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Speaker 1: It's another jubil on the twenties. I'm moving five. Hello, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Alicia. Hi. This is Alicia. How

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Speaker 1: are you birthday girl? Thanks? Yeah, I heard it was

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Speaker 1: your birthday. My name's Daff. No, no, Daff? Do you

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Speaker 1: f F? Do you? Oh? Duff? Hi? Yeah? Do I know?

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Well? Yeah, you don't know

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Speaker 1: me yet, but your boyfriend does and he wanted me

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Speaker 1: to call you and wish you a happy birthday. So

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Speaker 1: happy birthday? Really my boyfriend told you to call me.

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Speaker 1: So it's weird. Well yeah, because I'm the gift. I'm

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Speaker 1: your gift. What you're my gift? I don't understand. Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: basically i'm your gift because i'm a personal trainer and

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend Mark hired me to train you. Um wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm just trying to like process this. So

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Speaker 1: my friend yeah called you. Yeah, who are my gift?

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Speaker 1: As a personal trainer? Yeah, I mean it's even more

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Speaker 1: than that. Like I'm a personal trainer for sure, but

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Speaker 1: I'm also a life coach and also I'm not too

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Speaker 1: hard on the eyes, So you got a lot of

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Speaker 1: bonuses to look forward to, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I don't like. What I'm saying is I'm the full package,

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Speaker 1: and say your boyfriend sort of hired the full package

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Speaker 1: to take care of you, because like he was telling

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Speaker 1: me that you went a little crazy with the holiday

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Speaker 1: cookies over the break and wanted me to like, oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: What did you just say? Well, like sort of like

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Speaker 1: the way you're going crazy right now, Like I could

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Speaker 1: imagine what you do. If you have some sugary treats

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Speaker 1: in front of you, you'd probably got like ham on

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Speaker 1: the wall, speaking of probably eat ham too. I cannot

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Speaker 1: like you're being super offensive right now to me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't know me. I might not know you, but

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Speaker 1: I know a thing or two about life and like

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Speaker 1: how to crush it, so she'd probably just listen. I

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Speaker 1: want to crush you right now, all right? Yeah I know. Um,

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Speaker 1: but the thing is you have a boyfriend. And it's

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Speaker 1: obvious because it always happens whenever I talked to a chick,

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Speaker 1: she wants to crush me. But I don't want you

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Speaker 1: to che on your boyfriend. I just want to like help.

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Speaker 1: You don't know, are you even listening? To yourself right now.

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Speaker 1: You sound just like so vacant. I'm sorry, Well, no

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not vacant at all. What I'm saying, well,

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Speaker 1: I think so like it means when you have like

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Speaker 1: rooms for rent. But that's weird, Like I don't get up. Gosh, stop,

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Speaker 1: you are so jomb that you don't even know what

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Speaker 1: it means. Well, I just telled you what it means,

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Speaker 1: and like it sounds like you're super offended. I am

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Speaker 1: a super super offended you. This is insulting, and I

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Speaker 1: think you're a well, like I'm more than a bit

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Speaker 1: of one because I do hell a squads, so I

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Speaker 1: have quite like a big one. So that's fine that

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Speaker 1: you think that. But no, I don't want to hear

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Speaker 1: about your squats and picture in my mind. Yeah, like,

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Speaker 1: well what you're picturing now, increase it by like at

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Speaker 1: least four times and it's probably pretty close. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: also very town, because I just spray town like yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Stop over yourself. I am so glad you were not

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Speaker 1: in front of me in person, because I don't even

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Speaker 1: want to be talking to you right now. Listen, I

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Speaker 1: would destroy you if you were in yeah, right now

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Speaker 1: Okay again, you're hitting on me one more time, and

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Speaker 1: know you'm the opposite of a hidden Okay, but you

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Speaker 1: were talking about crushing me and then destroying me and

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Speaker 1: like a very negative thing. Okay, fine, fine, Like I

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Speaker 1: will do it, but we cannot tell your boyfriend that

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Speaker 1: is disgusting. I would never be with you in a

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Speaker 1: million years. Yeah, but what if I told you it

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Speaker 1: was a prank phone call, You'd be like with me, No,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't. Yeah, if I was prank phone call you,

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Speaker 1: you'd totally do it. If it was a prank phone call, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a prank phone call, you'd totally be turned on.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I could tell I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. Right now, you sound really stupid. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is true, very stupid, because this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a stupid

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. You and your boyfriend Mark set

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Speaker 1: you up a phone cap. Yes, a prink. Oh my god, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Oh my god, Oh my god. Your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend told me that he was joking with you the

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Speaker 1: other day about gaining weight over the holidays. He wanted

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Speaker 1: to mess with you. Oh my gosh. Thank God, I

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Speaker 1: was so angry. You say angry, I say turned on.

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Speaker 1: I could totally tell, like, Oh, did I hit your

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Speaker 1: hot button so hard? I hit your hot button? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you were so gross. Wake up every morning with Jubal

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties point five y