me carbon

0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:51.200
<v Speaker 1>is one of my favorite places. I had a jar

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 1>of Carbone sauce. I gotta tell you it's not as

0:36:53.520 --> 0:36:56.920
<v Speaker 1>good as Rio's, not as good as car Mines, not

0:36:57.000 --> 0:37:01.439
<v Speaker 1>as good as uh as Um Victor Horriors, not as good.

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:05.920
<v Speaker 1>That being said, his name is Mario Carbone, Mario Carbone

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:08.719
<v Speaker 1>C A R B O N E. Correct, and he's

0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:12.279
<v Speaker 1>an avid fan. So why don't you say no, No,

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:14.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm dying to go to the restaurant. You speak so

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:16.560
<v Speaker 1>highly of it. And by the way, the sauce was excellent.

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm just, I'm just working with you. It

0:37:18.520 --> 0:37:20.920
<v Speaker 1>was excellent sauce. But here's what I'll say, Mario Carbone,

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 1>if you're listening, I cannot wait to eat your Italian restaurant.

0:37:24.120 --> 0:37:27.080
<v Speaker 1>But please talk towards you before you open up a

0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Jewish restaurant. That's all I'm saying. I would like ye.

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 1>You know, you know who should run, you know, run

0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Sidel's stand from stands tacos, he should give up his

0:37:37.000 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 1>taco stand and he should go over to run Sidel's

0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Perfects is so popular and it's it's it's so good,

0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:47.040
<v Speaker 1>and it's hitting checking so many boxes that they're opening

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:49.640
<v Speaker 1>all over the place. There's now is some you know,

0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:54.400
<v Speaker 1>very popular, very popular. What's growing like crazy monkey pox.

0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:57.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm not eating that either. You are you are something else,

0:37:57.440 --> 0:38:00.760
<v Speaker 1>David Brodie, you know you will never change, will never change.

0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:03.399
<v Speaker 1>And and the slices don't want me to. You're right,

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:05.720
<v Speaker 1>they don't. And I don't want you to either. Frankly

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:11.200
<v Speaker 1>good hit the commercials. Oh, I'll give you permission this time. Well,

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:16.840
<v Speaker 1>let's for the let the record show. David Brody is

0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:20.560
<v Speaker 1>suggesting to go to commercials. I'll tell you why because

0:38:20.800 --> 0:38:23.359
<v Speaker 1>he's the one that that usually is the motor mount

0:38:23.440 --> 0:38:26.840
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't pause for commercials. But now he's throwing it

0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:28.920
<v Speaker 1>out there. No, I'll give you commercials. No, no, I

0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 1>want to. I got an Italian food story. So do

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:33.080
<v Speaker 1>you want my Italian food story to piggyback? What the

0:38:33.080 --> 0:38:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Italian food restaurants? We're talking about? This? Alright? Fine, it's

0:38:37.000 --> 0:38:41.799
<v Speaker 1>the man. We're all over the map today. And don't

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:46.239
<v Speaker 1>forget that audio from the Big Show coming up soon,

0:38:46.400 --> 0:38:50.799
<v Speaker 1>and that is so we're talking about Italian food and

0:38:51.080 --> 0:38:55.760
<v Speaker 1>we have a big slice, big slice uh that listen

0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:59.480
<v Speaker 1>to Star show. And he invited me and you you

0:38:59.480 --> 0:39:03.920
<v Speaker 1>haven't gone yet to uh uh to his restaurant, his

0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:08.360
<v Speaker 1>family's restaurant. And I'm talking of course about Chef Anthony.

0:39:08.640 --> 0:39:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Chef Anthony. By the way, what's the name of the place.

0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:16.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you, Emilio's Bulato. Now you have to

0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:19.880
<v Speaker 1>say it the way you say Ruth's Chris, because Ruth's Blatto.

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Ruth brought Chris's Steakhouse in New Orleans. That's why it's

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Emilio and Chris's family they bought the

0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Blatto restaurant, a famous landmark in New York. And he

0:39:35.000 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 1>invited us uh and so I took him up on

0:39:37.560 --> 0:39:38.880
<v Speaker 1>the offer of my wife and I went there and

0:39:38.920 --> 0:39:41.279
<v Speaker 1>we had what do you think we had? We had

0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:44.640
<v Speaker 1>chicken palm, and we had big clams, and we had

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:49.239
<v Speaker 1>a spicy riggy tooni, and we had some cacaccio bread

0:39:49.320 --> 0:39:51.400
<v Speaker 1>is forget about it. There really good at right on

0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Houston Street. The place is just a landmark. Was delicious.

0:39:55.160 --> 0:39:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Chris couldn't be any NICER's like, when scary coming, I'm like,

0:39:57.880 --> 0:40:00.359
<v Speaker 1>I keep telling him I will be there soon enough.

0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:04.200
<v Speaker 1>He gave us the corner table that apparently is so

0:40:04.320 --> 0:40:06.640
<v Speaker 1>popular that when we were done eating, there was a

0:40:06.680 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 1>line out the door waiting to get in. So a

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:10.399
<v Speaker 1>couple comes in. They're like, oh, we have a table

0:40:10.440 --> 0:40:12.840
<v Speaker 1>for you. They come in, they see that my wife

0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:15.080
<v Speaker 1>and I are like wrapping it up, like getting ready

0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:17.120
<v Speaker 1>to get up, and they go, you know, we'll wait

0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:19.360
<v Speaker 1>for that corner table. And they went back outside and

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:21.920
<v Speaker 1>got back online. We had that. We had the hot table,

0:40:22.360 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 1>hot table, the hot corner. So we ate early. We

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:26.520
<v Speaker 1>went to see a Broadway show. We went to see

0:40:26.560 --> 0:40:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Kite Runner, which is like two hours and forty minutes long.

0:40:30.200 --> 0:40:32.319
<v Speaker 1>It was fantastic. If you read the book, the show

0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:33.800
<v Speaker 1>is great. And if you didn't read the book, the

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:35.640
<v Speaker 1>show is great. But a lot of people read the book.

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:40.120
<v Speaker 1>So the theater is on Fort Street. I want you

0:40:40.160 --> 0:40:42.479
<v Speaker 1>to keep in mind. I did not finish my meal.

0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:44.600
<v Speaker 1>The chicken palm was so big, the big we had

0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:47.400
<v Speaker 1>big clams. We had a lot to eat at Emilio's Blado,

0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:51.400
<v Speaker 1>so I had them wrapped the chicken palm and tinfoil.

