Speaker 1: The following episode of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast was recorded
Speaker 1: on August twenty three, which is why it references things
Speaker 1: that happened already as future events. So let's all time travel,
Speaker 1: Episode two to seven, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 1: All right, let's just get to it. We have to
Speaker 1: drench the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room right
Speaker 1: up front. I mean there's no time for theme songs today. No, no,
Speaker 1: there isn't. I mean we're stotting up. The boys are
Speaker 1: back in town. Whatever you want to hum, I just
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do the music, but we will.
Speaker 1: You know, well, well we do a regular podcast. This
Speaker 1: is a regular podcast. Uh so, uh we're back brook
Speaker 1: the Boys are back, and then next week we're off
Speaker 1: because we're on a cruise. Right yeah, okay, no speculation there.
Speaker 1: We're going on a cruise together. So we do want
Speaker 1: to play for you a little later in the podcast,
Speaker 1: like towards the end, go ahead and introduced my bit
Speaker 1: Brody's new feature called I'm leaving. All right, so let
Speaker 1: me interrupt Mr Jones for a second. Um, you guys,
Speaker 1: at this point, I'm assuming you know that I I
Speaker 1: left the Elvistra in morning show, and it's a long
Speaker 1: explanation as to why I left, and we're gonna play
Speaker 1: the audio of me talking about it on the Olvistra
Speaker 1: in morning show from what was the date, Friday August. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you can go and listen to the Elvistra and
Speaker 1: on demand channel. I hope you probably already have, but
Speaker 1: in case you haven't, we're gonna provide it for you
Speaker 1: here and uh. And so this way it's all encapsulated
Speaker 1: in one shot. Otherwise I got to repeat it all
Speaker 1: again and I don't want to live again. But it was,
Speaker 1: it was fun. It was It was it was fun
Speaker 1: to talk on the air that much, but but it was.
Speaker 1: It was good to explain because listen. First and foremost,
Speaker 1: let me take a minute to thank all of the
Speaker 1: slices for unbelievable support on the chat pages and on
Speaker 1: social media. Uh. Even though you had some crazy conspiracy theories,
Speaker 1: which I address in the clip, you'll hear it's out
Speaker 1: of love that you came up with them, and out
Speaker 1: of out of sticking up for me and all that.
Speaker 1: There's no reasons to up for me, But I do
Speaker 1: appreciate the support and the unbelievable kind words and funny
Speaker 1: words and appreciative words. They all meant a lot to me.
Speaker 1: So I did want to get that out of and
Speaker 1: none of those conspiracies were true. But you guys would
Speaker 1: make great screenwriters. Let me tell you if you want to,
Speaker 1: you know, if you want fiction, and you want to,
Speaker 1: you don't. I think we come to the slices if
Speaker 1: it's if we want to. My wife's sick. You'll hear
Speaker 1: it all on the clip later. Um. I also a
Speaker 1: lot of people um said things on social media to
Speaker 1: me like, um, I'll miss your sarcasm and wit um
Speaker 1: good luck in the future, and I said, well, you'll
Speaker 1: still hear my sarcasm. And went on the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast and I'll and I would say of them said
Speaker 1: the what So I don't know how they are big
Speaker 1: fans of mine and don't know about the podcast. But
Speaker 1: that's okay. So we have a job to do. Hopefully
Speaker 1: they're listening from episode zero. Well let's let's listen to
Speaker 1: this one first and then go back to episode zero. Well,
Speaker 1: we can't tell them that they're not hearing it. I
Speaker 1: told them listen episode zero, So I said start from
Speaker 1: zero because that's what you tell, so they're gonna find
Speaker 1: out about what happens to you until like two years
Speaker 1: when they're caught up. So my point is, uh, if
Speaker 1: you see new people in the in the slice page
Speaker 1: and new people on social media, reach out to them,
Speaker 1: welcome them to the family. Absolutely. And on that note,
Speaker 1: we will be having our Brooklyn Boys meet up number
Speaker 1: one up at Benjamin Steakhouse Prime. And there's three Benjamin
Speaker 1: steakhouses in Midtown Manhattan, so make sure you go to
Speaker 1: the one that says Benjamin Steakhouse Prime. Okay, but the
Speaker 1: information on how you could hang out with us. It's
Speaker 1: a three course dinner which includes free dessert. Make your
Speaker 1: reservation ahead of time because it is a limited space available,
Speaker 1: so we're making a reservation. Includes leaving your credit card
Speaker 1: to show that you're actually coming, that you're locked in,
Speaker 1: ripped the knob off kind of thing. So, um, this
Speaker 1: some room left, but I I would not leave it
Speaker 1: up to a phone call reservation and then I would
Speaker 1: take care of it. Details on that at Benjamin Steakhouse
Speaker 1: dot com. And we'll see you Saturday, September ten, five o'clock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and by the way, I think you can go to
Speaker 1: Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys end. It'll go
Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, either way if you're a fan of
Speaker 1: slashes and things like that. So, hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: I love how, I love how as you as you
Speaker 1: decided you know you you were, you were leaving the
Speaker 1: morning show. You you called me out on your way
Speaker 1: out the door about something that I did that I
Speaker 1: from the from the weekend, and this kind of this
Speaker 1: kind of got me a little bit. You know, I
Speaker 1: bit my tongue because like Brodie's having his moment, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna live. But on the podcast, all right, all bets
Speaker 1: are off and the gloves are coming off. Well here's
Speaker 1: the thing. You're gonna hear me describe it in the
Speaker 1: clip later. I know you won't because I was on
Speaker 1: the whole show. So, by the way, go back and
Speaker 1: listen to the ELM Straight Morning Show from Friday on
Speaker 1: the on demand channel. I was the entire show from
Speaker 1: seven to ten East Coast time, so that's not on
Speaker 1: this podcast, only the first break that I did when
Speaker 1: I first explained. So yeah, so why don't you reiterate? Okay,
Speaker 1: that so the Sunday, so, uh, the week of the
Speaker 1: eighth was my last week, right, I worked the eighth uh,
Speaker 1: and then I had I had UH scheduled to be
Speaker 1: off on the ninth because I was getting my daughter
Speaker 1: at the airport coming back from Europe. And by the way,
Speaker 1: somebody said, why is he spending more time with his
Speaker 1: family and his daughter came back from Europe and now
Speaker 1: he's leaving for Europe. Okay, my daughter is coming home.
Speaker 1: She's home. Now, she's home permanently. I'm going to go
Speaker 1: away for a week. My job would have been permanent.
Speaker 1: So this one listener didn't understand. She was upset that
Speaker 1: it didn't make any sense. Why would I go to
Speaker 1: Europe if I if I'm leaving my job to spend
Speaker 1: more time with my family. My daughter comes off from
Speaker 1: Europe and I leave for Europe. Well, the cruise isn't
Speaker 1: my schedule. The cruise is when the show is getting
Speaker 1: on a cruise because we have a partnership with Norwegian
Speaker 1: Cruise Line. It's my last work thing, and my daughter
Speaker 1: decided to come home when she wanted. She doesn't plan
Speaker 1: her coming homes around my no reagon. Okay, you don't
Speaker 1: have to get into the weeds on it. But okay,
Speaker 1: so so so okay. So that was the eighth and
Speaker 1: the ninth, and then I, you know, I had I
Speaker 1: had conversations with the big wigs and we were working
Speaker 1: everything out, and it was very stressful to me because
Speaker 1: there was a lot of you know, paperwork and and
Speaker 1: and you have to you know, because uh, we had
Speaker 1: contracts with the Brooklyn Boys and different things. We had
Speaker 1: to work out details about me not being an employee
Speaker 1: with the podcast. It doesn't matter, but that's why I
Speaker 1: took a little while. So I'm very stressed about it
Speaker 1: all going smoothly and and thinking about what I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say on the air when It's my time to come on.
Speaker 1: And my daughter needs me to drop her off at
Speaker 1: the train station not far from Scary's house, right, she
Speaker 1: wants to go into Manhattan. So I drop her off,
Speaker 1: and I called Skier and I said, hey, ma'am, I
Speaker 1: had asked you to bring um to bring some stuff
Speaker 1: home for me that I left in the studio. Can
Speaker 1: I swing by. I'm five minutes away. So of course
Speaker 1: Scary goes, yeah, of course here here, you'll come down. Great,
Speaker 1: I'm five minutes away. I get there about eight minutes
Speaker 1: later because there was a street closure. I'll go round
Speaker 1: and around, and I get there and I pull up
Speaker 1: to Scary's big circular driveway with his big doorman, fancy entrance. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, that's not you know, I live in a
Speaker 1: humble abode ye. Yes, So so I sit there and
Speaker 1: I'm waiting. I'm waiting and I'm there like ten minutes,
Speaker 1: which is now seventeen minutes since I said i'll be
Speaker 1: there in five go what doll? So I text him,
Speaker 1: I like, I'm here. Almost ten minutes go by, and
Speaker 1: he he comes down and my box of stuff is
Speaker 1: at the front door. It wasn't like he was trying
Speaker 1: to gather it or he couldn't find it. Now, a
Speaker 1: normal person, when you say i'll be there in five
Speaker 1: minutes and you live in an apartment building high up
Speaker 1: on a mega floor, you start coming down, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh so like, oh Brodie stuffs in the lobby. I'll
Speaker 1: just come down now I'm dressed, which you are, but
Speaker 1: you didn't come down. So first and foremost, what how
Speaker 1: are you waiting for? Okay, here's what happened Lincoln Park.
