WEBVTT - 03/31/22 DPS Hour 2 Charles Barkley 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.520 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:07.080 Sports Radio Hour two on this Thursday, Dan and the 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:10.840 DNS Dan Patrick Show. Four weeks away from the NFL Draft, 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:13.640 seven days away from the start of the Masters, two 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:17.800 days away from the Final four, and there's still NFL news. 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.919 It just keeps coming. In the last thirty days, less 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:24.040 than thirty days. We have seen a lot of movement 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:27.040 here and yesterday last night, we saw the Tampa Bay 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:31.360 Buccaneers say sort of goodbye to Bruce Arians. He moves 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:34.839 into the front office and Todd Bowles is promoted from 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:38.400 defensive coordinator the head coach eight seven seven three d 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:41.600 P Show email address DP dan Patrick dot com, Twitter 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:44.959 handle at dps show. Our poll question has to do 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:47.680 with the buccaneer Seaton. Give us the question and the 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.920 results so far from the first hour light, did Bruce 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:52.160 Arians stepped down as the head coach of the Buccaneers 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:55.960 right now? Sixty five percent saying Tom Brady, Yeah, I 0:00:56.080 --> 0:01:00.400 understand it. I'm trying to figure out what happened behind 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.520 the scenes a little bit more. And did Tom sort 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:08.120 of sour on Bruce being involved, not being involved enough, 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:12.080 or maybe there's nothing to it, Maybe Bruce Arians decided 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:15.679 that now was the time. I don't know why now 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.720 would be the time. Hopefully it's not health reasons, but 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:22.760 it feels like Tom probably in my mind my opinion, 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:28.839 Tom said to ownership, I'll come back if and left 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:32.120 it at that, and then gave out what he wanted 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.800 his requirements if he was going to come back. But 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.840 if you're Bruce Arians, one more Super Bowl secures a 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:43.800 Hall of Fame career, right probably, so you'll hold on 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:48.520 for another twelve months. That's it. That's all you gotta do. 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:52.320 Tom Brady's coming back at least one more year. I'm 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.520 all in because Bruce was all in on Kyle Trask 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.400 and Blaine Gabbert. Why wouldn't you be all in on 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:02.160 Tom Brady coming back? Yeah, Seaton. So is Bruce Arians 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.680 not already a Hall of Famer? I don't know, but 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.840 I don't know if it matters to him. He's got 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:12.959 He doesn't have a head coaching resume, I mean, not 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:17.160 an extended one. He does have the Super Bowl, great 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:20.160 offensive mind, worked with some of the great quarterbacks in 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:24.600 recent NFL history. He was Coach of the Year twice, 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:31.079 But I would think his resume is well, I'll leave 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:34.120 it up to the voters. You know, maybe you'll get 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.880 into the Buccaneers Ring of Honor, but I don't. I don't. 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.400 I don't think it's a Hall of Fame career. Yeah, Paulli, 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:41.720 he has two rings as an assistant coach. You don't 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.359 get much credit for that, but he does. Yeah. Well, 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:46.760 nobody brings up Belichick's ring that he got with the 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:51.040 Giants as their defensive coordinator. I do you think Belichick 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.040 keeps that with the rest of his Super Bowl rings? 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.720 And it's probably in a junk drawer. You know. It's 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:59.560 like Tom, where are your rings? They're around here or somewhere. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.480 You know. You go into there's a scissors, a stapler 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:07.760 and there's a Super Bowl. Uh you know that one? Uh? 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.720 I think we beat Carolina, don't. I'm not going sure. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.600 I remember going to Joe Carter's house in Kansas City. 