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:53.839
<v Speaker 1>Of course, what I do. You can't bring food into

0:40:53.880 --> 0:40:56.640
<v Speaker 1>a Broadway show. I put in my pocket. I set

0:40:56.680 --> 0:41:00.239
<v Speaker 1>through a Broadway show with chicken palmer palm balm pockets.

0:41:00.600 --> 0:41:02.200
<v Speaker 1>And then my wife says to me, when the show

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:05.279
<v Speaker 1>is over, you know, it's like ten thirty. Now at

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:07.600
<v Speaker 1>this point we ate like five hours ago, four and

0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:11.680
<v Speaker 1>a half hours ago. Says, you know you're hungry. I said, yeah,

0:41:11.680 --> 0:41:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm always a little ungry. She said, why don't we

0:41:14.560 --> 0:41:18.200
<v Speaker 1>go to Carmines, your favorite restaurant, which is right that

0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:22.319
<v Speaker 1>like five stores down, like boom boom right there. So

0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:24.279
<v Speaker 1>I go, all right, let me text our buddy Glenn,

0:41:24.320 --> 0:41:26.080
<v Speaker 1>see he's gonna be there. I want to see him.

0:41:26.120 --> 0:41:27.879
<v Speaker 1>So Glenn's like, I'm not gonna be there. I'm sorry,

0:41:27.880 --> 0:41:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm out of town. Like we're going anyway. So we go,

0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:36.440
<v Speaker 1>we sit upstairs, We get chicken palm again, big clams again. Uh,

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:39.360
<v Speaker 1>and so we had big clams twice, chicken palm twice,

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:41.839
<v Speaker 1>and this couple next to us says, oh, what are

0:41:41.800 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 1>you guys older? And you guys been here before? Like

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:47.200
<v Speaker 1>how have I been here before? Oh? I'm there all

0:41:47.239 --> 0:41:51.440
<v Speaker 1>the time. So I talked him into all my favorites

0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:55.880
<v Speaker 1>and guess what they had for dinner, Big clams, chicken

0:41:55.880 --> 0:42:01.440
<v Speaker 1>palm and penny. And for dessert they had the assive terramissou,

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:05.400
<v Speaker 1>the best terramisoux on the play best tiramisou the best.

0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:07.600
<v Speaker 1>So I started to tell you I had I double

0:42:07.680 --> 0:42:13.399
<v Speaker 1>chicken palmed and double big clammed. And when you do that,

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:17.319
<v Speaker 1>you see the subtle differences between them. You can go like, oh,

0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 1>this had this quality said that, Oh yes, double chicken

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 1>palm and double bay clams is the way to go

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:24.400
<v Speaker 1>through life scared. So I'll have to say I'm telling you,

0:42:24.520 --> 0:42:26.840
<v Speaker 1>and then that'll give me a double belly, okay and

0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:31.440
<v Speaker 1>a double chin. But okay, I'll just keep going. Listen.

0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:33.320
<v Speaker 1>I had some great pizza over the weekend. It just

0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:35.880
<v Speaker 1>placed tenth Street Pizza and Hoboken. It's been under my

0:42:35.920 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 1>nose for years. Didn't even realize it. My friends have

0:42:38.760 --> 0:42:43.719
<v Speaker 1>been calling me out for everything Street Pizza. Dude, it's

0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:46.960
<v Speaker 1>I knew. I just thought it was every day corner

0:42:47.000 --> 0:42:51.160
<v Speaker 1>store pizza. Well, we were there on Sunday, and uh,

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:55.480
<v Speaker 1>talk about being a gavone. We got the Buffala the square,

0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:59.839
<v Speaker 1>the Bouffalla square pizza. And there's the woman coming out

0:42:59.880 --> 0:43:02.040
<v Speaker 1>of the kitchen. I swear to god, she's like five

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:05.160
<v Speaker 1>ft one with the hairnet with the cross around her

0:43:05.200 --> 0:43:07.920
<v Speaker 1>neck and the dirty as apron with the with the

0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:10.880
<v Speaker 1>sauce all over the apron. Her name is Marie and

0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:13.200
<v Speaker 1>she's the cook and she and I saw her in

0:43:13.239 --> 0:43:16.239
<v Speaker 1>the back chopping up the room with tomatoes. She let

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:19.239
<v Speaker 1>me say this, the buffallla pizza. It's a square and

0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:23.040
<v Speaker 1>it's crispy. It's got that crisp They put real olive

0:43:23.080 --> 0:43:25.719
<v Speaker 1>oil into there. It takes forever to make. I'm like,

0:43:26.360 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 1>where have you been all my life? And she goes,

0:43:29.200 --> 0:43:32.160
<v Speaker 1>you're not staying for Sunday Dinna. We went in at

0:43:32.160 --> 0:43:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Sunday at three o'clock. It was five o'clock and I'm

0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:37.319
<v Speaker 1>we're leaving there, and my friends like what and we

0:43:37.360 --> 0:43:40.520
<v Speaker 1>look at the sign. They do two seatings of Sunday

0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:43.239
<v Speaker 1>dinner at four o'clock and six thirty, where they make

0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:46.880
<v Speaker 1>just an all out insane meal with like you know,

0:43:47.040 --> 0:43:49.600
<v Speaker 1>meat balls and you know, you know they they do

0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 1>everything in the Italian world that you can imagine, and

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 1>they do a free I'm like, you guys do more

0:43:55.600 --> 0:43:59.480
<v Speaker 1>than just pizza. Like, I can't brodie. There's so much

0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:03.880
<v Speaker 1>to eat and there's so little, there's so little time

0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:07.920
<v Speaker 1>and stomach space. I can't begin to tell you. It

0:44:08.000 --> 0:44:12.880
<v Speaker 1>was phenomenal. When we I'm starving. My mouth is watering

0:44:12.960 --> 0:44:14.719
<v Speaker 1>right now. When are we going? I'm off that day,

0:44:14.800 --> 0:44:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Let's go. It was so good, dude. But it was

0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:21.400
<v Speaker 1>It was all my calories for the week. Um, and

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:23.960
<v Speaker 1>it was just exactly the way that you would expect

0:44:23.960 --> 0:44:27.960
<v Speaker 1>it to taste. And that got me on a TikTok

0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:33.640
<v Speaker 1>um fucking uh rant not rant a TikTok a TikTok uh.

