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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Get

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Speaker 1: a load of this subject. One of my homies is

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Speaker 1: my side piece. What they're just homies. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: it in just a little bit. Right now, the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for his nest? Sure, let's see here.

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Speaker 2: Let's go up in here and get something. Pull out

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Speaker 2: of here. There we go.

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Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna we're going with this one right here.

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Speaker 3: Can I claim your kid?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Can I claim your kid? Hell no, I'm supposed to

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Speaker 3: go hurt Let me? I want to Can I claim

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Speaker 3: You'll know?

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Speaker 2: God? Let's get it.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach devn Devna.

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Speaker 2: This is he Devin. How you doing man?

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Speaker 3: My name is Curtis, Man, Curtis. I was trying to

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Speaker 3: reach out to you. You your your your son? Uh?

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Speaker 3: He plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is

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Speaker 3: the one that's on the on the Blazers little league

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Speaker 3: basketball team, right, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he plays for Blazers.

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Speaker 3: Everything all right, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah everything

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Speaker 3: good man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.

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Speaker 3: I've seen you a couple of times, Man at the game.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember me, Man, light skinned

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Speaker 3: brother about about six foot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I probably met you. I met you know, i'd

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Speaker 4: be so intense to the game. But yeah, what's what's

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Speaker 4: going on? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Well, actually, man, wanted to high at you about about

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Speaker 3: your son. Man, you you are you are?

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Speaker 2: You? Are you working right now? Are you currently working?

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Speaker 4: Am I am I working? Like? Yeah, I am working? Actually,

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Speaker 4: I mean.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I mean you have a yeah,

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Speaker 2: a steady job is what I'm asking.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, what you what you get in that though?

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Speaker 4: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the

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Speaker 4: basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.

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Speaker 4: You know sometime they want donation for sneakers and all that,

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Speaker 4: like you know.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, what I was asking?

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Speaker 3: So so, I mean you you got a regular nine

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Speaker 3: to five job you go to all the time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a nine to five I mean, things

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Speaker 4: is kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.

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Speaker 4: But you know I still I still work. I mean,

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Speaker 4: while was going on, you need a job of telling.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm just checking.

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Speaker 3: Man. See what I wanted to get at you about. Man,

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Speaker 3: is seeing are you gonna are you gonna cleim your son?

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Speaker 3: Uh on your income text this year?

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Speaker 4: Hold on, bro, now you said, am I going to

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Speaker 4: claim my son on my taxes this year?

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Speaker 2: Right? I mean, like you know, as a dependent?

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Speaker 4: We you asking some real personal questions now, you know,

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Speaker 4: like you the guy that you just said, you you

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Speaker 4: know me from the basketball team that my son play

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Speaker 4: on basis you know, and now he doesn't jump from

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Speaker 4: the Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes?

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Speaker 4: And do I have a steady income? I mean, like

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Speaker 4: you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady income and

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Speaker 4: I'm cleaning my flight. What I mean what you're trying

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Speaker 4: to get at, Bro?

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Speaker 3: Well we'll see. Man, what I was thinking. You know,

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Speaker 3: I just want to read you seem like cool dude

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Speaker 3: when I saw you at the gym. Man, what I

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Speaker 3: was gonna ask you, bro?

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Speaker 2: Is you know?

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Speaker 3: See right now, Man, when I get through with my

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Speaker 3: tax and stuff, I'm gonna have to oh about eight

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Speaker 3: hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean a

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Speaker 3: child as my dependent, man, they gonna give me bout

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Speaker 3: twenty two twenty three hundred. You see what I'm saying,

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Speaker 3: and what I wanted to get at you about, man,

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Speaker 3: is you know you let me clean as my son,

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Speaker 3: you know, so I can go and get this good

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Speaker 4: Love bro, Bro, I mean what all due respect, bro,

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Speaker 4: you're talking about you want to clean my son on taxes?

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Speaker 4: Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you, and you're

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Speaker 4: talking about you've seen me at my son's basketball game.

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Speaker 4: You might be the police for all I know. Bro,

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Speaker 4: he sound like the police.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come

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Speaker 3: at your sideways like that. Man, I ain't trying to

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Speaker 3: come like what I'm trying to say. Man, No, they

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Speaker 3: going to hit me off of this eight hundred. Well

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Speaker 3: see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick

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Speaker 3: you down too fifty. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Man, everybody kep too sixty. You crazy? Now you sound

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Speaker 4: like a joke, bro, because now you're insult to me.

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Speaker 4: You're telling me you want to claim my down for

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Speaker 4: some where you owe money. I don't even know you

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Speaker 4: food so I can make two fifty. Bro, I ain't

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Speaker 4: trying to be on no. Brother. When I claim my kids,

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Speaker 4: I'm getting the same exact like you getting I'm getting

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Speaker 4: twenty three hundred two. What I look like taking two

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Speaker 4: hundred dollars from I don't know you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the

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Speaker 3: eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting ask you to look

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Speaker 3: out for a brother. Man, you said, yeah, look out.

