Speaker 1: Kabooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the clearing
Speaker 2: House of hot takes, break free for something special. The
Speaker 2: Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 3: In the air Everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
Speaker 3: Mallor and Danny g Radio. As we slide into the
Speaker 3: Sunday portion of the Fifth Hour podcast.
Speaker 1: As we are hanging out, we want to thank you guys.
Speaker 3: The downloads have been great supporting the show. Was a
Speaker 3: wacky weekend last weekend, but we're back to the normal
Speaker 3: Shenanigans this weekend. It was great to catch up with
Speaker 3: the Godfather Eddie Garcia on the Friday pod and then
Speaker 3: on Saturday our buddy Nico who made that Van coover
Speaker 3: meet and Greek possible. So that was awesome to talk
Speaker 3: to him. But now Danny old school deep into the
Speaker 3: mail bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it was cool hearing Eddie too, because
Speaker 4: last weekend some of the drops and famous clips of
Speaker 4: the show that I put in our best of featured
Speaker 4: Eddie and Me and you and Coop when we were
Speaker 4: all together on the Overnight show, and I got some
Speaker 4: listener feedback saying, man, that was great hearing the classic
Speaker 4: crew together, and so that was perfect timing to have
Speaker 4: Eddie on this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: So it was great to talk to Eddie about the hockey,
Speaker 3: which apparently no one's watching, but we talked about it anyway,
Speaker 3: why not and what the hell?
Speaker 1: All right? So we have now.
Speaker 3: The big open Oh yeah, full letters, ohio al.
Speaker 4: And yeah, you know what, it's time for male mother.
Speaker 1: It's very nice.
Speaker 3: So thank you, ohio out Real fifth Hour at gmail
Speaker 3: dot com.
Speaker 1: We've been very You guys have been good.
Speaker 2: Not us.
Speaker 1: We haven't done anything different, but the.
Speaker 3: Podcast has done well and so there's more people listening,
Speaker 3: there's more people that write, and so it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: But you can if you want to join the fun
Speaker 3: and send a question in Real Fifth Hour at gmail
Speaker 3: dot com. All letters, not numbers, and the first one
Speaker 3: up is from PAULG. From Thomasville, Georgia. He says a
Speaker 3: long time Saint Petersburg, Florida. He says, all right, so
Speaker 3: I guess he's been in Thomasville, Georgia and Saint Petersburg, Florida.
Speaker 3: He says, I enjoy all the shows. I have a
Speaker 3: suggestion for the Fifth Hour guest. All right, Danny, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna give you three guesses. Who do you think Paul
Speaker 3: g from Thomasville, Georgia and also Saint Petersburg, Florida, wants
Speaker 3: to have us book for a future episode of the
Speaker 3: Fifth Hour.
Speaker 4: All Right, I'm gonna say, Michael Jordan, Okay, solid be good,
Speaker 4: get right, Billy Martin.
Speaker 3: Billy Martin, if we can get him, that would be
Speaker 3: amazing that we could bring him back to the other side.
Speaker 1: Tommy Lasorda, Lasorda love Tommy.
Speaker 4: And the Big It's a whale when you're really chasing
Speaker 4: this guest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kobe Bryant, Oh well, Kobe, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: We could have a round table with Kobelsorta and Billy Martin.
Speaker 1: Holy crap, you have.
Speaker 4: Got to be Keddy me hosted by Michael Jordan because
Speaker 4: he needs the reps for when he joins NBC.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. And then like Larry King, because he's
Speaker 1: dead too, so he can come in there.
Speaker 3: We can bring back Howard Cosell speaking of sport. Well, Paul,
Speaker 3: I think this.
Speaker 1: Is a reasonable request.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna have you book this, Danny, because
Speaker 3: you know how to book these things. He says, Pope
Speaker 3: Leo the fourteenth, he'd like to hear on the podcast.
Speaker 1: So can you contact the Vatican?
Speaker 3: Andy, you got President Trump to come on Fox Sports Radio,
Speaker 3: Why can't you get the Pope? Tell will bring White
Speaker 3: Sox fans.
Speaker 1: Or whatever whatever. See if the Pope will call, the
Speaker 1: Pontiff will come on the show.
Speaker 4: That would be the booking trifecta, Trump, the Pope, and
Speaker 4: then who's left after that?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 1: You Jesus?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well if you can get Jesus now, that would
Speaker 3: definitely be the record.
Speaker 4: So yeah, this guy, I would definitely put that on
Speaker 4: my LinkedIn.
Speaker 3: He promote that, he says. Pope Leo the fourteenth. Now,
Speaker 3: he says, before you interview he guys all planned out, Danny.
