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Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode of Alchemy is COVID nineteen. Addition,

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin probably has that Kevin pol Well,

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Speaker 1: if you bide the number of times I've said we're

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Speaker 1: fucked by the days of the week and then subscribed

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Speaker 1: Tuesday because that's to day. I gotta just kept pace.

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Speaker 1: I mean what you get. But I digress. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our Alchemy shower in a particular to say to Caroline, yea, run,

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Speaker 1: don't run, don't What have you learned since the last

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Speaker 1: time you were with us? Um that I'm a lot

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Speaker 1: I pretend or I really thought I was like I

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Speaker 1: really I thought I was like chill and easy going,

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Speaker 1: and I actually learned that I'm like a tight as

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Speaker 1: bitch in a bad way, in a bad way, and

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Speaker 1: by fucking driving across the country with one other person.

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Speaker 1: And what a great way to find out. That's the

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Speaker 1: best way possible to find out. And did you find

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Speaker 1: out from the people you met along the way or

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Speaker 1: the other person you were with? Well, I really had

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Speaker 1: to come to Jesus whatever you want to call a moment,

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Speaker 1: you know, just because it kept happening. And then I

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Speaker 1: talked to these people, the person I traveled with and

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Speaker 1: my friends and family, and I'm like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I think this is crazy. You might not believe me,

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Speaker 1: but I think I'm like really anal and kind of difficult.

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Speaker 1: And all of them were like, yeah, that's like the

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Speaker 1: number one thing about you. We've all been saying that

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Speaker 1: for years. That was the feedback. Wow. Yeah, well, bless

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Speaker 1: them for keeping it to themselves and letting you find

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Speaker 1: it on your own. God bless yeah. Well, let's Jesus

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Speaker 1: and God thank you for joining us. Also today, uh wait,

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Speaker 1: there's jacket Ruthy Jack got got got got got you

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Speaker 1: ought to know by now, please share anything from a

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Speaker 1: Halloween costume, incident, incident. I'll just share my favorite Halloween costume,

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Speaker 1: whether it was an incident, and I guess I can

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Speaker 1: think of an incident. But I'm dressed as weird Al Yankovic,

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Speaker 1: and um, it's scary how much I look like him.

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Speaker 1: It's uncanny, it's amazing. I didn't know until I did it,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't know until you said that, But that's

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Speaker 1: all I see now. It's it's so true. And then

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Speaker 1: two years later I saw him and I did say something. Um,

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Speaker 1: we were at the movies and I had to cross

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Speaker 1: in front of him to get to my seat, and

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Speaker 1: I said, Mr Yankovic, a huge fan, such a pussure

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Speaker 1: to meet you. You do look a lot like you,

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Speaker 1: and I dressed up as you in my heart. Like.

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Speaker 1: The first thing my husband said to me the first

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Speaker 1: time we ever hung out was like you could you

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Speaker 1: could actually do a really good weird awl. And I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to marry this man. Holy shit. Yeah, my

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Speaker 1: hats off to anyone on a first date who says

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Speaker 1: you look like a questionably attractive man. He knew who

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Speaker 1: he was dealing with, and that I would say, the

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Speaker 1: best gift you've ever given me, and it was that

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Speaker 1: is fucking phenomenal on all levels. And I thank you

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Speaker 1: for your candor. Ladies. Here's Chris Overado boo to my

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Speaker 1: boo named two birds that are flightless? Please and which

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Speaker 1: is your favorite ostrich? EMU, I don't know how you

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Speaker 1: pronounce that. Um, you're close enough. Um. I to the

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Speaker 1: Ostrich because I mean, I guess that's not your favorite.

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Speaker 1: Though not my favorite. I'll say Ostrich because I have

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Speaker 1: experience with them. Because for those of you who may

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Speaker 1: or may not know, I grew up in a rocky childhood.

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Speaker 1: My mother was a career criminal, and at one point

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Speaker 1: she was actually she actually went to jail for what

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Speaker 1: we'd like to joke around in our family as for

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Speaker 1: going to jump a grand theft bird. She was dealing

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Speaker 1: and selling ostridge and other exotic animals to undercover FBI agents,

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Speaker 1: so she didn't know that obviously at the time. This

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Speaker 1: is all very true. So because of that, I got

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Speaker 1: to mess around in an ostrich farm for a while.

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Speaker 1: Did you ride on? Uh No, No, No, they were

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Speaker 1: too small. They were too small. Um, that's that if

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Speaker 1: I made it for one second, Caroline, I want to

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Speaker 1: say something really quick. When I when I first started

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Speaker 1: going to therapy, my therapist told me that I had

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Speaker 1: my improv team that I was coaching, and they all

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Speaker 1: looked at me and they went, yeah, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: that everyone. I didn't know that everyone knew that I

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Speaker 1: hated myself. So I relate to your story I had.

