Speaker 1: Start Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Buys,
Speaker 1: Start dat Up. They make it noise, dat Up, start Up.
Speaker 1: Episode one sixty two. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: What's yeah? We made it? It reminds me of nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty two. I was not alive, but that's the year
Speaker 1: the Mets became a team, and you know we're fans,
Speaker 1: So sixty two reminds me of the Mets. I didn't
Speaker 1: bring it up an episode sixty two, but now that
Speaker 1: we've got a one, it's like three out of the
Speaker 1: four digits. When I did hundred episodes and probably two years.
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know I'm not gonna do the math here,
Speaker 1: and please don't tweet me on the math. But when
Speaker 1: we get to episode one thousand nine sixty two, right,
Speaker 1: that'll be that'll be a while from now. That'll be
Speaker 1: the year, right, yeah, the year it'll be dred Studs
Speaker 1: from now. Wow, how far do you think this thing
Speaker 1: is gonna go before we crash? Will probably end around
Speaker 1: uh one next week one. Yeah, we'll see how this goes. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, if you are a new listener, ull welcome.
Speaker 1: We are the Brooklyn Boys. I'm scary that's brody and
Speaker 1: um brody, that's scary, exactly in neither direction. Uh enjoy
Speaker 1: this episode. But after this episode is over, we have
Speaker 1: a rule. Yeah, listen to order and go back to
Speaker 1: episode zero. So please take the journey with us because
Speaker 1: a lot of the things that we refer to on
Speaker 1: this podcast and we haven't That's why I'm covering this
Speaker 1: right now because we haven't covered it in a while.
Speaker 1: But the truth of the matter is, we do a
Speaker 1: lot of inside jokes. There's a lot of language that
Speaker 1: you're gonna hear that some of it will be offensive,
Speaker 1: mostly scary. He's got a potty mouth. But other language
Speaker 1: that you're gonna hear, maybe stuff that you're like, what
Speaker 1: what was that word? I didn't under slang Brooklyn boy slang, Yeah,
Speaker 1: brook Brooklyn slang. Yeah. Speaking of things you might not
Speaker 1: know or understand, We've been trying to get on the
Speaker 1: Deezer app for just because we weren't on Deezer, not
Speaker 1: because we didn't oo case right. So we got on
Speaker 1: Deezer and we may have we may have a problem.
Speaker 1: We don't know yet. Well here's the problem. And uh,
Speaker 1: Scar told you I was gonna mention it later but
Speaker 1: I can't wait. So we got on Deezer. We announced
Speaker 1: were on Deezer, and I don't think it's possible because
Speaker 1: anyone who heard us mentioned Deezer last week wouldn't be
Speaker 1: part of the problem. You would have had to have
Speaker 1: heard that we're on Deezer and then to be a problem.
Speaker 1: So now that I think about it, we don't have
Speaker 1: a problem yet, but we may. We may. But last
Speaker 1: week's episode one sixty one, you guys listen to order,
Speaker 1: so you've all heard it by now, unless you're brand
Speaker 1: new for some reason, and you can tweet us, by
Speaker 1: the way, and um, what's today's date? What today's today's February.
Speaker 1: I'll give you till after that, like a month from now.
Speaker 1: It's too late to tell us. But if you listen
Speaker 1: to this episode or the couple episodes in a row,
Speaker 1: it seems like we a lot of people have not
Speaker 1: listened episode one six one within the first week like
Speaker 1: you normally do. So scary theory is you didn't listen
Speaker 1: on time because the super Bowl weekend, but we released
Speaker 1: the episode Wednesday night. The other video I have. The
Speaker 1: scary theory number two is the fact that they didn't
Speaker 1: send a notification to remind you to listen, so hence
Speaker 1: the low listenership. So here's our reminder. Okay, I learned
Speaker 1: by the way that I didn't update my um My
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio app on my phone and I'm at
Speaker 1: the version right before notifications became a daily thing, So
Speaker 1: I'm not getting notifications. Okay, there's a reason I'm not updating.
Speaker 1: It's a long story. But you guys should update, right.
Speaker 1: So if you are assuming that we don't have a
Speaker 1: new episode because you didn't get a notification, don't assume
Speaker 1: that you know, we do an episode everywhere every week.
Speaker 1: Now something that when we're on vacation and which case
Speaker 1: will tell you, hang on vacation, vacage and we're not
Speaker 1: going to be here, but we may have a surprise
Speaker 1: for you. We may get some free dessert next week. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're working on the lawyers are talking. Yeah, but we
Speaker 1: are on vaca. The Big Stift managers are putting on
Speaker 1: a presentation. Mr rand Big Show is on vacation next week,
Speaker 1: so we schedule President's Day week. We're scheduled to be
Speaker 1: We can't say next week because we don't know when
Speaker 1: you're listening to this, right, But we're scheduled to be
Speaker 1: off the week of the fifteen, and we we have
Speaker 1: an idea. We have a thing. We got a thing.
Speaker 1: We may we may put something, we drop something, We
Speaker 1: drop it like it's hot. Boom. Here's another problem. We
Speaker 1: aren't sure yet. If if you listen, if you listen
Speaker 1: on Deezer, if we get credit for the listen, why
Speaker 1: are you talking to the Deezer audience. There's probably two
Speaker 1: people listening on Deezer. I understand that. But until we confirm, uh,
Speaker 1: switch back off Deezer to however you normally listen, because
Speaker 1: I don't want Deezer to bury us because we didn't
Speaker 1: get credit from a four minutes in here. I got
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. Speaking
Speaker 1: of a lot of stuff the merchandise store. What are
Speaker 1: we gonna do with that? You know, we need to
Speaker 1: clear out the current inventory before we start to bring
Speaker 1: in new items for spring. But you know, you know
Speaker 1: it's gonna be pretty warm quick enough, So let's sell
Speaker 1: those tank tops. Ladies, I'm talking to you and guys,
Speaker 1: well maybe I'm talking to some of you too. Buy
Speaker 1: a tank top by tank Top, you know, Muscle t
Speaker 1: s whatever. Yeah, I would just go up aside because
Speaker 1: they were, you know, originally women's size. Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel
Speaker 1: dot com. I want to throw Buddy off. Who was
Speaker 1: waiting tongue? No, no, I was. I wanted to do
Speaker 1: a dramatic pause because everyone was going did um. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there's some things that we know are very popular,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna fill in some sizes soon. But before
Speaker 1: we can place a big order, we got to move
Speaker 1: out some of the things that are there and get
Speaker 1: an idea of you know, what we're gonna bring in next. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, Janovic, I think was Janevick. I don't
Speaker 1: want to give wrong credit. I think it was. Or
Speaker 1: is it it's one of the two. No, no, it
Speaker 1: was Jane Vic. I'm up to episode again again another
Speaker 1: another time. This is the episode where you discussed the
Speaker 1: merch for Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for the phone case and pizza cutter, maybe the
Speaker 1: mount the mounted you're up mountain, but it's okay. Mounted,
Speaker 1: singing fish, the big mouth billy bass, which in our
Speaker 1: case would be like big mouth, uh, you know, Joey
Speaker 1: shark or something right. So, yeah, we were still exploring
Speaker 1: what we're gonna bring out next. But we just got
Speaker 1: the email from the big boss at the company and said, oh,
Speaker 1: you're missing some sizes. What are you gonna order? So
Speaker 1: give us an idea if you guys still want shirts,
Speaker 1: if you try to go buy shirts and we didn't
Speaker 1: have your size, let us know. Now. This weekend coming
Speaker 1: up is Valentine's Day weekend, and on Sunday, I'm planning
Speaker 1: to do something it I have never ever done. Oh,
Speaker 1: treat your girlfriend with respect. Hi. Oh see, I set
Speaker 1: you up for that joke because I knew you were
Speaker 1: gonna insert funny line here. I figured I would tee
Speaker 1: it up for Did you think it was funny? The truth,
Speaker 1: the truth of the matter is, um, what I haven't
Speaker 1: done forever is stay home. It's your own day. Oh,
Speaker 1: stay home, on on on Valentin, bless you covid. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, that sneeze is a friendly reminder for
Speaker 1: me to friendly remind everyone there's there's no m in
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. It's not Valentine's it's Valentine's Day, Valentine, It's
Speaker 1: not Valentine Day. It's Valentine's So, so, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stay home. My girlfriend's gonna cook for me at her
Speaker 1: house for the first time ever, How can you stay
Speaker 1: home if she's cooking at her house, you bring in
Speaker 1: the food, Well, where's coing to your house? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let me put that we are staying home. As a couple.
Speaker 1: We have never stayed home. We've always gone out to
Speaker 1: eat a new restaurants. And you're staying at her home
Speaker 1: for Valentine's Yes, Wow, when was the last time you
Speaker 1: slept at her house? Well it's been a minute, but yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's always at the man's house. True. But but
Speaker 1: even moreover, the bigger feet here, the bigger accomplishment. Who
Speaker 1: has bigger feet? I hope you think I do? Definitely do.
Speaker 1: She's uh, yeah, she she's kind of cook So I
Speaker 1: think I'm looking forward to it. And obviously these are
Speaker 1: extraordinary times. So she's cooking, what are you? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? What are you bringing? Um? A box? As
Speaker 1: long as it's a hard shaped, hard shape box, you're fine.
Speaker 1: Digging her shape? Did you ever do that when you
Speaker 1: were growing up? Like? No, like you know this Valentine's
Speaker 1: Day traditions, right, First of all, the couple dresses in red,
Speaker 1: like all red. It's like, oh, it's the Valentine's couple.
Speaker 1: I'm red. You're red, so you wear red shirts and everything.
Speaker 1: You never did that. You weren't the couple that went
Speaker 1: out to eat and in red, no dinner what we
Speaker 1: like people who go to Disney wearing matching clothes. Were
Speaker 1: you the couple that did the rose pedal trail to
Speaker 1: the bed with the rose petal? No? No, were you
Speaker 1: the couple where she shaved her bush in the shape
Speaker 1: of her red heart. Okay, all right, okay, stop, and
Speaker 1: you had a heart on for her red shaved bush. No,
Speaker 1: it's harder to do that these days since most people
Speaker 1: don't have any That's very true. I'm saying back in that.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying back in the day. I'm going back.
Speaker 1: I'm going back to the nineties. Dude. People still had
Speaker 1: bush in the early up until like two thousand ten,
Speaker 1: I think was that when they eradicated the bush. And
Speaker 1: by the way, you know why that is? You know why, uh,
Speaker 1: the whole general shaving thing, you know, yeah, the old
Speaker 1: huh right, it's all clear. You get to see, I
Speaker 1: didn't need a better view. I mean, I watched a
Speaker 1: lot of porn back in the day. I saw everything fine,
Speaker 1: So with the advent of porn, it caused women to
Speaker 1: shave more. No, not that you're trying to say, no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying no, the advent of porn. Uh. No one
Speaker 1: was complaining about porn in the in the eighties. No,
Speaker 1: But I'm saying that you're saying that caused in real life.
Speaker 1: That's life imitates art. Yes, it's like, well art, you
Speaker 1: call it what you want, it's it's life imitating you know,
Speaker 1: people got men got turned on by seeing women in
Speaker 1: videos do that, and then it it somehow translated really
Speaker 1: spread pun intended to the outside porn world. But women
Speaker 1: will tell you that they did it for themselves, and
Speaker 1: they did it as a hygiene thing and not for
Speaker 1: the guy, because that would be I mean, why would
Speaker 1: you do that for your guy? You could do it
Speaker 1: for yourself, right, isn't that what it's all about? You
Speaker 1: can you can say that, you try to want to,
Speaker 1: you can get into that debate. We're not gonna get
Speaker 1: into that debate because because that's the that's the thing,
Speaker 1: it's the whole all. I do it for me, I
Speaker 1: do it for you. I did it for you. Know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if there are people who might say, if you go
Speaker 1: out and with a blouse on and your your large
Speaker 1: boobs or ninety sent out, she's dresses for herself, right,
Speaker 1: But then I then I expect you to stare down
Speaker 1: at them all day like we are. So you're saying
Speaker 1: if if they're out, you're gonna look unless they're warm
Speaker 1: and you're trying to cool them. What. They're not there
Speaker 1: for your looking, they're there for I'm sorry's advocate here.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying. I'm not saying I'm saying there are
Speaker 1: people who say that. I'm not saying I say that,
Speaker 1: but you think that they did it deliberately and they're
Speaker 1: dressing for you. If I if I look, if I
Speaker 1: put on a nice clothing or your tongue tied tonight. No,
Speaker 1: if I put on nice clothing, right, it makes me
Speaker 1: feel five percent. Maybe I'm like, I look good tonight.