Speaker 3: Paul says, before you interview him, announce archangel and arch angel,
Speaker 3: two of whom are Michael and Gabriel. I had a
Speaker 3: Catholic grade grade school, in high school education.
Speaker 1: That's from pauls just keep up the good work.
Speaker 3: Well, I have said, and I do not believe I'm
Speaker 3: wrong on this, Danny, that there is roughly a ninety
Speaker 3: percent chance that Pope Leo has heard Fox Sports Radio
Speaker 3: and has heard the Ben Maller Show, because he was
Speaker 3: at the World Series on the White Sox one and
Speaker 3: O five and in those years, Fox Sports Radio was
Speaker 3: on the score in Chicago at at night.
Speaker 1: We were on there late at night, and so it
Speaker 1: is more.
Speaker 3: Likely than not that in a big sports radio town
Speaker 3: like Chicago, that's a town where it's part of the
Speaker 3: culture of sport to listen to sports talk radio, that
Speaker 3: Pope Leo, who was just you know, a normal dude
Speaker 3: at that time, that he went to the White Sox game.
Speaker 1: They played the then they were just the Astros.
Speaker 3: They hadn't cheated at that point, the Astros White Sox
Speaker 3: win the.
Speaker 1: World Series, and what do you do on sports talk
Speaker 1: radio at night?
Speaker 3: And that's when Fox Sports Radio, the Ben Malor Show
Speaker 3: was on, and you know, weekends.
Speaker 4: Then I don't know if you should have just announced
Speaker 4: that the Pope is a militia member, because William Shatner
Speaker 4: just blocked them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Shattner's not going to allow that He's like, Nope, nope, nope,
Speaker 3: and Shatner, would I become an atheist?
Speaker 1: I'm in command, I could order this.
Speaker 3: Maybe he is anyway. I don't know anyway, So thank you.
Speaker 3: Paul Barry from South Carolina, and Barry met him at
Speaker 3: the Great Mallard Meet and greet we did in Charleston
Speaker 3: a while back, and he sends a letter in on
Speaker 3: the mail bag. He says, I'm in South Carolina for now,
Speaker 3: houses up for sale, but the market blows.
Speaker 1: I just need to get this soul than I am
Speaker 1: out of here, he says, Yo, yo, mob Benny. Is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 3: Or have Donut Kelly's calls gotten much worse since she
Speaker 3: moved to Iowa. She used to be a good caller. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I enjoyed Donut Kelly on the show. The quality of
Speaker 3: her work has gone down tremendously. And Danny, you know
Speaker 3: this from being a radio seasoned veteran. When you do
Speaker 3: call and talk radio and the people call up and say, hey,
Speaker 3: what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 1: That's not normally how that goes.
Speaker 3: I've had multiple people Donut Kelly's done that to me
Speaker 3: a couple of times.
Speaker 1: There was a.
Speaker 3: Guy from Colorado that started calling the show that did
Speaker 3: that also this week, Barry, It's like, no, like.
Speaker 1: You call up.
Speaker 3: If you have something to say, you say it. Try
Speaker 3: to use brevity, be quick, get to the point and
Speaker 3: get out.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: And yeah, so yeah, I don't know what's going on
Speaker 3: with Kelly, but she's she's found someone in her life,
Speaker 3: which is great. That's one of the new power couples.
Speaker 3: Shane in the Moines and Kelly into Moyne and they
Speaker 3: met because of the show.
Speaker 1: But you're right, Barry, the calls have not been have
Speaker 1: not been great. Well, I should do a.
Speaker 3: Like a YouTube video series on how to be a
Speaker 3: good sports talk radio caller or just what to avoid
Speaker 3: to be a crappy.
Speaker 4: Caller, especially if you don't have like add because Rich
Speaker 4: Davis was playing hooky. He was at Dodgers Stadium to
Speaker 4: watch his beloved Mets lose to our Dodgers. Normally he's
Speaker 4: the gatekeeper. We take any call on Covino and Rich
Speaker 4: and he's uhuh huh, speed it up, speed it up,
Speaker 4: speed up. Or if any of us try to tell
Speaker 4: even a short story, you could see this look in
Speaker 4: his eyes. He wants you to tell no details, get
Speaker 4: to the point and shut up so he can talk again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's there's an etiquette.
Speaker 3: There's there's an etiquette to this. And then but as
Speaker 3: you know, Danny, at night, the etiquette.
Speaker 1: Usually goes out the window. It just it just it
Speaker 1: just made it.