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Speaker 1: I told them it's like, this is what my therapist said.

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Speaker 1: They were like totally. And then to Jackie, Jackie, your

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Speaker 1: what was the video you just did recently where you

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Speaker 1: were weird out as I did like a gal Gado

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Speaker 1: singing again for the Core in Core, everybody has to

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Speaker 1: go go to her instagram and see this. It is weird.

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Speaker 1: All doesn't make an appearance. It's my favorite part. It's

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Speaker 1: so good. I have to use my time to say that.

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Speaker 1: Go to Jackie's Instagram. Watch this video. It's so good,

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Speaker 1: and then you'll see the weird al part and it's perfect. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I said too much, no, no, thank you, and I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you drove past the Ostrich stealing ring with

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Speaker 1: even better story. Holy craft. That was a never ending

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Speaker 1: gift we're gonna have. And now I must move on

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Speaker 1: to Craigkowski. Uh, time of year, you're thinking about putting

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Speaker 1: out the decorations. Which decoration? Sure, I don't put out

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Speaker 1: decorations for anything that's flag on the patriotic patriotic holidays. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want anybody trick or tree to get my house,

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Speaker 1: look like anybody's home. Right. Um, I guess I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of into Christmas, but but nothing other than maybe a

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Speaker 1: tree in side. We put out a an artificial tree

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Speaker 1: that's about a foot and a half high. Wow, what

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Speaker 1: a commitment. Yeah, we really, we really care. And I'm

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Speaker 1: curious as to what my character flaw is that everybody

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Speaker 1: obviously knows about it, but it's not telling me. Are

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Speaker 1: seems like the theme is find it on your own.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it at the end of the episode. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's fair and speaking of last last but cocka doodle,

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Speaker 1: don't if you think of least it's Joey Greer Keith.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember ever trying super hard to stay up

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Speaker 1: late when you were a kid. Yes, can we move on? Okay,

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion a man without purpose in life. This is

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Speaker 1: perfect for today. Goes shopping. You all bring something different

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Speaker 1: live hangs hold the door oisting attention all shoppers. There

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Speaker 1: is a sale at Don's Shoes corouse. Hey, whoa buddy,

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Speaker 1: where's the fire sales? Don't Shoes? Oh, let's go hire

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Speaker 1: you too? Would you like some shoes? Are Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Hey Mark, I'm look at the camera Shore. It looks

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Speaker 1: this stuff up for your friend of Don's Shoes. I

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Speaker 1: mean that place hasn't got business in years. Yeah. Good.

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Speaker 1: there since it started a year every day. Let's get

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Speaker 1: the rest of the party sub. Okay, one party sub

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Speaker 1: for the three Okay, Hey, what's up? Um? Hi? Um?

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Speaker 1: You don't you don't know me? Um um. So I

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, Hey guys, guys, it's me Jesus. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: I need more than that? Well? The problem is there's

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00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: a and you know this. I don't have to tell

421
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: you this. There's a much more popular and famous healer

422
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: also named Matteo. He's the one that killed the girl

423
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 1: last week. So it's kind of weird. How about not

424
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: that Mateo dot com. What do you think that's funny?

425
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: Because that's funny too, not that Matteo dot com. Right,

426
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: And also we're making light of the whole death thing.

427
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: That's funny, not not that. I'm so sorry to interrupt.

428
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: I just him next, I have the next appointment, and

429
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,479
Speaker 1: but that's also my website right now, not that matteo

430
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: dot com. Well, well that's helpful, thank you, you know,

431
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: and I need to kind of get healed, kind of

432
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: a sap. So if you guys, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay,

433
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll put a p I mean I

434
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: could help you. I'm sure, yeah, I mean an appointment

435
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: with you? Is your next appointment rights out perfectly? It's

436
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: two you know what, Now I'm going to the other guy.

437
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: Never mind, I'm going to the other guy. So the

438
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: other guy. This is why I wanted. They're saying the

439
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: loss of a child can be one of the most

440
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: traumatic things for a marriage to deal with. But can

441
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: you talk a little bit more about your tone nails

442
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: and how that's affected your marriage. First of all, it's

443
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: just really hard to get them in my boots because there,

444
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: you know, each tonnail there's is upwards of three ft long. Um,

445
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: they do curl around a bit. So this is the

446
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: studio we're having video and audio issues. His real voice

447
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: and his identity will be revealed in the next five

448
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: seconds unless you cut away four three in the next

449
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: five seconds. Keep talking. Where is this? Is this going

450
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: out live? By the way, Oh we're live? Um, well, Jesus, Now,

451
00:29:55,400 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: everybody fucking knows who I am. I mean everyone in

452
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: the studio. Everyone studio. You knew who he was. It's

453
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: Jesse Crumpton. I know him. Yeah, Jesse Crumpton. Can we

454
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: at least agree that it was a good story until

455
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: his freaky identity was woe? I don't know, just I

456
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: need you to pay the bill, okay, please, I please

457
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: just pay the bill so I can go. I don't worry.

