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Speaker 1: Hey guys. Support for today's show comes from dash Lane.

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Speaker 2: get dash Lane.

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Speaker 1: Dash Lane. You can stick around later in the show

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Speaker 1: and you can hear how dash Lane has helped us

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Speaker 1: out again. Friend's haircut, giving each other a haircut, Me

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Speaker 1: and Jacob Wol. Jacob Wol and I I are so

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Speaker 1: here's so you face each other. You will be each

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Speaker 1: other's mirror. And what you try to.

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Speaker 2: Do Isol is the name of the trimmers too, isn't

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Speaker 2: it Yes?

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Speaker 1: And so say it on the clipper. And so that

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Speaker 1: is so interesting because when I use it on myself,

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Speaker 1: it comes out it's not shaped right for my head

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Speaker 1: or really anyone else's head. It is only for Jacob Wool.

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Speaker 2: The Tricks to God have unique head. Well, he's he's

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Speaker 2: our Loki, and these tails are passed down and told

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Speaker 2: again and retold and repackaged, reimagined, and everyone has their version.

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Speaker 2: And if Loki were alive today, wouldn't he use so

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Speaker 2: much of the internet for some of his.

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Speaker 1: And what we're saying is that he is.

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Speaker 2: And and he did, and he's doing it with you

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Speaker 2: while you cut your friend hair.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is what. So I'm using wool trimmer

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Speaker 1: and as soon as it like connects with his head,

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Speaker 1: which it basically does, do it kind of like latches

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Speaker 1: in and it's like okay, and it's like really ready

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Speaker 1: to like it's like, let's fucking go. And it is

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Speaker 1: like trimming his head in this way that is like

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Speaker 1: so precise, so clean. Yes, uh, and my hair he

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Speaker 1: is ripping out with his fists, yes, and it is

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Speaker 1: hurting me. But I'm just like, God, this guy is

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Speaker 1: so like full of these like little tricks and he

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Speaker 2: No, it's very clever that he invited you, right for

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Speaker 2: let's cut each other's hair. And the second year trimmer

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Speaker 2: hits his head. It's so perfect that the trimmer goes.

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Speaker 3: I am thinking it's a sign that the trimmer and

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Speaker 2: They're perfectly allied. And that's distracting for you to the

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Speaker 2: point where you kind of would til your head down,

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Speaker 2: like WHOA what am I looking at? And that give

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Speaker 2: him such a good angle to grab a fistful of

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Speaker 2: your hair mistake and pull it all out and go.

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Speaker 1: Now you're a haircut and I have to be his mirror,

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Speaker 1: and so I have to show him basically what how

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Speaker 2: So I have to be smiling like handsome yes, even

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Speaker 2: as my hair is just to be ripped out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Hi, Welcome to Hollywood Handbook to kicking butt and

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Speaker 1: dropping names in the red carpet lineback always of this

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Speaker 1: industry we call shoves, and let's talk about this.

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Speaker 2: MM. We have something's going on right now. I'm sorry

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Speaker 2: with the lighting or something. It's either too bright in

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Speaker 2: should be able to see Josh and Kevin as well.

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Speaker 2: Josh is here too, and Josh is here and he's welcome. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: none of that, not me, who me? Come? Oh no,

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Speaker 2: don't play coy, Josh. You know you're here, but I

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Speaker 2: shouldn't be able to see them, so well, well, and

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Speaker 2: now I can do the show.

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Speaker 1: We have this guy who's like this, like this guy

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Speaker 1: who like we have been like hanging out with and.

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Speaker 2: Who's like he's sort of like.

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Speaker 4: One of these rock and roll cross punk skater hype beasts,

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Speaker 4: young hot fresh out the kitchen, got every podcast or

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Speaker 4: wishing that they could have him as a guest, and

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Speaker 4: we actually do.

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Speaker 1: And he's been on the show with his friend and

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Speaker 1: now he's gonna do the show by him.

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Speaker 2: No friends, and does it mean that he has no

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Speaker 2: friends anymore?

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Speaker 1: And we are going to talk about this, Yes we are.

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Speaker 2: And we I want to double back because what you

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Speaker 2: are a musical man, And obviously in the opening we

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Speaker 2: talked yes, yes, it's witt in here. So we we

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Speaker 2: were talking about music a little bit because Jacob Wolls

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Speaker 2: Trimmer sang a funny song and I came up with that,

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Speaker 2: and then Hayes was getting his hair pulled out, and

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Speaker 2: all I was thinking was and when he's pulling your

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Speaker 2: be a very a good song that's like the opposite

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Speaker 2: of the one I sang.

