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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, thanks for watching this week's episode. We want

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Speaker 1: to promote where you can see us.

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Speaker 2: For tickets, go to Joe Gattoofficial dot com to see

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Speaker 2: all my door dates.

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Speaker 3: For Steve's go to punch Up dot Live backslash Steve

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Speaker 3: hyphen burn.

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Speaker 1: That's beat. Why all I need?

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Speaker 3: He makes it super easy to find him and now

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Speaker 3: onto the episode, wear a ticket.

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Speaker 2: I knew it as soon as I My belly is

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Speaker 2: too big and I hit the microphone and then it

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Speaker 2: just fell.

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Speaker 4: But it's all right, we're gonna We're gonna go with it. Hey, everybody,

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Speaker 4: thank you for listening to two cool moms.

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Speaker 2: I'm Joe Gatto, oh Steve, and we have a very

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Speaker 2: special guest, one of my best friends at the world,

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Speaker 2: Brogan q Quinn. Everybody, No, you did it? No great,

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Speaker 2: don't worry. Nobody watches it anyway.

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Speaker 4: Everybody listens, okay to numbers or ship.

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Speaker 1: So all it takes is one person to notice salad

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Speaker 1: in your teeth, you know what?

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Speaker 4: That would probably make everybody watch that.

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Speaker 1: I bet you.

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Speaker 4: People want to see his mug though. People going to

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Speaker 4: watch this episode.

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Speaker 1: They don't see it enough. Yeah, yeah, this is an older,

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Speaker 1: fatter version of the mug they've already seen a billion times.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that, you know, when I look at

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Speaker 2: pictures of us over the over the years, and I

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Speaker 2: feel like, you know, a bicycle pump has been putting

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Speaker 2: our ass.

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Speaker 5: That's the a little bit more, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, at a certain point, people like us should be

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Speaker 1: hearded off into the sunset. You a good kid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it'll just be depressing to see us like when we're

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Speaker 1: like in our seventies.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're started close to our seventies.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just going to see your buddy.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad you made it.

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Speaker 2: Into its too great.

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Speaker 4: We got cool and Q. This is a repeat. He's

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Speaker 4: been on the show once before, Yes, only once, only once,

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Speaker 4: maybe twice.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Now we have to get punch cards.

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Speaker 4: Because yeah, that's now you get it.

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Speaker 1: Can't be the first repeat.

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Speaker 5: Somebody's wait, Yeah, no, I think.

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Speaker 4: You're a first repeat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, people don't come back. You don't really have fun.

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Speaker 1: You fell for it.

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Speaker 5: Actually, have you been eating peppercorn? There's nothing new to.

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Speaker 1: You. Okay, Yeah, he's not very.

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Speaker 4: He's behind the eyes, a little right behind the eyes.

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Speaker 1: It's the new year.

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Speaker 4: It scares him. He doesn't know what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, I literally just I think just like

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Speaker 5: you guys know, just traveling, it just catches up to

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Speaker 5: you sometimes. Yeah, I think it's just one of those

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Speaker 5: things where I'm like, wow, I'm really like I've been

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Speaker 5: just hitting it NonStop and I got to get a

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Speaker 5: break at some point. Yeah, but thanks for bringing up

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Speaker 5: you know what either look, well I'm not slimy, slimy,

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Speaker 5: but there's still something wrong.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's more like you just see someone

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Speaker 1: that you know, when you love, and they don't look

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Speaker 1: as happy as they normally look. Yeah, and concerns me.

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Speaker 5: Well, thank you, but.

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Speaker 2: It's more than happy, right, it's yeah, it's not the

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Speaker 2: healthiest essential light in the eyes. Yeah, a dimmer Like

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Speaker 2: I feel like I should turn the dimmer up somewhere,

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Speaker 2: Like you know, you know when you hit the living

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Speaker 2: room light and it's like kind of your squitty o.

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Speaker 4: The demo went down.

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Speaker 5: We gotta turn it up.

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Speaker 4: That's what's happening in your face. Oh, we love you, Stevie.

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Speaker 4: It's so fun because you're such a bad liar too,

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Speaker 4: Like when you know something with one of your friends,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes. I go, what's up?

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Speaker 2: What's He goes, No, He's great, Like, yeah, I just

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Speaker 2: I just had a flashback of the Belly Dancer punishment

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Speaker 2: on this TV show.

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Speaker 4: We did a TV show called Two Jokers Together. He

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Speaker 4: still does it.

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Speaker 1: He's forty. I made the claim I did it, you

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Speaker 1: know the George Lucas talk show. Yeah, I did it

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Speaker 1: this last week past weekend, and I made the claim

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Speaker 1: that you are because I was talking to George Lucas.

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Speaker 1: I made the claim that Joe is in every new episode.

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Speaker 1: We just digitally erase him to get George Lucas all

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Speaker 1: excited about this show because I don't think you ever

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Speaker 1: saw it before.

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Speaker 2: So I had gotten me and Bessie gotten a huge

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Speaker 2: blowout fight. It was the Belly Dancer episode where filming

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Speaker 2: in Staten Eye, I'm driving this down, I'll geting a

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Speaker 4: She went and bought boxes.

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Speaker 2: She was going to move back to California, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, forget, this isn't working all right, I'm moving

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Speaker 2: blah blah blah. And we go and I roll up

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Speaker 2: to set and I get out the car and I'm

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Speaker 2: like I walk up and Q goes and he goes

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Speaker 2: what's the matter. And I go, I go no, I

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Speaker 2: go don there. He goes, no, not, what's wrong? And

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Speaker 2: I literally started crying and he.

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Speaker 4: Goes, oh and he pulled me.

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Speaker 2: He pulled me over there and right in front of

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Speaker 2: the party city behind behind like a brick wall. And

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Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, I think you know, Bessie's

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Speaker 2: got boxes, she's gonna leave whatever. And he looks at me,

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Speaker 2: he goes, just channel this. Everybody will think it'll hate

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Speaker 2: this punishment. And if you watch it, I look so miserable,

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Speaker 2: and which is such.

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Speaker 1: A fun thing. Yeah, I'm just belly dancing.

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Speaker 2: I looked like it's crazy and I'm just like, dance

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Speaker 2: literally dance, dance, dance.

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Speaker 1: Don't think about the pain, don't think of the pain.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. All right.

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Speaker 5: My parents left me, Yeah, they left it this money.

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Speaker 5: They said we're done with you this, We're.

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Speaker 1: Done so well, you were in your fifties.

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Speaker 5: I think I had enough time I could use it.

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Speaker 5: But dude, congratulations, So you won this to so we

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Speaker 5: were all supposed to hang in Vegas, yes, and then

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Speaker 5: you got I wouldn't say stuck, but you got.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to back it up even further sorry to

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Speaker 1: the phone call I got from Gatto, where I swore.

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Speaker 1: He said, I'm doing a charity event the Veggest. Why

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Speaker 1: didn't you come hang out? And I was like, let's

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Speaker 1: do it, And so the entire time, I don't care

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Speaker 1: that it wasn't. In fact, I'm glad it wasn't charity.

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Speaker 2: It's called the CPT. There's Celebrity Poker Tour, right, but

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Speaker 2: I think he thought that she stood for charity poker

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Speaker 2: tourn Oh.

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Speaker 4: So he went and we throw it at the Poker

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Speaker 4: Ghost Studios.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: they the moment I sat at the table and sat down.

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Speaker 4: He turned me. He goes, He goes, Also the money

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Speaker 4: goes to charity. I said, no, you could win.

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Speaker 1: He goes, Oh, but I didn't think i'd win because

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Speaker 1: I'm not a good poker player.

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Speaker 5: When's the last time you had played poker before?

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Speaker 1: Look, I flated in my life. Couldn't tell you the

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Speaker 1: last time I played. It would have been with him.