Speaker 1: It's so other people will think I look good. Because
Speaker 1: that's why you do scary you do you Never you
Speaker 1: get dressed and you put on your five thousand dollars
Speaker 1: smoking jacket right when you go Brooklyn Industrial, Are you
Speaker 1: doing that because you like to you feel better about
Speaker 1: scary Jones, or you do it so people who go
Speaker 1: wow looking at smoking Jackie's war. I want to feel
Speaker 1: good about myself. I look in the mirror, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm confident people, I'm more confident tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm going out of this smoking because you look good
Speaker 1: to other people. Ah. And they say when you give
Speaker 1: a compliment, you're not supposed to say that, look, that
Speaker 1: dress looks great on you. You're supposed to say, you
Speaker 1: make that dress look great? Is that that carry it
Speaker 1: too far? There? It depends on who the person is.
Speaker 1: But if you want to dress like a clown with
Speaker 1: makeup and a big red afro, then you're dressing for
Speaker 1: yourself because then you don't care what other people think.
Speaker 1: But if you are wearing current trendy clothing, right, you're
Speaker 1: going on stage at jingle ball, right, you want to
Speaker 1: look good in pictures because other people are seeing those pictures.
Speaker 1: So I didn't dress for me that night. I dressed
Speaker 1: for the masses. Of course, you dress. You know what's
Speaker 1: something that's most people Well, women are disagreeing right now,
Speaker 1: they're shaking their head. But I will say here's another.
Speaker 1: Here's something that may support your argument. Uh, when you
Speaker 1: get engaged, right, when you get that ring right, what
Speaker 1: what do you like to do with that ring? You
Speaker 1: like and show it off at everybody? Oh, I kind
Speaker 1: of see the ring every First of all, everyone wants
Speaker 1: to see the ring. That's the person they ask for.
Speaker 1: You're not walking around with your palm down, fingers out
Speaker 1: for you, right, you do it, and you photograph it,
Speaker 1: and you you make it prominent. So so in that case,
Speaker 1: the ring is for your friends and your family. You're
Speaker 1: not for you. Would you? Would you? Right? If? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 1: If you wear a paratype jeans, right, they make your
Speaker 1: ass look good. If you say you're doing it for yourself,
Speaker 1: you're lying because you can't see your own ass. You're lying.
Speaker 1: Why do you look good in genes? Because society has
Speaker 1: determined what looks good in genes. So you are making
Speaker 1: yourself look good according to societal norms because you want
Speaker 1: society to think you look good in those genes. If
Speaker 1: you say, oh, I'm wearing these geness because they make
Speaker 1: my ass look good for me, but you don't. You
Speaker 1: don't see your ass, but you know your ass looks
Speaker 1: good to who to other other people who don't think,
Speaker 1: you know what that diets working at that time at
Speaker 1: the gym is working. You want them to see that
Speaker 1: you look good in those genes. Then, so it's both
Speaker 1: I dressed from me. Yeah, but you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You know, I think that I put a Mat jersey
Speaker 1: on I go to a Mets game. Am I doing
Speaker 1: it for me? Or I want everyone in the stands
Speaker 1: to see my Mats jersey. I want people on television.
Speaker 1: I want the other fans to see I'm on on
Speaker 1: one of them. I'm not wearing the Mat jersey to
Speaker 1: make myself. It's a great listen, it's a great debate.
Speaker 1: It's been it's it's a debate that's been around a
Speaker 1: while and then. But I feel like in recent years
Speaker 1: the tables have turned and people are starting to say,
Speaker 1: but I dressed from me for you. I know, listen.
Speaker 1: I have three daughters, and I had this conversation with
Speaker 1: one of my daughters three days ago. I said something
Speaker 1: like she I don't want to get into the details,
Speaker 1: but I said, you can't go out like that. It
Speaker 1: was a ridiculous. It wasn't like I was being over
Speaker 1: that was a ridiculous joke outfits you put together. She
Speaker 1: just I said, well, she's why I go because she
Speaker 1: whatever I said, I said, you, I dressed for me.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Other people think it matters if you
Speaker 1: get arrested dressed like that, even though you you because
Speaker 1: it has an effect, has a ripple effect. You can
Speaker 1: say you're going outside and your underwear and a braw
Speaker 1: and it's to make you feel sexy. You're getting attention,
Speaker 1: which makes you feel good. But that's okay. They're trying
Speaker 1: to say the attention is your own fault. You know,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, but I'm giving you the attention.
Speaker 1: But if I dressed for me, if you dressed for you,
Speaker 1: the attention you get for most people, not everybody, is
Speaker 1: what makes you feel good. We might have might buy
Speaker 1: new sneakers, I buy a new jacket. I look good.
Speaker 1: I go I look good today. But it's also don't
Speaker 1: kid yourself. Most people, not speaking of everybody. Most people
Speaker 1: also like when somebody goes, hey, you look good in
Speaker 1: that jacket, then you go thanks, I thought so too.
Speaker 1: I think it's both. I think it's not just anyway.
Speaker 1: So you know, people who may think that we're chauving
Speaker 1: hisst pigs that we you know we you know, I
Speaker 1: said men too, if you put on jeans, make your
Speaker 1: ass look good, you know. Alright? Alright, well, speaking of
Speaker 1: speaking of people, uh that we lost as listeners. I
Speaker 1: gotta read something for you. This just this just came through. Um,
Speaker 1: wouldn't lose anybody in the No, it's my fault. It's
Speaker 1: my fault. I might have lost a listener on our
Speaker 1: then you owe me have a listener. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Well okay, so someone left, but they knew we were
Speaker 1: going to see it. Uh and this is you know,
Speaker 1: left an age seventy seven type review on on Apple Podcasts. Uh.
Speaker 1: This came from Samantha Ashle. She used her whole name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she gave out podcast one well some some Ashley, Samantha Samantha.
Speaker 1: She she gave our podcast one star on February fifth
Speaker 1: on Apple Podcasts, and she wrote, love Brody, okay, next
Speaker 1: love His rance was a big slice for life. Now
Speaker 1: this is where I want to break this down. Is
Speaker 1: a big slice for life for a while, but no
Speaker 1: longer can deal with scary and his nonchalance to a
Speaker 1: worldwide pandemic. Stop make fun making fun of Brody for
Speaker 1: being cautious. Now this several levels of issue I take
Speaker 1: with this. First. First of all, um, if you were
Speaker 1: a Slice for Life, you would have been a Slice
Speaker 1: for Life. You see that phrase how that works, And
Speaker 1: it wouldn't matter you know us of a hundred sixty
Speaker 1: one episodes that you wouldn't write us off for something
Speaker 1: that you may disagree with, or a joke that might
Speaker 1: have been off color, or something I may have said.
Speaker 1: It's the whole culture of being part of you know,
Speaker 1: you don't You don't dismiss your friends, do you The
Speaker 1: Samantha actually dismissed her ends in family because they might
Speaker 1: have said something she disagree with, you disagreed with, or
Speaker 1: it just doesn't make any sense that she would drop
Speaker 1: us flat and leave a one star review. Ouch she
Speaker 1: was Samante actually yea. So if that's like nine to
Speaker 1: five like she works, is probably September twenty five, it's
Speaker 1: probably her birthday. I like nine to five. I'm going
Speaker 1: with that big Dolly parton fan. Here's what I'll say
Speaker 1: if you have a complaint about Scary. It's, first of all,
Speaker 1: I understand where it's coming from as a listener, but
Speaker 1: you guys should know if you're Slice for Life. We're
Speaker 1: a team. We're a team, and it's it's it's tongue
Speaker 1: in cheeks. Yeah, it's scary, pokes fun at me. But
Speaker 1: then I I forcefully pushed back to remind everyone that
Speaker 1: regardless of where you live, people are dying. We're in
Speaker 1: a pandemic. And of course i may be more cautious
Speaker 1: and I'm a little bit more liberal. I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit countries. I'm not really liberal. I'm not. I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit more free. But no, but hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: for her. Hold on, she get no, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: We want to, No, we need The Slices would agree, yes,
Speaker 1: getting offended by by loose lip pandemic talking, here's the
Speaker 1: comment I think that, No, I'm not. This is what
Speaker 1: I said. This is what I said. I just found
Speaker 1: it odd that Brody and his family would have the
Speaker 1: courage to go to do outdoor dining. This is for
Speaker 1: your birthday, right, You went outside for your birthday and
Speaker 1: you were socially distant. Tables were far apart and you
Speaker 1: were socially distant. You're outside eating and you guys had
Speaker 1: your entire meal with your masks on. When when people
Speaker 1: who decide to go out and actually enter that arena.
Speaker 1: Well most of the time don't have their masks on
Speaker 1: at the dinner table. So precautions were being followed. The
Speaker 1: CDC guidelines were being followed. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: If that restaurant wasn't wasn't following the rules and protocol
Speaker 1: hold on, they would hold on, they would have been
Speaker 1: shut down and they would have find I know, but
Speaker 1: what the rules and protocols are there to minimize the risk,
Speaker 1: not eliminate the risk. So I made by on the
Speaker 1: last episode my medical history, the medical history of my
Speaker 1: family understood. No, no, no, you don't. You live alone,
Speaker 1: right understood. So I have different reasons for being extra precautious.
Speaker 1: And even though I'm six ft away, wind blows saliva. Right, okay,
Speaker 1: but here's the thing, and don't just went out and
Speaker 1: if I okay, the point is, don't get but hurt. No,
Speaker 1: here's here's the point. The point is everything we do
Speaker 1: on this everything we stop, stop, stop, everything we do
Speaker 1: on this podcast is fodder. Is not taking offense too
Speaker 1: and is taking in tongue in cheek, And that's what
Speaker 1: we do. We joke around on this podcast. We have
Speaker 1: silly conversations. But the thing is, I get the right
Speaker 1: to do that, to make to poke a little fun
Speaker 1: of you, the same way the smash took it seriously,
Speaker 1: which means she's not really a slice. She's not really
Speaker 1: in the club. You know what. Here's what I'll say
Speaker 1: about smash Lee smash Nobody's her name is Samantha Ashley.
Speaker 1: I'm actually giving her real name. You name her smash
Speaker 1: smash because I think it's cute. That's it. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say her name all the time. It's easier
Speaker 1: smash Le, s m Ashley, Smashley. I'm not gonna give
Speaker 1: her the fuck you abe. I'm Santa Smashly as a slice,
Speaker 1: smash Lee. I'm surprised you didn't reach out to us.
Speaker 1: You know, I returned every tweet d M. You couldn't
Speaker 1: DM me or or hit me up at Brody delvis
Speaker 1: Er and dot com, which, by the way, I have
Speaker 1: a little behind on. So don't forgive me. If you've
Speaker 1: emailed me and said, hey, listen, I feel uncomfortable. What
Speaker 1: are your thoughts? I agree with you, you know blah,
Speaker 1: and I would have said listen. Scary represents a large
Speaker 1: part of our audience. That doesn't uh, isn't handling the
Speaker 1: pandemic the same way I am. They may be from
Speaker 1: part you, guys, slices you may be part of, from
Speaker 1: a part of a country, of the country that isn't
Speaker 1: as horrifically affected as the New York New Jersey area
Speaker 1: was it one was, although indoor dining returns this weekend
Speaker 1: and stadiums February twenty something. Right, we are fifteen million
Speaker 1: people crammed into a small area in New York City
Speaker 1: and New Jersey. That's a lot more than most states. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Scary goes about his business as safe as he
Speaker 1: feels he should be. He wears his mask. He oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a rule breaker, rights a rulemaker. So just
Speaker 1: in case anybody else feels the same way as Smashly
Speaker 1: and maybe you, we're gonna drop us at the I
Speaker 1: would say, whatever bothers you, and if you feel like
Speaker 1: you dress for yourself and your your your your boobs
Speaker 1: are for you. I didn't mean to offend, but there'll
Speaker 1: be people that are offended at that. But the thing
Speaker 1: is this, and on this podcast for people listening, just
Speaker 1: you know, we're all in this together. We are you know,
Speaker 1: we're friends, We're just we're just all people hanging out here.