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Speaker 1: For Jacob and I go, this.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't even have to be the opposite or yes, or

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Speaker 2: even it could be just another song by pet Gibbert.

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Speaker 2: But I'm thinking this would be so good if I

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Speaker 2: came up with the right specific hair and the time

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Speaker 2: But I don't have the facility with music that you do,

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Speaker 2: And I wonder if you could, now maybe we plug

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Speaker 2: it back in, we go back and edit in later,

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Speaker 2: you could generate perhaps the right song that I should

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Speaker 2: have been doing to say what Hayes's hair is saying?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, your hair is saying oh my hair? Now,

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Speaker 5: I don't I was gonna say.

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Speaker 2: Is everywhere.

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Speaker 5: After it's cut? Oh yeah, Well I was going to

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Speaker 5: stick in the ving giver camp and go, hair of mine.

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Speaker 5: Some day you'll be cut, but I'll be close with

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Speaker 5: my scissors getting other my friend's hair.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And that would have been good that I didn't.

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Speaker 2: That's what I didn't come up with.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to sing like that. Yeah, it is

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Speaker 1: really fun today, it's fun.

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Speaker 5: It's but all those guys are really taking the easy route,

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Speaker 2: And yeah, the one the only thing I was anywhere

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Speaker 6: You, you're freaking pulling out my hair.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say, I was gonna go, I

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Speaker 5: need to have my hair cut.

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Speaker 1: It's I could, by the way, all any of us

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Speaker 5: Yeah, by the way, about fifteen years ago, all these

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Speaker 5: songs gave me chills daily.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was walking like to walk around at

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Speaker 2: Goose bumps everywhere after the days, goosebumps where the sun

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Speaker 5: Mmm, what is a what's a Ben Gibberd whisper?

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Speaker 1: Why talk about your friend?

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Speaker 2: Say your friend? Oh, Clay, his name is spoken, Yeah, Clay,

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Speaker 2: he's my best friend, Okay, and we grew up together,

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Speaker 2: and you ditch him.

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Speaker 5: Well I didn't ditch him.

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Speaker 1: Why isn't he here today?

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Speaker 5: I mean, I I think it's important that we talk

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Speaker 5: about why he's not here, which is a lot of

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Speaker 5: the you know, me and Clay worked on the My

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Speaker 1: And we're talking about that right up top.

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Speaker 5: I guess yeah, Well, it kind of the success went

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Speaker 5: to his head and.

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Speaker 2: He turned on the success of you having a comedy

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Speaker 2: special has made Clay too big for you? Yeah? Wow?

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Speaker 5: And something you know, he once you get kind of

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Speaker 5: a little bit successful, y'all know, like you get access

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Speaker 2: And give an example.

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Speaker 5: Well, with Clay, since we are kids, he's always said

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Speaker 5: he would probably start eating poop.

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Speaker 2: Well, and so, well, that's okay, that's interesting. I guess

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Speaker 2: I have heard him say that you too, Like I've.

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Speaker 1: Heard this story of like you two sitting on like

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Speaker 1: the hood of your dad's truck looking at the stars. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So when we were kids, we would dream about it.

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Speaker 6: We get out of here, we blow this damn one

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Speaker 6: horse town. I swear to God, I'm gonna be a

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Speaker 2: Straight from the toilet and that so okay.

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Speaker 5: So what happened was as soon as we finished taping

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Speaker 5: My Special, Clay basically cashed his check in and he

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Speaker 5: got access to every fresh toilet and wow, he started

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Speaker 5: he just went to town and he's he became fully

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Speaker 5: addicted to eating poop.

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Speaker 1: And he has that personality though he has addictive personality.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's always something. Before it was work and comedy, yes,

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Speaker 2: and those were his obsessions and that's what got him

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Speaker 2: to this place. It's really sad that that's immediately replaced

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Speaker 2: by devouring fecal matter.

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Speaker 5: And handfuls at a time. He would just consume that stuff.

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Speaker 2: And I don't necessarily want to talk about that.

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Speaker 5: The whole show, right, No, we don't have to, but

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Speaker 5: we should.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to address I mean, like, like, he's

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Speaker 1: not here obviously because he's banned also because he's so.

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Speaker 5: Busy eating the poop. So he's banned from ear.

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Speaker 1: Wolf because he's banned from indoors.

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Speaker 5: He's not allowed to go anywhere inside where there's a

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Speaker 5: bathroom pretty much, so that's mostly everywhere because of the

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Speaker 5: poop options and so he doesn't so he wasn't allowed

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Speaker 5: in here. But also he loves doing the podcast and

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Speaker 5: his heart was broken when he found out he couldn't

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Speaker 5: do it. Yeah, his addiction. So he checked himself into rehab.

