WEBVTT - #162: What's In Your Death Box?

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Buys,

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<v Speaker 1>Start dat Up. They make it noise, dat Up, start Up.

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<v Speaker 1>Episode one sixty two. This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>What's yeah? We made it? It reminds me of nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>sixty two. I was not alive, but that's the year

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<v Speaker 1>the Mets became a team, and you know we're fans,

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<v Speaker 1>So sixty two reminds me of the Mets. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>bring it up an episode sixty two, but now that

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<v Speaker 1>we've got a one, it's like three out of the

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<v Speaker 1>four digits. When I did hundred episodes and probably two years.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm letting you know I'm not gonna do the math here,

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<v Speaker 1>and please don't tweet me on the math. But when

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<v Speaker 1>we get to episode one thousand nine sixty two, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that'll be that'll be a while from now. That'll be

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<v Speaker 1>the year, right, yeah, the year it'll be dred Studs

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<v Speaker 1>from now. Wow, how far do you think this thing

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna go before we crash? Will probably end around

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<v Speaker 1>uh one next week one. Yeah, we'll see how this goes. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you are a new listener, ull welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>We are the Brooklyn Boys. I'm scary that's brody and

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<v Speaker 1>um brody, that's scary, exactly in neither direction. Uh enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>this episode. But after this episode is over, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a rule. Yeah, listen to order and go back to

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<v Speaker 1>episode zero. So please take the journey with us because

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the things that we refer to on

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast and we haven't That's why I'm covering this

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<v Speaker 1>right now because we haven't covered it in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>But the truth of the matter is, we do a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of inside jokes. There's a lot of language that

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna hear that some of it will be offensive,

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<v Speaker 1>mostly scary. He's got a potty mouth. But other language

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<v Speaker 1>that you're gonna hear, maybe stuff that you're like, what

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<v Speaker 1>what was that word? I didn't under slang Brooklyn boy slang, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>brook Brooklyn slang. Yeah. Speaking of things you might not

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<v Speaker 1>know or understand, We've been trying to get on the

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<v Speaker 1>Deezer app for just because we weren't on Deezer, not

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<v Speaker 1>because we didn't oo case right. So we got on

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<v Speaker 1>Deezer and we may have we may have a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know yet. Well here's the problem. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Scar told you I was gonna mention it later but

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. So we got on Deezer. We announced

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<v Speaker 1>were on Deezer, and I don't think it's possible because

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<v Speaker 1>anyone who heard us mentioned Deezer last week wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>part of the problem. You would have had to have

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<v Speaker 1>heard that we're on Deezer and then to be a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>So now that I think about it, we don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a problem yet, but we may. We may. But last

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<v Speaker 1>week's episode one sixty one, you guys listen to order,

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<v Speaker 1>so you've all heard it by now, unless you're brand

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<v Speaker 1>new for some reason, and you can tweet us, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, and um, what's today's date? What today's today's February.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you till after that, like a month from now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's too late to tell us. But if you listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this episode or the couple episodes in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like we a lot of people have not

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<v Speaker 1>listened episode one six one within the first week like

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<v Speaker 1>you normally do. So scary theory is you didn't listen

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<v Speaker 1>on time because the super Bowl weekend, but we released

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<v Speaker 1>the episode Wednesday night. The other video I have. The

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<v Speaker 1>scary theory number two is the fact that they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>send a notification to remind you to listen, so hence

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<v Speaker 1>the low listenership. So here's our reminder. Okay, I learned

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<v Speaker 1>by the way that I didn't update my um My

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<v Speaker 1>I Heart Radio app on my phone and I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>the version right before notifications became a daily thing, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting notifications. Okay, there's a reason I'm not updating.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a long story. But you guys should update, right.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you are assuming that we don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>new episode because you didn't get a notification, don't assume

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, we do an episode everywhere every week.

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<v Speaker 1>Now something that when we're on vacation and which case

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you, hang on vacation, vacage and we're not

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<v Speaker 1>going to be here, but we may have a surprise

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<v Speaker 1>for you. We may get some free dessert next week. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're working on the lawyers are talking. Yeah, but we

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<v Speaker 1>are on vaca. The Big Stift managers are putting on

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<v Speaker 1>a presentation. Mr rand Big Show is on vacation next week,

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<v Speaker 1>so we schedule President's Day week. We're scheduled to be

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<v Speaker 1>We can't say next week because we don't know when

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<v Speaker 1>you're listening to this, right, But we're scheduled to be

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<v Speaker 1>off the week of the fifteen, and we we have

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<v Speaker 1>an idea. We have a thing. We got a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We may we may put something, we drop something, We

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<v Speaker 1>drop it like it's hot. Boom. Here's another problem. We

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<v Speaker 1>aren't sure yet. If if you listen, if you listen

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<v Speaker 1>on Deezer, if we get credit for the listen, why

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking to the Deezer audience. There's probably two

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<v Speaker 1>people listening on Deezer. I understand that. But until we confirm, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>switch back off Deezer to however you normally listen, because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want Deezer to bury us because we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get credit from a four minutes in here. I got

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of stuff, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will. Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of a lot of stuff the merchandise store. What are

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<v Speaker 1>we gonna do with that? You know, we need to

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<v Speaker 1>clear out the current inventory before we start to bring

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<v Speaker 1>in new items for spring. But you know, you know

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be pretty warm quick enough, So let's sell

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<v Speaker 1>those tank tops. Ladies, I'm talking to you and guys,

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<v Speaker 1>well maybe I'm talking to some of you too. Buy

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<v Speaker 1>a tank top by tank Top, you know, Muscle t

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<v Speaker 1>s whatever. Yeah, I would just go up aside because

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<v Speaker 1>they were, you know, originally women's size. Brooklyn Boys dot

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<v Speaker 1>Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. I want to throw Buddy off. Who was

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<v Speaker 1>waiting tongue? No, no, I was. I wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>a dramatic pause because everyone was going did um. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's some things that we know are very popular,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna fill in some sizes soon. But before

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<v Speaker 1>we can place a big order, we got to move

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<v Speaker 1>out some of the things that are there and get

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<v Speaker 1>an idea of you know, what we're gonna bring in next. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Janovic, I think was Janevick. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to give wrong credit. I think it was. Or

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<v Speaker 1>is it it's one of the two. No, no, it

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<v Speaker 1>was Jane Vic. I'm up to episode again again another

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<v Speaker 1>another time. This is the episode where you discussed the

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<v Speaker 1>merch for Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for the phone case and pizza cutter, maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>mount the mounted you're up mountain, but it's okay. Mounted,

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<v Speaker 1>singing fish, the big mouth billy bass, which in our

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<v Speaker 1>case would be like big mouth, uh, you know, Joey

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<v Speaker 1>shark or something right. So, yeah, we were still exploring

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<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna bring out next. But we just got

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<v Speaker 1>the email from the big boss at the company and said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're missing some sizes. What are you gonna order? So

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<v Speaker 1>give us an idea if you guys still want shirts,

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<v Speaker 1>if you try to go buy shirts and we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have your size, let us know. Now. This weekend coming

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<v Speaker 1>up is Valentine's Day weekend, and on Sunday, I'm planning

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<v Speaker 1>to do something it I have never ever done. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>treat your girlfriend with respect. Hi. Oh see, I set

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<v Speaker 1>you up for that joke because I knew you were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna insert funny line here. I figured I would tee

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<v Speaker 1>it up for Did you think it was funny? The truth,

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<v Speaker 1>the truth of the matter is, um, what I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>done forever is stay home. It's your own day. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>stay home, on on on Valentin, bless you covid. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, that sneeze is a friendly reminder for

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<v Speaker 1>me to friendly remind everyone there's there's no m in

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<v Speaker 1>Valentine's Day. It's not Valentine's it's Valentine's Day, Valentine, It's

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<v Speaker 1>not Valentine Day. It's Valentine's So, so, yeah, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stay home. My girlfriend's gonna cook for me at her

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<v Speaker 1>house for the first time ever, How can you stay

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<v Speaker 1>home if she's cooking at her house, you bring in

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<v Speaker 1>the food, Well, where's coing to your house? I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let me put that we are staying home. As a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>We have never stayed home. We've always gone out to

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<v Speaker 1>eat a new restaurants. And you're staying at her home

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<v Speaker 1>for Valentine's Yes, Wow, when was the last time you

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<v Speaker 1>slept at her house? Well it's been a minute, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's always at the man's house. True. But but

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<v Speaker 1>even moreover, the bigger feet here, the bigger accomplishment. Who

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<v Speaker 1>has bigger feet? I hope you think I do? Definitely do.

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<v Speaker 1>She's uh, yeah, she she's kind of cook So I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm looking forward to it. And obviously these are

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<v Speaker 1>extraordinary times. So she's cooking, what are you? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? What are you bringing? Um? A box? As

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<v Speaker 1>long as it's a hard shaped, hard shape box, you're fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Digging her shape? Did you ever do that when you

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<v Speaker 1>were growing up? Like? No, like you know this Valentine's

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<v Speaker 1>Day traditions, right, First of all, the couple dresses in red,

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<v Speaker 1>like all red. It's like, oh, it's the Valentine's couple.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm red. You're red, so you wear red shirts and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>You never did that. You weren't the couple that went

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<v Speaker 1>out to eat and in red, no dinner what we

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<v Speaker 1>like people who go to Disney wearing matching clothes. Were

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<v Speaker 1>you the couple that did the rose pedal trail to

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<v Speaker 1>the bed with the rose petal? No? No, were you

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<v Speaker 1>the couple where she shaved her bush in the shape

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<v Speaker 1>of her red heart. Okay, all right, okay, stop, and

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<v Speaker 1>you had a heart on for her red shaved bush. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's harder to do that these days since most people

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any That's very true. I'm saying back in that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying back in the day. I'm going back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going back to the nineties. Dude. People still had

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<v Speaker 1>bush in the early up until like two thousand ten,

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<v Speaker 1>I think was that when they eradicated the bush. And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, you know why that is? You know why, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole general shaving thing, you know, yeah, the old

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<v Speaker 1>huh right, it's all clear. You get to see, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't need a better view. I mean, I watched a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of porn back in the day. I saw everything fine,

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<v Speaker 1>So with the advent of porn, it caused women to

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<v Speaker 1>shave more. No, not that you're trying to say, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying no, the advent of porn. Uh. No one

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<v Speaker 1>was complaining about porn in the in the eighties. No,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm saying that you're saying that caused in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>That's life imitates art. Yes, it's like, well art, you

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<v Speaker 1>call it what you want, it's it's life imitating you know,

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<v Speaker 1>people got men got turned on by seeing women in

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<v Speaker 1>videos do that, and then it it somehow translated really

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<v Speaker 1>spread pun intended to the outside porn world. But women

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you that they did it for themselves, and

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<v Speaker 1>they did it as a hygiene thing and not for

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<v Speaker 1>the guy, because that would be I mean, why would

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<v Speaker 1>you do that for your guy? You could do it

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<v Speaker 1>for yourself, right, isn't that what it's all about? You

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<v Speaker 1>can you can say that, you try to want to,

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<v Speaker 1>you can get into that debate. We're not gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>into that debate because because that's the that's the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the whole all. I do it for me, I

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<v Speaker 1>do it for you. I did it for you. Know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if there are people who might say, if you go

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<v Speaker 1>out and with a blouse on and your your large

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<v Speaker 1>boobs or ninety sent out, she's dresses for herself, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But then I then I expect you to stare down

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<v Speaker 1>at them all day like we are. So you're saying

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<v Speaker 1>if if they're out, you're gonna look unless they're warm

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<v Speaker 1>and you're trying to cool them. What. They're not there

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<v Speaker 1>for your looking, they're there for I'm sorry's advocate here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying. I'm not saying I'm saying there are

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<v Speaker 1>people who say that. I'm not saying I say that,

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<v Speaker 1>but you think that they did it deliberately and they're

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<v Speaker 1>dressing for you. If I if I look, if I

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<v Speaker 1>put on a nice clothing or your tongue tied tonight. No,

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<v Speaker 1>if I put on nice clothing, right, it makes me

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<v Speaker 1>feel five percent. Maybe I'm like, I look good tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so other people will think I look good. Because

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you do scary you do you Never you

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<v Speaker 1>get dressed and you put on your five thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>smoking jacket right when you go Brooklyn Industrial, Are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing that because you like to you feel better about

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<v Speaker 1>scary Jones, or you do it so people who go

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<v Speaker 1>wow looking at smoking Jackie's war. I want to feel

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<v Speaker 1>good about myself. I look in the mirror, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm confident people, I'm more confident tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going out of this smoking because you look good

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<v Speaker 1>to other people. Ah. And they say when you give

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<v Speaker 1>a compliment, you're not supposed to say that, look, that

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<v Speaker 1>dress looks great on you. You're supposed to say, you

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<v Speaker 1>make that dress look great? Is that that carry it

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<v Speaker 1>too far? There? It depends on who the person is.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you want to dress like a clown with

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<v Speaker 1>makeup and a big red afro, then you're dressing for

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<v Speaker 1>yourself because then you don't care what other people think.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you are wearing current trendy clothing, right, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going on stage at jingle ball, right, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>look good in pictures because other people are seeing those pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't dress for me that night. I dressed

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<v Speaker 1>for the masses. Of course, you dress. You know what's

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<v Speaker 1>something that's most people Well, women are disagreeing right now,

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<v Speaker 1>they're shaking their head. But I will say here's another.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's something that may support your argument. Uh, when you

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<v Speaker 1>get engaged, right, when you get that ring right, what

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<v Speaker 1>what do you like to do with that ring? You

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<v Speaker 1>like and show it off at everybody? Oh, I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of see the ring every First of all, everyone wants

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<v Speaker 1>to see the ring. That's the person they ask for.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not walking around with your palm down, fingers out

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<v Speaker 1>for you, right, you do it, and you photograph it,

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<v Speaker 1>and you you make it prominent. So so in that case,

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<v Speaker 1>the ring is for your friends and your family. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not for you. Would you? Would you? Right? If? Yeah? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>If you wear a paratype jeans, right, they make your

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<v Speaker 1>ass look good. If you say you're doing it for yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>you're lying because you can't see your own ass. You're lying.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you look good in genes? Because society has

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<v Speaker 1>determined what looks good in genes. So you are making

