WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Meat Without Ben" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Kabooms.

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<v Speaker 2>If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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<v Speaker 2>a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 2>of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 2>treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 2>rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the clearing

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<v Speaker 2>House of hot takes, break free for something special. The

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<v Speaker 2>Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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<v Speaker 3>In the air Everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben

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<v Speaker 3>Mallor and Danny g Radio. As we slide into the

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday portion of the Fifth Hour podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>As we are hanging out, we want to thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>The downloads have been great supporting the show. Was a

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<v Speaker 3>wacky weekend last weekend, but we're back to the normal

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<v Speaker 3>Shenanigans this weekend. It was great to catch up with

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<v Speaker 3>the Godfather Eddie Garcia on the Friday pod and then

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<v Speaker 3>on Saturday our buddy Nico who made that Van coover

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<v Speaker 3>meet and Greek possible. So that was awesome to talk

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<v Speaker 3>to him. But now Danny old school deep into the

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<v Speaker 3>mail bag.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know, it was cool hearing Eddie too, because

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<v Speaker 4>last weekend some of the drops and famous clips of

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<v Speaker 4>the show that I put in our best of featured

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<v Speaker 4>Eddie and Me and you and Coop when we were

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<v Speaker 4>all together on the Overnight show, and I got some

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<v Speaker 4>listener feedback saying, man, that was great hearing the classic

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<v Speaker 4>crew together, and so that was perfect timing to have

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<v Speaker 4>Eddie on this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was great to talk to Eddie about the hockey,

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<v Speaker 3>which apparently no one's watching, but we talked about it anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>why not and what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So we have now.

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<v Speaker 3>The big open Oh yeah, full letters, ohio al.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah, you know what, it's time for male mother.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very nice.

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<v Speaker 3>So thank you, ohio out Real fifth Hour at gmail

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<v Speaker 3>dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been very You guys have been good.

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<v Speaker 2>Not us.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't done anything different, but the.

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<v Speaker 3>Podcast has done well and so there's more people listening,

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<v Speaker 3>there's more people that write, and so it's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 3>But you can if you want to join the fun

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<v Speaker 3>and send a question in Real Fifth Hour at gmail

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<v Speaker 3>dot com. All letters, not numbers, and the first one

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<v Speaker 3>up is from PAULG. From Thomasville, Georgia. He says a

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<v Speaker 3>long time Saint Petersburg, Florida. He says, all right, so

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<v Speaker 3>I guess he's been in Thomasville, Georgia and Saint Petersburg, Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>He says, I enjoy all the shows. I have a

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<v Speaker 3>suggestion for the Fifth Hour guest. All right, Danny, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna give you three guesses. Who do you think Paul

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<v Speaker 3>g from Thomasville, Georgia and also Saint Petersburg, Florida, wants

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<v Speaker 3>to have us book for a future episode of the

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<v Speaker 3>Fifth Hour.

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<v Speaker 4>All Right, I'm gonna say, Michael Jordan, Okay, solid be good,

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<v Speaker 4>get right, Billy Martin.

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<v Speaker 3>Billy Martin, if we can get him, that would be

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<v Speaker 3>amazing that we could bring him back to the other side.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy Lasorda, Lasorda love Tommy.

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<v Speaker 4>And the Big It's a whale when you're really chasing

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<v Speaker 4>this guest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kobe Bryant, Oh well, Kobe, let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 3>We could have a round table with Kobelsorta and Billy Martin.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy crap, you have.

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<v Speaker 4>Got to be Keddy me hosted by Michael Jordan because

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<v Speaker 4>he needs the reps for when he joins NBC.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right. And then like Larry King, because he's

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<v Speaker 1>dead too, so he can come in there.

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<v Speaker 3>We can bring back Howard Cosell speaking of sport. Well, Paul,

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<v Speaker 3>I think this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a reasonable request.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm gonna have you book this, Danny, because

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<v Speaker 3>you know how to book these things. He says, Pope

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<v Speaker 3>Leo the fourteenth, he'd like to hear on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So can you contact the Vatican?

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<v Speaker 3>Andy, you got President Trump to come on Fox Sports Radio,

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<v Speaker 3>Why can't you get the Pope? Tell will bring White

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<v Speaker 3>Sox fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Or whatever whatever. See if the Pope will call, the

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<v Speaker 1>Pontiff will come on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be the booking trifecta, Trump, the Pope, and

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<v Speaker 4>then who's left after that?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>You Jesus?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well if you can get Jesus now, that would

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<v Speaker 3>definitely be the record.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, this guy, I would definitely put that on

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<v Speaker 4>my LinkedIn.

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<v Speaker 3>He promote that, he says. Pope Leo the fourteenth. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>he says, before you interview he guys all planned out, Danny.

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<v Speaker 3>Paul says, before you interview him, announce archangel and arch angel,

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<v Speaker 3>two of whom are Michael and Gabriel. I had a

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<v Speaker 3>Catholic grade grade school, in high school education.