Speaker 3: Alf from Deep in the Jungle rights in on the
Speaker 3: mail bag. He says, whatever happened to quicksand? When I
Speaker 3: was a kid, it seemed that every movie, TV show
Speaker 3: or cartoon had some sort of quicksand scene, And nowadays
Speaker 3: you don't see it at all. That's great, that's a
Speaker 3: great take by Alf. It is true, Daniel, we're around
Speaker 3: the same age. It's like every cartoon, movie, sitcom character
Speaker 3: got stuck in quicksand, and how were they gonna get
Speaker 3: out of it? Were they gonna die? And so at
Speaker 3: some point they moved on that. What is replaced quicksand?
Speaker 3: Is there something? Because you need the character to be
Speaker 3: stuck in in something, right, there's got to be a predicament.
Speaker 3: But the quick the quicksand thing. It's a great take
Speaker 3: by Alf. Because you don't you don't see it. And
Speaker 3: I remember reading some I remember reading some fun facts
Speaker 3: about quicksand, because why not?
Speaker 1: And they pointed out that despite.
Speaker 3: All of those movies and all those TV shows, that
Speaker 3: you can't actually drown in quicksand right that because you'll
Speaker 3: only it'll because of the way the human body is.
Speaker 3: I remember reading this. I forget exactly what it is
Speaker 3: because I don't have it. You in front of me
Speaker 3: and all that stuff, but you won't actually sink all
Speaker 3: the way where only your hand like you know on
Speaker 3: the TV show, like your eye up, your eyeballs and
Speaker 3: all that stuff. It's that's not actually not true at
Speaker 3: least what I read on the internet. Maybe when I
Speaker 3: read on the internet was wrong, but I remember reading that.
Speaker 1: On the internet.
Speaker 3: And so, yeah, like the Scooby Doo Gang, somebody would
Speaker 3: get stuck.
Speaker 1: In quicksand yeah.
Speaker 3: The bad guy and then they pulled the mask off.
Speaker 3: Oh it wasn't for you meddling kids, I would have
Speaker 3: gotten away with it. Quang writes in from Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam,
Speaker 3: and he says this every week. I don't know if
Speaker 3: he's actually in Vietnam, probably not, but he.
Speaker 1: Likes to say that.
Speaker 3: He says Big Ben and Danny's Radio butterflying is a
Speaker 3: way to prepare meat, fish or poultry by cooking or
Speaker 3: cutting it almost in two, but leaving the two parts connected.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love my steak.
Speaker 3: Butterfly cut me and Rob Parker team butterfly a couple of.
Speaker 4: Butterfly butterflied and burned.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the way to eat meat, properly wrong.
Speaker 3: You don't want to eat some kind of weird vermin
Speaker 3: or not vermin, but like yeah, worms or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you cook the worms out of yours for sure, that's.
Speaker 1: Right now, Quang says. Spatchcalking. That's what he says.
Speaker 3: Excoo is a specific method of butterflying poultry that involves
Speaker 3: removing the backbone.
Speaker 1: So that's you ever heard of that? Never ohing on?
Speaker 1: You know what? He's not making this up, It says.
Speaker 3: Right here, there's a Martha Stewart on her website learn
Speaker 3: how to make.
Speaker 1: Spatch cock chicken.
Speaker 3: She's got Martha's got a step by step guide on
Speaker 3: how dispatchcock.
Speaker 4: She definitely learned that dish while she was in prison.
Speaker 4: She can do it with both hands anyway.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he says, a big man, We know how much
Speaker 3: you enjoyed the metal cock, but do you like spatch cocking?
Speaker 4: That's a quay, Oh thank you for that. I haven't
Speaker 4: got to use the metal cock drop in a long time.
Speaker 3: I was attracted to the giant metal cock on behalf
Speaker 3: of Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 1: Quay says, well, remember years ago.
Speaker 3: The game cocks and the famous hat go cocks from
Speaker 3: South Carolina, which I think I had a listener give
Speaker 3: me the gocock's hat. I believe my wife has actually
Speaker 3: stolen that hat. I don't know where it is right now,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I dispatch cock. You see that at like
Speaker 3: high end restaurants, Danny, the big time restaurants love dispatchcock.
Speaker 3: They do because it's whether you take the full chicken
Speaker 3: you chop it, and it's it's massive. I've seen that
Speaker 3: at high end restaurant. I didn't know what that was,
Speaker 3: but now I know all because of Quaang.
Speaker 1: So sure, if it's if you can, please don't ever
Speaker 1: say that word again.