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<v Speaker 1>yourself look good according to societal norms because you want

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<v Speaker 1>society to think you look good in those genes. If

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<v Speaker 1>you say, oh, I'm wearing these geness because they make

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<v Speaker 1>my ass look good for me, but you don't. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't see your ass, but you know your ass looks

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<v Speaker 1>good to who to other other people who don't think,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what that diets working at that time at

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<v Speaker 1>the gym is working. You want them to see that

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<v Speaker 1>you look good in those genes. Then, so it's both

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<v Speaker 1>I dressed from me. Yeah, but you know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I think that I put a Mat jersey

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<v Speaker 1>on I go to a Mets game. Am I doing

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<v Speaker 1>it for me? Or I want everyone in the stands

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<v Speaker 1>to see my Mats jersey. I want people on television.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the other fans to see I'm on on

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<v Speaker 1>one of them. I'm not wearing the Mat jersey to

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<v Speaker 1>make myself. It's a great listen, it's a great debate.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been it's it's a debate that's been around a

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<v Speaker 1>while and then. But I feel like in recent years

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<v Speaker 1>the tables have turned and people are starting to say,

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<v Speaker 1>but I dressed from me for you. I know, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I have three daughters, and I had this conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>one of my daughters three days ago. I said something

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<v Speaker 1>like she I don't want to get into the details,

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<v Speaker 1>but I said, you can't go out like that. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a ridiculous. It wasn't like I was being over

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<v Speaker 1>that was a ridiculous joke outfits you put together. She

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<v Speaker 1>just I said, well, she's why I go because she

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<v Speaker 1>whatever I said, I said, you, I dressed for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. Other people think it matters if you

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<v Speaker 1>get arrested dressed like that, even though you you because

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<v Speaker 1>it has an effect, has a ripple effect. You can

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<v Speaker 1>say you're going outside and your underwear and a braw

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<v Speaker 1>and it's to make you feel sexy. You're getting attention,

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<v Speaker 1>which makes you feel good. But that's okay. They're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to say the attention is your own fault. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know, but I'm giving you the attention.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I dressed for me, if you dressed for you,

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<v Speaker 1>the attention you get for most people, not everybody, is

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<v Speaker 1>what makes you feel good. We might have might buy

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<v Speaker 1>new sneakers, I buy a new jacket. I look good.

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<v Speaker 1>I go I look good today. But it's also don't

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<v Speaker 1>kid yourself. Most people, not speaking of everybody. Most people

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<v Speaker 1>also like when somebody goes, hey, you look good in

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<v Speaker 1>that jacket, then you go thanks, I thought so too.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's both. I think it's not just anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, people who may think that we're chauving

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<v Speaker 1>hisst pigs that we you know we you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>said men too, if you put on jeans, make your

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<v Speaker 1>ass look good, you know. Alright? Alright, well, speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of people, uh that we lost as listeners. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta read something for you. This just this just came through. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't lose anybody in the No, it's my fault. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my fault. I might have lost a listener on our

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<v Speaker 1>then you owe me have a listener. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Well okay, so someone left, but they knew we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to see it. Uh and this is you know,

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<v Speaker 1>left an age seventy seven type review on on Apple Podcasts. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>This came from Samantha Ashle. She used her whole name. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she gave out podcast one well some some Ashley, Samantha Samantha.

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<v Speaker 1>She she gave our podcast one star on February fifth

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<v Speaker 1>on Apple Podcasts, and she wrote, love Brody, okay, next

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<v Speaker 1>love His rance was a big slice for life. Now

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<v Speaker 1>this is where I want to break this down. Is

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<v Speaker 1>a big slice for life for a while, but no

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<v Speaker 1>longer can deal with scary and his nonchalance to a

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<v Speaker 1>worldwide pandemic. Stop make fun making fun of Brody for

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<v Speaker 1>being cautious. Now this several levels of issue I take

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<v Speaker 1>with this. First. First of all, um, if you were

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<v Speaker 1>a Slice for Life, you would have been a Slice

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<v Speaker 1>for Life. You see that phrase how that works, And

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<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't matter you know us of a hundred sixty

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<v Speaker 1>one episodes that you wouldn't write us off for something

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<v Speaker 1>that you may disagree with, or a joke that might

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<v Speaker 1>have been off color, or something I may have said.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the whole culture of being part of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't You don't dismiss your friends, do you The

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<v Speaker 1>Samantha actually dismissed her ends in family because they might

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<v Speaker 1>have said something she disagree with, you disagreed with, or

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<v Speaker 1>it just doesn't make any sense that she would drop

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<v Speaker 1>us flat and leave a one star review. Ouch she

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<v Speaker 1>was Samante actually yea. So if that's like nine to

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<v Speaker 1>five like she works, is probably September twenty five, it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably her birthday. I like nine to five. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>with that big Dolly parton fan. Here's what I'll say

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<v Speaker 1>if you have a complaint about Scary. It's, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand where it's coming from as a listener, but

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<v Speaker 1>you guys should know if you're Slice for Life. We're

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<v Speaker 1>a team. We're a team, and it's it's it's tongue

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<v Speaker 1>in cheeks. Yeah, it's scary, pokes fun at me. But

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<v Speaker 1>then I I forcefully pushed back to remind everyone that

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<v Speaker 1>regardless of where you live, people are dying. We're in

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<v Speaker 1>a pandemic. And of course i may be more cautious

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm a little bit more liberal. I'm a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit countries. I'm not really liberal. I'm not. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more free. But no, but hold on, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>for her. Hold on, she get no, hold on, hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to, No, we need The Slices would agree, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>getting offended by by loose lip pandemic talking, here's the

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<v Speaker 1>comment I think that, No, I'm not. This is what

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<v Speaker 1>I said. This is what I said. I just found

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<v Speaker 1>it odd that Brody and his family would have the

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<v Speaker 1>courage to go to do outdoor dining. This is for

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<v Speaker 1>your birthday, right, You went outside for your birthday and

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<v Speaker 1>you were socially distant. Tables were far apart and you

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<v Speaker 1>were socially distant. You're outside eating and you guys had

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<v Speaker 1>your entire meal with your masks on. When when people

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<v Speaker 1>who decide to go out and actually enter that arena.

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<v Speaker 1>Well most of the time don't have their masks on

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<v Speaker 1>at the dinner table. So precautions were being followed. The

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<v Speaker 1>CDC guidelines were being followed. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>If that restaurant wasn't wasn't following the rules and protocol

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, they would hold on, they would have been

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<v Speaker 1>shut down and they would have find I know, but

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<v Speaker 1>what the rules and protocols are there to minimize the risk,

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<v Speaker 1>not eliminate the risk. So I made by on the

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<v Speaker 1>last episode my medical history, the medical history of my

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<v Speaker 1>family understood. No, no, no, you don't. You live alone,

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<v Speaker 1>right understood. So I have different reasons for being extra precautious.

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<v Speaker 1>And even though I'm six ft away, wind blows saliva. Right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but here's the thing, and don't just went out and

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<v Speaker 1>if I okay, the point is, don't get but hurt. No,

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<v Speaker 1>here's here's the point. The point is everything we do

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<v Speaker 1>on this everything we stop, stop, stop, everything we do

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast is fodder. Is not taking offense too

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<v Speaker 1>and is taking in tongue in cheek, And that's what

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<v Speaker 1>we do. We joke around on this podcast. We have

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<v Speaker 1>silly conversations. But the thing is, I get the right

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<v Speaker 1>to do that, to make to poke a little fun

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<v Speaker 1>of you, the same way the smash took it seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>which means she's not really a slice. She's not really

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<v Speaker 1>in the club. You know what. Here's what I'll say

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<v Speaker 1>about smash Lee smash Nobody's her name is Samantha Ashley.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually giving her real name. You name her smash

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<v Speaker 1>smash because I think it's cute. That's it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to say her name all the time. It's easier

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<v Speaker 1>smash Le, s m Ashley, Smashley. I'm not gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>her the fuck you abe. I'm Santa Smashly as a slice,

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<v Speaker 1>smash Lee. I'm surprised you didn't reach out to us.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I returned every tweet d M. You couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>DM me or or hit me up at Brody delvis

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<v Speaker 1>Er and dot com, which, by the way, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a little behind on. So don't forgive me. If you've

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<v Speaker 1>emailed me and said, hey, listen, I feel uncomfortable. What

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<v Speaker 1>are your thoughts? I agree with you, you know blah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would have said listen. Scary represents a large

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<v Speaker 1>part of our audience. That doesn't uh, isn't handling the

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic the same way I am. They may be from

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<v Speaker 1>part you, guys, slices you may be part of, from

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<v Speaker 1>a part of a country, of the country that isn't

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<v Speaker 1>as horrifically affected as the New York New Jersey area

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<v Speaker 1>was it one was, although indoor dining returns this weekend

0:21:56.600 --> 0:22:02.600
<v Speaker 1>and stadiums February twenty something. Right, we are fifteen million

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<v Speaker 1>people crammed into a small area in New York City

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<v Speaker 1>and New Jersey. That's a lot more than most states. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Scary goes about his business as safe as he

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<v Speaker 1>feels he should be. He wears his mask. He oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a rule breaker, rights a rulemaker. So just

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<v Speaker 1>in case anybody else feels the same way as Smashly

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe you, we're gonna drop us at the I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, whatever bothers you, and if you feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you dress for yourself and your your your your boobs

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<v Speaker 1>are for you. I didn't mean to offend, but there'll

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<v Speaker 1>be people that are offended at that. But the thing

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<v Speaker 1>is this, and on this podcast for people listening, just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're all in this together. We are you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're friends, We're just we're just all people hanging out here.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot be a snowflake. I'm gonna go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the snowflake cannot be. No, don't snowflake. That is a

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<v Speaker 1>snowflake move. That is a snowflake move. I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>your opinion aside, your personal opinion aside. That is a

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<v Speaker 1>snow flake move. I'm sorry it is. This is listening.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not supposed to be. We don't do offense serious.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a serious issue understood, but within it's

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<v Speaker 1>in the context of the joke and poking around each

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<v Speaker 1>other and then for somebody to just go online and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, fuck you guys, I'm writing you off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm writing you off. Here's what I love you, Brodie.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not listening anymore because Scary has that opinion.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like that part. Here's what I would say

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<v Speaker 1>about this podcast and about the op Strand Morning Show

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<v Speaker 1>that we're that we're a part of. We we deal

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<v Speaker 1>this with this every day on a larger level. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>hear me out. This isn't the podcast to to cherry

0:23:31.240 --> 0:23:36.639
<v Speaker 1>pick what offends you, because ultimately, after a hundred and

0:23:36.640 --> 0:23:39.600
<v Speaker 1>sixty two episodes. We have said things that would normally

0:23:39.600 --> 0:23:43.600
<v Speaker 1>offend the normal person. Right, you guys are with us

0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:47.359
<v Speaker 1>because you're not the normal people. Correct. You love the ranting,

0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:51.720
<v Speaker 1>slightly off, the sexual innuendos, basing your own d the

0:23:51.720 --> 0:23:56.080
<v Speaker 1>whole thing. It's like the Strand Show. We've had people. Right. Look,

0:23:56.160 --> 0:24:00.399
<v Speaker 1>we genuine less so now because the world is changed,

0:24:00.600 --> 0:24:04.320
<v Speaker 1>But over twenty five years we would we would we

0:24:04.520 --> 0:24:07.040
<v Speaker 1>pushed the line. We totally. We would poke fun at

0:24:07.640 --> 0:24:11.159
<v Speaker 1>Ellish people, Spanish people and I mean from Spain, uh

0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Puerto Ricans. We would make fun of gay people in

0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:15.360
<v Speaker 1>a plan in a nice way, not like make fun

0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:17.680
<v Speaker 1>of but we would use stereotypes. We would joke around

0:24:17.680 --> 0:24:20.159
<v Speaker 1>about everybody in a friendly way. We love everybody. And

0:24:20.200 --> 0:24:22.439
<v Speaker 1>by the way, since the world has changed, you've come

0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:25.240
<v Speaker 1>to podcasts like this where we could still we could

0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:26.920
<v Speaker 1>have fun. We do what we want to do. We're

0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:29.680
<v Speaker 1>not offensive. We're still like your friends hanging out with

0:24:29.720 --> 0:24:33.280
<v Speaker 1>you at the bar with masks on, apparently, but we

0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:35.960
<v Speaker 1>still you know what, say, you have a bar. But honestly, honestly,

0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:37.159
<v Speaker 1>at the end of the Dad, I don't want to

0:24:37.160 --> 0:24:38.960
<v Speaker 1>spend any more time on this. No, this podcast is

0:24:39.000 --> 0:24:41.200
<v Speaker 1>not for Smashly. No, it's not. What I was saying

0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:44.879
<v Speaker 1>was people would say, I've been listening for eight years

0:24:45.040 --> 0:24:48.199
<v Speaker 1>and I'm but today you pissed me off. Why because

0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:51.560
<v Speaker 1>they were born in Papua New Guinea and we said

0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:55.240
<v Speaker 1>something silly about Papua New Guinea. But they laughed when

0:24:55.240 --> 0:25:00.919
<v Speaker 1>we joked about the Philippines exactly, joked about Indonesi, but

0:25:00.960 --> 0:25:05.560
<v Speaker 1>as soon as we mentioned Papua New Guinea, Papua New Guinea, right, exactly,

0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:08.239
<v Speaker 1>you can't. You can't laugh along the road and then

0:25:08.240 --> 0:25:12.000
<v Speaker 1>the minute it lands on your head, go oh he bastards.

0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:14.960
<v Speaker 1>So here's what I would say, different from what's scary

0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:17.280
<v Speaker 1>is saying if you guys know smash Lely because there's

0:25:17.320 --> 0:25:20.840
<v Speaker 1>no way to respond to comments. Samantha as September she's born.

