1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,840 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: subject I'm not sure I can do this. I'm not 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,640 Speaker 1: sure I can do this, but right now we can 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: do this. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: What you got now, baby, I've been in Prankville. You 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 1: know everybody, Uh, you know, all couples are not able 8 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: to have a child. You know what I'm saying. Everybody 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: is able to you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so 10 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: sometimes you need a little help, you know. So this 11 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: prank right here is what you call on Aorthodox Methods 12 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: on Orthodox Methods rented kit. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to 13 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: reach trying to reach Brother Roberts speaking. Hey, how you doing. 14 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: I'm I'm calling you from the church. Are you doing, 15 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 1: brother man? I'm doing super fantastic. Any day above ground 16 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: is a good day. That's good. That's good. Hey, Hey, listen, man, 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: we wanted to uh, being one of the brothers of 18 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: the church, I wanted to give you a call. Man 19 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: can make it to day, but you and well you 20 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,119 Speaker 1: know your wife stood up to day and UH asked 21 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 1: us to keep you all and our prayers because y'all 22 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: definitely trying to bring a new child into the world. 23 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: And she let us know that, you know, uh, she's 24 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: she's being a little older now, forty one for the 25 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: two you know, she said, it takes a little longer 26 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: to try and conceive a child than you know in 27 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: your earlier years. So we we definitely wanted to let 28 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: you know, man, that we we got you all in 29 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: our prayers. Man. Man, you just don't know how much 30 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: we appreciate that. Man. Yeah, we've been trying, but I 31 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: know what prayers, all things are possible. Yeah, well, we 32 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: definitely want to definitely want to keep you out of 33 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: our prayers, man, and uh, I hope that you are 34 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 1: able to conceive this child and bring you know, brain, 35 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 1: brain brain, bring a new a new child into this world. 36 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: You know, the book says be fruitful and most applies. 37 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: Definitely definitely Who is this again, brother, brother, Brother. I 38 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: don't know if you know me directly, but my brother 39 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: I wanted the brothers at the church. Okay, okay, brother, 40 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: thank you not not not not not not Bro Robert. 41 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: What I want to ask you, man, was have you 42 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: considered any any alternatives methods as far as you know, 43 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: maybe helping this situation. Uh, we've looked at a few 44 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: uh what what what what are you referring to as 45 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: an alternative? Well, I mean I think I have a 46 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: good uh thing that that might be able to help 47 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 1: the thing speed up the process and and and and 48 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 1: you guys will be expecting in no time. Man, Man, 49 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: we have levels for some things like that. What what? 50 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: What what you got in mine? I mean, uh, well, 51 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: what I have is a little little unorthodox, man, But 52 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: I think if you allow me to help you on this, man, 53 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: I think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man, 54 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: if nine months now, you gotta be at the hospital 55 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: wait looking for you, your baby boy, your paper girl. 56 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 1: You know, we'll playing fire and orthodox. Okay, Uh see 57 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,920 Speaker 1: what what I have in mind, man, is have you 58 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: considered maybe like a sea gate father claif clad by scause? 59 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't want I just 60 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: want to lead ship with on the same page. What 61 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 1: do you mean by Sarah? The fuck? Well? What it 62 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 1: is man is you know you know, of course the 63 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 1: Sarah's mother is someone that will carry a shyld for 64 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: those that cannot carry one. You know what I'm saying, 65 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: right right, so what what what what? I've gone to 66 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: the doctor and got myself checked out, man, good physical 67 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: and everything. I'm physically sitting everything. And you know, maybe 68 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,359 Speaker 1: I guess the complications are coming from uh you as 69 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: far as the child not being you know, you're not 70 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: being able to conceive right now? No, no, I ain't. 71 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: There ain't nothing wrong with me. Man, Okay, you know 72 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: what you mean by you physically fit? I mean, what 73 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: what the here they got to do with syric? Let's do. 74 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: What I'm saying is if if what you know, if 75 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: you if you allow me to come over and and 76 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: supply my services. I mean, let's see if you left 77 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: for a weekend, man, and I stayed over there by 78 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: the time you get back. Man, what the wrong with you? 79 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: Is this? What's going on at this church? Man? Am 80 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: I at the wrong church? They you you're telling me? 81 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: You try help me understand. You're saying you want to 82 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,119 Speaker 1: come over and have sex with my woman. Well, I mean, 83 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: I mean, don't don't look at it like that. Don't 84 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: look at it like that. Look at it up. I'm helping. 