WEBVTT - The Sweepstakes Scammers w/ Tone Bell (Fraud Friday) 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.840 What's popping Congregation is your girl? Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess. 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:09.600 Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:13.880 older episodes from the Scam Goddess vault. That's right, Fraud 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:16.680 Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:17.840 From behind the paywall. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:21.320 Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall, and as always, 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:22.440 stay scheming. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:26.040 Scam, come. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.240 Right, fro. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.840 Scam come. 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.200 Right from. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:41.320 Goddess. 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:45.240 What's popping Congregation, it's your girl. Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess. 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.640 Welcome back to another episode of Scam Goddess. The podcast 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.120 all about robbery, fraud, and those who practices. Sometimes we 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:54.600 love them, sometimes we ate them. We'll see along the way. Congress, 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:56.160 y'all know what I am. You know what it is. 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:59.840 I'm very yes excited, elateen for today. 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.640 Guess what's a get y'all? 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:05.360 Today we have an amazing stand up comedian, actor and 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:08.480 the host of Netflix Drink Masters. Check out his first 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:11.800 action movie check Her Warning, coming out soon on Netflix. 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:14.640 Congregation. Please welcome Tom Bell to the show. 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:18.679 Hey, no beautiful, thank you, because they gonna hear the edituniversity, 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:19.800 so they're not even gonna. 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:23.160 Know, well done, well done. Now that takes one was 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:23.880 beautiful turn. 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:25.080 I don't know if you know this, but we've run 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.920 into each other a couple of times, and you know 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:28.560 a couple. 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:30.720 It's Erica and I. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:34.360 Can't remember her husband name right now, but he bawled anyway, 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.720 they love you and told me about you years ago. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.160 Oh boy, don't even try. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.840 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, don't get and don't get me 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:43.319 in trouble. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:43.840 I won't. 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.360 I went to Vegas with my mom my dad, and 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.320 they're like a part of the friend group, and so 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.640 I was literally at cabanas and bottle service with my 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:51.880 mom and my dad. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.480 It was I mean, first of all, that's pretty dope, 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.040 Like my mom would kick it like that. My dad 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:58.560 would be like, it is loud out here, and I 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.560 mean also he kind of a creek now he don't 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:01.400 know he's not staring. 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:04.920 I was wondering where you were going with that. 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:07.000 Okay, Yeah, you do get to a certain age where 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.359 you just you get the freedom to just stare at people, 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:11.799 Like old people, they will stare at you and then 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:13.760 you look at them in they eye and they'll be like, no, 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:14.560 I'm still staring. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:15.000 What's up? 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.520 Okay, you ever noticed them dudes? 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:19.560 Like I would see it occasionally because like I would 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:22.079 see them old dudes when like the remember the watches 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:23.480 you just have the cameras on them, you know what 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.440 I'm talking about, Like like five years ago they hit 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.480 like the smart watch with the camera on it, and 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:29.280 so you see a bunch of dudes like over sixty 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:32.280 just like acting like they're looking for something, but they 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:33.760 just doing like eyes up. 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:34.040 And then. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.560 Oh man, my god, oh man, I see it all 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:42.160 the time. It's like, bro, bro, you gotta get cleaner 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:42.560 about that. 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:44.840 That sounds like some technology people were just like I 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:47.000 don't know what to make people think this is different 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.359 with a camera, because that's what you need on your watch. 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:52.760 Don't nobody need that? Don't nobody need a camera on 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:59.120 the watch? James Bonds, Right, I ain't back. 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.200 No PI for the for that rest, Like, what are 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.960 we doing? I don't need those spy kids ask technology 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.760 on my watch? Just tail time, maybe some texts. 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:10.840 That's it. No, that's so funny. So tone. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.520 On this podcast, we always ask our guests what's your 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:14.639 relationship with scams? 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:15.240 Do you love them? 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.000 Do you hate them? Have you ever been scammed? Have 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:19.160 you ever run some scams that are outside of statute 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:19.840 of limitations. 