0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:26.320
<v Speaker 1>That's my brother's birthday. By the way, if bullshit she

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 1>was born on September, Darren fucking ted, I'll bet I'll

0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 1>bet the house on it right now. Uh, anyway, my brother,

0:25:33.280 --> 0:25:35.639
<v Speaker 1>that's right, That's why I could bet it. My brother's

0:25:35.680 --> 0:25:37.520
<v Speaker 1>my brother's birthday too. Anyway, Listen, we gotta take a

0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:39.159
<v Speaker 1>break and we gotta move off because we had this

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:41.880
<v Speaker 1>bad juju going on right here, but stop so much. Hey,

0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:44.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm a jujo, don't you are. I'm offended. I'm not

0:25:44.320 --> 0:25:47.479
<v Speaker 1>listening anymore. I like Brodie, but scary offends me as

0:25:47.480 --> 0:25:52.560
<v Speaker 1>a jujo. Good Bye. I'm gonna hit the jingle. Hit

0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:57.840
<v Speaker 1>the jingles and got a lot of sound, and we

0:25:57.920 --> 0:26:00.320
<v Speaker 1>got a lot of email to get to did somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who said hit the jingle on the Somebody has said

0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:04.720
<v Speaker 1>something on the Big Show where people were texting and

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<v Speaker 1>hit the jingle. I love that. I love when Brooklyn

0:26:07.200 --> 0:26:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Boys crosses over to the other star and uh text

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 1>message page. But not a lot, just a lot enough

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<v Speaker 1>to just remind the people watching the text messages you're

0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:18.359
<v Speaker 1>paying attention. Somebody promoted something. It wasn't me or scary.

0:26:18.760 --> 0:26:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Someone else on the show promoted something like hit the jingle.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit the jingle. Alright, Um, speaking of of of commercials,

0:26:24.680 --> 0:26:26.920
<v Speaker 1>have you seen the Domino's commercial? It ran like two

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<v Speaker 1>or three times during the Super Bowl and it was

0:26:31.280 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the commercial was it was Harvick? It was one of

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<v Speaker 1>the that doesn't matter. It was one of the NASCAR drivers.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of the commercial, right, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was Kevin Harvick. Maybe, and they were trying to show

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:46.560
<v Speaker 1>how you can order curbside pickup for Domino's Pizza. Again,

0:26:46.560 --> 0:26:48.399
<v Speaker 1>if you live in an area where Domino's Pizza's your

0:26:48.440 --> 0:26:52.919
<v Speaker 1>first choice, you gotta move. That being said, um, if

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Dominos wants to sponsor this podcast, you know, I'm all

0:26:55.000 --> 0:26:57.399
<v Speaker 1>about it. But in the commercial, I know it's for

0:26:57.440 --> 0:26:59.320
<v Speaker 1>the commercial. Scary, It's just those are these are things

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<v Speaker 1>that bother me. The woman opens up the back of

0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:05.720
<v Speaker 1>her minivan. Right. The trunk of her minivan is spotless clean, which,

0:27:05.720 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>by the way, never happens if you have a minivan.

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:09.440
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing in the back, which never happens if you

0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:12.680
<v Speaker 1>want a minivan. And they bring out a stack of

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<v Speaker 1>of a couple of pizzas and they placed them in

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<v Speaker 1>the center of the trunk perfectly and walk away. Here's

0:27:19.480 --> 0:27:21.680
<v Speaker 1>what bothers me. It's a nipick. I know it's a nipick.

0:27:21.680 --> 0:27:23.760
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna jump on me for it. But if you

0:27:23.800 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 1>stack pizzas in the back of your minivan, right, what's

0:27:26.800 --> 0:27:30.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna happen when you drive? They're gonna fall over the place,

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:34.560
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna slide. You don't stack, you don't you put

0:27:34.600 --> 0:27:36.760
<v Speaker 1>them all laid out on the late so they you

0:27:36.800 --> 0:27:38.679
<v Speaker 1>kind of lock them in like a jigsaw puzzle, so

0:27:38.720 --> 0:27:41.040
<v Speaker 1>they can't move right, So I'd be driving back in

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:44.200
<v Speaker 1>an hour getting free dessert because they ruin my top pizza.

0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Then then I think it's Kevin Harvick. Again, it doesn't matter. Okay,

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:52.040
<v Speaker 1>he's a NASCAR driver getting out of a car and

0:27:52.080 --> 0:27:54.680
<v Speaker 1>he's going through the window of the car as a joke, right,

0:27:55.000 --> 0:27:57.400
<v Speaker 1>and he's in his full NASCAR gear, and a little

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:01.680
<v Speaker 1>girl in the car driving body says, hey, Harvick, nice pajamas. Right,

0:28:03.920 --> 0:28:06.199
<v Speaker 1>it's funny. But then it bothered me because if you

0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:09.280
<v Speaker 1>know that's Kevin Harvick, then you freaking no, that's not pajamas.

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:13.240
<v Speaker 1>That's why that bothered me, because you're a NASCAR fan.

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:15.760
<v Speaker 1>You recognized him, and it's like him getting out of

0:28:15.800 --> 0:28:18.520
<v Speaker 1>the Harvick car. Obviously I'm not. I'm not a NASCAR

0:28:18.560 --> 0:28:21.000
<v Speaker 1>fan where I would remember the driver, whoever it was,

0:28:21.440 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter, all right, Well, but that's just up

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 1>to bad writing. It is bad writing. Okay, So we

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<v Speaker 1>I have some audio by the way coming up. We

0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:33.160
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of audio rioting, all right, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>do some quick we have a lot of email to

0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:38.400
<v Speaker 1>get to. That's just that's some questions for us. We

0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 1>just we do an email this early. Well, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>the whole segment. I just wanted to I wanted to

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:45.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of throw that out there, guys our email address again,

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Uh, guys,

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:52.400
<v Speaker 1>got a question. If you order to take out from

0:28:52.400 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 1>a restaurant that normally does seated dining, do you still tip?

0:28:56.840 --> 0:29:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I got take out from Dinosaur Barbecue left tipped so

0:29:01.520 --> 0:29:03.880
<v Speaker 1>used to filling it out when I get the bill.

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:07.920
<v Speaker 1>It was just reflex. I'm not sure that's the right

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<v Speaker 1>thing to do, or did I get scambonied? So that's

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Schuller. Now, first of all, I do understand as

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<v Speaker 1>the cheaper guy, Well before you do that is a

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:18.120
<v Speaker 1>little It puts you in a weird spot when you

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>get the you do take out, you get the receipt

0:29:20.200 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 1>and you're standing there to bring your food and it

0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 1>still says there's a tip line that needs to be

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 1>filled out. You're like, why did they do this to me?

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:29.320
<v Speaker 1>They put me in an awkward spot? Why don't you

0:29:29.360 --> 0:29:31.520
<v Speaker 1>tip on pickup and delivery? I do but I don't

0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:34.800
<v Speaker 1>tip the full twenty I picked. I tipped ten percent

0:29:34.880 --> 0:29:39.720
<v Speaker 1>on on no, no, non delivery, on pickup, on delivery,

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I give you the full twenty. Oh you're out, you

0:29:43.560 --> 0:29:50.280
<v Speaker 1>get fifteen? What do you give five tennis? How little

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:52.280
<v Speaker 1>do you give on a pickup? It depends if to

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 1>pick up. If you deliver five dollars worth of food,

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>I'll probably give you a five dollars. I'm not gonna

0:29:57.160 --> 0:30:00.120
<v Speaker 1>give you a ten percent because that's fifty cents. You're

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:04.400
<v Speaker 1>not givings of food. No, if my kids order like

0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 1>they owned door Dash, they ordered the door Dash Fridays over,

0:30:06.880 --> 0:30:08.720
<v Speaker 1>it's ten bucks. You still got to give the guy

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 1>five bucks tip. Because if you because you sit on

0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:12.960
<v Speaker 1>the food, it's still one bag, it's still one drive

0:30:13.000 --> 0:30:14.560
<v Speaker 1>to your house. What do we do with Kevin here?

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Because Kevin he's take out all right? Again? Um, depending

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:21.360
<v Speaker 1>on your financial situation and where you live, because things

0:30:21.400 --> 0:30:25.320
<v Speaker 1>caust different things in different cities. UM. I would normally

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<v Speaker 1>on a pick up give like four or five bucks,

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<v Speaker 1>three or four or five dollars, right, not not percentage

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<v Speaker 1>because you packed up my food. And if you packed,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's a steak or it's a slice of pizza,

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:39.240
<v Speaker 1>you packed up the food, you put some utensils in. However,

0:30:40.160 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 1>because we're in a pandemic, because restaurants especion, our area

0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:45.840
<v Speaker 1>is suffering and wait staff is suffering, and so many

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:48.720
<v Speaker 1>people got laid off, I am giving much larger tips

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:52.040
<v Speaker 1>on because I'm trying to keep them in business. Because

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:54.400
<v Speaker 1>if these people don't, you can't pay the bills and

0:30:54.440 --> 0:30:56.280
<v Speaker 1>can't keep the business, and the staff doesn't want to

0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 1>work there, then I'm not gonna be able to order

0:30:57.920 --> 0:31:01.880
<v Speaker 1>my my calamari. And over tipping to the small businesses

0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 1>as well. Uh and I had also my Uber drivers.

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:07.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm an uber and lift. I I am like going overboard.

0:31:07.840 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting I'm not getting in an ober or lift

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:13.520
<v Speaker 1>right now. Well that's you, all right, But anyway, I

0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:16.560
<v Speaker 1>do freely every day. I don't care. So we got

0:31:16.600 --> 0:31:19.960
<v Speaker 1>another email from a guy who doesn't want to be identified,

0:31:20.000 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 1>but he said, let me okay, I work am Ashley.

0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, no, um okay. Brody mentioned about

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<v Speaker 1>gas station pizza once a previous episode in reference to

0:31:35.960 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 1>cases of the Midwest. Casey's is a staple in Iowa

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:43.800
<v Speaker 1>and nearly every convenience store they build is equipped with

0:31:43.840 --> 0:31:47.080
<v Speaker 1>a full kitchen. Most notably, they serve a Bitch and

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Breakfast pizza that has a buttery cheese sauce with eggs, sausage, bacon,

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 1>and cheese. All I could say is, that's not hold

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:55.120
<v Speaker 1>on wait now, that's a breakfas pizza. Don't knock it

0:31:55.200 --> 0:31:57.160
<v Speaker 1>till you try it. Most out of town people are

0:31:57.160 --> 0:32:03.160
<v Speaker 1>pleasantly surprised. So secondly, Olver's is the only drive through

0:32:03.320 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 1>fast food restaurant. So that was Casey's. That's a gas station. Uh.

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Culver's is the only drive through fast food restaurant that

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<v Speaker 1>you should pull forward for when a tong comes to

0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:17.960
<v Speaker 1>pulling forward. I know another listener has brought them up before.

0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:21.760
<v Speaker 1>In fact, it's standard to pull forward at the drive through.

0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Because Culver's food is all cooked to order. You will

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 1>always get a freshly grilled and assembled butter burger and

0:32:28.880 --> 0:32:31.720
<v Speaker 1>may have a sign at the drive through. Many have

0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:34.760
<v Speaker 1>a sign at the drive through that tells customers to

0:32:34.800 --> 0:32:37.720
<v Speaker 1>come back through if their fries aren't hot enough. I'm

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:40.480
<v Speaker 1>sure Brody would still find fault with this, but all

0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:44.000
<v Speaker 1>at all, the service and quality makes this chain worth

0:32:44.040 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 1>a five minute wait. That's from anonymous. So he's trying

0:32:49.480 --> 0:32:53.040
<v Speaker 1>to say that even though it's fast food, it's it's

0:32:53.080 --> 0:32:55.480
<v Speaker 1>more like food coming up fast, and it's okay to

0:32:55.480 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 1>pull forward into a spot because it's worth the extra

0:32:57.520 --> 0:33:00.400
<v Speaker 1>time that it takes to the food. If they're trying

0:33:00.400 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 1>to give you a fresh, prepared food, that's different than

0:33:04.120 --> 0:33:06.920
<v Speaker 1>uh Taco place wanting you to pull up so they

0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:09.280
<v Speaker 1>can tell their manager they're averaging a three minute ticket time.

0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:12.719
<v Speaker 1>That's different. That's them wanting to look better and scam

0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:15.400
<v Speaker 1>their bosses at your expense while you pull next to

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 1>a garbage pail. That's different. So you can give me

0:33:18.440 --> 0:33:21.320
<v Speaker 1>a final quality fast food, like, for instance, Rolling Roaster,

0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:23.120
<v Speaker 1>And she said, Bay Brooklyn, where I used to be

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:26.240
<v Speaker 1>a manager. If you're from the area, you know it's fast.

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:29.560
<v Speaker 1>But it's not that it's not it's it's like quick food,

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:33.880
<v Speaker 1>but it's exit. It's quick food. It's quick. It's it's

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 1>the register, you order at the counter and you pick

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 1>it up at the counter. Not as fast, they don't

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 1>have a drive. Not quite as fast food. Right, We're

0:33:41.240 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 1>not so fast Rolling Roaster was a jingle. We're not

0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:45.680
<v Speaker 1>so fast Rolling Roaster. They were telling you in the jingle.

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:48.480
<v Speaker 1>We're not that fast. Okay, so it's okay to pull forward.

0:33:48.520 --> 0:33:50.680
<v Speaker 1>But when when you were talking about the big chains

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<v Speaker 1>that that's go back to the pizza thing. I'm not listening.

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<v Speaker 1>If your breakfast pizza is good, it's really breakfast on

0:33:56.600 --> 0:34:00.360
<v Speaker 1>breast breakfast. It's a it's an open faced breakfast much.

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:03.000
<v Speaker 1>That's really what it is, and I'm fine with that.

