WEBVTT - Brooke Breaks You Up: Holiday Edition

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<v Speaker 1>Normally at this time we'll do second date updates, closure calls,

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<v Speaker 1>textual healings, but today we're doing none of those. Instead,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a big surprise waiting for someone in this room.

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<v Speaker 1>They have no idea it's coming show, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>it's big because we're actually putting it right in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of our show, slotting it in at the end

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<v Speaker 1>after one of Brook's potato endorsements. You're gonna find out

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<v Speaker 1>who gets the big surprise. No spoilers, it's coming up

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. Welcome back to Brook Breaks You Up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody wanted this back.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody wants are you kid? It's one of the highest

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<v Speaker 1>rated segments we've done all year on How are we

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<v Speaker 1>not going to do a sequel for it?

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<v Speaker 3>I've been dumped and dumped people so many times in

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<v Speaker 3>my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I have to keep doing That's what makes you

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<v Speaker 1>an expert.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I got married so I didn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>do it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>This time we're switching it up because it's Brooke Breaks

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<v Speaker 1>You Up. Holiday Edition For our listeners who may not

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<v Speaker 1>be familiar with the segment breaking up with Someone's not

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<v Speaker 1>an easy thing to do, especially during Christmas. It's awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>it's messy, but sometimes it is absolutely necessary. So why

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<v Speaker 1>do it yourself when you can have Brooke do it?

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<v Speaker 1>For years of casual promiscuity have made her an expert

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<v Speaker 1>on telling people, yeah, it's not really working out. You

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<v Speaker 1>got what you wanted and now you should probably move

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<v Speaker 1>on and get yourself tested.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an important conversation, So I don't waste your time.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't waste your pretty Brook.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a little bit of a surprise to you,

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<v Speaker 1>but we did get an email from a listener. I

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<v Speaker 1>printed it out and I want you to be the

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<v Speaker 1>one who reads it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, got it it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a listener of ours who needs your help.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll read the letter, jeff that's.

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<v Speaker 3>The spirit, Brook says, Hi Brick and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Risha. I heard a segment you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Called Brooke breaks you up, and I really need your

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<v Speaker 3>help to ditch.

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<v Speaker 2>My boyfriend Shane before Christmas. I mean, you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to waste your money on a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, background my family officially does not like him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, this is going to be easier. That's easy.

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<v Speaker 2>That helps.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he came over last year and had way too

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<v Speaker 3>much eggnog, insulted.

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<v Speaker 2>My parents Christmas tree. Oh called it dollar store.

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<v Speaker 3>She ended up wolcing with it and then fell on

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<v Speaker 3>top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like one of your exes, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not the first time he's done dumb stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Dumb stuff is capitalized this letter. Okay, he's a good guy,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's time for him to finally grow up and

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<v Speaker 3>for me to move on to somebody else. I tend

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<v Speaker 3>to shy away from tough conversations. That's why I really

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<v Speaker 3>need you to do the dirty work and break up

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<v Speaker 3>with him for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so, the reason is he's dumb and does dumb stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not I mean, your entire family get it that

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna say, Brooke. The letter ends you're the best Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke, there is a woman in need during the holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna be a scrooge and throw her out

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<v Speaker 1>into the snow, are you.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem with dumb boys is they don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the issue. It's better than a nice, innocent guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we don't have a lot of time. We do

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<v Speaker 1>have her boyfriend, Shane already on the line right now.

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<v Speaker 1>He is jeff He's not heard any of this, So

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta get right to the call. Let's punch up, Shane,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have to do it, Brook and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let you do your things. We told him that it

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<v Speaker 1>was a radio station contest thing.

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<v Speaker 3>We had to get in all time for him to

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<v Speaker 3>dance one.

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<v Speaker 1>So here we go, let's do it. Let's punch him

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<v Speaker 1>up it Shaney there, Hello, Hey, Shane, you're on Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffry in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Oh my god, am I actually on air?

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<v Speaker 1>This is crazy? And one member of the show has

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<v Speaker 1>been dying to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, yeah, yeah, Shane, it's Brook. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to your podcast all the time. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry that it's so embarrassing, but you are

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<v Speaker 4>my favorite person on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>God, that's interesting, Shane.

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<v Speaker 4>I got listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I got all my friends listening to you, guys. I

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<v Speaker 1>got my girlfriend listening to you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Shane, that's why we're calling.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mean to interrupt you, but we're calling because

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<v Speaker 3>your girlfriend contacted us.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, is this trivia?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I?

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<v Speaker 1>I bet I could beat you at trivia. B set

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<v Speaker 1>you up. We're not doing the trip be a game

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<v Speaker 1>with book right now. This is something else.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, this is a little word serious. You could turn

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<v Speaker 2>it into trivia.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, gotta just get.

