WEBVTT - Can I Claim Yo Kid

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Get

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<v Speaker 1>a load of this subject. One of my homies is

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<v Speaker 1>my side piece. What they're just homies. We'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>it in just a little bit. Right now, the nephew

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<v Speaker 1>is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got for his nest? Sure, let's see here.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go up in here and get something. Pull out

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<v Speaker 2>of here. There we go.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we're gonna we're going with this one right here.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I claim your kid?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I claim your kid? Hell no, I'm supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>go hurt Let me? I want to Can I claim

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<v Speaker 3>You'll know?

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<v Speaker 2>God? Let's get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm trying to reach devn Devna.

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<v Speaker 2>This is he Devin. How you doing man?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Curtis, Man, Curtis. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 3>reach out to you. You your your your son? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>He plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is

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<v Speaker 3>the one that's on the on the Blazers little league

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<v Speaker 3>basketball team, right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he plays for Blazers.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything all right, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah everything

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<v Speaker 3>good man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen you a couple of times, Man at the game.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you remember me, Man, light skinned

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<v Speaker 3>brother about about six foot.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I probably met you. I met you know, i'd

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<v Speaker 4>be so intense to the game. But yeah, what's what's

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<v Speaker 4>going on? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, actually, man, wanted to high at you about about

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<v Speaker 3>your son. Man, you you are you are?

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<v Speaker 2>You? Are you working right now? Are you currently working?

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<v Speaker 4>Am I am I working? Like? Yeah, I am working? Actually,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I mean, I mean you have a yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a steady job is what I'm asking.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, yeah, what you what you get in that though?

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<v Speaker 4>Like you know, I thought you were calling about the

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<v Speaker 4>basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.

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<v Speaker 4>You know sometime they want donation for sneakers and all that,

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<v Speaker 4>like you know.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, no, what I was asking?

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<v Speaker 3>So so, I mean you you got a regular nine

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<v Speaker 3>to five job you go to all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I got a nine to five I mean, things

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<v Speaker 4>is kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know I still I still work. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>while was going on, you need a job of telling.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I'm just checking.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. See what I wanted to get at you about. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>is seeing are you gonna are you gonna cleim your son?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh on your income text this year?

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, bro, now you said, am I going to

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<v Speaker 4>claim my son on my taxes this year?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? I mean, like you know, as a dependent?

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<v Speaker 4>We you asking some real personal questions now, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like you the guy that you just said, you you

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<v Speaker 4>know me from the basketball team that my son play

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<v Speaker 4>on basis you know, and now he doesn't jump from

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<v Speaker 4>the Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes?

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<v Speaker 4>And do I have a steady income? I mean, like

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<v Speaker 4>you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady income and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm cleaning my flight. What I mean what you're trying

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<v Speaker 4>to get at, Bro?

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<v Speaker 3>Well we'll see. Man, what I was thinking. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to read you seem like cool dude

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<v Speaker 3>when I saw you at the gym. Man, what I

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<v Speaker 3>was gonna ask you, bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Is you know?

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<v Speaker 3>See right now, Man, when I get through with my

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<v Speaker 3>tax and stuff, I'm gonna have to oh about eight

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<v Speaker 3>hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean a

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<v Speaker 3>child as my dependent, man, they gonna give me bout

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<v Speaker 3>twenty two twenty three hundred. You see what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 3>and what I wanted to get at you about, man,

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<v Speaker 3>is you know you let me clean as my son,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, so I can go and get this good

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<v Speaker 3>money bro.

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<v Speaker 4>Love bro, Bro, I mean what all due respect, bro,

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<v Speaker 4>you're talking about you want to clean my son on taxes?

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you, and you're

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<v Speaker 4>talking about you've seen me at my son's basketball game.

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<v Speaker 4>You might be the police for all I know. Bro,

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<v Speaker 4>he sound like the police.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come

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<v Speaker 3>at your sideways like that. Man, I ain't trying to

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<v Speaker 3>come like what I'm trying to say. Man, No, they

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<v Speaker 3>going to hit me off of this eight hundred. Well

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<v Speaker 3>see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick

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<v Speaker 3>you down too fifty. You understand what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, everybody kep too sixty. You crazy? Now you sound

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<v Speaker 4>like a joke, bro, because now you're insult to me.

