1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's starting a new charity called 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: Locks of Lump, where they take the hairballs that your 3 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 1: cat coughs up it weaves them into stylish wigs for 4 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: hairless kittens. 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 2: Donate your kiddy's hairballs today. 6 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:25,479 Speaker 1: So laser stories like patches of balls on the hairless jass. 7 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: It's the segment where we read weird news stories around 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: a laser, as other football fashionistas just don't. This first 10 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: lazer story is out of Los Angeles. Thirty year old 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: woman named Taffy do Guard was having a fun night. 12 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 3: Hey, I bet you can't have. Taffy always has a fun. 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,559 Speaker 2: Night, but I don't know if she remembers it. 14 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 1: Witnesses say they saw Taffy pull out a ladder from 15 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,879 Speaker 1: a nearby shed and climb up onto the roof of 16 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: a parks and recreation building, then began dancing. 17 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 3: Hey, she's start a block party. Jet. 18 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: She didn't have any music playing, but people could hear 19 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: her singing a tune. 20 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 2: And waving her arms. 21 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 3: Hey, davvy. 22 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:14,040 Speaker 1: This happened around seven pm, so early enough that bystanders 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 1: gathered around and told Taffy to knock it off. 24 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 3: Why do I want her to be singing I'm a 25 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 3: laffy Davvy. Eh, yeah, laughy davvy. 26 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 2: But for some reason, that only made her dance harder. 27 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,839 Speaker 1: Oh, after about fifteen minutes, she got her second wind 28 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,759 Speaker 1: and proceeded to climb the chimney and dance on. 29 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 2: Top of that. 30 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 3: It's not high enough to start the real party jet. 31 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's when things went from bad to worse 32 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 1: because somehow during Taffy's tap routine, she fell inside the chimney. 33 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 1: She was. 34 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,279 Speaker 3: The top, makes it more impressive. 35 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: Yes, I thought she's just no, she was going all 36 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: out and got stuck about three feet deep inside the chimney. 37 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 3: I guess that's better than falling to the very bottom. 38 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. 39 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: Firefighters were able to hoist her to Sayfety using a 40 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 1: rope system. Taffy was alert and conscious, but had to 41 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: be taken to a hospital. Authorities haven't revealed what was 42 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 1: going on, maybe because they have no idea either. Witnesses 43 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: say Taffy appeared to be under the influence of something, 44 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: but that hasn't been confirmed. 45 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 3: Or just tap dance because yeah, it makes everybody want to. 46 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 2: Dance a beat. 47 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: Unclear if she was legitimately out of her mind or 48 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: if she was planning to audition to become a chimney 49 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: sweep in a Mary Poppins reboot. It is Los Angeles, 50 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: so you never know. This next laser story is out 51 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 1: of Ohio. There's a woman named Tia McCreery who went 52 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: to a Kia dealership in February of last year to 53 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: buy a car, Tia Kia. In the beginning, things were 54 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: going smooth and the dealership helped her finance it through 55 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 1: a lending company. 56 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 3: I love my Keia, a great car. Yeah, I seriously 57 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 3: love it. 58 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:57,519 Speaker 1: Yeah. 59 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 2: It all went well and Tia was pre approved. Oh yeah. 60 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 1: But a month later, for whatever reason, the company decided 61 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: they didn't want to finalize her loan before it closed. 62 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: So the dealership went out and repossessed the car while 63 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: Tia was at work. 64 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 3: And nobody got tempted. They said, Okay, you can't take 65 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 3: that back. Can you take back Sias, Yeah, I've. 66 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 2: Gotten my car repo. They can definitely take it back. 67 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 3: That's if you're not making payments. 68 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't make payments for years insurance company rules, 69 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: by the way, So she was not amused, and if 70 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: you know Tia, she doesn't let things go like that. Yeah. 71 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: So she began looking into her legal options and discovered 72 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: the car dealership failed to renew the registration of their 73 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: business name. After that, she did some quick paperwork and 74 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: registered it under her own name. 75 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 3: Yes is real now, Oh man, who can own a 76 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 3: company like this? 77 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: Like? 78 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 2: Well, kind of figuratively too. 79 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: And then she sent the dealership a cease and desist 80 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: letter telling them they couldn't use their own name because 81 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:07,119 Speaker 1: it was now registered to her. The company sued her 82 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: and the case is still tied up in the courts. 