0:34:02.800 --> 0:34:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Then it's fine. But again, it's like white milk if

0:34:05.240 --> 0:34:07.160
<v Speaker 1>you put modifiers in front of it, if you call

0:34:07.200 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 1>it breakfast pizza, then it's a different thing. Yeah, but

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:12.719
<v Speaker 1>it's pizza. It's shaped like a pizza. It's shaped like

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:14.840
<v Speaker 1>it's got dough. If it's dough and things are on

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:17.400
<v Speaker 1>top of dough, and that's defined as pizza. Could you

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:20.279
<v Speaker 1>consider eggs and hash brown and bacon on top of

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:24.720
<v Speaker 1>it's really open face sandwich is what it is. Speaking

0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:26.399
<v Speaker 1>of pizza. If I can just interject for a moment,

0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:28.319
<v Speaker 1>because I've done that once or twice before. You think

0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:32.880
<v Speaker 1>I watched the movie recently on HBO Max. Uh, you

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like, uh, the president the President Obama. No no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no, the horror movie. So but President Obama

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<v Speaker 1>used to do that even anyway, So I watched a

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<v Speaker 1>movie with Denzel Washington Rommy Mallick called The Little Things

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<v Speaker 1>based off your penis. Nope, Nope, based on your brain,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, I'm gonna give you a partial review based

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<v Speaker 1>on your patients in that the name, the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the movie is The Little Things, right, And he says

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<v Speaker 1>in the movie, sometimes you catch people because of a

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<v Speaker 1>little Things. No spoilers, I'm not gonna spoil the movie. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the only time they mentioned it. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>little Things really have nothing to do with the plot

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<v Speaker 1>of the movie. Okay, but that's at the point. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a scene in the movie not gonna ruin it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna ruin the movie where they they show up

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<v Speaker 1>a pizza that a suspect has bitten and that that

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<v Speaker 1>checking his bite marks against other bite marks. Not a spoiler,

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<v Speaker 1>not a sponsor, not a spoil not a sponsor. The

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<v Speaker 1>the autopsy, the not the mortician. It doesn't matter what

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<v Speaker 1>the woman doing the autopsy, right, um, she says to him,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy must be back, must be from the Northeast. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>he folds his pizza, which folding it at the folding

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<v Speaker 1>it at the at the crust and half where the

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<v Speaker 1>New York slice of pizza, not Chicago deep dish to

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<v Speaker 1>do that is a New York thing. The problem is,

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<v Speaker 1>as a New York I went, oh, yeah, look at

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<v Speaker 1>that he folds his pizza. That might be a clue

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<v Speaker 1>he's from the Northeast. The thing is it was like

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<v Speaker 1>conveyor belt Domino's pizza, So if he's from the Northeast,

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<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't eating it, right at least go get you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, when they filmed Iron Man, it was either

0:36:21.160 --> 0:36:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Iron Man iron Man too right. They bring a box

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<v Speaker 1>a raised pizza from Greenwich Village in the scene, Um

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<v Speaker 1>Happy says, I got your pizza from Raising the Grange Village,

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<v Speaker 1>And the box is actually a box from Greenwich Village.

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<v Speaker 1>And the slice of pizza at least looked like a

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<v Speaker 1>New York slice of pizza. They may have printed the

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<v Speaker 1>box in California, but they made the pizza look like

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<v Speaker 1>a New York slice. So I give him props to

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<v Speaker 1>Marvel for that. This pizza was like, you know, it

0:36:44.600 --> 0:36:46.759
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. The point is they made the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I's like, this guy must be from back north, back

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<v Speaker 1>in the Northeast. But then the rest of the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't say anybody else was killed in a similar

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<v Speaker 1>fashion in Northeast. They never mentioned the Northeast. Again, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no reference to the Northeast. So they just put that

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<v Speaker 1>scene in so they can make her look like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like that pizza looks like it was must have eaten

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<v Speaker 1>from someone in the Northeast. That's there's arbitrary, very random,

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<v Speaker 1>and it didn't have anything to with the plot. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'll say, save your time. The movie summed not

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<v Speaker 1>like one tour, but the pizza thing pissed me off

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<v Speaker 1>to no end. He's like, oh, this guy must be

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<v Speaker 1>from back East. But then it had no relevance to

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:22.040
<v Speaker 1>the plot. It was like, if you watch the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll know what I'm talking about. You know, I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody's gonna watch it after that review.

0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:28.880
<v Speaker 1>You may have already watched it, and I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to tweet me and scary, I've already seen the movie,

0:37:31.040 --> 0:37:33.040
<v Speaker 1>or if you're gonna watch it anyway and tell me

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<v Speaker 1>if you feel like they took an out. That's a

0:37:35.280 --> 0:37:39.759
<v Speaker 1>hard pass from you mentioned sleepy time solutions. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what that is. Pretty talking about, pretty pretty litter

0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 1>pretty litter. Did we talk about pretty litter on this podcast?

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:49.759
<v Speaker 1>Is it kitty litter? It sounds like you may have

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned it last week's Well we should You made my day.

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<v Speaker 1>I was listening to your podcast while exercising and heard

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about my pretty litter scamboni. Oh this is

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<v Speaker 1>the This was Kate, the woman who emailed us about

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<v Speaker 1>the pretty Litter SCAMBOI we read this email. Oh yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't expecting it, and it made me smile. I've

0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:12.600
<v Speaker 1>been a listener of the Big Show for sixteen years

0:38:12.640 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 1>and recently took a leap of faith and moved from

0:38:15.640 --> 0:38:18.440
<v Speaker 1>New York City area to Maine to be closer to

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<v Speaker 1>friends and family. As a result, I had to start

0:38:21.080 --> 0:38:23.160
<v Speaker 1>listening to the on demand channel that's for the Big

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<v Speaker 1>Show anyway. So Kate, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>What's her first name? Kate, Kate McKee. But she's the

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<v Speaker 1>owner of Sleepy Time Solution. Okay, Kate, let me interject

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<v Speaker 1>here for a moment. Kate, Um, you can listen to

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:39.319
<v Speaker 1>us on on on IRT Radio Live. You don't have

0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 1>to listen to the on demand channel, which you can

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<v Speaker 1>when you miss something aren't we on in an FM

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<v Speaker 1>station in Maine? I think Maine's a big place. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're on in Maine, Portland, Portland, Maine. No, we're not, alright,

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:54.480
<v Speaker 1>We're in New Hampshire. Uh Portsmanship ports sports Smith, New Hampshire. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>The point is one seven the Coasts hit music station

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<v Speaker 1>right on seventy five radio stations at any given moment.

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<v Speaker 1>You can listen to the feed on any of those

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<v Speaker 1>stations on I Heart Radio like one hundred New York

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, your old radio station, and listen live. Who

0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 1>said you couldn't, So we're gonna educate you and and

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else. You can go to Elvis Oran dot com

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<v Speaker 1>slash how to listen, and you can find out all

0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:20.480
<v Speaker 1>the ways you can listen for free. That's all public

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<v Speaker 1>service announcement. I expect you to listen live to the

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<v Speaker 1>elvist End Morning Show. Now I can go on all day.

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<v Speaker 1>We have someone wants to come at you, Brodie. They

0:39:27.080 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 1>want to come at you. Some guy. He wants it's

0:39:29.520 --> 0:39:31.440
<v Speaker 1>not the way that you're describing it. He wants to

0:39:31.480 --> 0:39:34.279
<v Speaker 1>get get, get in your face, beat me up with

0:39:34.440 --> 0:39:38.279
<v Speaker 1>debate me on someth debate. It was Andrew Crope who

0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:42.399
<v Speaker 1>has a problem. Yeah, you can't crope with the situation. Hey,

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:46.440
<v Speaker 1>slice for life. Here's the ship sandwich. Love you guys.

0:39:48.600 --> 0:39:52.239
<v Speaker 1>Episodes y'all never bothered me. Always good stuff. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>hated the last episode, dude to myself being in an

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<v Speaker 1>m l M multilayer marketing company full time with my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>And not everyone is the same. You guys kind of

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<v Speaker 1>have every company. You put every company in a bad light.

0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:11.799
<v Speaker 1>I get the same spammy assholes like you guys do,

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<v Speaker 1>and all the crappy products. But again, not everyone is

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<v Speaker 1>the same. Not everything is a pyramid scheme and only

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<v Speaker 1>winning if you're just on the top. Just thought i'd

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<v Speaker 1>share with you guys. Still love you guys, but you

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<v Speaker 1>both oh, both of us are very wrong in that category.

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<v Speaker 1>Very uneducated for the matter of for sure. So Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>and his wife are part of a we called it

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<v Speaker 1>a Ponzi scheme, like the Lulu Ro's of the world,

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<v Speaker 1>the pyramid schemes right where you can only you know,

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<v Speaker 1>get out, cash out after you get ten people to join.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what I'll say, Andrew. I will do a little

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<v Speaker 1>more research, but here's what I'll say. And I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>you're slicing stuck with us unlike smash Ly. Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>you go. You said it. Fuck you smash Ly, f

0:40:56.360 --> 0:40:59.799
<v Speaker 1>you smash She hates you. This is why she hates you.

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.799
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not gonna get any love back from her.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter anymore. You know what, we gave a

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:07.400
<v Speaker 1>great explanation. Someone who knows her, it's gonna tell her

0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:09.759
<v Speaker 1>we felt, and she's gonna come back, and then she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna We're gonna lose her. You're gonna be like, what

0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:12.840
<v Speaker 1>are you gonna be a dick for? What are you

0:41:12.880 --> 0:41:15.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna put the Brooklyn Boys when you love them for

0:41:16.000 --> 0:41:19.359
<v Speaker 1>a hundred eisodes? Jesus give us at least three, give

0:41:19.440 --> 0:41:21.880
<v Speaker 1>us three stars with a you want to take a

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<v Speaker 1>star away from me? I don't care. Fine, no, no, no, okay.

0:41:24.480 --> 0:41:25.920
<v Speaker 1>As far as that, I don't want to delve too

0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:28.319
<v Speaker 1>hard into this. The problem with most and Andrew. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't speak for your company. You could be the best

0:41:30.440 --> 0:41:32.800
<v Speaker 1>top of the pyramid guy. Ever, I'm not saying it's pyramid.

0:41:32.880 --> 0:41:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Let me phrase that top of the multi layers. You

0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>could be on the multi level level one. But somebody

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<v Speaker 1>is at level thirty seven and they're not getting anybody

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty eight, and they're fucked. That's how it works.

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:46.799
<v Speaker 1>If you're a level one, you will never meet level

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<v Speaker 1>thirty eight. You don't have everyone come to the office.

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:51.160
<v Speaker 1>You don't have all the levels get together for a

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:53.840
<v Speaker 1>big thing, unless you you take out a convention and

0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:56.040
<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh, buy my tapes and books on how

0:41:56.080 --> 0:41:59.719
<v Speaker 1>to do market most I can't Andrew again, if you

0:41:59.800 --> 0:42:04.280
<v Speaker 1>have reinvented MLM. Notice I didn't say M LM marketing

0:42:04.280 --> 0:42:08.320
<v Speaker 1>because that's redundant. If you've if you've reinvented MLM, congratulations,

0:42:08.560 --> 0:42:12.840
<v Speaker 1>congratulations to the to the the the lms below you. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying for normal companies, somebody at level ninety

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<v Speaker 1>three is not getting level ninety four. And and unless

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<v Speaker 1>you reimburse level ninety three for their inability to get

0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:29.040
<v Speaker 1>ninety four, it could be able. More people have been

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<v Speaker 1>exposed to this, the more the less of a chance

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:34.760
<v Speaker 1>you have of getting out because you've asked everybody already.

0:42:34.800 --> 0:42:37.160
<v Speaker 1>They've they've all been asked, so they're like, no, I'm

0:42:37.200 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 1>done with that, I've heard about it before, I'm out,

0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:41.960
<v Speaker 1>or I already participating with this person. So again at

0:42:42.000 --> 0:42:45.520
<v Speaker 1>some point it reaches us a market saturation and it's

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<v Speaker 1>impossible to make money at some point. If you are

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<v Speaker 1>not Andrew and you find out who what what company

0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Andrew is h MLM, and you want to invest with Andrew,

0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 1>go right ahead. I'm we were just saying that, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just say most M M LM can be a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you if you think most, we're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>this last month and we'll move on, you're gonna get

0:43:09.800 --> 0:43:11.680
<v Speaker 1>stuck with a lot of merchandise in your basement. That's

0:43:11.680 --> 0:43:13.360
<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying. You got room for you have breath

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:16.800
<v Speaker 1>for one more Brody that's complaining. Oh I got Alan

0:43:16.920 --> 0:43:20.600
<v Speaker 1>Lendon goodrow By. All these people have slid into my

0:43:20.680 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 1>d ms on Instagram at Scary Jones. Brody should have

0:43:24.040 --> 0:43:27.239
<v Speaker 1>taken offers from private buyers for his broken washer. All

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 1>you have to do is make sure it's listed as

0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:33.240
<v Speaker 1>as is and no refunds. Because even though those private

0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:36.319
<v Speaker 1>buyers aren't businesses, they may have the know how to

0:43:36.400 --> 0:43:38.360
<v Speaker 1>fix it or be able to get it fixed and

0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:40.640
<v Speaker 1>still come out cheaper than a new one. Why not

0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:43.839
<v Speaker 1>let them know what's wrong with it and let them

0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:46.960
<v Speaker 1>make an offer. It's better than zero dollars. All right,

0:43:47.000 --> 0:43:49.360
<v Speaker 1>I will tell you why, because I just listed it.

0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:52.279
<v Speaker 1>I took my owner your advice before you gave it,

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:57.319
<v Speaker 1>and I listed them online. Okay. I listed them last night,

0:43:58.080 --> 0:44:01.520
<v Speaker 1>and I clearly said the wa sing machine has this defect.

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:05.080
<v Speaker 1>It stops in the middle of the wash and you're done.

0:44:05.600 --> 0:44:10.319
<v Speaker 1>It says there's an SD error, not an your own. Yeah, yes,

0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, at first, it's a SuDS error. However it's

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:15.560
<v Speaker 1>it's it's an error that would come up if you

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:18.240
<v Speaker 1>have too many suns. It doesn't matter. There's no SuDS.

0:44:18.280 --> 0:44:20.560
<v Speaker 1>I run it without SuDS. There's no salp nothing, It's

0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:24.799
<v Speaker 1>it's a glitch in the Okay this He goes on

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<v Speaker 1>again to something else. He's going, all right, hold on.

0:44:28.200 --> 0:44:33.440
<v Speaker 1>I listed them and I said, uh, everything, every detailed measurements,

0:44:33.800 --> 0:44:36.319
<v Speaker 1>all the things that I replaced on the dryer. Then

0:44:36.360 --> 0:44:39.799
<v Speaker 1>I said, the washing machine. I've replaced everything. It's new

0:44:39.840 --> 0:44:43.440
<v Speaker 1>inside for the most part, except this error that I

0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:47.719
<v Speaker 1>have not been able to fix. Okay. Three people contacted

0:44:47.760 --> 0:44:50.080
<v Speaker 1>me within an hour. I'm interested. I want them. I

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:53.400
<v Speaker 1>won't come get them. I said, okay, do you have

0:44:53.440 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 1>a hand truck like the listing says, because I have

0:44:55.200 --> 0:44:58.319
<v Speaker 1>five steps to my basement. Right, do you have a

0:44:58.400 --> 0:45:01.480
<v Speaker 1>hand truck? And did you did you read the description

0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:06.839
<v Speaker 1>of the washing machine that there's a problem, YadA, YadA, YadA.