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:18.600 Joe Carter hit the home run off Mitch Williams as 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:21.040 Toronto beat the Phillies in the World Series. So it 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:24.440 was a walk off World Series Homer, and I was 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:26.760 going to do a story go interview Joe Carter. So 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.600 I go to his house and I said, so, where's 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.320 the ball. I'm thinking it's gonna be on a mantle, 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:35.280 it's gonna be behind some glass case. There's gonna be 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:38.520 security lights on it and be like the Louve. And 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.920 he goes, it's in the in the drawer. We're in 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:44.320 the kitchen, so it was right off the stove, and 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.400 I said, yeah, right. He goes, No, it's it's right there. 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.160 I go up there, open up the drawer. There's the 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:54.080 damn baseball. And I said, wait, I said, Joe, what 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.360 are you doing? He goes, I gave it to my wife. 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:58.640 So she keeps sitting in the kitchen. She had it. 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:02.880 She had it in the kitchen drawer. Nobody's looking in there, like, 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:06.280 where is that baseball? It can't be in a kitchen 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:10.560 drawer there with the silverware. Yeah, Pa. Do you think 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.920 a guy like Michael Phelps, who has so many awards, 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.800 obviously the gold medals, does he have some big shrine 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.200 to himself in an office or some type of ruinor's 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.440 house or is that like so pretentious? It's hard to 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:24.000 do because I could see Michael Phelps taking getting one 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:26.760 of those safes and hiding it somewhere, and he's probably 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.120 got twenty gold medals. Plus, yeah, I would. I can't 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.320 imagine Michael Phelps being that shrine to myself, room guy, 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:36.680 But do you do it for the other people who 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:39.560 want to see it? Because Michael Phelps doesn't need to 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:43.120 be reminded that he's Michael Phelps. But if people come over, 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:46.240 the first thing they're going to say is where are 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:50.440 your gold medals? And I would I would think that 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.960 you would want to have them at least on display 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.680 or be able to display them so people could enjoy it. Yeah. Pause, 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:59.680 remember Barry Switz or the Cowboys and Oklahoma coach very successful. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.320 I got to go to a shindig years ago at 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.640 his house and he had one of those shrine offices, 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:08.760 and it was clearly for other people to enjoy, Like 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.320 he had rings and footballs and awards and all this stuff. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.679 It was like a shrine to Barry Switzer and everyone's 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.960 all these like people were like walk around going, oh, 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:17.800 look at this, look at this, look at this, And 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:19.720 it was probably second nature to him, but he had 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.800 one of those. Yeah, I don't know if if you'd 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:27.479 do it, Like if I had enough Sports Emmys, then 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.800 I would do it. But we have a couple of them, 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.240 but they're all over the man cave here. I don't 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:34.800 know what Bob costas. Bob probably had to build a 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:38.120 wing to his home for because he has like twenty 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:41.160 eight of those Sports Emmys, but I think he's got 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:45.000 them displayed. Yeah, seton, I would probably display all twenty 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.159 eight of those. Yeah, I gotta admit that's pretty cool. 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.760 If you remember the Bill Belichick he had the boat 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:53.440 named eight rings. Yeah, and two of those are with 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:57.080 the Giants, so maybe he does. Maybe he's pretty cool 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:02.560 with those. Well, if you're owning rings, he's got how many? 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:07.000 And Tom's got how many? So does anybody have more 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.560 rings than Bill Belichick any history? Not if you include 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.920 him being an assistant coach. I don't believe. By the way, 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:18.080 this program brought you by Peacock. Peacock original drama bell 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:23.799 Air from executive producer Will Smith and Westbrook Studios. Stream 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.800 every episode, including the season finale. Now go to Peacock 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:30.000 tv dot com sign up. Now there's our hook. Todd 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.400 reach out to Will Smith. Perfect, Hey, we want to 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.159 promote bel Air. Oh so he just happens to have 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:38.280 a new show coming out and all this happens. You're right, 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.400 funny timing. Yeah, as the kid said, I heard it slaps. 