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Speaker 5: Wow where in Minneapolis with his fiance? Oh yeah, so

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Speaker 5: that's where he is. He's in poop eating rehab in

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Speaker 5: Minneapolis with no toilets. No, you know, they pooping, So

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Speaker 5: that's where he is, and I you know, I think

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Speaker 5: just pee, just pee. He doesn't have any interest in that,

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Speaker 5: so you know, we he is he Oh yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 1: What yeah? It gross.

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Speaker 7: Couldn't be me who knows drink all the pea, couldn't

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Speaker 7: be me. It plays always rhyming. Yes, but he's allowed

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Speaker 1: He's just in your phone as Clay and be gentle.

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Speaker 2: Yo. Hey buddy, Hey Clay, Clay Pigeons. What's up, Clay Pigeons.

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Speaker 5: Hey, I'm here with Sean and Hayes.

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Speaker 1: Way, what's up? Buddy? You sound awesome?

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Speaker 8: Oh that's what? Okay? Hey? Also, kids, Hey, gang, is

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Speaker 5: Okay, I told them that the truth, which is that

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Speaker 8: Okay, all right, I got an idea. What how about

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Speaker 5: There, so okay. So, so so when we get off

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Speaker 8: Oh, and I also tell them that it was a

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Speaker 5: And the okay, cool, all right, all right, so it's

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Speaker 1: Of the gang.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and I'm also filming check As four. That's why

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Speaker 5: Okay, so do you do? I still need to mention

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Speaker 8: Oh, thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well have fun and you know, really get better.

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Speaker 5: Bye? Oh man, you I just can't come back in.

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Speaker 5: Yeah? You're good?

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Speaker 5: I just feel so he sounded kind of upset. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Well, actually I think I had too much coffee this

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've done that, God knows I've done that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it put me in a wit. I have

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Speaker 2: And don't talk to me after I've had too much coffee.

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Speaker 5: Well, so today I had two cups and usually I'm

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Speaker 2: Lie.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well I yeah, so I was lying about the

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Speaker 1: Wow, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Well wait, but we but Clay's not here and we

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Speaker 1: He's yeah away, and also everyone like it's like really

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I accidentally on those days drank two cups of coffee. Also,

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Speaker 1: That's made up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's made up. Okay, so so and then why

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Speaker 5: It's not true? I just made it up. Well, because actually,

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's that promoting anything. Yeah, sort

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Speaker 5: Well, clearly, I don't know what I'm saying because I

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Speaker 5: I'm lying again. He had the He's at the video

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Speaker 1: And he's doing what there.

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Speaker 5: Well, he's well, he's been hanging out with a Bama

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Speaker 2: Oh so was the whole poop eating rehab thing just

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Speaker 5: Yes, so, I actually, because of the coffee, thought I

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Speaker 5: It's all my fault this situation.

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Speaker 2: Can I say something? This is actually sort of a

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Speaker 2: I feared that it was going to be unpleasant to

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Speaker 1: I don't want it nice to think you are still

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Speaker 1: I don't want us to like, like run away from

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Speaker 5: You can't deny it for.

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Speaker 2: Well, and to be spending all their money buying it

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Speaker 5: Alone, a lot of it is a lot of his

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Speaker 2: And it feels like we're getting back into it so much.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, yeah, luckily it's if you read about that

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Speaker 2: Did he give any details on what his talk was about,

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Speaker 2: so that whole conference is just a series of speakers

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Speaker 2: These are sort of my credentials. I just got to

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Speaker 2: it's so good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and sharing different codes.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. So he'll go up and say my favorite code

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean, Clay might be interested in this.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if we've ever talked about how one

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Speaker 2: Brickle or Brick Breaker where you like had to like

446
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Speaker 2: bounce a thing off a paddle and you'd eliminate the

447
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 2: bricks and it was just basically that, but behind the

448
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 2: bricks was like a nude centerfold and so like as

449
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Speaker 2: you did the bricks, you were revealing this nude body.

450
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Speaker 2: This is like an old computer, like.

451
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Speaker 1: An eight bit centerfold or like a pretty picture.

452
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Speaker 2: Was actually a better quality than you would think for

453
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Speaker 2: the era that this was. But I think that's all

454
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 2: the code, Like they had just made a photo and

455
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Speaker 2: then kind of overlaid this like brick breaking game, so

456
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Speaker 2: that you had to, like if you wanted to see

457
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Speaker 2: the goods, Yeah, you had to be pretty good at

458
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Speaker 2: the gate.

459
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Speaker 5: And were you good?

460
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Speaker 2: Uh?

461
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Speaker 8: You know?