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<v Speaker 1>That's from pauls just keep up the good work.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I have said, and I do not believe I'm

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<v Speaker 3>wrong on this, Danny, that there is roughly a ninety

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<v Speaker 3>percent chance that Pope Leo has heard Fox Sports Radio

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<v Speaker 3>and has heard the Ben Maller Show, because he was

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<v Speaker 3>at the World Series on the White Sox one and

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<v Speaker 3>O five and in those years, Fox Sports Radio was

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<v Speaker 3>on the score in Chicago at at night.

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<v Speaker 1>We were on there late at night, and so it

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<v Speaker 1>is more.

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<v Speaker 3>Likely than not that in a big sports radio town

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<v Speaker 3>like Chicago, that's a town where it's part of the

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<v Speaker 3>culture of sport to listen to sports talk radio, that

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<v Speaker 3>Pope Leo, who was just you know, a normal dude

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<v Speaker 3>at that time, that he went to the White Sox game.

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<v Speaker 1>They played the then they were just the Astros.

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<v Speaker 3>They hadn't cheated at that point, the Astros White Sox

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<v Speaker 3>win the.

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<v Speaker 1>World Series, and what do you do on sports talk

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<v Speaker 1>radio at night?

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<v Speaker 3>And that's when Fox Sports Radio, the Ben Malor Show

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<v Speaker 3>was on, and you know, weekends.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I don't know if you should have just announced

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<v Speaker 4>that the Pope is a militia member, because William Shatner

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<v Speaker 4>just blocked them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Shattner's not going to allow that He's like, Nope, nope, nope,

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<v Speaker 3>and Shatner, would I become an atheist?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in command, I could order this.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he is anyway. I don't know anyway, So thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Paul Barry from South Carolina, and Barry met him at

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<v Speaker 3>the Great Mallard Meet and greet we did in Charleston

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<v Speaker 3>a while back, and he sends a letter in on

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<v Speaker 3>the mail bag. He says, I'm in South Carolina for now,

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<v Speaker 3>houses up for sale, but the market blows.

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<v Speaker 1>I just need to get this soul than I am

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<v Speaker 1>out of here, he says, Yo, yo, mob Benny. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Or have Donut Kelly's calls gotten much worse since she

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<v Speaker 3>moved to Iowa. She used to be a good caller. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I enjoyed Donut Kelly on the show. The quality of

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<v Speaker 3>her work has gone down tremendously. And Danny, you know

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<v Speaker 3>this from being a radio seasoned veteran. When you do

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<v Speaker 3>call and talk radio and the people call up and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you want to talk about?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not normally how that goes.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had multiple people Donut Kelly's done that to me

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a.

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<v Speaker 3>Guy from Colorado that started calling the show that did

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<v Speaker 3>that also this week, Barry, It's like, no, like.

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<v Speaker 1>You call up.

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<v Speaker 3>If you have something to say, you say it. Try

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<v Speaker 3>to use brevity, be quick, get to the point and

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<v Speaker 3>get out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, so yeah, I don't know what's going on

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<v Speaker 3>with Kelly, but she's she's found someone in her life,

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<v Speaker 3>which is great. That's one of the new power couples.

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<v Speaker 3>Shane in the Moines and Kelly into Moyne and they

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<v Speaker 3>met because of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're right, Barry, the calls have not been have

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<v Speaker 1>not been great. Well, I should do a.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a YouTube video series on how to be a

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<v Speaker 3>good sports talk radio caller or just what to avoid

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<v Speaker 3>to be a crappy.

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<v Speaker 4>Caller, especially if you don't have like add because Rich

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<v Speaker 4>Davis was playing hooky. He was at Dodgers Stadium to

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<v Speaker 4>watch his beloved Mets lose to our Dodgers. Normally he's

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<v Speaker 4>the gatekeeper. We take any call on Covino and Rich

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<v Speaker 4>and he's uhuh huh, speed it up, speed it up,

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<v Speaker 4>speed up. Or if any of us try to tell

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<v Speaker 4>even a short story, you could see this look in

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<v Speaker 4>his eyes. He wants you to tell no details, get

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<v Speaker 4>to the point and shut up so he can talk again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, there's there's an etiquette.

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<v Speaker 3>There's there's an etiquette to this. And then but as

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<v Speaker 3>you know, Danny, at night, the etiquette.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually goes out the window. It just it just it

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<v Speaker 1>just made it.