458
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: I'll tip you well one coffee. I'm gonna tip you

459
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: with twenty. But I just want to get your opinion

460
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: as of the more about the close please, I just

461
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: want to go home. It was fine. I loved it.

462
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: It was great, Okay, great, Okay, great? Then honestly, um,

463
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for the coffee, thank you for

464
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: your service, and thanks for the coffee. Okay for the coffee. Yeah.

465
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: I think that's Leslie Stall with the Holy crap from

466
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: the sixties show. Yeah, yeah, she's on the Close Circuit

467
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: TV right out. That's that's something. She's right side side

468
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: of darns shoes. Maybe we picture a new show stall

469
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: at the mall. Yeah. I didn't even mean that to

470
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: be a rhyming thing, but now you know it's pretty catchy.

471
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: I mean, how much longer can that show last? That's

472
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: sixty minutes? I mean, look, just that was that was

473
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 1: always the deal on that show, even lest this long.

474
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: This show. This week, we're gonna talk to this guy

475
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: who doesn't want us to tell everybody everything. They say.

476
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: It's sixty minutes, so it's gotta last exactly that long, right,

477
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: But any of those stories really worth it? Damn? This

478
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: week we talked to this guy that you don't know

479
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: really but we do. Yeah, how is that a thing?

480
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: I mean, they got that twenty four hour or sixty

481
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: minutes hotline that anybody can call and pitch stories. So

482
00:31:51,240 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: it's a wonder things. There's not better, better things out there. People, Hello,

483
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,479
Speaker 1: sixty minutes hotline? How can I help you? What's your

484
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: story idea? Really good story idea? I'm sorry you need

485
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: to take off any sort of voice modification or wacky thing?

486
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: Is it me? Come in you as I am with

487
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: great ideas, great ideas for stories, ideas for different chocolates.

488
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: Even think about a chocolate that has bread, souls, raisins,

489
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: and peanuts in it. I don't want. Actually, yeah I

490
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: have that. Actually sounds of like a tasty little morsel.

491
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: So here's my story. Pitch. Okay, Don Shoes and well

492
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: Don shoots right, Don Shoes, I've never heard of that.

493
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: It's a very popular shoe store in this one mom

494
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: in the Synchristi one mall. It's over on fourteen and Wilson.

495
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: It's the best shoes store that's been there for years

496
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: grandfather in But not a lot of people know about it.

497
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: So what if we rebranded it to Dawn's Shoes, l

498
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: A and traps the people who are huge fans of

499
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: Don shula a pitch for the Don. Yes, that's what

500
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. It sounds like you're rebrand you

501
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: want to. We can't really do a story on sixty

502
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: minutes about rebranding. Alright, sixty minutes. Uh, phone operators, give

503
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: us your best names, your best Okay, we're talking about Okay,

504
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: we have to union eze. We are being oppressed by

505
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: by by everyone at six months. You have any ideas

506
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: that are worthy of the show or not. I had

507
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: one guy calling and say that he can bowl a

508
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: perfect game at will. I like that anybody else that

509
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: someone came do with something else but had a really

510
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: good snack idea for chocolates, and I'm listening to something

511
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: with that, just maybe for like our next holiday lunch

512
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: chocolate pretzel. I think raisin kind of thing seems good.

513
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: And did you try this? No? She just or it.

514
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: I don't really know what was happening on the other

515
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: end line, but no, I didn't try it. Stop the presses.

516
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,479
Speaker 1: This is the story. This is the story. It's a TV.

517
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: It's everybody, stop, stop the presses, stop press go go

518
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: here's your boarding pass. Go to it. Find out more

519
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: about this chocolate. I think that from the location I

520
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: got on the phone, Wow, first class. Yeah, let me

521
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: just show you. Thank you, And it's kind of I

522
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: don't think I'm in need a boarding pass. The person

523
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: I spoke to was in Los Angeles, and I'm in

524
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, but I have to take it just for

525
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: my boss. So interesting is you're gonna wear a mask? Sorry, sorry,

526
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: she's gonna wear a mask. I don't believe in that,

527
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: right from Okay, you're gonna have to wear masks? Or

528
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: I thought the airline is very strict about this. We

529
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: have very searched about that. And if you don't mean

530
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to fight in the octagon, this is

531
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: gonna be great, fine in the octagon of the plane. Yeah,

532
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: I'll tell you it's very hard for me to fight

533
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 1: because I probably have contracted him and spreading COVID nineteen.