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Speaker 5: I don't know quite sometime, yeah, for sure. But then

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Speaker 5: you go and you sit down, and so the plan

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Speaker 5: is like like we're all hanged. We're gonna have come

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Speaker 5: the show I came.

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Speaker 1: Today is to hang with him, is the only reason

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Speaker 1: I was there. I was like, I haven't seen him

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Speaker 1: in a while. Let me let me fly out, will

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Speaker 1: have in Vegas. We'll do a Ghato style, will be fun.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, barely saw him because I sit down, and then

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Speaker 5: what happens.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get knocked down in an hour? I'm told, yeah,

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Speaker 1: six hours later, I'm still playing. And then because I

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Speaker 1: told them when we sat down, I told the bring

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Speaker 1: me uh tequila soda. Like they never stopped. They just

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Speaker 1: keep bringing it, and I never realized yet because I'm

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Speaker 1: concentrating on poker and having fun.

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Speaker 2: They take you there for two hours, but the table

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Speaker 2: with the drinks are behind you, so they're just swapping

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Speaker 2: the drink out.

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Speaker 1: So like you grab your drink, you take a sip,

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Speaker 1: you put it back.

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Speaker 4: So when his cup was like.

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Speaker 2: Empty bottle with bottles, so he's just drinking one.

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Speaker 1: I drank hours of doing nothing but infusing myself with

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Speaker 1: tequila sodas. And then he gets knocked out after how

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Speaker 1: long I made it to like forty five out of

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Speaker 1: one hundred people, I was like forty fifth to.

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Speaker 4: Get knocked out.

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Speaker 5: So is that like two to two and a half.

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Speaker 2: That was about two and a half hours, and she

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Speaker 2: made it a halfway point. No, no, because it went way, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: went way. There's a lot of big swings towards the end.

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Speaker 2: It was supposed to be quicker, but it started making

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Speaker 2: some big swings. The money switch switched back and forth

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Speaker 2: a lot.

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Speaker 1: I was down to one ship twice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what he just won?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Some guy online wrote somebody's got to study this comeback,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I agree. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: I did it because I was fucking hammered. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't feel bad about being drunken

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Speaker 1: because it's Vegas. You know what I mean, ringing a

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Speaker 1: ding cookie cook, you know.

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Speaker 5: What I mean?

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Speaker 1: Vegue, It all happens there.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I was, you get all the way to the end.

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Speaker 1: All the way to the end is me and me

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Speaker 1: and one of the persons.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he came in second and went into how much more.

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Speaker 1: Your twenty grands? I tipped out five thousand right there,

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Speaker 1: like that night, just walking around and then uh, and

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Speaker 1: then I donated the rest of homeless cats?

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Speaker 4: Did you really?

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Speaker 1: And then I donated some and I actually felt, let

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Speaker 1: you give you a little bit more too. Actually the uh,

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Speaker 1: I don't wanted the cats, Yeah to the to the

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Speaker 1: so nice to you. And then the government took the restment.

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Speaker 2: It was so funny because he he just said to me,

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Speaker 2: he said, well, what do you do here? I said, look,

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Speaker 2: you have fun, you play and then you just feel like,

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Speaker 2: I just go all in. If you're don'ble it doesn't,

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Speaker 2: I just go in. You know, it's you know, it

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Speaker 2: doesn't coues anything. So like he's like, all right, and

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Speaker 2: then I was like, all right, I didn't get any cards.

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Speaker 1: I sucked.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do anything with what I got. I was

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Speaker 2: able to play two hands. I lost one of them.

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Speaker 2: I todd another. And then I was like, all right,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm just gonna go all in. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to go and I looked at my watch. When I

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Speaker 2: went all in, I was like, oh my god. I

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Speaker 2: was like, how so many people still in it this

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Speaker 2: time we've been playing. And then we just kept texting

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Speaker 5: He's like he's like Chris Farley in that Japanese sketch.

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Speaker 4: I went to play craft and I made my craps.

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Speaker 2: So I go to cash out and I'm cashing out

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Speaker 4: I look right, and people take it swim. He's stumbling

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Speaker 1: He'd be stumbling to the window. But he doesn't even

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Speaker 4: And he comes he's got not on my mother. In

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Speaker 4: his hand is thirty thousand dollars worth of.

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Speaker 1: Chips, a gum wrapper.

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Speaker 2: And at em and he's like, cuts everybody in line.

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Speaker 1: But he goes and he drops it on the counter

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Speaker 6: Is that the most you ever won? Yeah, because that's

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Speaker 6: that's why I cut down. That's a Tuesday for you.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I mean I've only hit upwards of twenties

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Speaker 4: But really that was you and I had to work

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Speaker 1: Kill a telling people the cards that I had. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was like, is this good? I would get every

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't go against me. And people didn't believe me

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Speaker 4: Truth so they would better.

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Speaker 1: Then then it was too late. Right, Wow, that's uh.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever seen that tactic before?

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Speaker 1: Ever? No? No, I haven't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not I'm not a big parker Grandma

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Speaker 4: I'm not a big poker player.

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Speaker 2: But we do this Kansas City event called Big Slick

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Speaker 4: It's run by Paul Rod, Rob riggle Uh, Heidi Gardner.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot of a lot of fun.

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Speaker 2: People, and they have a suite where everybody goes and

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Speaker 2: in you know, it's like a twenty dollars game whatever

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Speaker 2: you want to play, like clean and clean and house

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there and I had befriended Ariel Winter

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Speaker 4: I don't really know how to play poker very well.

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Speaker 2: All these other people are real big poker players, okay, and.

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Speaker 1: You don't like poker because you're taking each other's I.

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Speaker 4: Don't like taking other people's money. I like taking from

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So uh so we're sitting there and we're going and

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Speaker 2: And I was like, you know, want to go to

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Speaker 2: I said, I got good feeling about these two cards.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go. And I start raising everybody around

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Speaker 2: I'm just splashing the pot. I'm like, they're great cards, Guys,

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Speaker 1: And they're like what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: And I'm looking at one guy. He's got a pair

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Speaker 2: And then they flipped my cards and I pulled an

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Speaker 2: I told you how good cards he goes. It's impossible

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Speaker 4: So he's like, statistically, I shut up.

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Speaker 1: It was so funny.

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Speaker 4: So then every time when I played from that time on, I.

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Speaker 7: Go, oh, yeah, poker players hate that ship because they

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Speaker 7: work in a in a system of rules, yes, and

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Speaker 1: So you got, you know, yeah, a fucking couple of

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Speaker 5: They don't know what to do literally a loose cannon.

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Speaker 5: And then like like spring break.

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Speaker 1: Let's just see what happens wild.

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Speaker 5: I've never seen anybody like literally say what their hand

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Speaker 1: Though.

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Speaker 5: I wonder if somebody would actually study that and go there.

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Speaker 4: Might be something that I think there was one hand

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I'm not gonna pay him anyway, I'm going

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Speaker 1: And then I knocked someone out and I felt bad

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Speaker 4: He goes, can I give him some money so he

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Speaker 1: He's my friend. He's like like, that's not how it works.

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Speaker 1: I was to hang out with him, so I was like, why.

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Speaker 5: Aren't I wrying stop? Please have another drink.

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Speaker 1: And then it got to the end and like the

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Speaker 1: I came up just how it happened. It was just

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Speaker 1: would never I wouldn't try and bluff anybody because bluffing

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Speaker 5: Feel me and bluffy and humanity.

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Speaker 1: We have fun to Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure that's good though,

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Speaker 5: Would you ever play again?

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Speaker 1: Well? I mean they they gave me the buy in,

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Speaker 2: I think they're actually uh, I think they're actually having it.

442
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,120
Speaker 2: The weekend I'm playing Vegas I think it's the first

443
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,240
Speaker 2: weekend in May, and I think it's the Sunday and

444
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,160
Speaker 2: Saturday is I'm off, So put it in your books kids.