462
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: I was surely pretty motivated to get better, but also

463
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Speaker 2: take a long time to play the game. And you

464
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Speaker 2: are going like.

465
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Speaker 5: Was that my dad?

466
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Speaker 2: And you're going, this was my dad?

467
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Speaker 5: That's your dad? What about man? I I love porno

468
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Speaker 5: especially I love porn really well. Now you know when

469
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Speaker 5: I as a kid, we kauzah remember that because oh yeah,

470
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 5: and my brother was downloaded yeah right, and it's downloading, downloading,

471
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Speaker 5: You're like, go faster the whole night. Yeah, my brother

472
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 5: downloaded lots of porn on there. He was eighteen and

473
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Speaker 5: I was thirteen, and I would watch his porn that

474
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Speaker 5: he downloaded. We would share the porn, but I didn't

475
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 5: like how old the girls were because they were older

476
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 5: than me. So I would download child every day.

477
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Speaker 2: I's just funning, and I'll go back to and I'll

478
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Speaker 2: go back to poop eating at this point, and your specialist.

479
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Speaker 1: Your specialist autobiographical kind of in this way, right, it's

480
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Speaker 1: stories from from this life that you've that you've.

481
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and interesting.

482
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 5: Can I can I add a part to the story

483
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Speaker 5: that is true?

484
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 2: Please?

485
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 5: I know we're having we're having some fun here, so

486
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 5: this is another fun part of the story. At the time,

487
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 5: my mom was in big trouble for she ordered oxy contin,

488
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Speaker 5: a trafficable amount of oxy conon off of the internet,

489
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 5: and the FBI came and so she was in big

490
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 5: trouble for a year for then the internet, so the

491
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Speaker 5: Internet people would come to survey our home and they

492
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Speaker 5: would look through the computer to make sure my mom

493
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Speaker 5: wasn't doing any more legal stuff, and the computer was

494
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Speaker 5: chock full.

495
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Speaker 1: Of child born.

496
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Speaker 5: Then how old were you thirteen?

497
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Speaker 1: Okay, this this technology hit your house very hard.

498
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 2: It was you know, it was the nineties.

499
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 5: This was the early two thousands, early two thousand, pretty

500
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 5: so we had just gotten it. Yeah, we were all.

501
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: Ex tracks because we because I was around the internet

502
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 2: in the nineties, and I think you would have had

503
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 2: to be pretty advanced to even find all this.

504
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 1: Get a truckload of.

505
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 2: Oxy, yeah, to get a big case of oxy, but

506
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: two thousands of the sweet spot where basically anybody could

507
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 2: get it, and you did.

508
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 5: I did. Well, you know, I don't know. They probably

509
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 5: were actually over age, is what I like to say.

510
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 5: Why probably, Well, because I don't know, because to me

511
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 5: it was convincing. And I think it's okay because I'm

512
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 5: thirteen at the time. I don't even remember what they

513
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 5: looked like.

514
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 2: Well, how much poop was this guy eating in a day?

515
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: Do you think?

516
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 6: Like was he?

517
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: What do we talk?

518
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 5: And I mean honest to go back to like not

519
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 5: even caring about Clay because Clay jeopardized a lot of

520
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 5: his friendships with his addiction.

521
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now this is fair.

522
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 5: Let's just say this is fake. Okay, but Clay has

523
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 5: paid forty million dollars.

524
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: For the oh direct it wow, and he all of

525
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: it's gone. Wow, the sand of specials totally gone.

526
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: He flushed it. He got the toilet.

527
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, and guess what he was flushing the money, yeah,

528
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 5: and taking them out before the flesh.

529
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 2: Wow, it's kind of honor system.

530
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. And that's how you buy poop, by the way,

531
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 5: you pay the toilet.

532
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

533
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's interesting. Some very rich rats living

534
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 2: in the sewers right now. Yeah, very wealthy.

535
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 5: There's a whole scene down there of like a lot

536
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 5: of people actually don't know about the underground sewer system

537
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 5: down there is rats.

538
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, and this could be a good segment on

539
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: the HBO show Animals. M hm, when, by the way,

540
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: let us do that.

541
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. I understand obviously that the show is

542
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: not anymore.

543
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: But but let me do it.

544
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 2: Let me do that. Some of the people that are

545
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: doing that, it's like, well, just have me do that. Yeah,

546
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 2: just have me do the voice and then don't draw it.

547
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 2: If you end up being like there's no time.

548
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's happened to me. You come in and do it.

549
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 5: Take a piece of the podcast, even.

550
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: Yes, don't even make me do yes, don't even you

551
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: don't even have to have me come in.

552
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 5: You know what, how about two animals have a podcast?