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:20.880 It could be anything. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:23.000 Hated when it happens to me, love it when it's 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.000 a low level crime and people get away with it. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:28.560 And yes, I used to have a in my former 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:32.080 life decades ago. I uh, you know, I had some 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:33.840 things going. I mean I would call it being a 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:37.240 thief feeling. But uh but yeah, I'm a different person 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.320 now and now I have things to lose, so I 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:41.720 don't take from anyone else. But yeah, I used to 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:43.440 get away with some stuff back in the day. And 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.640 then I have been scammed. Yes, I have been scammed. 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.400 Well I won't say scam, but I have almost fallen 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:50.880 for something that I thought was that definitely wasn't scam. 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:51.160 Scoop. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:52.160 Wait, what was it? 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:53.000 Man? 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:56.360 Some check out dated back in college. Out of nowhere, 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:59.200 it hit me saying she was in Africa and she 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:00.800 needed me to Western Union of some money. And I 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.440 didn't know this thing was going around. Do you remember 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:04.760 when I was going around back in the day of like, ye, like, 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.960 I need two thousand dollars because I can't get my 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.520 flight back, so can you Western Union me the money? 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:15.400 And I was like I said, oh ship, Vicky's in 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.680 trouble and she's gonna called me a year, so I 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.280 know it's got to be I mean, and I I'm 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:22.960 out here calling Western Union, like, yo, I don't have 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:25.360 it in cash, but I can take this credit card 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.240 I'm good for and it like we don't, sir, we 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.200 don't do credit and who is this for? And I 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.400 was like, y'all don't have this number, and they're like, yeah, 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.040 but it's not attaching no VICKI. And I was like, 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.120 so then I just hit on like Facebook. I think 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:37.760 Facebook was still popping at the time. Facebook, and it 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:38.560 might have been my Space. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:39.799 Then you must have been a batting. 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.279 You weren't even with Vicky anymore, and you're on the phone, 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.320 like Liam Neeson from taking trying to save. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.000 Her from Africa. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.520 We had a very much general Africa. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:51.880 Africa was no country, no city. 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.920 I was like, yo, we gotta got no continent. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.599 We got a fine VICKI, y'all. But we had a 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:03.679 very mature operation from how things dissolved in college. 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.160 Oh, I like that. 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:07.320 See, y'all, y'all have to have amical breakups so that 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:09.400 you can call up your ex and be like, I 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.799 need two thousand dollars to get out of General Africa. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.440 And then and I was like, after we talked, and 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.119 she was like, no, I'm in Houston. What you talking about? 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:16.560 Yeah? 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.000 It was it was so I don't fall for that 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.320 ship no more. But you got to send me. You 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:21.680 want to get money from me, you have to send 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.480 me a bill. I need to know where it came from. 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.799 I need to see the bill. That's how I send money. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:27.600 Now if I'm I love that. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.320 What Now did they contact you through email? Was it 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:31.280 a text message? 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:31.520 Like? 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.320 How did the skimmer pretending email? 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:34.920 Yeah? 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:37.160 Because I had the logo, they had their email, they 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.239 had the logo and all that, the logo, the Western 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:39.880 Union logo. 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.400 Oh, I didn't know you could PayPal requests on Western Union, 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:48.600 like to send people a link. That's different. Also very 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:50.520 funny to be told that you were gonna put her 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:55.880 life saving on credit. You were like, yeah, between four cards. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:57.719 What I was going through. I was like, I ain't 0:05:57.720 --> 0:05:58.800 got it, but I can get it. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.800 Oh, you're a good friend. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:03.799 I'm a great friend. I'm a great friend. 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:06.200 If you get an email from my email just saying 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:08.400 I'm stuck in General Africa, you know, go ahead. 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.000 I know you got money, so go ahead. In the 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:11.200 Senatic cash. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:15.920 General Africa is so funny, by the way, not even 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.680 a coach they did have a coach in it. 