0:44:33.840 --> 0:44:36.799
<v Speaker 1>You know, wave of just seeing pizza videos. Whoa, I'm

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:40.719
<v Speaker 1>looking at the menu. Scary, yeah, the US. I don't

0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:45.239
<v Speaker 1>know if it's Buffalo Buffalo. It's an expensive one, but

0:44:45.239 --> 0:44:48.239
<v Speaker 1>it's worth oh my god, it's forty six dollars and

0:44:48.280 --> 0:44:51.440
<v Speaker 1>it's worth every dollar. It's an eight and it's eight slices.

0:44:51.920 --> 0:44:54.640
<v Speaker 1>It's literally al it's a rectangle and it's at two

0:44:54.640 --> 0:44:58.120
<v Speaker 1>pieces on each side. I'm looking at the square pie

0:44:58.239 --> 0:45:02.120
<v Speaker 1>is thirty four, the clam six. What's going on with

0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:08.239
<v Speaker 1>this Buffala pizza? Have you had buffala. No buffala cheese. No,

0:45:08.320 --> 0:45:12.080
<v Speaker 1>but it's like guff it's buffalo mozzarella is well, google it. Yeah,

0:45:12.120 --> 0:45:16.839
<v Speaker 1>it's a thing, and it's well the fresh street drizzle. Oh,

0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the picture to Sicilian pepper and they

0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:24.920
<v Speaker 1>do sausage and peppers in there. And not only peppers, ready,

0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:27.680
<v Speaker 1>they actually do an appetizer version of sausage and peppers.

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:33.319
<v Speaker 1>They literally it's uncased. It's it's crumbled sausage and peppers

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:35.560
<v Speaker 1>that have been cooked for three hours, so they're sweet

0:45:35.680 --> 0:45:39.600
<v Speaker 1>as apple pie and in a dish the sausage of

0:45:39.600 --> 0:45:41.799
<v Speaker 1>the peppers, and and and it's just I can't be

0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:47.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you about health pasta alforno, crispy pasta baked

0:45:47.280 --> 0:45:49.359
<v Speaker 1>with meat, sauce and melt the cheese. It's a thing,

0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:54.319
<v Speaker 1>and it's run by true Italians. Okay, when when what's

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:57.879
<v Speaker 1>the person's name of runs it? Marie? Okay, now I'm

0:45:57.880 --> 0:46:01.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna go say you just pro my point. No, Okay,

0:46:01.480 --> 0:46:07.520
<v Speaker 1>you said real Italians run it, right, real Italians, which

0:46:07.560 --> 0:46:09.799
<v Speaker 1>means that's important to you, that's important for you to

0:46:09.800 --> 0:46:12.120
<v Speaker 1>tell me real Italians. But when I tell you a

0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:15.000
<v Speaker 1>taco place that stand runs you don't tell me, oh

0:46:15.000 --> 0:46:18.440
<v Speaker 1>standard you think it's standing. I'll give you one reason.

0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I give you a reason why you cannot judge a

0:46:20.680 --> 0:46:23.279
<v Speaker 1>book by its cover because a couple of weeks ago,

0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:26.439
<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago, a couple of peaks weeks ago,

0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:29.359
<v Speaker 1>you came on this podcast and you said you went

0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:31.759
<v Speaker 1>to Arthur and Sons. Now, if you just did saw

0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:34.440
<v Speaker 1>a sign that said Arthur and Sons, you, being closed

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:37.319
<v Speaker 1>minded Brody, would walk right by it, because Arthur is

0:46:37.320 --> 0:46:40.160
<v Speaker 1>not an Italian name. Arthur Avenue is the most of Italians.

0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 1>You do know, you do know Arthur and Sons to

0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:49.040
<v Speaker 1>be an amazing Italian restaurant. So you would have judged

0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:51.319
<v Speaker 1>the book by its cover. You had no clue. You

0:46:51.360 --> 0:46:55.239
<v Speaker 1>had no clue. What are you because because author is

0:46:55.280 --> 0:46:59.520
<v Speaker 1>the Americanized version of Auturo and his father's name could

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:03.799
<v Speaker 1>be a jew Arthur, that's right, Bay. So if art

0:47:03.880 --> 0:47:07.319
<v Speaker 1>if it's Arthur's and Arthur and Sons. But what made

0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:09.520
<v Speaker 1>you go there, David Brody? You still went to that one?

0:47:09.600 --> 0:47:12.200
<v Speaker 1>And you because one of the sons, because one of

0:47:12.239 --> 0:47:14.759
<v Speaker 1>the sons is Joe is a dory whose Italian is

0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:19.240
<v Speaker 1>a day is long, alright, alright, and you know Joe alright,

0:47:19.280 --> 0:47:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I do know Joe. Alright, listen, we've we've rambled on

0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:23.480
<v Speaker 1>and on. We gotta take a break and then we're

0:47:23.480 --> 0:47:25.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna play that and we're gonna when we come back,

0:47:25.719 --> 0:47:29.000
<v Speaker 1>we're just gonna roll right into it pretty much. Right. No,

0:47:29.080 --> 0:47:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing to talk about and then

0:47:30.600 --> 0:47:34.120
<v Speaker 1>we'll roll in. Okay, what do you got? No? Go

0:47:34.120 --> 0:47:43.080
<v Speaker 1>ahead aheadcast man, oh man, you are manning today? You

0:47:43.120 --> 0:47:46.720
<v Speaker 1>know what? Uh? You know? I'll tell you why. Because

0:47:46.920 --> 0:47:49.840
<v Speaker 1>on Friday, Elvis let me talk for three hours on

0:47:49.880 --> 0:47:53.520
<v Speaker 1>the show. For three hours, not NonStop, but I was

0:47:53.560 --> 0:47:56.640
<v Speaker 1>there the whole show talking like I never talked on

0:47:56.640 --> 0:47:58.399
<v Speaker 1>the show before. He let me do it around the room,

0:47:58.440 --> 0:48:01.799
<v Speaker 1>scars and never been aroun room. He asked me what

0:48:01.840 --> 0:48:04.560
<v Speaker 1>song I wanted to hear that? By the way, that's dangerous.

0:48:04.560 --> 0:48:07.600
<v Speaker 1>You know why because you almost picked the eight and

0:48:07.640 --> 0:48:11.160
<v Speaker 1>a half minute Master of Puppets from Metallica. Well, he

0:48:11.200 --> 0:48:12.600
<v Speaker 1>said to me, BROI, what do you want here? Anything

0:48:12.600 --> 0:48:14.680
<v Speaker 1>you want? So I looked at him for a second.