Speaker 3: Well, I will not say I will not say spatch
Speaker 3: cocking again. You want to say it, Danny said, say
Speaker 3: it right now.
Speaker 1: You want to say it, say it all right?
Speaker 3: Ryan writes in from Shrewsbury in the Commonwealth. He says, hey, boys, Ben,
Speaker 3: two weeks ago you had an ask Ben's segment on
Speaker 3: X but I don't think you ever saw my tweets,
Speaker 3: so I'll ask it here since you might be headed
Speaker 3: to Boston for the TV show hopefully. My bachelor party
Speaker 3: for my wedd is August twenty ninth, which is a
Speaker 3: Friday and part of a.
Speaker 1: Saturday, the thirtieth.
Speaker 3: If you are in town for the show around, then
Speaker 3: I would love to buy you a ticket to the
Speaker 3: socks Pirates game at fin Way Pack for my bachelor party.
Speaker 3: Ryan says, beers will be on me as well.
Speaker 1: How about that? That's pretty nice.
Speaker 3: Also, Danny g I can listen to Cavino and Rich
Speaker 3: from five to seven in Beautiful Shrewsbury, Mass show us
Speaker 3: the Love Man, So he would like, we don't do
Speaker 3: shout outs, but if you want to do a shout
Speaker 3: out Danny Shrewsbury, Mass for Ryan c Shrewsbury. He says,
Speaker 3: much love for the both of you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I do have a mild update.
Speaker 3: I did hear from the people at end bees See
Speaker 3: as they continue to decide whether or not to bring
Speaker 3: back season three of Benny Versus the Penny.
Speaker 4: I heard about this. They loved my Hoarder versus the
Speaker 4: Quarter idea A.
Speaker 3: Great idea we're trying to come up with, like what
Speaker 3: what does the hoarder look like? You know, it looks
Speaker 3: like Tom Looney anyway, So I'm waiting. There are some
Speaker 3: meetings that are going to take place, so fingers crossed,
Speaker 3: you know, whatever kind of good mojo you got, because
Speaker 3: a number of you have said, boy, we want you
Speaker 3: to come back to Boston.
Speaker 1: We want to do another meet and greet, and I
Speaker 1: guess out in Wooster the wu Socks. That's one of
Speaker 1: the events.
Speaker 3: The Leprechaun and I didn't get a chance to meet
Speaker 3: alf the alien ol Pliner last year when we did
Speaker 3: a very brief get together outside Boba's Bakery on the
Speaker 3: North End.
Speaker 1: So because there was a lot of rain and whatnot.
Speaker 3: So again nothing, nothing's guaranteed. They haven't made any decisions.
Speaker 3: There are some meetings at the network over the next
Speaker 3: probably ten to fifteen days, and.
Speaker 1: We will know after that whether.
Speaker 3: Or not they're going to bring back season number three
Speaker 3: of the TV show. And we are optimistic, but we
Speaker 3: are realistic because it's a lot of money and they
Speaker 3: got to come up with the money.
Speaker 1: And so there you go.
Speaker 3: Reggie from Detroit writes and he says, hey, Ben have
Speaker 3: Coop and Lorena apologized for not inviting you to that
Speaker 3: dinner in Vancouver. I'm still shocked that they did this.
Speaker 3: You're the host of the show they work on. Me
Speaker 3: and my wife both are upset that they disrespected you
Speaker 3: that way. Well, thank you, Reggie. No, they have not,
Speaker 3: which I'm also shocked by it. I was very rarely
Speaker 3: my blown away by anything. I'm pretty mellow for the
Speaker 3: most part. I'll snap, Reggie, you've listened to the show.
Speaker 3: Every once in a while, I'll genuinely get upset about
Speaker 3: something like this. Is one of those times. I really
Speaker 3: could not.
Speaker 1: Believe that it happened. I still can't believe it.
Speaker 3: But they you know, hey, listen, they did what they did,
Speaker 3: and that's fine. And I was not raised that way.
Speaker 3: So whatever it's. You know, I'll do the show. But
Speaker 3: I think that that was a tough situation, Reggie.
Speaker 1: Who the heck is justin Cooper.
Speaker 3: Someone that doesn't invite you to a dinner on a
Speaker 3: trip that he got going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don'tant to get it anyway.
Speaker 3: I'll just say that that is a fresh wound. And
Speaker 3: I've been in radio thirty years. That's right near the top.
Speaker 1: Of the biggest a hole moves I've ever seen in radio.
Speaker 4: Frank and vanc met, Yeah without Ben, That's right exactly.