Speaker 1: I I was invited to a pool party, okay, and
Speaker 1: I was changing into my bathing suit. And when, by
Speaker 1: the way, you you give me no time. How much
Speaker 1: did you give me? How much heads up did you
Speaker 1: give me that you you didn't know? You said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm in the neighborhood. I want to pick up that
Speaker 1: box of stuff. So I said, I like five minutes away.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, But the thing is, you can't interrupt
Speaker 1: my sunday when I'm just I have a flow to
Speaker 1: my sunday and i'm and I'm hanging out with my friends.
Speaker 1: It's my leisure time and you just interrupt with the
Speaker 1: phone call and say, how I'm five minutes away. So
Speaker 1: you say, you introduced this idea, you spring it upon me.
Speaker 1: So so now I have to stop what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: What were you doing? Because because you hold on, I
Speaker 1: was putting on some block and I had an uber
Speaker 1: that was coming for me. So I canceled uber immediately.
Speaker 1: That's a lie. That's not a lie I didn't share.
Speaker 1: It's a lie based on what you said to me later.
Speaker 1: So it hold on, hold on, hold on. So then
Speaker 1: I go downstairs and then you know, it took me
Speaker 1: a while to actually spring into motion. But here's here's
Speaker 1: how I see this. If I'm if You're just giving
Speaker 1: me a five minute heads up that you're coming to
Speaker 1: my apartment to pick something up when there was no
Speaker 1: plan to do that prior to that. I have every
Speaker 1: right to take a couple of extra minutes to get
Speaker 1: on board and get downstairs eighteen minutes. Well, you were
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. You obviously weren't going anywhere. Well, why
Speaker 1: couldn't you say to me on the phone, Hey man,
Speaker 1: I gotta cancel the uber I'm putting sunblock on. Because
Speaker 1: it wasn't about that, It wasn't about me. It was
Speaker 1: just I got to hand you. I had to hand
Speaker 1: you this box. Yeah, he saw me right down. So
Speaker 1: he comes down eighteen minutes later, and he looks stressed.
Speaker 1: I had scared. What's the matter? Now, keep in mind,
Speaker 1: I'm having a stressful week, just a lot on my mind.
Speaker 1: I got, you know, things going on, And I said,
Speaker 1: hey man, what's going on? Oh, they're ruining my sunday?
Speaker 1: I saw I say about who's ruining his Sunday? Is
Speaker 1: our company calling in because there was a problem with
Speaker 1: the shows? Is there's something that went wrong over the weekend?
Speaker 1: What's go what are they is it? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Who's calling you? Dude, I'm gonna get the second name wrong.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter, it goes dude, you don't understand.
Speaker 1: They're driving me crazy. Who what's the matter is? Look,
Speaker 1: you look terrible. You look like you saw a ghost,
Speaker 1: he says. David David Jimmy. They want me to David Falco. Okay,
Speaker 1: David Jimmy is a morning show from Columbus. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't remember the second name. I tell you that,
Speaker 1: so David Falco. Oh, David Falco, you don't understand. They're
Speaker 1: calling me, not stop. They want me to come to
Speaker 1: a rooftop pool and have drinks with them on a
Speaker 1: Sunday when I'm relaxing. So I go, I look at
Speaker 1: I go, oh, oh see you you have the problems,
Speaker 1: you have the stress? My bad. This is typical Brodie
Speaker 1: trying to flip the script because once again I was
Speaker 1: enjoying my Sunday and I made you a favor. Tragic,
Speaker 1: but you were invited to a pool you didn't know
Speaker 1: if you wanted to go. I felt like, uh, the
Speaker 1: guy is five minutes away from me and he's calling
Speaker 1: my house, giving me five minutes of notice. You know,
Speaker 1: what let me, let me just stop what I'm doing
Speaker 1: and drop everything to get him his box of ship
Speaker 1: day was being ruined by David Falco, who wanted you
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, I'm trying to relax on the Sunday,
Speaker 1: and then that they have well, because I wanted to
Speaker 1: make it look like that you know that that I
Speaker 1: had other things in irons in the fire, which I did,
Speaker 1: and and that there was a lot happening. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was eighteen minutes late. So I made you
Speaker 1: wait for how how long? Twelve minutes? Well, thirteen total
Speaker 1: from the five he said, you'd be down thirteen minutes
Speaker 1: roughly with the seven minutes. That's not bad that I
Speaker 1: actually stopped what I was doing and then and didn't
Speaker 1: face and then made you. I want you to thank
Speaker 1: thank me, because that's quickly said. I could have easily said,
Speaker 1: you know something, dude, I'm busy, come back another day
Speaker 1: and then make you make a forty minute drive out
Speaker 1: here to my place on a random day of the
Speaker 1: week when you had no intention of coming out here.
Speaker 1: So you should thank me for saying, Hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop what I'm doing I'm
Speaker 1: gonna drop everything. I'm gonna hang it bro okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and then what you do when I when
Speaker 1: I when I said I gotta go, you went and
Speaker 1: walk around the court. He went grocery shopping. Well, I
Speaker 1: had to. I had to get a bottle of liquor
Speaker 1: because I can't show up empty handed right to the
Speaker 1: bool pool party that you didn't really want to go to. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm a spontaneous guy, oh oh bo, except when I
Speaker 1: call you, then you're not spontaneous. Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: No coming, I'm coming. I'm gonna get up right now
Speaker 1: and run downstairs spontaneous. You just gave me a whole
Speaker 1: speech about how you interrupted me. I had like I
Speaker 1: had to do stop show minutes. But that's that's fontaneous point.
Speaker 1: My point is I spontaneously decided to go to this party.
Speaker 1: Everything happened within a half hour, and then your call
Speaker 1: came in. So you told me you weren't sure you
Speaker 1: wanted to go. I didn't know. That was another thing
Speaker 1: because after after I went to go get that bottle,
Speaker 1: I still have to go back upstairs and change into
Speaker 1: a bathing suit because I didn't have a bathing suit
Speaker 1: on so yeah, So, yeah, my day was thrown into flux. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I say this is zero po. You spent the
Speaker 1: whole night instagram in your pool life. Come on, come on,
Speaker 1: I am I supposed to just am I really supposed
Speaker 1: to just counch out to you. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Oh you know, the Master David is calling me. Let
Speaker 1: me stop everything. Listen. You didn't see me in six days,
Speaker 1: and be nice of you if you hustle down a
Speaker 1: little bit. Let's go, let's hustle. You were in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I was doing you the favor. I was the one.
Speaker 1: I was the one who got that stuff together for you.
Speaker 1: I was brought at home and slept in to my apartment.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so okay, so I expect that apology right now. Uh?
Speaker 1: Is she just hit the commercials the Boys podcast? Well
Speaker 1: be right back. Yeah, the podcast is not gonna change. Uh.
Speaker 1: Speaking of of of slices, I wanted to send a
Speaker 1: shout out to someone I haven't heard from on social media.
Speaker 1: It's not about the grape soda for me, but I
Speaker 1: have I have not seen her Twitter account. I don't
Speaker 1: think she has a Twitter account anymore, and I want
Speaker 1: to make sure she's okay and that she and her
Speaker 1: family are still listening. So shout out to Lacey Goodman.
Speaker 1: I hope everything's good with you. Uh, find a way
Speaker 1: to reach out to us if you see I remember
Speaker 1: her grape soda. Lacy from Alabama? Yes, how she U?
Speaker 1: She's doing okay? Now you're can ask me a question.
Speaker 1: I just said what I know? All right? Well, well
Speaker 1: Lacey from Lacy in a while, Brody, how's Lacy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't know. If she's needs to feel better, we
Speaker 1: don't know. Also, shout out to E d M S
Speaker 1: Underscore Memes. Um. They they are Instagram account of run
Speaker 1: by slices. I'm assuming definitely E d M S fans,
Speaker 1: and they put up hilarious memes about our show, sometimes
Speaker 1: a different meme for each member of the show. And apparently,
Speaker 1: uh Friday, I guess after my final day on the air,
Speaker 1: they put up a uh and asked me anything and
Speaker 1: said what do you like most about Brody? And you
Speaker 1: can go to e E d M S Underscore Memes
Speaker 1: and look at their saved stories and look at them.
Speaker 1: I am I don't there's no names attached, but I
Speaker 1: am blown away by the kind words from people. So
Speaker 1: thank you for that. Very nice. Thank thank you d
Speaker 1: M s Underscore memes for doing that. That was very nice.
Speaker 1: So so I have my boy toilet Brian, Remember toilet Brian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he falls asleep on the toilet. Yeah, Well, he gets
Speaker 1: drunk or whatever, he's tired, he falls asleep on your toilet.
Speaker 1: And this happened back and when we were in Vegas
Speaker 1: together hanging out the guy. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if it's a I gotta look
Speaker 1: this up. If people get drunk and they go and
Speaker 1: they fall asleep on the toilet in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night, but they Alvis, they Alvis Presley. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: yesterday we went out the toilet. Brian was in town.
Speaker 1: Of course, he's crashing on my couch for a few days.
Speaker 1: Has he ever paid for a hotel when he comes
Speaker 1: to the area. No, No, Should I charge him rent? No?