534
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck you up? Is that what you're saying.

535
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: We've got a we've got clear skies ahead for a

536
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: nice five minute flight from Los Angeles to the Los

537
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: Angeles today, just so you know, the octagon is open

538
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: to settle any beefs you may have with any other

539
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: passengers and sit back and enjoy a nice Okay, I'm ready.

540
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: No one's no one believes you, no one's coming here.

541
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: I can't pitch it to the company. I have to

542
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: pitch it to sixty minutes because they're never gonna like

543
00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: a thing like me. Make such big wait. Hold it

544
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: right there. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, grandlins. Listen, listen up,

545
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: fucking Grandma's listener. You're in hell right now. You're in hell.

546
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: That's not true. That's not true. Word Pasadena's that's sucking hell,

547
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: man a town. It's quaint to sixty minutes any second,

548
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: six tell him, tell him sixty minutes will be your

549
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:37,439
Speaker 1: any moment. And you know, don imagine if you knew him,

550
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't you want to buy his shoes? What? Oh fucking

551
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 1: that's the doorbell. I've been in sixty minutes, I've been hell, Hello,

552
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: oh my, oh my god. It smells disgusting in here.

553
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 1: Hi stench. Most people say it's like a force field shield,

554
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: but I'd say, come closer. Um a taste. Okay? What

555
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: don't wear pothers? You if the sellf bothers, you just

556
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: put on a mask. We're wearing them in hell, just

557
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: wearing No, I'm not gonna do. It doesn't sit on

558
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: my face. I have a face like a dinner plate.

559
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: It slides right off. Um. Okay, So which one of

560
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: you pitched the you? You look you sound like the voice?

561
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: What not? You that someone pitch a story here to

562
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 1: me about the shoe store. That's not the one I want.

563
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: The what I want is the one about the chocolates,

564
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 1: the chocolate idea. Who had the chocolate idea? That was me?

565
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: But again, that wasn't a pitch for a story. I

566
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: don't want story, okay, sorry, equalifying why my other story

567
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: was a really good pitch. You really don't know how

568
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 1: the news works, do you. Okay, people want something tasty,

569
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: something sweet, and a snack. And also, my boss is

570
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,959
Speaker 1: a fucking idiot, so that's the thing that he wants

571
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: to do. So you're gonna come with me back to

572
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: l A. I have two boarding passes. Yes, don't leave, Hell,

573
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: don't leave. Somebody just leaves and no one left Pasadena

574
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: that scene too, My god, see three consorts pat v

575
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: I P David the Joho who wrote I have an

576
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: idle question and a scene suggestion question. You recently did

577
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: a second improv on a scene you've done a few

578
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: episodes earlier, the one about Superman having a secret identity.

579
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: What's the story? And yes, ahem, that was my scene suggestion.

580
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: So I'm either a little bit proud or a little

581
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: bit ashamed or both, which is for my tribe, the Jews,

582
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: basically what it means to be a little bit proud.

583
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: Here's a scene suggests a foodie is proud that he

584
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: or she have never eaten the same food twice. Keeping up,

585
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: Please keep up the amazing work and stay safe. Love

586
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: you all. David w In Boston. Both of you had

587
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: a chance to look at the menu. I trust Shall

588
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: we start the order? Now? Do you have anything um

589
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: special like that's not on the menu? Oh gosh, yes,

590
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Paul should have read you the specials. Sure, yes, Um,

591
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: I can tell you about the specials. For entree, we

592
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: have a sausage ravioli in a man she means not

593
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: on the menu. Okay, yes, are you familiar with um

594
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: the Armadello pie? Yeah, I had that. I think the same.

595
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: Antonio an idiot? Okay, fair enough? Is chef here? Uh? Well,

596
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: of course? Yeah, the chefs in the back. Did you

597
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: want to hear from the show. That's what I'm saying.

598
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm sensing you rather I leave the table and go

599
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: get the show. You're great? Huh you can be honestly,

600
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: if you want to sit down, you can't but you.

601
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: But if you'd like to from the chef, Okay, then

602
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: I should go back and let him know. I'll be right. Okay, Okay, Tracy,

603
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: while he's doing this, will you marry me? Oh my god, yes,

604
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: here's your ring. I appreciate it. No, no, no, I

605
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: love you. I love you. Oh my god, I'm gonna

606
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: call my mom after we do. Okay, did you too,

607
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: just still get engaged? Yes, yeah, it's great, that's not

608
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: that's not you know. Let me let me get when

609
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: the waiter comes back. Let me buy a battle and

610
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: we get a bottle of ship. Wait, rich, you can't

611
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: afford that, Rich, Why would you offer that. I'm trying

612
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: to impress her. Okay, so I want you back to hell?