Speaker 1: You cannot be a snowflake. I'm gonna go back to
Speaker 1: the snowflake cannot be. No, don't snowflake. That is a
Speaker 1: snowflake move. That is a snowflake move. I don't care
Speaker 1: your opinion aside, your personal opinion aside. That is a
Speaker 1: snow flake move. I'm sorry it is. This is listening.
Speaker 1: We're not supposed to be. We don't do offense serious.
Speaker 1: I think it's a serious issue understood, but within it's
Speaker 1: in the context of the joke and poking around each
Speaker 1: other and then for somebody to just go online and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, fuck you guys, I'm writing you off.
Speaker 1: I'm writing you off. Here's what I love you, Brodie.
Speaker 1: But I'm not listening anymore because Scary has that opinion.
Speaker 1: I do like that part. Here's what I would say
Speaker 1: about this podcast and about the op Strand Morning Show
Speaker 1: that we're that we're a part of. We we deal
Speaker 1: this with this every day on a larger level. Actually,
Speaker 1: hear me out. This isn't the podcast to to cherry
Speaker 1: pick what offends you, because ultimately, after a hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty two episodes. We have said things that would normally
Speaker 1: offend the normal person. Right, you guys are with us
Speaker 1: because you're not the normal people. Correct. You love the ranting,
Speaker 1: slightly off, the sexual innuendos, basing your own d the
Speaker 1: whole thing. It's like the Strand Show. We've had people. Right. Look,
Speaker 1: we genuine less so now because the world is changed,
Speaker 1: But over twenty five years we would we would we
Speaker 1: pushed the line. We totally. We would poke fun at
Speaker 1: Ellish people, Spanish people and I mean from Spain, uh
Speaker 1: Puerto Ricans. We would make fun of gay people in
Speaker 1: a plan in a nice way, not like make fun
Speaker 1: of but we would use stereotypes. We would joke around
Speaker 1: about everybody in a friendly way. We love everybody. And
Speaker 1: by the way, since the world has changed, you've come
Speaker 1: to podcasts like this where we could still we could
Speaker 1: have fun. We do what we want to do. We're
Speaker 1: not offensive. We're still like your friends hanging out with
Speaker 1: you at the bar with masks on, apparently, but we
Speaker 1: still you know what, say, you have a bar. But honestly, honestly,
Speaker 1: at the end of the Dad, I don't want to
Speaker 1: spend any more time on this. No, this podcast is
Speaker 1: not for Smashly. No, it's not. What I was saying
Speaker 1: was people would say, I've been listening for eight years
Speaker 1: and I'm but today you pissed me off. Why because
Speaker 1: they were born in Papua New Guinea and we said
Speaker 1: something silly about Papua New Guinea. But they laughed when
Speaker 1: we joked about the Philippines exactly, joked about Indonesi, but
Speaker 1: as soon as we mentioned Papua New Guinea, Papua New Guinea, right, exactly,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't laugh along the road and then
Speaker 1: the minute it lands on your head, go oh he bastards.
Speaker 1: So here's what I would say, different from what's scary
Speaker 1: is saying if you guys know smash Lely because there's
Speaker 1: no way to respond to comments. Samantha as September she's born.
Speaker 1: That's my brother's birthday. By the way, if bullshit she
Speaker 1: was born on September, Darren fucking ted, I'll bet I'll
Speaker 1: bet the house on it right now. Uh, anyway, my brother,
Speaker 1: that's right, That's why I could bet it. My brother's
Speaker 1: my brother's birthday too. Anyway, Listen, we gotta take a
Speaker 1: break and we gotta move off because we had this
Speaker 1: bad juju going on right here, but stop so much. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm a jujo, don't you are. I'm offended. I'm not
Speaker 1: listening anymore. I like Brodie, but scary offends me as
Speaker 1: a jujo. Good Bye. I'm gonna hit the jingle. Hit
Speaker 1: the jingles and got a lot of sound, and we
Speaker 1: got a lot of email to get to did somebody
Speaker 1: who said hit the jingle on the Somebody has said
Speaker 1: something on the Big Show where people were texting and
Speaker 1: hit the jingle. I love that. I love when Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys crosses over to the other star and uh text
Speaker 1: message page. But not a lot, just a lot enough
Speaker 1: to just remind the people watching the text messages you're
Speaker 1: paying attention. Somebody promoted something. It wasn't me or scary.
Speaker 1: Someone else on the show promoted something like hit the jingle.
Speaker 1: Hit the jingle. Alright, Um, speaking of of of commercials,
Speaker 1: have you seen the Domino's commercial? It ran like two
Speaker 1: or three times during the Super Bowl and it was
Speaker 1: the commercial was it was Harvick? It was one of
Speaker 1: the that doesn't matter. It was one of the NASCAR drivers.
Speaker 1: At the end of the commercial, right, I think it
Speaker 1: was Kevin Harvick. Maybe, and they were trying to show
Speaker 1: how you can order curbside pickup for Domino's Pizza. Again,
Speaker 1: if you live in an area where Domino's Pizza's your
Speaker 1: first choice, you gotta move. That being said, um, if
Speaker 1: Dominos wants to sponsor this podcast, you know, I'm all
Speaker 1: about it. But in the commercial, I know it's for
Speaker 1: the commercial. Scary, It's just those are these are things
Speaker 1: that bother me. The woman opens up the back of
Speaker 1: her minivan. Right. The trunk of her minivan is spotless clean, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, never happens if you have a minivan.
Speaker 1: There's nothing in the back, which never happens if you
Speaker 1: want a minivan. And they bring out a stack of
Speaker 1: of a couple of pizzas and they placed them in
Speaker 1: the center of the trunk perfectly and walk away. Here's
Speaker 1: what bothers me. It's a nipick. I know it's a nipick.
Speaker 1: You're gonna jump on me for it. But if you
Speaker 1: stack pizzas in the back of your minivan, right, what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen when you drive? They're gonna fall over the place,
Speaker 1: They're gonna slide. You don't stack, you don't you put
Speaker 1: them all laid out on the late so they you
Speaker 1: kind of lock them in like a jigsaw puzzle, so
Speaker 1: they can't move right, So I'd be driving back in
Speaker 1: an hour getting free dessert because they ruin my top pizza.
Speaker 1: Then then I think it's Kevin Harvick. Again, it doesn't matter. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's a NASCAR driver getting out of a car and
Speaker 1: he's going through the window of the car as a joke, right,
Speaker 1: and he's in his full NASCAR gear, and a little
Speaker 1: girl in the car driving body says, hey, Harvick, nice pajamas. Right,
Speaker 1: it's funny. But then it bothered me because if you
Speaker 1: know that's Kevin Harvick, then you freaking no, that's not pajamas.
Speaker 1: That's why that bothered me, because you're a NASCAR fan.
Speaker 1: You recognized him, and it's like him getting out of
Speaker 1: the Harvick car. Obviously I'm not. I'm not a NASCAR
Speaker 1: fan where I would remember the driver, whoever it was,
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, all right, Well, but that's just up
Speaker 1: to bad writing. It is bad writing. Okay, So we
Speaker 1: I have some audio by the way coming up. We
Speaker 1: have a lot of audio rioting, all right, so let's
Speaker 1: do some quick we have a lot of email to
Speaker 1: get to. That's just that's some questions for us. We
Speaker 1: just we do an email this early. Well, it's not
Speaker 1: the whole segment. I just wanted to I wanted to
Speaker 1: kind of throw that out there, guys our email address again,
Speaker 1: I don't remember the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Uh, guys,
Speaker 1: got a question. If you order to take out from
Speaker 1: a restaurant that normally does seated dining, do you still tip?
Speaker 1: I got take out from Dinosaur Barbecue left tipped so
Speaker 1: used to filling it out when I get the bill.
Speaker 1: It was just reflex. I'm not sure that's the right
Speaker 1: thing to do, or did I get scambonied? So that's
Speaker 1: Kevin Schuller. Now, first of all, I do understand as
Speaker 1: the cheaper guy, Well before you do that is a
Speaker 1: little It puts you in a weird spot when you
Speaker 1: get the you do take out, you get the receipt
Speaker 1: and you're standing there to bring your food and it
Speaker 1: still says there's a tip line that needs to be
Speaker 1: filled out. You're like, why did they do this to me?
Speaker 1: They put me in an awkward spot? Why don't you
Speaker 1: tip on pickup and delivery? I do but I don't
Speaker 1: tip the full twenty I picked. I tipped ten percent
Speaker 1: on on no, no, non delivery, on pickup, on delivery,
Speaker 1: I give you the full twenty. Oh you're out, you
Speaker 1: get fifteen? What do you give five tennis? How little
Speaker 1: do you give on a pickup? It depends if to
Speaker 1: pick up. If you deliver five dollars worth of food,
Speaker 1: I'll probably give you a five dollars. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: give you a ten percent because that's fifty cents. You're
Speaker 1: not givings of food. No, if my kids order like
Speaker 1: they owned door Dash, they ordered the door Dash Fridays over,
Speaker 1: it's ten bucks. You still got to give the guy
Speaker 1: five bucks tip. Because if you because you sit on
Speaker 1: the food, it's still one bag, it's still one drive
Speaker 1: to your house. What do we do with Kevin here?
Speaker 1: Because Kevin he's take out all right? Again? Um, depending
Speaker 1: on your financial situation and where you live, because things
Speaker 1: caust different things in different cities. UM. I would normally
Speaker 1: on a pick up give like four or five bucks,
Speaker 1: three or four or five dollars, right, not not percentage
Speaker 1: because you packed up my food. And if you packed,
Speaker 1: whether it's a steak or it's a slice of pizza,
Speaker 1: you packed up the food, you put some utensils in. However,
Speaker 1: because we're in a pandemic, because restaurants especion, our area
Speaker 1: is suffering and wait staff is suffering, and so many
Speaker 1: people got laid off, I am giving much larger tips
Speaker 1: on because I'm trying to keep them in business. Because
Speaker 1: if these people don't, you can't pay the bills and
Speaker 1: can't keep the business, and the staff doesn't want to
Speaker 1: work there, then I'm not gonna be able to order
Speaker 1: my my calamari. And over tipping to the small businesses
Speaker 1: as well. Uh and I had also my Uber drivers.
Speaker 1: I'm an uber and lift. I I am like going overboard.
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm not getting in an ober or lift
Speaker 1: right now. Well that's you, all right, But anyway, I
Speaker 1: do freely every day. I don't care. So we got
Speaker 1: another email from a guy who doesn't want to be identified,
Speaker 1: but he said, let me okay, I work am Ashley.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, um okay. Brody mentioned about
Speaker 1: gas station pizza once a previous episode in reference to
Speaker 1: cases of the Midwest. Casey's is a staple in Iowa
Speaker 1: and nearly every convenience store they build is equipped with
Speaker 1: a full kitchen. Most notably, they serve a Bitch and
Speaker 1: Breakfast pizza that has a buttery cheese sauce with eggs, sausage, bacon,
Speaker 1: and cheese. All I could say is, that's not hold
Speaker 1: on wait now, that's a breakfas pizza. Don't knock it
Speaker 1: till you try it. Most out of town people are
Speaker 1: pleasantly surprised. So secondly, Olver's is the only drive through
Speaker 1: fast food restaurant. So that was Casey's. That's a gas station. Uh.