445
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,960
Speaker 2: May second, I'm playing the Costopolitan in Vegas and I

446
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,840
Speaker 2: think that's when it is, So write it down.

447
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:29,680
Speaker 1: Got it?

448
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,679
Speaker 5: Lightning strike?

449
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:34,359
Speaker 4: Are you?

450
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,560
Speaker 1: Are you in town? Then you gotta see we gotta

451
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,240
Speaker 1: get you in town? So we could not we could

452
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,520
Speaker 1: stand you up again. But here's the best part of

453
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,000
Speaker 1: so I go.

454
00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,280
Speaker 2: So after that, it was f one weekend, right, so

455
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,080
Speaker 2: all the streets are closed. I got to hoof it

456
00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:50,960
Speaker 2: to Burns Yuck Yucks Factory over at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy.

457
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,560
Speaker 4: Club, but the whole strip is closed, so I had

458
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,080
Speaker 4: to work and finally get all the way over there.

459
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,959
Speaker 2: I am he's stolen because he knows I'm coming and

460
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,959
Speaker 2: he's just keeping the show going. But he didn't tell

461
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,680
Speaker 2: anybody I was coming, So everybody that works on the

462
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,360
Speaker 2: show with him was.

463
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:05,240
Speaker 5: Like, you wrap it up in the light, Yeah, why

464
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,280
Speaker 5: are you dead inside?

465
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:06,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

466
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,840
Speaker 5: So I I knew he was coming though, So I

467
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,280
Speaker 5: then I'm I'm like at the precipice of sausage party,

468
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,680
Speaker 5: Joe comes up and then you stayed up for another

469
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,360
Speaker 5: fifteen minutes and we just kind of did like a

470
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,680
Speaker 5: goofing and everything, and then we went to barbershop for

471
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,720
Speaker 5: a minute. And that's where things got foggy.

472
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,200
Speaker 4: Because you were in a fog.

473
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,919
Speaker 1: I was you were.

474
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,560
Speaker 5: Poker, I would have crushed it.

475
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would.

476
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,720
Speaker 4: Wow he was Yeah he was Lindy biddy bitty.

477
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:33,560
Speaker 5: Yeah for sure.

478
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

479
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:40,280
Speaker 5: I got so hammered. I fell down an escalator was yes,

480
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,760
Speaker 5: later going up or down. It was moving for me,

481
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,560
Speaker 5: But but was it down like when you fell you?

482
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:46,439
Speaker 1: I was going up.

483
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,680
Speaker 5: I'd just be tricky and I went down.

484
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,600
Speaker 4: It wasn't in the casino, it was.

485
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:55,119
Speaker 5: It was in the streets, went outdoor, milagio.

486
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,240
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, man, you are right. He went to

487
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:04,920
Speaker 1: the Volagio ass over, obows, get down the thing. Did

488
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,240
Speaker 1: you feel it in the moment or no?

489
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,400
Speaker 5: No, I you know what, here's the crazy part.

490
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:14,639
Speaker 1: Okay, he went back again. Hold on, that's not how

491
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,159
Speaker 1: you do it. No.

492
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,280
Speaker 5: I woke up the next day and then I was

493
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,840
Speaker 5: folding my laundry and I wear dress shirt and I

494
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,560
Speaker 5: was like, oh, there's like blood on my shirt.

495
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, holy fun her blood and I.

496
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,800
Speaker 5: Was like, oh, I felt as clear, and it was

497
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,240
Speaker 5: like I started doing Memento. I was like doing the math.

498
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,879
Speaker 5: I was like, oh ship And I went to my

499
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,159
Speaker 5: phone and I took all these pictures along the strip

500
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:39,760
Speaker 5: like they're like Dutch angled Jesus Christ out of focus.

501
00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:42,600
Speaker 1: Wasn't Vegas weeks every.

502
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:47,200
Speaker 2: Every two weeks residency there Jimmy Kimmel Comedy class.

503
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was every every two weeks, every

504
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,119
Speaker 1: two weeks. That Dangerous in Vegas every two weeks.

505
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:57,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was in the elevator next time, fucking idiot.

506
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,760
Speaker 1: You know this.

507
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,040
Speaker 2: What's very on for me is that there was definitely

508
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,600
Speaker 2: a family watching the Bloccio dancing fountains and taking video

509
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,719
Speaker 2: is definitely in the background.

510
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,480
Speaker 4: You just see.

511
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,680
Speaker 1: A going down the ole.

512
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,720
Speaker 4: Like no so.

513
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:23,639
Speaker 1: Like untouchables when the baby carriage is going down the Yeah,

514
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,880
Speaker 1: oh man, I don't like to hear about you getting hurt.

515
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 1: We all wan, we all want you survived.

516
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I survived. And uh one of those things

517
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,600
Speaker 5: where it's like it's funny, but then you like the

518
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,879
Speaker 5: more you think about it, like I could be eating

519
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,399
Speaker 5: out of a straw. That's sure crazy. So you know,

520
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:44,160
Speaker 5: we're as young as we used to be either, yeah.

521
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,400
Speaker 4: Especially you.

522
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 1: All right, let's get some questions. I gotta be the

523
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:54,960
Speaker 1: oldest one. I'm older than you. You're older than me. Yeah.

524
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,199
Speaker 1: Oh you look really good. You do.

525
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 4: Don't try to break No, no, you look really bad.

526
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:03,800
Speaker 1: Don't find it back forty eight forty eight. Yeah, yeah,

527
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 1: you're so great. But I thought you were like six

528
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,679
Speaker 1: years younger than me.

529
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,199
Speaker 4: They're gonna say six y like that's me.

530
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,199
Speaker 1: No, I think you like six years young. I don't know.

531
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 2: I've always but his face isn't very big fat right now,

532
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 2: he's got you got some good you can see you have.

533
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 1: I get that.

534
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 5: I'm getting the gels.

535
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,280
Speaker 4: I gotta lose getting the gels with Thunda.

536
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,199
Speaker 5: I gotta lose what I.

537
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,879
Speaker 1: Do and grow beard. Yeah.

538
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 5: See if I grow mine out, I look like Keanu

539
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 5: Reeves cast in Philadelphia, and it looks it looks awful.

540
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 1: I look sick.

541
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,400
Speaker 4: Do you die your beard? Did you ever? You did

542
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,960
Speaker 4: for the show once? Right then you were what.

543
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,119
Speaker 1: I did for the joke. But my beard has been

544
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 1: dyed once during the pandemic. I did it for goof

545
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 1: that's right. I think everything was and then and then they.

546
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,439
Speaker 4: Would log onto something that you need to tell us.

547
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 4: I think we're doing to zoom.

548
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,399
Speaker 1: And you had your old bed.

549
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,120
Speaker 4: Yeah there's something different.

550
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 1: Yeah during the pandemic I did. And now I watched

551
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 1: those episodes in the pandemic and I like that looks weird.

552
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 1: But uh, but no, I don't.

553
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,200
Speaker 5: Can I say some while we're nothing nothing? I think

554
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 5: it looks natural.

555
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 1: It looks one spot of brown left there.

556
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:12,160
Speaker 2: No, this is yeah when you missed the spot.

557
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 1: Here too once and I was like, but where where

558
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 1: you got it?

559
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,919
Speaker 5: But when when? When I did the episode with you guys, like,

560
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 5: and we can cut this out if you want, but

561
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:24,919
Speaker 5: we did this.

562
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: Uh.

563
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 5: When I jumped in did the episode with you guys,

564
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 5: I was like, like I remember Murray being like, oh,

565
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

566
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 1: This is gonna be good. This gonna be good.