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<v Speaker 3>Do it real quick, Shane, I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 3>tell you this buddy. You see him like such a

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<v Speaker 3>nice guy, You see him like you have great energy,

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<v Speaker 3>and I love to hear that you have such a

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<v Speaker 3>good friend group.

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<v Speaker 2>That is going to be crucial right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, what's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here's the thing Shane Reicha wrote us, and we

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<v Speaker 3>do this terrible segment. It's called Brooke breaks you up.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm Brooke and that's what I'm calling to do

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<v Speaker 3>because wait, wrote in and she said she didn't know

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<v Speaker 3>how to tell you because she didn't want to hurt you.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously this is going to hurt you. There's no way

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<v Speaker 2>around that. But it's just your guys' relationship has run

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<v Speaker 2>its course.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a second, is a phone tap? I didn't say.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he knows the show. You can't blame him

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<v Speaker 1>for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, Shane, she told us all about the Christmas tree

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<v Speaker 3>and you getting too drunk at Christmas last year, and

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm gonna be honest, like her family not

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<v Speaker 3>a huge fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, this isn't a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not a joke, Buddy, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're really doing this, Brook, You're breaking up with

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<v Speaker 4>me for her.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that she just thought it would be easier

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<v Speaker 3>for you if it came from somebody you trusted and loved.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't love me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean that like I love love you. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean like like you're a fan of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't going well, Shane.

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<v Speaker 2>Breakups never go well, Jeff. It always ends bad.

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<v Speaker 3>It sucks for one person, and unfortunately that person is Shane.

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<v Speaker 3>And listen, Shane, you live it up through the holidays,

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<v Speaker 3>You drink as much eggnog.

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<v Speaker 2>As you want, and you go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>And talk about their stupid family, dollar store, cheic tree

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<v Speaker 3>that they have.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to be part of that family anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well that great idea, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'll do.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll do a drinking game where I take a shot

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<v Speaker 4>of time you call me, buddy, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't know you because alienated.

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<v Speaker 1>Not one but two of our listeners will doing one

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<v Speaker 1>a favor. Wow, Shane, why too, you just crept on

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<v Speaker 1>Risha and her whole family.

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<v Speaker 3>I just say, Risha understands, like, if you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>over a breakup, yeah, there's anger.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's stop trying to justify our past behavior. Shane. I

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<v Speaker 1>am sorry that Brooke did this to you during the

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<v Speaker 1>holiday season. And I know this is probably weird to ask,

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<v Speaker 1>but hopefully Brook's still your favorite on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>That don't ask that answer that shamee.

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<v Speaker 1>If she was, it was only because the other two

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<v Speaker 1>are solo on the totem.

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<v Speaker 4>Pole that she still somehow maintains a lead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Alexis Yeah, I feel that energy. I'm sorry, man,

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<v Speaker 1>try and have a good holidays. We do feel really bad.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to hang up though, Okay, I'm just.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna hang up, Like, just tell him something nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you can move in with Brook and her family

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<v Speaker 1>for the holidays, Shane.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be fine. Okay, you don't need Risha can

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<v Speaker 2>give you a key chain, maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Radio station swag. We will send them your way. But

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<v Speaker 1>what you guys, Okay, I was mostly directed towards Brook.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that was definitely a tough one.

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<v Speaker 2>Well deserved. But are they ever gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of your job to make it good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>To break up with them too, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, yeah, thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>There is tough, but it is the holiday season. So

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke breaks you up for the holidays, and Brook also

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<v Speaker 1>gets you back together. That's why I have a surprise

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<v Speaker 1>for her coming up next. Two people are on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>One wants to get back together with the other.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Brook is going that's a good idea either.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening, Brook is gonna get you back together for

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<v Speaker 1>the holidays. Coming up right after this, it's Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning. And if you were just listening

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of minutes ago, you heard Brooke breaks you

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<v Speaker 1>up before Chris Smiths and you're not gonna believe this Brook.

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<v Speaker 1>But people on the text board weren't one hundred percent thrilled.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shocking. Guess what, people who aren't happy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not either.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's not very nice to yell back at the

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<v Speaker 1>people who aren't happy. They're just giving us feedback. On

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<v Speaker 1>the show. One person even said, I need to tell

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<v Speaker 1>my therapist about what Brooke just did because that traumatized

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<v Speaker 1>me forever. And that's from your son Adler. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>good that he already has a therapist.