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Speaker 4: You know my text being cut from forty hours a

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Speaker 4: week to thirteen hours a week, and I still got

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Speaker 4: these little backs to me for Jordan's Michael Jordan. They

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Speaker 4: never put us down.

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Speaker 3: That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn,

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Speaker 3: you don't even see a good thing when it's coming

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Speaker 3: at you.

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Speaker 4: Brother, Bro, I don't know what you're talking about. Brou

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Speaker 4: No two or fifty? Bro. When I clean these two

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Speaker 4: little I'm getting twenty three hundred dollars a piece. Bro,

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Speaker 4: What you think I'm gonna take two fifty from you

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Speaker 4: for it? I don't even know you like that?

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Speaker 2: So man, you ain't got it. Yeah, you ain't got

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Speaker 2: a trip.

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Speaker 4: Man, If you was my brother, even my people, you know,

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Speaker 4: maybe we could do a little something. I can understand that.

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Speaker 4: But Brouh, you ain't gonna give me no. Two fifty

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Speaker 4: When I'm getting the same thing they offering you twenty

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Speaker 4: three hundred. This comment money, brou So, what are I'm

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Speaker 4: sposed to do?

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Speaker 2: What am I opposed to do?

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Speaker 3: Devin?

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Speaker 2: Tell me that?

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Speaker 4: I mean, bruh. What you're supposed to do is go

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Speaker 4: have you a seed, clean that little every year and

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Speaker 4: you'll get what I get for these little that I'm

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Speaker 4: seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're gonna have

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Speaker 4: to do. My hours done got cut from forty to

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Speaker 4: fifteen hours a week. I have to go pick me

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Speaker 4: up a little saying you gotta change your ways. You

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Speaker 4: out here trying to get me locked up for government scams.

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Speaker 2: What I'm trying to do.

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Speaker 3: Man, is get this eight hundred off my back, dog.

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Speaker 3: That's all I'm trying.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 3: Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble man.

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Speaker 4: But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred and

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Speaker 4: getting me locked up. Now you got me up. I'm

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Speaker 4: out here working hard to support my kids, man.

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Speaker 3: But I ain't fin the city and go through this

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Speaker 3: with you no more. Man, I ain't finna city and

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Speaker 3: go through this with your normal. If you're gonna help

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Speaker 3: me with this money or.

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Speaker 4: Not, Brian, help you with Bro. I see you on Saturday, Broke,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna you up. Bro. Thomise you. Bro.

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Speaker 3: I need your son soldier security number right now.

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Speaker 2: That's what I need.

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Speaker 4: Bro. Let me tell you something, Broke. What you look like? Bro?

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Speaker 4: You said life and he's going about six foot? Bro?

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Speaker 4: When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,

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Speaker 4: I'm on your bro.

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Speaker 2: You ain't on that.

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Speaker 4: You ain't on Blazers' gonna blaze the Lakers.

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Speaker 3: Bro, you gotta bring that damn soldier security number.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, cool, I got one more thing I need to say.

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Speaker 2: You're lifting to me.

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Speaker 4: My phone, bro, even talking to this fool.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 3: if you listening to me, say.

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Speaker 4: Your last statement. You want your toolstone?

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Speaker 3: Bro. This is Nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 3: Morning Show. You just got prank baby, this nephew.

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Speaker 2: Tell me, man, what's up, Devin?

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Speaker 4: What's the fool you got me out here? Crazy? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: You got hey? Do you got a boy that you

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Speaker 2: work with name.

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Speaker 4: Crazy?

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Speaker 3: Put me up to this man, Man.

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Speaker 2: Keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in

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Speaker 2: the world.

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Speaker 4: Brother man, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You got

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Speaker 3: to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio show

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Speaker 3: in the land.

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Speaker 4: Man, Steve Harvey Morning Crazy Man, I'm a beat.

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Speaker 2: Now we go, baby boy. I know not having it

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Speaker 2: forty five brothers, wasn't it to say, bro? And then

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Speaker 2: you have it? Now you have it?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 2: What you want on your tombstone? Bro?

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Speaker 3: As soon as I get in that gym whooping your ass?

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Speaker 2: Man, that was crazy. Tell me you got to get

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Speaker 2: your little seed, claim them.

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Speaker 3: You take care of them like well, I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 3: taking care of all these around here.

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Speaker 2: And do your part, Biden.

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Speaker 3: So I'm just trying not to have to spend this

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Speaker 3: eight hundred man, That's all I'm looking at.

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Speaker 2: I just need a little work, man. I'm a brother, dude.

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Speaker 2: He's so concerned with his eight hundred. I just ain't

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Speaker 2: got enough issues, man.

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Speaker 3: Man, cut my eye was made from fort got some government, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Thank you so much. Coming up next Strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: subject one of my homies is my side piece.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into it right after this.

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