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<v Speaker 3>Alf from Deep in the Jungle rights in on the

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<v Speaker 3>mail bag. He says, whatever happened to quicksand? When I

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<v Speaker 3>was a kid, it seemed that every movie, TV show

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<v Speaker 3>or cartoon had some sort of quicksand scene, And nowadays

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<v Speaker 3>you don't see it at all. That's great, that's a

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<v Speaker 3>great take by Alf. It is true, Daniel, we're around

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<v Speaker 3>the same age. It's like every cartoon, movie, sitcom character

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<v Speaker 3>got stuck in quicksand, and how were they gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>out of it? Were they gonna die? And so at

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<v Speaker 3>some point they moved on that. What is replaced quicksand?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there something? Because you need the character to be

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<v Speaker 3>stuck in in something, right, there's got to be a predicament.

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<v Speaker 3>But the quick the quicksand thing. It's a great take

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<v Speaker 3>by Alf. Because you don't you don't see it. And

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<v Speaker 3>I remember reading some I remember reading some fun facts

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<v Speaker 3>about quicksand, because why not?

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<v Speaker 1>And they pointed out that despite.

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<v Speaker 3>All of those movies and all those TV shows, that

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<v Speaker 3>you can't actually drown in quicksand right that because you'll

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<v Speaker 3>only it'll because of the way the human body is.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember reading this. I forget exactly what it is

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<v Speaker 3>because I don't have it. You in front of me

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<v Speaker 3>and all that stuff, but you won't actually sink all

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<v Speaker 3>the way where only your hand like you know on

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<v Speaker 3>the TV show, like your eye up, your eyeballs and

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<v Speaker 3>all that stuff. It's that's not actually not true at

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<v Speaker 3>least what I read on the internet. Maybe when I

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<v Speaker 3>read on the internet was wrong, but I remember reading that.

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<v Speaker 1>On the internet.

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<v Speaker 3>And so, yeah, like the Scooby Doo Gang, somebody would

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<v Speaker 3>get stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>In quicksand yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The bad guy and then they pulled the mask off.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it wasn't for you meddling kids, I would have

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<v Speaker 3>gotten away with it. Quang writes in from Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam,

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<v Speaker 3>and he says this every week. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>he's actually in Vietnam, probably not, but he.

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<v Speaker 1>Likes to say that.

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<v Speaker 3>He says Big Ben and Danny's Radio butterflying is a

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<v Speaker 3>way to prepare meat, fish or poultry by cooking or

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<v Speaker 3>cutting it almost in two, but leaving the two parts connected.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I love my steak.

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<v Speaker 3>Butterfly cut me and Rob Parker team butterfly a couple of.

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<v Speaker 4>Butterfly butterflied and burned.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the way to eat meat, properly wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to eat some kind of weird vermin

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<v Speaker 3>or not vermin, but like yeah, worms or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you cook the worms out of yours for sure, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, Quang says. Spatchcalking. That's what he says.

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<v Speaker 3>Excoo is a specific method of butterflying poultry that involves

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<v Speaker 3>removing the backbone.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's you ever heard of that? Never ohing on?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? He's not making this up, It says.

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<v Speaker 3>Right here, there's a Martha Stewart on her website learn

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<v Speaker 3>how to make.

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<v Speaker 1>Spatch cock chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got Martha's got a step by step guide on

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<v Speaker 3>how dispatchcock.

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<v Speaker 4>She definitely learned that dish while she was in prison.

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<v Speaker 4>She can do it with both hands anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, he says, a big man, We know how much

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<v Speaker 3>you enjoyed the metal cock, but do you like spatch cocking?

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<v Speaker 4>That's a quay, Oh thank you for that. I haven't

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<v Speaker 4>got to use the metal cock drop in a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>I was attracted to the giant metal cock on behalf

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<v Speaker 3>of Dick and Dayton.

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<v Speaker 1>Quay says, well, remember years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>The game cocks and the famous hat go cocks from

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<v Speaker 3>South Carolina, which I think I had a listener give

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<v Speaker 3>me the gocock's hat. I believe my wife has actually

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<v Speaker 3>stolen that hat. I don't know where it is right now,

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<v Speaker 3>but yeah, I dispatch cock. You see that at like

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<v Speaker 3>high end restaurants, Danny, the big time restaurants love dispatchcock.

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<v Speaker 3>They do because it's whether you take the full chicken

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<v Speaker 3>you chop it, and it's it's massive. I've seen that

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<v Speaker 3>at high end restaurant. I didn't know what that was,

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<v Speaker 3>but now I know all because of Quaang.

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<v Speaker 1>So sure, if it's if you can, please don't ever

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<v Speaker 1>say that word again.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I will not say I will not say spatch

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<v Speaker 3>cocking again. You want to say it, Danny said, say

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<v Speaker 3>it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to say it, say it all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Ryan writes in from Shrewsbury in the Commonwealth. He says, hey, boys, Ben,

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<v Speaker 3>two weeks ago you had an ask Ben's segment on

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<v Speaker 3>X but I don't think you ever saw my tweets,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'll ask it here since you might be headed

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<v Speaker 3>to Boston for the TV show hopefully. My bachelor party

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<v Speaker 3>for my wedd is August twenty ninth, which is a

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<v Speaker 3>Friday and part of a.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday, the thirtieth.