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.480 No, not a zip code, not nothing. How what airport 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:24.480 are you flying out of? Sins bro Bro I was, 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.720 and flight's changed depending on what airport you're at. So 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.359 if you're just in General Africa, like it's different to 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:32.720 fly from Egypt than it is to fly from South Africa. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:33.520 I'm confused. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:35.320 I never thought about it to just now, but like, 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.839 she must have been good to me because there's some 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:38.280 other people that could have called him to Like. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.440 She's just gonna have to be in Africa. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.560 She's gonna have to stay in whatever country she. 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:47.640 Had to just stay in Africa. Ain't it didn't go 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:49.320 well the first time? Why would I bring her back? 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:52.479 It's like, it's probably good for me that she's not 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:53.400 in the country no more. 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:56.160 This is probably she could get a job over there 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:57.880 and play of thriving countries in Africa. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:58.760 She're gonna do well. 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.560 I would answer to collect car from big but let 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:02.360 that go to Voice Metal. 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.120 Oh man, you would have you would have kept the 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.359 LaToya in the Friday night booking so over. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.240 The weekend she was a talker. She'd got out of it. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:10.720 I love that for both of us. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.520 Scam go. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.800 And it's time for What's Hot and frid This is 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:21.440 where we warn our listeners about popping scams and the zeitgeist. 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:23.000 More often than not these days, we get a little 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.600 letter from you all as always snitch on your friends, 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.880 your family, LaToya, your enemies at scam got his pot 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.640 at gmail dot com. Just make sure the scams retired. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:35.600 So retired so we don't what yes, suck up your bag? Amen, 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:37.120 So Tom, I need a fake. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:39.040 Name from you. We don't care about gender. It could 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:39.960 be anything. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:44.280 Lazarus, Samuels, Lazarus now. 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:47.280 From the butt love it. 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:52.480 I mean, you know, he don't get love. Last Last Samuels. 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:55.160 I feel like Lazarus wasn't a great due Last Last. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:56.360 I love Lazarus. 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:57.840 Last Simpson. Let's go. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:01.560 It's Simpson. That's fairy. 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:07.120 I don't understand show, Okay, Last Simpson. Doesn't he sound 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:08.760 like he's sounds like somebody will pick your pocket, but 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:09.080 go ahead. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.920 Last sounds sketchy as hell. I don't think if I 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.320 ever met a Last Simpson that I would you know, 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:17.080 do any business engagements with them. It's just like the 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.720 name Matthew, like every matt is a scam, Like y'all 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:20.280 not getting me. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:21.440 You don't trust no Matthews. 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.440 Too many of y'all. Too many of y'all. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.560 I feel like Last Simpson. Somebody who say last and 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:27.800 then say his whole name, last, Last Simpson. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:29.080 It is. 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:32.920 It almost gives me sportscaster, like a retired football player, 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.320 and we have Last Simpson hall the field. 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.480 It's been a lot of time since we've seen Last Simpson. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.520 Loved this for us. That reminds me of Best Man Holiday. 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:45.280 And the only reason I bring this up is have 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:45.920 you seen it. 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.600 The TV show? Oh no, we're talking. 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:51.280 About the what's it called The Best Best Man? But 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:54.079 it's TV show. I don't know the name, but they 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:58.040 had they have More Chestnuts forty five year old self 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:01.320 returning to the NFL as a ruck and everybody was 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.160 like what man? 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:05.280 Enough people to talk about that, because I definitely have 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:07.400 not watched it as on my cue, but yeah, that's 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:08.760 that should have been trended. 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:09.880 I did not see that. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:10.520 That's a plot. 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:12.240 Hold Like, come on, now, he could maybe come back 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:14.200 as a quarterback, like try to do a Tom Britten. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.360 No, forty five. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.319 You can't do nothing at forty five. You leave not 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.080 off that long. You gotta be you gotta come right back. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:22.600 You gotta come right right. 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:24.640 You got to come back as a water boy. 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:26.839 I mean training in the summer, being like I think 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:29.920 I changed my mind. That's not taking six eight seasons 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.160 a decade off and then coming back and be like 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:32.920 I still. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.280 Got it, and they trying to make it like, oh 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:37.160 he looks great out there, and look, this is not ages. Okay, 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:39.000 this is just what happens to your body, and you 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.280 definitely can't go back to the NFL at forty five. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:44.320 I was very confusion, but we just let it rock, okay, 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:45.480 because nostalgia. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:46.440 It was tasty. 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:51.160 So last Simpson says, I'm a wedding photographer in Utica, 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.800 New York. Last week I received a message from a 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.840 bride whose wedding I second shot last summer, meaning I 0:09:56.920 --> 0:10:00.640 worked freelance for another photographer. The photographer who the primary 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:04.360 photographer or photography vendor for this woman is refusing to 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.200 give her her wedding photos. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:06.800 Now. 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:10.240 I picked this because I've heard of fake wedding photographers 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:11.840 who are like yeah, yeah, I'm gonna shoot you. 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:12.600 Yeah, give me my. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:14.880 Deposit, and then I'm gonna pull up on your special 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.520 day and I'm gonna flick it up. We're gonna get 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:19.800 photos of everything, your your something, borrow your something new, 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.280 your something blue. Hell, we get your toes, we get 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.040 your ankle bracelet, like whatever you're want. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:25.880 Yeah, and then they just don't come. 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:27.240 Oh, didn't even show up. 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:29.680 Yes, Like that's the normal scam that I've heard of. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.400 But I've never heard of somebody coming to the wedding 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.640 taking all the photos and. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.200 Then be like you can't have them. 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.160 See I have heard that, though you have. 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:38.960 Are you berried? 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:43.160 No? Oh, I've seen that twice. Like, never got the 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:47.000 photos showed up. Eight, definitely eight. 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:52.480 They had a meal, dance, open bar, drink, no photos, 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:54.680 no photos been there for them. 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:58.160 I feel like I would know I wasn't getting photos 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:01.200 if the wedding photographer is over here having a full plate, 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:04.680 you know, a fish or a chicken option and they're 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:05.439 drinking at the bar. 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.400 Bro you are at work, You're supposed to be taking 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:09.199 photos of people. What you mean you over here? 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.000 Let me get three shots of cosme goes. You are 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:12.760 the wedding photographer. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:16.360 Just wearing three cameras but not shooting none of them. 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:19.439 Just in got you see the wedding photographer doing the 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.080 electric slide, bro, you're supposed to be taking pictures of that. 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:22.920 What are you doing? 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:24.760 You got a piece of a sparragus, He got a 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:26.880 spear in one hand and then he just like got 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:28.400 you got him right. 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.320 I do not want to see the wedding photographer at 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.199 the bouquet toss like, let me get I want to 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.320 get married next. You're not gonna be a part of this. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.680 You aren't supposed to be on the periphery. We shouldn't 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:39.960 really noticed you. You should be taking photos of our 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:41.720 happy moment, not you all in it. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.839 That's too much, but like that's it's better now because 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.959 at least you know people you know got photos. If 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:51.080 somebody skimming like fifteen years ago anything that shit, then 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.679 you just you out of there unless you got. 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:55.199 It like that. 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:59.559 You got a kode actor. I love that. We don't 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:03.880 even know what it's called. Honestly, you gotta get divorced. 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:05.440 If you don't have no footage from your wedding, what 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.199 are you gonna look back on when you're like, oh, 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:10.240 you let this dirty draws in the bathroom again, like 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:11.880 what are you gonna remin this sun and keep you 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.679 in love if they don't have those photos. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:14.920 Cause you gotta have you gotta have that photo on. 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.080 Like even when you mad, you gotta you gotta walk 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:18.880 past it to be like this, why I'm minute, this, 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:20.199 why I'm in, this, why I'm in. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.720 But remember that. But that's the thing, Like you gotta 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:23.840 before they leave. 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:26.319 You hire a photographer before they leave, Like give me 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:28.960 a copy or the raw images before you leave, before 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:29.840 you start touching up. 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:32.040 So at least I got to back up, right, because 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:33.920 you can send them to anybody to get them touched up. 