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:48.160 What's a actual fen appropriated to say that all the time? Oh, 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:53.640 rack slaps, But let the kids say it, not you, 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:56.560 or it sounds kind of corny and like a well 0:06:56.680 --> 0:07:04.120 mannish coming from there. This laps slaps. No, no, no, no, 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:07.000 not really. I did just write I have a sports 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:08.640 enter tiose for at some point if you want it 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:16.080 later see yes, yeah, segue into you slaps as a 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.040 slang verb to be excellent or amazing. This song slaps. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.040 So Fritzie did use it in proper context, I know, 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:23.400 but it shouldn't be a grown man who's doing it, 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:29.000 just not saying that that's documentary slaps. No, no, it's 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.960 just it's not good. Check it out that Tony hawking 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.240 baby slaps when you know when it would be off 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:37.760 the chain and off the chibble and all that stuff. Yeah, Marv, 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:43.000 that will Sumith slaps. He does. I mean, I use 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.800 it in wrong context, but I was right. I mean 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.480 you can sort of say it, but no, and then 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.960 it not sound good coming from you. Pp I'm almost 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.160 thirty eight. Yeah, I want no part of that young stuff. Yeah, 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:56.280 you can't do that. I told my godson. Oh, don't 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:58.360 walk in the room. I'm not decent. And my wife 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:10.200 was like, how old are you? Virtual eyes? Yeah? Uh 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.160 eight seven seven three D P show email ANDRESSDP of 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:16.640 Dan Patrick Ted come Twitter handle DP show Charles Barclay 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:19.240 said to join his coming up in about ten minutes. Yes, 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:21.960 they know. The other day you were talking about words 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:24.119 that really bother you, like on the internet or something 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:27.360 like everything is hilarious. Yes you're saying, yes, you know 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.640 what really drives me nuts. All of a sudden, everyone 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:34.280 is gobsmacked. I am gobsmacked. That did like it's the 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:37.199 everybody says that on social media and I really don't 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.720 know why, but oh, why is it? People aren't just 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:44.319 surprised anymore? I'm gobsmacked. Oh is that what gob smacked means? 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:48.920 I thought that was a band? Godsmack? No, oh not 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:54.480 gob ladies and gentlemen, gob smack. Yes. Gobsmacked is to 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:58.240 be utterly astonished, astounded, in surprise, or shocked by someone. 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.760 Whenever I see these websites, and though I have a headline, 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:04.640 it would be somebody says it is a hilarious take 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:09.560 on It's always hilarious. It's not funny. Clever, unique, different, 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:12.920 it's hilarious. Oh I'm gonna click now. I don't click 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.040 on if they say it's hilarious, I don't click on 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.920 because I know it's not gonna be hilarious. By the way, 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:21.760 Chris Rock was in Boston last night, so this is 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:26.040 his first concert tour. This was scheduled stop. But he 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.000 gets on stage and he has a good opening line. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:33.080 He says, how was your weekend? Okay, funny line, but 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.120 then he says, look, I got a whole bit that 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.559 I worked out. I've been writing this, and you know 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:41.920 I want to deliver this. Okay, I gotta hear you 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:45.600 talk about Will Smith. I don't want to hear Hey, 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:49.600 I got have you ever noticed? And then you're like, Okay, 0:09:49.640 --> 0:09:53.120 I'm sure it's funny. It's Chris Rock. I'm paying whatever. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.800 I'm paying four hundred dollars to go see you. You 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:58.160 gotta give me some Will Smith a little bit. He 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:02.400 said he was processing it. Okay. I mean that sounds 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:06.600 like something that Jada Pinkett would say she's processing it, 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:10.120 not Chris Rock. Yeah. There was a writer there for 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:13.559 Vanity Fair and he wrote all about the concert and 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:16.120 he said that he touched on it briefly once and 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:19.200 then one other time real briefly later in the show, 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:21.240 but otherwise it was a straight comedy show that was 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:24.080 written months in events. No, I gotta have him say 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:26.240 something about it, and he can't. He can't give it 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:31.200 all up to a small crowd in Boston, and that 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.680 as a businessman, you gotta wait. I would hold that 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:39.680 until my special on Netflix, and you gotta give me something. 