Speaker 3: I hear these stories like, you know, Danny and Covino
Speaker 3: and Rich go on the road. You guys all bond,
Speaker 3: you know, go to dinners on my show. Let's not
Speaker 3: advice the host of the show man, I can't believe that.
Speaker 3: I still it just blows me. Anyway, Frank in Vancouver,
Speaker 3: who I did meet Frank, very nice man. He says, Hey, Ben,
Speaker 3: thanks for coming to Van City and thanks to Nico.
Speaker 1: There you go. He was on yesterday. Frank, you did
Speaker 1: not know that when you sent this letter, and he.
Speaker 3: Says, he says, Frank says, great meeting you and the
Speaker 3: crew all super friendly folks. Puts a new perspective when
Speaker 3: listening to the show. It personalizes the listening experience. Sounds weird,
Speaker 3: but I think you get the drift. Yes, email continues
Speaker 3: from Frank on the mail bag. He says, and I
Speaker 3: hope you found the poutine experience satisfactory.
Speaker 1: At a minimum. I did. I loved it.
Speaker 3: Every place I went was great, no complaints at all.
Speaker 3: Everything was first class, even the Costco thing. As I
Speaker 3: talked to Eddie about I'm still amazed that right across
Speaker 3: the street, Danny, from the Canucks Arena and the stadium
Speaker 3: where the CFL team plays, they have a Costco food.
Speaker 1: Court and Nico.
Speaker 3: I mentioned this with Nico yesterday, but the guys would
Speaker 3: go there and load up for tailgating with cheap Costco food.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. That is awesome.
Speaker 3: It is really just awesome. Anyway, says I forgot to mention.
Speaker 3: We got some places that serve great baba ganooche in
Speaker 3: the city. Well, next time I'm in Vancouver, I'll have
Speaker 3: to go for the egg plant baba ganoush.
Speaker 1: He says. Keep up the great entertainment, and you and
Speaker 1: Danny and I will relay. I relayed.
Speaker 3: Frank says, I related to my wife not to be
Speaker 3: hard on you for being the last voice I hear
Speaker 3: every night, as opposed to hers. I drift into unconsciousness
Speaker 3: every night. Thank you that is from Frank. Well, thanks
Speaker 3: Frank for following up. Was very kind of you to
Speaker 3: do that. Nice to meet you. Glad we got to
Speaker 3: hang out and now we're friends, Frank, because if you're
Speaker 3: at the Mala meet and greet, we bonded. There was
Speaker 3: tons of food. Nico put out all my favorite foods
Speaker 3: out there, the chicken sandwiches, the poutine and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. So we're pals and I'd love to
Speaker 1: go back to Vancouver.
Speaker 3: It was beautiful, just a majestic city, great skyline, great parks.
Speaker 1: It was really cool.
Speaker 4: And he basically said, you're like a melowtonin Gummy you
Speaker 4: put people to sleep.
Speaker 3: Well there's that, and also Danny, I've heard this a
Speaker 3: lot from like, sometimes dudes will drag their wives, you know,
Speaker 3: and some of the women are pretty cool and they
Speaker 3: kind of get the show. A lot of them do
Speaker 3: not get the show, and they're like, you know, I
Speaker 3: don't understand why it's late at night and my husband
Speaker 3: has to listen, and then all of a sudden you'll
Speaker 3: start screaming about Lebron James.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, guilty as charge.
Speaker 3: What do you want to It's a talk show, and
Speaker 3: sometimes things.
Speaker 4: I think they think at that time, at those hours,
Speaker 4: you should be doing like quiet storm radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just not I'm not wired.
Speaker 3: I like the juicy flavorful uh. Sports takes is what
Speaker 3: I what I enjoy. I did also hear from several
Speaker 3: fans of the show, several fans of the show who
Speaker 3: were like, you know, I started listening to you and
Speaker 3: I loved sports, but now I don't like sports as much,
Speaker 3: but I still listen.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Danny, It's like they don't
Speaker 1: really care about my sports takes.
Speaker 3: Should I be offended by that or should I be
Speaker 3: flattered by that?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: I think you should be flattered because that just means
Speaker 4: you're doing great talk radio or you know, not just
Speaker 4: sports talk.
Speaker 1: It's just yeah, it's just background.
Speaker 3: Conspiracy Carl writes in and we haven't heard from him.
Speaker 3: I think he goes back to the gascon era of
Speaker 3: the Fifth Hour. Pody, it's been a minute, because curiousy Carl.
Speaker 3: He always loves when we have the vegan on because
Speaker 3: the vegans all about that action boss. Anyway, Conspiracy Carl,
Speaker 3: who lives in Palm Springs, he says, I'm back.