567
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I'm like, but like, this is a

568
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 5: totally different Like what you guys do is a totally

569
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:43,239
Speaker 5: different muscle, like stand up stand ups an amalgamation of muscles. Right,

570
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 5: there's improv, there's crowd work, there is storytelling, there's monologue jokes,

571
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 5: and like what you guys do it's a tennis match,

572
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 5: and that's a totally different muscle. So I was going

573
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 5: in and I was like, I was like, I'm definitely

574
00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 5: nervous about this because this is not yeah, it's not

575
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 5: my wheelhouse, like comedy is my wheelhouse. But that's a

576
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 5: broad stroke, Like this is a very specific muscle, and you, guys,

577
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 5: are you excel at it? And I think you picked

578
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 5: up I could be a little nervous on it. And

579
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 5: then Sal was Sal was very detail oriented that day

580
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 5: with me, and so I think I think you picked

581
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 5: up on me, like receiving this information different personalities because

582
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 5: now we're like this is we've always hung out before,

583
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 5: but now it's like, oh, I'm working with you, and

584
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 5: I've got to appreciate each personality. And I came out

585
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 5: of the gates hot with Sal and Sal was not

586
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 5: having it, and you go, you go, I know, guys,

587
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 5: don't worry, I know exactly.

588
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: What to do. And you pulled me over and you

589
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: bring me over.

590
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 5: He goes, I got this just for you, and you

591
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 5: weld this model and Jamis said and I was like, oh,

592
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,360
Speaker 5: and we went to town on that thing. And then

593
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,199
Speaker 5: that was the first That was the first one. That

594
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 5: we actually did you and I together just like it

595
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 5: was so funny. It was a total blast. So thank

596
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 5: you because you gave me that whiskey. And then we

597
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 5: finished the bottle that day, Sure we did. Yet we

598
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 5: finished the whole bottle and then had to tape right

599
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 5: after and then we had the cut. We had the

600
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 5: cut most of his turn because he he was stumbling,

601
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 5: he was lurring, and and then somebody told me an

602
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 5: exec came from Turner and they're like, what's going on?

603
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 5: And then I think you said, I just came from

604
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 5: the dentist office. Yeah, but I still have that bottle

605
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 5: in my in my office and you know it's just

606
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 5: the right by my desk, and I, you know, I

607
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 5: every time I see I kind of like get along fun.

608
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that part was fun.

609
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 5: That drunk the drinking was was a total blast.

610
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 4: You guys could just go to a bar, but yeah,

611
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,439
Speaker 4: we can do that.

612
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 5: We could have just we should just take the bottle,

613
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 5: go to Vegas and win.

614
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:08,959
Speaker 1: What do we got questions?

615
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 4: So this is taking for the two cool moms is

616
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 4: what we do here at kitchen.

617
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 2: Don't know, we're two cool moms and we help to

618
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 2: give advice to people they write in via emails.

619
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 5: At it's two Cool Mom's Pod at gmail dot.

620
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 2: Com, or they go to at two Cool Mom's Pod

621
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 2: on Instagram, and then they send in their queries and

622
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 2: we solve their problems.

623
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: I have a question, yes, before we even get started.

624
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: All I I have Remember we got these other times? Yes,

625
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 1: and I used to not wear them. They say true

626
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: TV on them because we used to get them for free.

627
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,479
Speaker 1: We have these, we have we have two pairs of these,

628
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: pairpoom pairpooms and uh oh Stan Smith's the Smith still

629
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: and and they say true. So I never warm. But

630
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: I think I just hd an agehere. I'm like, I

631
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,360
Speaker 1: no longer have a fuck. Yeah, like who gives the ship?

632
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 5: Six months from now you'll being crocs?

633
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: Yeah right, who even cares?

634
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 5: You?

635
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 4: Remember the two cops that made front of.

636
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: My well, no, murray, what happened was season two? It's

637
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: to a joker. He still lived on State Island whatever,

638
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: and he would take the ferry to to work in

639
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: the morning, and he would wear a true TV hoodie

640
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: with a true TV hat and and and and true

641
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: TV sneakers. And so now Joe and I were on

642
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 1: the ferry one day. We're talking to cop. We were

643
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: shooting down by the ferry terminal and we started talking

644
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: to these two cops and the cops like cop was

645
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: basically like, what's up with that guy? Murray? He's what

646
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: happened you guys?

647
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 4: Don't you guys don't get the true TV shirts.

648
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: And we said talking about he was your friend.

649
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 4: That's only Wade is he got true TV True TV shirt.

650
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 1: It was exactly what was like True TV act. He's like,

651
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,400
Speaker 1: he's like, dude, we got it, we know who you are.

652
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: And we just started laughing. And so I haven't worn

653
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: these since because of that. I love them.

654
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 4: They're fresh to death.

655
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: Man.

656
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 5: We're in the UK on that UK tour and we

657
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 5: were it was like in the morning or whatever, and

658
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 5: we were all going to get lunch and there's this

659
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 5: really congested walkway and there's an outdoor cafe and we're

660
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 5: walking and we see it's kind of like commotion and

661
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 5: walking up, I forget who I was with, and then uh,

662
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 5: I go, oh, that's me sitting there and Murs taking

663
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 5: pictures and I was like, Mers like sitting out, like

664
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 5: he could have sat wiped by the sidewalk and he

665
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 5: was like reading a book and like you know, doing

666
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 5: that his book.

667
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: He had merch set.

668
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 5: Up next to his lunch and I forget who said.

669
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 5: I think it was one of the tour managers. And

670
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 5: I go, you think like he'd be tired, like he

671
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 5: just did a show and he did a meet and

672
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 5: greet and he goes, Nah, he loves.

673
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: He does, he does. I have a fun Uh all right,

674
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: So we played the O two right, we all played it,

675
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 1: played it together about five times. We sold out that

676
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: place right and every time we were there, what do

677
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: they tell you? You guys are you guys are family

678
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: anytime you back come? But no, right, you guys sold

679
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: out the O two. We outsold the dell you guys

680
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: are great last year? No this year. I'm in London

681
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: and uh Noel Gallier, Noel Galliher. Liam Galligher was playing

682
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: the first Oasis album at the O.

683
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 5: Two, definitely maybe Divers that night he was playing.

684
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: His brother wasn't there, but he was there, and I

685
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: was like, fuck, this is it. I'm calling the O

686
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: two like family. I'm family, this is it, like it's

687
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: We sold out this place seven times. We've never asked

688
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: him for a single favorite. They blew us every time

689
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: we were backstage, like we gotta come back, you gotta

690
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: come back. So I call up my manager. I'm like, Dex,

691
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: I have got the easiest request in the world. Few tonight.

692
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm in London. I want to go see

693
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: them play definitely, maybe Willie dex this is gonna be awesome.

694
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: We got it. We're gonna get you hooked up. An

695
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: hour later, my phone rings. Dex Is like they said, no,

696
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: what they said They can get you tickets sometime next

697
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: week maybe, but not tonight. And I was like, I'm

698
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: in London for four days. He's like, I don't have

699
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: him next week. I was like, what about all that

700
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: stuff about and he goes, no, I know. I went

701
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: online first first run ticket, like this is what I

702
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: was at a reseller. Yeah, ninety two dollars. I got

703
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: tickets for the show that night. I was like, this

704
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: is fucking wild. And I called Dexter up to tell

705
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: him that. I'm like, they didn't they didn't break off

706
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: American dollars to do it. After we sold out that

707
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: place so many times that he starts laughing and he

708
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: called them and he goes, they'll get you in the

709
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: American Express lounge tonight. If you want. He's like, I

710
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: have a car. I know, I have an American Express card.

711
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm in. I could. Yeah, dude, it

712
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: was wild. It was wild. Get away to tell you guys.

713
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 5: I was seven sellouts, seven sellouts.

714
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: I was doing the iHeart jingle bowl contexts right to

715
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 2: wear an MSG writes the MSG one and I'm with

716
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: somebody who I don't know.