Speaker 1: Culver's is the only drive through fast food restaurant that
Speaker 1: you should pull forward for when a tong comes to
Speaker 1: pulling forward. I know another listener has brought them up before.
Speaker 1: In fact, it's standard to pull forward at the drive through.
Speaker 1: Because Culver's food is all cooked to order. You will
Speaker 1: always get a freshly grilled and assembled butter burger and
Speaker 1: may have a sign at the drive through. Many have
Speaker 1: a sign at the drive through that tells customers to
Speaker 1: come back through if their fries aren't hot enough. I'm
Speaker 1: sure Brody would still find fault with this, but all
Speaker 1: at all, the service and quality makes this chain worth
Speaker 1: a five minute wait. That's from anonymous. So he's trying
Speaker 1: to say that even though it's fast food, it's it's
Speaker 1: more like food coming up fast, and it's okay to
Speaker 1: pull forward into a spot because it's worth the extra
Speaker 1: time that it takes to the food. If they're trying
Speaker 1: to give you a fresh, prepared food, that's different than
Speaker 1: uh Taco place wanting you to pull up so they
Speaker 1: can tell their manager they're averaging a three minute ticket time.
Speaker 1: That's different. That's them wanting to look better and scam
Speaker 1: their bosses at your expense while you pull next to
Speaker 1: a garbage pail. That's different. So you can give me
Speaker 1: a final quality fast food, like, for instance, Rolling Roaster,
Speaker 1: And she said, Bay Brooklyn, where I used to be
Speaker 1: a manager. If you're from the area, you know it's fast.
Speaker 1: But it's not that it's not it's it's like quick food,
Speaker 1: but it's exit. It's quick food. It's quick. It's it's
Speaker 1: the register, you order at the counter and you pick
Speaker 1: it up at the counter. Not as fast, they don't
Speaker 1: have a drive. Not quite as fast food. Right, We're
Speaker 1: not so fast Rolling Roaster was a jingle. We're not
Speaker 1: so fast Rolling Roaster. They were telling you in the jingle.
Speaker 1: We're not that fast. Okay, so it's okay to pull forward.
Speaker 1: But when when you were talking about the big chains
Speaker 1: that that's go back to the pizza thing. I'm not listening.
Speaker 1: If your breakfast pizza is good, it's really breakfast on
Speaker 1: breast breakfast. It's a it's an open faced breakfast much.
Speaker 1: That's really what it is, and I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: Then it's fine. But again, it's like white milk if
Speaker 1: you put modifiers in front of it, if you call
Speaker 1: it breakfast pizza, then it's a different thing. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's pizza. It's shaped like a pizza. It's shaped like
Speaker 1: it's got dough. If it's dough and things are on
Speaker 1: top of dough, and that's defined as pizza. Could you
Speaker 1: consider eggs and hash brown and bacon on top of
Speaker 1: it's really open face sandwich is what it is. Speaking
Speaker 1: of pizza. If I can just interject for a moment,
Speaker 1: because I've done that once or twice before. You think
Speaker 1: I watched the movie recently on HBO Max. Uh, you
Speaker 1: sounded like, uh, the president the President Obama. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, the horror movie. So but President Obama
Speaker 1: used to do that even anyway, So I watched a
Speaker 1: movie with Denzel Washington Rommy Mallick called The Little Things
Speaker 1: based off your penis. Nope, Nope, based on your brain,
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm gonna give you a partial review based
Speaker 1: on your patients in that the name, the name of
Speaker 1: the movie is The Little Things, right, And he says
Speaker 1: in the movie, sometimes you catch people because of a
Speaker 1: little Things. No spoilers, I'm not gonna spoil the movie. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the only time they mentioned it. And then the
Speaker 1: little Things really have nothing to do with the plot
Speaker 1: of the movie. Okay, but that's at the point. There's
Speaker 1: a scene in the movie not gonna ruin it. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna ruin the movie where they they show up
Speaker 1: a pizza that a suspect has bitten and that that
Speaker 1: checking his bite marks against other bite marks. Not a spoiler,
Speaker 1: not a sponsor, not a spoil not a sponsor. The
Speaker 1: the autopsy, the not the mortician. It doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: the woman doing the autopsy, right, um, she says to him,
Speaker 1: this guy must be back, must be from the Northeast. Look,
Speaker 1: he folds his pizza, which folding it at the folding
Speaker 1: it at the at the crust and half where the
Speaker 1: New York slice of pizza, not Chicago deep dish to
Speaker 1: do that is a New York thing. The problem is,
Speaker 1: as a New York I went, oh, yeah, look at
Speaker 1: that he folds his pizza. That might be a clue
Speaker 1: he's from the Northeast. The thing is it was like
Speaker 1: conveyor belt Domino's pizza, So if he's from the Northeast,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't eating it, right at least go get you
Speaker 1: know what, when they filmed Iron Man, it was either
Speaker 1: Iron Man iron Man too right. They bring a box
Speaker 1: a raised pizza from Greenwich Village in the scene, Um
Speaker 1: Happy says, I got your pizza from Raising the Grange Village,
Speaker 1: And the box is actually a box from Greenwich Village.
Speaker 1: And the slice of pizza at least looked like a
Speaker 1: New York slice of pizza. They may have printed the
Speaker 1: box in California, but they made the pizza look like
Speaker 1: a New York slice. So I give him props to
Speaker 1: Marvel for that. This pizza was like, you know, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. The point is they made the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I's like, this guy must be from back north, back
Speaker 1: in the Northeast. But then the rest of the movie.
Speaker 1: They don't say anybody else was killed in a similar
Speaker 1: fashion in Northeast. They never mentioned the Northeast. Again, there's
Speaker 1: no reference to the Northeast. So they just put that
Speaker 1: scene in so they can make her look like, Oh,
Speaker 1: like that pizza looks like it was must have eaten
Speaker 1: from someone in the Northeast. That's there's arbitrary, very random,
Speaker 1: and it didn't have anything to with the plot. Here's
Speaker 1: what I'll say, save your time. The movie summed not
Speaker 1: like one tour, but the pizza thing pissed me off
Speaker 1: to no end. He's like, oh, this guy must be
Speaker 1: from back East. But then it had no relevance to
Speaker 1: the plot. It was like, if you watch the movie,
Speaker 1: you'll know what I'm talking about. You know, I will say,
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's gonna watch it after that review.
Speaker 1: You may have already watched it, and I want you
Speaker 1: to tweet me and scary, I've already seen the movie,
Speaker 1: or if you're gonna watch it anyway and tell me
Speaker 1: if you feel like they took an out. That's a
Speaker 1: hard pass from you mentioned sleepy time solutions. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that is. Pretty talking about, pretty pretty litter
Speaker 1: pretty litter. Did we talk about pretty litter on this podcast?
Speaker 1: Is it kitty litter? It sounds like you may have
Speaker 1: mentioned it last week's Well we should You made my day.
Speaker 1: I was listening to your podcast while exercising and heard
Speaker 1: you talking about my pretty litter scamboni. Oh this is
Speaker 1: the This was Kate, the woman who emailed us about
Speaker 1: the pretty Litter SCAMBOI we read this email. Oh yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting it, and it made me smile. I've
Speaker 1: been a listener of the Big Show for sixteen years
Speaker 1: and recently took a leap of faith and moved from
Speaker 1: New York City area to Maine to be closer to
Speaker 1: friends and family. As a result, I had to start
Speaker 1: listening to the on demand channel that's for the Big
Speaker 1: Show anyway. So Kate, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa?
Speaker 1: What's her first name? Kate, Kate McKee. But she's the
Speaker 1: owner of Sleepy Time Solution. Okay, Kate, let me interject
Speaker 1: here for a moment. Kate, Um, you can listen to
Speaker 1: us on on on IRT Radio Live. You don't have
Speaker 1: to listen to the on demand channel, which you can
Speaker 1: when you miss something aren't we on in an FM
Speaker 1: station in Maine? I think Maine's a big place. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're on in Maine, Portland, Portland, Maine. No, we're not, alright,
Speaker 1: We're in New Hampshire. Uh Portsmanship ports sports Smith, New Hampshire. Anyway.
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Speaker 1: You can listen to the feed on any of those
Speaker 1: stations on I Heart Radio like one hundred New York
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Speaker 1: said you couldn't, So we're gonna educate you and and
Speaker 1: anyone else. You can go to Elvis Oran dot com
Speaker 1: slash how to listen, and you can find out all
Speaker 1: the ways you can listen for free. That's all public
Speaker 1: service announcement. I expect you to listen live to the
Speaker 1: elvist End Morning Show. Now I can go on all day.
Speaker 1: We have someone wants to come at you, Brodie. They
Speaker 1: want to come at you. Some guy. He wants it's
Speaker 1: not the way that you're describing it. He wants to
Speaker 1: get get, get in your face, beat me up with
Speaker 1: debate me on someth debate. It was Andrew Crope who
Speaker 1: has a problem. Yeah, you can't crope with the situation. Hey,
Speaker 1: slice for life. Here's the ship sandwich. Love you guys.
Speaker 1: Episodes y'all never bothered me. Always good stuff. Okay, I
Speaker 1: hated the last episode, dude to myself being in an
Speaker 1: m l M multilayer marketing company full time with my wife.
Speaker 1: And not everyone is the same. You guys kind of
Speaker 1: have every company. You put every company in a bad light.
Speaker 1: I get the same spammy assholes like you guys do,
Speaker 1: and all the crappy products. But again, not everyone is
Speaker 1: the same. Not everything is a pyramid scheme and only
Speaker 1: winning if you're just on the top. Just thought i'd
Speaker 1: share with you guys. Still love you guys, but you
Speaker 1: both oh, both of us are very wrong in that category.
Speaker 1: Very uneducated for the matter of for sure. So Andrew
Speaker 1: and his wife are part of a we called it
Speaker 1: a Ponzi scheme, like the Lulu Ro's of the world,
Speaker 1: the pyramid schemes right where you can only you know,
Speaker 1: get out, cash out after you get ten people to join.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say, Andrew. I will do a little
Speaker 1: more research, but here's what I'll say. And I'm glad
Speaker 1: you're slicing stuck with us unlike smash Ly. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: you go. You said it. Fuck you smash Ly, f
Speaker 1: you smash She hates you. This is why she hates you.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna get any love back from her.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter anymore. You know what, we gave a
Speaker 1: great explanation. Someone who knows her, it's gonna tell her
Speaker 1: we felt, and she's gonna come back, and then she's
Speaker 1: gonna We're gonna lose her. You're gonna be like, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna be a dick for? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna put the Brooklyn Boys when you love them for
Speaker 1: a hundred eisodes? Jesus give us at least three, give
Speaker 1: us three stars with a you want to take a
Speaker 1: star away from me? I don't care. Fine, no, no, no, okay.
Speaker 1: As far as that, I don't want to delve too
Speaker 1: hard into this. The problem with most and Andrew. I
Speaker 1: can't speak for your company. You could be the best
Speaker 1: top of the pyramid guy. Ever, I'm not saying it's pyramid.
Speaker 1: Let me phrase that top of the multi layers. You
Speaker 1: could be on the multi level level one. But somebody
Speaker 1: is at level thirty seven and they're not getting anybody
Speaker 1: for thirty eight, and they're fucked. That's how it works.
Speaker 1: If you're a level one, you will never meet level
Speaker 1: thirty eight. You don't have everyone come to the office.
Speaker 1: You don't have all the levels get together for a
Speaker 1: big thing, unless you you take out a convention and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, buy my tapes and books on how
Speaker 1: to do market most I can't Andrew again, if you
Speaker 1: have reinvented MLM. Notice I didn't say M LM marketing
Speaker 1: because that's redundant. If you've if you've reinvented MLM, congratulations,
Speaker 1: congratulations to the to the the the lms below you. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying for normal companies, somebody at level ninety
Speaker 1: three is not getting level ninety four. And and unless
Speaker 1: you reimburse level ninety three for their inability to get
Speaker 1: ninety four, it could be able. More people have been
Speaker 1: exposed to this, the more the less of a chance
Speaker 1: you have of getting out because you've asked everybody already.