553
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: That's great, It's could be this.

554
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a turtle and a moose.

555
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, which one of my.

556
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Speaker 5: Oh crap, I knew, I knew I should have thought

557
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 5: more about this guy's trapped, this son of a bitch's corner.

558
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: So you did think about it a little bit, but

559
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: you wish you had thought more.

560
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, Switch, I think you're you're a turtle.

561
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Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking too, Yeah, that you were.

562
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: So what do you feel about it? You know, I

563
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Speaker 2: believe my thoughts on this are best shared off the air.

564
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 2: Oh and in the form of one knuckle say it went.

565
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Speaker 5: Dang it, dang it?

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Speaker 2: No no, not that smell. Please absolutely no.

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Speaker 1: Hampoko hampo. So what you did? This whole thing, this

632
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Speaker 1: whole special Wit directed, Clay directed with you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I went back home, you know, with Clay.

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Speaker 5: We went to our hometown to film it.

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Speaker 1: And you're like, so it's you standing next to like

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Speaker 1: the spot. This is where we always used to It's

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Speaker 1: in the kind of get it there, like like root around.

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Speaker 5: We used to eat peanuts, oh, pill bugs. Yeah, this

641
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 5: is where me and Clay used to fight over being whimer.

642
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Speaker 2: Your phone screens driving me crazy. That thing ever turned off?

643
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: It's doing too much?

644
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 5: Sorry sorry, so extra, Yeah, that's absolutely extra.

645
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 2: Oh please man, do less?

646
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Speaker 5: Maah, this phone is my screen is being savage.

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Speaker 1: Check it out.

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Speaker 5: Do less, do less?

649
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: Okay, So you went you look less honey, say less,

650
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 1: And you looked at the mud, yes clean to say less?

651
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: What else did you look at?

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Speaker 8: Well?

653
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Speaker 5: We I told you, we went back to the peanut spot, right, Yes,

654
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 5: we went back.

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Speaker 2: To where we Yes this, Yes, this I wanted to discuss. No,

656
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 2: you mentioned the peanut spot, and I was thank you

657
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Speaker 2: for coming back to this. No, this I wanted to

658
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 2: talk about. So the peanuts spot you were saying.

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Speaker 5: Wit, there's something about it. I just don't know if

660
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 5: I can't tell if you're being real right now.

661
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: So, but sometimes the way he talks makes people clear.

662
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,439
Speaker 1: But he's being very very.

663
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Speaker 2: We know the peanut spot. I'm so happy because we

664
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 2: sort of blew by it. But do talk about the

665
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 2: peanut spot that you brought up earlier, because I had

666
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Speaker 2: so many questions, But please first say what it is

667
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 2: or what you even fucking mean.

668
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,959
Speaker 5: I'll tell you, but I feel like the fucking means

669
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 5: it sounds like it makes me want to go back

670
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 5: to talking about how Clay is actually addicted to Pooh.

671
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 5: But the peanuts spot basically was this spot on the

672
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 5: side of a county road where yeah, great, where well,

673
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 5: we would always go there, and there's a whole twenty oh,

674
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 5: there's a twenty five minute segment, which is seventy five

675
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 5: percent of the special.

676
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 2: Oh so good. Yes, interesting the County Road you said.

677
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, County Road eight. We go where there's a one

678
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 5: peanut growing on a vine, and then you dig and

679
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 5: that's how you get the health heartiest peanut.

680
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 2: And this is true.

681
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 5: Yeah good.

682
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: You eat the there's just one peanut there and you

683
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: just eat it over and over.

684
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 5: Dig and there's more peanuts under oh the one above

685
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 5: ground that lets you know, this is where the.

686
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 1: They're friends with the main peanut.

687
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 5: And they let you know. Yeah, so we do stuff

688
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 5: like that.

689
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 2: Reminds me, yes of Snoopy and his friends.

690
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, that's really yeah Snoopy.

691
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 2: So uh so, okay, what else happens?

692
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 5: Well, we go, you know, I do my stand up show, okay,

693
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 5: and then in a venue called the floora telling jokes

694
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 5: or telling jokes and singing little but not just that,

695
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 5: singing little songs which are like, to me, funny, but

696
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 5: I also understand if to people that's not absolutely not funny.

697
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can change the channel come back.

698
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 6: Yeah.

699
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's what I do, and I do it

700
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 5: in a great little venue called the floor Bama down

701
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 5: in Alabama where my mom was actually one of the

702
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 5: house bands, which that's nice. So I went back. It

703
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 5: was like a return. It sort of looks like I'm

704
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 5: forming in the bottom of a ship or in the

705
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 5: side of a chili's, which is nice. Okay, do you

706
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 5: want me to talk about the Peanuts some more?