0:48:14.719 --> 0:48:17.200
<v Speaker 1>He audio, Yeah, I looked at I went like, you know,

0:48:17.239 --> 0:48:19.799
<v Speaker 1>ex nay on the what I wanted? What were we

0:48:19.800 --> 0:48:22.319
<v Speaker 1>talking about? Here like anything I want within reason for

0:48:22.360 --> 0:48:24.719
<v Speaker 1>the for the for the pop radio stations were on

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:27.680
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, no, whatever you want, So just to

0:48:27.920 --> 0:48:29.600
<v Speaker 1>screw it him, I was like, how about Master Puppets

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:31.680
<v Speaker 1>by Metallica, which is of course eight and a half

0:48:31.760 --> 0:48:34.520
<v Speaker 1>eight minutes and thirty seconds roughly, and but I said,

0:48:34.520 --> 0:48:37.319
<v Speaker 1>it's it's pop culture right now, it's it's a big

0:48:37.360 --> 0:48:39.760
<v Speaker 1>deal and stranger things. And if we could play Running

0:48:39.800 --> 0:48:41.680
<v Speaker 1>up That Hill from the eighties, why can't we play

0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Metallica from the eighties Master Puppets album. So he was like,

0:48:46.800 --> 0:48:48.040
<v Speaker 1>we can't play it in a half minutes. So then

0:48:48.080 --> 0:48:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I gave you a choice of some forty one or

0:48:50.880 --> 0:48:53.719
<v Speaker 1>SR seventy one, which are in line with what we

0:48:53.719 --> 0:48:56.240
<v Speaker 1>would play, also really kick as rock songs that happened

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:57.920
<v Speaker 1>to be a big fan of. That was fine, but

0:48:57.960 --> 0:48:59.839
<v Speaker 1>I you should have seen the look on Elvis's face.

0:49:00.080 --> 0:49:05.040
<v Speaker 1>He was like ZIX because he said he had to

0:49:05.120 --> 0:49:07.000
<v Speaker 1>look like, well, you know, it is his day. I

0:49:07.000 --> 0:49:08.960
<v Speaker 1>gotta play what he wants. But then I I kind

0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:11.279
<v Speaker 1>of looked like nab kidding. I gave him kiding look.

0:49:11.800 --> 0:49:16.440
<v Speaker 1>So that's great, But you almost heard Master Puppets on

0:49:16.480 --> 0:49:21.239
<v Speaker 1>the radio station. Absolutely almost that close. Almost all right,

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:24.480
<v Speaker 1>So let's let's just roll this audio real quick. Um.

0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:29.200
<v Speaker 1>This was on Friday, August nineteen. Where you take it

0:49:29.239 --> 0:49:32.840
<v Speaker 1>from here. So I told Elvis. He said, like, you

0:49:32.880 --> 0:49:35.040
<v Speaker 1>gotta you want to come in and say goodbyes, explain

0:49:35.120 --> 0:49:37.960
<v Speaker 1>and do whatever. I said. Of course, absolutely, I said,

0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:40.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll come in at seven. I guess I'll I'll be

0:49:40.440 --> 0:49:42.000
<v Speaker 1>there for a few minutes and we'll play my cat

0:49:42.080 --> 0:49:44.040
<v Speaker 1>is going, I'll be done, I'll leave. He's like, well,

0:49:44.040 --> 0:49:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I will play it by here and again. You can

0:49:46.480 --> 0:49:48.000
<v Speaker 1>go back and listen to the full thing. On the others,

0:49:48.000 --> 0:49:50.120
<v Speaker 1>turn on demand channel and radio you can hear the

0:49:50.120 --> 0:49:53.040
<v Speaker 1>whole show. I did talk a lot more throughout the show,

0:49:53.760 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 1>but this is me explaining my decision. Um, and uh,

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:01.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, I was a little emotional that there's some

0:50:01.360 --> 0:50:03.920
<v Speaker 1>pauses here and there. But if you haven't heard it

0:50:04.000 --> 0:50:06.000
<v Speaker 1>here it is. If you have heard it, I appreciate

0:50:06.080 --> 0:50:08.960
<v Speaker 1>listening to it again. And uh. And that's gonna be

0:50:08.960 --> 0:50:11.680
<v Speaker 1>the way that we sign off. So, UM, we will

0:50:11.719 --> 0:50:14.839
<v Speaker 1>see you guys, uh with another podcast or I'll hear you. Uh.

0:50:14.960 --> 0:50:17.759
<v Speaker 1>Don't forget sign up for the uh the meet up

0:50:17.800 --> 0:50:22.759
<v Speaker 1>at Benjamin Steakhouse. Make a reservation. We will be there

0:50:23.120 --> 0:50:24.640
<v Speaker 1>no matter what. By the way, it was never in

0:50:24.680 --> 0:50:26.040
<v Speaker 1>doubt that I would be there. Of course I would

0:50:26.080 --> 0:50:28.719
<v Speaker 1>be there where you Brooklyn Boys merch if you have it.

0:50:29.080 --> 0:50:30.759
<v Speaker 1>I think that'd be a cool look for everybody to

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:33.120
<v Speaker 1>be there for picture taken in your Brooklyn Boy shirts,

0:50:33.400 --> 0:50:36.040
<v Speaker 1>you know. Uh and uh. And that's it. So we'll

0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:39.040
<v Speaker 1>see you. Enjoy the audio if you didn't hear it already,

0:50:39.040 --> 0:50:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I hope it'll explain some things and continue to reach

0:50:41.600 --> 0:50:44.480
<v Speaker 1>out to me on social media. I love you guys. Uh,

0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:47.960
<v Speaker 1>peace out, and uh, it's Crow's time. Scary. Yeah, we'll

0:50:47.960 --> 0:50:53.239
<v Speaker 1>see on the other side. In the Morning show, here

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 1>we go. Welcome to Friday, Hy Danielle, Hello, Nate, Hey,

0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Scary Gandhi, Good morning, Froggy, Hi Frog, good morning, Hello,

0:51:04.040 --> 0:51:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Dave Brody, Good morning, Elvis Story, Welcome to our show.