Speaker 1: They've they've all been asked, so they're like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: done with that, I've heard about it before, I'm out,
Speaker 1: or I already participating with this person. So again at
Speaker 1: some point it reaches us a market saturation and it's
Speaker 1: impossible to make money at some point. If you are
Speaker 1: not Andrew and you find out who what what company
Speaker 1: Andrew is h MLM, and you want to invest with Andrew,
Speaker 1: go right ahead. I'm we were just saying that, let's
Speaker 1: just say most M M LM can be a problem.
Speaker 1: And if you if you think most, we're talking about
Speaker 1: this last month and we'll move on, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: stuck with a lot of merchandise in your basement. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. You got room for you have breath
Speaker 1: for one more Brody that's complaining. Oh I got Alan
Speaker 1: Lendon goodrow By. All these people have slid into my
Speaker 1: d ms on Instagram at Scary Jones. Brody should have
Speaker 1: taken offers from private buyers for his broken washer. All
Speaker 1: you have to do is make sure it's listed as
Speaker 1: as is and no refunds. Because even though those private
Speaker 1: buyers aren't businesses, they may have the know how to
Speaker 1: fix it or be able to get it fixed and
Speaker 1: still come out cheaper than a new one. Why not
Speaker 1: let them know what's wrong with it and let them
Speaker 1: make an offer. It's better than zero dollars. All right,
Speaker 1: I will tell you why, because I just listed it.
Speaker 1: I took my owner your advice before you gave it,
Speaker 1: and I listed them online. Okay. I listed them last night,
Speaker 1: and I clearly said the wa sing machine has this defect.
Speaker 1: It stops in the middle of the wash and you're done.
Speaker 1: It says there's an SD error, not an your own. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: I said, at first, it's a SuDS error. However it's
Speaker 1: it's it's an error that would come up if you
Speaker 1: have too many suns. It doesn't matter. There's no SuDS.
Speaker 1: I run it without SuDS. There's no salp nothing, It's
Speaker 1: it's a glitch in the Okay this He goes on
Speaker 1: again to something else. He's going, all right, hold on.
Speaker 1: I listed them and I said, uh, everything, every detailed measurements,
Speaker 1: all the things that I replaced on the dryer. Then
Speaker 1: I said, the washing machine. I've replaced everything. It's new
Speaker 1: inside for the most part, except this error that I
Speaker 1: have not been able to fix. Okay. Three people contacted
Speaker 1: me within an hour. I'm interested. I want them. I
Speaker 1: won't come get them. I said, okay, do you have
Speaker 1: a hand truck like the listing says, because I have
Speaker 1: five steps to my basement. Right, do you have a
Speaker 1: hand truck? And did you did you read the description
Speaker 1: of the washing machine that there's a problem, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 1: They all wrote back, Oh, sorry, not interested. The problem
Speaker 1: is people will say they read it. They'll think they
Speaker 1: can just get it fixed. They'll go, oh, oh, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll get the washing machine for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: It's a six hundred dollar washing machine. I'll get someone
Speaker 1: to fix it for a hundred boom. The problem is
Speaker 1: I have a PC and G service contract, which means
Speaker 1: they come anytime I want for seven dollars a month,
Speaker 1: and they've tried numerous times and can't fix it. Now,
Speaker 1: somebody else might be able to fix it, but if
Speaker 1: you're a Joe guy living in the house, you're not
Speaker 1: You can watch all the YouTube videos you want, you're
Speaker 1: not able to fix this thing. So I wanted to
Speaker 1: sell it to a place where they can use it
Speaker 1: for parts or replace. The point let him continue, because
Speaker 1: that was that was on Friday night. I'm sitting right
Speaker 1: next to it right now. That was on Friday. I
Speaker 1: have the new washing machine right that, you know. I
Speaker 1: got a PC Richard um and I'm sitting next to
Speaker 1: the one that's broken because I wasn't able to get
Speaker 1: rid of it when they were here. I told you this,
Speaker 1: I had to change all the pipes of myself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting next to it, all right. So on Friday
Speaker 1: he wrote to me, and then tonight, just to two
Speaker 1: hours ago, he writes, Hey, uh, but let me set
Speaker 1: this up. Last last week Brody made fun of me
Speaker 1: because I was was one of thirty one people that
Speaker 1: received the twenties Standing Ovation Award, which was an award
Speaker 1: for the essential employees at I Heart Media, and they
Speaker 1: gave me a nice framed glass plaque Thank you. I
Speaker 1: Heart Media. Women is one of the people that that
Speaker 1: that that you're in with. No, this guy is a listener,
Speaker 1: he says, a party, and you called it a participation
Speaker 1: trophy and it's not a real trophy. You can you
Speaker 1: basically pooh pooed my award. So Hera Allen writes back
Speaker 1: that a participation trophy is different from what I got
Speaker 1: because the losers didn't also get one, just like a
Speaker 1: championship ring is not a participation trophy for the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl because the Kansas City Chiefs didn't also get a
Speaker 1: super Bowl ring just for playing. Okay, here's where he's
Speaker 1: wrong though, Blaine Gabbert. Do you know why blame Gabbett
Speaker 1: was trending on Super Bowl Night? Blaine Gabbert is the
Speaker 1: backup quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I don't think
Speaker 1: and I could be look if you're a buckets apology,
Speaker 1: he got a ring hold on, right. I don't think
Speaker 1: Blaine Gabbert played a snap this year, and from to
Speaker 1: what I know, he could have played it, you know,
Speaker 1: during a blowout game. He he yeah, he had no
Speaker 1: impact on the playoffs, on the run on the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: He gets the ring. God blessed, and that's other rules
Speaker 1: are I get it. But if he walks into a
Speaker 1: like a bar, he's like, look I got a ring,
Speaker 1: He'll go, oh, who'd you buy it from? Blaine Gabbert?
Speaker 1: And he gotta partici participated on the team. Do you know,
Speaker 1: like in in Major League Baseball, if you like get
Speaker 1: traded after like forty games, the team wins the World Series,
Speaker 1: still gonna ring? You still gonna ring? Right? I get that.
Speaker 1: That doesn't have the same level of like when Tom
Speaker 1: Brady gets a ring. He earned the goddamn ring. So
Speaker 1: Blaine Gabbert was trending because people like dude, Blaine Gabbert
Speaker 1: got a Super Bowl ring, and I'm happy for Blank Gabett.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's a good man, a good but he
Speaker 1: didn't Standing Ovation award. Yes, go look on Twitter trending. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: great is the backup quarterback to Todd fucking Brady? How
Speaker 1: do we fall so far behind Brod? We've got some
Speaker 1: much to get to. I didn't talk about the dusty
Speaker 1: old box. Wait a minute, this is this the thing
Speaker 1: about your aunt. Yeah, that's kind of sad. I don't
Speaker 1: want to bring it down, but I kind of want
Speaker 1: to talk about it. And then I know you have
Speaker 1: a million things yours. I want to do that and
Speaker 1: come back. But let me get do a couple of quickies. Here.
Speaker 1: I got in trouble. Um my wife and daughter bought
Speaker 1: some stuff in Victoria's secret. Um uh maybe January, pre pandemic.
Speaker 1: Then the pandemic hit and the moles closed and nobody
Speaker 1: left their house and whatever. So this bag of girly
Speaker 1: stuff has been sitting in the uh in the closet,
Speaker 1: waiting to be returned. And my wife says to me,
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, you know that bag,
Speaker 1: because I was like, what's with this bag? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: too late. They're never gonna take it back. I said,
Speaker 1: you leave it to old Mr Brodie. Here, I will,
Speaker 1: I will have it returned. Not to worry. So I
Speaker 1: figured I'll just explain pandemic. They gotta make an exception,
Speaker 1: no problem. So I go in. And if you've ever
Speaker 1: walked into Victoria's Secret by yourself as a man, I have.
Speaker 1: If you're really actually and just walk out, Oh nice.
Speaker 1: If you walk in and you're really good looking, they
Speaker 1: assume like, oh, yeah, you're buying something for your hot girl. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I feel like when I walk in, they look
Speaker 1: at me like, oh, here's the guy who likes to
Speaker 1: wear underwear girls underwear, or like he wants to look
Speaker 1: at the posters or people. Yeah, and you can't walk
Speaker 1: into the single you or or if you are a
Speaker 1: single guy and I've done this before, you've got to
Speaker 1: go right to one of the people on the floor.
Speaker 1: And that's fact I'm looking. I'm looking for this for
Speaker 1: this person. Otherwise, if you're just creeping around feeling the
Speaker 1: underwear in the between the racks, that's right. Awkward, right right, Okay,
Speaker 1: And by the way, there's nothing wrong with men wearing
Speaker 1: ladies underwear. I wasn't saying there was. I'm saying, you
Speaker 1: get that look like I'm not here to buy stuff
Speaker 1: for women. And I get to the register and there's
Speaker 1: nobody behind the counter when I first get there. So
Speaker 1: I'm standing there kind of just staring at the at
Speaker 1: the desk, and I feel like the women are looking
Speaker 1: at me, like, who's that guy just staring because right
Speaker 1: behind the register is three posters of beautiful women in
Speaker 1: in lingerie, So it looks like I'm staring at the
Speaker 1: giant posters for the mannequins maneins behind the register. But
Speaker 1: still at the same point, this is some hot hot
Speaker 1: mannequins are So anyway, I go to the register and
Speaker 1: I do the return and I explained, you know, COVID
Speaker 1: blah blah blah pandemic, and they not a problem, take
Speaker 1: everything back. And the girl behind the counter was a
Speaker 1: a no noser. Yeah she wore she was wearing a
Speaker 1: chin diaper, right, but not on purpose. She was wearing
Speaker 1: or actually covering her mouth, only not the nose. The
Speaker 1: problem was and this isn't even part of the why
Speaker 1: I bring up the story. She was wearing a blue
Speaker 1: surgical mask like the paper ones, and it wasn't tight fitting,
Speaker 1: and it wasn't adjustable, and so she was chewing gum
Speaker 1: like a cow. So every time her mouth dropped to
Speaker 1: open her mouth for the gum down, so she would
Speaker 1: go and have to put the mask over put the
Speaker 1: mask over nose. So she would occasionally forget as we're talking,
Speaker 1: and I would keep some tells me, that's not what
Speaker 1: the point of this is, you know, I'm turning. It
Speaker 1: bothered me because it was she was a gum chewing noser,
Speaker 1: because the man don't chew gum. If your mask doesn't fit,
Speaker 1: did you get really get I get the return? Well mail,
Speaker 1: your refund'll take six weeks. Whatever. Good. I now feel like,
Speaker 1: let me get the funk out of here, because of
Speaker 1: course I got to get out of him alone, and
Speaker 1: as women behind me online, I was like, haven't I stay, ladies,
Speaker 1: I was like trying to get out. And then as
Speaker 1: I turned the corner there was a woman who's a
Speaker 1: little bit larger with with I wasn't googling very very
Speaker 1: large breast. Yeah, I guess again she was an oversized
Speaker 1: woman with I mean like basketballs and she and her
Speaker 1: hands cups, not the coffee kind. She had a she
Speaker 1: was trying on a big bra right over her shirt,
Speaker 1: and you know women like to make sure it fits right.
Speaker 1: Just as I turned the car, her hands were on
Speaker 1: her own breasts over the bra, like pushing them and
Speaker 1: like making sure that brawl was fitting right. And of
Speaker 1: course when you turn a corner, whatever's in front of
Speaker 1: you catches your eye. And what was in front she
Speaker 1: was her big so I kind of like look at
Speaker 1: all and I and I do, like because I almost
Speaker 1: walked in our right. But she looks because this is
Speaker 1: an unfortunate misfortune of David, she and her friends, because
Speaker 1: she was with two girlfriends look at me, like why
Speaker 1: you look at my tent's creep, And I'm like, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't. No look, no look right like a Seinfeldt,
Speaker 1: no pick, no pick, because and she wasn't a short woman,
Speaker 1: so her boobs were almost at m like almost like level,
Speaker 1: so like looking at them, I wouldn't have had to
Speaker 1: move my head and I would, and she I reacted
Speaker 1: like I was given because she's grabbing her own boobs.
