WEBVTT - Ep. 14: Pro Bowl Mania and The Famous E-mail 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:04.760 Welcome to episode fourteen of The Rosenthal and jessel Nick 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:09.080 Vanity Project r JB Number fourteen special in your Heart, Anthony, 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:11.959 your lacrosse number. Back in the day, I've seen things 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:15.400 you people wouldn't believe. Offensive coordinators getting fired off the 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.200 shoulder of rivers. I watched d lines glitter in the 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.720 dark near the Golden Gate. All those moments will be 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:39.760 lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:46.400 What a time to be alive. R j VP barely 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:50.640 made it another week, barely The NFL listened to last 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:54.680 week's show, and we're managing to do another. Felt like 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:58.120 that one was the quote I heard was that went 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:01.360 right up to the line, which I was surprised by. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.640 I thought we crossed the line several times, um, and 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.360 I thought I would get a reaction, uh, And I 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:08.399 was surprised by the reaction that I got. Surprised and 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:11.000 a little infuriated. I don't know if we're even allowed 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.080 to talk about it. I don't want to get you 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:14.399 in trouble, but I thought that someone would talk to 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:18.000 me after that one. Instead, they talk to you Now, 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.520 I think, yeah, that's probably the game plan is just 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:24.160 it's just hope this goes away without anyone getting fired 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.880 in the meantime, and then maybe come back next year. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:30.280 There's no chance of money. There is no chance. What 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:32.720 if they sell it, let's say, and you get paid. 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:35.319 Why if they sold it already, and what are they 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:37.520 gonna pay? What is it going to be that I 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.160 couldn't make? That I couldn't make on the sidewalk right now? 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.360 If I walked out there and told it, told two jokes, 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:46.720 you ever try that. I'm a professional, never had to greg. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:51.520 That's how I feel, uh doing this, Uh doing this 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:54.400 show here. I came in today, Uh drove myself in 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.200 again and wasn't on the list. Uh to get in here, 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.760 had to had come down and get me, which is uh, 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:01.800 you know show with the level of respect that I'm getting, 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:03.360 I't wanna get into too much that that was the 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:05.720 problem last week. If you heard the episode last week, 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:10.359 I I I spit some fire about the way I've 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.000 been treated and respected on this or lack of respect 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:15.120 that I've gotten here at the NFL network, and they 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.960 were upset about it, and and you know I would 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:22.160 say that you were threatened over it, which I which 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:24.640 of course upsets me to no end. But if you 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:26.280 listen to the podcast last week, you heard things that 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.240 I said the NFL got upset about. So this week 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.040 I gotta kind of button it up. We're not gonna 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.400 be able to say things like this. I'll say this, 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:36.720 the NFL network does not know how to appreciate talent, 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:40.560 and that that has come through more and more clearly. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:42.800 And there was a I would say that, like a 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.000 line was drawn and uh, and it was not. It 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.840 was not crossed. You know. I think if people don't 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:50.560 if people aren't as talented design, they don't know how 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:53.080 you're supposed to be treated. But you need to feel 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.400 like you're appreciated, and you cannot be. What I'll go 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.480 ahead and say is being screwed with and and you've 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.080 you've kind of you're not. You're a little bit to blame. 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.520 But I give you. I forgive you immediately because you're 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:07.240 my best friend, but the rest of the network best friend. 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:09.520 That's why I'm here, That's the only reason that I'm 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:11.720 here is because we're best friends and I wanted to 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.519 work with you. But I can only abide so much 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:18.000 disrespect from the league, and it has been coming in 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:21.800 waves and droves, and I I'm out once. Once you 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:25.800 flip a switch mentally, you're you're done. That was a 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.839 long clip. Yeah, that was a long clip from last week. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.880 It's just an example of what we can't do this week. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:33.040 Per the NFL, what they frowned upon. You know, they 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:35.800 just didn't like that. They didn't like Uh, let's say 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.480 they didn't like this. Everyone else at the NFL network 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.600 is a coward and won't come anywhere near me and 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:42.880 I and rightly so. I understand I'm a little intimidating, 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:45.120 but I haven't spoken to anyone else. You're the only 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.240 one I talked to. Yeah. That Uh that again, that 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.760 was from last week. I wouldn't say something like that 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.720 this week. Just to protect Greg's job. I just I 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:56.920 won't go there. I won't total control of this show. Yeah, 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.560 you never had control. I mean, if you had control 0:03:58.600 --> 0:03:59.920 the last week, I wouldn't have been able to say 0:03:59.920 --> 0:04:02.200 that us. And don't be sad, you know, just be 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.560 happy that I ever did this, that I ever did 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:08.400 any of you the favorite of coming here to this 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:10.680 what I'm gonna go ahead and call in quotes a 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:15.280 network that does not know how to handle talent and 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:19.320 and do this podcast with my best friend Nick. Right, Yeah, 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.200 those are those are just things. If you were if 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:22.760 you were trying, if you were tuning in this week 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.560 to hear things like that you're not going to or 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:27.400 if you're tuning in for the first time ever and 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:30.520 you have no idea what we're talking about, go back 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:33.919 and listen to the last episode. Yes, really, because you 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.479 know we're a pair of friends. We're gonna talk about 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:40.760 football eventually. It's best friends. We're gonna talk about football 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:43.120 eventually on this show. Some headlines and whatnot. But we 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:44.720 wanted to get this house keeping out of the way 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:46.640 since these are the last, you know, a couple of 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.920 episodes and whatnot. It's the final countdown. This this could 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.520 be it. I almost didn't come today once once I 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:56.400 heard the shenanigans that have been going on here. Your 0:04:56.400 --> 0:05:00.800 emails to me have been more terse, you know, just 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:04.080 just clearly ready to ready. But you're a pro. You're 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:06.760 not going to pack it in uh us to bring 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:08.880 in the funny. You're gonna still You're gonna come. Our 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:10.960 friendship is my only concern. It's the only reason that 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:12.440 I and I think you know the fans a little bit. 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:13.800 I want to I want to go out on like 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:16.120 a solid note. You know, I mean either kind of 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.960 want to get fired or get you fired. Uh those 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.400 are my two options here. But yeah, we will get 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:23.880 the football quickly. Just to talk about what did you 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:27.000 do this week? Anything? Uh? Anything not having to do 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:30.640 with this podcast. Um no that My whole life pretty 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:33.560 much just exists in relation to you. What. I just 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:36.000 kind of unplug when I'm not around you. Who do 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.600 you Who do you love more? Me? Or your wife? 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:40.719 I love my wife more. You had to think about it. 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:42.680 He had to think about it. You know. We had 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:44.960 a nice weekend. It was a nice, normal weekend. There's 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.880 no football, you know, Saturdays we went to the movies. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:54.480 Uh did you scald herself again? That's not nice. I 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:57.919 I mean I was I was describing something, an incident, 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.960 and I'll let you know about it later. We you know, 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.080 we traditionally do this later in the show. But you know, 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:06.560 I moved Walker into Ellis's room last weekend, So that 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.600 was big for your god kids there. Those are my 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.760 two kids there now sharing room. So those are some 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.440 big things happen. Nice. How was how was Elise taking that? She? 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:15.440 Is she liking it? Or is she kind of upset 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.800 that her Terra task she likes. Does he go into 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.880 Walker going the TP that I got Elise? Uh no, 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.920 not yet. I got his. I got his grig's children 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:26.839 a TP to put in a bedroom, which I thought 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.360 if I was a kid, I would want a t P. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:30.800 And I was right. She loves it. She loves me. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:33.560 She loves me more than you or your wife. She 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.880 can now recognize you in a picture, So that's a 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:37.719 that's a good step. That's good. I've given her so 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.120 many pictures of myself that it's about time. How about 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.680 you anything the last week, I've been doing a lot 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:45.120 of shows, a lot of stand up, building up new material. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.320 Uh so if this, if this podcast falls through, I 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.120 have something to fall back on. UM. I went to 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:52.279 a friend of mine and I am my writing partner. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.000 I'm working on a TV show idea with it with 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:56.080 a friend of mine, and we were like, let's go 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:57.599 out and do something. Let's like have fun, We'll go 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.800 to dinner, enstop just watching a movie. Let's go do something. 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:01.000 And he was like, do you want to go see 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.880 tollub Quality downtown l A. And I was like, yes, 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.120 I love tollub Qually like they'll be awesome. And we 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:08.880 go to dinner the really nice restaurant Broken Spanish. If 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.360 you've never been, it's a great Mexican food place. And 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.240 then we get to this concert. It says doors at eight, 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:16.040 show starts at nine, and I'm like, Club Quali is 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:19.000 a pro. He's an older hip hop guy. It's gonna 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:20.640 be like, he's gonna come on by nine thirty. Show 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.000 is gonna be over by by eleven. I was very excited. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.000 I got there at nine thirty. There were two two 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:29.080 and a half solid hours of opening acts, each of 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.760 them terrible, each of them worse than the one before it. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:33.360 They would all come out and they would be like, 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.400 all right, are you guys excited? No one was excited 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:36.920 to see any of them, No one knew any of 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:38.440 them were. And then they would get like bummed out. 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:39.720 They'd be like, oh, you're just here to see club 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.760 quickly like of course we are, and by like eleven, 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:44.840 I look over. My friend is asleep next to me. 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:48.520 He's sleeping sitting down. We're sitting down. Yeah, we're in 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:49.960 the back. It was kind of like a raised seating thing. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:51.360 I was gonna get with the kids in the front 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.000 and I said, you know, let's leave. I was like, 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.400 it'll be more fun if we just leave before tellub 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:58.360 qually gets on stage, then it will be if we 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:00.280 sit and watch the whole things were so annoyed and 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.720 we walked out. He was maybe minutes away from coming 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.120 on stages. DJ was up there. The lights had gone down, 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:07.280 and we're like, screw it. Hard out of eleven thirty 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.040 and walking out of that building was the best thing 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:11.960 I've ever done, Better than any concept I've ever been to, 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:15.080 Better than mac Miller show we just a little while back. 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:18.000 Mac Miller was great because mac Miller was professional. There 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:19.720 was a real venue that wasn't just trying to sell 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.880 drinks for for two and a half hours, three and 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:24.560 a half hours they mac Miller came on, killed it 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.200 and left. That was great. That was a great show, 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.840 even though you tried to ruin it by leaving the 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:34.240 T shirt that I got your daughter in a bar, scumbag. 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.120 That was That was sad. Although I bought the shirt 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.440 online app you bought it. You bought a shirt, not 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:43.040 the it was. It was crag. This is I mean, 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.640 I hate you just as much as I hate the league. 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:49.080 Let's go what was cut, but the world water I 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:54.480 brought it from bluttle three hundred six mouths das most 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:58.839 das in the jungle with the leaders, we cheeta. That 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.800 was kill up coolly. I assume, well that was tillpqally 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:05.480 and Most Deaf Black Star. You know their album together, 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:07.920 the first one, which was great, So that was technically 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:11.480 most Deaf. But I figured he didn't hear tillib qually 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.439 in concert, So why did you trick me? Wh you 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:16.040 say we're gonna play some slib quily Black Star is 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:17.839 basically the same thing. Yeah, but why not play a 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:21.400 verse from silib qually because most def is better? You know. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.920 That's another controversial statement. This is why the NFL has 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:26.600 madded us Greg, because you say things like that without thinking, 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:31.200 without thinking about feelings. Let's do what was cut last week? 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:35.040 I said, I don't. I assume this was cut because 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.240 of the way that I said it, the rage that 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:40.960 I said it with. I said, edited because we bawled 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:45.160 too hard, which doesn't sound which doesn't sound like that 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.400 big a deal. I guess I was referencing doing a 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:51.560 podcast with um, your old Drew on the NBA network. 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:53.559 Um And when I say it like this. When I 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.440 say it in this order, it sounds kind of benign, 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:57.680 but I guess I was. I was full of rape. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:01.560 Tone was bad. It was very reminiscent of Bill Simmons 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.880 in his famous rant against Roderigodell, which shout out to 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.800 Bill Simmons, will see you and have him Bill, which 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:11.199 helped expedite his Uh. I think he got suspended for that. 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:14.640 He said testicular fortitude. Right, That was at the end, 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:17.160 But but there was one where he basically just challenged 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:19.959 our fearless leader. And all of this is getting edited again. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:22.240 Really no, because that was what I did was fine. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:25.760 I just repeated it. It sounded it was benign. Oh guys, 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:27.720 if you got to edit it for your job, that's okay. 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:31.079 But I think this was fine. Um, some regular swear words. 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:33.120 I'm gonna go ahead and say them because it's fun 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:37.200 to do. I for a little while, I was saying 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:41.199 instead of but you want that, you want that, you 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.520 know you want those hard constants. At the end, they 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:46.120 just saying it was kind of weak. Um. And then 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.640 we cut an entire segment we did to ask Anthony's 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.800 last week. One of them was about last comics standing 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.720 and I kind of. If you followed me on Twitter 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:54.400 during the whole Last Comic Standing thing, you know I 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:56.559 was not happy with the edit and I kind of 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:00.840 raged against them, and I compared them to the network 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:04.240 you're currently This is a trend that you wind up 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:08.400 being upset with and getting in a fight with your employer. No, 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.160 we edited the last time of Standing it is. It 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.280 is a trend that I have. I bite the hand 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:14.640 that feeds me many times. But I think that just 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:16.240 means that some people don't know how to produce me, 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.000 because I've had bosses that I've loved. Shout out to 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:22.040 Mike Shoemaker. Now the showrunner at Late Night was Seth Myers. 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:23.800 When I worked on Jimmy Fallon, I told him every 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:26.400 chance I got. He's the only authority figure that I 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:30.160 haven't wanted to murder. But some people, some networks, I 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:31.679 just don't know how to deal with me. And that's 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:34.120 part of the challenge of dealing with the talent such 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:37.800 as myself, or they do things like editing your email. Yes, 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:41.959 but do not call yourself an authority figure over me. 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:45.040 You are my best friend and that's all friend. Emma, 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:47.800 my wife, when she heard that, she thought that was 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.040 the funniest part. She loved the whole last podcast, but 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:51.960 she thought that was the funniest part of the whole 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:55.040 podcast was hearing that story and thought that story really 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:58.439 typified that was our friendship in a nutshell. Absolutely. I 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.120 think it was trying to edit, yeah, and and telling 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:02.679 me afterwards kind of sheep it. She's like, oh, yeah, 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.240 I edited. Maybe if this could be my last trying 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.120 yourself and this is very this is very likely my 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.199 last podcast. There's a chance I do one or two 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:13.719 more going through the end of the super Bowl. I 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:15.400 don't know. I would like to not I would have 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:16.800 liked to have not come in this week, but I 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.760 did push because of my best friend Greg. Last thing 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.520 that was cut from last week, Um, this has been 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:24.400 cut several weeks in a row. Talking about John Clayton 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:34.160 and his relationship edited four touchdown. Maybe that gets through Brandam, 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.920 what do you think? Doubtful? You