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:44.840 Come on. We always talk about comedians that they're timely, 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.560 you know, they're they're the ones that give you honest opinions. Here. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.520 You can't go, you know, I'm gonna wait until I 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:53.719 got my special here. Yeah. See, but Chris Rock is 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:57.040 sitting on a lottery ticket right now, that Will Smith 0:10:57.120 --> 0:11:00.240 lottery ticket. Yeah, heck yeah, you would save that, keep 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:03.480 it in your back pocket, sell it for twenty five million. Ends. Well, No, 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:06.720 he's already gonna get a Netflix special. He's already got that. 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:10.000 When when do you tell the joke? He may be 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:14.280 able to renegotiate the next four jokes? Yeah, at the juncture. Yeah, 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:16.880 I like how P Diddy is, you know, trying to 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:20.240 be Henry Kissinger here. He's like, no, they're they're you know, 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.920 they're they're gonna work it out. And then Chris is like, 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:25.560 I haven't heard that work out. Last time with P Diddy, 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.040 he got him, but he said, you know I didn't. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:32.840 I haven't heard from uh open to a conversation. Just 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:37.319 you cannot do it on Red Table talks with Jada 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:43.640 and uh, you know mom and then daughter. And I've 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:48.880 watched it before. I've watched it when Olivia Jade was on. 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:55.240 Do you remember the uh the girl from the college admissions, Yeah, 0:11:55.240 --> 0:12:01.160 college admissions. Oh the girl, Uh, what's name is there? 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:05.600 Harry Hamlin? Is that her dad's is that the dad? 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:09.880 Now from from full House? Aunt Becky? Oh, Aunt Becky. 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:13.320 I can't keep track of them. Yeah. Uh, but I 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.680 watched Olivia Jade. They browbeat her into you know, how 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:20.760 dare you take a scholarship and you know you were 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:24.320 never a rower And but yeah, I watched Olivia Jade 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:26.920 on there. That's the only time. But if if if 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.840 Chris Rock cannot go on there, you can't, We'll take 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:35.000 it to the red table. There's only one place we 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:41.560 could solve this, the red table. Yeah, putin Zelenski. Where table? 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.559 Where are we going to? The Red Table with Jada Pinkett. 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:52.520 Yeah smart. Oh, I was gonna say, it's like the 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:55.600 new Oprah, you know, was something, you know, real dramatic happens. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:59.520 Next up on Red Table Talk, Yeah, Will Smith, Kevin Hart, 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.160 excuse me, Chris Rock, other comedians. Can you imagine Kevin 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:05.559 Hart's going to be there too? The oh yeah, is 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:10.040 it Kevin Hart with Chris Waite? Who's going on tour? 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.240 Kevin Hart's going on tour with Chris Rock. Okay, okay, 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.640 so Chris Rock has a new tour starting and this 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:23.679 okay yeah yeah yeah, funny timing, right, yeah yeah, like 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:27.200 how people still trying to disprove that he got smacked 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:31.160 as a Prouder tape into the left, back into the left. 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.400 All I know is when I watch it again, I 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.520 just want to. I watch Will Smith when the joke 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:42.079 is delivered and then you quickly realize, oh, I'm not 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:46.040 supposed to be laughing at this. I'm going to defend 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.959 my wife's honor here and then goes up there in 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:53.520 smack him, and is it Napita Luongo. She's the actress 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:57.599 right behind him, and you know she's like going like 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:00.360 this a tennis match. I'm going back and forth like 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:05.040 what is going on here? Keep my wife's name? Are you? 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:16.200 I'm going? And then Chris like, well, how are you okay? 