Speaker 1: That that's awkward. So I got, I got, I got
Speaker 1: boob accused bob acucue from those tig ole biddies, well
Speaker 1: from the woman with naturally, uh you know whatever I
Speaker 1: was trying, but I wasn't looking. All right, happens, Okay,
Speaker 1: I still like to go in there to fart because
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. It smells so nice in there. Oh you
Speaker 1: know what's even better place candle. But you can always
Speaker 1: cover it up. You just go ok in there and
Speaker 1: go or shop the body shop those places, or even
Speaker 1: even in uh no, no, no apercrom It smells like
Speaker 1: someone dropped the case of cologne in there. Every time
Speaker 1: somebody dropped perfume and didn't clean it up. Here's what
Speaker 1: you do. Here's what You go over to the sample
Speaker 1: stuff and you spray it like you want to see
Speaker 1: how it smells. But you do it as you farted like,
Speaker 1: but then you already spraying like, oh oh this smells
Speaker 1: like leather. Oh yeah, I like this. That anti enne
Speaker 1: is not sitting right now. Well, you can also fart
Speaker 1: by anti enns because that cinnamon, or like cinnabon, you
Speaker 1: can fart by cinnabon because the cinnamon comes up nowhere
Speaker 1: else you fart cinnabon Yankee candle or or a place
Speaker 1: that sells cauliflower, because no one will ever notice because
Speaker 1: it smells like abercrombiean and farts. All right, and we
Speaker 1: gotta take a break, and then we got some things
Speaker 1: to cover. I gotta I gotta vodka, chicken parm panini. Problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I have a problem. And we have sounds, and
Speaker 1: I haven't. I have to talk about the dusty old box.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll get to that right after the scary
Speaker 1: all right, you know, all right, well past the old boxes.
Speaker 1: I think we should finish on dusty old box. You
Speaker 1: want to finish on that? We got sound good? Just
Speaker 1: tell you my chick in Pompanini story because your opinion, Yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: go for it. This is hit it. This is not
Speaker 1: a Scamboni, but I feel like they tried to scamboni me.
Speaker 1: So I have the jingle ready. There's a I'm not
Speaker 1: going to name the place. There's a place in New
Speaker 1: Jersey where the guy is from Brooklyn. They sell a
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Slice, which is basically a rip off of Lmbis
Speaker 1: Mamonial Guns. Their logo is a Brooklyn Bridge, and I
Speaker 1: want you to know I love them, love them the
Speaker 1: pizzas fact, No, I don't think so I'll tell you
Speaker 1: why I went in. Uh. Last week, I happened to
Speaker 1: be where I was going to visit my mom. I
Speaker 1: was wearing my Brooklyn Boys shirt. My mom loves the
Speaker 1: show hoodie No No, the Great T shirt property of
Speaker 1: and so I walk in wearing my Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 1: T shirt and they're all in Brooklyn Bridge shirts and
Speaker 1: nobody noticed my Brooklyn Boy shirt. I thought it was
Speaker 1: odd that they wouldn't go, oh, Brooklyn Bridge the Brooklyn Slice.
Speaker 1: But one of the things they sell, which I have
Speaker 1: every time I'm there. No matter what pizza I get,
Speaker 1: I cannot not get this. It's a chicken palm pannini
Speaker 1: with vodka sauce. And they have it up on the
Speaker 1: counter like you know in the pre made stuff, like
Speaker 1: it's there, and when you order it, they sauce it
Speaker 1: and melt the cheese, put in the oven. You're done, okay.
Speaker 1: So I get that. I order a head so I
Speaker 1: can run and run out, and I'm h I want
Speaker 1: to say, it's maybe twenty minutes from my mom. So
Speaker 1: on the way from my mom there, I like to
Speaker 1: a little snacky, snacky, little eat and run, little eat
Speaker 1: and drive. I take out my chicken palm Pannini to
Speaker 1: take up just to take a little bite as I'm driving.
Speaker 1: It's like a pocket of food. It's fantastic. I get
Speaker 1: my napkins ready because the sauce just oozes out. It's
Speaker 1: so yeah, and I and I take a bite and
Speaker 1: as dry as as dry as a rock. I opened
Speaker 1: it up at the red light, and it looks like
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of an orange haze on the bread,
Speaker 1: like either it was buttered or like they took a
Speaker 1: paintbrush and they painted it with with light orange or
Speaker 1: light pink. You could just faintly see the bread is
Speaker 1: this color there. There's no sauce. So at this point,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm five minutes from my mom. I'm like twenty
Speaker 1: minutes away. I called back and I said, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I ordered this big thing. I spent like fifty bucks
Speaker 1: on pizza and food for my mom that you wanted say,
Speaker 1: I said, listen, I ordered the chicken pompanini. There's no
Speaker 1: Vandka sauce on it. Now, we've all heard this excuse before,
Speaker 1: and I was very surprised that they tried this on me.
Speaker 1: They said, oh, it must have absorbed into the bread.
Speaker 1: That's a scam. That's a scam. Boni, that's it does
Speaker 1: That's not what happened. That's yeah, yeah, we know. That's
Speaker 1: you trying to like say to me, oh, no, it's
Speaker 1: in there. It's like when you were like, oh, the cheese,
Speaker 1: it must have melted in. It's it must it's not.
Speaker 1: It doesn't absorb dicks. And don't aren't you a grown
Speaker 1: ass adult to know that that's not the way that
Speaker 1: that that that you know, substance reacts with bread. Give
Speaker 1: me a first of all. First of all, again, I
Speaker 1: have it at least twice a month, right, I've had
Speaker 1: it thirty times in the past year or two, or
Speaker 1: maybe they gave you an old piece, or maybe it
Speaker 1: was the end of the end of the batch. And
Speaker 1: like you know, we're just gonna try and make more.
Speaker 1: Telling me that the giant I got my napkins ready,
Speaker 1: because the sauce always squirts out. If you're telling me
Speaker 1: that much sauce absorbed into the panini bread. And by
Speaker 1: the way, if you're a baker and you can tell
Speaker 1: me that the average could take in nine ounces of
Speaker 1: vodka sauce. Don't tweet me. I I don't want the
Speaker 1: science behind it. I gotta say, if this sauce is gone, scary,
Speaker 1: it's been sitting there for three days. If the sauce
Speaker 1: you put on because I got there, I got there.
Speaker 1: I want to say it was two o'clock roughly. If
Speaker 1: if by two o'clock in the afternoon, five ounces of
Speaker 1: sauce has absorbed into the bread, then I want new
Speaker 1: bread and new sauce. So the guy says to me,
Speaker 1: or what do you want me to do? You want
Speaker 1: to come back, I'll give you a a little sauce on
Speaker 1: the side. I said, I'm not gonna come back. I'm
Speaker 1: twenty minutes away. That's gonna put me forty minutes out
Speaker 1: to visit my mom twenty minutes back. I said, I
Speaker 1: can't come back. He said, what we want to do?
Speaker 1: I said, well, you know I'm a regular customer, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe he can give you a better
Speaker 1: one next time I come in. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: gotta get you a sauce. Hold on, you say this,
Speaker 1: guy says, Thomans sending Brad got up and TiO. The
Speaker 1: guy goes, we'll give another one. So he comes back.
Speaker 1: He goes, I will give you a credit for next time.
Speaker 1: My point is the guy was like trying to give
Speaker 1: me the old absorbed into the bread. Okay, but here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I'm eating the bread. I don't taste any
Speaker 1: voca sauce. If it absorbed into the bread, you would
Speaker 1: taste right. Would the break be like the juiciest vodka
Speaker 1: is sauce? You know what? I don't scare. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: as Italian as to come without being Italian? Italian? What
Speaker 1: is it? What are you? What is your what is
Speaker 1: your Russian? And Polish? I think? Look, I'm American if
Speaker 1: you want to. But my grandparents immigrated from Russia and Poland.
Speaker 1: Uh in a long, long freaking time, a long time ago.
Speaker 1: My great great parents were born in Europe. My my
Speaker 1: grandparents migrated one set from Russia, one set was born
Speaker 1: here in America. So I'm fourth fourth generation American, one half.
Speaker 1: There's something I want to tell you, And this is
Speaker 1: something I gotta bring up here. And I don't even
Speaker 1: think I really mentioned this on the Big Show. I
Speaker 1: really haven't had the chance. We don't sound last. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So my um so, my aunt Millie, my great aunt Millie,
Speaker 1: who I've loved as as a grandma. She's treated me
Speaker 1: like grandma. Grandson. You talked about aunt Millie more than
Speaker 1: your parents sometimes. I've talked about it for five years
Speaker 1: on the radio. Yeah, your aunt Millie used to steal
Speaker 1: stuff her used to steal coffee and different things that
Speaker 1: she She passed away at ninety six years old last
Speaker 1: week and last week also, I was a little, you know,
Speaker 1: bit off she had passed, but we were planning stuff
Speaker 1: off in the background, funeral and things like that, and
Speaker 1: so my head wasn't really in the game. Um, but
Speaker 1: you know what, she lived. She lived again. She lives
Speaker 1: a great life. And again it was not by the
Speaker 1: non COVID related Let's throw that out there right now,
Speaker 1: because people always ask anyone, anyone who do no know
Speaker 1: anyone who passes away in this year, They always say
Speaker 1: did they have COVID? Was it COVID? Okay, okay, let's
Speaker 1: put this way. Most deaths, you know are not okay.
Speaker 1: They're just saying, okay, all right. So as it turns out, um,
Speaker 1: my my mother calls my sister on the phone and
Speaker 1: she goes, all right, Jen, go get the box. And
Speaker 1: my sisters like what what box? Turns out and Aunt
Speaker 1: Millie's closet in her bedroom, she had I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: calling it a death box. So there's no other better
Speaker 1: way to put it. So my sister's like, okay, because
Speaker 1: I want you to read me whatever instructions or if
Speaker 1: there's a note in there. So so my sister go
Speaker 1: into the closet and goes into the top right corner
Speaker 1: and the big box is there, and there is the
Speaker 1: box and she opens it up and there is this
Speaker 1: is kind of creepy, the clothes that my aunt wanted
Speaker 1: to be buried in that my aunt chose. My aunt.
Speaker 1: Let's go back ten years when she was living at
Speaker 1: the house, just had nothing to do on a Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 1: She she had the foresight to be like, you know
Speaker 1: what I want to I want to put together my
Speaker 1: my my end of life box, whatever you want to
Speaker 1: call it. Um. So she literally put in She's all right,
Speaker 1: I want these this shirt, this dress, i want these shoes.
Speaker 1: She put everything in there, even her underwear and everything.
Speaker 1: She put all of her clothing in there, and then
Speaker 1: with the note specific instructions, I do not want any
Speaker 1: jewelry on me, I do not want I mean, I
Speaker 1: know this is kind of hard for people to listen
Speaker 1: to right now, this is kind of totally shifting gears. Um.
Speaker 1: She she wanted uh, this rosary beads that she left
Speaker 1: in there too, because I want this in my hands.
Speaker 1: I want my hands faced this way and this and that,
Speaker 1: and I don't want any flowers in the coffin. And
Speaker 1: then she she was so meticulous because I guess I
Speaker 1: guess all the years that she was going to other
Speaker 1: people's wakes, she she probably looked and she's probably I
Speaker 1: don't want that when when I go, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: She made a lot of mental notes. So ten years
Speaker 1: ago she put together this box, put it in the closet,
Speaker 1: and then at some point in in last year or so,
Speaker 1: she told my mother of his existence. So my sister
Speaker 1: had had the job of reading to my mother on
Speaker 1: the phone, like all this this long note and the
Speaker 1: specific instructions so my mom could actually share it with
Speaker 1: the funeral home. WHOA, that's kind of crazy, right, pretty heavy.
