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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speak got a text into sevent eighty five nine

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Speaker 2: too that says I went to a wedding the other

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Speaker 2: day and before the ceremony, I had relations with the

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Speaker 2: bride in the bathroom. It's okay because I'm the groom. Oh,

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Speaker 2: quite the confession. Not a lot of people would actually

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Speaker 2: admit to sleeping with their spouses. But you know what,

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Speaker 2: that's what this segment is from the mass speaker. You

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Speaker 2: could admit to whatever you want as long as it's

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Speaker 2: not a felony, and then you'll stay anonymous. And right

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Speaker 2: now we have a listener on the phone who wants

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Speaker 2: to get something off his chest. He's chosen the fake

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Speaker 2: name Eli Eli. Are you bold enough to admit betting

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Speaker 2: your spouse?

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Speaker 1: No, it's not.

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Speaker 2: It's just I think it's rare in Jeffrey's mind that

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Speaker 2: it happens. I can't believe people would actually admit to

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Speaker 2: do it. Oh my god, do you like the voice

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Speaker 2: changer is on? You are now the mass speaker. Whenever

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Speaker 2: you're ready, to go ahead and tell us your confession.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because I don't know if.

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Speaker 4: This is legal.

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Speaker 1: But he said felony if it's a misdemeanor, work okay

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Speaker 1: with him?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, but it's the changers on, right, the voice

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Speaker 4: changers on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're safe.

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Speaker 3: So there's like a yearly fair.

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Speaker 4: There's a big yearly fair where they have a huge

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Speaker 4: chili cookoff.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about like the county fair, like the

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Speaker 1: state fair? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Right, like a state fair, like a.

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Speaker 2: Count you'll make him incriminate himself.

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Speaker 1: Details, name the fair, give the date.

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Speaker 4: So it's the big yearly fair with the chili cookoff

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Speaker 4: where people then months and months agonizing over their chili, okay,

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Speaker 4: aim to win cash and prizes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think you can win quite a bit

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Speaker 3: of money when you say, I mean if they're big enough.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 3: So one of my buddies won it like three years ago.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 4: He's always ragging about it, always bringing up his chili.

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Speaker 4: So of course I messed with him, like, you don't

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Speaker 4: want me to anner because I'll beat you.

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Speaker 1: Just take a jab. You're that guy, And I mean.

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Speaker 4: Let's be honest, gang, I don't think I can cook

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Speaker 4: a hot pocket.

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Speaker 3: You're just.

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Speaker 1: Does he know you can't cook?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? When I told him that, he laughed. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 3: you're the guy who brings a bag salad to the pot.

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Speaker 2: Luck, which nothing wrong with that.

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Speaker 4: So I took it one step further. You know, first

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Speaker 4: it was I'll beat you. Then I answered the chili contest.

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Speaker 1: How did you answer if you to cook?

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Speaker 3: Well, do you have to know how to cook? To answer?

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that. No.

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Speaker 1: I guess you're right. You pay the fee and that's it.

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Speaker 1: It's not like you have to know.

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Speaker 4: I didn't do any research on this. But the night

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Speaker 4: before he I kind of forgot to be.

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Speaker 3: Honest with you. Then i'd be and he's egging me on.

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Speaker 4: Now He's like, dude, chili better be you know, cooking good.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, you're gonna eat my chili. You're gonna

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Speaker 4: love it. You're looking in your fridge and you have

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Speaker 4: a bottle to catch it, but an old slice of pizza,

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Speaker 4: and you're like, how am I going to pull this on?

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Speaker 1: Hamburger helper count is chili?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Well exactly.

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Speaker 4: I kind of was looking through the fridge while I

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Speaker 4: was ragging him out, but I had nothing. Oh god,

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Speaker 4: I panic. It's the night before, So I go to Wendy.

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Speaker 1: To Wendy's chili so fire. It's really good.

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Speaker 4: It's good recommend So I'm kind of like getting in

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Speaker 4: Wendy's to the drive through and I'm ordering forty servings

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Speaker 4: and chili.

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Speaker 2: And they were like, this guy's so stoned, like he's

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Speaker 2: not that stone because we had much bigger orders.

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Speaker 3: Before I loaded it up. I brought it home.

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Speaker 4: I threw it in a huge pot, eating it up.

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Speaker 4: But hey, to my defense, I added some tabasco and

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Speaker 4: a little bit of salt.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, fancy man over here.

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Speaker 4: I did something.

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Speaker 3: I had it a little bit. It was a touch.

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Speaker 3: It was my touching. I brought it to the chili

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Speaker 3: event one first place.

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Speaker 1: You were like top three, and still would have been

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Speaker 1: like shocked.

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Speaker 3: In my bud. He got second place, he would have won.

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Speaker 1: He's so mad, he can't cook.

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Speaker 3: So pissed off. But he tried mine and idiotdmitted it

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Speaker 3: was good.

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Speaker 1: Oh he only knew. Did he ever find out?

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Speaker 3: Did you tell him?

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Speaker 1: Well, I actually now I want to try tabasco in it.

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Speaker 3: I've never had to try it. You gotta have the

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Speaker 3: right amount, gang, you gotta have the write him out.

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Speaker 1: We talked to you. You're a cheffie.

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Speaker 2: It's a secret recipe because he actually doesn't know it.

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Speaker 4: So I want What I didn't understand was it propelled

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Speaker 4: me into like the State Cookoff. Oh no, they called

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Speaker 4: me up and they're like, you know you're the Chili Champion,

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Speaker 4: Like you go into the State Chili Cookoff depression.

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Speaker 1: Wait, we're talking to the Chili King.

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Speaker 4: What did you do?

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Speaker 2: I DP went back to Wendy's again. He's like, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to be into the entire storyek.

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Speaker 3: And be like I need eighty Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I dropped out.

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Speaker 3: I dropped out.

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Speaker 4: They called and they asked to come back and compete

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Speaker 4: again this year's returning champ.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are you going?

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do that.

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Speaker 4: I feel I feel like this is a moral boundary

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Speaker 4: that anyone could cross.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I say, go for it. He's like, I

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Speaker 1: also want the Chicken Nugget cook Off, the Junior cheeseburgers,

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Speaker 1: the lots.

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Speaker 2: That's how you want to do it, though you want

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Speaker 2: to retire when you're on. Yeah, good for you to go,

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Speaker 2: Chili King, cele with the Frosty and text into seven

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Speaker 2: eighty five nine too. If you have a confession that

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Speaker 2: you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity

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Speaker 2: mask your voice and make you the next mass speaker.

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