Speaker 4: No, he must have finished watching the TMC YouTube show
Speaker 4: about the Fifth Plane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he says he wanted to get our reaction to
Speaker 3: the declassified CIA files that claim a government program found
Speaker 3: alien life on the dark side of the Moon. Conspiracy
Speaker 3: Carl says this happened more than twenty five years ago,
Speaker 3: and that there's supposedly a secret complex of towers and
Speaker 3: buildings on the Moon's surface where the aliens worked, and
Speaker 3: he brought this up because we had mentioned this in
Speaker 3: a previous episode. This goes back several weeks the remote
Speaker 3: viewing that we talked about on this show, and conspiracy
Speaker 3: Carl says, it's all it's all related, it's all right there,
Speaker 3: and that these psychic spies found it, and it goes
Speaker 3: back to like the nineties, and yeah, I'm all for it. Listen,
Speaker 3: you know, Carl, Conspiracy Carl. I believe that there are
Speaker 3: other species that live at the bottom of the ocean,
Speaker 3: the bottom of the sea. Not mermaids or merman uh,
Speaker 3: but actual different species that we don't even know about.
Speaker 1: Well some of us know about it, So I buy it.
Speaker 1: Anything's possible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I believe the kid, that kid in Vegas that
Speaker 4: saw the nine ten foot aliens with big eyes.
Speaker 1: Big guys that're looking at us. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, when I go to Vegas, Danny, and you too,
Speaker 3: if you try, I know, you fly, I guess. But
Speaker 3: when I drive, I stop in Baker at alien beef Jerky,
Speaker 3: and I see them right there. They have their own
Speaker 3: little hotel which is disguised as a hotel, but it's
Speaker 3: actually a space shit.
Speaker 1: It's not a space ship, but it's a station. First station.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't say the space shit in that area because
Speaker 4: isn't there also a hotel right there that's boarded up?
Speaker 1: Well, no, there was, but they built behind alien beef Jerky.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, all right, so they bulldozed that condemned old
Speaker 4: hotel that used to be there.
Speaker 1: Then, Yeah, well I don't know if they did or not.
Speaker 3: Bun Boy still there? Is that what it's called pun Boy?
Speaker 3: Remember thes that closed years ago? I think that was
Speaker 3: called bunboyn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not sure, but it's like, it looks very
Speaker 4: like fifties and nineteen sixties where it must have been
Speaker 4: booming right there, and then it got old and then
Speaker 4: they never updated it and then it just got condemned.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And if you're not in California and you have no
Speaker 3: idea what we're talking about, it's one of the stops
Speaker 3: on the way to Vegas.
Speaker 1: Between LA and Vegas, you go through.
Speaker 3: Ville, Apple Valley, Barstow, Baker prim and then finally you
Speaker 3: get into Nevada, and yeah, Prims, Nevada, and then you
Speaker 3: get to Vegas, which is about an hour outside of
Speaker 3: the state line.
Speaker 1: And all these little towns on the.
Speaker 3: Way to Vegas, and what about they have a date
Speaker 3: I've never had a date shake. Have you ever had
Speaker 3: a date shake? Never, there's a date shake place on
Speaker 3: the way to Vegas.
Speaker 1: I've never doesn't sound no, it does not sound good.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you'd need another stop a half hour
Speaker 4: later for the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the truck stops must do very well out there.
Speaker 1: Mary Anne writes in from Murphysboro, Tennessee.
Speaker 3: She says, hey, band and Danny g I enjoy your
Speaker 3: podcast as well as your nightly show.
Speaker 1: Ben.
Speaker 3: Although I am fairly certain you don't follow college softball,
Speaker 3: I think these young women deserve a shoutout.
Speaker 1: You often talk.
Speaker 3: About the major league players, their need for time off
Speaker 3: between games, complaints about travel, and the diva like behavior.
Speaker 3: Pussy Willows. I love that, Mary Anne put he She
Speaker 3: wrote here, Pussy Willows.
Speaker 5: Remember one that was a Clay Travis That was Yes,
Speaker 5: that was most definitely a Clay travisism he used, He
Speaker 5: used pussy Willow and Dick Cheney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, wasn't the the pussy Willow. Thing is I
Speaker 1: remember what.
Speaker 4: You're crying, you pussy Willow.
Speaker 1: Well, didn't he originally just say pussy?