707
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: No, I have a loss interest.

708
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, so well I can tell you about more about

709
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 5: the Peanuts. So when we were a kids stand.

710
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 2: Up special to me, sounds okay, sure, yeah, yeah, we're

711
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 2: describing the building.

712
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: But you go there in the special, you go and

713
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: look at the peanus.

714
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 2: But the Peanuts you see.

715
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, i'd look at the Peanuts. The Peanuts is about

716
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 5: a forty five minute segment.

717
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 1: Okay, you said it was twenty five.

718
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's either forty it's like between twenty six. It's

719
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 5: twenty five minutes in an hour.

720
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: Okay.

721
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 5: But the dream that me and Clay had, you know,

722
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 5: which is why this current situation with Clay so sad,

723
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 5: is that one day we would get the perfect peanut

724
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 5: and we would sell the peanut technology to make a

725
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 5: big money of check and then that we could.

726
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: Then why did I believe what makes this situation sad

727
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 1: related to that.

728
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, because we finally we never did get the

729
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 5: big peanut, okay, to get the big money check.

730
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is in the special. I

731
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 2: remember you telling me that you that when you guys

732
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 2: were little kids, that you actually stole a check from

733
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 2: your parents check book and wrote yourself a check for

734
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 2: one big peanut, and you said, I'm going to cash

735
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 2: this by the time I'm like forty bullet and board material.

736
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, so and so I did do that. And then

737
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 5: we actually made the money earlier, and we got the

738
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 5: peanut earlier, and then and then sold the peanut, so

739
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 5: we had to buy the big peanut from the peanut man.

740
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 2: This is so interesting.

741
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 5: The peanut man runs the farm and under the ground anyway,

742
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 5: he has a deal with the rats under the ground.

743
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: Do we meet any crazy characters?

744
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, we mean my entire family, my dad

745
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 5: and my brother, and my aunt and my cousin. Yea,

746
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 5: and my cousin is actually my connection to the peanut.

747
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 2: Ah blood type peanut butter.

748
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, basically he's got that thick peanut butter blowed.

749
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: What's the what's the story with your cousin?

750
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 5: He's just a classic Alabama guy, likes shooting guns and hunting,

751
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 5: and he's a charter boat captain.

752
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: For you know, you go on the boat.

753
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 5: I've been on the boat, yeah, in the show. Oh yeah,

754
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 5: in the beginning we ride on the boat for a second.

755
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,479
Speaker 5: We went on a boat a lot. But it wasn't

756
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 5: really a serving the narrative because I had all that

757
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 5: peanut time I needed to get in there.

758
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: We So the first thing I thought when I saw

759
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: what's doing this, I was like, I gotta do one

760
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: of these.

761
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 2: Come on, I know WIT's doing it? All right, Fine,

762
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 2: I'll do one.

763
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 5: What would y'all do if you did it?

764
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: This is this is my question?

765
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 2: Talk about I go home?

766
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh, And I don't know. I guess like you

767
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: want to see me like boarding the plane, yeah, climbing

768
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: up the little stairs, like get on the.

769
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 2: Plane, flying the plane. Yeah, I'm expecting to see you

770
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 2: at least do take off in.

771
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: The landing, flying the plane, looking out the window, piece

772
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: doing a piece out the window. Yeah. So we'll need another.

773
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 2: Blade, yeah, to be alongside just to get them.

774
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 1: Could be to get the peace shot. We could film

775
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: each other to piece so you.

776
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 2: Have peace too. Well, maybe I'm doing hanging loose, and

777
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 2: he's hitting me with the peace sign and putting it

778
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 2: on the glass the piece side. Yeah, and I'm doing

779
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: hang lose. I'm in a little biplane, like an old

780
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 2: fashioned I probably get out on the wing and give

781
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 2: him a hang loose and then I go a little

782
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 2: leather cap flapping.

783
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: The scar.

784
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 2: I might yeah, I might have Hawaiian shirt.

785
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 5: That'd be really cool. Chills.

786
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: So now it's time. I'm going to do comedy. So

787
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: now of course it's time to meet my entire family.

788
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 8: Yeah.

789
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 5: I think it's important you have to meet your whole

790
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 5: family so that that you know about the jokes you're

791
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 5: going to tell.

792
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 2: But I so my family is like very quiet.

793
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 5: Okay.

794
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: Is that a problem? Yeah it is.

795
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well I think that's what you gotta.

796
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: Need them to be funny and like crazy characters.

797
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 5: Not necessarily. I don't think mine are that crazy characters.

798
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: Okay.

