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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from MTV's

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Speaker 1: Girl Code Jamie Lee with Joe De Rosa, February thirteenth

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Speaker 1: through fifteenth. Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or

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Speaker 1: four to five to eighty nine, seven thousands on the twenties. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello is um Caroli there? Uh? I mean my name

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Speaker 1: is Carol? All right? Yeah, that's who is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You're the person who's supposed to talk to you. All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go, um. Ell is for the way you

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Speaker 1: look at me? Oh is Oh, I can't even do this?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? My name is Buttons. I'm a clown.

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to be singing you like a Valentine's

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Speaker 1: Day love O Graham from your husband. My husband hired you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I got a website and people log on and then

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Speaker 1: they call their loved ones and sing songs to them

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Speaker 1: or whatever. You know, just do all that sappy No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's just I can't. Life is just too

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Speaker 1: heavy right now for me to do that. Okay. I

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Speaker 1: just feel like, you know, it's like love, Like what

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Speaker 1: am I supposed to say about it? You know? Just

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Speaker 1: me and I guess if you don't have anything to

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Speaker 1: say about it. You really shouldn't be the guy who

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Speaker 1: tries to get people to hire him. Yeah, but about it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I gotta make some money somehow. I mean, all

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Speaker 1: I'm doing is performing at kids parties and then singing

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Speaker 1: these stupid happy telegram thing So well, I mean, you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to be an expert, right, like, if you're getting

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Speaker 1: hired to do it. I'll tell you what I'm an

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Speaker 1: expert in. I'm an expert up, That's what I'm an

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Speaker 1: expert in. I mean everything I touched hers? You know, good?

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Speaker 1: Luckily your relationship after speaking about Okay, whoam I used

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Speaker 1: to I? You know I used to have somebody that

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Speaker 1: one up too? Okay, it was either her or the

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Speaker 1: white powder you know WHOA you know what I think?

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Speaker 1: I'm no, you know what I feel like? Your husband

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Speaker 1: paid money for me to call you and sing you

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Speaker 1: this telegram, so I should probably probably try to deliver

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Speaker 1: on it. Can you tell me how much you paid you?

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Speaker 1: I just get enough money to get smokes out of

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Speaker 1: this whole deal. Basic, Okay, I think I should go.

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Speaker 1: Now do me a favorite, don't hang up. I need

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Speaker 1: someone right now? Oh oh, do you want me to

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Speaker 1: support you? There will be nice. It'd be nice for

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Speaker 1: a change. You think I get so much as I Hey,

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Speaker 1: thank you from all these little brats that I have

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Speaker 1: to entertain heard about your job, So probably not. You

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Speaker 1: probably traumatize them and they have to go to therapy

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Speaker 1: because of your effect. I guess I'll tell you that

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Speaker 1: I live in my car. I'll tell you that you

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Speaker 1: didn't tell me that. I don't actually feel like that's

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Speaker 1: appropriate information. I mean, think how I'm the lady that

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Speaker 1: you were hired to call and make feel better. Yeah, buns,

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Speaker 1: the clown king of the park and ride. That's where

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Speaker 1: I'm sleeping. Yeah, okay, hey, look I'll let you go

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Speaker 1: in a second. But I was just thinking about the

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Speaker 1: whole car thing brings me my next point. Um, could

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Speaker 1: I maybe bum a few bucks off you for gas?

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Speaker 1: H No, well you can't. I'm about a day away

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Speaker 1: from doing unspeakable things in an alley just to try

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Speaker 1: to get some gas in my take. All right, you

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Speaker 1: know what this is? This is, this conversation is over

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm done talking to you, all right. Before

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Speaker 1: I let you go, I need to tell you one thing,

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Speaker 1: just one thing. It's important. What I need to tell

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Speaker 1: you that this is actually a prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jubil from Brook and Jewil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving at your two point five doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. What do you remember your husband Max

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Speaker 1: wanted me to set you up. Oh my god, he said,

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Speaker 1: the most romantic thing he could think of to do

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Speaker 1: on this occasion was to phone tap you. That sweet romance.

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Speaker 1: Like counseling a depressed clown Week up every morning with

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Speaker 1: weekday morning. He was out the twenties, Holy On removing

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five