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<v Speaker 3>If you are in town for the show around, then

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to buy you a ticket to the

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<v Speaker 3>socks Pirates game at fin Way Pack for my bachelor party.

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<v Speaker 3>Ryan says, beers will be on me as well.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? That's pretty nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, Danny g I can listen to Cavino and Rich

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<v Speaker 3>from five to seven in Beautiful Shrewsbury, Mass show us

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<v Speaker 3>the Love Man, So he would like, we don't do

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<v Speaker 3>shout outs, but if you want to do a shout

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<v Speaker 3>out Danny Shrewsbury, Mass for Ryan c Shrewsbury. He says,

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<v Speaker 3>much love for the both of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I do have a mild update.

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<v Speaker 3>I did hear from the people at end bees See

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<v Speaker 3>as they continue to decide whether or not to bring

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<v Speaker 3>back season three of Benny Versus the Penny.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard about this. They loved my Hoarder versus the

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<v Speaker 4>Quarter idea A.

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<v Speaker 3>Great idea we're trying to come up with, like what

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<v Speaker 3>what does the hoarder look like? You know, it looks

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<v Speaker 3>like Tom Looney anyway, So I'm waiting. There are some

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<v Speaker 3>meetings that are going to take place, so fingers crossed,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, whatever kind of good mojo you got, because

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<v Speaker 3>a number of you have said, boy, we want you

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<v Speaker 3>to come back to Boston.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to do another meet and greet, and I

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<v Speaker 1>guess out in Wooster the wu Socks. That's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the events.

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<v Speaker 3>The Leprechaun and I didn't get a chance to meet

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<v Speaker 3>alf the alien ol Pliner last year when we did

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<v Speaker 3>a very brief get together outside Boba's Bakery on the

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<v Speaker 3>North End.

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<v Speaker 1>So because there was a lot of rain and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 3>So again nothing, nothing's guaranteed. They haven't made any decisions.

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<v Speaker 3>There are some meetings at the network over the next

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<v Speaker 3>probably ten to fifteen days, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We will know after that whether.

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<v Speaker 3>Or not they're going to bring back season number three

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<v Speaker 3>of the TV show. And we are optimistic, but we

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<v Speaker 3>are realistic because it's a lot of money and they

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<v Speaker 3>got to come up with the money.

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<v Speaker 1>And so there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Reggie from Detroit writes and he says, hey, Ben have

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<v Speaker 3>Coop and Lorena apologized for not inviting you to that

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<v Speaker 3>dinner in Vancouver. I'm still shocked that they did this.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the host of the show they work on. Me

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<v Speaker 3>and my wife both are upset that they disrespected you

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<v Speaker 3>that way. Well, thank you, Reggie. No, they have not,

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<v Speaker 3>which I'm also shocked by it. I was very rarely

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<v Speaker 3>my blown away by anything. I'm pretty mellow for the

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<v Speaker 3>most part. I'll snap, Reggie, you've listened to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Every once in a while, I'll genuinely get upset about

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<v Speaker 3>something like this. Is one of those times. I really

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<v Speaker 3>could not.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe that it happened. I still can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>But they you know, hey, listen, they did what they did,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's fine. And I was not raised that way.

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<v Speaker 3>So whatever it's. You know, I'll do the show. But

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<v Speaker 3>I think that that was a tough situation, Reggie.

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<v Speaker 1>Who the heck is justin Cooper.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone that doesn't invite you to a dinner on a

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<v Speaker 3>trip that he got going.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don'tant to get it anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll just say that that is a fresh wound. And

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<v Speaker 3>I've been in radio thirty years. That's right near the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the biggest a hole moves I've ever seen in radio.

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<v Speaker 4>Frank and vanc met, Yeah without Ben, That's right exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I hear these stories like, you know, Danny and Covino

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<v Speaker 3>and Rich go on the road. You guys all bond,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, go to dinners on my show. Let's not

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<v Speaker 3>advice the host of the show man, I can't believe that.

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<v Speaker 3>I still it just blows me. Anyway, Frank in Vancouver,

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<v Speaker 3>who I did meet Frank, very nice man. He says, Hey, Ben,

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<v Speaker 3>thanks for coming to Van City and thanks to Nico.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. He was on yesterday. Frank, you did

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<v Speaker 1>not know that when you sent this letter, and he.

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<v Speaker 3>Says, he says, Frank says, great meeting you and the

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<v Speaker 3>crew all super friendly folks. Puts a new perspective when

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<v Speaker 3>listening to the show. It personalizes the listening experience. Sounds weird,

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<v Speaker 3>but I think you get the drift. Yes, email continues

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<v Speaker 3>from Frank on the mail bag. He says, and I

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<v Speaker 3>hope you found the poutine experience satisfactory.