799
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 5: I think mine are just sort of excited to have

800
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 5: a conversation with me about stuff. Okay, yeah, you deny

801
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 5: them that. I have always denied them that. I've always said, no,

802
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 5: not until I have a comedy special.

803
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,760
Speaker 1: So what's the first thing I do I get off?

804
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: I get off the plane and like, what do I

805
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: do next?

806
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:39,720
Speaker 8: Uh?

807
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 5: You got someone picking you up?

808
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: Well, isn't it supposed to be that? I just like

809
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: open the like the screen door of the house and I'm.

810
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 5: Like, hello, Well, it depends if you got a very

811
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 5: loving family. You go, oh, you know what, I have

812
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 5: a really good idea. You're walking up to your house, yeah,

813
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 5: childhood home, and you go, this is my big moment.

814
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 5: You're walking through the door, and then it cuts cross fade.

815
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 5: You're walking through the door to the stage. You see

816
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 5: what I'm saying, and your home is the stage in

817
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 5: a way. That's where You's sort of like for me.

818
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 2: I mean, I do want to land the plane out

819
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 2: on my house, and I think I should show some

820
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 2: things that they're expecting to see. I go out back,

821
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 2: I milk the goose. The goose bite me on the bottom,

822
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 2: and chase me around the whole entire pond. I think

823
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 2: that's important.

824
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: To see that. And then it is relatable. Yeah, and

825
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 1: then like it's good to have that at the beginning

826
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: for connuity reasons, because it will be attached to your

827
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,959
Speaker 1: bottom for the remainder of well.

828
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, and at the point in the special when I

829
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 2: just take my pants off. I do, You're going to

830
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: see some pretty big bite marks on there, and I

831
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 2: don't want that to come out of nowhere.

832
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we'll definitely see that.

833
00:43:53,560 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 2: So yes that I think we want to get my family, we.

834
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: Could do like, sorry, I'm just thinking. I'm almst thinking

835
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: about narratives and like like ways to like play with

836
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: this format. Just fucking get to it. So maybe you

837
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: like start at the beginning, start at the point where

838
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: you are like are on stage and you are the party.

839
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: You take your pants off, and then they see the

840
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: big bite marks and then like you're like doing your jokes,

841
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: but the camera is kind of doing a slow push

842
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: onto the bite marks.

843
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 2: And it gets in so close that the bite marks

844
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 2: become sort of an open field. Yeah, and then it's

845
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 2: and then underneath it says, forty eight hours earlier.

846
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 5: Well, I had in a different square where I had

847
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 5: a complete separate idea that doesn't build on this idea.

848
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: Okay, we love that.

849
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually you know what I always say on

850
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 2: this show. I like my idea, but I love your idea.

851
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 5: Well, just I'm just thinking of it as an editor.

852
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 5: So what if you have the bite mark and then

853
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 5: it pans, it goes into the bite mark and then

854
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 5: pans up to your face and you though, you know,

855
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 5: that wasn't the first time I got bit by my goofs.

856
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: Ah okay, And that allows us to introduce a whole

857
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 2: series of Yeah yeah, So, I just wanted to say

858
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 2: something quickly about my family, which is they do have

859
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 2: kind of loud, interesting personalities. They do not show up

860
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 2: on camera. They do not appear on film, Like if

861
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 2: you put a camera then you will see nothing.

862
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 5: But they are there, but they just don't show up.

863
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 2: They don't, for some reason appear when you film them

864
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 2: or photograph them, and you can't see them in a mirror.

865
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: So and they're not it's not that they're like vampires.

866
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: No they are. No, they are vampires.

867
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: They're vampires, and so is that what they have? So

868
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 2: what did they eat though as vampires?

869
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 5: Yeah?

870
00:45:55,760 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, I've never you both, but you never

871
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: They just eat bugles? Yeah, the fingers, I guess now

872
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 2: that I think about it, everyone in my family does

873
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 2: always have bugle fingernails.

874
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 5: Are you sure that's not just their natural fingernails?

875
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: Well, then then the entwer is they eat their fingernails whatever.

876
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:22,479
Speaker 2: Either way, yeah, it's really not. It doesn't matter.

877
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 5: They're they're vampires.

878
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 2: They're vampires and they they have munch on the bugles.

879
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: And they skate and they skate like vampire. It's like

880
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 1: bam from before.

881
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 2: Yeah bam.

882
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, they like pranks.

883
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 2: They they love them, but they also are kind of

884
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: sick of them, and they're contractually obligated to keep doing them,

885
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 2: but they've been tired of them.

886
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: For a little while.

887
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 5: Yeah that's too bad. So how old are they?

888
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 2: Uh? They dress like they're young, but they're very old.