0:45:06.880 --> 0:45:10.160
<v Speaker 1>They all wrote back, Oh, sorry, not interested. The problem

0:45:10.239 --> 0:45:12.040
<v Speaker 1>is people will say they read it. They'll think they

0:45:12.040 --> 0:45:14.080
<v Speaker 1>can just get it fixed. They'll go, oh, oh, you

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:16.640
<v Speaker 1>know what, I'll get the washing machine for a hundred bucks.

0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:20.040
<v Speaker 1>It's a six hundred dollar washing machine. I'll get someone

0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:23.359
<v Speaker 1>to fix it for a hundred boom. The problem is

0:45:23.880 --> 0:45:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I have a PC and G service contract, which means

0:45:26.600 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 1>they come anytime I want for seven dollars a month,

0:45:29.600 --> 0:45:32.879
<v Speaker 1>and they've tried numerous times and can't fix it. Now,

0:45:32.920 --> 0:45:35.040
<v Speaker 1>somebody else might be able to fix it, but if

0:45:35.080 --> 0:45:37.480
<v Speaker 1>you're a Joe guy living in the house, you're not

0:45:37.520 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 1>You can watch all the YouTube videos you want, you're

0:45:39.040 --> 0:45:41.200
<v Speaker 1>not able to fix this thing. So I wanted to

0:45:41.239 --> 0:45:43.239
<v Speaker 1>sell it to a place where they can use it

0:45:43.280 --> 0:45:48.279
<v Speaker 1>for parts or replace. The point let him continue, because

0:45:48.560 --> 0:45:51.279
<v Speaker 1>that was that was on Friday night. I'm sitting right

0:45:51.280 --> 0:45:53.480
<v Speaker 1>next to it right now. That was on Friday. I

0:45:53.560 --> 0:45:55.840
<v Speaker 1>have the new washing machine right that, you know. I

0:45:55.840 --> 0:45:58.600
<v Speaker 1>got a PC Richard um and I'm sitting next to

0:45:58.640 --> 0:46:02.399
<v Speaker 1>the one that's broken because I wasn't able to get

0:46:02.440 --> 0:46:04.120
<v Speaker 1>rid of it when they were here. I told you this,

0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I had to change all the pipes of myself. Yeah,

0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting next to it, all right. So on Friday

0:46:08.840 --> 0:46:11.439
<v Speaker 1>he wrote to me, and then tonight, just to two

0:46:11.440 --> 0:46:15.799
<v Speaker 1>hours ago, he writes, Hey, uh, but let me set

0:46:15.840 --> 0:46:18.160
<v Speaker 1>this up. Last last week Brody made fun of me

0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:20.799
<v Speaker 1>because I was was one of thirty one people that

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:24.280
<v Speaker 1>received the twenties Standing Ovation Award, which was an award

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.960
<v Speaker 1>for the essential employees at I Heart Media, and they

0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:29.319
<v Speaker 1>gave me a nice framed glass plaque Thank you. I

0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Heart Media. Women is one of the people that that

0:46:31.440 --> 0:46:35.320
<v Speaker 1>that that you're in with. No, this guy is a listener,

0:46:35.440 --> 0:46:38.400
<v Speaker 1>he says, a party, and you called it a participation

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:40.680
<v Speaker 1>trophy and it's not a real trophy. You can you

0:46:40.760 --> 0:46:45.160
<v Speaker 1>basically pooh pooed my award. So Hera Allen writes back

0:46:45.239 --> 0:46:48.400
<v Speaker 1>that a participation trophy is different from what I got

0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:52.000
<v Speaker 1>because the losers didn't also get one, just like a

0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:55.120
<v Speaker 1>championship ring is not a participation trophy for the Super

0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Bowl because the Kansas City Chiefs didn't also get a

0:46:59.120 --> 0:47:01.879
<v Speaker 1>super Bowl ring just for playing. Okay, here's where he's

0:47:01.880 --> 0:47:04.000
<v Speaker 1>wrong though, Blaine Gabbert. Do you know why blame Gabbett

0:47:04.080 --> 0:47:08.080
<v Speaker 1>was trending on Super Bowl Night? Blaine Gabbert is the

0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:12.479
<v Speaker 1>backup quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I don't think

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:14.360
<v Speaker 1>and I could be look if you're a buckets apology,

0:47:14.400 --> 0:47:16.640
<v Speaker 1>he got a ring hold on, right. I don't think

0:47:16.640 --> 0:47:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Blaine Gabbert played a snap this year, and from to

0:47:22.120 --> 0:47:23.360
<v Speaker 1>what I know, he could have played it, you know,

0:47:23.440 --> 0:47:26.879
<v Speaker 1>during a blowout game. He he yeah, he had no

0:47:26.920 --> 0:47:30.319
<v Speaker 1>impact on the playoffs, on the run on the Super Bowl.

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:32.040
<v Speaker 1>He gets the ring. God blessed, and that's other rules

0:47:32.080 --> 0:47:35.080
<v Speaker 1>are I get it. But if he walks into a

0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:36.520
<v Speaker 1>like a bar, he's like, look I got a ring,

0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:38.960
<v Speaker 1>He'll go, oh, who'd you buy it from? Blaine Gabbert?

0:47:39.200 --> 0:47:43.480
<v Speaker 1>And he gotta partici participated on the team. Do you know,

0:47:43.560 --> 0:47:45.600
<v Speaker 1>like in in Major League Baseball, if you like get

0:47:45.600 --> 0:47:48.080
<v Speaker 1>traded after like forty games, the team wins the World Series,

0:47:48.160 --> 0:47:50.319
<v Speaker 1>still gonna ring? You still gonna ring? Right? I get that.

0:47:50.680 --> 0:47:52.919
<v Speaker 1>That doesn't have the same level of like when Tom

0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Brady gets a ring. He earned the goddamn ring. So

0:47:56.239 --> 0:47:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Blaine Gabbert was trending because people like dude, Blaine Gabbert

0:47:59.120 --> 0:48:01.480
<v Speaker 1>got a Super Bowl ring, and I'm happy for Blank Gabett.

0:48:01.560 --> 0:48:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he's a good man, a good but he

0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:14.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't Standing Ovation award. Yes, go look on Twitter trending. Okay, alright,

0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:17.880
<v Speaker 1>great is the backup quarterback to Todd fucking Brady? How

0:48:17.880 --> 0:48:19.520
<v Speaker 1>do we fall so far behind Brod? We've got some

0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:21.000
<v Speaker 1>much to get to. I didn't talk about the dusty

0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:25.000
<v Speaker 1>old box. Wait a minute, this is this the thing

0:48:25.000 --> 0:48:27.640
<v Speaker 1>about your aunt. Yeah, that's kind of sad. I don't

0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:29.120
<v Speaker 1>want to bring it down, but I kind of want

0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:30.440
<v Speaker 1>to talk about it. And then I know you have

0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:33.040
<v Speaker 1>a million things yours. I want to do that and

0:48:34.160 --> 0:48:35.839
<v Speaker 1>come back. But let me get do a couple of quickies. Here.

0:48:36.800 --> 0:48:41.360
<v Speaker 1>I got in trouble. Um my wife and daughter bought

0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:47.920
<v Speaker 1>some stuff in Victoria's secret. Um uh maybe January, pre pandemic.

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:50.719
<v Speaker 1>Then the pandemic hit and the moles closed and nobody

0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:55.120
<v Speaker 1>left their house and whatever. So this bag of girly

0:48:55.200 --> 0:48:58.680
<v Speaker 1>stuff has been sitting in the uh in the closet,

0:48:58.680 --> 0:49:00.960
<v Speaker 1>waiting to be returned. And my wife says to me,

0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:03.200
<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, you know that bag,

0:49:03.200 --> 0:49:05.160
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, what's with this bag? Yeah, it's

0:49:05.160 --> 0:49:06.759
<v Speaker 1>too late. They're never gonna take it back. I said,

0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:09.399
<v Speaker 1>you leave it to old Mr Brodie. Here, I will,

0:49:09.440 --> 0:49:12.319
<v Speaker 1>I will have it returned. Not to worry. So I

0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:14.880
<v Speaker 1>figured I'll just explain pandemic. They gotta make an exception,

0:49:14.920 --> 0:49:17.879
<v Speaker 1>no problem. So I go in. And if you've ever

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:21.719
<v Speaker 1>walked into Victoria's Secret by yourself as a man, I have.

0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 1>If you're really actually and just walk out, Oh nice.

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:28.920
<v Speaker 1>If you walk in and you're really good looking, they

0:49:28.960 --> 0:49:33.400
<v Speaker 1>assume like, oh, yeah, you're buying something for your hot girl. Yeah.

0:49:33.440 --> 0:49:35.759
<v Speaker 1>But I feel like when I walk in, they look

0:49:35.800 --> 0:49:37.360
<v Speaker 1>at me like, oh, here's the guy who likes to

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:40.120
<v Speaker 1>wear underwear girls underwear, or like he wants to look

0:49:40.160 --> 0:49:42.560
<v Speaker 1>at the posters or people. Yeah, and you can't walk

0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:44.400
<v Speaker 1>into the single you or or if you are a

0:49:44.400 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 1>single guy and I've done this before, you've got to

0:49:46.600 --> 0:49:49.000
<v Speaker 1>go right to one of the people on the floor.

0:49:49.040 --> 0:49:51.080
<v Speaker 1>And that's fact I'm looking. I'm looking for this for

0:49:51.080 --> 0:49:55.120
<v Speaker 1>this person. Otherwise, if you're just creeping around feeling the

0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 1>underwear in the between the racks, that's right. Awkward, right right, Okay,

0:50:00.160 --> 0:50:01.839
<v Speaker 1>And by the way, there's nothing wrong with men wearing

0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:03.880
<v Speaker 1>ladies underwear. I wasn't saying there was. I'm saying, you

0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:05.960
<v Speaker 1>get that look like I'm not here to buy stuff

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:10.480
<v Speaker 1>for women. And I get to the register and there's

0:50:10.480 --> 0:50:12.480
<v Speaker 1>nobody behind the counter when I first get there. So

0:50:12.560 --> 0:50:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm standing there kind of just staring at the at

0:50:16.640 --> 0:50:19.160
<v Speaker 1>the desk, and I feel like the women are looking

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:21.759
<v Speaker 1>at me, like, who's that guy just staring because right

0:50:21.760 --> 0:50:24.560
<v Speaker 1>behind the register is three posters of beautiful women in

0:50:24.560 --> 0:50:27.360
<v Speaker 1>in lingerie, So it looks like I'm staring at the

0:50:27.360 --> 0:50:31.680
<v Speaker 1>giant posters for the mannequins maneins behind the register. But

0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:34.719
<v Speaker 1>still at the same point, this is some hot hot

0:50:34.760 --> 0:50:38.800
<v Speaker 1>mannequins are So anyway, I go to the register and

0:50:38.840 --> 0:50:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I do the return and I explained, you know, COVID

0:50:41.560 --> 0:50:43.799
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah pandemic, and they not a problem, take

0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:46.759
<v Speaker 1>everything back. And the girl behind the counter was a

0:50:47.239 --> 0:50:51.279
<v Speaker 1>a no noser. Yeah she wore she was wearing a

0:50:51.360 --> 0:50:54.440
<v Speaker 1>chin diaper, right, but not on purpose. She was wearing

0:50:55.760 --> 0:50:58.160
<v Speaker 1>or actually covering her mouth, only not the nose. The

0:50:58.280 --> 0:51:00.200
<v Speaker 1>problem was and this isn't even part of the why

0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I bring up the story. She was wearing a blue

0:51:02.960 --> 0:51:06.160
<v Speaker 1>surgical mask like the paper ones, and it wasn't tight fitting,

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:09.040
<v Speaker 1>and it wasn't adjustable, and so she was chewing gum

0:51:09.080 --> 0:51:11.560
<v Speaker 1>like a cow. So every time her mouth dropped to

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:14.839
<v Speaker 1>open her mouth for the gum down, so she would

0:51:14.880 --> 0:51:17.759
<v Speaker 1>go and have to put the mask over put the

0:51:17.800 --> 0:51:20.480
<v Speaker 1>mask over nose. So she would occasionally forget as we're talking,

0:51:20.480 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 1>and I would keep some tells me, that's not what

0:51:22.480 --> 0:51:24.520
<v Speaker 1>the point of this is, you know, I'm turning. It

0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:27.000
<v Speaker 1>bothered me because it was she was a gum chewing noser,

0:51:27.280 --> 0:51:29.960
<v Speaker 1>because the man don't chew gum. If your mask doesn't fit,

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:33.600
<v Speaker 1>did you get really get I get the return? Well mail,

0:51:33.640 --> 0:51:37.440
<v Speaker 1>your refund'll take six weeks. Whatever. Good. I now feel like,

0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:39.400
<v Speaker 1>let me get the funk out of here, because of

0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:40.960
<v Speaker 1>course I got to get out of him alone, and

0:51:41.000 --> 0:51:43.720
<v Speaker 1>as women behind me online, I was like, haven't I stay, ladies,

0:51:44.160 --> 0:51:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like trying to get out. And then as

0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:49.360
<v Speaker 1>I turned the corner there was a woman who's a

0:51:49.400 --> 0:51:54.879
<v Speaker 1>little bit larger with with I wasn't googling very very

0:51:54.960 --> 0:51:59.080
<v Speaker 1>large breast. Yeah, I guess again she was an oversized

0:51:59.080 --> 0:52:03.640
<v Speaker 1>woman with I mean like basketballs and she and her

0:52:03.680 --> 0:52:08.160
<v Speaker 1>hands cups, not the coffee kind. She had a she

0:52:08.239 --> 0:52:11.760
<v Speaker 1>was trying on a big bra right over her shirt,

0:52:12.600 --> 0:52:15.839
<v Speaker 1>and you know women like to make sure it fits right.