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<v Speaker 1>At a minimum. I did. I loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>Every place I went was great, no complaints at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything was first class, even the Costco thing. As I

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<v Speaker 3>talked to Eddie about I'm still amazed that right across

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<v Speaker 3>the street, Danny, from the Canucks Arena and the stadium

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<v Speaker 3>where the CFL team plays, they have a Costco food.

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<v Speaker 1>Court and Nico.

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<v Speaker 3>I mentioned this with Nico yesterday, but the guys would

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<v Speaker 3>go there and load up for tailgating with cheap Costco food.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing. That is awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>It is really just awesome. Anyway, says I forgot to mention.

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<v Speaker 3>We got some places that serve great baba ganooche in

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<v Speaker 3>the city. Well, next time I'm in Vancouver, I'll have

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<v Speaker 3>to go for the egg plant baba ganoush.

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<v Speaker 1>He says. Keep up the great entertainment, and you and

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<v Speaker 1>Danny and I will relay. I relayed.

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<v Speaker 3>Frank says, I related to my wife not to be

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<v Speaker 3>hard on you for being the last voice I hear

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<v Speaker 3>every night, as opposed to hers. I drift into unconsciousness

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<v Speaker 3>every night. Thank you that is from Frank. Well, thanks

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<v Speaker 3>Frank for following up. Was very kind of you to

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<v Speaker 3>do that. Nice to meet you. Glad we got to

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<v Speaker 3>hang out and now we're friends, Frank, because if you're

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<v Speaker 3>at the Mala meet and greet, we bonded. There was

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<v Speaker 3>tons of food. Nico put out all my favorite foods

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<v Speaker 3>out there, the chicken sandwiches, the poutine and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It was awesome. So we're pals and I'd love to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to Vancouver.

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<v Speaker 3>It was beautiful, just a majestic city, great skyline, great parks.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really cool.

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<v Speaker 4>And he basically said, you're like a melowtonin Gummy you

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<v Speaker 4>put people to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Well there's that, and also Danny, I've heard this a

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<v Speaker 3>lot from like, sometimes dudes will drag their wives, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>and some of the women are pretty cool and they

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<v Speaker 3>kind of get the show. A lot of them do

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<v Speaker 3>not get the show, and they're like, you know, I

0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:06.040
<v Speaker 3>don't understand why it's late at night and my husband

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<v Speaker 3>has to listen, and then all of a sudden you'll

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<v Speaker 3>start screaming about Lebron James.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, guilty as charge.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want to It's a talk show, and

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes things.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they think at that time, at those hours,

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<v Speaker 4>you should be doing like quiet storm radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just not I'm not wired.

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<v Speaker 3>I like the juicy flavorful uh. Sports takes is what

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<v Speaker 3>I what I enjoy. I did also hear from several

0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:46.400
<v Speaker 3>fans of the show, several fans of the show who

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<v Speaker 3>were like, you know, I started listening to you and

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<v Speaker 3>I loved sports, but now I don't like sports as much,

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<v Speaker 3>but I still listen.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, Danny, It's like they don't

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<v Speaker 1>really care about my sports takes.

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<v Speaker 3>Should I be offended by that or should I be

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<v Speaker 3>flattered by that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you should be flattered because that just means

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<v Speaker 4>you're doing great talk radio or you know, not just

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<v Speaker 4>sports talk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just yeah, it's just background.

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<v Speaker 3>Conspiracy Carl writes in and we haven't heard from him.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he goes back to the gascon era of

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<v Speaker 3>the Fifth Hour. Pody, it's been a minute, because curiousy Carl.

0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:24.520
<v Speaker 3>He always loves when we have the vegan on because

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<v Speaker 3>the vegans all about that action boss. Anyway, Conspiracy Carl,

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<v Speaker 3>who lives in Palm Springs, he says, I'm back.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he must have finished watching the TMC YouTube show

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<v Speaker 4>about the Fifth Plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he says he wanted to get our reaction to

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<v Speaker 3>the declassified CIA files that claim a government program found

0:20:48.480 --> 0:20:52.879
<v Speaker 3>alien life on the dark side of the Moon. Conspiracy

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<v Speaker 3>Carl says this happened more than twenty five years ago,

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<v Speaker 3>and that there's supposedly a secret complex of towers and

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<v Speaker 3>buildings on the Moon's surface where the aliens worked, and

0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:07.960
<v Speaker 3>he brought this up because we had mentioned this in

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<v Speaker 3>a previous episode. This goes back several weeks the remote

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<v Speaker 3>viewing that we talked about on this show, and conspiracy

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<v Speaker 3>Carl says, it's all it's all related, it's all right there,

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<v Speaker 3>and that these psychic spies found it, and it goes

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<v Speaker 3>back to like the nineties, and yeah, I'm all for it. Listen,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, Carl, Conspiracy Carl. I believe that there are

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<v Speaker 3>other species that live at the bottom of the ocean,

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<v Speaker 3>the bottom of the sea. Not mermaids or merman uh,

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<v Speaker 3>but actual different species that we don't even know about.