717
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,479
Speaker 4: From the iHeart team. My whole family's coming. Nephews are

718
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 4: bringing there, this is.

719
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: Here and here show the other the other day. Yeah.

720
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, in December, it was so, I said. I said, okay,

721
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: look I got my nephews with me. You know a people.

722
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 4: I said, I want make sure, but he gets in.

723
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 4: My kids are coming. It's cold out.

724
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,239
Speaker 2: Want to make sure. I could just get him right in.

725
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 2: And I goes, okay, we got to bring them. The

726
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 2: gotta get skinned. They gotta come to the front door.

727
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 2: I go, no, they he goes, no, Yeah, that's you know,

728
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 2: that's this scan.

729
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 4: I go, I go, I said there. I was like,

730
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 4: they don't have to, I said, I said, And I

731
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: was on eight pen, the one that's on the side,

732
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 4: you know, you know four pen right, I'm like with

733
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 4: I said, just give me to the other side. He goes,

734
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 4: all right, we'll go to the other side. He takes

735
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 4: me up. We go to the other side.

736
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 2: I walk into four pen the first guy see his

737
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 2: Willy the right, the little guy here.

738
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 4: Wait wait Wayne blow. I see Wayne.

739
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 2: He's like like, I want to look my fans coming

740
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 2: all right, ring him in and I'm like no, I'm like, hey,

741
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: I'm hugging everybody.

742
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 4: He goes, Oh, I guess they could come in this way.

743
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: I guess I can. So I walk in.

744
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 2: I walk in, and you know, my uh, my nephews

745
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 2: and bring their girlfriends. For the first time he was girlfriend.

746
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 2: And so we're just walking in and taking pictures of everybody. Right,

747
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 2: we walk right in and and uh and I hear

748
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: this girlfriend go to uh, goes, Is it always like this?

749
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 8: My nephew goes, yep, which, by the way, like we're

750
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 8: not entitled, like the reason people know told us like

751
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 8: the old two said, whenever you guys want to do it,

752
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 8: and MSG is always like always come to this entrance

753
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 8: and go in.

754
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: Like I don't feel the title to it.

755
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 4: I don't feel like if they didn't say it, you

756
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 4: wouldn't have I never would.

757
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: Have been like, let's do it.

758
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, O two MSG. I went to the

759
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 5: Newport Funny Bone. Yeah, and I walked up to the door.

760
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 5: They go, can I help you? I'm like, I'm on

761
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 5: the poster. Yeah, so yeah, that's cool guys.

762
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, let you get it. They like, do you have

763
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: tickets to We'll call you like, I'm MSG.

764
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 5: Fuck you, guys.

765
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: I only brought it because you you were with us

766
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: is the only reason I burnt it up. We got

767
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: to cut that story. I can't have him making me

768
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: look like not a man of a people. He's about

769
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: to have a brand on it.

770
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 5: To me, that's crazy though, ninety two smackers. They wouldn't even.

771
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: That was That's the kicker because the rest of it,

772
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: you're like, well, all right, they didn't have tickets. What

773
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: do you want? What do you wanted to do when

774
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: tickets are available for ninety two dollars it's one to

775
00:31:59,440 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: two hundred?

776
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 4: Was just to get them pair of tickets on the

777
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 4: two hundred bucks?

778
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. I even said that, dext I'll do a bye,

779
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: I'll do a buy, like they don't have to give

780
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: it to me. They wouldn't even let me do a

781
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: buy really, which is when you buy it like sixty

782
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: percent off. Yeah, so did you? Just did you?

783
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 2: He went just bought and went just went ticket mestered

784
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: dot uk or whatever it is.

785
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: Made friends in a pub, ended up drinking with these

786
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: guys in a pub, and.

787
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 5: One games the best. I think there there's it's interesting.

788
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm reading this book on Johnny Carson.

789
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 4: Oh there is you got you read a documentary on him.

790
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: He was like a.

791
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 5: Notorious, like awful drunk like Ed McMahon had to bust

792
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 5: him out of fights, like just like always covering up

793
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 5: the tracks whatever. And it's true, there's like there's two

794
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 5: types of people. I think that's why we've always gotten

795
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 5: along when we drink, because we instantly become everybody's friend.

796
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 5: It's like cards down on the table, let's go. We're

797
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 5: all having a good time tonight. And that's why I've

798
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 5: always loved Yes, it's good vibes man always, you're the best.

799
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: Well, thanks, Bell, I feel the same way about you.

800
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: And you don't drink.

801
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 4: That's okay, but I'm still fun.

802
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 5: Don't don't know you never want to trouble. I've never

803
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 5: seen anybody Dan.

804
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: Say do We would always say like he doesn't do

805
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: any drugs. He doesn't do any alcohol. If he ever did,

806
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: the world would explode. He's this way sober, He's this way.

807
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: It's the biggest mystery of my life. He is the

808
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: way he is sober.

809
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 5: It's like the multi verses crossed over for one human

810
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 5: being at its Joe, it's the best of everything in

811
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 5: this one crazy.

812
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 4: A couple of coffe and a donut.

813
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: Look out baby, yeah, yes, dam holding alcohol. Would wake

814
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,239
Speaker 1: up on the cruise and the pictures of him out

815
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: still at six a m. He'd be on tour together.

816
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 5: On the cruises next to each other, like Miami with

817
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 5: Vince Vaughan and we Vince just like, Hey, we're gonna

818
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 5: go out to dinner. We go okay, And then Vince

819
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 5: Vince was feeling it that He's like, let's go, let's

820
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 5: go to club whatever. And I'm at the bar.

821
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 1: I'm drinking.

822
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 5: I don't dance. I just don't dance, and I'm just

823
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 5: hanging at the bar having a good time. There was

824
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 5: a few other people were with and I'm telling you,

825
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 5: it was like two in the morning. I'm like, God,

826
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 5: one of these guys gonna wrap it up. So I

827
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 5: go out to the dance floor. Vince and Joe are

828
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 5: in the center of the dance and everybody's around and

829
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 5: Joe's like doing this thing, and then Vince is like

830
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 5: doing it back, and it's like, really was you could

831
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 5: have taken that and put in the wedding crashers montage.

832
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: So fun? Oh I never heard that story.

833
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 4: Then he looked at that place closed remember, and then

834
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 4: he goes, We're not done all the way.

835
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: I said, I guess not.

836
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 4: He goes, I found this place, this Cuban and played

837
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 4: Cuban music.

838
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: I went the wing. It was so fun. Yeah, yeah,

839
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: that was fun. That's cool man, right, all I hear

840
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: like the Vince stories. I hear sal Will talk to

841
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: Vince Vaughn some sometimes and it doesn't sound nearly as

842
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: much fun. I went to sad and I watched him

843
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: shoot and I went home. No Cuban dance by Wave.

844
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: Yeah that's funny.

845
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 5: They're having like Ferris Bueller's day off.

846
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: Yeah that's great that with him, what he brings. I

847
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 1: am a Buehler. What do we got? Questions of? Sorry,

848
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: I do this one more thing. I got stories. You

849
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: could go for two hours. I don't know. I got

850
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: nowhere to be.

851
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 9: Okay, this one's a little bit long.

852
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 1: Poker comes from John John.

853
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 9: John Yes, John says, my wife is a flight attendant

854
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 9: and is a way for about four days of the week,

855
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 9: every single week. We have two small boys. One is

856
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 9: five years old and the others three. We don't have

857
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 9: a lot of family that lives around us to be

858
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 9: able to help out when she's away. As the kids

859
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 9: get older and into more sports and activities, are going

860
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 9: to need to start being in two different places at once,

861
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 9: and things are going to become more demanding. I already

862
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 9: find it puts a lot on me while she's away.