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<v Speaker 4>You're telling me you want to claim my down for

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<v Speaker 4>some where you owe money. I don't even know you

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<v Speaker 4>food so I can make two fifty. Bro, I ain't

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<v Speaker 4>trying to be on no. Brother. When I claim my kids,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting the same exact like you getting I'm getting

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<v Speaker 4>twenty three hundred two. What I look like taking two

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<v Speaker 4>hundred dollars from I don't know you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the

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<v Speaker 3>eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting ask you to look

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<v Speaker 3>out for a brother. Man, you said, yeah, look out.

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<v Speaker 4>You know my text being cut from forty hours a

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<v Speaker 4>week to thirteen hours a week, and I still got

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<v Speaker 4>these little backs to me for Jordan's Michael Jordan. They

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<v Speaker 4>never put us down.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't even see a good thing when it's coming

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<v Speaker 3>at you.

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<v Speaker 4>Brother, Bro, I don't know what you're talking about. Brou

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<v Speaker 4>No two or fifty? Bro. When I clean these two

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<v Speaker 4>little I'm getting twenty three hundred dollars a piece. Bro,

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<v Speaker 4>What you think I'm gonna take two fifty from you

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<v Speaker 4>for it? I don't even know you like that?

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<v Speaker 2>So man, you ain't got it. Yeah, you ain't got

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<v Speaker 2>a trip.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, If you was my brother, even my people, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe we could do a little something. I can understand that.

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<v Speaker 4>But Brouh, you ain't gonna give me no. Two fifty

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<v Speaker 4>When I'm getting the same thing they offering you twenty

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<v Speaker 4>three hundred. This comment money, brou So, what are I'm

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<v Speaker 4>sposed to do?

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<v Speaker 2>What am I opposed to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Devin?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me that?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, bruh. What you're supposed to do is go

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<v Speaker 4>have you a seed, clean that little every year and

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<v Speaker 4>you'll get what I get for these little that I'm

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<v Speaker 4>seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 4>to do. My hours done got cut from forty to

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<v Speaker 4>fifteen hours a week. I have to go pick me

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<v Speaker 4>up a little saying you gotta change your ways. You

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<v Speaker 4>out here trying to get me locked up for government scams.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm trying to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, is get this eight hundred off my back, dog.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 4>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble man.

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<v Speaker 4>But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred and

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<v Speaker 4>getting me locked up. Now you got me up. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>out here working hard to support my kids, man.

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<v Speaker 3>But I ain't fin the city and go through this

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<v Speaker 3>with you no more. Man, I ain't finna city and

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<v Speaker 3>go through this with your normal. If you're gonna help

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<v Speaker 3>me with this money or.

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<v Speaker 4>Not, Brian, help you with Bro. I see you on Saturday, Broke,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna you up. Bro. Thomise you. Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>I need your son soldier security number right now.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I need.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro. Let me tell you something, Broke. What you look like? Bro?

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<v Speaker 4>You said life and he's going about six foot? Bro?

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<v Speaker 4>When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on your bro.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't on that.

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't on Blazers' gonna blaze the Lakers.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro, you gotta bring that damn soldier security number.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find them.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, cool, I got one more thing I need to say.

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<v Speaker 2>You're lifting to me.

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<v Speaker 4>My phone, bro, even talking to this fool.

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>if you listening to me, say.

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<v Speaker 4>Your last statement. You want your toolstone?

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<v Speaker 3>Bro. This is Nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show. You just got prank baby, this nephew.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me, man, what's up, Devin?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the fool you got me out here? Crazy? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>You got hey? Do you got a boy that you

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<v Speaker 2>work with name.

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<v Speaker 4>Crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>Put me up to this man, Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in

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<v Speaker 2>the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Brother man, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You got

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<v Speaker 3>to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 3>in the land.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, Steve Harvey Morning Crazy Man, I'm a beat.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we go, baby boy. I know not having it

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<v Speaker 2>forty five brothers, wasn't it to say, bro? And then

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<v Speaker 2>you have it? Now you have it?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>What you want on your tombstone? Bro?

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<v Speaker 3>As soon as I get in that gym whooping your ass?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, that was crazy. Tell me you got to get

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<v Speaker 2>your little seed, claim them.

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<v Speaker 3>You take care of them like well, I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>taking care of all these around here.

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<v Speaker 2>And do your part, Biden.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm just trying not to have to spend this

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<v Speaker 3>eight hundred man, That's all I'm looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>I just need a little work, man. I'm a brother, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so concerned with his eight hundred. I just ain't

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<v Speaker 2>got enough issues, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, cut my eye was made from fort got some government, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Thank you so much. Coming up next Strawberry letter

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<v Speaker 1>subject one of my homies is my side piece.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get into it right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Harvey Morning Show.