613
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: Are you trying to impress her? You're married to me?

614
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: Shut up, I don't want to be Do you think

615
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm happy here? Damn? Right now? Right now? The chef

616
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 1: is that right, sir? You're the chef. I'm just another patron.

617
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just sitting here. It's a funny little

618
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: outfit you've got on. Then white count My wife, Egan

619
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: he or, she likes to make sure we're all white.

620
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: And if I spill anything on my shirt, she can

621
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 1: call it out. And yeah, it's kind of our relationship.

622
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: We don't want to talk to you anymore. But yeah,

623
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 1: but um, I personally will take the champagne. Okay, fantastic.

624
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 1: What the fund is the issue? I'm trying to see

625
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 1: us some salmon here? Yeah, sorry, it's just I try

626
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: to give him the specials and they said, can we

627
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: talk to the chef? So h yeah, I don't. I

628
00:41:56,239 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 1: don't talk to anybody for ship. Okay, yeah, that guy

629
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 1: in the full chef's toke if he's If he's back again,

630
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: let me know because I'm gonna punch his lights out. Lenny,

631
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: We've been over this. It's just a couple who claims

632
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 1: they've had everything and everything that they're saying, So what

633
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: can I I would like to talk to these people? There?

634
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: Go yeah, quick toast. I know where the house is.

635
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: Quickt uh. Thank you stranger for buying us this champagne.

636
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: It's that couple over there. Thank you, cheers, and please

637
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: stop talking to us for the recipe. You are your

638
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: band from this place? What are you doing? Rex? Take

639
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: off everythingulous? Rich? What are you talking about? Rachel? Should

640
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: god wear that? But not even a cord on blue?

641
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: Don't wear that anymore? What do you want to do?

642
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: What do you want me to say? Look, I'm not

643
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:56,760
Speaker 1: a chef, you're not a chef. This isn't stolen valor. Okay, folks,

644
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that this man is

645
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 1: bothering you, and I'm sorry you're a relationship with him. Well,

646
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 1: I well, I'm married to him, so thank you. All right,

647
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's thank you, thank you for for

648
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: getting this intruder out of the way. We have a

649
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: quick question. Can you make something we haven't had before? Yeah?

650
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: We never eat the same thing twice. Gross, you never

651
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 1: eat the same thing twice. So I see you're looking

652
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: for something off menu. Yeah, off off menu, kind of

653
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: like off off Broadway. I think that's the chef. Let

654
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: me ask him, Hey, chef, get some more bread over here?

655
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: Of course, Okay, that's that's not the chef, and the chef,

656
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 1: doesn't you know the bus boys provide bread for the table. Okay,

657
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, can you find us a bust boy? Okay?

658
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: Have you had have you had grilled rat rattlesnake? I haven't.

659
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: I mean I've had grilled cobra, grilled viper girls, python

660
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: girls in a kinda grilled um gardner st snake, grilled um.

661
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: I already said cobra, Yeah you did, you did? You've

662
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: never had grilled rattlesnake. No, no, I don't think that

663
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: I have ever had grilled rattlesnake again, grilled cobra, grilled python,

664
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: grilled Piper, you never did the same thing twice? Does

665
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: that a constriction constrictor oh my god, Egan, that's insane

666
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: to like, what are you gonna do? Are you just gonna, like,

667
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:44,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, live here or something like that. Ah,

668
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: go ahead. I don't want to speak for you. Um,

669
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: I just I'm I too am frustrated about this on

670
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: your behalf. But I don't want to speak for you.

671
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: I think you understand, like anything that happens to me,

672
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: it also happens to my twin, you know what I mean.

673
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: So even though she is not married to Rich, she

674
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: feels that she called me up the other day after

675
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 1: Rich and I had a fight at the restaurant where

676
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: he wouldn't wear all white, and um, she called me.

677
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, I'm so upset. Remember that

678
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: you were like, did you guys have a fight because

679
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: you felt it? Yeah. But again, I don't want to

680
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: speak for you. Just because we're twins doesn't mean that

681
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: like I get to, but you want to, you can.

682
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: I mean, and I know this story, you know, just

683
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: kinda like asking like your feelings, you know what I mean,

684
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: Like I'm aware of the play by play. Is that

685
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: kind of like what I meant and like feelings wise,

686
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I can't speak for you. Yes, go ahead,

687
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: because that I do feel, you know, I feel with you,

688
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: but I don't I don't live in your eyeballs. Yes,

689
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: And so we tried that before. We tried to make

690
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: that like happen, and it hurt and it didn't work. Honestly,

691
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: it was so stupid. A fountain in a different fountain,

692
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: and then the lightning to strike at midnight, Yes, and

693
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: we splashed the water on ourselves. We ended getting electrocuted.