863
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 9: I've tried to have the discussion with her to eventually

864
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 9: leave the airline, but anytime I bring this up, she

865
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 9: shuts the conversation down right away. Do y'all have a

866
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 9: way to approach this that will not cause a fight

867
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 9: or she'll be receptive to the conversation.

868
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 2: Interesting, it's very interesting because we deal with that a lot,

869
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 2: being road comics and dad duties and stuff. I think

870
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 2: I will say the first thing that I would do

871
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 2: is looking into getting a babysitter slash nanny. They're not expensive,

872
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 2: they change your life. Get somebody could trust off of

873
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 2: care dot com. That's where we found multiple ones of

874
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 2: ours that we love. You set the price like it,

875
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 2: It'll change how the dad feels about the mom working

876
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: and helping to support the fan.

877
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 4: I imagine that she is doing her job to.

878
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 2: Make money for the family and help support right, So

879
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: I mean to be able just to stop is like

880
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 2: kind of probably a big ask to be like, Okay,

881
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 2: then what is she going to do.

882
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 4: She's gonna have to find a whole new career, so

883
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 4: that's a big ask.

884
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 2: So there's not really a way to approach being like, hey,

885
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: you have to change your whole life or your family.

886
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 4: I went through something quite similar which I could talk

887
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 4: to your experience from.

888
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 2: But I will say, just finding ways to help manage

889
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 2: it and not make one person feel like they're in

890
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: charge of all of it is the key.

891
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 4: So I would say that's what he should stand on.

892
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 4: That's his leg. It's like, look, it shouldn't fall just

893
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 4: on me to take care of every everything. We should

894
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 4: figure it out together, and that's the handle.

895
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 5: To pick it up. It's funny because it's like a

896
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 5: reverse of us, and so I think what I try

897
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 5: to do, and maybe he needs to communicate to her

898
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 5: is you need to be open, right, you need to

899
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 5: communicate freely and be honest with each other. But if

900
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 5: he's taking on all these responsibilities, there's got to be

901
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 5: some semblance of gratitude in the void that you're creating. Right,

902
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 5: So every time I'm gone, when my wife's taken my

903
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 5: daughter to soccer and then she's got to go get baseball,

904
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 5: and then she got to get dinner, like every time

905
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 5: she's cooking dinner, every time, I'm like, thank you again

906
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 5: for doing this. I really appreciate it, Like I want

907
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 5: you to know, like I wish I was there. I

908
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 5: wish I could help, no matter what chore she's tasking

909
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 5: test with or I'm folding all the launde right now

910
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 5: and I'm talking to you. It's like, thank you for

911
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 5: doing the launch right right, right right, and come at

912
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 5: home and like making sure it's like all right, let

913
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 5: me take you out to lunch. And when I'm home,

914
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 5: when she gets home, it's like, all right, carpe lunche, relax,

915
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 5: take care. I got everything for the next two three days,

916
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 5: you know. So I think it's just the managing that

917
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 5: she saw.

918
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 4: The main thing that I had was I would come

919
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 4: home and be like, oh, I'm off, and like that's right, right.

920
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: That was so wrong.

921
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 2: I would go on, Bessie, it'll be on the road,

922
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 2: do whatever doing. I'm like, oh, I'm off to day

923
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 2: and she's like, fuck you off, get off the couch

924
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 2: and go help the daughter, you.

925
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: Know, Like that's what I was.

926
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 2: So like, there is a thing where you feel so overworked,

927
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 2: but you just have to change your percept And I

928
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 2: would say this to your wife. You have to change

929
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 2: a perception of what it means to be home and

930
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 2: you're not working. It's not off, it's a different role,

931
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,760
Speaker 2: it's a different focus.

932
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: So cute anything, man, Yeah, I would find I would

933
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: spend more of my time filing the pilot that your

934
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 1: wife is obviously banging, and that would be my first

935
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: concern because she is getting the fuck it. I'll hide

936
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: clothe every time she's up in that fucking air. Your

937
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: wife is, I'll bang in a pilot and that should

938
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: be and you're home looking care of those kids. My

939
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: advice you would be start making more money so your

940
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: wife doesn't have to work fuck pilots, and then she

941
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: can stay home and help with the kids. That's my

942
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: great All all bases are covered. Now I don't have kids,

943
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: so that's just the basis of my advice. Uh yeah, yeah,

944
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 1: that's off. Actually that's you know, that's not true. I

945
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: talked to a flight attendant and she told me that

946
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: in the eighties, wives of pilots this is true, basically

947
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: went on strike to Delta and was like, you can't

948
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: have our pilots in the same flight crew every time

949
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: because one hundred percent of the times are having affairs.

950
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: So now they never flight attendants don't. Every flight they're

951
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: on is almost a new crew every single time.

952
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 5: That's why they do it.

953
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 1: Huh. That's why they do it because because the wives

954
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: of pilots were like, this is ruining families.

955
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 5: You can have this, Yeah, but they all go on

956
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 5: those shuttles back to the Marriott.

957
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: Or the hill, making the wives feel safe back at home.

958
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: You know what party you gotta stop is gonna go

959
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: on the ground a little bit. Now, again, what do

960
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: I know?

961
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 4: I know that that lands you would like, I'll say something.

962
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 4: I was like, I do have children.

963
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: If I do, you know, I don't know what state there?

964
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I would say, you know, and.

965
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: We only have his side of the story.

966
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 2: Said the next thing, I was gonna say, Yeah, I

967
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 2: was gonna say, like, you have to have a conversation

968
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 2: because you don't know how she's feeling about it. I

969
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 2: think the big thing is too like you can't be

970
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: like you have to stop working. You have to be like,

971
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 2: this is what I'm gonna do, so you could stop working,

972
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 2: Like you need to have a plan.

973
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 5: It's her profession. Obviously she's doing it.

974
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 4: They have kids, she's a professional.

975
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: You s what I did?

976
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 5: She enjoys turbulence, Oh does ground whatever? Don't visualize things?

977
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: Do you guys? Ever my hide club anything?

978
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 4: No? I tried once pretty unsuccessfully. Actually yeah, I couldn't

979
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 4: fit in the bathroom same time.

980
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: Wait, he was able to get in, but you had

981
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: a hard time.

982
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 5: Joke was never mile a hide But I'm master bladed rollerblading.

983
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: This question comes from Jude.

984
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 9: He's thirty one years old, and he says he's a

985
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 9: really cool guy.

986
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 1: But not as much as y'all.

987
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 9: Currently, he's trying to meet new women outside of online dating.

988
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: It didn't work for him.

989
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 9: He likes approaching women outside. Can you give any tips

990
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 9: on how to be more social and not get frustrated?

991
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: Side well out of the bushes, Jude.

992
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 9: Nature or outside of the internet.

993
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 4: But yeah, so he wants to meet people.

994
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so the nobody's it's a lot of swiping

995
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 2: left on this guy, so we got to try to

996
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 2: get him to the right.

997
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 4: And he does better in person, he thinks. Okay.

998
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 2: So I was just like, you need to put yourself

999
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: in positions where you talk to people and it's not awkward.

1000
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 2: For instance, like if you go to like art galleries

1001
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: openings or like social events where people are talking to

1002
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 2: each other, not trying to like talk to somebody while

1003
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: they're having a coffee and a coffee shop. But if

1004
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 2: you go to events, events always help in my opinion

1005
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 2: and thing, I think it's a little less creepy if you're.

1006
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 10: Not just sitting outside and waiting for people just to

1007
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 10: walk by and like hey, because the approach you talking

1008
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 10: to women is very hard to approach and not come

1009
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 10: across creepy, especially if they're not in the mindset they

1010
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 10: want to meet.

1011
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 2: So I would say that in places where there's already

1012
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 2: conversations happening, right, it's always easier.

1013
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think.

