WEBVTT - Horny For Mx. Darcy (Patreon Preview)

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<v Speaker 1>We unlike the writers and apparently stars of this show

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<v Speaker 1>have watched Sex in the City. She's sheen a me

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<v Speaker 1>no me.

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<v Speaker 2>Not hone yo yo yo, what is your challenge? I

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<v Speaker 2>am a chucker. You know what's going.

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<v Speaker 3>Down the floor like.

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<v Speaker 2>Round, Hey, virgins, don't touch that dial. We got a

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<v Speaker 2>much and you are the people that like make this

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<v Speaker 1>So here's a little treat.

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<v Speaker 3>So group therapy for and just like that viewers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what this is. This is group therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>So the support group. The thing that and just like

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<v Speaker 1>that is most effective at is making me want to

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<v Speaker 1>watch of the City not being a good TV show

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<v Speaker 1>because I fucking hated this episode oh so much. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know a lot you know that this season

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<v Speaker 1>I have been in many ways and and just like

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<v Speaker 1>that apologist and have really been searching for the good

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<v Speaker 1>and baby, there was nothing good about this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>It was bad and the words of Ticket and Sarah.

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<v Speaker 2>Where does the good go? Where did the god? What? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do I do this with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So not to be me, but I this is

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<v Speaker 2>an episode that I actually really a lot. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna lie I hate you, but you so you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually thought you were gonna like it. Same thing

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<v Speaker 2>with Barbie. I really thought you were gonna like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that we were gonna be on the same

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<v Speaker 2>page again. But it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not. Let me little friend, and we are always

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<v Speaker 1>going to disagree about everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna defend the Barbie movie. Let me be clear

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<v Speaker 2>about something. I have no interest in defending this Like.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't something where I'm like it was amazing. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just like, Oh, that was an episode of TV that

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<v Speaker 2>did not make me, did not make my skin crawl

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<v Speaker 2>from head to toe. Outside of the moment when Cynthia

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<v Speaker 2>Nixon said lgbt QI a.

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<v Speaker 1>Dating sites, I could I never needed to hear Cynthia

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<v Speaker 1>Nixon utter that acronym, and I wish I could scrub

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<v Speaker 1>my brain out so I didn't have to experience it.

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<v Speaker 1>I am just so furious that they have been fucking

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<v Speaker 1>teasing us all season about Aiden coming back. We've been

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<v Speaker 1>teasing us for months, for almost a year at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he was in the last eight minutes of

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<v Speaker 1>the episode or less potentially, and then there's only like

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<v Speaker 1>three episodes left of the season.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think he's gonna be in the next three episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think he's going to be in the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of them heavily. But the fact that he was barely

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<v Speaker 1>in this one, this is the thing that I keep

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<v Speaker 1>coming back to. Carrie Bradshaw is a tertiary side character

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<v Speaker 1>in the series. She is the protagonist of and instead

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<v Speaker 1>the protagonist seems to be LTW and her son and

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<v Speaker 1>his slutty high school girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like one of the reasons that Michael Patrick

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<v Speaker 2>King decided to rename the franchise, right, it's not Sex

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<v Speaker 2>and the City the reboot, it's a new show called

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<v Speaker 2>and just like that. I think that is in part

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<v Speaker 2>because he wanted people like us to like not compare

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<v Speaker 2>the two and so like and just like that, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like it's go I know, right exactly, And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I also feel like he's trying to make

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<v Speaker 2>and just like that more of like an ensemble piece.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like about all these characters that we don't

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<v Speaker 2>really give a fuck about. It's like, I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>that Chadeas is now going to be working at like

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<v Speaker 2>a pet adoption. Are you.

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<v Speaker 1>That? Are you me? It was bad enough that last

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<v Speaker 1>week we had Chay in a plotline with Harry, but

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<v Speaker 1>now we're going to get solo scenes of Chay and

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<v Speaker 1>it's about all like rescuing dogs. They every time they

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<v Speaker 1>introduced a new side character who I'm not interested in,

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<v Speaker 1>that character then gets like two other characters with them

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<v Speaker 1>to create even more plots that I never want to see.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even realize it was dogs. I thought it

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<v Speaker 3>was like supposed to be like the lg ME tea setters.

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<v Speaker 1>Well because well because you know, yeah, yeah, exactly yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And that Miranda, well okay, that was the one part

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<v Speaker 1>of the episode that I did enjoy was the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that Miranda's love interest in this episode it was played

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<v Speaker 1>was played by Miriam Shore from Younger, which is another

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<v Speaker 1>horrible show, but the one that I enjoyed a lot

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<v Speaker 1>much more than I'm just like that. So her showing

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<v Speaker 1>up is this lesbian audiobook narrator who does like Dike

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<v Speaker 1>pride of Prejudice reads like I don't understand. To me,

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<v Speaker 1>the math is not mathing there because like women who

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<v Speaker 1>are horny for Pride and Prejudice are like horny for

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<v Speaker 1>mister Darcy and not Mixed Darcy. So it just made

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<v Speaker 1>no sense. And then I did I guess I liked

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<v Speaker 1>the realism of her shitty little New York City studio,

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<v Speaker 1>but it just I am so continuously confused and disappointed

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<v Speaker 1>by this damn TV show.

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<v Speaker 2>I have so many different things running through my head,

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<v Speaker 2>but first and foremost, Phoebe, what do we think about

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<v Speaker 2>Mixed Darcy? And what do we and do we think

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<v Speaker 2>Miranda's a lesbian?

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<v Speaker 3>I felt like at home in Sex and the City

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<v Speaker 3>because it was yet another offensive portrayal of a lesbian.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the one lesbian, the first lesbian Miranda dates

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<v Speaker 3>like steps in cap poop while they're making out, Like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just it could not be. It could not be more

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<v Speaker 1>of a lesbian stereotype if I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think lesbians know how to not step in their own

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<v Speaker 3>litter box, like come on.

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<v Speaker 2>And also what I did not I was like she

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<v Speaker 2>was hot a flip it like this?

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<v Speaker 1>What I did like about it was that it felt

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<v Speaker 1>like an og sex in the city, romantic subplot like

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<v Speaker 1>a boyfriend of the a a girlfriend of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, in this new world where Miranda is a lesbian,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know. I mean, I don't think Carrie should

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<v Speaker 1>be making lesbian jokes as freely as she is. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the streatest woman in existence, she's really like saying them

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<v Speaker 1>with her whole chest. Oh yeah, and Miranda is clearly

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<v Speaker 1>not deep enough in her queerness to be like, you

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<v Speaker 1>actually can't say that, but I want her to stand

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<v Speaker 1>up for herself. If you want to hear all of

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