0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Just as I turned the car, her hands were on

0:52:19.520 --> 0:52:23.960
<v Speaker 1>her own breasts over the bra, like pushing them and

0:52:24.000 --> 0:52:26.560
<v Speaker 1>like making sure that brawl was fitting right. And of

0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:28.920
<v Speaker 1>course when you turn a corner, whatever's in front of

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:32.040
<v Speaker 1>you catches your eye. And what was in front she

0:52:32.239 --> 0:52:35.920
<v Speaker 1>was her big so I kind of like look at

0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:39.360
<v Speaker 1>all and I and I do, like because I almost

0:52:39.360 --> 0:52:42.759
<v Speaker 1>walked in our right. But she looks because this is

0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:47.040
<v Speaker 1>an unfortunate misfortune of David, she and her friends, because

0:52:47.040 --> 0:52:49.040
<v Speaker 1>she was with two girlfriends look at me, like why

0:52:49.120 --> 0:52:51.720
<v Speaker 1>you look at my tent's creep, And I'm like, I wasn't.

0:52:52.160 --> 0:52:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. No look, no look right like a Seinfeldt,

0:52:55.680 --> 0:53:00.680
<v Speaker 1>no pick, no pick, because and she wasn't a short woman,

0:53:00.920 --> 0:53:03.960
<v Speaker 1>so her boobs were almost at m like almost like level,

0:53:04.360 --> 0:53:06.160
<v Speaker 1>so like looking at them, I wouldn't have had to

0:53:06.200 --> 0:53:09.480
<v Speaker 1>move my head and I would, and she I reacted

0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:12.400
<v Speaker 1>like I was given because she's grabbing her own boobs.

0:53:12.760 --> 0:53:15.799
<v Speaker 1>That that's awkward. So I got, I got, I got

0:53:16.280 --> 0:53:21.279
<v Speaker 1>boob accused bob acucue from those tig ole biddies, well

0:53:21.920 --> 0:53:26.680
<v Speaker 1>from the woman with naturally, uh you know whatever I

0:53:26.760 --> 0:53:32.080
<v Speaker 1>was trying, but I wasn't looking. All right, happens, Okay,

0:53:32.160 --> 0:53:33.719
<v Speaker 1>I still like to go in there to fart because

0:53:33.800 --> 0:53:36.719
<v Speaker 1>it's beautiful. It smells so nice in there. Oh you

0:53:36.760 --> 0:53:41.600
<v Speaker 1>know what's even better place candle. But you can always

0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:42.840
<v Speaker 1>cover it up. You just go ok in there and

0:53:42.840 --> 0:53:47.640
<v Speaker 1>go or shop the body shop those places, or even

0:53:48.320 --> 0:53:52.440
<v Speaker 1>even in uh no, no, no apercrom It smells like

0:53:52.520 --> 0:53:55.399
<v Speaker 1>someone dropped the case of cologne in there. Every time

0:53:56.440 --> 0:53:59.200
<v Speaker 1>somebody dropped perfume and didn't clean it up. Here's what

0:53:59.239 --> 0:54:01.480
<v Speaker 1>you do. Here's what You go over to the sample

0:54:01.520 --> 0:54:03.759
<v Speaker 1>stuff and you spray it like you want to see

0:54:03.760 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 1>how it smells. But you do it as you farted like,

0:54:07.239 --> 0:54:09.960
<v Speaker 1>but then you already spraying like, oh oh this smells

0:54:10.000 --> 0:54:13.160
<v Speaker 1>like leather. Oh yeah, I like this. That anti enne

0:54:13.200 --> 0:54:16.120
<v Speaker 1>is not sitting right now. Well, you can also fart

0:54:16.120 --> 0:54:18.440
<v Speaker 1>by anti enns because that cinnamon, or like cinnabon, you

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:21.480
<v Speaker 1>can fart by cinnabon because the cinnamon comes up nowhere

0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:28.000
<v Speaker 1>else you fart cinnabon Yankee candle or or a place

0:54:28.040 --> 0:54:32.720
<v Speaker 1>that sells cauliflower, because no one will ever notice because

0:54:32.719 --> 0:54:37.719
<v Speaker 1>it smells like abercrombiean and farts. All right, and we

0:54:37.719 --> 0:54:39.319
<v Speaker 1>gotta take a break, and then we got some things

0:54:39.320 --> 0:54:42.879
<v Speaker 1>to cover. I gotta I gotta vodka, chicken parm panini. Problem. Yeah,

0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:44.960
<v Speaker 1>and I have a problem. And we have sounds, and

0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:47.240
<v Speaker 1>I haven't. I have to talk about the dusty old box.

0:54:47.560 --> 0:54:51.480
<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll get to that right after the scary

0:54:51.880 --> 0:54:54.720
<v Speaker 1>all right, you know, all right, well past the old boxes.

0:54:54.760 --> 0:54:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I think we should finish on dusty old box. You

0:54:56.560 --> 0:54:59.400
<v Speaker 1>want to finish on that? We got sound good? Just

0:54:59.400 --> 0:55:02.960
<v Speaker 1>tell you my chick in Pompanini story because your opinion, Yeah, fine,

0:55:03.040 --> 0:55:05.520
<v Speaker 1>go for it. This is hit it. This is not

0:55:05.600 --> 0:55:08.960
<v Speaker 1>a Scamboni, but I feel like they tried to scamboni me.

0:55:09.080 --> 0:55:11.759
<v Speaker 1>So I have the jingle ready. There's a I'm not

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:14.480
<v Speaker 1>going to name the place. There's a place in New

0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Jersey where the guy is from Brooklyn. They sell a

0:55:18.680 --> 0:55:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Slice, which is basically a rip off of Lmbis

0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Mamonial Guns. Their logo is a Brooklyn Bridge, and I

0:55:25.200 --> 0:55:28.040
<v Speaker 1>want you to know I love them, love them the

0:55:28.040 --> 0:55:32.520
<v Speaker 1>pizzas fact, No, I don't think so I'll tell you

0:55:32.520 --> 0:55:37.279
<v Speaker 1>why I went in. Uh. Last week, I happened to

0:55:37.320 --> 0:55:39.960
<v Speaker 1>be where I was going to visit my mom. I

0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:42.080
<v Speaker 1>was wearing my Brooklyn Boys shirt. My mom loves the

0:55:42.080 --> 0:55:44.719
<v Speaker 1>show hoodie No No, the Great T shirt property of

0:55:45.840 --> 0:55:48.640
<v Speaker 1>and so I walk in wearing my Brooklyn Boys podcast

0:55:48.680 --> 0:55:51.880
<v Speaker 1>T shirt and they're all in Brooklyn Bridge shirts and

0:55:51.960 --> 0:55:54.440
<v Speaker 1>nobody noticed my Brooklyn Boy shirt. I thought it was

0:55:54.480 --> 0:55:59.960
<v Speaker 1>odd that they wouldn't go, oh, Brooklyn Bridge the Brooklyn Slice.

0:56:00.440 --> 0:56:02.319
<v Speaker 1>But one of the things they sell, which I have

0:56:02.520 --> 0:56:04.919
<v Speaker 1>every time I'm there. No matter what pizza I get,

0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I cannot not get this. It's a chicken palm pannini

0:56:09.200 --> 0:56:12.799
<v Speaker 1>with vodka sauce. And they have it up on the

0:56:12.800 --> 0:56:15.520
<v Speaker 1>counter like you know in the pre made stuff, like

0:56:15.560 --> 0:56:17.960
<v Speaker 1>it's there, and when you order it, they sauce it

0:56:18.000 --> 0:56:20.200
<v Speaker 1>and melt the cheese, put in the oven. You're done, okay.

0:56:20.880 --> 0:56:22.800
<v Speaker 1>So I get that. I order a head so I

0:56:22.840 --> 0:56:26.960
<v Speaker 1>can run and run out, and I'm h I want

0:56:26.960 --> 0:56:29.399
<v Speaker 1>to say, it's maybe twenty minutes from my mom. So

0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:32.000
<v Speaker 1>on the way from my mom there, I like to

0:56:32.320 --> 0:56:35.120
<v Speaker 1>a little snacky, snacky, little eat and run, little eat

0:56:35.120 --> 0:56:38.640
<v Speaker 1>and drive. I take out my chicken palm Pannini to

0:56:38.760 --> 0:56:41.080
<v Speaker 1>take up just to take a little bite as I'm driving.

0:56:41.560 --> 0:56:44.399
<v Speaker 1>It's like a pocket of food. It's fantastic. I get

0:56:44.400 --> 0:56:47.160
<v Speaker 1>my napkins ready because the sauce just oozes out. It's

0:56:47.200 --> 0:56:50.400
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, and I and I take a bite and

0:56:50.440 --> 0:56:53.880
<v Speaker 1>as dry as as dry as a rock. I opened

0:56:53.920 --> 0:56:57.120
<v Speaker 1>it up at the red light, and it looks like

0:56:57.239 --> 0:56:59.760
<v Speaker 1>there's a little bit of an orange haze on the bread,

0:57:00.520 --> 0:57:02.320
<v Speaker 1>like either it was buttered or like they took a

0:57:02.360 --> 0:57:05.080
<v Speaker 1>paintbrush and they painted it with with light orange or

0:57:05.120 --> 0:57:07.600
<v Speaker 1>light pink. You could just faintly see the bread is

0:57:07.640 --> 0:57:12.720
<v Speaker 1>this color there. There's no sauce. So at this point,

0:57:13.320 --> 0:57:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm five minutes from my mom. I'm like twenty

0:57:15.680 --> 0:57:18.200
<v Speaker 1>minutes away. I called back and I said, hey, listen,

0:57:18.320 --> 0:57:20.840
<v Speaker 1>I ordered this big thing. I spent like fifty bucks

0:57:21.000 --> 0:57:25.120
<v Speaker 1>on pizza and food for my mom that you wanted say,

0:57:25.720 --> 0:57:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, listen, I ordered the chicken pompanini. There's no

0:57:28.080 --> 0:57:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Vandka sauce on it. Now, we've all heard this excuse before,

0:57:32.200 --> 0:57:34.720
<v Speaker 1>and I was very surprised that they tried this on me.

0:57:35.880 --> 0:57:38.320
<v Speaker 1>They said, oh, it must have absorbed into the bread.

0:57:39.760 --> 0:57:44.040
<v Speaker 1>That's a scam. That's a scam. Boni, that's it does

0:57:44.160 --> 0:57:48.919
<v Speaker 1>That's not what happened. That's yeah, yeah, we know. That's

0:57:49.000 --> 0:57:51.040
<v Speaker 1>you trying to like say to me, oh, no, it's

0:57:51.040 --> 0:57:53.640
<v Speaker 1>in there. It's like when you were like, oh, the cheese,

0:57:53.640 --> 0:57:56.480
<v Speaker 1>it must have melted in. It's it must it's not.

0:57:57.800 --> 0:58:00.960
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't absorb dicks. And don't aren't you a grown

0:58:01.000 --> 0:58:03.120
<v Speaker 1>ass adult to know that that's not the way that

0:58:03.120 --> 0:58:07.240
<v Speaker 1>that that that you know, substance reacts with bread. Give

0:58:07.280 --> 0:58:10.080
<v Speaker 1>me a first of all. First of all, again, I

0:58:10.120 --> 0:58:13.960
<v Speaker 1>have it at least twice a month, right, I've had

0:58:14.000 --> 0:58:17.880
<v Speaker 1>it thirty times in the past year or two, or

0:58:18.120 --> 0:58:20.120
<v Speaker 1>maybe they gave you an old piece, or maybe it

0:58:20.200 --> 0:58:21.760
<v Speaker 1>was the end of the end of the batch. And

0:58:21.800 --> 0:58:23.360
<v Speaker 1>like you know, we're just gonna try and make more.

0:58:23.640 --> 0:58:27.240
<v Speaker 1>Telling me that the giant I got my napkins ready,

0:58:27.240 --> 0:58:29.800
<v Speaker 1>because the sauce always squirts out. If you're telling me

0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:33.520
<v Speaker 1>that much sauce absorbed into the panini bread. And by

0:58:33.560 --> 0:58:34.880
<v Speaker 1>the way, if you're a baker and you can tell

0:58:34.920 --> 0:58:37.360
<v Speaker 1>me that the average could take in nine ounces of

0:58:37.400 --> 0:58:40.200
<v Speaker 1>vodka sauce. Don't tweet me. I I don't want the

0:58:40.200 --> 0:58:43.560
<v Speaker 1>science behind it. I gotta say, if this sauce is gone, scary,

0:58:43.760 --> 0:58:46.160
<v Speaker 1>it's been sitting there for three days. If the sauce

0:58:46.240 --> 0:58:48.320
<v Speaker 1>you put on because I got there, I got there.

0:58:48.320 --> 0:58:52.280
<v Speaker 1>I want to say it was two o'clock roughly. If

0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:55.600
<v Speaker 1>if by two o'clock in the afternoon, five ounces of

0:58:55.640 --> 0:58:59.240
<v Speaker 1>sauce has absorbed into the bread, then I want new

0:58:59.240 --> 0:59:01.200
<v Speaker 1>bread and new sauce. So the guy says to me,

0:59:01.680 --> 0:59:02.840
<v Speaker 1>or what do you want me to do? You want

0:59:02.840 --> 0:59:04.040
<v Speaker 1>to come back, I'll give you a a little sauce on

0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:06.240
<v Speaker 1>the side. I said, I'm not gonna come back. I'm

0:59:06.280 --> 0:59:09.120
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes away. That's gonna put me forty minutes out

0:59:09.120 --> 0:59:11.960
<v Speaker 1>to visit my mom twenty minutes back. I said, I

0:59:11.960 --> 0:59:13.800
<v Speaker 1>can't come back. He said, what we want to do?

0:59:14.800 --> 0:59:17.240
<v Speaker 1>I said, well, you know I'm a regular customer, right,

0:59:18.680 --> 0:59:20.439
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe he can give you a better

0:59:20.440 --> 0:59:22.400
<v Speaker 1>one next time I come in. I don't know. I

0:59:22.440 --> 0:59:26.560
<v Speaker 1>gotta get you a sauce. Hold on, you say this,

0:59:26.560 --> 0:59:28.640
<v Speaker 1>guy says, Thomans sending Brad got up and TiO. The

0:59:28.640 --> 0:59:31.000
<v Speaker 1>guy goes, we'll give another one. So he comes back.