1014
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 5: Look, I mean the greatest social event is a bar. Yeah,

1015
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, but I agree with you if you

1016
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 5: find it like a karaoke night or a trivia night.

1017
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 5: You have so many more inns for the conversation as

1018
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 5: opposed to just being like just scatters shop, being like

1019
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 5: the lonely guy at the bar, like could I get you?

1020
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 5: You know, at least with trivia or something like that,

1021
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 5: you have, Yeah, different ways to get.

1022
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:50,879
Speaker 1: In for sure.

1023
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 4: Trivia is a great call.

1024
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: A trivia night at a bar, I think is a

1025
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 2: super social setting that everybody's kind of loosey goosey.

1026
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I've never done I never did a

1027
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: single line dating thing ever.

1028
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was before our time.

1029
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was before a time.

1030
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 5: We never had I never had apps. Nothing you had

1031
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 5: to do at old school.

1032
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, old school.

1033
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 5: Stap some in the shoulder, Hello, how are you follow

1034
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 5: them home?

1035
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: The wait by the window with I mean like, but

1036
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: I think you're pretty Yeah.

1037
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 4: I think I think that we probably missed that by

1038
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 4: a couple of five to ten years.

1039
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: Which and I think that we we fucked up because

1040
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: I think that we were we when that stuff first started.

1041
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,919
Speaker 1: I think there was a gold rush of getting laid

1042
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: where people were going crazy about it, and I think

1043
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: we we were primed to take part in it, and

1044
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: we did.

1045
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: Do you remember we did a challenge with Maria Manunos

1046
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 2: that we made an online dating profile.

1047
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 4: It was like season two or three and she guested

1048
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 4: on it and we didn't know how it worked.

1049
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 2: And we had to have the young kids on the

1050
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 2: the PA's build the creative like, wait, what is what?

1051
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: Are they like?

1052
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 2: Oh, you have to select, like you had to answered

1053
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 2: all these questions and it was like, oh, we're like

1054
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 2: they had to give us like a tour of their

1055
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 2: profile because we.

1056
00:43:59,120 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: Had no idea what it was.

1057
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 4: And they were all like, oh, you should do it

1058
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 4: because everybody's doing it right now.

1059
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 2: Was like a thing, and then Maria Manunas did it

1060
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 2: with us. It was really funny, but we didn't even

1061
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 2: know how to do it.

1062
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 4: Then you're out of touch.

1063
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: I got an answer for this guy, though, two things. One,

1064
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: take a bartending class and bar tend once a week.

1065
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: One you're gonna meet girls in the class, and then

1066
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: you are the man behind the bar. You could talk

1067
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: to whoever ie want. You're not creepy. Other than that.

1068
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: I took a pottery class the other day and I

1069
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 1: was the only guy in that class ghost in it.

1070
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: Fucking dude, I mean, I I was very proud of

1071
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: myself because I went in and I didn't make a

1072
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: single ghost really joke.

1073
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, disappointed.

1074
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: No, no, no no, because I wanted to do, but

1075
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't. I was proud of you,

1076
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: astray and uh I was the only guy in the class.

1077
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: So I mean, dude, really, so pottery and bar yoga

1078
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: yoga me be another good one.

1079
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 4: Yoga yoga people already on. Yeah, but yoga people are

1080
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 4: already on. Don't look at me like they're they're in

1081
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 4: a workout, They're in a workout mode.

1082
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the pottery thing is like it's it's

1083
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: kind of because one, it just makes you look like

1084
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: a pussy to start with that you're doing pottery. But

1085
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: then they're like, oh, look at this guy's.

1086
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 5: Wine painting ones.

1087
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: You do that?

1088
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, they have socihowers where you drink wine and you

1089
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 5: paint a lot of.

1090
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 4: Those places do that kind of.

1091
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: Do you think that?

1092
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 4: I think the gym took a turn.

1093
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 2: The gym used to be a place where people wanted

1094
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 2: to each other from friends, well me, not for personal experience.

1095
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 2: I'm not speaking here, but I've heard like the gym

1096
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 2: used to be a place where like, oh, you go

1097
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 2: to meet people like minded who are healthy whatever.

1098
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 4: Now it's turned in so all of a sudden, I

1099
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 4: got creepy years ago to start talking to people while

1100
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 4: they're working out and things.

1101
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 5: Well, there's girls that filmed themselves and they get mad

1102
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 5: and that the camera the guys looking even in the thing,

1103
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 5: and they confront them and that becomes part of the video.

1104
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, that's a bit much. I think that's a lot.

1105
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 1: You can't.

1106
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 4: This is why I don't go to the gym.

1107
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been, I've been.

1108
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 4: I've been very I do.

1109
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: I stand by it.

1110
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: You will not see me in the gym until they

1111
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 2: allows cllphones let's say cell phones.

1112
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 4: I will be in the gym. They make you steal

1113
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 4: it like a Kevin Hart concert, then I'm there. We

1114
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 4: gotta talk a one more. Joe does carbs and pain,

1115
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 4: Carbs and pain.

1116
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 1: I eat the canvas.

1117
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 4: This one comes from Ian.

1118
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 1: This is really fun.

1119
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 9: If you the moms and u Q ruled the world,

1120
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 9: what new.

1121
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 4: Law would immediately go into effect?

1122
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: What new law?

1123
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 9: I guess we know Joe's no phones at the gym.

1124
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: At the gym, yeah, besides that, no phones.

1125
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 4: In the gym ah, that's interesting.

1126
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: Well, there's so many ways to answer.

1127
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 4: There is like you can get like series, you get funny.

1128
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 4: There are some things that bother me.

1129
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: You get one, you get one.

1130
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 5: Law, Well, dude, she wants to do funny ones, funny ones.

1131
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 1: Okay. I think I would straight out ban any form

1132
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: of social media. Everything gone, everything got everything, get us

1133
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: back to get it not even I don't want message

1134
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: boards like email and looking up movie times. That's what

1135
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: the Internet's for. That's it email, looking up movie movie times.

1136
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: We rewind it, we bring can we do stream movie?

1137
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: Do YouTube about weathers? Good informational and entertainment purposes. Fine,

1138
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: but I think we all made a big mistake by

1139
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: talking to each other. Okay, in Moss, I think that

1140
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: we should have just everybody should have just shut up,

1141
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: just shut the just chilled out. Yeah, yeah, I.

1142
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 5: Don't disagree with that.

1143
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.

1144
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 5: I mean, all the harmful effects that you're seeing, they're

1145
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 5: gonna potentially band TikTok.

1146
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 2: And you know what, you know what I do honestly

1147
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 2: misses and you know this about moviement on the road

1148
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 2: A long time together. I love shopping. I think online

1149
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 2: chopping is just really annoys. Yeah, I want to be

1150
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 2: able to get in the store. I want to feel things.

1151
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 2: I want to feel on my body.

1152
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice, want to get around.

1153
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 4: I want to try that shirt on when get in,

1154
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 4: we give those pants, wrap them around myself. Oh maybe

1155
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 4: they're too tir but maybe they're not.

1156
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1157
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 4: It's the mystery that frawls me. I'm not find that

1158
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 4: by looking clicking on the size and.

1159
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: Jarcrew dot com.

1160
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 4: No, I want JCrew dot snuggle.

1161
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: That's for me. I would.

1162
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 2: I would online shopping I think really annoyed me. I

1163
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 2: also come from a retail background. I really enjoyed like

1164
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 2: the shopping experience, and I think.

1165
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 4: A lot of that's gone.

1166
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, i'd banned podcasts.

1167
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's another thing that's gone too far. I agree.

1168
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: Just give me anybody, I agree my heart to show

1169
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: them out right. Well, that was it, that's it, that's it.

1170
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: I always feel like we can go so long, Like,

1171
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 1: do you guys cut it short because if I heeart

1172
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: only gives you so much time?