guys are getting worse 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:40.120 and worse as we go on. I can't believe the 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:43.880 things you leave in versus what you take out. Um, whatever, 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.200 maybe that's the last what was cut. That's fine. Let's 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:50.959 get the headlines. Let's trauma fellas one night on the 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:54.520 cop top like at the special Trauma Jam Trop make 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:59.640 the Gal. That was Till Coolly for sure. I remember 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:01.280 that song in college. That was one of the first 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.040 Club Quilli songs that Greg introduced me to. Greg was 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.480 a big fan back in the day. Was that was 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:08.679 moving something? Yeah? That was that was great. That was 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.760 early tlib qually. Check them out if you have the time. 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.000 So we gotta start with the big news in the 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.360 NFL this week, the big game coming up. Everyone is 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:21.959 talking to get your party, get your get your chips, 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.199 get your sandwiches, get the platter. It's almost time and 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:28.280 the preparation has begun for the two thousand and sixteen 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:32.920 Pro Bowl. Oh man, I am excited about this this year, 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.400 Team Irvin facing off against Team Rice just one of 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:39.199 the most storied rivalries in the NFL. People, you know, 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.280 as we taped this on Wednesday, getting ready for the 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.520 Pro Bowl Draft, a lot of Pro Bowl mock drafts 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:47.000 around just just wild. I'm like a Jewish kid on Christmas. 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:50.079 I'm so excited. I can't even believe I'll got. The 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:52.400 Pro Bowl is such a big event to me. Like 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.280 when people talk about the NFL and they see the 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.520 NFL is like the biggest, the biggest league in the country. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:58.360 When they say football is the biggest sport in the country, 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:00.480 they're really talking about the Pro Bowl. It wasn't for 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:03.000 the Pro Bowl, then I think this lead would fold 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:06.640 inside inside a month. Everyone just waits all year long. 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.360 Who's gonna be in it, what's gonna who's gonna win, 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:13.120 who's gonna get picked, who's gonna start. People love the 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:15.839 Pro Bowl, the players love the Pro Bowl. It is 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.280 It is the creme de la creme. The state of 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.040 Hawaii is just on fire this week. But let's let's 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.480 move on and at least for now, we'll try to 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.400 distract yourself. We'll talk a little bit about can what 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:30.560 I mean, what else is there? What else happened you know, 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:34.160 over the last week, and uh, let's start in Denver, 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:37.400 where what happened must have pleased Anthony. We haven't talked 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:39.600 about this at all. I don't know if you watch 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:41.880 the game live or what happened. But but of course 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:46.400 the Denver Broncos Peyton, manning their great defense, UH took 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:49.600 care of the New England Patriots, and they did it 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:54.800 in a particularly vicious fashion. Hitting Tom Brady twenty times 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:58.480 in the game, crushed him, knocking him over. I mean, 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:01.240 just domination up for on. It was amazing they were 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.480 still in this game. If anything, it was a memorable 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:07.320 performance by Brady and Gronkowski to even get them in 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:10.000 that position. But ultimately you gotta give the Broncos credit, 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:15.520 and their pass rushers went to extraordinary length to humiliate Brady, 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:19.920 one of them telling Robert Clemco of the mm QB 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.960 that he tried to rub his dong on Tom Brady 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:26.880 after the play. He tried to get on top of 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.680 him and just rub him with the old dog. Yeah. 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:32.040 I support this move. I love that. It's like I 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.200 love that he's an unnamed source, like he was like, Hey, 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.000 I'm gonna tell you this printed, but don't use my name. 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.680 But I support this move because Tom Brady is the 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:44.000 Blarney Stone of dogs. Rub your dog on Tom Brady 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:45.560 and you have good luck for the rest of your life. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.080 Now did he actually rub his dog on Tom Brady 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.080 or did he just try and fail? I guess we'll 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.400 find out in the Super Bowl if Denver wins. It's 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:55.360 obvious Tom Brady got a dong rubbed on him by 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:56.880 one of the Denver Broncos. Who do you think it was? 