694
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: It was well, well, well, if it isn't chef out

695
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: here past midnight looking for the good stuff, are you? Look?

696
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: I got a table that's waiting. You know, if they've

697
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: they've been there for a few hours now. I promised

698
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: them grilled rattlesnake. I've I've looked at every exotic food

699
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: dealer in town. Okay, you gotta help me out. You

700
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: promise them rattlesnake. Now, how can you make a promise

701
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,919
Speaker 1: like that? Keep a promise like that? Chef? Look, we're

702
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: in America, right, Rattle rattle snakes a relatively common snake. Yeah,

703
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: but every everybody in town is dry. They're dry all right,

704
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: I do something for you, you do something for me.

705
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: What is it? Alright? First of all, I give you

706
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: three of the most juiciest rattlesnakes I got. Okay, yes, yes, okay, okay,

707
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: what do you need? You kill my stepson? O? God,

708
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: not again, Oh God, not again, Daddy, Daddy, I made

709
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: you his car. This is adorable. Yeah, that one? All right?

710
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: God bring bring three of the juiciest ones we got.

711
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: Oh god, Hey, guys, I'm just really nervous. I see

712
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 1: you guys trying to maybe buy us or something, and um,

713
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 1: I know we're the four biggest, fattest juiciest rattle snakes.

714
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: And he kept saying three. So I'm worried one of

715
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: us is going to get left out, you know what

716
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: I mean, it's gonna be It's gonna be me. I'm out.

717
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm out. I'm definitely out. Hey, don't think you're around

718
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: beauty by Oh yeah, it might be Grandma. She's diseased

719
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: as hell. I forgot about her. I don't even have

720
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: the fucking rattle anymore. Yeah, I mean I can go

721
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: with my mouth, that works, right. Yeah, But Timothy also

722
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: just as a cough. I just realized too Okay, I

723
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,919
Speaker 1: see what you mean. These three look good. That one

724
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: no fucking way. Okay, all right, there you are as

725
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: you take him? And hey, take this clean twenty two. Okay,

726
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: it's got no serial number. I gotta ask, why do

727
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: you want to kill your stepson? He doesn't. The kid

728
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 1: doesn't let me sleep. Huh. WHOA you call your stepdad dad?

729
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: I call my stepdad Stephen because I want him to

730
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 1: know that he ain't ever gonna break this boundary. I

731
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: hear that, But I also understand that he's taken all

732
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: the responsibility to be my father, failed the void that

733
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: my biological dad left, and I know that my biological

734
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: that's got a lot of issues, and maybe responsibility of

735
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: taking care of it other life was something that just

736
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: scared him into lies in those other life choices wrong.

737
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: So I can't really, you know, blame him. But I

738
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: also understand that my stuff that he works hard. He

739
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: says all these funny almost holies people, and I just

740
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: want to help him and let him know that you

741
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: talk too much. See see you one rock to rock

742
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: pret rocks or rock five rocks. Oh nothing. I'm just

743
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: thinking about when my dad comes over and I can say, hey, dad,

744
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 1: So bye? What was that? Smells delicious? All right, darling,

745
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: smells good, smells good. I've never smelled anything like this.

746
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: Just to just take a bite, just tip bite into

747
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 1: the fight end of the thing. Oh god, oh god,

748
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: that's done. Some ship. Please please just just try the rattlesnake. Okay, honestly,

749
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: can't even put it in my mouth while you're star

750
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: at me crying, sir, I've lost it totally. Are you

751
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: instagramming this as well? I mean yeah, that's literally that's

752
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: our job, all right. At least dagg me on the post. Okay, okay,

753
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 1: I'll tag you. But it was supposed to be one shot.

754
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: That kid was strong, Okay, I thought, do you do

755
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 1: you mean the rattle? Are you calling the rattles snakes?

756
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: The rattlesnakes are like your kids? You mean? Either way,

757
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: it's sucked up. That kid looks so much like me

758
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: to it was, it was like she was my own. Okay, Um,

759
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: can we get the check? Please eat the rattlesnake? So

760
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 1: no dessert for you, folks. No. I think we're I

761
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 1: think we're good. I think we're gone. I think we're

762
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: all down here. Yeah, did you get what you wanted.

763
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: You heard what happened to Don Shula's restaurant. What happened

764
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: they shut it down. There's just a whole bunch of

765
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: bodies or something in the back freezer or something that

766
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: it was just like where didn't shut it down for

767
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: the incredibly bland, shitty food that they've had for decades. No,

768
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: it was the bodies that found in me the freezer.