Speaker 1: But I think I think he should be more respectful
Speaker 1: of your toilet, is what I'm saying. Go on, what happened. So,
Speaker 1: so we got home last night, Well, I get home
Speaker 1: and he stayed out drinking till all hours. Of course,
Speaker 1: I wake up this morning to go into the you
Speaker 1: know how to get up, go to work, go into
Speaker 1: the bathroom, turn the light on. There he is living
Speaker 1: up to his name. Brian on the toy asleep. He
Speaker 1: was asleep on the toilet again. Now this time I
Speaker 1: didn't take any pictures, but I still have that that
Speaker 1: classic picture from that time in Vegas, which I'm like,
Speaker 1: is this really happening right now? He literally had his
Speaker 1: his pants around his ankles. He was sitting on the
Speaker 1: toilet and his his hand between his leg to keep
Speaker 1: his uh yeah, his penis uh you know down, I guess. Oh,
Speaker 1: speaking of penises, I've got some penis audio later leave
Speaker 1: it at that, but yeah, so I'm like, by the way,
Speaker 1: it's not audio of a penis your Brian, Brian, your
Speaker 1: wake up, Wake up, dude. I gotta get any I
Speaker 1: gotta go to take a shower, go to work. But
Speaker 1: you know, so, so he finally did wake up. My dude, dude,
Speaker 1: get a hold of yourself. Finish up. But who falls
Speaker 1: asleep on the toilet? Huh Brian? So what do he say?
Speaker 1: Did he say anything? Who else falls asleep on the toilet? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: one I know but Brian, right exactly. So Brian is
Speaker 1: an anomaly. I don't know, but maybe the slices. No
Speaker 1: people who fall asleep on the toilet, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just it's just a weird place. It's got to
Speaker 1: be a very uncomfortable sleep too, I mean, you know who,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Whatever, we'll move on from that. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's in town, hanging out. I got a chance to
Speaker 1: see him, and my boy told down and remember told
Speaker 1: Darren from London, well not from London, but told Darren
Speaker 1: from here but moved to London. He's in town with
Speaker 1: his family. It's just a very busy, hectic week. But
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody wants to see me. And here
Speaker 1: I am forty eight hours away from uh having to
Speaker 1: uh to embark on this this trip to Iceland. So
Speaker 1: if you ask me, when it rains, it poores, and
Speaker 1: then I'll go a whole month when nobody asks me
Speaker 1: to do ship. But now everybody's in town, everybody wants
Speaker 1: to hang out. Hey can you do this? Hey? Can
Speaker 1: you go out here? Can you? You know? And I
Speaker 1: stood home tonight. This is my dead occasion to you, Brodie.
Speaker 1: You know. The Mets are playing the Yankees at Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 1: Toilet Prian and a bunch of my friends all went
Speaker 1: to get to the game tonight. They had an extra
Speaker 1: ticket and they asked me if I wanted to go,
Speaker 1: And at first I was like, yeah, well let me go.
Speaker 1: Let let me, let me, let me really burn the
Speaker 1: candle at both ends here, and then I thought, I'll
Speaker 1: wait a second. We gotta record. So so here we are,
Speaker 1: all right there, Brodie, you're very quiet. I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 1: You had mentioned the Mets Yankee game. You guys know
Speaker 1: where Mets fans. You may not be Mets fans. I
Speaker 1: know a lot of you might be Phillies fans. Um.
Speaker 1: I would like to shout out the general. Scary. You
Speaker 1: know what the general is, not the not the and
Speaker 1: not the Chicken general. So no, not General, so's chicken.
Speaker 1: No the generals General. If you're a Mets fan, you
Speaker 1: know who the seven line Army is. If you're not
Speaker 1: a Mets fan, the seven Train is the New York
Speaker 1: City subway that goes to City Field. So this large
Speaker 1: group of Mets fans that were the same, uh call
Speaker 1: the shirts, call themselves a seven line army in the
Speaker 1: center field bleachers in New York right at the Mets games.
Speaker 1: But they also will have like a season long tour
Speaker 1: where they'll buy out like fire tickets in a section
Speaker 1: around the country, and the stadiums that for other teams
Speaker 1: are aware of them, and we'll put aside tickets sometimes,
Speaker 1: right because they're selling fifteen hundred tickets. Who wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to sell fifteen hundred tickets? So you can follow these
Speaker 1: guys and like, oh, we're all going to San Diego
Speaker 1: on the third. Okay, Well, the Mets played the Phillies
Speaker 1: this past weekend, and you know, the first pitch scary.
Speaker 1: I had the honor of throwing out the first pitch
Speaker 1: at a Mets game. And we've we've thrown our first
Speaker 1: pitches at Brooklyn Cyclones games and Staton On Yankee games.
Speaker 1: It's a big honor, it's a big to do um.
Speaker 1: But usually you're you're a fan of the home team, right,
Speaker 1: you know, you should be well at Citizens Bank Park
Speaker 1: where the Phillies play this past weekend. A man known
Speaker 1: as the General from the seven Line Army, not the founder,
Speaker 1: but he's known as the General whatever he got his
Speaker 1: title from. That's that's what they call him. His Mets
Speaker 1: jersey says General on the back. He threw out the
Speaker 1: first pitch at the Phillies Mets game. How the hell
Speaker 1: do the Citizens Bank Park? How did he do that? Well,
Speaker 1: why would the Phillies welcome that? Because he's because the
Speaker 1: biggest salesperson. He he sold the most tickets for the Phillies.
Speaker 1: You're very close. The Phillies have a rule that if
Speaker 1: you sell I don't know, fifteen hundred tickets approximately, you
Speaker 1: get to throw out the first pitch, like, thank you
Speaker 1: for doing that, here's your honor. Well, the seven line
Speaker 1: Army sold I think fourteen hundred and something tickets, so
Speaker 1: they got the honor as the people buying the and
Speaker 1: he organized her. He was he was elected as a
Speaker 1: rep for the seven line Army. Hilarious. So a guy
Speaker 1: in a Mets jersey, he was using, a guy that
Speaker 1: Mets jersey was on the mound. On the mound, I
Speaker 1: love this at a Phillies game, and they were of
Speaker 1: course booing him. So to me, that is Mets fan
Speaker 1: of the month for doing that. And you know what,
Speaker 1: kudos for the Philly to the Phillies the organization for
Speaker 1: honoring that, because they could have easily said nah, sorry
Speaker 1: and just change the rules. But they could have said,
Speaker 1: you can't wear the metric on the field. That's like
Speaker 1: taking a dump in their clubhouse. I mean, that is
Speaker 1: just that's not good. You can't do that. But they did.
Speaker 1: They allowed it. I'm surprised. And he threw it to
Speaker 1: a Philly catcher. Yeah, so shout out, shout out to
Speaker 1: the general. This is great. Yeah, it's online because I
Speaker 1: didn't know what night was, the Saturday night, maybe the
Speaker 1: double header. That's great. And they sold tickets. Yeah, fourteen
Speaker 1: or fifteen hundred, and that's awesome. That's a lot of
Speaker 1: money for the Philly was Friday, the Phillies organization. Good,
Speaker 1: good for them. Just google Mets fan throws out first
Speaker 1: pitch at the Phillies game. That's bad, Philly. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm not a Phillies fan. I'm not rooting for you,
Speaker 1: but I'm sorry. That's that's not good. That's not good.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great thing. I think they honored
Speaker 1: to promise because the owner is not the fans. The
Speaker 1: owner is getting ripped for it. He put he put
Speaker 1: them on it, he put a price. I guess he
Speaker 1: never thought that the deal would work out that way,
Speaker 1: but he should have planned ahead. There should have been
Speaker 1: a stipulation in the contract. You can't wear a much.
Speaker 1: They can't wear the other team's jersey. Come on. I
Speaker 1: had a fun weekend. Actually, um my parents joined me
Speaker 1: and my sister, her, my brother in law, the kids,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend, my girlfriend. We all we went down at
Speaker 1: the the Jersey Shore and we had a nice family
Speaker 1: fund day at the Jersey Shore in Asbury Park, you know,
Speaker 1: my favorite place. Yeah. And I don't know if if, maybe,
Speaker 1: maybe my parents are the anomaly. I don't know if
Speaker 1: they're the one to do it and no one else does.
Speaker 1: But my mother's like it starts like three o'clock. She
Speaker 1: starts like wrapping up. She's like, all right, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I gotta go in the room, gotta get dressed, and
Speaker 1: gotta leave. I'm like, my, it's a beautiful Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1: Friday was gorgeous. I'm like, it's Gordon. It's not a
Speaker 1: cloud on this guy. There's low humidity, it's eighty two degrees.
Speaker 1: Even the pool was heated. She was in the pool
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm like, the day is not done,
Speaker 1: and where are you guys going. She's, oh, we gotta
Speaker 1: bob aque to go to tomorrow afternoon that we gotta
Speaker 1: get ready for. Well, this is what I guess this
Speaker 1: happens when you get old. Clearly they aren't spontaneous like
Speaker 1: their sons Scary Jones. They said, my mother is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta go. I said, well, what do you What
Speaker 1: are you in a rush for? That's hanging out to
Speaker 1: at least five six o'clock and then you go home
Speaker 1: and then you go to dinner or whatever. They weren't
Speaker 1: even hungry. They had no dinner on the agenda. There
Speaker 1: was nowhere to go to the rest of the night.
Speaker 1: So she's like, I, I gotta make a salad. And
Speaker 1: I'm like what. She goes, Yeah, she goes, everyone's bringing
Speaker 1: something to this barbecue for tomorrow, and I gotta make
Speaker 1: a salad. I'm like, how long does it take them?