889
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 5: I feel it seems sad, Like I know that this

890
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 5: probably isn't sad, but it just feels kind of really sad,

891
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 5: which I think is good for a comedy specials. Yeah

892
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 5: that when your comedy specialist about eighty percent more just

893
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 5: a sad story about like a kid's troubled childhood. It

894
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 5: really is, really I think it's internal work. Yeah yeah, yeah,

895
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 5: so you got these sad.

896
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to make sure they're still run for

897
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 2: the goose stuff though.

898
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 5: Well, no, we open with this goose.

899
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: That's that's trouble.

900
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 5: It's it's a bit traumatic. Maybe we figure out how

901
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 5: to close with the goose too.

902
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 2: Well, now we're talking. Now we're talking about real structure.

903
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 2: Story is math?

904
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, No, Andrew Yang, Andrew Yang, Yeah did he

905
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 5: say that yep?

906
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 2: Andrew Yang. Yeah.

907
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

908
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 5: You know, I didn't even know what a thousand wasn't about.

909
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: Thank you, and finally someone is talking about this.

910
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 5: He taught me about a thousand.

911
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: What is this?

912
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 2: He said, It's like they don't want you to know. No,

913
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 2: he kept.

914
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 5: Mentioning a thousand, and I.

915
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 2: Was like, what is the thousands? If you ask, people

916
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 2: act like they think you're kidding. And I think it's

917
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 2: their embarrassed because they obviously don't know what a thousand is.

918
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: And he's like, let's break this down.

919
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 5: Tell me what a thousand is. And he says, a

920
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 5: thousand is you take some of it from other bigger

921
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 5: stuff and you give that to someone else, and then

922
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 5: there is.

923
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: Worthy a thousands he's showing me.

924
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 5: And I say, thank you.

925
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: And now I can share this with my friends.

926
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 5: All my best friends, all my truck driver friends.

927
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

928
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 5: Anyway, I love a thousand. It's one of my favorites.

929
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 8: Who hamdbuck? Who hamdock?

930
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: Can I just say, look like your childhood story of

931
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: trafficking in child pornography. Yeah, engineer Devin is of course

932
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: in the FBI. Oh crap, m okay, this is they

933
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: don't have like there's not a lot going on at

934
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: the FBI. No, right now, there's just not a lot

935
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: to like people are not doing as much crime.

936
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 5: They you all have a lot of junk to work

937
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 5: on and now it feels like yeah, and also with

938
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 5: the current I think it's good.

939
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: We've made a lot of progress in our like cultural

940
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 2: and social climate, but there's there's a lot less work

941
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 2: for female body inspectors overall.

942
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, because females have stopped being criminals in the last

943
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 5: four years, a lot of them.

944
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:26,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

945
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just there's not in many reasons too for

946
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 2: them to commit crimes, and there's a lot more regulations

947
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 2: around like when, where, who, how you can inspect.

948
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

949
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: So with all this like time opening up, they're like, oh, Devin,

950
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: d I guess do you want to like two podcasts? Podcasts?

951
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: They'd be like a podcast investigator or something, and like

952
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: you can like and you see, look like he's got

953
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: the headphones on.

954
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got the tuxedo.

955
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is a super spot for the FBI. Yeah,

956
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: So like is this it's all cool? Is him like

957
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: confessing to dealing in child pornography? Was that cool?

958
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 2: I say, it's not good.

959
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 5: Dang it?

960
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:15,919
Speaker 1: Well, I was kidding, Okay, okay, prank?

961
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 2: Is that funny?

962
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,240
Speaker 1: Is it was a prank? Also?

963
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 2: Is that funny? Ender or Devin? If he's kidding and

964
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 2: he's pranking us? Does the FBI take kindly to pranks? Yeah,

965
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: depends on the amount of coffee you've had.

966
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 5: Really, they do attest, they take that into consideration. Coffee, Yeah, definitely,

967
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 5: I was making some coffee coffeefee, right, Yeah, Yeah, that goes.

968
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 2: A long way.

969
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, saying that.

970
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 2: Not before I've had my too much koffeefee.

971
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 8: Right.

972
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

973
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 2: What's the special called the Golden One And what's it about.

974
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 2: It's a It's.

975
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 5: Basically it's kind of a one man comedy show about

976
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 5: my journey as a comedian and how it sort of

977
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 5: parallels my mom's attempt to become a famous musician back

978
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 5: in the eighties. You're doing songs, doing songs, telling jokes,

979
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 5: and here's one of them. Guy Ritchie films are not

980
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 5: relatable to me. I've always been more of a fan

981
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 5: of girl pories movies, and I talk about my mom's

982
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 5: my dead mom, Byely Hamm.