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<v Speaker 1>Well some of us know about it, So I buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything's possible.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I believe the kid, that kid in Vegas that

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<v Speaker 4>saw the nine ten foot aliens with big eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Big guys that're looking at us. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, when I go to Vegas, Danny, and you too,

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<v Speaker 3>if you try, I know, you fly, I guess. But

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<v Speaker 3>when I drive, I stop in Baker at alien beef Jerky,

0:22:05.760 --> 0:22:08.160
<v Speaker 3>and I see them right there. They have their own

0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:11.159
<v Speaker 3>little hotel which is disguised as a hotel, but it's

0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:12.720
<v Speaker 3>actually a space shit.

0:22:12.800 --> 0:22:15.440
<v Speaker 1>It's not a space ship, but it's a station. First station.

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<v Speaker 4>You wouldn't say the space shit in that area because

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<v Speaker 4>isn't there also a hotel right there that's boarded up?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, there was, but they built behind alien beef Jerky.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, all right, so they bulldozed that condemned old

0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:30.640
<v Speaker 4>hotel that used to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, Yeah, well I don't know if they did or not.

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<v Speaker 3>Bun Boy still there? Is that what it's called pun Boy?

0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:38.840
<v Speaker 3>Remember thes that closed years ago? I think that was

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<v Speaker 3>called bunboyn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not sure, but it's like, it looks very

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<v Speaker 4>like fifties and nineteen sixties where it must have been

0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:48.359
<v Speaker 4>booming right there, and then it got old and then

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<v Speaker 4>they never updated it and then it just got condemned.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you're not in California and you have no

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<v Speaker 3>idea what we're talking about, it's one of the stops

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<v Speaker 3>on the way to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>Between LA and Vegas, you go through.

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<v Speaker 3>Ville, Apple Valley, Barstow, Baker prim and then finally you

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<v Speaker 3>get into Nevada, and yeah, Prims, Nevada, and then you

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<v Speaker 3>get to Vegas, which is about an hour outside of

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<v Speaker 3>the state line.

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<v Speaker 1>And all these little towns on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Way to Vegas, and what about they have a date

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<v Speaker 3>I've never had a date shake. Have you ever had

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<v Speaker 3>a date shake? Never, there's a date shake place on

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<v Speaker 3>the way to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never doesn't sound no, it does not sound good.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like you'd need another stop a half hour

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<v Speaker 4>later for the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the truck stops must do very well out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Anne writes in from Murphysboro, Tennessee.

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<v Speaker 3>She says, hey, band and Danny g I enjoy your

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<v Speaker 3>podcast as well as your nightly show.

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<v Speaker 1>Ben.

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<v Speaker 3>Although I am fairly certain you don't follow college softball,

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<v Speaker 3>I think these young women deserve a shoutout.

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<v Speaker 1>You often talk.

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<v Speaker 3>About the major league players, their need for time off

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<v Speaker 3>between games, complaints about travel, and the diva like behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>Pussy Willows. I love that, Mary Anne put he She

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<v Speaker 3>wrote here, Pussy Willows.

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<v Speaker 5>Remember one that was a Clay Travis That was Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>that was most definitely a Clay travisism he used, He

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<v Speaker 5>used pussy Willow and Dick Cheney.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, wasn't the the pussy Willow. Thing is I

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<v Speaker 1>remember what.

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<v Speaker 4>You're crying, you pussy Willow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, didn't he originally just say pussy?

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<v Speaker 4>And then yeah he did, he got he got uh,

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<v Speaker 4>he got it speaking to on that and then also

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<v Speaker 4>he said dick and uh I told him, Clay, you

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<v Speaker 4>can't just say dick like that. So he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>fun I'll say Dick Cheney then and that's how that start.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I remember the memo got sent out, like you

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<v Speaker 3>can't say pussy, but for some reason the flower pussy Willow,

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<v Speaker 3>you're allowed say.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure that'll solve it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Marianne writes contigures right, and she says these softball

0:25:00.960 --> 0:25:04.840
<v Speaker 3>players are just the opposite of those overpaid diva players.

0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:08.720
<v Speaker 3>They are enthusiastic, love playing the game, all while attending college.

0:25:08.760 --> 0:25:11.880
<v Speaker 3>The pitchers are incredible, often throwing over one hundred pitches

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<v Speaker 3>and pitch again the very next day, just like the

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<v Speaker 3>big leaguers.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, their season is over now, but felt these young

0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:22.680
<v Speaker 3>women deserve a shout out and for you to put

0:25:22.720 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 3>them on the radar. Well, Marianne, as you know, we

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<v Speaker 3>don't do shout outs. You'd have to contact cameo. On

0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:31.720
<v Speaker 3>the cameo, I might do a shout out anyway, she says,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm eighty three years old. I'm a mother, grandmother, and

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<v Speaker 3>great grandmother. God bless you. Who is a fan of

0:25:37.280 --> 0:25:40.840
<v Speaker 3>sports all together? At that point, you've checked like every

0:25:40.880 --> 0:25:45.800
<v Speaker 3>box right when your mother, grandmother, great grandmother, and then

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<v Speaker 3>after that's great great grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's the next one down the line.