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.360 Let this be a lesson because the weddingghy. This is 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:38.280 not the first time I heard of wedding photography scams. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.360 It's the first time I've heard of them doing the job. 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:43.680 But then just saying you can't have it, which is wild. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.480 It's like getting in an uber and like you're like, oh, 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:48.080 it's right here, and they're like, now I'm gonna keep 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:49.480 driving out. 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:51.559 I need to run by the house. Work man, we 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:52.959 are not going by your house. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.000 We are not two seconds. I'm gonna stop it. 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:58.559 In it out because like I guess the food for 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.360 my kids, and then I'm gonna drop it off at 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:02.319 the house and then I'm ana swerve back. 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:03.720 I'm a flip a BNU to get. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.760 You over there. I'll admit this. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:08.480 I worked at a drug store in high school, and 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.439 me and the dude that worked the photo department had 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:12.400 a scam going. 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:14.959 Where we would do. I told you I haven't always 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:16.839 lived his life, and I love this for you. I 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:17.320 didn't always. 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.960 I didn't always live this, you know, very stable above 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:23.400 board life, you know, like especially like when you come 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:26.120 in and bring your little camera rolls right form a wedding. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.280 People bringing me in, I mean they got eight, ten, 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:31.240 twenty rolls, and then so we'd already go all right, 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:32.839 we're gonna print these free, will take out all the 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:34.599 dummy with all the bad ones, and then all the 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:36.559 good ones will throw in there, and it'd be like, 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.000 I don't know, three four hundreds worth of photos and 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.800 we straight up just go look, man, come back seven 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:44.439 o'clock on Sunday. We got all your photos, Go pick 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.319 out some frames, bring them up here. We put a 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.960 whole box together, and then give us two fifty cash 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:49.520 and then you. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:53.360 Get all the shit you want. I love that. 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:55.840 That's scamming big corporations. They've been scamming us. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:57.959 I'm not bad. Yeah, I don't take from the I'm robinhood. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:13:59.760 We don't take from the little guys. I love that. 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:01.640 That's we were all about in this podcast. I also 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.520 loved like seeing Hustleman at the twenty four hour photo. 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:08.000 Like, hey man, just seven o'clock, come back, have cash 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:10.559 be discreeted it. 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.559 Put it in a picture frame. Put it in the 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.679 picture frame right below the eight x ten with the 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.120 white people and a dog. Put it in there and 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:19.080 it slid it over. 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:22.880 We was out here getting catch catch because. 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.760 Those photos are not worth what they're charging for them anyway, 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:29.040 so everybody wins, they discount. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.560 That's actually when I've seen my first when I was 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:33.840 working the photo department, that's when I seen my first 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:35.240 news selfies. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:38.640 See, that's what I always thought about, and I saw 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:40.640 there is like a movie many sweet for hour photo 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.800 or something like that, where they do develop like what 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.800 y'all were bowld back in the day, Like y'all wanted 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:48.120 news so bad before smartphones that you were like, I 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.520 gotta get these developed and then put them in the mail, 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.000 not mail newds. 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:55.280 Like y'all got stamps. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.960 I made for But you'd be like you fifteen six 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.720 team working at the drug store, so you and then 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:03.520 when the person that come pick them up, you'd be like, 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.280 here you go, ma'am, ma'am, here you go. 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:11.960 Also, taking news on a disposable camera is hilarious to 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:14.440 me because you have no idea if you really got 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.560 the shot, Like if you're doing it on your cell phone, 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:17.880 you can look and be like, oh, let me turn 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:19.240 my body to the left or whatever. 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.920 But if you do not disposable camera, you don't even. 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:27.680 Know what you took. That's that's like waiting on the 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:30.440 real results. You like, I gotta wait five days. 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:34.720 To see if my nudes go clear, and then I 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:36.320 got to take my news to usps. 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.520 You got new You ever got nuds? You ever got 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:39.200 nudes in the mail? 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.280 I have not received any nudes in the mail? 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:44.080 No, I have not, have you, well, one out of 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.440