83 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 3: Oh God, have more of a nightmare than. 84 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 2: She's got money. Now, the most significant ruling so far 85 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:16,479 Speaker 2: has gone. 86 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: In TIA's favor, so she's at least succeeded in being 87 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 1: a total thorn in their side. Yeah, she has no 88 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: matter how this turns out. It's kind of amazing to 89 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: see an average person getting epic petty revenge like this. 90 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 3: It's got a lot of time on the bus. 91 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, even if there was some legitimacy to her loan 92 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: being rejected for whatever reason, We will keep you updated 93 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,160 Speaker 1: on the situation. Yeah, we're about to go check in 94 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 1: see Mazda. 95 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 2: Uh oh, look out. This next Lazer story is out 96 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,039 Speaker 2: of Vegas. 97 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 1: Nick Phillips and Heather Schrowing love entering contests and recently 98 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: they hit the jackpot with the Hellman's Mayonnaise Company by 99 00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 1: winning an all expense paid MAO marriage ceremony White people like, yeah. 100 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 3: They're definitely white people. 101 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 2: Well what does that mean? 102 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: Well, winners of the contest package get a full ceremony 103 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: with reception food, a professional photographer, and five thousand dollars 104 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 1: to cover all travel expenses. 105 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 2: Amazing. 106 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,599 Speaker 3: That's pretty cool, except for the mayonnaise part. 107 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,600 Speaker 2: Well, there is one catch to this. 108 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: The officiant would be the Hellman's mascot, Manny Mayo. 109 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm glad people are taking marriage so seriously. Yeah, 110 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 3: so dude, he's in a tux though you don't know, Yeah, 111 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 3: that's true. 112 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 2: I'm showing a photo of it to everybody. 113 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: We'll have the pictures up on our Insta stories of 114 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey. 115 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 2: But the couple decided, you. 116 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 1: Know what, let's do this, and they got married in 117 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 1: a chicken tender dip themed wedding in Las Vegas. Did 118 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: they use Mayo to make ranch? 119 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 3: Let's hope. No, dude, I'm gonna tell you, fries dipped 120 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,559 Speaker 3: in mayonnaise is the best thing ever. 121 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 2: Try it. 122 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 3: It's a very French thing. 123 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 1: Nick and Heather were totally into it. In their submission, 124 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: the couple described themselves as Condiments Somaliaisease, and they were 125 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 1: notified that they'd won the contest less than three weeks 126 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 1: before the ceremony. But it's a lot easier when a 127 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 1: mayonnaise brand is handling all the logistics for it. Cray, 128 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: one of the couple's friends, reported on it for The 129 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: Wall Street Journal. 130 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 3: Oh my god, you made it. 131 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: There had the headline, A giant tub of mayonnaise married 132 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: my friends. 133 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,359 Speaker 3: It looks really cute, And they said, I dip is 134 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 3: what the science says I do. 135 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,320 Speaker 2: I did, she said. 136 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 1: Hellman's initially had a dress code, sending all the guests 137 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: a palette of mayonnaise colors, but they didn't end up 138 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:49,920 Speaker 1: caring about it. 139 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,280 Speaker 2: And when marrying. 140 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:55,279 Speaker 1: Them, Manny Mao said, like chicken tender, dip and chicken tenders, 141 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 1: marriage is a beautiful union of two special flavors that 142 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 1: just worked together. 143 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,720 Speaker 3: Oh got a dry eye in the room. 144 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:09,600 Speaker 1: The couple later read their actual vows over at Chippendale's 145 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 1: like that, and you won't believe who married them at 146 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: that ceremony. Guy. Yeah, In fact, he was showing them 147 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: exactly what to do on their wedding night, because that's. 148 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 2: Just how he is. 149 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: And that sound means later, No, that sound means Laser 150 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day. 151 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday 152 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.