0:51:09.080 --> 0:51:11.759
<v Speaker 1>Good to always be here. You've been here forever. You've

0:51:11.760 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 1>been here twenty four years and a half. But who's

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:20.160
<v Speaker 1>counting town. So it's been kind of a weird, very

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:24.920
<v Speaker 1>weird a couple of weeks, and uh, Brody's back to

0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:28.160
<v Speaker 1>talk to about what's going on. Well, so August eighth

0:51:28.239 --> 0:51:31.480
<v Speaker 1>was my last day here on the show, and since

0:51:31.520 --> 0:51:34.200
<v Speaker 1>then I found out how many people actually care about

0:51:34.239 --> 0:51:36.840
<v Speaker 1>me and how many people come up with crazy ideas

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 1>as to why I'm not here. So if I could

0:51:38.680 --> 0:51:41.080
<v Speaker 1>just to spell a couple of rumors, I'm not dying

0:51:41.080 --> 0:51:44.680
<v Speaker 1>of COVID. I did not stop coming in because Scary

0:51:44.719 --> 0:51:50.040
<v Speaker 1>called my daughter and a hole. Scary called his daughter

0:51:50.160 --> 0:51:52.799
<v Speaker 1>an a hole, and then she actually said, well, maybe

0:51:52.840 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I am. So my youngest daughter listened to the podcast

0:51:56.680 --> 0:52:00.120
<v Speaker 1>that that that episode, which I think is to and

0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:02.120
<v Speaker 1>she said, I listened to the podcast, dad. I said, yeah,

0:52:02.120 --> 0:52:04.120
<v Speaker 1>she has. Uh, well, at least it wasn't me. I'm

0:52:04.120 --> 0:52:07.520
<v Speaker 1>the youngest. So Scary made sure to point out I

0:52:07.520 --> 0:52:13.080
<v Speaker 1>was my oldest daughter. So you you're not absent because asshole.

0:52:13.200 --> 0:52:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm also not absent because Gandhi picked a fight with me.

0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:19.879
<v Speaker 1>Gandhi demanded I be fired. Gandhi hates me. I can't

0:52:19.880 --> 0:52:22.760
<v Speaker 1>work with her anymore, so I stormed out, Uh, Gandhi

0:52:22.800 --> 0:52:25.160
<v Speaker 1>and I have friends. I love Gandhi. Gandi say something,

0:52:25.840 --> 0:52:29.480
<v Speaker 1>thank you. Where did that one come from? That was

0:52:29.520 --> 0:52:32.600
<v Speaker 1>like the furthest from the truth. I don't know. I

0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:35.279
<v Speaker 1>have no clue other than it's other than it's further.

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean I would have quit because it's scary normally,

0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:41.680
<v Speaker 1>absolutely because a possibility, but not Gandhi. So if you

0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:43.400
<v Speaker 1>want to hate or hate it for other reasons, but

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:47.359
<v Speaker 1>not that, we have a list of reasons to hate her. Yeah.

0:52:47.440 --> 0:52:50.160
<v Speaker 1>The only the only good thing is my youngest daughter

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:51.719
<v Speaker 1>and my and my middle daughter said to me when

0:52:51.760 --> 0:52:54.719
<v Speaker 1>they saw because they were monitoring the tweets and the

0:52:54.800 --> 0:52:57.719
<v Speaker 1>chat room pages and the ongoing conspiracy and you know,

0:52:57.800 --> 0:53:01.040
<v Speaker 1>love and support, said Dad, Wow, you really do have fans.

0:53:02.440 --> 0:53:05.200
<v Speaker 1>So to be fair, you knew that all along. Well,

0:53:05.239 --> 0:53:09.960
<v Speaker 1>but they didn't. But I've been here longer than all

0:53:10.000 --> 0:53:12.000
<v Speaker 1>three of my kids are born. So to them, this

0:53:12.040 --> 0:53:13.600
<v Speaker 1>is their life. And they're like, oh yeah, Dad goes

0:53:13.640 --> 0:53:15.520
<v Speaker 1>to work. But when I would say, like you know,

0:53:15.600 --> 0:53:19.000
<v Speaker 1>people like me, like oh yeah, okay, they you know.

0:53:19.480 --> 0:53:21.799
<v Speaker 1>And when I got verified on social media, they're like, oh,

0:53:21.840 --> 0:53:24.680
<v Speaker 1>well maybe you're something now. But now now that I

0:53:24.719 --> 0:53:27.439
<v Speaker 1>have a according to the listeners, a fan army ready

0:53:27.440 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 1>to strike, they are they actually believe in something now

0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:34.800
<v Speaker 1>that I actually have some people like me. Now almost

0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:36.960
<v Speaker 1>all right, Well let's let's I mean, there are so

0:53:37.000 --> 0:53:38.920
<v Speaker 1>many layers to this story. I don't where do you

0:53:38.960 --> 0:53:40.799
<v Speaker 1>want to begin? Have you thought this through? Like, how

0:53:40.840 --> 0:53:42.560
<v Speaker 1>how do we get through this? Oh? Yeah, well, so

0:53:42.600 --> 0:53:44.560
<v Speaker 1>August eight, I said, was my last day. August nine,

0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:47.399
<v Speaker 1>my oldest stay came back from Europe. She's now back

0:53:47.440 --> 0:53:49.800
<v Speaker 1>living with me. She had graduated college, went off to study,

0:53:49.920 --> 0:53:52.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, and go for her masters and whatever, you know,

0:53:52.600 --> 0:53:56.000
<v Speaker 1>young enough to go around the world. So um, and

0:53:56.080 --> 0:53:58.080
<v Speaker 1>I realized the after twenty four and a half years,

0:53:58.200 --> 0:54:00.280
<v Speaker 1>that I have put this job ahead of my Emily.

0:54:00.680 --> 0:54:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I always have. It's that kind of job to me,

0:54:03.160 --> 0:54:04.799
<v Speaker 1>you know, it was always important to stay up late

0:54:04.800 --> 0:54:06.640
<v Speaker 1>and get up early and go home and not go

0:54:06.680 --> 0:54:09.440
<v Speaker 1>out and right all night or look for topics and

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:13.880
<v Speaker 1>different things and podcasting and all that. And I feel

0:54:13.920 --> 0:54:15.320
<v Speaker 1>like now is a good time in my life to

0:54:15.400 --> 0:54:20.759
<v Speaker 1>put my family ahead of my job. Um. You know,

0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:23.680
<v Speaker 1>I my wife got a nice big raise recently. I'm

0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:25.960
<v Speaker 1>very proud of her. She's awesome, So that's gonna be helpful.

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I have the podcast with Scary. But people also thought

0:54:30.600 --> 0:54:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I was not I was leaving because I didn't want

0:54:32.520 --> 0:54:35.200
<v Speaker 1>to move up town. That I'm such a chromogion. I didn't.

0:54:35.800 --> 0:54:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to. I didn't want to move. I

0:54:39.560 --> 0:54:42.719
<v Speaker 1>would have moved, but it seems like the summer's here,

0:54:42.760 --> 0:54:46.880
<v Speaker 1>we have vacation, my family's home, and it is a

0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:50.440
<v Speaker 1>it's a big move to go uptown and pack boxes

0:54:50.480 --> 0:54:52.719
<v Speaker 1>and and all that, and I thought, I do that.