1173
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 2: No, we we cut it short because most people aren't

1174
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 2: even listening anymore right now.

1175
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: I don't.

1176
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 5: I don't agree.

1177
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: My parents will sen every because of me.

1178
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 5: I always love Jo just has this joke he told

1179
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 5: one night, and it just it just stuck with me

1180
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 5: for years. He's like, He's like, you know, I've been

1181
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,760
Speaker 5: married for a while. We try to keep things spicy,

1182
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 5: and now we're starting to six nine. But she has

1183
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 5: to do it standing up and she has to hold me.

1184
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: Like. That's one of my favorites. So stupid.

1185
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 4: All right, we could do it one more, give us

1186
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 4: one more.

1187
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: Come on, we got time for one more.

1188
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 9: Okay, this comes from Michael.

1189
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 4: Michael area is, Michael, have you ever.

1190
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 9: Just felt like your life has no drive or purpose anymore?

1191
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 9: Specifically asking about late teen slash twenties? Any tips to

1192
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 9: overcome this feeling?

1193
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 5: They said late teens, He said late teen slash early twenty.

1194
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 4: Yes, that's why you're supposed to feel it. Yeah, that's

1195
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 4: they're right on sketch.

1196
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, dude, that's that's You got more time

1197
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: than you know, So get that out of your head.

1198
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: You're not a failure, already, Get that out of he had.

1199
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: My twenties were mired in depression until I got into

1200
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: the fire department. I was totally fuck mentally constantly and

1201
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: hated myself. Had no motivation, felt I didn't have anything

1202
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: to offer already, thought I was washed up at like

1203
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: twenty four. Yeah, because you know, but so you just

1204
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: find out that's not When you turn thirty, you find

1205
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: out how little your twenties matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1206
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 4: It's also the least matter matterful decade of your life, yeah.

1207
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: I think.

1208
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 5: But it's also the most exciting because it's all your firsts.

1209
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like your first.

1210
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 5: Real job, your first real girlfriend, your first real you.

1211
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: Know, vacating on your own.

1212
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just all those, all those things. And the

1213
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 5: great thing is you have no money, so it's like

1214
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 5: this romantic period and those people you're coming up with,

1215
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 5: they're all experiencing the same things. It's like it's like

1216
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 5: the log line for Friends guys. But no, then the

1217
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 5: thirties kick in the thirties are the fucking bit best

1218
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 5: because now it's like I got a little money. Now

1219
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 5: it's like now we're ready to fuck.

1220
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: What I found was like I was out of my

1221
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: house all the time of the twenties because I fucking

1222
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 1: either still lived at home, wasn't it. I got my

1223
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: apartment UNTILTI later on and like now that you know,

1224
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: as you get older, you get an apartment, you get

1225
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: a house, and suddenly your world is built exactly like

1226
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: you want it. And it's like, I ain't going out

1227
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: no more. Yeah. Really, you don't see people older in bars.

1228
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 1: Isn't because we don't want to be, you know, because

1229
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: we're running out of energy. It's because, like that bar

1230
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: is not better than my fucking house. Yeah, because my

1231
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: house has free pinball machines also whiskey in it. Yeah,

1232
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: like there is nothing like there is, there's nothing like that.

1233
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: That's why I think twenties is like a raucous, fun,

1234
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: fun time. But thirties I thought were the most fun.

1235
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, thirties are hands down by far the greatest year

1236
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 5: of life because you got a little experience, you got

1237
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 5: you got some money in your posts, scratch wisdom.

1238
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: How old are you gonna get married? Thirty six? Well

1239
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: that's I think important too. I think people that get

1240
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: married in their late twenties, I think that they fucked up.

1241
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:42,399
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's just me, okay, yeah whatever, I was late, Yeah,

1242
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: and I think that, Yeah, I think late. I think

1243
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: nobody should be getting married before thirty five, thirty six

1244
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: and kick some tires. You gotta kick some tires. Yeah,

1245
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: and get your tires kicked six Yeah.

1246
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you had plenty of kicking.

1247
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: It's always kicked a lot.

1248
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you've got a.

1249
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: Lot of You had a lot of flat tires. But

1250
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: it's only by those flat tires that you're like, it's

1251
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,280
Speaker 1: only important to kick tires if you haven't kicked tires.

1252
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: That's right. Once you kick tires, you're like, they all

1253
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: have the same kind of bounce to them, you know

1254
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm sticking with the tires here. Yeah,

1255
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: you're all like, all right, everyone's all you got a

1256
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: white wall. But for the most part, like they're all

1257
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: the same tires, So you're gonna plug it up. Yeah

1258
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: if you don't kick. But before you get that. But

1259
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: if you buy a car before you're kicking those tires,

1260
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: you're like, what else fucking other tires?

1261
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 5: Like yeah, yeah, that's why. Like I don't know people

1262
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 5: that get married right out of college, I'm like, they're

1263
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 5: gonna en up a date line.

1264
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: It's doomed.

1265
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 5: You've got to You got to experience life a bit

1266
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 5: more to know your identity. I really think the old

1267
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 5: adage you got to love yourself before you can love

1268
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 5: somebody else.

1269
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: Beautiful, so true. That's nice, thank you.

1270
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 5: I came up with my own. You'll never find out

1271
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 5: a calendar.

1272
00:52:53,360 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 2: I've written on everything, a pillow backscratcher, ripstad. I will

1273
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 2: say if though, if you're in your teens, it's very

1274
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 2: important to find like three pretty funny friends and fucking

1275
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 2: hang on your life.

1276
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: Get camera, camera, write that out as long as the last.

1277
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: You gotta make friends, that's for sure. Sure.

1278
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 2: Friends got you through stuff too and then, and that's

1279
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 2: that's pretty important to find somebody could talk to, because

1280
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 2: you're not alone as much as you feel it, so

1281
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 2: especially these you know, you got some random strangers on

1282
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 2: the you Know podcast here talking to you, So it

1283
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: clearly works that you're not by yourself, and that isn't

1284
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:30,359
Speaker 2: proof enough.

1285
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 4: I don't know what else is.

1286
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 5: I also think that's why like the music you listen

1287
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 5: to in your twenties stays with you forever, because that

1288
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 5: whoever that band or artist or artists were, those those

1289
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 5: songs got you through all those patches. And I still

1290
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 5: that's why I love Oasis.

1291
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, ever you want to go, You've got a guy.

1292
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: Ninety eight dollars. You could go see them too, You

1293
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: too can see them yeah, you can see them tour.

1294
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, going to London with uh Jim Jefferys, Jimmy Carr.

1295
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: Oh you already got ticks. And I'm gonna go.

1296
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 5: See him in Pastinga with the family because they've they've

1297
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 5: heard the songs non stop more and my kids heard,

1298
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 5: Oh you're going to London?

1299
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: Can we see them?

1300
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 5: I'm like, not there, but yeah, I'll take it. We're

1301
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 5: gonna see himccount London just for that, just for that,

1302
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 5: and then when are we going for that?

1303
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: When is that? Sorry?

1304
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 4: When are we going for that?

1305
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: What we said?

1306
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 4: I said, when are we going?

1307
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: Say?

1308
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 4: When do we go? When were we going to London together?

1309
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 1: Whatever? Excellus.

1310
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 4: Then we appreciate you guys.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for all the love.

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Speaker 4: Of course, it's you're the best fuddy.

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Speaker 1: I love you. Oh yeah, this is awesome, man, I

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Speaker 1: love I can't wait to be the third Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: have a three P like you three P. Yeah. I'm

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Speaker 1: in all right, baby. I don't want to end it.

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Speaker 1: I don't have anywhere to be. I can sit here

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Speaker 1: and talk for the other hours. So if it's ending,

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Speaker 1: you guys want to end this, I've had enough to

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Speaker 1: be honest, Okay, do you d