769
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: That's a great news story you got there, Steve. What

770
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: the hell? Man? In my sixty minutes here, I'm just

771
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: telling you what I read. Alright, forgot six did right?

772
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: Don Shula is closed? This man, all of them are

773
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: just the one that you go to. You know what, Man,

774
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: ever since your wife died and you decided not to retire,

775
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: you've been an asshole at every poker game, an asshole

776
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: what every every anything. We hang out. It's just like,

777
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure you got a point that goes at all. Look,

778
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: we all deal with loss and ship, but you know

779
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: what more important, man, you gotta handle yourself, dude, because

780
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: you're spiraling. You're raveling in a way that's I don't Yeah,

781
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: you're you're on the button for him. Oh god, all right,

782
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: what is it? What is it? What do you want

783
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: me to know? You're on the button? You're on, But

784
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: that's it? What do you mean that's it? I'm last

785
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: to act. I'm on the button. I'm taking my time.

786
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: I get your turn. That's what we're saying. Yeah, I know,

787
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: that's why I'm not doing nothing. Ready, I'm gonna raise

788
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: this much. Oh come on, put your shirt down, Put

789
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: your shirt down, all right, I don't have just three

790
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,919
Speaker 1: How do you like me? Now? You know what? I'm out,

791
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm out, I fold, I'm out, doctor dright, this is

792
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: an emergency room. It is I hope. So I needed

793
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: to be. This is my wife, I mean, my fiance,

794
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,439
Speaker 1: my god friend. She's just calm down, calm down, calm

795
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: down to me. Okay, okay, So she's beautiful, right. I

796
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: know she's got boma coming out of at this very moment,

797
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: but typically in general she's beautiful. And she has this

798
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: thing she doesn't eat the same food twice, and so

799
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: we kind of pushed the boundaries, and tonight we went

800
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: really really far and we went to okay, okay, fine, fine, fie,

801
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: I just have I have an EpiPen. I just need

802
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 1: to give her an EpiPen. No, no, no no, no, no, no,

803
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: she doesn't need that. She doesn't she's already had that before.

804
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: She needs something that's never she's never been treated. I

805
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: have the generic EpiPen. Oh ship, I don't know. Can

806
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: you tell if she's had it before? About I'm here

807
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: at the air because I rolled my ankle. It's not

808
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 1: too bad, but I just like the air in here.

809
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,439
Speaker 1: I'm a healer. I'd be happy to take a look

810
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,879
Speaker 1: at yours. Never done that, She's never done this woman.

811
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know if you do not administer some

812
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: sort of aggressive steroid to your wife, she is going

813
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: to die in the next five you hear that. What

814
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: do you have to say? I say steroids are unnatural

815
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: and that should okay, let's go with you. Let's go

816
00:53:55,080 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: with you. Are you healer mateo dot com? I am,

817
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: oh wow? Do you want an autograph or something? Or no? No,

818
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: I thought you guys need to let this guy go through.

819
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: He can help your wife or your girlfriend or your fiance,

820
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: whoever she is. What do you guys talking? This is

821
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: not like a little you know, a group where we

822
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: all give our opinions. This is an emergency room. And

823
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 1: I am a doctor, and I hate to say, I

824
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: know she's I was about to. I guess I just

825
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 1: thought that heaven was going to be a little bit

826
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: different thinking. I thought I'd be upset about seeing my

827
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: fiance like heartbroken. But actually what I'm most upset about

828
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: is after they ripped off that fake chef's hat, like

829
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: half of his fucking scalp came off. Oh my god,

830
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Speaker 1: you got time to mind. Hurry, we better keep finding

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Speaker 1: Come on, God, these are so heavy. Yeah, you talk

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Speaker 1: a lot. I talk a lot, but you really talk

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Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, you are bothering me. What do you

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Speaker 1: want of your father would like a couple of words.

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Speaker 1: So why did he come in here? Why did he

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Speaker 1: send this little dumb, little butt hole to me? Right,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna leave his throne to give you a message. God,

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Speaker 1: shut the funk up, Dad, daddy. All right, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I was told Jacob came and told me you wanted

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Speaker 1: to talk to me. I don't have anything to say

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Speaker 1: to you. I was just trying to jerk off of

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Speaker 1: my cloud. Yeah, it's about that. Stop jerking. Stop jerking

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Speaker 1: off into the clouds. It's it's causing it's causing hurricanes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's been a particularly bad profitical storm season O. Can

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Speaker 1: you fix that? Yeah? I can't. I'm done. I thought

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Speaker 1: I delegated some authority to you. I heard that we're

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Speaker 1: actually mining crystallized pieces of Jesus's come. That's what I heard.

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Speaker 1: I heard. Just shut up. Just think. I heard that

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Speaker 1: the cloud, that the picture in the cloud like a diamond.