Speaker 1: Like a fucking salad you gotta buy? Okay, it was
Speaker 1: in a macaroni salad, but it was just it was
Speaker 1: it was like tomatoes and onions and cucumbers and and
Speaker 1: let's salad. You just go by all the ship that
Speaker 1: you hate, so you go to Costco. I gotta make
Speaker 1: a big salad and and I and I and I said,
Speaker 1: all right, look, I get it, you don't want to
Speaker 1: buy a pre made one. But even if you don't
Speaker 1: have anything in the house, and you gotta make a
Speaker 1: stop at a grocery store and buy all the ingredients
Speaker 1: for the salad and then bring it home and then
Speaker 1: chop everything, and then what because it's a giant salad
Speaker 1: tops right, and then and then another Maybe let's call
Speaker 1: it out an hour to make the salad because it's
Speaker 1: gourmet and she's gotta chop stuff up. So the whole
Speaker 1: process in going to the store are buying the stuff,
Speaker 1: taking this stuff home, chopping, cutting, cold aiding. How long
Speaker 1: does that take? Brodie forty minutes? And I don't give
Speaker 1: it two hours an older woman two hours, say two hours.
Speaker 1: But let me ask you a question, then, why the
Speaker 1: fund does she's gotta leave at three o'clock. She's gotta
Speaker 1: mentally prepare to make a salad. Dude, if that was
Speaker 1: me or you, what we do we we wake up
Speaker 1: the morning, I was like, oh funk I gotta make
Speaker 1: a salad from a cater in place, or at eleven
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, I'm like sitting there chopping up
Speaker 1: ship and then I'm rolling out of my house that
Speaker 1: same day. But she needed for whatever reason, this mentally
Speaker 1: prepare or this mental block. And what was your father doing?
Speaker 1: Was he like okay, yeah exactly, Oh yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: we gotta go. She's gotta make a salad. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, guys are like in paradise right now. This
Speaker 1: is we got. We got. We got there worried and ants.
Speaker 1: We got the cushion in the chairs with there's only
Speaker 1: six cushion he chairs at this hotel, and they got
Speaker 1: the cushion the ones that they had it for the
Speaker 1: day that you get up early and and and and
Speaker 1: and claim all the chairs. They did. They got eight
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning to get those chairs, and they're
Speaker 1: ready to they're get ready to part with them at
Speaker 1: three o'clock on a gorgeous sunny day because you got
Speaker 1: to go to a store and buy the ingredients to
Speaker 1: make a salad for a barbecue that's not happening for
Speaker 1: the twenty four hours. So these are the kind of
Speaker 1: people that get up super early to get the chairs.
Speaker 1: So maybe your mom wanted to get up super early
Speaker 1: to get the best lettuce. Dude, No, it wasn't going
Speaker 1: down like that. So I know the answer to this,
Speaker 1: but maybe hold on, hold on, let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question first, what are the odds that your father
Speaker 1: often to help in any way? Would he say, ro
Speaker 1: let me chop up something to help you out. He's
Speaker 1: the salad. He's in the grilled ship. Yeah, he grills.
Speaker 1: He would never help her in the kitchen cut stuff up. No, right,
Speaker 1: you could have said, well, because he could have said, roll,
Speaker 1: let's stay at the beach a little while, I'll help you.
Speaker 1: Come up that. Let us let's stay like an hour later,
Speaker 1: I'll help you. I'll do the shopping. No, he didn't.
Speaker 1: So it's his fault then too, because he didn't offer
Speaker 1: to help her. She knows she just to do it
Speaker 1: all by herself. And then he's gonna take credit for
Speaker 1: the salad the next day. You know he's gonna get credit.
Speaker 1: You know they're gonna go, hey, hey, Mr Mrs Skeary,
Speaker 1: thank you for the salad. They're gonna go hey, no problem,
Speaker 1: he's gonna go, no problem. It's all pleasure. Meanwhile, your
Speaker 1: mom made it. Your mom, your mother, your mother, your mother. Man,
Speaker 1: My parents are notorious for doing things like that, where,
Speaker 1: for instance, hey, let's go to brunch on Sunday, and
Speaker 1: they're like, no, no, no, no, we can't, we can't.
Speaker 1: We're leaving Wednesday for Maryland. We're going to We're going
Speaker 1: and we're going to get crabs or no, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get crab cakes and stuff. We're gonna you know, you know,
Speaker 1: we're going to Maine for lobster, like they're going on
Speaker 1: one of their road trips. I'm like, dude, that's Wednesday.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what does that have to do with having
Speaker 1: brunch with your son on a Sunday? Oh, it's just
Speaker 1: to my We got so much to do and prepare.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think maybe parents just get into that
Speaker 1: mode where they have to prepare for things like they
Speaker 1: or they can't. They have to block out their schedule
Speaker 1: of four days on either side of something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Does your mother only have one outfit? It's like, I
Speaker 1: can't wait outfit Sunday, I gotta wear Wednesday. No, no,
Speaker 1: that's my I can't wear my Wednesday outfit on Sunday.
Speaker 1: I can't wear that to brunch. Or is she worried
Speaker 1: about gaining weight for her girlish figure. She's none of it,
Speaker 1: none of it, none of it. It's possible. Scary now,
Speaker 1: hear me out here, It's possible. I'm trying to psychoanalyze
Speaker 1: your mom and your dad here. But from what I've read,
Speaker 1: they may hate you. What are you talking about? Well, look,
Speaker 1: let's let's add up to facts. They make up some
Speaker 1: lame excuse about salad to get away from you, even
Speaker 1: though they're in paradise. Then they make up some lame
Speaker 1: excuse where they can't go to brunch with you so
Speaker 1: that four days later they can go somewhere else three
Speaker 1: days later. The only pattern I see, and it makes
Speaker 1: any sense, is they're doing and saying things that make
Speaker 1: no sense. But the ultimate prize is getting away from you. Okay,
Speaker 1: be it as it may. I'm telling you preposterous, you know.
Speaker 1: And my girlfriend does the same thing, by the way,
Speaker 1: she doesn't. She's she's she's similar, she's similar. Tell me
Speaker 1: about it. Well, she had some she's gotten some paid
Speaker 1: time off right now, Okay, her her company did a
Speaker 1: beautiful thing which I wanted to talk about me too,
Speaker 1: by the way. All right, Yeah, she she's taking some
Speaker 1: time off. She wants to get out of here. She
Speaker 1: she's going, uh, and she wants to go. She obviously
Speaker 1: has this Iceland trip with me. She's leaving with me.
Speaker 1: She's going on the trip right now. She still had
Speaker 1: all of last week off as her first week off.
Speaker 1: She was getting six weeks, so she went into your place, right,
Speaker 1: she had stuff to do. But the point is, I'm
Speaker 1: telling her, make the most of your time and go
Speaker 1: somewhere for that first week a few days. Why do
Speaker 1: you want to burn days doing nothing or whatever you'd
Speaker 1: want to do, hang with your girlfriends or do what
Speaker 1: you want to do, detox and go to some yoga retreat.
Speaker 1: She loves that ship. Well, she's like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we have the trip coming up. I mean, that's not
Speaker 1: it for a week and a half. After that's like
Speaker 1: twelve days into your your little sabbatical there, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I can't go. I can't see. To me, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to eat up every last minute a free time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, funk, man, I got eleven days before
Speaker 1: my trip to Iceland. I'm going to Costa Rica, followed
Speaker 1: by Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic and spontaneous and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come home and then the next day I'm
Speaker 1: gonna turn around and go to Iceland. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just like to jam it all in. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, jam it in spontaneous and call
Speaker 1: your girlfriend telling that. Say honey, I just want to
Speaker 1: jam it all in. See how that gets it, and
Speaker 1: see what that goes. All right, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 1: I see where this is going podcast, Brodie, where was
Speaker 1: it going? I don't know, man, He's going down a
Speaker 1: very dark path. Oh that's what I would hope you
Speaker 1: would hope for. Yo. Hey, I want to read a
Speaker 1: couple of things from social media. Um cat Kast's cat
Speaker 1: on Twitter in your honor. I got free dessert today.
Speaker 1: Went to a restaurant. They charged me for something I
Speaker 1: didn't order, took twenty minutes to bring drinks, another twenty
Speaker 1: for dessert. I demanded to speak with the manager and
Speaker 1: he asked what I wanted and I said, free dessert.
Speaker 1: Winning so very good. So let's see. Oh I got
Speaker 1: uh uh Maraton Pharaoh, I hope I pronounce your name
Speaker 1: right sent me an adorable picture of him wearing a
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boy's hat holding his son, and he said, Hi, Brody,
Speaker 1: loved the podcast. I'm Tony from uh Connecticut, just writing
Speaker 1: to say hello from the from the Dominicans, from me
Speaker 1: and my son Brian. He's adorable. Love you guys, keep
Speaker 1: up the great work. So I got a Brooklyn Boys hat,
Speaker 1: which is a good reminder. Uh, scary. What's the web
Speaker 1: address to get our merchandise? Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel
Speaker 1: dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. H.
Speaker 1: Shelley W. That's at Love to Rescue. Uh. Spelling makes
Speaker 1: a big difference. I think I will pass on these.
