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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four

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Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a dirty secret, you

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Speaker 1: can tell us anything and you're free to say whatever

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Speaker 1: because nobody will know who you are. We keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? All right, so I have I'll be honest,

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Speaker 1: I have a little bit of a guilty conscious on

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Speaker 1: this one. Like, you don't sound like you're in the

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Speaker 1: band Faster Cactus Blast at all. I can wrap it up.

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Speaker 1: The bassist bassists are always chill, right, Okay, you're the basis.

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Speaker 1: So your dirty little secret you're saying you think we're

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Speaker 1: gonna judge you. Yeah, if you could not judge me

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Speaker 1: too hard on this one, Like, I feel like it's

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Speaker 1: either really bad or not that bad, and I'm we

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Speaker 1: do have a saying here. Yeah, it's a good thing

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Speaker 1: you came to the Jewel Show because our motto is

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Speaker 1: we don't judge you, and you need to be judged,

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Speaker 1: So we'll be the judge if you need to be judge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, thanks guys. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you guys. Now, okay, all right, So you know

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Speaker 1: how they just have to go orders and they'll just

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Speaker 1: leave them out and you can kind of just run up,

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Speaker 1: walk up. Yeah, thank you. Er Well, yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: do that. I'll run up. I'll take it. I don't

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Speaker 1: care what it is, you'll run up. That's auspicious somebody

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Speaker 1: coming up and running and grabbing a starbuck drink and

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Speaker 1: then running out. I think it's pretty obvious somebody stole

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Speaker 1: something like that guy. Yeah, it's more of a figure

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Speaker 1: of speech, like I just walk up, take it. I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to walk out. Well, whatever drink it has

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Speaker 1: anyone ever said like that guy has my drink, Not

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Speaker 1: that I've noticed, but you know, I usually just kind

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Speaker 1: of I want to walk out. I've actually wondered that

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Speaker 1: about the online orders. I have to because actually they

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Speaker 1: don't keep them behind the counter a lot of times,

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Speaker 1: like they just are sitting there, yeah, and nobody can

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Speaker 1: come grab it. Like the receipt of the name of

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Speaker 1: the person is like on the counter with it. So

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Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I'm ben. Yeah, that's what I do.

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Speaker 1: Like whenever I go up and I see an employee,

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Speaker 1: I just look down at the receipt and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm bend. That's how it's kind of exciting because it's robbery. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's you know, that gets your blood flowing. And

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Speaker 1: then also it's like a surprise. You don't know what

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Speaker 1: drink you're getting, so you just go in and who

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Speaker 1: knows what you're gonna get. It's fun. I wonder if

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Speaker 1: that's why Starbucks takes so long, because I feel like,

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Speaker 1: remake so many probably so many people's orders that got stalling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: actually text in four or six one. Do you do

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Speaker 1: this too? Because I guarantee a lot of people do this. Yes,

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret, but it's also I think a

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Speaker 1: lot of other people's dirty little secrets. Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: it's nice to share something with everyone. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: gotten a drink you didn't want, like a medicine bowl,

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Speaker 1: a medicine bow Starbucks? Yes, that Starbucks. It's a drink

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Speaker 1: that you can get like if you're not feeling too well.

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Speaker 1: It's like lemon in it and stuff and that's all,

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I didn't know that. I just throw it

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Speaker 1: out and leave that big guy has terrible taste. Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us you to do a little secret man.

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys man. The baristas must get so angry at that.

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Speaker 1: You know what I found out baristas will do if

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Speaker 1: they don't like you and you order a specific type

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Speaker 1: of milk, they'll give you the wrong milk on purpose.

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Speaker 1: Like and I'm sure, I'm sure it's happened to me

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Speaker 1: before because I am lactose intolerant. If I have a

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Speaker 1: little bit of milk. Who knows what could happen? Either

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Speaker 1: nothing happens for months, nothing happens, or there's a whole

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Speaker 1: lot of action if I have milk. Katy Perry firework,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I actually sometimes in my head that

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Speaker 1: song plays because yeah, I'm trying to entertain myself, right,

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Speaker 1: because I don't necessarily it's not fun, right, it's not

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Speaker 1: a fun thing. But then I just things are going

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Speaker 1: crazy and I'm like batty or a fue, right, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I haven't you you are alloud? Cooper. I remember the

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Speaker 1: first time that one of our assistants heard you, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: why is he down here upstairs? And you did not

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Speaker 1: care that day? I did. But that's what happens because

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Speaker 1: I try to find bathrooms that are away from people. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: which is appropriate because it's loud. I would be embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. Like Alex was talking

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Speaker 1: to Yeah and the and it was right outside the door,

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Speaker 1: and I'm in there and I'm like, oh no, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to be quiet. I'm like, can I get this

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Speaker 1: thing out by it? And then like a little bit

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Speaker 1: goes and it's like I'm like oh no, no, and

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Speaker 1: then I'm like trying to ease it out quiet and

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Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, it's just like I was like, Lord,

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Speaker 1: check one show on demand.