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:59.240 I've a guess I know who it was. It was. 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:02.440 It was von Miller. Of course it's von Miller. What 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:07.920 other player sack celebration is pelvic thrust? He's obsessed with 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.560 with dog, putting his dog out there. I mean, I 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:13.680 love von Miller, but everyone does. Von Miller's entire family 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:16.640 rubbed their dog on Tom Brady during that game. Tom 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:32.000 Brady loves von Miller, it does now. Yeah, that was 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:41.800 Kesha edited for Crack his whack. Brandon producer was dancing 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:45.680 during that, uh entire segment and then the second you 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:50.040 made your joke, he just stopped. Yeah. I immediately went 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.800 to my pen to the paper. Why come on that cold? 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:55.640 That can say? Brand that was been in a great mood, 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.400 by the way, all week because he got another broadcasting job. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.120 This is not a joke. He will now be the 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:05.040 announcer of what is it again? It's now girls, It's 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.480 gonna be a spring sport track and field, women's track 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:09.520 and field or something. But you got a new gig. Yeah, 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:15.000 basically baseball and softball for season. That's awesome. Were we 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:19.240 doing before? Fuller men's and women's basketball Okay, so different schools, 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:22.680 different sports. That's great, man, you're really spreading out by this. 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:26.000 I'm waiting for the joke. No, the joke is the job. 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:32.359 You got that good. Uh, let's stay in Denver and 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:34.919 talk about that game. And Tom Brady took a lot 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.520 of criticism before the game from the Broncos, who really 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:39.680 went on him in the press. Certainly after the game, 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:43.520 a lot of people enjoyed, uh this Patriots loss. I 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:45.800 wrote an article about you know, picking You know, people 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.399 just enjoy Patriot and Freud kind of Belichick Brady. They 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.320 love seeing him lose. You do too. And the wife 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:55.040 of Eric Decker, Jesse James, who's also a country star, 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:59.600 I believe, has a theory of why Tom Brady gets 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:01.879 picked up it as much. And and she says it's 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:04.480 because he's so good looking that if he wasn't that 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:07.880 good looking, people would not pick on him this much. 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:10.120 They're they're jealous, and they just want to go after 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:12.440 a guy that seemingly has it all because he's so hot. 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:14.800 That is crazy. Here, here's here's why that theory is 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:18.760 is terrible. I'm gonna debunk this right now. Because Peyton 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:22.200 Manning is a million times hotter than Tom Brady. There's 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:26.080 a million times sexier than Tom Brady. It's like Peyton 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:30.280 Manning is I mean like a male model, like he 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:33.400 is like on the runway. He is in every commercial 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:37.520 for a reason because he is gorgeous. Tom Brady, he's 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:39.639 not a bad looking guy, but he's no Peyton Manning. 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:42.760 He's no Peyton Manning. Can you identify with with this? 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:45.960 Getting picked on more? Because because you're a good looking guy, 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:50.480 I mean more than you probably, I would think I 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:52.439 don't really get picked on that much people. People are 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:54.800 afraid of me, Like people can't even talk to me 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:58.959 when I come into work. That's what. I don't get 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:02.440 picked on at all. Who's here looking Eli or Payton? Oh, 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:05.400 I mean that's tough. That's tough because that that third 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:08.840 brother is no joke either, the third Manning brother. I 0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:10.920 would say, I would say, Peyton Payton has got this 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:13.800 classic I'm gonna say, like a Greek Adonis kind of 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:15.680 good looks. You know what I mean that you would 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:18.360 like if you could, if you could sculpt your baby's 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:20.560 face to look like Peyton Manning. You tell me you 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:22.480 wouldn't do it. Right now, if you could just like 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:24.600 mold it with your hands. You wouldn't try to make 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:27.119 them look exactly like Peyton Manning. I'm just kind of 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:30.040 freaked out by that good looking baby. I'm telling you 0:19:30.480 --> 0:19:34.920 I'm not alone here. Everyone thinks that that Peyton Manning 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:42.120 is better looking than Tom Brady. That's all. That's all 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:50.280 the bomb, that all many a blasphem the past. That 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:53.919