Speaker 4: And then yeah he did, he got he got uh,
Speaker 4: he got it speaking to on that and then also
Speaker 4: he said dick and uh I told him, Clay, you
Speaker 4: can't just say dick like that. So he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: fun I'll say Dick Cheney then and that's how that start.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember the memo got sent out, like you
Speaker 3: can't say pussy, but for some reason the flower pussy Willow,
Speaker 3: you're allowed say.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that'll solve it.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Marianne writes contigures right, and she says these softball
Speaker 3: players are just the opposite of those overpaid diva players.
Speaker 3: They are enthusiastic, love playing the game, all while attending college.
Speaker 3: The pitchers are incredible, often throwing over one hundred pitches
Speaker 3: and pitch again the very next day, just like the
Speaker 3: big leaguers.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, their season is over now, but felt these young
Speaker 3: women deserve a shout out and for you to put
Speaker 3: them on the radar. Well, Marianne, as you know, we
Speaker 3: don't do shout outs. You'd have to contact cameo. On
Speaker 3: the cameo, I might do a shout out anyway, she says,
Speaker 3: I'm eighty three years old. I'm a mother, grandmother, and
Speaker 3: great grandmother. God bless you. Who is a fan of
Speaker 3: sports all together? At that point, you've checked like every
Speaker 3: box right when your mother, grandmother, great grandmother, and then
Speaker 3: after that's great great grandmother.
Speaker 1: Like that's the next one down the line.
Speaker 3: She says, I was never very athletic, hence I am
Speaker 3: a fan of your show and your rants.
Speaker 1: Is that a shot shot to me?
Speaker 4: That feels like he has seen the footage of your
Speaker 4: first pitch you threw out in Bakersfield.
Speaker 1: Marianne, that is a backhanded shot. How dare you?
Speaker 3: It's one thing when I'm taking shots from mister nice
Speaker 3: guy or some of these other jabbronis that call the show?
Speaker 3: But Mary, sweet little grandma from Murphysboro, Tennessee.
Speaker 4: Nobody throws a lollipop like mister Maller. He could be
Speaker 4: the third Necro brother, remember that, Jeez.
Speaker 3: Racist, I used to like your show, and then I
Speaker 3: can't believe you would say that on the air. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I'm so offended, you said Crow on the air.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, that was Eden Spokane.
Speaker 3: I think that got me to say that that schmuck. Anyway,
Speaker 3: that line what a famous line by Marianne. She says,
Speaker 3: I was never very athletic, hence I'm a fan of
Speaker 3: your show.
Speaker 1: All right, what's next?
Speaker 3: Stevens oh Cayl writes in says, hey, Ben and Danny
Speaker 3: enjoyed the pod quick yay or Nate?
Speaker 1: Question?
Speaker 3: And then Steve says A restaurant and Florida sued a
Speaker 3: diner recently who left abusive and disrespectful reviews on yelp.
Speaker 1: Yay or nay?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know much about it. I don't if you
Speaker 3: saw this, Danny. I'm just reading the headline here. I
Speaker 3: don't know much about it. If there's more to it,
Speaker 3: but based on just the headline, I'm gonna go, Nay,
Speaker 3: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: You know you're bringing more attention to it unless there's
Speaker 3: more to the story than I know, which is probably
Speaker 3: absolutely the case, like you're bringing more oxygen?
Speaker 1: What exactly happened? All right?
Speaker 3: So Dateline Florida or Tampa, Florida restaurant sues diner who
Speaker 3: left a negative review on Yelp. They apparently didn't like
Speaker 3: it when she called their meat quality subpar and air
Speaker 3: ribs dry.
Speaker 1: Really the restaurant, I don't think the name of it.
Speaker 3: They specialize in innovative, inspired, seasonal new Asian food. They
Speaker 3: follow a lawsuit against the woman after she left a
Speaker 3: one star review following her visit.
Speaker 1: This goes back to December of.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty three, and the woman went in there with
Speaker 3: some friends. They had tiger shrimp, lamb chops, spare ribs, eggplant,
Speaker 3: and mushroom chocolate cake during the visit.
Speaker 4: And this is like the one star reviews you and
Speaker 4: Gascon used to get when you had politicians on the show.
Speaker 3: Except pretty much every week, it says, who is a blogger?
Speaker 1: I guess this woman? Okay, so now, so this woman
Speaker 1: is like a food blogger. Oh okay, now it makes sense.
Speaker 1: He's got a little she's got a following. She's got a.
Speaker 3: Following on Yelp and Google and trip Advisor and all
Speaker 3: that stuff.
Speaker 1: She wrote a seven hundred and ninety five word review.
Speaker 1: She's got a little too much free. I'm on her hands.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, seven hundred and ninety five words for
Speaker 3: a for a Asian restaurant. In Tampa, a New Asian innovative.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, all right, now, I kind of now
Speaker 3: that I've read the details, Danny, I.