Speaker 1: She sent me a picture of muffins or little bread rolls,
Speaker 1: maybe their bread rolls, and it says please use tongues
Speaker 1: to pick up pastries. Now that is a great a
Speaker 1: great sign. Uh. And then uh, I think, oh, a couple,
Speaker 1: a couple more here. Um. Joshua Garcia says anyone interested
Speaker 1: in tacos and sent a picture of a place called
Speaker 1: stands Tacos. I'm going it stands for tacos. Why does
Speaker 1: it have to be a Spanish name or Mexican or what?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Hold on, it's not a taco stand. Look,
Speaker 1: we talked about this, like Stacy's pizza stand is an
Speaker 1: accountant stand works at a Delhi that sells corned beef
Speaker 1: stand doesn't make tacos. I'm sorry, listen. Don't judge a
Speaker 1: book by its cover, man, That's how we do. That's
Speaker 1: our podcast. We judge a book by its cover. You
Speaker 1: are once again, I'm the guy that with the open mind. Here,
Speaker 1: I'm the guy with the open mind. You are not.
Speaker 1: You are the closed minded fool. Because I care if
Speaker 1: I see if I see Isabel's pizza, I'm gonna have it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm going into Isabel's pizza. I'm going
Speaker 1: into You know, it doesn't just because you don't have
Speaker 1: the name that sounds like it belongs with that ethnicity
Speaker 1: who cooks that cuisine does not mean that is bad.
Speaker 1: You've got to get over that. It's been a this
Speaker 1: has been a stumbling block for you for years. This
Speaker 1: is not doing it, by the way, It's a I
Speaker 1: think it's a character flaw. I don't have any flaws.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that. So I will tell you. Speaking of food,
Speaker 1: and you and I disagree on food, I had lunch
Speaker 1: with our good friend. Uh Darren, Oh, did you really now?
Speaker 1: What do you think of Darren as a manager of people,
Speaker 1: as a as an important voice in New York he's
Speaker 1: a powerful guy. Accomplished a lot you want a lot
Speaker 1: of used to run all the jingle balls across the country,
Speaker 1: used to run the entire I Heart Radio tent pole events,
Speaker 1: all the all the festivals and all that stuff. And
Speaker 1: he's a he would say, he's a man of wealth
Speaker 1: and power and dignity. He was at Madison's Garden for
Speaker 1: the longest time running that ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what
Speaker 1: about it? Why? Well, so you know, uh, you know
Speaker 1: he's uh man, he's Jewish, Yes, I do, yes, right, yes,
Speaker 1: I do. So I told him that I went with
Speaker 1: you to lunch at Saddel's. Oh god, And he said,
Speaker 1: too much, Jill. That sucks. The bagels are awful. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Mike Drop, thank you. He said that. Yeah. No, I said,
Speaker 1: what do you think? And he that's exactly what he said.
Speaker 1: He said, Jews don't eat there. The bagels are terrible
Speaker 1: and they cover everything with dill. That's not good. I said,
Speaker 1: I love you, Dan, I'm gonna tell scary so fuck you.
Speaker 1: So there you go. You know what. I'm sorry. Listen,
Speaker 1: Mario Carbone, who who owns that place? I think he
Speaker 1: doesn't kick Mario Carbone from the Carbone Italian place. Yes
Speaker 1: that Saddel's belongs to his company, major food group. That
Speaker 1: you're telling me. You're telling me because I I bought
Speaker 1: a jar of Carbone sauce, because you told me carbon
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite places. I had a jar
Speaker 1: of Carbone sauce. I gotta tell you it's not as
Speaker 1: good as Rio's, not as good as car Mines, not
Speaker 1: as good as uh as Um Victor Horriors, not as good.
Speaker 1: That being said, his name is Mario Carbone, Mario Carbone
Speaker 1: C A R B O N E. Correct, and he's
Speaker 1: an avid fan. So why don't you say no, No,
Speaker 1: I'm dying to go to the restaurant. You speak so
Speaker 1: highly of it. And by the way, the sauce was excellent.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just, I'm just working with you. It
Speaker 1: was excellent sauce. But here's what I'll say, Mario Carbone,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, I cannot wait to eat your Italian restaurant.
Speaker 1: But please talk towards you before you open up a
Speaker 1: Jewish restaurant. That's all I'm saying. I would like ye.
Speaker 1: You know, you know who should run, you know, run
Speaker 1: Sidel's stand from stands tacos, he should give up his
Speaker 1: taco stand and he should go over to run Sidel's
Speaker 1: Perfects is so popular and it's it's it's so good,
Speaker 1: and it's hitting checking so many boxes that they're opening
Speaker 1: all over the place. There's now is some you know,
Speaker 1: very popular, very popular. What's growing like crazy monkey pox.
Speaker 1: I'm not eating that either. You are you are something else,
Speaker 1: David Brodie, you know you will never change, will never change.
Speaker 1: And and the slices don't want me to. You're right,
Speaker 1: they don't. And I don't want you to either. Frankly
Speaker 1: good hit the commercials. Oh, I'll give you permission this time. Well,
Speaker 1: let's for the let the record show. David Brody is
Speaker 1: suggesting to go to commercials. I'll tell you why because
Speaker 1: he's the one that that usually is the motor mount
Speaker 1: that doesn't pause for commercials. But now he's throwing it
Speaker 1: out there. No, I'll give you commercials. No, no, I
Speaker 1: want to. I got an Italian food story. So do
Speaker 1: you want my Italian food story to piggyback? What the
Speaker 1: Italian food restaurants? We're talking about? This? Alright? Fine, it's
Speaker 1: the man. We're all over the map today. And don't
Speaker 1: forget that audio from the Big Show coming up soon,
Speaker 1: and that is so we're talking about Italian food and
Speaker 1: we have a big slice, big slice uh that listen
Speaker 1: to Star show. And he invited me and you you
Speaker 1: haven't gone yet to uh uh to his restaurant, his
Speaker 1: family's restaurant. And I'm talking of course about Chef Anthony.
Speaker 1: Chef Anthony. By the way, what's the name of the place.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, Emilio's Bulato. Now you have to
Speaker 1: say it the way you say Ruth's Chris, because Ruth's Blatto.
Speaker 1: Ruth brought Chris's Steakhouse in New Orleans. That's why it's
Speaker 1: Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Emilio and Chris's family they bought the
Speaker 1: Blatto restaurant, a famous landmark in New York. And he
Speaker 1: invited us uh and so I took him up on
Speaker 1: the offer of my wife and I went there and
Speaker 1: we had what do you think we had? We had
Speaker 1: chicken palm, and we had big clams, and we had
Speaker 1: a spicy riggy tooni, and we had some cacaccio bread
Speaker 1: is forget about it. There really good at right on
Speaker 1: Houston Street. The place is just a landmark. Was delicious.
Speaker 1: Chris couldn't be any NICER's like, when scary coming, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I keep telling him I will be there soon enough.
Speaker 1: He gave us the corner table that apparently is so
Speaker 1: popular that when we were done eating, there was a
Speaker 1: line out the door waiting to get in. So a
Speaker 1: couple comes in. They're like, oh, we have a table
Speaker 1: for you. They come in, they see that my wife
Speaker 1: and I are like wrapping it up, like getting ready
Speaker 1: to get up, and they go, you know, we'll wait
Speaker 1: for that corner table. And they went back outside and
Speaker 1: got back online. We had that. We had the hot table,
Speaker 1: hot table, the hot corner. So we ate early. We
Speaker 1: went to see a Broadway show. We went to see
Speaker 1: Kite Runner, which is like two hours and forty minutes long.
Speaker 1: It was fantastic. If you read the book, the show
Speaker 1: is great. And if you didn't read the book, the
Speaker 1: show is great. But a lot of people read the book.
Speaker 1: So the theater is on Fort Street. I want you
Speaker 1: to keep in mind. I did not finish my meal.
Speaker 1: The chicken palm was so big, the big we had
Speaker 1: big clams. We had a lot to eat at Emilio's Blado,
Speaker 1: so I had them wrapped the chicken palm and tinfoil.
Speaker 1: Of course, what I do. You can't bring food into
Speaker 1: a Broadway show. I put in my pocket. I set
Speaker 1: through a Broadway show with chicken palmer palm balm pockets.
Speaker 1: And then my wife says to me, when the show
Speaker 1: is over, you know, it's like ten thirty. Now at
Speaker 1: this point we ate like five hours ago, four and
Speaker 1: a half hours ago. Says, you know you're hungry. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm always a little ungry. She said, why don't we
Speaker 1: go to Carmines, your favorite restaurant, which is right that
Speaker 1: like five stores down, like boom boom right there. So
Speaker 1: I go, all right, let me text our buddy Glenn,
Speaker 1: see he's gonna be there. I want to see him.
Speaker 1: So Glenn's like, I'm not gonna be there. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm out of town. Like we're going anyway. So we go,
Speaker 1: we sit upstairs, We get chicken palm again, big clams again. Uh,
Speaker 1: and so we had big clams twice, chicken palm twice,
Speaker 1: and this couple next to us says, oh, what are
Speaker 1: you guys older? And you guys been here before? Like
Speaker 1: how have I been here before? Oh? I'm there all
Speaker 1: the time. So I talked him into all my favorites
Speaker 1: and guess what they had for dinner, Big clams, chicken
Speaker 1: palm and penny. And for dessert they had the assive terramissou,
Speaker 1: the best terramisoux on the play best tiramisou the best.