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<v Speaker 3>She says, I was never very athletic, hence I am

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<v Speaker 3>a fan of your show and your rants.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a shot shot to me?

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<v Speaker 4>That feels like he has seen the footage of your

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<v Speaker 4>first pitch you threw out in Bakersfield.

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<v Speaker 1>Marianne, that is a backhanded shot. How dare you?

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<v Speaker 3>It's one thing when I'm taking shots from mister nice

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<v Speaker 3>guy or some of these other jabbronis that call the show?

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<v Speaker 3>But Mary, sweet little grandma from Murphysboro, Tennessee.

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<v Speaker 4>Nobody throws a lollipop like mister Maller. He could be

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<v Speaker 4>the third Necro brother, remember that, Jeez.

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<v Speaker 3>Racist, I used to like your show, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>can't believe you would say that on the air. Oh

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:42.720
<v Speaker 3>my god, I'm so offended, you said Crow on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, that was Eden Spokane.

0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:48.960
<v Speaker 3>I think that got me to say that that schmuck. Anyway,

0:26:49.160 --> 0:26:52.240
<v Speaker 3>that line what a famous line by Marianne. She says,

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<v Speaker 3>I was never very athletic, hence I'm a fan of

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<v Speaker 3>your show.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's next?

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<v Speaker 3>Stevens oh Cayl writes in says, hey, Ben and Danny

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<v Speaker 3>enjoyed the pod quick yay or Nate?

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<v Speaker 1>Question?

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<v Speaker 3>And then Steve says A restaurant and Florida sued a

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<v Speaker 3>diner recently who left abusive and disrespectful reviews on yelp.

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<v Speaker 1>Yay or nay?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know much about it. I don't if you

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<v Speaker 3>saw this, Danny. I'm just reading the headline here. I

0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:28.679
<v Speaker 3>don't know much about it. If there's more to it,

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<v Speaker 3>but based on just the headline, I'm gonna go, Nay,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>You know you're bringing more attention to it unless there's

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<v Speaker 3>more to the story than I know, which is probably

0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 3>absolutely the case, like you're bringing more oxygen?

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<v Speaker 1>What exactly happened? All right?

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:53.000
<v Speaker 3>So Dateline Florida or Tampa, Florida restaurant sues diner who

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<v Speaker 3>left a negative review on Yelp. They apparently didn't like

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<v Speaker 3>it when she called their meat quality subpar and air

0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:01.439
<v Speaker 3>ribs dry.

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<v Speaker 1>Really the restaurant, I don't think the name of it.

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<v Speaker 3>They specialize in innovative, inspired, seasonal new Asian food. They

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<v Speaker 3>follow a lawsuit against the woman after she left a

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<v Speaker 3>one star review following her visit.

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<v Speaker 1>This goes back to December of.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty twenty three, and the woman went in there with

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<v Speaker 3>some friends. They had tiger shrimp, lamb chops, spare ribs, eggplant,

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<v Speaker 3>and mushroom chocolate cake during the visit.

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<v Speaker 4>And this is like the one star reviews you and

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 4>Gascon used to get when you had politicians on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Except pretty much every week, it says, who is a blogger?

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 1>I guess this woman? Okay, so now, so this woman

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<v Speaker 1>is like a food blogger. Oh okay, now it makes sense.

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>He's got a little she's got a following. She's got a.

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<v Speaker 3>Following on Yelp and Google and trip Advisor and all

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<v Speaker 3>that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>She wrote a seven hundred and ninety five word review.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got a little too much free. I'm on her hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, seven hundred and ninety five words for

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<v Speaker 3>a for a Asian restaurant. In Tampa, a New Asian innovative.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, all right, now, I kind of now

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:15.960
<v Speaker 3>that I've read the details, Danny, I.

0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Support the restaurant. See the details matter. Uh see, there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. All right, thank you, Steve. I appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 4>Unless they wronged her in some way or stole some

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 4>money from her or something like that. Come on, chick,

0:29:29.520 --> 0:29:30.040
<v Speaker 4>get a life.

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's a little much, you know, couple lines.

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<v Speaker 3>No one's reading all that anyway, right, who's reading a

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<v Speaker 3>seven hundred and ninety five.

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<v Speaker 4>Word I mean, you would hope not. I remember my

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:42.720
<v Speaker 4>cousin up in the Bay Area. He dated a girl

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<v Speaker 4>and she would write these really really long reviews no

0:29:45.640 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 4>matter where they ate at.