0:54:55.600 --> 0:54:58.279
<v Speaker 1>And I just felt like, if I'm going to make

0:54:58.280 --> 0:55:01.319
<v Speaker 1>a change, this job as monopolized all the other things

0:55:01.360 --> 0:55:03.759
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to do, like to write the book I

0:55:03.840 --> 0:55:06.439
<v Speaker 1>keep talking about. And you and I had lunch lunch

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:08.319
<v Speaker 1>where you were a little tipsy. You promised me some things.

0:55:08.320 --> 0:55:10.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hold you to it, but You're like, whatever

0:55:10.280 --> 0:55:11.960
<v Speaker 1>you need, I will help you with. And I thought, well,

0:55:12.000 --> 0:55:14.160
<v Speaker 1>if he's gonna help me, maybe I can. Maybe I

0:55:14.160 --> 0:55:15.759
<v Speaker 1>can do some things. So I have some ideas to

0:55:15.840 --> 0:55:18.680
<v Speaker 1>some TV shows, which I'll talk to you about. I'm

0:55:18.719 --> 0:55:21.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna borrow your ghostwriter, hopefully the one that that very

0:55:21.600 --> 0:55:24.040
<v Speaker 1>lightly helped you write your book, very lightly, you know,

0:55:24.320 --> 0:55:29.920
<v Speaker 1>check for typos and uh, you know, I pursue some

0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:32.719
<v Speaker 1>things that you know I didn't accomplish in my life

0:55:32.719 --> 0:55:34.320
<v Speaker 1>because I'm at that point where I want to accomplish

0:55:34.360 --> 0:55:36.800
<v Speaker 1>some other things. But boy, I feel like I've accomplished

0:55:36.800 --> 0:55:40.279
<v Speaker 1>a lot here, so I don't know what else to

0:55:40.360 --> 0:55:43.840
<v Speaker 1>accomplish here that I haven't And I just thought, yeah,

0:55:44.000 --> 0:55:45.560
<v Speaker 1>writings on the wall, I think it's I think it's

0:55:45.560 --> 0:55:47.680
<v Speaker 1>time to make a decision. And so you gave me

0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:49.080
<v Speaker 1>off of a day to go to the airport and

0:55:49.120 --> 0:55:50.600
<v Speaker 1>pick my daughter up, and I just thought, you know,

0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I kind of like this spending time with my family

0:55:53.200 --> 0:55:58.640
<v Speaker 1>thing and sleeping late. And the thing is is, during

0:55:58.760 --> 0:56:07.600
<v Speaker 1>this process, a process has been stressful, especially for you. Yeah. Well,

0:56:07.640 --> 0:56:10.439
<v Speaker 1>and so we were not allowed to say anything. Yeah,

0:56:10.480 --> 0:56:13.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, corporate mucketing MUCKs. I know, listen, they've been

0:56:13.560 --> 0:56:17.080
<v Speaker 1>very gracious in all this, but you know, we have

0:56:17.239 --> 0:56:20.560
<v Speaker 1>we have paperwork and contracts and different things. And while

0:56:20.600 --> 0:56:23.680
<v Speaker 1>that's all being worked out, you really didn't want you

0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:25.880
<v Speaker 1>to talk about it, so we didn't talk about it.

0:56:25.920 --> 0:56:27.920
<v Speaker 1>But people thought you weren't talking about it because there

0:56:27.960 --> 0:56:30.560
<v Speaker 1>was some espionage, right, because Gandhi had you find right,

0:56:31.320 --> 0:56:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Goddy demanded it was either horror on me. That was

0:56:33.600 --> 0:56:35.440
<v Speaker 1>That was one of the one of the things I read.

0:56:35.680 --> 0:56:40.600
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea how much, honey, it would be me. Yeah, well,

0:56:40.719 --> 0:56:43.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you're here too. Well, I'm glad you're here.

0:56:43.880 --> 0:56:47.440
<v Speaker 1>I just wish the Peppie Pals didn't do Harroscope so

0:56:47.480 --> 0:56:50.920
<v Speaker 1>that that was awful. I know, yeah, what have you know?

0:56:51.120 --> 0:56:53.080
<v Speaker 1>It was It's almost like that I'm thinking the wrong

0:56:53.120 --> 0:56:57.360
<v Speaker 1>people are leaving. Yeah. So it was twenty four and

0:56:57.360 --> 0:57:00.320
<v Speaker 1>a half years ago. We were doing our morning show

0:57:00.360 --> 0:57:03.480
<v Speaker 1>in Cea Caucus, New Jersey. Elliott and I had a

0:57:03.480 --> 0:57:06.799
<v Speaker 1>morning show and Danielle and Scary and then one day

0:57:06.840 --> 0:57:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Elliott walks in and says, Hey, there's this guy. He

0:57:10.480 --> 0:57:14.880
<v Speaker 1>keeps sending jokes and stuff. Let's talk to him. We

0:57:14.920 --> 0:57:19.240
<v Speaker 1>don't have a budget, you work for free, and he

0:57:19.320 --> 0:57:22.880
<v Speaker 1>did so. Dave Brody joined us in our little awful

0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:25.200
<v Speaker 1>studio in ce Caucus. We were number twenty four in

0:57:25.240 --> 0:57:28.840
<v Speaker 1>the ratings and after Brodie he got us all the

0:57:28.880 --> 0:57:32.200
<v Speaker 1>way up to number nineteen. And as a matter of fact,

0:57:32.280 --> 0:57:35.080
<v Speaker 1>you worked for how long without getting paid a penny?

0:57:35.440 --> 0:57:37.600
<v Speaker 1>About a year and a half. He worked for a

0:57:37.640 --> 0:57:40.200
<v Speaker 1>year and a half. He had had a job managing

0:57:40.640 --> 0:57:43.920
<v Speaker 1>stores and Starbucks and things like that. Ye him an Express.