Speaker 1: So I started to tell you I had I double
Speaker 1: chicken palmed and double big clammed. And when you do that,
Speaker 1: you see the subtle differences between them. You can go like, oh,
Speaker 1: this had this quality said that, Oh yes, double chicken
Speaker 1: palm and double bay clams is the way to go
Speaker 1: through life scared. So I'll have to say I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: and then that'll give me a double belly, okay and
Speaker 1: a double chin. But okay, I'll just keep going. Listen.
Speaker 1: I had some great pizza over the weekend. It just
Speaker 1: placed tenth Street Pizza and Hoboken. It's been under my
Speaker 1: nose for years. Didn't even realize it. My friends have
Speaker 1: been calling me out for everything Street Pizza. Dude, it's
Speaker 1: I knew. I just thought it was every day corner
Speaker 1: store pizza. Well, we were there on Sunday, and uh,
Speaker 1: talk about being a gavone. We got the Buffala the square,
Speaker 1: the Bouffalla square pizza. And there's the woman coming out
Speaker 1: of the kitchen. I swear to god, she's like five
Speaker 1: ft one with the hairnet with the cross around her
Speaker 1: neck and the dirty as apron with the with the
Speaker 1: sauce all over the apron. Her name is Marie and
Speaker 1: she's the cook and she and I saw her in
Speaker 1: the back chopping up the room with tomatoes. She let
Speaker 1: me say this, the buffallla pizza. It's a square and
Speaker 1: it's crispy. It's got that crisp They put real olive
Speaker 1: oil into there. It takes forever to make. I'm like,
Speaker 1: where have you been all my life? And she goes,
Speaker 1: you're not staying for Sunday Dinna. We went in at
Speaker 1: Sunday at three o'clock. It was five o'clock and I'm
Speaker 1: we're leaving there, and my friends like what and we
Speaker 1: look at the sign. They do two seatings of Sunday
Speaker 1: dinner at four o'clock and six thirty, where they make
Speaker 1: just an all out insane meal with like you know,
Speaker 1: meat balls and you know, you know they they do
Speaker 1: everything in the Italian world that you can imagine, and
Speaker 1: they do a free I'm like, you guys do more
Speaker 1: than just pizza. Like, I can't brodie. There's so much
Speaker 1: to eat and there's so little, there's so little time
Speaker 1: and stomach space. I can't begin to tell you. It
Speaker 1: was phenomenal. When we I'm starving. My mouth is watering
Speaker 1: right now. When are we going? I'm off that day,
Speaker 1: Let's go. It was so good, dude. But it was
Speaker 1: It was all my calories for the week. Um, and
Speaker 1: it was just exactly the way that you would expect
Speaker 1: it to taste. And that got me on a TikTok
Speaker 1: um fucking uh rant not rant a TikTok a TikTok uh.
Speaker 1: You know, wave of just seeing pizza videos. Whoa, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at the menu. Scary, yeah, the US. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's Buffalo Buffalo. It's an expensive one, but
Speaker 1: it's worth oh my god, it's forty six dollars and
Speaker 1: it's worth every dollar. It's an eight and it's eight slices.
Speaker 1: It's literally al it's a rectangle and it's at two
Speaker 1: pieces on each side. I'm looking at the square pie
Speaker 1: is thirty four, the clam six. What's going on with
Speaker 1: this Buffala pizza? Have you had buffala. No buffala cheese. No,
Speaker 1: but it's like guff it's buffalo mozzarella is well, google it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a thing, and it's well the fresh street drizzle. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the picture to Sicilian pepper and they
Speaker 1: do sausage and peppers in there. And not only peppers, ready,
Speaker 1: they actually do an appetizer version of sausage and peppers.
Speaker 1: They literally it's uncased. It's it's crumbled sausage and peppers
Speaker 1: that have been cooked for three hours, so they're sweet
Speaker 1: as apple pie and in a dish the sausage of
Speaker 1: the peppers, and and and it's just I can't be
Speaker 1: gonna tell you about health pasta alforno, crispy pasta baked
Speaker 1: with meat, sauce and melt the cheese. It's a thing,
Speaker 1: and it's run by true Italians. Okay, when when what's
Speaker 1: the person's name of runs it? Marie? Okay, now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go say you just pro my point. No, Okay,
Speaker 1: you said real Italians run it, right, real Italians, which
Speaker 1: means that's important to you, that's important for you to
Speaker 1: tell me real Italians. But when I tell you a
Speaker 1: taco place that stand runs you don't tell me, oh
Speaker 1: standard you think it's standing. I'll give you one reason.
Speaker 1: I give you a reason why you cannot judge a
Speaker 1: book by its cover because a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, a couple of peaks weeks ago,
Speaker 1: you came on this podcast and you said you went
Speaker 1: to Arthur and Sons. Now, if you just did saw
Speaker 1: a sign that said Arthur and Sons, you, being closed
Speaker 1: minded Brody, would walk right by it, because Arthur is
Speaker 1: not an Italian name. Arthur Avenue is the most of Italians.
Speaker 1: You do know, you do know Arthur and Sons to
Speaker 1: be an amazing Italian restaurant. So you would have judged
Speaker 1: the book by its cover. You had no clue. You
Speaker 1: had no clue. What are you because because author is
Speaker 1: the Americanized version of Auturo and his father's name could
Speaker 1: be a jew Arthur, that's right, Bay. So if art
Speaker 1: if it's Arthur's and Arthur and Sons. But what made
Speaker 1: you go there, David Brody? You still went to that one?
Speaker 1: And you because one of the sons, because one of
Speaker 1: the sons is Joe is a dory whose Italian is
Speaker 1: a day is long, alright, alright, and you know Joe alright,
Speaker 1: I do know Joe. Alright, listen, we've we've rambled on
Speaker 1: and on. We gotta take a break and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna play that and we're gonna when we come back,
Speaker 1: we're just gonna roll right into it pretty much. Right. No,
Speaker 1: I got one more thing to talk about and then
Speaker 1: we'll roll in. Okay, what do you got? No? Go
Speaker 1: ahead aheadcast man, oh man, you are manning today? You
Speaker 1: know what? Uh? You know? I'll tell you why. Because
Speaker 1: on Friday, Elvis let me talk for three hours on
Speaker 1: the show. For three hours, not NonStop, but I was
Speaker 1: there the whole show talking like I never talked on
Speaker 1: the show before. He let me do it around the room,
Speaker 1: scars and never been aroun room. He asked me what
Speaker 1: song I wanted to hear that? By the way, that's dangerous.
Speaker 1: You know why because you almost picked the eight and
Speaker 1: a half minute Master of Puppets from Metallica. Well, he
Speaker 1: said to me, BROI, what do you want here? Anything
Speaker 1: you want? So I looked at him for a second.
Speaker 1: He audio, Yeah, I looked at I went like, you know,
Speaker 1: ex nay on the what I wanted? What were we
Speaker 1: talking about? Here like anything I want within reason for
Speaker 1: the for the for the pop radio stations were on
Speaker 1: and he's like, no, whatever you want, So just to
Speaker 1: screw it him, I was like, how about Master Puppets
Speaker 1: by Metallica, which is of course eight and a half
Speaker 1: eight minutes and thirty seconds roughly, and but I said,
Speaker 1: it's it's pop culture right now, it's it's a big
Speaker 1: deal and stranger things. And if we could play Running
Speaker 1: up That Hill from the eighties, why can't we play
Speaker 1: Metallica from the eighties Master Puppets album. So he was like,
Speaker 1: we can't play it in a half minutes. So then
Speaker 1: I gave you a choice of some forty one or
Speaker 1: SR seventy one, which are in line with what we
Speaker 1: would play, also really kick as rock songs that happened
Speaker 1: to be a big fan of. That was fine, but
Speaker 1: I you should have seen the look on Elvis's face.
Speaker 1: He was like ZIX because he said he had to
Speaker 1: look like, well, you know, it is his day. I
Speaker 1: gotta play what he wants. But then I I kind
Speaker 1: of looked like nab kidding. I gave him kiding look.
Speaker 1: So that's great, But you almost heard Master Puppets on
Speaker 1: the radio station. Absolutely almost that close. Almost all right,
Speaker 1: So let's let's just roll this audio real quick. Um.
Speaker 1: This was on Friday, August nineteen. Where you take it
Speaker 1: from here. So I told Elvis. He said, like, you
Speaker 1: gotta you want to come in and say goodbyes, explain
Speaker 1: and do whatever. I said. Of course, absolutely, I said,
Speaker 1: I'll come in at seven. I guess I'll I'll be
Speaker 1: there for a few minutes and we'll play my cat
Speaker 1: is going, I'll be done, I'll leave. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: I will play it by here and again. You can
Speaker 1: go back and listen to the full thing. On the others,
Speaker 1: turn on demand channel and radio you can hear the
Speaker 1: whole show. I did talk a lot more throughout the show,
Speaker 1: but this is me explaining my decision. Um, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I was a little emotional that there's some
Speaker 1: pauses here and there. But if you haven't heard it
Speaker 1: here it is. If you have heard it, I appreciate
Speaker 1: listening to it again. And uh. And that's gonna be
Speaker 1: the way that we sign off. So, UM, we will
Speaker 1: see you guys, uh with another podcast or I'll hear you. Uh.
Speaker 1: Don't forget sign up for the uh the meet up
Speaker 1: at Benjamin Steakhouse. Make a reservation. We will be there
Speaker 1: no matter what. By the way, it was never in
Speaker 1: doubt that I would be there. Of course I would
Speaker 1: be there where you Brooklyn Boys merch if you have it.