Speaker 1: Support the restaurant. See the details matter. Uh see, there
Speaker 1: you go. All right, thank you, Steve. I appreciate you.
Speaker 4: Unless they wronged her in some way or stole some
Speaker 4: money from her or something like that. Come on, chick,
Speaker 4: get a life.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a little much, you know, couple lines.
Speaker 3: No one's reading all that anyway, right, who's reading a
Speaker 3: seven hundred and ninety five.
Speaker 4: Word I mean, you would hope not. I remember my
Speaker 4: cousin up in the Bay Area. He dated a girl
Speaker 4: and she would write these really really long reviews no
Speaker 4: matter where they ate at.
Speaker 1: And I told him, I'm like, how can you live
Speaker 1: with her?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure she writes you a weekly review on
Speaker 4: how you've treated her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's imagine her diary with that. Lord, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what a nightmare. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, he's like, you're right, I got a one star
Speaker 4: last week.
Speaker 3: It's like that that meme and I'm not reading all that,
Speaker 3: you know, sorry it happened, or yeah, like try.
Speaker 4: To get to even if you're gonna be a reviewer
Speaker 4: or a wanna be food reviewer, all right, but tell
Speaker 4: us in two paragraphs, how about that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's food was good, you should eat this, or
Speaker 3: food was bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pros and cons. That's it.
Speaker 4: One paragraph for pros, one paragraph for cons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and just a couple of lines and then
Speaker 3: that's accepted and we're good and we move on. And
Speaker 3: that's how that works, all right. A couple more quick ones.
Speaker 3: Kevin in Boston or the Boston area, He says, Since
Speaker 3: I saw the video this week from southern California, I
Speaker 3: thought of YouTube, gents, and he's talking about that mountain
Speaker 3: lion video from I think that's near Santa Barbara.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that, Danny the viral? Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he says, have you guys ever run into
Speaker 3: a mountain lion? No, I would probably be eaten. That
Speaker 3: mountain lion was pern like you know what, dude, That
Speaker 3: mountain lion was ready to enjoy a nice meal.
Speaker 4: Where we live in the hills on the border of
Speaker 4: La and Ventura County, we saw a baby mountain lion
Speaker 4: on our trail back behind where we live, and I
Speaker 4: told Brenda, you better start walking fast because there's a
Speaker 4: mama somewhere near this baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not gonna be able to outrun a mountain lion.
Speaker 3: Those things are you talk about being ripped stacked? Holy crap, man,
Speaker 3: it's crazy to think about all the stuff that's in
Speaker 3: the hills around where we live, all the critters and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now with that wildlife crossing where I live,
Speaker 4: there's going to be at least three more.
Speaker 3: Well, the good news is you don't have to worry
Speaker 3: about being damaged by the animals because they'll just cross
Speaker 3: the street right then, they'll just or the bridge there
Speaker 3: over the freeway, and so they won't bother human beings
Speaker 3: because they totally know that's for them.
Speaker 1: The bridge is for them.
Speaker 3: And it'd be nice they have the little lake on there,
Speaker 3: don't they have, like the lake and all that on top.
Speaker 1: Of the bridge.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's a porta potty for them. Party out standing,
Speaker 3: all right, we'll get out on that.
Speaker 1: I will be back tonight in the Magic Radio box, yapping.
Speaker 3: Away about the NBA Finals and the Stanley Cup Finals
Speaker 3: and our favorite June stories about Aaron Rodgers and all
Speaker 3: the other nonsense, and then Danny and normal week for you, Yes,
Speaker 3: you and Covino and Rich what do we have to
Speaker 3: look forward?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, sir, a normal fun week Monday through Friday.
Speaker 4: Gonna be doing our thing two to four pm on
Speaker 4: the West Side on FSR, and that is five to
Speaker 4: seven pm. And beautiful Shrewsbury, Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: That's right, home of a man who's about to get married. Ryan.
Speaker 3: Just another couple months and then that's it. It's turnout,
Speaker 3: the last the parties over.
Speaker 1: Now, it'll be great. All right.
Speaker 3: We'll talk to you tonight on the radio. Thanks for
Speaker 3: listening to podcast. And again, if you want to send
Speaker 3: a mail bag question in for next week Real Fifth
Speaker 3: Hour at gmail dot com, we'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right. Enjoy the NBA Finals, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm enjoying it, but I will
Speaker 1: be watching it. So what's wrong with your clippers? Later,
Speaker 1: skater got a murder. I gotta go.