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:22.760 All right? Hey? Yeah? And the Academy spokes people yesterday 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:25.120 were being critiqued. They said people were critiquing them. How 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:26.960 do you let Will Smith attack a presenter and not 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.600 kick him out? They said they asked him to leave 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.720 and he refused at one juncture. I would love the 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.120 video of that. Someone walk up to Will Smith and 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:37.600 his super duper agent and publicist saying we're gonna ask 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.840 you to leave eighteen minutes before you're up for the 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:42.400 Best Actor. How much would that have been more or 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:46.480 less awkward if he was not present for it? And 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:49.200 you know, like want of Sikes had to accept on 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:53.160 his behalf oh one to Sykes not having any Will Smith. 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.880 But imagine she gets the mic happy, she gets handed 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:57.600 the mic, or Amy Schumer gets handed the mic and 0:14:57.880 --> 0:14:59.680 Will Smith is not here to accept the award at 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:04.080 this junk No, oh god, I don't know. You know, 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:08.680 it's Hollywood, And how do you say it to Will? Hey, 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:10.600 We're gonna ask you to as you walking by, Hey, 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:13.440 We're gonna ask you Lee and then that's it, because 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.520 what's will gonna say? No, no, no, right, I'm gonna 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.520 stay here. I got an award here to go get Yeapo, sir. 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:21.080 On the back of your ticket, it clearly says you 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:24.440 cannot attack presenters or host of the awards. Well, you 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:27.440 like you're gonna have to define attack. Does smacking somebody 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:30.840 mean attacking somebody? Says it right here in the fine 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:36.680 print there. Charles Barkley, I'm sure we'll have an opinion 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:41.480 on this, well, whether I ask him or not. Charles, 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.680 I'm sure we'll have an opinion on this. More phone 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:47.120 calls coming up, and we'll check in at AUGUSTA. 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The twenty twenty two Mercedes Spends Range 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:26.520 of SUVs, every member waiting to impress. Learn more at 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:31.720 mbusa dot com. Some strange NBA stats from last night. 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:34.119 By the way, do you know who leads the NBA 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:40.240 in both points and assists points? That's the tricky part 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:47.560 of this, not average points. Trey Young leads in both 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:51.879 points and assist and of course, the only player to 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:55.120 ever lead the league in points and assists was Nate 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:59.560 Archibald back in nineteen seventy two seventy three. Charles Barkley 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:04.560 Hall of Fame Turner Sports inside the NBA and NCAA analyst, 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:08.960 I'm thinking maybe you hosting the Oscars next year. We 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:11.680 don't have any problems with anybody coming on stage. What 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:16.240 do you think, Chuck? That would be a lot of pressure, brother, 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:21.240 to handle that situation. That'd be a lot of pressure. Listen. 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:26.600 I love Chris Rock, I love was Will Smith. Will 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:30.120 was one hundred percent wrong. Let's just leave it right there. 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:33.520 I don't want to pile on, but I love Chris Rock, 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:35.960 I love Will Smith. Or Will Smith was one hundred 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:41.760 percent wrong. That's it. But you've had moments where somebody 0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:44.840 says something to you when you played yeah, and I 0:18:44.960 --> 0:18:47.320 was wrong when I think I've been arrested four or 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:50.920 five times for funching people, and I was wrong. It's 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:52.960 not right to meet you wrong, Dan, I was wrong. 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:56.560 I think I think I've been arrested four or five times. 0:18:56.600 --> 0:18:59.080 I can't remember off the top of my head. And 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:02.760 I was on when I did it. It was an overreaction. 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:06.440 Part of our job is to get heckled and people 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:08.480 say stupid stuff. For you. By the time, I was 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:12.480 twenty five twenty six, and I was an idiot for overreacting. 