0:59:31.000 --> 0:59:33.560
<v Speaker 1>He goes, I will give you a credit for next time.

0:59:35.280 --> 0:59:37.280
<v Speaker 1>My point is the guy was like trying to give

0:59:37.320 --> 0:59:39.919
<v Speaker 1>me the old absorbed into the bread. Okay, but here's

0:59:39.920 --> 0:59:41.400
<v Speaker 1>the thing. I'm eating the bread. I don't taste any

0:59:41.440 --> 0:59:43.959
<v Speaker 1>voca sauce. If it absorbed into the bread, you would

0:59:44.000 --> 0:59:48.000
<v Speaker 1>taste right. Would the break be like the juiciest vodka

0:59:48.120 --> 0:59:52.680
<v Speaker 1>is sauce? You know what? I don't scare. I'm I'm

0:59:52.680 --> 0:59:58.320
<v Speaker 1>as Italian as to come without being Italian? Italian? What

0:59:58.440 --> 1:00:00.520
<v Speaker 1>is it? What are you? What is your what is

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<v Speaker 1>your Russian? And Polish? I think? Look, I'm American if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to. But my grandparents immigrated from Russia and Poland.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh in a long, long freaking time, a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 1>My great great parents were born in Europe. My my

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<v Speaker 1>grandparents migrated one set from Russia, one set was born

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<v Speaker 1>here in America. So I'm fourth fourth generation American, one half.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something I want to tell you, And this is

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<v Speaker 1>something I gotta bring up here. And I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>think I really mentioned this on the Big Show. I

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<v Speaker 1>really haven't had the chance. We don't sound last. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So my um so, my aunt Millie, my great aunt Millie,

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<v Speaker 1>who I've loved as as a grandma. She's treated me

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<v Speaker 1>like grandma. Grandson. You talked about aunt Millie more than

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<v Speaker 1>your parents sometimes. I've talked about it for five years

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio. Yeah, your aunt Millie used to steal

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<v Speaker 1>stuff her used to steal coffee and different things that

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<v Speaker 1>she She passed away at ninety six years old last

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<v Speaker 1>week and last week also, I was a little, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>bit off she had passed, but we were planning stuff

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<v Speaker 1>off in the background, funeral and things like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>so my head wasn't really in the game. Um, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, she lived. She lived again. She lives

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<v Speaker 1>a great life. And again it was not by the

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<v Speaker 1>non COVID related Let's throw that out there right now,

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<v Speaker 1>because people always ask anyone, anyone who do no know

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<v Speaker 1>anyone who passes away in this year, They always say

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<v Speaker 1>did they have COVID? Was it COVID? Okay, okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>put this way. Most deaths, you know are not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just saying, okay, all right. So as it turns out, um,

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<v Speaker 1>my my mother calls my sister on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, all right, Jen, go get the box. And

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<v Speaker 1>my sisters like what what box? Turns out and Aunt

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<v Speaker 1>Millie's closet in her bedroom, she had I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling it a death box. So there's no other better

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<v Speaker 1>way to put it. So my sister's like, okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to read me whatever instructions or if

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<v Speaker 1>there's a note in there. So so my sister go

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<v Speaker 1>into the closet and goes into the top right corner

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<v Speaker 1>and the big box is there, and there is the

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<v Speaker 1>box and she opens it up and there is this

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of creepy, the clothes that my aunt wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to be buried in that my aunt chose. My aunt.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go back ten years when she was living at

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<v Speaker 1>the house, just had nothing to do on a Sunday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>She she had the foresight to be like, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I want to I want to put together my

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<v Speaker 1>my my end of life box, whatever you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call it. Um. So she literally put in She's all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I want these this shirt, this dress, i want these shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>She put everything in there, even her underwear and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>She put all of her clothing in there, and then

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<v Speaker 1>with the note specific instructions, I do not want any

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<v Speaker 1>jewelry on me, I do not want I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>know this is kind of hard for people to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to right now, this is kind of totally shifting gears. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>She she wanted uh, this rosary beads that she left

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<v Speaker 1>in there too, because I want this in my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>I want my hands faced this way and this and that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want any flowers in the coffin. And

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<v Speaker 1>then she she was so meticulous because I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>guess all the years that she was going to other

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<v Speaker 1>people's wakes, she she probably looked and she's probably I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want that when when I go, I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 1>She made a lot of mental notes. So ten years

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<v Speaker 1>ago she put together this box, put it in the closet,

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<v Speaker 1>and then at some point in in last year or so,

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<v Speaker 1>she told my mother of his existence. So my sister

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<v Speaker 1>had had the job of reading to my mother on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, like all this this long note and the

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<v Speaker 1>specific instructions so my mom could actually share it with

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<v Speaker 1>the funeral home. WHOA, that's kind of crazy, right, pretty heavy.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I say this not you know, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>where is he going with this as a joke? Because

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<v Speaker 1>his entertainment value, it's more of is this a common thing?

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<v Speaker 1>It's more of a question for you and the the slices.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this something that you've thought of in your healthier,

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<v Speaker 1>sane early life to say, not now, but would you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this something you will eventually do? And be like?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? As I get older in life on

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<v Speaker 1>a Saturday afternoon, there's nothing going on, it's raining, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going out today, you know what. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>put together my end of life box and then start

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<v Speaker 1>gathering things I mean and with a note and writing

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<v Speaker 1>a meticulous note. Maybe at n I would consider it.

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<v Speaker 1>But for instance, as a Mets fan, yeah, you might go.

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<v Speaker 1>He probably wants to be buried in his Mets jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>He probably want you're as these things. No, I do not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you why. I don't want my mat Jesi ruined.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just gonna get get bugs eating it. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>deterior I didn't break down. I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want that. I want to bury me in crappy clothing

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<v Speaker 1>the should I wore every day to work during the pandemic,

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<v Speaker 1>T shirts and jeans and who's gonna see me? Who's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna see me? By the way, when I die I

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<v Speaker 1>will not be dressing for myself or anybody else either,

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<v Speaker 1>or not dressed of anybody. I'm dead. But let me

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<v Speaker 1>ask you a quite and scary well. Hold on, when

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<v Speaker 1>you're Catholic, you know you have an open open cask.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm so glad. I'm Jewish, closed that ship up. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I do not want to see it. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to know it. I don't. I'm very uncomfortable. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>We know, we had a we had a traditional Catholic.

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<v Speaker 1>It had no I want to open casket. So we

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<v Speaker 1>saw her. She had her dress on, she had everything

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<v Speaker 1>that by the way, we followed. We followed her her

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<v Speaker 1>rules like just to to a t Yeah, so we

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<v Speaker 1>wish her wishes, last wishes. If I had awake, if

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<v Speaker 1>I had awake, now I would say, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the wake, in the wake, awake. If you're dead,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to awake. But it's the persons continue um.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way tweets scary, I don't want to know. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>also by the way, big fail. When I asked you

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<v Speaker 1>guys to tweet scary first birthday, please don't tweet me

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<v Speaker 1>and scary first birthday? All right, Okay, So continue continue here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna ask you a ques and scary whether it's

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<v Speaker 1>your Aunt Millie or God forbid, someday your parents, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say Aunt Millie or your mom for instance. Right, make

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<v Speaker 1>a little closer to the home because you're probably eventually

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<v Speaker 1>you and your siblings have power of attorney over your parents. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say your father passes on at mother lives your

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<v Speaker 1>mother hundreds. You're right, your mother outlives your father, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's how it normally works. That's the norm. And you

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<v Speaker 1>and your your two siblings are in charge of everything.

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<v Speaker 1>And you open up your mom's your mom's box pun intended,

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<v Speaker 1>and it says, I want to be buried with my

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five thousand dollar engagement ring. Wow, it means so

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<v Speaker 1>much to me. Your father gave it to me. And

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<v Speaker 1>so you're saying, at some point, when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>something of value, you have to draw the line and

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<v Speaker 1>make it up a number. I don't know what a

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<v Speaker 1>ring is worth, but let's say it's Let's say it's

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<v Speaker 1>a thirty thousand dollar ring because she got it in

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<v Speaker 1>the sixties and now it's worth much it's and she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be it's a symbol of my love

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<v Speaker 1>to your father. You have thirty dollar ring? Do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>You mock up a zarconia a cubic right and and

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<v Speaker 1>have a replica put in right or just like you,

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't tell your brother and sister and you

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<v Speaker 1>just put it on and nobody knows. Or at the

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<v Speaker 1>wake you put on the fake ring and nobody knows.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all like, oh, Roseanne wanted to be buried in

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<v Speaker 1>the ring. There's the ring, but it's a fake ring. Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you put thirty thou dollars into the hole because

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<v Speaker 1>some dead woman wanted you to do it? And no,

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<v Speaker 1>one's never gonna know. She's not gonna know. Yes, she

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<v Speaker 1>she's looking down dead, she's looking down. What is she

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do from looking down? When you get to heaven,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna go ahead. Maybe she's gonna hunt my house.

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<v Speaker 1>So you take the thirty thousand dollar ring, you buy it,

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<v Speaker 1>You put ten thousand dollars into charity far for whatever

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<v Speaker 1>she passed away from. And you take twenty dollars and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you maybe or you know what, you know it

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<v Speaker 1>would make your mother happy. What if you took the

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<v Speaker 1>ring and gave it to your girlfriend some day and

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<v Speaker 1>you proposed her with her ring, she'd forgive at that point, right,

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<v Speaker 1>if you get so you're trying to say that that

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<v Speaker 1>if if, if you make a death box again a

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<v Speaker 1>morose name for this, don't put anything, don't put anything valuable?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you should. Everything's everything is fair game until you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I want gardenias in the castket. I want to like you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can google this. But sometimes rich people get buried

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<v Speaker 1>with their piano or in their car. You can look

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<v Speaker 1>rich people have like I want to be buried in

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<v Speaker 1>my Porsche. Dude, stop it. I'm not burying in your Porsch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll buy a Volkswagen. So you take into a certain

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<v Speaker 1>limit and then it's like, you know what, Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 1>the cost of what's going in the hole with them

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<v Speaker 1>is more than the course of the funeral and everything else, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the line. Right. I'm not saying if

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<v Speaker 1>you pour and you can't live in this, money will

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<v Speaker 1>keep you, Like I'm saying, if it's just a nice thing,

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<v Speaker 1>like I we a bonus, you can buy a nice car,

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<v Speaker 1>down payment on something, you can go go vacation right

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty grand to Europe. Whatever. I'm not saying you

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<v Speaker 1>need that thirty thou dollars to live because you're harving.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's a no brainer usually, And I get if

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<v Speaker 1>you're so religious that you couldn't, I get it. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about everybody. All right, Look, mainstream scary. What

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<v Speaker 1>would you do? I wouldn't? Right, what if your mom

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<v Speaker 1>hears this and says, Anthony, I heard the podcast. Despite that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put your brother Stephen with the non Italian name,

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<v Speaker 1>which means you just sucked me. Thank you, brodie in

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<v Speaker 1>this situation, Okay, but you you know your brother and

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<v Speaker 1>sister would they would they put ring in the hole? No? Right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we rest our case. But anyway, it's interesting

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<v Speaker 1>to think about if you if people are playing these

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of things. I never thought about it until I

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<v Speaker 1>realized that, wow, this is the first what's the one thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Give me some one thing you'd put in your death box?

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<v Speaker 1>In mine? Yeah? What would be in your death box?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine million dollars sounds I want myself phone in there.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes sense. But even if it's let's say you

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<v Speaker 1>die when it's an iPhone forty nine, right, iPhone forty nine?

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<v Speaker 1>You want your brand new iPhone forty nine put in there,

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<v Speaker 1>or you want like your old twelve from this from

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<v Speaker 1>now that you saved, so you have a phone with you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know what I want, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know I would I would forget it anyway. I

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<v Speaker 1>want free to ssart, That's what I want. I want

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<v Speaker 1>my funeral to be wrong and somehow my family benefits

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<v Speaker 1>and gets a free a free funeral thrown in. So

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<v Speaker 1>we've already gone long. We have eight pieces of sound

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<v Speaker 1>to get to. We gotta do this kind of quick, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so unless you want to save it, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>this this? Okay? Um? Your family going to be knocking

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<v Speaker 1>down the door in a second. I mean, oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a few more minutes. I think my wife's

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<v Speaker 1>going to cost go first. Good alright, So then so

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Let's let me look at the list

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<v Speaker 1>and I sent you and i'll see if this. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to start with Amazon. Uh oh Amazon? Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>I got a tweet. Oh damn it, I know you

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<v Speaker 1>can stuff Amazon. I got a tweet this week and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe have been yesterday. I don't know was a tweet

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<v Speaker 1>or oh shit, somebody tweeted and said it was a

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<v Speaker 1>scamboni from Amazon and that they got this message and

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<v Speaker 1>they want to know if we've talked about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah, absolutely, in fact, it happened to me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I thought we didn't play the sounds. I sent

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<v Speaker 1>it to you two weeks ago. So I got this message. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you tell me if you think it's legitimate or not.

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<v Speaker 1>At home, five pm, we have found some suspicious activity

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<v Speaker 1>in your Amazon account and order has been placed for

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<v Speaker 1>iPhones and from your Amazon account, and the card linked

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<v Speaker 1>to your account has been debited for three hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>nine dollars. If you have not placed this order, press

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<v Speaker 1>one to speak to the fraud department to cancel it urgently.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for your time. Have nice day ahead, Have nice

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<v Speaker 1>day ahead. By the way, it sounds like a speak

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<v Speaker 1>and spell and if you remember those things. But why

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<v Speaker 1>is it that's the second scam I've played? What was

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<v Speaker 1>the Social Security Office of what I have nice day?

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna go to all the trouble to get a

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<v Speaker 1>computer generated voice and write a script? Can't somebody say

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<v Speaker 1>have a nice day listen to the bon jovis nice

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<v Speaker 1>day ahead? Like, oh you had me. I was about

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<v Speaker 1>to call because these people are speaking different languages. They're

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<v Speaker 1>just hoping they're just But why does it always have

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<v Speaker 1>nice day? Why is that when they lose you at

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<v Speaker 1>the end? You lost me at uh? Anyway, new recording?