Speaker 1: But you know, I say this not you know, you're like,
Speaker 1: where is he going with this as a joke? Because
Speaker 1: his entertainment value, it's more of is this a common thing?
Speaker 1: It's more of a question for you and the the slices.
Speaker 1: Is this something that you've thought of in your healthier,
Speaker 1: sane early life to say, not now, but would you?
Speaker 1: Is this something you will eventually do? And be like?
Speaker 1: You know what? As I get older in life on
Speaker 1: a Saturday afternoon, there's nothing going on, it's raining, I'm
Speaker 1: not going out today, you know what. I want to
Speaker 1: put together my end of life box and then start
Speaker 1: gathering things I mean and with a note and writing
Speaker 1: a meticulous note. Maybe at n I would consider it.
Speaker 1: But for instance, as a Mets fan, yeah, you might go.
Speaker 1: He probably wants to be buried in his Mets jersey.
Speaker 1: He probably want you're as these things. No, I do not.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. I don't want my mat Jesi ruined.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna get get bugs eating it. It's gonna
Speaker 1: deterior I didn't break down. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: want that. I want to bury me in crappy clothing
Speaker 1: the should I wore every day to work during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: T shirts and jeans and who's gonna see me? Who's
Speaker 1: gonna see me? By the way, when I die I
Speaker 1: will not be dressing for myself or anybody else either,
Speaker 1: or not dressed of anybody. I'm dead. But let me
Speaker 1: ask you a quite and scary well. Hold on, when
Speaker 1: you're Catholic, you know you have an open open cask.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm so glad. I'm Jewish, closed that ship up. No,
Speaker 1: I do not want to see it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to know it. I don't. I'm very uncomfortable. I'm not.
Speaker 1: We know, we had a we had a traditional Catholic.
Speaker 1: It had no I want to open casket. So we
Speaker 1: saw her. She had her dress on, she had everything
Speaker 1: that by the way, we followed. We followed her her
Speaker 1: rules like just to to a t Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: wish her wishes, last wishes. If I had awake, if
Speaker 1: I had awake, now I would say, I want to
Speaker 1: be in the wake, in the wake, awake. If you're dead,
Speaker 1: you're going to awake. But it's the persons continue um.
Speaker 1: By the way tweets scary, I don't want to know. Also,
Speaker 1: also by the way, big fail. When I asked you
Speaker 1: guys to tweet scary first birthday, please don't tweet me
Speaker 1: and scary first birthday? All right, Okay, So continue continue here,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you a ques and scary whether it's
Speaker 1: your Aunt Millie or God forbid, someday your parents, let's
Speaker 1: say Aunt Millie or your mom for instance. Right, make
Speaker 1: a little closer to the home because you're probably eventually
Speaker 1: you and your siblings have power of attorney over your parents. Right,
Speaker 1: Let's say your father passes on at mother lives your
Speaker 1: mother hundreds. You're right, your mother outlives your father, because
Speaker 1: that's how it normally works. That's the norm. And you
Speaker 1: and your your two siblings are in charge of everything.
Speaker 1: And you open up your mom's your mom's box pun intended,
Speaker 1: and it says, I want to be buried with my
Speaker 1: thirty five thousand dollar engagement ring. Wow, it means so
Speaker 1: much to me. Your father gave it to me. And
Speaker 1: so you're saying, at some point, when it comes to
Speaker 1: something of value, you have to draw the line and
Speaker 1: make it up a number. I don't know what a
Speaker 1: ring is worth, but let's say it's Let's say it's
Speaker 1: a thirty thousand dollar ring because she got it in
Speaker 1: the sixties and now it's worth much it's and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to be it's a symbol of my love
Speaker 1: to your father. You have thirty dollar ring? Do you do?
Speaker 1: You mock up a zarconia a cubic right and and
Speaker 1: have a replica put in right or just like you,
Speaker 1: and you don't tell your brother and sister and you
Speaker 1: just put it on and nobody knows. Or at the
Speaker 1: wake you put on the fake ring and nobody knows.
Speaker 1: They're all like, oh, Roseanne wanted to be buried in
Speaker 1: the ring. There's the ring, but it's a fake ring. Right?
Speaker 1: Would you put thirty thou dollars into the hole because
Speaker 1: some dead woman wanted you to do it? And no,
Speaker 1: one's never gonna know. She's not gonna know. Yes, she
Speaker 1: she's looking down dead, she's looking down. What is she
Speaker 1: gonna do from looking down? When you get to heaven,
Speaker 1: she's gonna go ahead. Maybe she's gonna hunt my house.
Speaker 1: So you take the thirty thousand dollar ring, you buy it,
Speaker 1: You put ten thousand dollars into charity far for whatever
Speaker 1: she passed away from. And you take twenty dollars and
Speaker 1: maybe you maybe or you know what, you know it
Speaker 1: would make your mother happy. What if you took the
Speaker 1: ring and gave it to your girlfriend some day and
Speaker 1: you proposed her with her ring, she'd forgive at that point, right,
Speaker 1: if you get so you're trying to say that that
Speaker 1: if if, if you make a death box again a
Speaker 1: morose name for this, don't put anything, don't put anything valuable?
Speaker 1: Yeah you should. Everything's everything is fair game until you know.
Speaker 1: I want gardenias in the castket. I want to like you.
Speaker 1: You can google this. But sometimes rich people get buried
Speaker 1: with their piano or in their car. You can look
Speaker 1: rich people have like I want to be buried in
Speaker 1: my Porsche. Dude, stop it. I'm not burying in your Porsch.
Speaker 1: I'll buy a Volkswagen. So you take into a certain
Speaker 1: limit and then it's like, you know what, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: the cost of what's going in the hole with them
Speaker 1: is more than the course of the funeral and everything else, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know the line. Right. I'm not saying if
Speaker 1: you pour and you can't live in this, money will
Speaker 1: keep you, Like I'm saying, if it's just a nice thing,
Speaker 1: like I we a bonus, you can buy a nice car,
Speaker 1: down payment on something, you can go go vacation right
Speaker 1: for thirty grand to Europe. Whatever. I'm not saying you
Speaker 1: need that thirty thou dollars to live because you're harving.
Speaker 1: Then it's a no brainer usually, And I get if
Speaker 1: you're so religious that you couldn't, I get it. But
Speaker 1: I'm talking about everybody. All right, Look, mainstream scary. What
Speaker 1: would you do? I wouldn't? Right, what if your mom
Speaker 1: hears this and says, Anthony, I heard the podcast. Despite that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put your brother Stephen with the non Italian name,
Speaker 1: which means you just sucked me. Thank you, brodie in
Speaker 1: this situation, Okay, but you you know your brother and
Speaker 1: sister would they would they put ring in the hole? No? Right,
Speaker 1: all right, we rest our case. But anyway, it's interesting
Speaker 1: to think about if you if people are playing these
Speaker 1: kinds of things. I never thought about it until I
Speaker 1: realized that, wow, this is the first what's the one thing?
Speaker 1: Give me some one thing you'd put in your death box?
Speaker 1: In mine? Yeah? What would be in your death box?
Speaker 1: Nine million dollars sounds I want myself phone in there.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. But even if it's let's say you
Speaker 1: die when it's an iPhone forty nine, right, iPhone forty nine?
Speaker 1: You want your brand new iPhone forty nine put in there,
Speaker 1: or you want like your old twelve from this from
Speaker 1: now that you saved, so you have a phone with you.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know what I want, and I
Speaker 1: don't know I would I would forget it anyway. I
Speaker 1: want free to ssart, That's what I want. I want
Speaker 1: my funeral to be wrong and somehow my family benefits
Speaker 1: and gets a free a free funeral thrown in. So
Speaker 1: we've already gone long. We have eight pieces of sound
Speaker 1: to get to. We gotta do this kind of quick, right,
Speaker 1: so unless you want to save it, you know what
Speaker 1: this this? Okay? Um? Your family going to be knocking
Speaker 1: down the door in a second. I mean, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: we got a few more minutes. I think my wife's
Speaker 1: going to cost go first. Good alright, So then so
Speaker 1: here we go. Let's let me look at the list
Speaker 1: and I sent you and i'll see if this. I
Speaker 1: wanted to start with Amazon. Uh oh Amazon? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I got a tweet. Oh damn it, I know you
Speaker 1: can stuff Amazon. I got a tweet this week and
Speaker 1: maybe have been yesterday. I don't know was a tweet
Speaker 1: or oh shit, somebody tweeted and said it was a
Speaker 1: scamboni from Amazon and that they got this message and
Speaker 1: they want to know if we've talked about it, and
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, absolutely, in fact, it happened to me,
Speaker 1: but I thought we didn't play the sounds. I sent
Speaker 1: it to you two weeks ago. So I got this message. Uh,
Speaker 1: you tell me if you think it's legitimate or not.
Speaker 1: At home, five pm, we have found some suspicious activity
Speaker 1: in your Amazon account and order has been placed for
Speaker 1: iPhones and from your Amazon account, and the card linked
Speaker 1: to your account has been debited for three hundred and
Speaker 1: nine dollars. If you have not placed this order, press
Speaker 1: one to speak to the fraud department to cancel it urgently.
Speaker 1: Thanks for your time. Have nice day ahead, Have nice
Speaker 1: day ahead. By the way, it sounds like a speak
Speaker 1: and spell and if you remember those things. But why
Speaker 1: is it that's the second scam I've played? What was
Speaker 1: the Social Security Office of what I have nice day?
Speaker 1: You're gonna go to all the trouble to get a
Speaker 1: computer generated voice and write a script? Can't somebody say
Speaker 1: have a nice day listen to the bon jovis nice
Speaker 1: day ahead? Like, oh you had me. I was about
Speaker 1: to call because these people are speaking different languages. They're
Speaker 1: just hoping they're just But why does it always have
Speaker 1: nice day? Why is that when they lose you at
Speaker 1: the end? You lost me at uh? Anyway, new recording?
Speaker 1: How about this one? A new recording? Yeah, another machine,
Speaker 1: it's a new recording on here. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is. It's a wild card. I apologized. Stop let
Speaker 1: me explain this. So you know, sometimes people call a
Speaker 1: wrong number. This woman called a wrong number, obviously, and
Speaker 1: she's apologizing to her friend for something and blaming people
Speaker 1: like you scary, so make it a little bit louder.
Speaker 1: This is the voicemail. I apologized that I even do it.
Speaker 1: We report obviously they were even correct. Sorry because it
Speaker 1: turned out to be a beautiful dan. But I'll see
Speaker 1: each tomorrow morning, o'cock. So it's not even okay, so
Speaker 1: that's a wrong number. But I will say this, there
Speaker 1: was a day last week where they called for snow
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, everyone was left with
Speaker 1: egg on their face because it turned out to be
Speaker 1: a nice day. She was apologizing to a friend. She
Speaker 1: said it, don't blame me, it was a nice day
Speaker 1: to radio stations told me it was funny. Zoo crew.
Speaker 1: How about that one Zoo crew. I don't let me
Speaker 1: see what this is, Oh Zoo crew. So this is
Speaker 1: Seth Meyers, who I fucking love doing his closer Look segment.
Speaker 1: Now the clip is political. I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: that he's talking about um. The people that rioted in
Speaker 1: the Capitol mentioned him and as they were being filmed right,
Speaker 1: they mentioned his name. Endit a Ted Cruise. But he
Speaker 1: made it. He made an analogy and at the end
Speaker 1: he totally nails our morning show in describing it. So
Speaker 1: and you'll hear it shout out Ted, congrats. That's like
Speaker 1: the Seditionoust version of getting the song dedicated to you
Speaker 1: by the Morning Zoo Cruise. This in direction goes out
Speaker 1: to Ted from Calgary. Thanks for helping us over through
Speaker 1: a democracy. Ted. They played the air horns where we've
Speaker 1: been using those the same the same exact air horns
Speaker 1: on our morning show. Seth Myers in goofing on Morning
Speaker 1: Zoo Morning Radio Crew type things played the air horn
Speaker 1: in making fun of Ted Cruise. I thought that was fun.