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<v Speaker 2>So well we started me on.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is, we may have a chance for redemption

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<v Speaker 1>for you, Brook because now you have the opportunity to

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<v Speaker 1>bring two x's back together for the haliday. You do

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<v Speaker 1>not want to go over to today.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's not because the thing is is if I

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<v Speaker 3>failed this, then I'm an even bigger jerky. Wait, we

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<v Speaker 3>have two axes that already want to get back together,

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<v Speaker 3>or we have one ax who wants to get back together.

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<v Speaker 1>One guy wants you to help her get back together.

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<v Speaker 1>Jay is hoping that you can work some magic today.

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<v Speaker 1>He emailed the show looking for Brooks help. Let's punch

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<v Speaker 1>him up. Hey, Jay, welcome to Brooke gets you back

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<v Speaker 1>together for the holidays?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, how are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't have a lot of time here.

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<v Speaker 3>I need a quick I mean honestly, I need a

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<v Speaker 3>quick rundown of give me three highlights of the relationship

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<v Speaker 3>and why it ended.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, wait, let's start with her name so Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>can write it down and not forget it like she

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<v Speaker 1>did with the one.

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<v Speaker 2>The important back. I would really blow it if I called.

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<v Speaker 1>Her what's your ex's name?

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<v Speaker 4>Jenna?

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, write it down, Brook, Okay. How long were you

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<v Speaker 1>and Jenna together?

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<v Speaker 4>Three years?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>In those three years, what did you love about Jenna

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<v Speaker 3>and your relationship?

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<v Speaker 4>I love that she was a book reader, so she

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<v Speaker 4>was very knowledgeable.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she could read.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did you love about your relationship together?

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<v Speaker 1>She had a lot to talk about interest, chatty, Kathy,

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then she was supportive, honestly did everything for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>This is also sweet. Actually, I want you guys to

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<v Speaker 2>be back together. Why did it end? This is what

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, I got really into watching European soccer, and since

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<v Speaker 4>they play in Europe, I'd be going to bars like

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<v Speaker 4>at like five in the morning to watch a match

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<v Speaker 4>to drink, and it just wasn't healthy.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't coming with you to the bars at five

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<v Speaker 1>am to.

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<v Speaker 2>Support you and your those games. I'm having a hard

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<v Speaker 2>time believing.

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<v Speaker 3>That she dumped you because you liked European soccer too much.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't. I guess I didn't pay enough attention to her,

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<v Speaker 4>and so she broke up with me eight months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to that maturity, though, in the realization.

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<v Speaker 1>What's changed in the last eight months from then until now?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, I got back into the gym. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>even doing a book club because I know she loves books.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, is so cute? Does this have to do

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<v Speaker 2>with the soccer season ending.

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<v Speaker 1>Or because we don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, I'm not a huge reader. But it's me showing

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<v Speaker 4>her that I want to talk to her more about

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<v Speaker 4>stuff and I want to do things that she likes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and better yourself. I love this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I even changed my name. It used to be Kenny,

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<v Speaker 4>but yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The name are you? Are you named Kenneth? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Jay. Remember I wrote his name is

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<v Speaker 1>j you know.

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<v Speaker 4>But but I changes to Ja like Gatsby. You're that's

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<v Speaker 4>one of her favorite books, The Great Gatsby, And he

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<v Speaker 4>changed his name to Jay in the book as well,

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<v Speaker 4>to create a new, like a better identity for himself.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's what I want to do, you know, for love.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, did she She doesn't know that I changed

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<v Speaker 3>my name.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet, So Kenny is important here, Brooks. You're going to

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<v Speaker 2>be the one to tell her for the first Okay, his.

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<v Speaker 3>Name for her? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Please a lot? Yeah? Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>If you can't be convinced to give me another chance,

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<v Speaker 4>especially for the holidays, because it's been three years since

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<v Speaker 4>I spent one single and not having her.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, because you broke up eight months ago. So this

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<v Speaker 3>is your first holiday by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, got it. So we're running out of time. We

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<v Speaker 1>do already have Jenna on the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been waiting again to talk to us. She just

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know why she's on the phone yet. She has

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<v Speaker 1>not been hearing any of this. So we're gonna punch

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<v Speaker 1>her up and let you talk to her. Ready, all right, Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna patch you down and we're gonna punch up Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Brooke, go ahead, talk to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Jenna, it's Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you so good? Welcome to the show. I

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<v Speaker 2>think we have fantastic news for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, great, that's a big promise.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, do you think that because like, okay, so we've

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<v Speaker 3>heard your single.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that true? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>That is true?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And the person we heard that from is someone who

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<v Speaker 3>definitely does not want you to be single, someone who

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<v Speaker 3>is very interested in you. Okay, and I know you

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<v Speaker 3>have never met before, but they said that you're super smart,

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<v Speaker 3>you're really interesting, you have so much to talk about

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<v Speaker 3>and add to a relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>They just can't stop thinking of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Not in a creepy way, no, in.