85 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: You're killing me radicularly you just ain't you though, what 86 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: excuse me. You want to come out and say with 87 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: my wife, No, no, no, I want to come over 88 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: and just apply my services man and put you guys 89 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: in a better position that you will be send your life. 90 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. You understand what I'm coming from. Now, 91 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,359 Speaker 1: I don't sound like you tell me you want to 92 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: have sex in my life? Man? What the wrong with you? 93 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: Hold on? Hold on? No? This this this brother awesome. Man. Listen, 94 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: see what I'm what I'm trying to do. Man, I 95 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: don't give up your brother? Who brother? Man, I don't 96 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: know you. And then you're talking about the church. What 97 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 1: kind of is this? This? Don't let this church that 98 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 1: rent of the church. I'll have nothing to do with this. 99 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: It's me calling you to lend when you come to me, 100 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,479 Speaker 1: if you allow me to be the sarag and father. 101 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: I have a pregnant bout the end of the week. Man. 102 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: You got me to is? I say, I'm coming to 103 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,599 Speaker 1: bother staid accused to see you. You showed that. Bob said, 104 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: it's like you okay, okay, Gary kidd? Who you want 105 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 1: to have brothers? Like? What about you keep looking at 106 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,160 Speaker 1: that like that? How have we gonna get this we're 107 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: gonna get past just so we can't get you to 108 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: this child. Man, we ain't gonna get pasted it. You 109 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: talk about having sex with my wife, Your wife said, brother, 110 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,360 Speaker 1: you ain't got no way. So I have a wife, brother, Robert. 111 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is help you along with 112 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: yours and getting this child. And see that's what I'm 113 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,239 Speaker 1: trying to help. Does you can't help me talking about 114 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: having sex with my wife? You said that on other 115 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 1: don't I ain't think you was going up? We didn't. 116 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: You're getting my phone number? Well, you know we we 117 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: have people listed at the church. We have our phone 118 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: numbers listed. He lifts mind. And when I get that too, 119 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: I hope to see you becau. I'm gonna punch your head. Hey, look, man, 120 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 1: why don't I Why don't I speak to your wife 121 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: when she comes to church this week and I see her? 122 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,799 Speaker 1: Don't see singing my wife? Oh no, I'm just gonna 123 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: talk to him, see how she feels about maybe maybe 124 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 1: you using this. Now you can't say, man, no, he 125 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 1: was in a direction. Brother, But by man, who do you? 126 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,720 Speaker 1: I need to see you myself? Okay? What what? What? 127 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,840 Speaker 1: What does all the anger though? Brother, what what what? 128 00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:14,239 Speaker 1: What do you mean? You're me angry? This here telling 129 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: me that the script I'm gonna come half sex with 130 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,039 Speaker 1: till wife. Okay, should get ain't okay? Brother? I got 131 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 1: one more thing I need to tell you. Are you 132 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 1: ready for can say this? You better hut? I hang 133 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,720 Speaker 1: up in your say Okay, are you listening, brother Robins? 134 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm tiring this. This is nephew Tommy from 135 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by 136 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 1: your wife. Man, what do you say? Hey, tidy doing 137 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: take that? Man? I'm about to have the rest come 138 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:52,599 Speaker 1: to tell you about it now, Man of your husband, 139 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 1: go straight plus pervis in the mound. Didn't look for 140 00:06:55,279 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: you here? You been on that one? Man? All right? Hey, 141 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 1: one more thing, man, tell me what do you what 142 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:09,159 Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show 143 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: in the land of morning show with Steve You talking 144 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: y'all over that man? You say some people need help? 145 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: He went too far? Can some people need help? You know? 146 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 1: If if you if he ain't swimming many good. But 147 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: by the end of the week time, by the end 148 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: of the weekend, I'm gonna help pregnant by any weekend. 149 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 1: You ain't gonna worry about this. Nothing to stick your 150 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: chest out to another man for about his wife? What 151 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: else you want? Hey, hey, you need to stick or 152 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 1: something else? Now what you want me to stick? Oh? 153 00:07:55,080 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 1: We're gonna keep that go all right, thank you, nephew? 154 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:13,840 Speaker 1: Oh lord? What did I say that? For the pranksters back, baby, 155 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: Go to Thomas Miles dot com. I'm doing some brand 156 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,119 Speaker 1: new ones. You can. You can look for the prank 157 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 1: button something his nephew Timmy he did. I'm just trying 158 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 1: to hold on. We don't kill the people in my head. No, 159 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just it's nephew Tommy over so we 160 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: can make the justment because it's Go to Thomas Miles. 161 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: You know he ain't nephew Tommy on their own show. 162 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:39,199 Speaker 1: He's Tommy Miles, you know, Eugene Gon. I just I 163 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 1: don't know what to do, like, oh, I could say 164 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 1: something right now that would be just totally wrong. But 165 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: all right, listen up. Next it is today's Strawberry Letter, 166 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,199 Speaker 1: the subject I'm not well, find out right away what 167 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: you ain't. I'm not sure I can do this. We'll 168 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,679 Speaker 1: get into the letter right after this