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<v Speaker 1>How about this one? A new recording? Yeah, another machine,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a new recording on here. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It's a wild card. I apologized. Stop let

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<v Speaker 1>me explain this. So you know, sometimes people call a

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<v Speaker 1>wrong number. This woman called a wrong number, obviously, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's apologizing to her friend for something and blaming people

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<v Speaker 1>like you scary, so make it a little bit louder.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the voicemail. I apologized that I even do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We report obviously they were even correct. Sorry because it

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<v Speaker 1>turned out to be a beautiful dan. But I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>each tomorrow morning, o'cock. So it's not even okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's a wrong number. But I will say this, there

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<v Speaker 1>was a day last week where they called for snow

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<v Speaker 1>and then all of a sudden, everyone was left with

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<v Speaker 1>egg on their face because it turned out to be

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<v Speaker 1>a nice day. She was apologizing to a friend. She

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<v Speaker 1>said it, don't blame me, it was a nice day

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<v Speaker 1>to radio stations told me it was funny. Zoo crew.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that one Zoo crew. I don't let me

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<v Speaker 1>see what this is, Oh Zoo crew. So this is

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<v Speaker 1>Seth Meyers, who I fucking love doing his closer Look segment.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the clip is political. I'm going to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that he's talking about um. The people that rioted in

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<v Speaker 1>the Capitol mentioned him and as they were being filmed right,

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<v Speaker 1>they mentioned his name. Endit a Ted Cruise. But he

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<v Speaker 1>made it. He made an analogy and at the end

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<v Speaker 1>he totally nails our morning show in describing it. So

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll hear it shout out Ted, congrats. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>the Seditionoust version of getting the song dedicated to you

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<v Speaker 1>by the Morning Zoo Cruise. This in direction goes out

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<v Speaker 1>to Ted from Calgary. Thanks for helping us over through

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<v Speaker 1>a democracy. Ted. They played the air horns where we've

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<v Speaker 1>been using those the same the same exact air horns

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<v Speaker 1>on our morning show. Seth Myers in goofing on Morning

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<v Speaker 1>Zoo Morning Radio Crew type things played the air horn

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<v Speaker 1>in making fun of Ted Cruise. I thought that was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is discreet. How about Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a commercial. This is where you want to get the

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<v Speaker 1>Grammar Police jingle ready. This commercial is for a product

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<v Speaker 1>called the Screet. I know it's called the Screet, but

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<v Speaker 1>he still have to use proper gramm I can't play

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<v Speaker 1>two banks at the same time. Sorry, you don't get

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<v Speaker 1>the grand Police single. Didn't hit the Grammar Police jingle

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<v Speaker 1>because I got a couple of grammar police clips. Here,

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<v Speaker 1>you got the police? Uh, yeah, I do. I got

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<v Speaker 1>need seven million dollars. You can't play two clips, not

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time, Dick. I got to get the

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<v Speaker 1>grand Police jingle for you, so I did tell you

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<v Speaker 1>to have it ready. It's ready. It's just in a

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<v Speaker 1>different It's a sound bank, you Dick. What you got

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<v Speaker 1>in your bank? I need seven million dollars for a alright,

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<v Speaker 1>Grammar Police. But grammar police, We're good. Where is it?

1:15:25.040 --> 1:15:27.840
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for you? You know what you? Mike

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<v Speaker 1>Friends says to stop scrolling. No, I gotta fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta all the way back for this ship. What back

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<v Speaker 1>back to back in time? Oh that's another clip time

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<v Speaker 1>travel Grammer police, Police Police. Okay, this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of grammar police. These are paid commercial. You

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<v Speaker 1>got the Craig Robbins, yeah, and Alicia Keys play the Discreet.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I gotta go all the way to the bank

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<v Speaker 1>that has oh my god, schmucks kind of stupid bank.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this all right? All right? Here we go. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>likes adverbs anymore. Ahead new always discrete, boutique black. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel protected all day, and if it's so discreet, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>never know that. For bladder leaks, always discreetly. It fits discreetly,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't fit discreet. Yeah, it's like when I see

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<v Speaker 1>what she's trying to say, that she the problem. The

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<v Speaker 1>problem is the product is called discreet, but in the

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<v Speaker 1>way she used it in a sentence, it has it's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when you said you did amazing black. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel protected all day, and if it's so discreet, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>never know that. Right now, you could say it is

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<v Speaker 1>so discreet, But once you use fits, the discreet is

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<v Speaker 1>the modifier to the word fits. She's I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>writer should have said it fits it's it's so discreet,

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<v Speaker 1>or the you know, but she said it fits the

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<v Speaker 1>verb fits. Said okay, well, so you know, Praig Robinson,

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<v Speaker 1>who we all love from the office, you're gonna know

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<v Speaker 1>right away because you're always guilty of this. Yep, I

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<v Speaker 1>know where this is going to. I heard this one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pizza hut Craig Robinson away bit, No, no, me and

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<v Speaker 1>pizza hut. No, it's pizza. Somebody's got to say to him.

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<v Speaker 1>So I I saw this commercial and said that I

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<v Speaker 1>flagged it right away because I make this mistake all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. The problem is in common English language lexicon,

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<v Speaker 1>the way we are English language, the way we talk,

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<v Speaker 1>the way most of them. But this is a commercial,

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<v Speaker 1>but the most this is a script. But he's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be relatable. He's trying to sell a product, you dick,

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<v Speaker 1>So so he's like, you know what, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>speak the way America speaks, so I could sell more

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<v Speaker 1>of this thing. People who speak with bad grammar eat

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<v Speaker 1>pizza hut. No. I'm saying that because the majority of

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<v Speaker 1>Americans would talk like this guy. They said, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I say a little bit of myself in this Craig

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<v Speaker 1>Robinson speaks, and no one had the balls to go

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<v Speaker 1>up to Craig Robins away bit. We're playing this, you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't say me go way back. You can't say me okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Alicia Keys, Alicia Keys has a new commercial. She does

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<v Speaker 1>play it me and some amazing artists. No it's not

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<v Speaker 1>because you wouldn't say me a playing We know the

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<v Speaker 1>proper terminology. But once again, I'm gonna go back to

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<v Speaker 1>Craig Robinson on that she's trying to speak. She speaks

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<v Speaker 1>like she speaks, and that's Alicia Keys is better than that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Alicia Keys. She's better than that. Me and

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<v Speaker 1>some amazing art. No, me and some amazing Nope, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now we got we all love the movie Back to

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<v Speaker 1>the Future of Okay, back to the Future is not

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<v Speaker 1>about going to the past. It's about going to the

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<v Speaker 1>past and then doing what going back to the future,

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<v Speaker 1>which is our present, right, right, So he goes to

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<v Speaker 1>the he goes to the fifties, and then has to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the eighties, which in the fifties is

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<v Speaker 1>the future. Right, So back to the future is forward

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<v Speaker 1>time trial. Correct. But people always say, oh, I'm going

1:19:00.760 --> 1:19:02.800
<v Speaker 1>back to the future when they're talking about going back

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle. It's always hold on, hold on, don't

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<v Speaker 1>hit the clip. But I'm still talking your bonehead. Now

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the future before you played that. See

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't work. Okay, now this isn't This guy uses

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<v Speaker 1>the turn back to the future in a way I've

1:19:16.760 --> 1:19:21.679
<v Speaker 1>never heard before. The first guy, Nate Burlison, good, good announcer,

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<v Speaker 1>This is pretty super Bowl is talking to Iron Eagle,

1:19:24.200 --> 1:19:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and Nate Burlison actually uses the right TV show analogy, right.

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<v Speaker 1>He says that I did a show last week, Iron Eagle,

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<v Speaker 1>with your son, just last week, and now I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>a show with you. And he says, it's like quantum leap. Now,

1:19:42.439 --> 1:19:46.240
<v Speaker 1>quantum leap, you could jump around timelines right where you

1:19:46.280 --> 1:19:50.760
<v Speaker 1>could have maybe right jumped into different situations. Right. Not

1:19:50.880 --> 1:19:56.880
<v Speaker 1>necessarily perfect analogy comparison, but okay. For some reason, doing

1:19:56.920 --> 1:20:01.400
<v Speaker 1>a radio show with the guy's son last week and

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<v Speaker 1>doing a radio show this week with the father got

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<v Speaker 1>him to say this, I feel like I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Quots of Week because I work with just

1:20:10.280 --> 1:20:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Noah and now I'm working with Iron. Yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the best I've ever We've gone back to the future here,

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<v Speaker 1>oh Iron, you haven't. Don't anywhere. There's no time travel now.

1:20:21.479 --> 1:20:23.280
<v Speaker 1>He just wanted to fill it with some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>reference to a show or a movie that that talks

1:20:26.680 --> 1:20:28.960
<v Speaker 1>about time travel, gone to the past. He was just

1:20:29.040 --> 1:20:31.880
<v Speaker 1>trying to make a random time travel reference, right, But people,

1:20:31.920 --> 1:20:35.400
<v Speaker 1>everybody's like, oh, nice outfit, you're going back to the future.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay. He still makes a lot more money than us,

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<v Speaker 1>so he gets to make those mistakes on national TV

1:20:40.280 --> 1:20:42.680
<v Speaker 1>during the Super Bowl. His name is spelled Ian, but

1:20:42.760 --> 1:20:45.200
<v Speaker 1>he pronounces it. He's a Brooklyn guy, by the way,

1:20:45.439 --> 1:20:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I know, and he's very talented. I've been listening to

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<v Speaker 1>him for you from alright, So all right, we got

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<v Speaker 1>one more. You know else is from Brooklyn. Rich Adam

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<v Speaker 1>your mother. She is Adam Richmond, the guy who eats

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<v Speaker 1>weird ship on TV. He's got a new show coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not not a sponsor. Adam Richmond work Richmond, Richmond, Richmond.

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<v Speaker 1>He grew up in our in sheep said Bay, Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 1>where Rolling Roaster is where I mentioned we talked. He

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<v Speaker 1>worked for me at Red Robin huh, and had been

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<v Speaker 1>to parties at my house. So I decided to finally

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<v Speaker 1>tweet him, not to bother him because he's famous now,

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<v Speaker 1>like hey, Adam, you know, like, hey, just congratulation on

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<v Speaker 1>the new show. I got a blue check mark next

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<v Speaker 1>to my name on Twitter, so I know he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to see my tweet. What he says, Hey, remember Red Robin,

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<v Speaker 1>the old days that three days now I haven't heard

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<v Speaker 1>from him. Of course, now you're not going to him, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And now left later and then we gotta go. We

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<v Speaker 1>gotta say see you later. Oh, I got this major,

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<v Speaker 1>major audio. We gotta go back to the future. We

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go. I don't know where lived later is. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me say, hold on live later. Okay. So I'm watching

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<v Speaker 1>the news um cable news, and they and she says

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<v Speaker 1>in the clip, she says, oh, the President is about

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<v Speaker 1>to speak, right, okay, So they weren't going to cut

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<v Speaker 1>away to him when he speaks. Here's what she says.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll explain why she's wrong, and then we'll play it again.

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<v Speaker 1>President Biden is making some remarks inside the oval right now.

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<v Speaker 1>According to that group of reporters in the room, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play that for you live when we get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we're the problem right there, because you're not live.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're gonna play it when that means it when

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<v Speaker 1>we get it, that means we're gonna record it first,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're not gonna hear it live. They're gonna but

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that they can do live is play

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<v Speaker 1>it out in real time. So when they hit to it,

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<v Speaker 1>when they demands. The president's inside the obe right now.

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<v Speaker 1>According to that group of reporters in the room, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play that free you live when we get it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's physical possibility. Before you nitpick slices live. She's live, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can't play it live even though you're live,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not playing it. But you could play it live

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<v Speaker 1>in real time like when we when we okay, when

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<v Speaker 1>we play our phone taps in the morning, they're clearly

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<v Speaker 1>prerecorded right on the big show on the elvist Man Show.

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<v Speaker 1>If you listen, they're not but they're not live. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm playing it live because it's not. What you're hearing

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<v Speaker 1>is a live you know. I'm saying, it's in real time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hitting the button. Would you how would you hitting

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<v Speaker 1>the button live at when that goes on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm playing it. I'm live playing would you okay, how

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<v Speaker 1>would you play a funk tap not live? How would

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<v Speaker 1>you show the show was prerecorded altogether and I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>playing it. I wasn't then hit the button right, but

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<v Speaker 1>as it's playing, it's live in the moment. The point

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<v Speaker 1>is she sucked up. The point is, uh, when you're

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<v Speaker 1>when you when we play music on the radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>When when I hit this jingle right here here, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna play this jingle right here here. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>even a jingle. I'm not gonna I get anything. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>playing it live, even though it's prerecorded sound you see, right.

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<v Speaker 1>But what she was saying was, we're gonna play it

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<v Speaker 1>for you live. How else could you play it for me?

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<v Speaker 1>I understand you being nitpicky whatever. Well, speaking of nipicky,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to get I want If you're on TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>there's uh, we don't have time for this right because'nna,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do it next week. Let's save it. We got.

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<v Speaker 1>I got something else too that I didn't get to.

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<v Speaker 1>A young girl. I think she lives in Canada. She

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<v Speaker 1>popped up in my four you page. And this video

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize after the fact has two points seven

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<v Speaker 1>million likes, okay um, and I like a million views

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<v Speaker 1>and it's one of these I was today years old

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<v Speaker 1>when I heard this, okay everything. She says that she

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<v Speaker 1>just learned our fallacies. Remember we talked a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago. Whatever it was like, golf does not mean gentlemen,

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<v Speaker 1>only ladies. Written. Okay, I gotta look up what that's called.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a false anagram or false Uh well, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>happen for next week. Why are you even teasing it?

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<v Speaker 1>If we're gonna do it right here? I don't get

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you the account.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you hear this audio, wantun fun, you want

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you want to throw your phone out the window.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, oh my god, everything she says is wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>and all the comments like, oh my god, it's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>So boys from but you don't you know? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what she's from. Ship I choked into the bread. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Da Boys, Brooklyn Brooklina Boys, brock Brooklas