Speaker 1: This is this is discreet. How about Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a commercial. This is where you want to get the
Speaker 1: Grammar Police jingle ready. This commercial is for a product
Speaker 1: called the Screet. I know it's called the Screet, but
Speaker 1: he still have to use proper gramm I can't play
Speaker 1: two banks at the same time. Sorry, you don't get
Speaker 1: the grand Police single. Didn't hit the Grammar Police jingle
Speaker 1: because I got a couple of grammar police clips. Here,
Speaker 1: you got the police? Uh, yeah, I do. I got
Speaker 1: need seven million dollars. You can't play two clips, not
Speaker 1: at the same time, Dick. I got to get the
Speaker 1: grand Police jingle for you, so I did tell you
Speaker 1: to have it ready. It's ready. It's just in a
Speaker 1: different It's a sound bank, you Dick. What you got
Speaker 1: in your bank? I need seven million dollars for a alright,
Speaker 1: Grammar Police. But grammar police, We're good. Where is it?
Speaker 1: I can't wait for you? You know what you? Mike
Speaker 1: Friends says to stop scrolling. No, I gotta fine. I
Speaker 1: gotta all the way back for this ship. What back
Speaker 1: back to back in time? Oh that's another clip time
Speaker 1: travel Grammer police, Police Police. Okay, this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a couple of grammar police. These are paid commercial. You
Speaker 1: got the Craig Robbins, yeah, and Alicia Keys play the Discreet.
Speaker 1: Now I gotta go all the way to the bank
Speaker 1: that has oh my god, schmucks kind of stupid bank.
Speaker 1: Is this all right? All right? Here we go. Nobody
Speaker 1: likes adverbs anymore. Ahead new always discrete, boutique black. I
Speaker 1: feel protected all day, and if it's so discreet, you'd
Speaker 1: never know that. For bladder leaks, always discreetly. It fits discreetly,
Speaker 1: it doesn't fit discreet. Yeah, it's like when I see
Speaker 1: what she's trying to say, that she the problem. The
Speaker 1: problem is the product is called discreet, but in the
Speaker 1: way she used it in a sentence, it has it's right.
Speaker 1: It's like when you said you did amazing black. I
Speaker 1: feel protected all day, and if it's so discreet, you'd
Speaker 1: never know that. Right now, you could say it is
Speaker 1: so discreet, But once you use fits, the discreet is
Speaker 1: the modifier to the word fits. She's I guess the
Speaker 1: writer should have said it fits it's it's so discreet,
Speaker 1: or the you know, but she said it fits the
Speaker 1: verb fits. Said okay, well, so you know, Praig Robinson,
Speaker 1: who we all love from the office, you're gonna know
Speaker 1: right away because you're always guilty of this. Yep, I
Speaker 1: know where this is going to. I heard this one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pizza hut Craig Robinson away bit, No, no, me and
Speaker 1: pizza hut. No, it's pizza. Somebody's got to say to him.
Speaker 1: So I I saw this commercial and said that I
Speaker 1: flagged it right away because I make this mistake all
Speaker 1: the time. The problem is in common English language lexicon,
Speaker 1: the way we are English language, the way we talk,
Speaker 1: the way most of them. But this is a commercial,
Speaker 1: but the most this is a script. But he's trying
Speaker 1: to be relatable. He's trying to sell a product, you dick,
Speaker 1: So so he's like, you know what, I want to
Speaker 1: speak the way America speaks, so I could sell more
Speaker 1: of this thing. People who speak with bad grammar eat
Speaker 1: pizza hut. No. I'm saying that because the majority of
Speaker 1: Americans would talk like this guy. They said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I say a little bit of myself in this Craig
Speaker 1: Robinson speaks, and no one had the balls to go
Speaker 1: up to Craig Robins away bit. We're playing this, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't say me go way back. You can't say me okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Alicia Keys, Alicia Keys has a new commercial. She does
Speaker 1: play it me and some amazing artists. No it's not
Speaker 1: because you wouldn't say me a playing We know the
Speaker 1: proper terminology. But once again, I'm gonna go back to
Speaker 1: Craig Robinson on that she's trying to speak. She speaks
Speaker 1: like she speaks, and that's Alicia Keys is better than that.
Speaker 1: I love Alicia Keys. She's better than that. Me and
Speaker 1: some amazing art. No, me and some amazing Nope, okay,
Speaker 1: now we got we all love the movie Back to
Speaker 1: the Future of Okay, back to the Future is not
Speaker 1: about going to the past. It's about going to the
Speaker 1: past and then doing what going back to the future,
Speaker 1: which is our present, right, right, So he goes to
Speaker 1: the he goes to the fifties, and then has to
Speaker 1: go back to the eighties, which in the fifties is
Speaker 1: the future. Right, So back to the future is forward
Speaker 1: time trial. Correct. But people always say, oh, I'm going
Speaker 1: back to the future when they're talking about going back
Speaker 1: in the middle. It's always hold on, hold on, don't
Speaker 1: hit the clip. But I'm still talking your bonehead. Now
Speaker 1: go back to the future before you played that. See
Speaker 1: it doesn't work. Okay, now this isn't This guy uses
Speaker 1: the turn back to the future in a way I've
Speaker 1: never heard before. The first guy, Nate Burlison, good, good announcer,
Speaker 1: This is pretty super Bowl is talking to Iron Eagle,
Speaker 1: and Nate Burlison actually uses the right TV show analogy, right.
Speaker 1: He says that I did a show last week, Iron Eagle,
Speaker 1: with your son, just last week, and now I'm doing
Speaker 1: a show with you. And he says, it's like quantum leap. Now,
Speaker 1: quantum leap, you could jump around timelines right where you
Speaker 1: could have maybe right jumped into different situations. Right. Not
Speaker 1: necessarily perfect analogy comparison, but okay. For some reason, doing
Speaker 1: a radio show with the guy's son last week and
Speaker 1: doing a radio show this week with the father got
Speaker 1: him to say this, I feel like I'm in the
Speaker 1: episode of Quots of Week because I work with just
Speaker 1: Noah and now I'm working with Iron. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the best I've ever We've gone back to the future here,
Speaker 1: oh Iron, you haven't. Don't anywhere. There's no time travel now.
Speaker 1: He just wanted to fill it with some kind of
Speaker 1: reference to a show or a movie that that talks
Speaker 1: about time travel, gone to the past. He was just
Speaker 1: trying to make a random time travel reference, right, But people,
Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, nice outfit, you're going back to the future.
Speaker 1: It's okay. He still makes a lot more money than us,
Speaker 1: so he gets to make those mistakes on national TV
Speaker 1: during the Super Bowl. His name is spelled Ian, but
Speaker 1: he pronounces it. He's a Brooklyn guy, by the way,
Speaker 1: I know, and he's very talented. I've been listening to
Speaker 1: him for you from alright, So all right, we got
Speaker 1: one more. You know else is from Brooklyn. Rich Adam
Speaker 1: your mother. She is Adam Richmond, the guy who eats
Speaker 1: weird ship on TV. He's got a new show coming out.
Speaker 1: We're not not a sponsor. Adam Richmond work Richmond, Richmond, Richmond.
Speaker 1: He grew up in our in sheep said Bay, Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: where Rolling Roaster is where I mentioned we talked. He
Speaker 1: worked for me at Red Robin huh, and had been
Speaker 1: to parties at my house. So I decided to finally
Speaker 1: tweet him, not to bother him because he's famous now,
Speaker 1: like hey, Adam, you know, like, hey, just congratulation on
Speaker 1: the new show. I got a blue check mark next
Speaker 1: to my name on Twitter, so I know he's going
Speaker 1: to see my tweet. What he says, Hey, remember Red Robin,
Speaker 1: the old days that three days now I haven't heard
Speaker 1: from him. Of course, now you're not going to him, okay,
Speaker 1: And now left later and then we gotta go. We
Speaker 1: gotta say see you later. Oh, I got this major,
Speaker 1: major audio. We gotta go back to the future. We
Speaker 1: gotta go. I don't know where lived later is. Let
Speaker 1: me say, hold on live later. Okay. So I'm watching
Speaker 1: the news um cable news, and they and she says
Speaker 1: in the clip, she says, oh, the President is about
Speaker 1: to speak, right, okay, So they weren't going to cut
Speaker 1: away to him when he speaks. Here's what she says.
Speaker 1: I'll explain why she's wrong, and then we'll play it again.
Speaker 1: President Biden is making some remarks inside the oval right now.
Speaker 1: According to that group of reporters in the room, we're
Speaker 1: gonna play that for you live when we get it.
Speaker 1: Then we're the problem right there, because you're not live.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna play it when that means it when
Speaker 1: we get it, that means we're gonna record it first,
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna hear it live. They're gonna but
Speaker 1: the only thing that they can do live is play
Speaker 1: it out in real time. So when they hit to it,
Speaker 1: when they demands. The president's inside the obe right now.
Speaker 1: According to that group of reporters in the room, we're
Speaker 1: gonna play that free you live when we get it.
Speaker 1: That's physical possibility. Before you nitpick slices live. She's live, right,
Speaker 1: but you can't play it live even though you're live,
Speaker 1: you're not playing it. But you could play it live
Speaker 1: in real time like when we when we okay, when
Speaker 1: we play our phone taps in the morning, they're clearly
Speaker 1: prerecorded right on the big show on the elvist Man Show.
Speaker 1: If you listen, they're not but they're not live. But
Speaker 1: I'm playing it live because it's not. What you're hearing
Speaker 1: is a live you know. I'm saying, it's in real time.
Speaker 1: I'm hitting the button. Would you how would you hitting
Speaker 1: the button live at when that goes on the radio.
Speaker 1: I'm playing it. I'm live playing would you okay, how
Speaker 1: would you play a funk tap not live? How would
Speaker 1: you show the show was prerecorded altogether and I wasn't
Speaker 1: playing it. I wasn't then hit the button right, but
Speaker 1: as it's playing, it's live in the moment. The point
Speaker 1: is she sucked up. The point is, uh, when you're
Speaker 1: when you when we play music on the radio station.
Speaker 1: When when I hit this jingle right here here, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna play this jingle right here here. That's not
Speaker 1: even a jingle. I'm not gonna I get anything. I'm
Speaker 1: playing it live, even though it's prerecorded sound you see, right.
Speaker 1: But what she was saying was, we're gonna play it
Speaker 1: for you live. How else could you play it for me?
Speaker 1: I understand you being nitpicky whatever. Well, speaking of nipicky,
Speaker 1: I just want to get I want If you're on TikTok,
Speaker 1: there's uh, we don't have time for this right because'nna,
Speaker 1: I'll do it next week. Let's save it. We got.
Speaker 1: I got something else too that I didn't get to.
Speaker 1: A young girl. I think she lives in Canada. She
Speaker 1: popped up in my four you page. And this video
Speaker 1: I didn't realize after the fact has two points seven
Speaker 1: million likes, okay um, and I like a million views
Speaker 1: and it's one of these I was today years old
Speaker 1: when I heard this, okay everything. She says that she
Speaker 1: just learned our fallacies. Remember we talked a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago. Whatever it was like, golf does not mean gentlemen,
Speaker 1: only ladies. Written. Okay, I gotta look up what that's called.
Speaker 1: It's like a false anagram or false Uh well, we'll
Speaker 1: happen for next week. Why are you even teasing it?
Speaker 1: If we're gonna do it right here? I don't get
Speaker 1: you gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you the account.
Speaker 1: But when you hear this audio, wantun fun, you want
Speaker 1: you know, you want to throw your phone out the window.
Speaker 1: My god, oh my god, everything she says is wrong,
Speaker 1: and all the comments like, oh my god, it's brilliant.
Speaker 1: So boys from but you don't you know? You know
Speaker 1: what she's from. Ship I choked into the bread. It's
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Da Boys, Brooklyn Brooklina Boys, brock Brooklas