0:57:44.280 --> 0:57:46.320
<v Speaker 1>You came up to me and Express and you were like, Hi,

0:57:46.560 --> 0:57:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to work for your show or something. Like that,

0:57:48.600 --> 0:57:51.600
<v Speaker 1>and I was just like, what were you? Yeah? Yeah,

0:57:51.600 --> 0:57:53.920
<v Speaker 1>well I was right, And why why why why did

0:57:54.000 --> 0:57:56.640
<v Speaker 1>you give up a paying job to come work with

0:57:56.760 --> 0:57:59.760
<v Speaker 1>us in a little room in a failing morning show

0:57:59.840 --> 0:58:04.160
<v Speaker 1>and Sea Caucus, New Jersey. Well, many of you guys noticed,

0:58:04.200 --> 0:58:08.000
<v Speaker 1>But I'm a survivor of childhood cancer and that kind

0:58:08.000 --> 0:58:10.000
<v Speaker 1>of shaped my life. I tried to find humor in

0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:13.640
<v Speaker 1>everything because life sucked for seven years of chemotherapy and

0:58:13.720 --> 0:58:17.160
<v Speaker 1>radiation and my whole life. I found the way to

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<v Speaker 1>get people to stop picking on me for not having

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<v Speaker 1>hair or whatever it was that was they were picking

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<v Speaker 1>on me for was to make people laugh. And so

0:58:24.880 --> 0:58:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I started writing song parodies in school and getting in

0:58:27.320 --> 0:58:32.320
<v Speaker 1>trouble somewhere around sixth grade, and I started to do

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<v Speaker 1>it part time with some various companies. And then one

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<v Speaker 1>day I got a cassette of a cassette of all

0:58:39.080 --> 0:58:41.520
<v Speaker 1>of the work I had done, and I said, gosh,

0:58:42.160 --> 0:58:43.800
<v Speaker 1>who would want to hear this? Who would want to

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<v Speaker 1>buy this? Because somebody was buying it. They were paying

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<v Speaker 1>me to write thirty dollars of script. That's what I got.

0:58:49.160 --> 0:58:52.160
<v Speaker 1>And the deal was, I'll take the thirty dollars for

0:58:52.200 --> 0:58:54.960
<v Speaker 1>the song parody with the commercial script and but I

0:58:55.000 --> 0:58:57.600
<v Speaker 1>want a cassette. I want my audio. I want a

0:58:57.640 --> 0:58:59.040
<v Speaker 1>copy of it so I can send it out. I

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<v Speaker 1>want you know. So I said, well, gosh, who do

0:59:02.160 --> 0:59:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I like in the morning and who who sounds like

0:59:04.240 --> 0:59:06.840
<v Speaker 1>me comedy wise? And who plays parodies at the time?

0:59:07.280 --> 0:59:09.280
<v Speaker 1>And it was Elvis Elliott and Ze Morning Zoo. So

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<v Speaker 1>I called the Jew, which was Elliott at the time.

0:59:11.920 --> 0:59:14.040
<v Speaker 1>I said, I'll call the Jew. He's probably the one

0:59:14.040 --> 0:59:16.000
<v Speaker 1>who across my fingers. It was one of the two

0:59:16.000 --> 0:59:19.080
<v Speaker 1>of you. I was like, I'll call Elliott. Plus I

0:59:19.720 --> 0:59:22.000
<v Speaker 1>can be a little jewy. Yes, you can, as you

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:26.240
<v Speaker 1>can um And he seemed a little more loud and brash,

0:59:26.320 --> 0:59:28.760
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, Hi, maybe he'll appreciate my loud brashness.

0:59:28.760 --> 0:59:31.520
<v Speaker 1>And I called him. I left a voicemail and I said, hey,

0:59:31.520 --> 0:59:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I'd love to send this cassette. And he called me

0:59:33.960 --> 0:59:36.080
<v Speaker 1>back and he said, hey, man, I appreciate you know

0:59:36.160 --> 0:59:37.800
<v Speaker 1>you doing that, and you would just come back from

0:59:37.840 --> 0:59:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Puerto Rico or you're going to Puerto Rico. He said,

0:59:40.120 --> 0:59:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to Puerto Rico, but I'm gonna have my

0:59:41.560 --> 0:59:44.120
<v Speaker 1>producer Scary call you and let's set something up, because

0:59:44.120 --> 0:59:46.200
<v Speaker 1>what do you want to do with your life? You know,

0:59:46.200 --> 0:59:47.960
<v Speaker 1>what are you looking to do? And I said, I

0:59:48.000 --> 0:59:49.920
<v Speaker 1>want to make people laugh for a living. And he

0:59:49.960 --> 0:59:52.320
<v Speaker 1>said that's what I want to do. You sound like

0:59:52.320 --> 0:59:54.240
<v Speaker 1>the kind of person I want to meet. So you

0:59:54.280 --> 0:59:56.440
<v Speaker 1>guys went to Puerto Rico. Scary called me a few

0:59:56.480 --> 0:59:57.960
<v Speaker 1>days later and said, hey, man, you got something you

0:59:58.000 --> 1:00:00.200
<v Speaker 1>want to send in a demo or anything else other

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<v Speaker 1>than what you already sent. I said, yeah, put some

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<v Speaker 1>stuff together. And then he gave me a fact number

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<v Speaker 1>and said, Elliott wants you to facts. Facts. Everybody facts.

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<v Speaker 1>The telegram had just been replaced and do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to facts? End script will produce them and we'll I

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<v Speaker 1>think I got paid seventy five dollars at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>Big Rays from thirty and then uh, they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>come in and hang out. One day after like four

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<v Speaker 1>or five parodies on the air that were well received.

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<v Speaker 1>I met you guys in March of ninety eight at

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<v Speaker 1>Connolly's where half the show was there and half the

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<v Speaker 1>show was back in the studio because it was Mayhem

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<v Speaker 1>and things didn't work. Um, and so I think I

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<v Speaker 1>met Elliott and whoever was there that day and Gary said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they'd love you to come hang out one day, but

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk in the studio. Okay, They just stand in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner. Was a rectangular studio. They said, just stand

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<v Speaker 1>in the corner and don't talk. Elvis does not like

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<v Speaker 1>when people come in the studio. He doesn't like guests.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows who you are. Is that where he got

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<v Speaker 1>the name, Well, yeah, he called Dave the guy in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner, Dave Road the guy in the corner, because

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<v Speaker 1>I stood in the corner the first few weeks. So

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<v Speaker 1>this guy talks. So Scary had his own little studio

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<v Speaker 1>in the back. And the first morning I came in,

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis popped in and he said, oh, hey, Brodie, nice

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<v Speaker 1>to me you. Everybody loves your work. It's so great

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<v Speaker 1>you're here. And then I he walked out, and Scary went, seriously, though,

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk in the studio. Don't just don't talk, don't laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say anything. So I stood in the corner and

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<v Speaker 1>I and at the time I was faxing again freelance

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<v Speaker 1>jokes to Jay Leno and Bill Maher and Conan O'Brien

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<v Speaker 1>and whoever was buying my jokes. And so as the

1:01:29.040 --> 1:01:31.880
<v Speaker 1>show went on. Funny things were being said into news stories.