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:17.280 Unless somebody physically come at you, you grow up. I'm 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:20.439 almost sixty years old now, and stuff you do when 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:23.560 you twenty five twenty six, when somebody heckle you, you 0:19:23.640 --> 0:19:26.600 can't do it. That goes with the job. Yeah, I 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:28.919 know it's tough because I've been courtside and I hear 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:30.840 some of the things that are said, and I don't 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:35.240 know how you You just turned the other cheek. Yeah, listen, 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:38.240 unless they get personal, you just turned another cheek. I 0:19:38.320 --> 0:19:42.040 mean you got to Yeah. I mean fans, listen. Most 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:44.359 of the fans are great. I've said this to you before. 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:48.199 Ninety percent of fans are great. Ten percent of them 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:50.920 are just jackasses who are jealous and ain't and just 0:19:51.080 --> 0:19:53.480 mad at you because you're successful. But you got to 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:57.160 turn the other cheek. Who would have thought that we're 0:19:57.240 --> 0:20:00.080 seven days out from the start of the Masters and 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:02.159 there's a chance the Tiger which is going to be 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:07.879 playing man. When I started following that, I'm not a 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:10.199 knit with I wouldn't fall in the plane everything. When 0:20:10.200 --> 0:20:15.680 I started hearing the stuff, it was exciting. I don't 0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:18.359 know if he can win, but it'd be fun they 0:20:18.440 --> 0:20:21.560 see him there. I mean, I think just making the cut. 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:23.840 I mean, if he win it, it'd be like the 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:27.600 greatest sports story ever. I mean, it'd be crazy considering 0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:30.800 where he was, But if he just makes the cut, 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:34.080 it'll be an incredible story. I think even if he 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:38.679 teas it up. Charles play one round, Yeah, I mean, 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:40.960 I think he's gonna come back and play at some point. 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:42.840 But I'm saying if he was able to make the cut, 0:20:43.000 --> 0:20:46.440 it'd be a really cool story. How many times do 0:20:46.480 --> 0:20:52.240 you played Augusta. I have never played Augusta. I've had actually, 0:20:52.400 --> 0:20:55.240 you know, it's so funny. I was invited to play 0:20:56.280 --> 0:20:58.320 one time when I was playing, but I couldn't make 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:02.040 it work because one of my friends was a pus so. 0:21:02.440 --> 0:21:05.440 One of my friends name is Neil Hartman, and he 0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:12.080 was getting married Saturday night at six o'clock and I 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:14.600 had a friend I was going to rent a private jet. 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:19.040 We were gonna fly to Augusta and play, and he 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:21.200 was too much of a coward. He's one of my 0:21:21.320 --> 0:21:23.560 best friends. He was too much of a coward as 0:21:23.600 --> 0:21:25.680 to dude, We're gonna be back like three to four 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:29.560 hours in events and we didn't get to play. And 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:32.960 then I actually got an opportunity to play next Monday, 0:21:34.560 --> 0:21:39.400 but the regular seasons ends on a Monday. I talked 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:41.440 to Lenie about it. The already told me to do it. 0:21:41.640 --> 0:21:44.360 I said, too much, So the season ends next Sunday. 0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:47.840 I was invited to play the following Monday, but the 0:21:47.960 --> 0:21:52.040 play in game starts on Tuesday, and I was like, yo, man, 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:54.480 I get off at two in the morning, I'd have 0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:58.160 to leave at six tee. It up drive two hours 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:00.840 and didn't get back and do a game and next 0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:03.000 day and I said, I'm just gonna wait until I 0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:06.320 because I want to enjoy the experience. So yeah, I 0:22:06.640 --> 0:22:08.520 was supposed to play next Monday, but I just can't 0:22:08.560 --> 0:22:11.040 make it work. It's Charles Barkley, the Hall of Famer 0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:14.520 inside the NBA analyst. Do you have an MVP boat? 0:22:15.760 --> 0:22:20.040 I do not, Do you want one? And I don't care? 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:22.320 But let me tell you something. This is gonna be 0:22:23.400 --> 0:22:26.879 You know, I had MBAD for ninety percent of the season. 0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:31.879 I think the Joker has probably taken the league. I 0:22:31.960 --> 0:22:35.439 would love to see more love, more love for Devin Booker, 0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:39.960 but man, it's gonna be really tight. I could say 0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:42.960 the first five months of the season the Mbiad had 0:22:43.000 --> 0:22:47.640 it and he's kind of slowed down. Joker has been consistent. 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:50.080 But like I said, I would love to see Devin 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:53.160 Booker gets some more love in the situation. Is James 0:22:53.240 --> 0:22:58.440 Harden hurting Joel Mbiad's MVP chances? You know, I wasn't 0:22:58.440 --> 0:23:02.119 a big fan of the trade when it happened. I 0:23:02.280 --> 0:23:05.639 think it's either gonna go down take one of the 0:23:05.840 --> 0:23:07.679 I mean, the six has got a two year window 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:11.440 to win it this year and next year, and that's it. 0:23:12.720 --> 0:23:15.840 It's gonna be really tight in the Eastern Conference because man, 0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:22.880 I actually watched Boston play Miami last night. I don't 0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:24.479