Speaker 1: I think that'd be a cool look for everybody to
Speaker 1: be there for picture taken in your Brooklyn Boy shirts,
Speaker 1: you know. Uh and uh. And that's it. So we'll
Speaker 1: see you. Enjoy the audio if you didn't hear it already,
Speaker 1: I hope it'll explain some things and continue to reach
Speaker 1: out to me on social media. I love you guys. Uh,
Speaker 1: peace out, and uh, it's Crow's time. Scary. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: see on the other side. In the Morning show, here
Speaker 1: we go. Welcome to Friday, Hy Danielle, Hello, Nate, Hey,
Speaker 1: Scary Gandhi, Good morning, Froggy, Hi Frog, good morning, Hello,
Speaker 1: Dave Brody, Good morning, Elvis Story, Welcome to our show.
Speaker 1: Good to always be here. You've been here forever. You've
Speaker 1: been here twenty four years and a half. But who's
Speaker 1: counting town. So it's been kind of a weird, very
Speaker 1: weird a couple of weeks, and uh, Brody's back to
Speaker 1: talk to about what's going on. Well, so August eighth
Speaker 1: was my last day here on the show, and since
Speaker 1: then I found out how many people actually care about
Speaker 1: me and how many people come up with crazy ideas
Speaker 1: as to why I'm not here. So if I could
Speaker 1: just to spell a couple of rumors, I'm not dying
Speaker 1: of COVID. I did not stop coming in because Scary
Speaker 1: called my daughter and a hole. Scary called his daughter
Speaker 1: an a hole, and then she actually said, well, maybe
Speaker 1: I am. So my youngest daughter listened to the podcast
Speaker 1: that that that episode, which I think is to and
Speaker 1: she said, I listened to the podcast, dad. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: she has. Uh, well, at least it wasn't me. I'm
Speaker 1: the youngest. So Scary made sure to point out I
Speaker 1: was my oldest daughter. So you you're not absent because asshole.
Speaker 1: I'm also not absent because Gandhi picked a fight with me.
Speaker 1: Gandhi demanded I be fired. Gandhi hates me. I can't
Speaker 1: work with her anymore, so I stormed out, Uh, Gandhi
Speaker 1: and I have friends. I love Gandhi. Gandi say something,
Speaker 1: thank you. Where did that one come from? That was
Speaker 1: like the furthest from the truth. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: have no clue other than it's other than it's further.
Speaker 1: I mean I would have quit because it's scary normally,
Speaker 1: absolutely because a possibility, but not Gandhi. So if you
Speaker 1: want to hate or hate it for other reasons, but
Speaker 1: not that, we have a list of reasons to hate her. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only the only good thing is my youngest daughter
Speaker 1: and my and my middle daughter said to me when
Speaker 1: they saw because they were monitoring the tweets and the
Speaker 1: chat room pages and the ongoing conspiracy and you know,
Speaker 1: love and support, said Dad, Wow, you really do have fans.
Speaker 1: So to be fair, you knew that all along. Well,
Speaker 1: but they didn't. But I've been here longer than all
Speaker 1: three of my kids are born. So to them, this
Speaker 1: is their life. And they're like, oh yeah, Dad goes
Speaker 1: to work. But when I would say, like you know,
Speaker 1: people like me, like oh yeah, okay, they you know.
Speaker 1: And when I got verified on social media, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: well maybe you're something now. But now now that I
Speaker 1: have a according to the listeners, a fan army ready
Speaker 1: to strike, they are they actually believe in something now
Speaker 1: that I actually have some people like me. Now almost
Speaker 1: all right, Well let's let's I mean, there are so
Speaker 1: many layers to this story. I don't where do you
Speaker 1: want to begin? Have you thought this through? Like, how
Speaker 1: how do we get through this? Oh? Yeah, well, so
Speaker 1: August eight, I said, was my last day. August nine,
Speaker 1: my oldest stay came back from Europe. She's now back
Speaker 1: living with me. She had graduated college, went off to study,
Speaker 1: you know, and go for her masters and whatever, you know,
Speaker 1: young enough to go around the world. So um, and
Speaker 1: I realized the after twenty four and a half years,
Speaker 1: that I have put this job ahead of my Emily.
Speaker 1: I always have. It's that kind of job to me,
Speaker 1: you know, it was always important to stay up late
Speaker 1: and get up early and go home and not go
Speaker 1: out and right all night or look for topics and
Speaker 1: different things and podcasting and all that. And I feel
Speaker 1: like now is a good time in my life to
Speaker 1: put my family ahead of my job. Um. You know,
Speaker 1: I my wife got a nice big raise recently. I'm
Speaker 1: very proud of her. She's awesome, So that's gonna be helpful.
Speaker 1: I have the podcast with Scary. But people also thought
Speaker 1: I was not I was leaving because I didn't want
Speaker 1: to move up town. That I'm such a chromogion. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to. I didn't want to move. I
Speaker 1: would have moved, but it seems like the summer's here,
Speaker 1: we have vacation, my family's home, and it is a
Speaker 1: it's a big move to go uptown and pack boxes
Speaker 1: and and all that, and I thought, I do that.
Speaker 1: And I just felt like, if I'm going to make
Speaker 1: a change, this job as monopolized all the other things
Speaker 1: I wanted to do, like to write the book I
Speaker 1: keep talking about. And you and I had lunch lunch
Speaker 1: where you were a little tipsy. You promised me some things.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold you to it, but You're like, whatever
Speaker 1: you need, I will help you with. And I thought, well,
Speaker 1: if he's gonna help me, maybe I can. Maybe I
Speaker 1: can do some things. So I have some ideas to
Speaker 1: some TV shows, which I'll talk to you about. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna borrow your ghostwriter, hopefully the one that that very
Speaker 1: lightly helped you write your book, very lightly, you know,
Speaker 1: check for typos and uh, you know, I pursue some
Speaker 1: things that you know I didn't accomplish in my life
Speaker 1: because I'm at that point where I want to accomplish
Speaker 1: some other things. But boy, I feel like I've accomplished
Speaker 1: a lot here, so I don't know what else to
Speaker 1: accomplish here that I haven't And I just thought, yeah,
Speaker 1: writings on the wall, I think it's I think it's
Speaker 1: time to make a decision. And so you gave me
Speaker 1: off of a day to go to the airport and
Speaker 1: pick my daughter up, and I just thought, you know,
Speaker 1: I kind of like this spending time with my family
Speaker 1: thing and sleeping late. And the thing is is, during
Speaker 1: this process, a process has been stressful, especially for you. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: and so we were not allowed to say anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, corporate mucketing MUCKs. I know, listen, they've been
Speaker 1: very gracious in all this, but you know, we have
Speaker 1: we have paperwork and contracts and different things. And while
Speaker 1: that's all being worked out, you really didn't want you
Speaker 1: to talk about it, so we didn't talk about it.
Speaker 1: But people thought you weren't talking about it because there
Speaker 1: was some espionage, right, because Gandhi had you find right,
Speaker 1: Goddy demanded it was either horror on me. That was
Speaker 1: That was one of the one of the things I read.
Speaker 1: I have no idea how much, honey, it would be me. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're here too. Well, I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 1: I just wish the Peppie Pals didn't do Harroscope so
Speaker 1: that that was awful. I know, yeah, what have you know?
Speaker 1: It was It's almost like that I'm thinking the wrong
Speaker 1: people are leaving. Yeah. So it was twenty four and
Speaker 1: a half years ago. We were doing our morning show
Speaker 1: in Cea Caucus, New Jersey. Elliott and I had a
Speaker 1: morning show and Danielle and Scary and then one day
Speaker 1: Elliott walks in and says, Hey, there's this guy. He
Speaker 1: keeps sending jokes and stuff. Let's talk to him. We
Speaker 1: don't have a budget, you work for free, and he
Speaker 1: did so. Dave Brody joined us in our little awful
Speaker 1: studio in ce Caucus. We were number twenty four in
Speaker 1: the ratings and after Brodie he got us all the
Speaker 1: way up to number nineteen. And as a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: you worked for how long without getting paid a penny?
Speaker 1: About a year and a half. He worked for a
Speaker 1: year and a half. He had had a job managing
Speaker 1: stores and Starbucks and things like that. Ye him an Express.
Speaker 1: You came up to me and Express and you were like, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm going to work for your show or something. Like that,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, what were you? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I was right, And why why why why did
Speaker 1: you give up a paying job to come work with
Speaker 1: us in a little room in a failing morning show
Speaker 1: and Sea Caucus, New Jersey. Well, many of you guys noticed,
Speaker 1: But I'm a survivor of childhood cancer and that kind
Speaker 1: of shaped my life. I tried to find humor in
Speaker 1: everything because life sucked for seven years of chemotherapy and
Speaker 1: radiation and my whole life. I found the way to
Speaker 1: get people to stop picking on me for not having
Speaker 1: hair or whatever it was that was they were picking
Speaker 1: on me for was to make people laugh. And so
Speaker 1: I started writing song parodies in school and getting in
Speaker 1: trouble somewhere around sixth grade, and I started to do
Speaker 1: it part time with some various companies. And then one
Speaker 1: day I got a cassette of a cassette of all
Speaker 1: of the work I had done, and I said, gosh,
Speaker 1: who would want to hear this? Who would want to
Speaker 1: buy this? Because somebody was buying it. They were paying
Speaker 1: me to write thirty dollars of script. That's what I got.