0:29:47.360 --> 0:29:49.760
<v Speaker 1>And I told him, I'm like, how can you live

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<v Speaker 1>with her?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure she writes you a weekly review on

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<v Speaker 4>how you've treated her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's imagine her diary with that. Lord, Oh my god,

0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 1>what a nightmare. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he's like, you're right, I got a one star

0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 4>last week.

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 3>It's like that that meme and I'm not reading all that,

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:14.480
<v Speaker 3>you know, sorry it happened, or yeah, like try.

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:16.600
<v Speaker 4>To get to even if you're gonna be a reviewer

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:19.720
<v Speaker 4>or a wanna be food reviewer, all right, but tell

0:30:19.800 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 4>us in two paragraphs, how about that?

0:30:22.240 --> 0:30:25.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's food was good, you should eat this, or

0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:26.640
<v Speaker 3>food was bad?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pros and cons. That's it.

0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 4>One paragraph for pros, one paragraph for cons.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and and just a couple of lines and then

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<v Speaker 3>that's accepted and we're good and we move on. And

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 3>that's how that works, all right. A couple more quick ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin in Boston or the Boston area, He says, Since

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<v Speaker 3>I saw the video this week from southern California, I

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<v Speaker 3>thought of YouTube, gents, and he's talking about that mountain

0:30:53.240 --> 0:30:56.000
<v Speaker 3>lion video from I think that's near Santa Barbara.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen that, Danny the viral? Yeah, that's awesome.

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:01.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, he says, have you guys ever run into

0:31:01.680 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 3>a mountain lion? No, I would probably be eaten. That

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:07.800
<v Speaker 3>mountain lion was pern like you know what, dude, That

0:31:07.840 --> 0:31:10.320
<v Speaker 3>mountain lion was ready to enjoy a nice meal.

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 4>Where we live in the hills on the border of

0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 4>La and Ventura County, we saw a baby mountain lion

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 4>on our trail back behind where we live, and I

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:22.200
<v Speaker 4>told Brenda, you better start walking fast because there's a

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:23.880
<v Speaker 4>mama somewhere near this baby.

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:27.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're not gonna be able to outrun a mountain lion.

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<v Speaker 3>Those things are you talk about being ripped stacked? Holy crap, man,

0:31:32.600 --> 0:31:34.720
<v Speaker 3>it's crazy to think about all the stuff that's in

0:31:34.760 --> 0:31:37.840
<v Speaker 3>the hills around where we live, all the critters and.

0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:40.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and now with that wildlife crossing where I live,

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 4>there's going to be at least three more.

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, the good news is you don't have to worry

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:50.680
<v Speaker 3>about being damaged by the animals because they'll just cross

0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 3>the street right then, they'll just or the bridge there

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 3>over the freeway, and so they won't bother human beings

0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 3>because they totally know that's for them.

0:31:57.680 --> 0:31:58.520
<v Speaker 1>The bridge is for them.

0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:01.000
<v Speaker 3>And it'd be nice they have the little lake on there,

0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 3>don't they have, like the lake and all that on top.

0:32:03.160 --> 0:32:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Of the bridge.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, there's a porta potty for them. Party out standing,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, we'll get out on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be back tonight in the Magic Radio box, yapping.

0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Away about the NBA Finals and the Stanley Cup Finals

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 3>and our favorite June stories about Aaron Rodgers and all

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:23.880
<v Speaker 3>the other nonsense, and then Danny and normal week for you, Yes,

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:25.840
<v Speaker 3>you and Covino and Rich what do we have to

0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:26.360
<v Speaker 3>look forward?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yes, sir, a normal fun week Monday through Friday.

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna be doing our thing two to four pm on

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:34.480
<v Speaker 4>the West Side on FSR, and that is five to

0:32:34.520 --> 0:32:38.000
<v Speaker 4>seven pm. And beautiful Shrewsbury, Massachusetts.

0:32:38.360 --> 0:32:42.400
<v Speaker 1>That's right, home of a man who's about to get married. Ryan.

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<v Speaker 3>Just another couple months and then that's it. It's turnout,

0:32:47.200 --> 0:32:48.880
<v Speaker 3>the last the parties over.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, it'll be great. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll talk to you tonight on the radio. Thanks for

0:32:53.600 --> 0:32:55.240
<v Speaker 3>listening to podcast. And again, if you want to send

0:32:55.240 --> 0:32:58.000
<v Speaker 3>a mail bag question in for next week Real Fifth

0:32:58.000 --> 0:33:01.360
<v Speaker 3>Hour at gmail dot com, we'll talk to you next time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, all right. Enjoy the NBA Finals, appreciate it.

0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'm enjoying it, but I will

0:33:07.360 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 1>be watching it. So what's wrong with your clippers? Later,

0:33:12.040 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>skater got a murder. I gotta go.