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<v Speaker 1>And we had um crumb cake that day. That was

1:01:34.760 --> 1:01:36.600
<v Speaker 1>the free food. It was a big crumb cake somebody

1:01:36.600 --> 1:01:38.840
<v Speaker 1>sent up for whatever. So we wereating crumb cake into

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<v Speaker 1>a napkins and so I took a sharpie and I

1:01:40.600 --> 1:01:44.240
<v Speaker 1>was this before smartphones, and I took um took a

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<v Speaker 1>sharpie to a napkin and I was writing jokes that

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to fax into Jay Leno later in

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<v Speaker 1>the day. He's on the West Coast. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>seven in the morning, and Elvis looks over me and goes,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing over there? I said, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>writing jokes for jay Leno on this napkin, and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>let me see that. He looks at it and he

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<v Speaker 1>shows it to Elliott. He goes, that's funny. You gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stand in my studio and write jokes and you write

1:02:05.200 --> 1:02:11.960
<v Speaker 1>him for me? That's it. Get him some can do

1:02:12.000 --> 1:02:14.840
<v Speaker 1>it for me. He goes, get him some scrap paper

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<v Speaker 1>and a pen. I'm like, jay Leno, he's in my studio.

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<v Speaker 1>So I stood there and I wrote jokes. And after

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<v Speaker 1>the show, Elvis looked at me and he said, you

1:02:21.840 --> 1:02:24.680
<v Speaker 1>come back any day you want, I said, great. So

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<v Speaker 1>I came back every I was working nights and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I came back in the morning. And after a while

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<v Speaker 1>my wife said, you really seem to enjoy this. This

1:02:30.600 --> 1:02:33.200
<v Speaker 1>seems like a calling for you. You should quit your job.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, what, you wouldn't have any kids yet, we

1:02:35.880 --> 1:02:38.640
<v Speaker 1>don't have a house. I make enough money. Quit your job.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have my wife to blame for all of this,

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<v Speaker 1>as do you? So thank you? Uh? And I so

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<v Speaker 1>I did. And I worked here until um Tom Paulman,

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<v Speaker 1>who was now the president of the Universe, decided to

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<v Speaker 1>pay me a small amount of money every month, very

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<v Speaker 1>small amount of money. And then eventually Elliott left and

1:02:58.720 --> 1:03:00.640
<v Speaker 1>there was all of a sudden the money. And I

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<v Speaker 1>worked for you and him at the same time. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to d C and traveled back and forth, and

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<v Speaker 1>eventually there was enough money here to come work full time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, you know, by see later, Eliott, and

1:03:10.720 --> 1:03:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm here. So twenty four and a half years later,

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<v Speaker 1>I come from writing jokes on napkins to this. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a good run and I have a really

1:03:19.160 --> 1:03:22.440
<v Speaker 1>good legacy that I'm proud of. This six people that

1:03:22.480 --> 1:03:23.800
<v Speaker 1>are part of this morning show that I had a

1:03:23.840 --> 1:03:26.800
<v Speaker 1>hand in being here. They had a much bigger handed

1:03:26.840 --> 1:03:29.840
<v Speaker 1>staying here, But I had a hand. And I've got

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<v Speaker 1>former interns that the vice presidents of the company here,

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<v Speaker 1>like Cinnamon and morning show hosts in this building and

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<v Speaker 1>around the country who are interns or people I thought

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<v Speaker 1>highly of. So I hope there's enough people here that

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<v Speaker 1>will carry on and I will find a way to

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<v Speaker 1>make people laugh going forward. Well, since it came up

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<v Speaker 1>in the circles that you were leaving, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>those people approached me and said, God, this is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of crazy because he's the reason I'm here, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot there's a lot of that going on,

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<v Speaker 1>right I'm one of those people. You're you are, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're the one who had him fired. According to the rumors,

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<v Speaker 1>you had him fired because you're mad at him. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I got ticked. Like the Black Widow spider. You have

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<v Speaker 1>sex with her and she kills you. Kills you. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys had sex. Yes, also that that would kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>I reached out to Brody. I think I was like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five at the time. Um, I don't know what

1:04:22.280 --> 1:04:24.320
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking. I applied for a job here and

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<v Speaker 1>he actually wrote back, and we started like a friendship

1:04:28.320 --> 1:04:30.600
<v Speaker 1>via email that way a long time ago. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, all these years later here I am, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I called her. She doesn't remember her phone call. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember the phone, but it was an email first. First

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<v Speaker 1>was very talented ten years ago, and I just kept

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<v Speaker 1>her in the back of my head and said someday.

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<v Speaker 1>And you always had an uncanny, incredible way of finding talent.

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<v Speaker 1>So now what, Well, the Brooklyn Boys will continue for

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<v Speaker 1>as long as uh Scary wants to do it, hopefully,

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<v Speaker 1>and by the way, for join them, Yes, Saturday September

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<v Speaker 1>tent for the three course prefix which includes free dessert

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<v Speaker 1>at Benjamin Steakhouse dot com. Make a reservation. Now back

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<v Speaker 1>to you, Oh please put all you want over here,

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<v Speaker 1>like pushing this on me? Do you know what? He's

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<v Speaker 1>getting a very very deep over there? But can you

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<v Speaker 1>remind people it's just what I didn't understand why they

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<v Speaker 1>make anything just making a well, research will show you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure this is the kind of thing Nate

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<v Speaker 1>would know. Research shows that it sounds like less money.

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<v Speaker 1>It does, that's why gas off. And then like, also

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<v Speaker 1>is the dessert free if I paid? Yes, it is

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<v Speaker 1>It's like there was a commercial least night for some

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<v Speaker 1>pots and pans, and it was like it you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>pay four hundred, no three hundred, no two hundred, no,

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<v Speaker 1>just five easy payments of thirty what's five cents less

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<v Speaker 1>than two hundred they catch you on the headies. It

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<v Speaker 1>adds up. It sounds like less. So make sure you

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<v Speaker 1>join them. But we'll get back to that in a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can find me at my new email address,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn boy Brody at gmail dot com. So hold yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I tried every other shorter combination that wasn't available, but

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<v Speaker 1>apparently there's a Brooklyn Brody. There's a Brooklyn comedy, a

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<v Speaker 1>comedy Brody or whatever, Brody Brooklyn. I couldn't get that,

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<v Speaker 1>So Brooklyn Boy Brody