Speaker 1: And the deal was, I'll take the thirty dollars for
Speaker 1: the song parody with the commercial script and but I
Speaker 1: want a cassette. I want my audio. I want a
Speaker 1: copy of it so I can send it out. I
Speaker 1: want you know. So I said, well, gosh, who do
Speaker 1: I like in the morning and who who sounds like
Speaker 1: me comedy wise? And who plays parodies at the time?
Speaker 1: And it was Elvis Elliott and Ze Morning Zoo. So
Speaker 1: I called the Jew, which was Elliott at the time.
Speaker 1: I said, I'll call the Jew. He's probably the one
Speaker 1: who across my fingers. It was one of the two
Speaker 1: of you. I was like, I'll call Elliott. Plus I
Speaker 1: can be a little jewy. Yes, you can, as you
Speaker 1: can um And he seemed a little more loud and brash,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Hi, maybe he'll appreciate my loud brashness.
Speaker 1: And I called him. I left a voicemail and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'd love to send this cassette. And he called me
Speaker 1: back and he said, hey, man, I appreciate you know
Speaker 1: you doing that, and you would just come back from
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico or you're going to Puerto Rico. He said,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Puerto Rico, but I'm gonna have my
Speaker 1: producer Scary call you and let's set something up, because
Speaker 1: what do you want to do with your life? You know,
Speaker 1: what are you looking to do? And I said, I
Speaker 1: want to make people laugh for a living. And he
Speaker 1: said that's what I want to do. You sound like
Speaker 1: the kind of person I want to meet. So you
Speaker 1: guys went to Puerto Rico. Scary called me a few
Speaker 1: days later and said, hey, man, you got something you
Speaker 1: want to send in a demo or anything else other
Speaker 1: than what you already sent. I said, yeah, put some
Speaker 1: stuff together. And then he gave me a fact number
Speaker 1: and said, Elliott wants you to facts. Facts. Everybody facts.
Speaker 1: The telegram had just been replaced and do you want
Speaker 1: to facts? End script will produce them and we'll I
Speaker 1: think I got paid seventy five dollars at that point,
Speaker 1: Big Rays from thirty and then uh, they said, oh,
Speaker 1: come in and hang out. One day after like four
Speaker 1: or five parodies on the air that were well received.
Speaker 1: I met you guys in March of ninety eight at
Speaker 1: Connolly's where half the show was there and half the
Speaker 1: show was back in the studio because it was Mayhem
Speaker 1: and things didn't work. Um, and so I think I
Speaker 1: met Elliott and whoever was there that day and Gary said, oh,
Speaker 1: they'd love you to come hang out one day, but
Speaker 1: don't talk in the studio. Okay, They just stand in
Speaker 1: the corner. Was a rectangular studio. They said, just stand
Speaker 1: in the corner and don't talk. Elvis does not like
Speaker 1: when people come in the studio. He doesn't like guests.
Speaker 1: He knows who you are. Is that where he got
Speaker 1: the name, Well, yeah, he called Dave the guy in
Speaker 1: the corner, Dave Road the guy in the corner, because
Speaker 1: I stood in the corner the first few weeks. So
Speaker 1: this guy talks. So Scary had his own little studio
Speaker 1: in the back. And the first morning I came in,
Speaker 1: Elvis popped in and he said, oh, hey, Brodie, nice
Speaker 1: to me you. Everybody loves your work. It's so great
Speaker 1: you're here. And then I he walked out, and Scary went, seriously, though,
Speaker 1: don't talk in the studio. Don't just don't talk, don't laugh,
Speaker 1: don't say anything. So I stood in the corner and
Speaker 1: I and at the time I was faxing again freelance
Speaker 1: jokes to Jay Leno and Bill Maher and Conan O'Brien
Speaker 1: and whoever was buying my jokes. And so as the
Speaker 1: show went on. Funny things were being said into news stories.
Speaker 1: And we had um crumb cake that day. That was
Speaker 1: the free food. It was a big crumb cake somebody
Speaker 1: sent up for whatever. So we wereating crumb cake into
Speaker 1: a napkins and so I took a sharpie and I
Speaker 1: was this before smartphones, and I took um took a
Speaker 1: sharpie to a napkin and I was writing jokes that
Speaker 1: I was going to fax into Jay Leno later in
Speaker 1: the day. He's on the West Coast. It was like
Speaker 1: seven in the morning, and Elvis looks over me and goes,
Speaker 1: what are you doing over there? I said, I'm just
Speaker 1: writing jokes for jay Leno on this napkin, and he said,
Speaker 1: let me see that. He looks at it and he
Speaker 1: shows it to Elliott. He goes, that's funny. You gonna
Speaker 1: stand in my studio and write jokes and you write
Speaker 1: him for me? That's it. Get him some can do
Speaker 1: it for me. He goes, get him some scrap paper
Speaker 1: and a pen. I'm like, jay Leno, he's in my studio.
Speaker 1: So I stood there and I wrote jokes. And after
Speaker 1: the show, Elvis looked at me and he said, you
Speaker 1: come back any day you want, I said, great. So
Speaker 1: I came back every I was working nights and whatever.
Speaker 1: I came back in the morning. And after a while
Speaker 1: my wife said, you really seem to enjoy this. This
Speaker 1: seems like a calling for you. You should quit your job.
Speaker 1: I said, what, you wouldn't have any kids yet, we
Speaker 1: don't have a house. I make enough money. Quit your job.
Speaker 1: So I have my wife to blame for all of this,
Speaker 1: as do you? So thank you? Uh? And I so
Speaker 1: I did. And I worked here until um Tom Paulman,
Speaker 1: who was now the president of the Universe, decided to
Speaker 1: pay me a small amount of money every month, very
Speaker 1: small amount of money. And then eventually Elliott left and
Speaker 1: there was all of a sudden the money. And I
Speaker 1: worked for you and him at the same time. I
Speaker 1: went to d C and traveled back and forth, and
Speaker 1: eventually there was enough money here to come work full time.
Speaker 1: And I said, you know, by see later, Eliott, and
Speaker 1: I'm here. So twenty four and a half years later,
Speaker 1: I come from writing jokes on napkins to this. So
Speaker 1: it's been a good run and I have a really
Speaker 1: good legacy that I'm proud of. This six people that
Speaker 1: are part of this morning show that I had a
Speaker 1: hand in being here. They had a much bigger handed
Speaker 1: staying here, But I had a hand. And I've got
Speaker 1: former interns that the vice presidents of the company here,
Speaker 1: like Cinnamon and morning show hosts in this building and
Speaker 1: around the country who are interns or people I thought
Speaker 1: highly of. So I hope there's enough people here that
Speaker 1: will carry on and I will find a way to
Speaker 1: make people laugh going forward. Well, since it came up
Speaker 1: in the circles that you were leaving, a lot of
Speaker 1: those people approached me and said, God, this is kind
Speaker 1: of crazy because he's the reason I'm here, and there's
Speaker 1: there's a lot there's a lot of that going on,
Speaker 1: right I'm one of those people. You're you are, and
Speaker 1: you're the one who had him fired. According to the rumors,
Speaker 1: you had him fired because you're mad at him. Yes,
Speaker 1: I got ticked. Like the Black Widow spider. You have
Speaker 1: sex with her and she kills you. Kills you. Wait,
Speaker 1: you guys had sex. Yes, also that that would kill me.
Speaker 1: I reached out to Brody. I think I was like
Speaker 1: twenty five at the time. Um, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I applied for a job here and
Speaker 1: he actually wrote back, and we started like a friendship
Speaker 1: via email that way a long time ago. And then
Speaker 1: you know, all these years later here I am, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I called her. She doesn't remember her phone call. I
Speaker 1: remember the phone, but it was an email first. First
Speaker 1: was very talented ten years ago, and I just kept
Speaker 1: her in the back of my head and said someday.
Speaker 1: And you always had an uncanny, incredible way of finding talent.
Speaker 1: So now what, Well, the Brooklyn Boys will continue for
Speaker 1: as long as uh Scary wants to do it, hopefully,
Speaker 1: and by the way, for join them, Yes, Saturday September
Speaker 1: tent for the three course prefix which includes free dessert
Speaker 1: at Benjamin Steakhouse dot com. Make a reservation. Now back
Speaker 1: to you, Oh please put all you want over here,
Speaker 1: like pushing this on me? Do you know what? He's
Speaker 1: getting a very very deep over there? But can you
Speaker 1: remind people it's just what I didn't understand why they
Speaker 1: make anything just making a well, research will show you,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure this is the kind of thing Nate
Speaker 1: would know. Research shows that it sounds like less money.
Speaker 1: It does, that's why gas off. And then like, also
Speaker 1: is the dessert free if I paid? Yes, it is
Speaker 1: It's like there was a commercial least night for some
Speaker 1: pots and pans, and it was like it you're gonna
Speaker 1: pay four hundred, no three hundred, no two hundred, no,
Speaker 1: just five easy payments of thirty what's five cents less
Speaker 1: than two hundred they catch you on the headies. It
Speaker 1: adds up. It sounds like less. So make sure you
Speaker 1: join them. But we'll get back to that in a moment.
Speaker 1: And you can find me at my new email address,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boy Brody at gmail dot com. So hold yeah,
Speaker 1: I tried every other shorter combination that wasn't available, but
Speaker 1: apparently there's a Brooklyn Brody. There's a Brooklyn comedy, a
Speaker 1: comedy Brody or whatever, Brody Brooklyn. I couldn't get that,
Speaker 1: So Brooklyn Boy Brody