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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tapp. It's Brooke and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and today I call a guy who's unhappy

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Speaker 1: because of a recent fast food experience. I guess he

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Speaker 1: even wrote an email complaining about how they messed up

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Speaker 1: his order. So I'm guessing that he's hoping he's going

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Speaker 1: to get some free food as compensation. But I have

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Speaker 1: other ideas, much bigger ideas, and you'll find out what

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Speaker 1: they are in your phone tapp right now. It's another

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving. Hello, Hi, I

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Speaker 1: was looking to speak with Crisp. Yeah, this is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Hey Chris. My name is David DeForest and I'm the

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Speaker 1: manager at Burger. How are you doing today? Hey, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling me back. No problem. I just

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Speaker 1: want to let you know that we do take complaints

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Speaker 1: very seriously and we got your email. Seems like you

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Speaker 1: got the wrong order more than a few times. Is

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Speaker 1: that what happened. Yeah, it's the three times. Actually, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of frustrating situation. I normally don't send emails off

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Speaker 1: about Hamburgers, but I thought this was pretty ridiculous. I'm

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Speaker 1: surprising me, so thank you appreciate it. Yeah, no problem.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I am so sorry to hear that,

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Speaker 1: and I want to make things right because that's unacceptable. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's anything we can do just to compensate me for

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Speaker 1: my time. Yeah, definitely. What are you up to tonight tonight? Nothing,

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Speaker 1: I don't want any plans perfect, All right, here's what

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Speaker 1: I propose. Like I said, I want to make this right.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to be closing up tonight with my

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Speaker 1: assistant manager and at around midnight, I will leave the

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Speaker 1: front door unlocked, okay, and then I want you to

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Speaker 1: come in, probably a good idea to wear a mask

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Speaker 1: because of the cameras, but demand all the money in

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Speaker 1: the register. I'm not sure I'm falling exactly what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: I'll say it one more time for you. When we're

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Speaker 1: closing up tonight, I'm gonna leave the door unlocked, come

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Speaker 1: into the restaurant with a mask on your face, probably

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Speaker 1: and demand all the money in the register, and I

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Speaker 1: will make sure that I give you that money. So

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Speaker 1: you want me to come there and ask for money

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Speaker 1: wearing a mask on my face, right, and you can

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Speaker 1: arm yourself if you want, or you can just put

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Speaker 1: a finger in your jacket, whatever you think looks more real. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're asking me to rob the restaurant. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I sort of like a robbery, except I'm in on it,

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Speaker 1: and I'll just give you the cash. And keep in

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Speaker 1: mind the assistant manager will be there and he'll probably

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Speaker 1: start crying, so don't yell at him too much. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to come there and act like I'm

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Speaker 1: robbing the place. No, no, no, you're not. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: act like you're robbing it, and I'm gonna act like

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Speaker 1: I'm being robbed, and then later we're gonna meet up

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Speaker 1: and split up the money. No, I just want to

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Speaker 1: come in and get a voucher for a free meal

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Speaker 1: or a couple vouchers. I don't want to come in

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Speaker 1: and do this plan of yours that doesn't even make

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Speaker 1: any sense. I want to let you know you're asking

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Speaker 1: for vouchers. But if we do this, my guess is

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Speaker 1: you could clear at least seven hundred dollars tonight. You're

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Speaker 1: trying to give me seven hundred dollars for a complaint,

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Speaker 1: and you want me to come there in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the night wearing a mask. Yes, no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to do that. And then you put why are

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Speaker 1: you even asking me to do this? You sound a

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Speaker 1: little nervous. So I'm guessing you don't have a gun,

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Speaker 1: and that's fine. You can put it like your hand

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Speaker 1: and yeah, so you put your hand in your Why

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Speaker 1: would I have a gun? I did. It's just a

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Speaker 1: complaint by the Hamburger, right, And so you put your

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Speaker 1: hand in your pocket and you demand the cash for me. Hey,

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Speaker 1: give me all the money on the rogister. However, whatever

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Speaker 1: voice you want to use, right, why would I do that?

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Speaker 1: Why would I even consider doing this? Okay, I got it.

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Speaker 1: Would you feel more comfortable calling in a bomb threat? What? No? What? Well?

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Speaker 1: I'm just are you even thinking stuff? I'm thinking a

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Speaker 1: bomb threat would clear people out and then I could

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Speaker 1: just take the money out of it and meet you later. No,

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Speaker 1: I can get in trouble for calling it a bomb.

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Speaker 1: It's oh good point. They can track you down really easily.

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Speaker 1: With that. Okay, Arson, you just burn it? Yes, what

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Speaker 1: is wrong with you? I mean if I were in

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Speaker 1: your shoes and I was complaining about how my service was,

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Speaker 1: I would want to burn the place down anyway. So

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Speaker 1: it's kind of a bonus down the place. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: would burn down the place. I would want to I'm

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Speaker 1: start to there you go perfect? Okay, so we found it.

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Speaker 1: So eleven thirty tonight, bring gasoline matches. I'm saying, this

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Speaker 1: is becoming the most frustras I got bad service. Now

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Speaker 1: you're trying to coax me into wobbing down place. We

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Speaker 1: were gonna rob it. Now we're gonna burn it down.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab the register on the way out and

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Speaker 1: I'll meet you outside. So cool. I'm going to call

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Speaker 1: your corporate office right now. And your name David. No,

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Speaker 1: it's Jubil. I'm not even a fast food manager. So

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Speaker 1: if you call the corporate office, I mean, it'd be

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Speaker 1: a bummer. No, what do you talk? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your buddy Tony set

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Speaker 1: you up? Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah? How

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Speaker 1: do you even know that? I send in the complaint. Oh,

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Speaker 1: because your buddy Tony told me that you send an

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Speaker 1: emails to fast food places trying to get free food.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have told him, crab, that is true. And

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna cut him out of the

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Speaker 1: plan between you and I, like when we start robbing

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Speaker 1: these fast food giants. Tony doesn't get in here. Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: every morning with five