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<v Speaker 3>A positive way, in like the cutest way ever, because

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<v Speaker 3>you actually know this person.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this one of my coworkers?

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<v Speaker 3>Because oh my gosh, I'm thinking about it's a really

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<v Speaker 3>cute one. Oh no, no, better better than your coworker,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's someone that you have.

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<v Speaker 2>Loved in your life. Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 3>And they realize that maybe in your relationship that you

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<v Speaker 3>had with them before, they didn't pay enough attention to you,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're really regretful of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, is this Kenny, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Technically it used to be Kenny.

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<v Speaker 1>Keny dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen listen, Kenny has a chance his personality.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm literally saying that, because he is doing everything

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<v Speaker 3>in his power to show you and himself that he

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<v Speaker 3>is a new, improved person. Even he's gone so far

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<v Speaker 3>as to change his name. So Kenny Kenny is now

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<v Speaker 3>J and J is awesome. I am so confused. Why

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<v Speaker 3>would he do that.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a thoughtful guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, he's gone so far as to not only

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<v Speaker 3>did he start a book club. But he remembered that

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<v Speaker 3>your favorite book, or one of your favorite books, was

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<v Speaker 3>The Great Gatsby. So that's why he chose the name Jay,

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<v Speaker 3>because that is a character who transforms in that book.

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<v Speaker 2>What is happening?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you serious? Yes, he likes you. He just wants

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<v Speaker 3>to try it one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you say that higher, pitch Brook?

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<v Speaker 2>No, Kenny can though, j J tell.

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<v Speaker 4>Her, Yeah, I want you back a little.

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<v Speaker 2>More romantic than that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, honey, honey, this this is you know, I can't

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<v Speaker 4>do another Christmas about you. I just you know, anas

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<v Speaker 4>of my life and you know I've made all these

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<v Speaker 4>changes and I'll do anything for you.

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<v Speaker 1>He totally didn't read that out of a book, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, that was from.

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<v Speaker 3>Romantic.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know what to say right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. I know this is probably really overwhelming, Jenna. We

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<v Speaker 1>kind of blindsided you with this with your ex boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, I wantn't answer, Jess.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what I'm getting to is. The name of

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<v Speaker 1>this segment is Brooke gets you back together for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're hoping that you are going to be open

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<v Speaker 1>to getting back with your new and improved ex Jay.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think, Jenna, are you willing to give

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<v Speaker 1>your ex another shot?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, he sounds like he's making really good

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<v Speaker 4>choices and that was the reason we broke up was

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<v Speaker 4>that he wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>So the love never died.

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<v Speaker 1>Something they say a lot of it is timing, So

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<v Speaker 1>maybe this is the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, He's ready, He's ready Christmas? Is I think I am?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm willing to try.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, congratulations, it sounds like you two is so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna at least meet and see how it feels,

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<v Speaker 1>and if it works out, then one hundred percent of

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<v Speaker 1>the credit goes to Brook.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, JEFFI refuse and never call you back, so we

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<v Speaker 1>never know. Oh my god, how does that sound? It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds great?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you too are so cute that I

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<v Speaker 3>guarantee there's thousands of listeners texting their X right now,

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<v Speaker 3>which is not always a good idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, would you mind call me by my new name?

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<v Speaker 4>Like I just I would love to hear it? Jay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we better hang up with.

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<v Speaker 3>On the phone before we have more vowels and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 3>in the morning, Well, another one in the bag.

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<v Speaker 2>That was Brook breaks you up.

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<v Speaker 3>And I have a lot of mixed feelings about this segment.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't love doing it often.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I also think that, like, if you're not

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<v Speaker 2>meant to be with someone, you should break it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I hate when I've watched friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Stay in relationships that aren't going anywhere, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>you're wasting your time, You're wasting your pretty move on.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna stop cheating on me after the fourth time?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, promise, So you know, as sad as it can be,

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<v Speaker 3>I also think that it's usually for the best.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you prefer doing. Brook breaks you up or

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<v Speaker 2>Brook gets you back together?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. In the middle of the intimate.

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<v Speaker 3>Comes with your intimate life, flakes up with you in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning, just me in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. Do we get any comment? Yes, we did, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Said, whoever came up with this segment, genius.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's slow it down a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Someone said, please get Alexus to break someone up. Let

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<v Speaker 5>me tell you would end up married or I.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel like you just probably moved cities. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I could change it. I'll change your name, your identity,

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<v Speaker 2>sneak out in the middle of the night, I like it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well there it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely leave your comments and hit that subscribe button. Thanks

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<v Speaker 3>for being here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.