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Speaker 1: You know, how makes the hold into a diamond. Pressure

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Speaker 1: makes his chs into these beautiful gens. You're going to

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Speaker 1: get sent to Pasadena if you don't shut the funk up.

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Speaker 1: Get my vote? Is selling his chests? What, honey? Wonder

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Speaker 1: what it would be like not crystallized? What I need?

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Speaker 1: I know what it's like crystallized, but I don't know

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Speaker 1: what it's like as a judge. Can I switch? No? No, no, no, no, please.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be stuck with that kid again.

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Speaker 1: He's so talkative and young, too young. I hate children. God,

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Speaker 1: your four o'clock is here. If you're done with your son,

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Speaker 1: your four o'clock is here. Okay, Hi, I have something

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Speaker 1: really important to talk to you about. I've been waiting

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Speaker 1: for a very very long time. Thank you for seeing me.

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Speaker 1: Are these for everybody? I love being? And Eminem's so good.

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Speaker 1: Even about putting some pretzels in this, maybe some raisins.

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Speaker 1: So about where to begin? Where to begin? Where to begin? Um?

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Speaker 1: I have a pitch for you, an idea. Okay, we um.

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Speaker 1: So I managed the line, the mind line, right where

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Speaker 1: everyone's mind mining. I managed that. I oversee that section

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Speaker 1: of the clouds of heaven, so to speak. Uh, And

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Speaker 1: I overheard one of the work we're talking about what

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Speaker 1: Jesus is jitz might look like, not crystallized in its

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Speaker 1: purest form. And I had the idea. I did that too.

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Speaker 1: I say oh, And then I say my name. I'm like, oh, Terry,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like what So anyway, um, what do you

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Speaker 1: think about a section a slab of heaven that just

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Speaker 1: produces um, you know, his his. The less I have

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Speaker 1: to think and talk about this, the better. Okay, to

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Speaker 1: be honest with you, okay, okay. And then I oh, sorry,

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Speaker 1: my my voice modulated. My voice modulator just went off.

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, Jesse Crumpton, Jon, that's our show for tonight,

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Speaker 1: that is our show man. I want to thank all

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Speaker 1: the alchemists. Caroline Connor, thank you so much for coming back.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Jenny place In particularly like to point folks.

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Speaker 1: I guess my Instagram cotter poop, but I deleted it

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Speaker 1: from my phone, so now I just access it by

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Speaker 1: the web browser on my phone instead of the app

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Speaker 1: and TikTok. I don't have one, but send me TikTok's

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you for being here. You're welcome, you too, Jackie,

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Speaker 1: thank you so damn much. Thank you. Happy to be

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Speaker 1: Please come back and see us soon, Okay, Craig Kakowski,

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Speaker 1: thanks good man. I understand. Craig's List is back for

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Speaker 1: a special month. Yeah, we're calling it Craigslist Spookey Times

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Speaker 1: with ten oh's uh and my wife Carl and I

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Speaker 1: are watching thirty one Halloween or horror movies in the

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Speaker 1: thirty one days of October, and we're podcasting about it.

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Speaker 1: So Craigslist pea cast on Twitter, uh, and then all

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Speaker 1: on there, so please subscribe and listeners talk about scary movies.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait, super excited. Thank you for that. Chris Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I just want to share a

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Speaker 1: quick text I got from the car dealership about my

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Speaker 1: brand new car. It says good news, car won't start.

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Speaker 1: What an upbeat person who literally says that. Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: I just want to share that with everybody at Krissavardo,

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Speaker 1: you know, all over the place. I'm coming at you hard,

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Speaker 1: thank huh, and joe You're well, you're coming out of soft.

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Speaker 1: There's anything you'd like folks to know? Yes, the Heat

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Speaker 1: are gonna win. And as you're listening to this, we're

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Speaker 1: celebrating our fucking fourth championship. Uh so that's it. That's

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Speaker 1: all you gotta know. Did you bind the team? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean? We? Yes, yes, we are. Owner Jackie

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Speaker 1: and I are congratulations, Thank you incredibly exactly. I think

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Speaker 1: it's important to ask who's the bigger fan between Jackie

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Speaker 1: and Joey Jackie Jackie, Jackie has Jackie has a lot

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Speaker 1: more fire and soul about Yes, I get I get

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Speaker 1: upset and I want to take my time away from them.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, but Jackie will just she's die hard.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know if anyone else remembers this.

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Speaker 1: I think it was the uh what was the twenty

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Speaker 1: eleven All right, let's thank our engineering police of the stars,

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Speaker 1: Mr Doug ban verifying folks that I heart media. I'm

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Speaker 1: host Kevin Pollack mind you to please be kind to

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Speaker 1: each other. Wear masks when you go outdoors until next time.