Speaker 1: Look out. It's only films to be buried with. Hello,
Speaker 1: and welcome to films to be buried with. My name
Speaker 1: is Brett Goldstein. I'm a comedian, an actor, a writer,
Speaker 1: a director, a marker, and I love films. As Albert
Speaker 1: Camu once said, seeking what is true is not seeking
Speaker 1: what is desirable. You may wish to believe that Greece
Speaker 1: too is rubbish, but it's really a magical work of
Speaker 1: absolute magic, and you're a full to sleep on it. Wow,
Speaker 1: hardcore words from Albert Camu. There don't disagree. Every week
Speaker 1: I'm by a special guest over I tell them they've died.
Speaker 1: Then I get them to discuss their life through the
Speaker 1: films that meant the most of them. Previous guests include
Speaker 1: Mark Frost, Barry Jenkins, Sharon Stone and even But this
Speaker 1: week it's the wonderful comedian Fortune Thimster. Head over to
Speaker 1: the Patrin at patreon dot com forward slash Brett Goldstein,
Speaker 1: where you'll get an extra twenty minutes of stuff with Fortune.
Speaker 1: She tells a secret. We talk about the best beginnings
Speaker 1: and endings. You also get the whole episode, uncut, an
Speaker 1: ad free and as a video. Check it out over
Speaker 1: at patreon dot com forward slash Brett Goldstein, so Fortune
Speaker 1: Themester is a fucking brilliant stand up. We became friends
Speaker 1: in La when we did some gigs together. She's so funny,
Speaker 1: she's so brilliant. She does a podcast called Handsome with
Speaker 1: Tignataro and Mae Martin. She is in Fuba with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 1: She's on tour at the minute. She's an absolute delay.
Speaker 1: We recorded this on Zoom a few weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: I really think you're gonna love it. So that is
Speaker 1: it for now. I very much hope you enjoy episode
Speaker 1: two hundred and seventy eight of Films to be Buried With. Hello,
Speaker 1: and welcome to Films to be Buried With. It is
Speaker 1: me Brett Goldstein, and I am joined today by an actor,
Speaker 1: a podcast a right, a producer, a creator, a superstar,
Speaker 1: a legend, one of the finest stand ups to have
Speaker 1: ever stood up and walked about the stage occasionally whilst
Speaker 1: holding a mic, a lover, a pacifist, a best friend,
Speaker 1: Ivanna Schwarzenegger, and Mavis Antigu and myself included. She's here,
Speaker 1: She's there, and she's also here. Please welcome to the shower.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we've got it's Fortune. Fis there?
Speaker 2: What's up? Britt? I mean, I was most excited for
Speaker 2: this intro and you did not fail me.
Speaker 3: That was pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it. You're easy to
Speaker 1: do a long, long intro for how's it going Fortune?
Speaker 2: It's going good. I am in between cities. I was
Speaker 2: just on the road for two weeks and I'm about
Speaker 2: to go back.
Speaker 1: Is your current tour new show? Brand new? Half ready already?
Speaker 1: Where are you at with it?
Speaker 3: I'm about halfway through this tour.
Speaker 2: It's it's new as far as it's not from my
Speaker 2: last special. I'll be filming this one in like four months,
Speaker 2: five months.
Speaker 1: I'm also into a Fortune tell me a secret? How
Speaker 1: do you keep it fresh? How do you keep it fresh?
Speaker 3: Bruh?
Speaker 2: You know that is the that's the tricky part, because
Speaker 2: it's a lot of repetition. I kind of challenge myself
Speaker 2: with every show to be like, Okay, what new punchline
Speaker 2: can I add? I'm also throwing in some crowd work
Speaker 2: in between some of the jokes to keep myself on
Speaker 2: my toes and to make it more fun for me.
Speaker 2: So that helps with the material not feeling so repetitive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, all right, I do that.
Speaker 2: Did that help? Because you're on the road, You're killing
Speaker 2: it out there. Everybody's like, I gotta see Brett. He's
Speaker 2: so funny, sexy, and I want them to yell at me. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: You have this Uh, you're you're in many things, but
Speaker 2: your your character that people know you from recently is
Speaker 2: so such a curmudgeon and you're so delightful.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Fortune really me being delightful is the
Speaker 1: acting the rest of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was so happy when I met you. I
Speaker 3: don't remember. It might have been at the Largo we met.
Speaker 1: I believe it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you were someone I really love and you're
Speaker 2: even better in person.
Speaker 1: I feel the same about you. I feel you're wonderful.
Speaker 1: Now tell me can you talk? Are you sick of
Speaker 1: talking about your show? Friendship? Love? Affair with your boyfriend
Speaker 1: Dona Schwartzenegger is.
Speaker 3: No, I'm happy to talk about it.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things is just only pasting about
Speaker 1: you is one of my favorite things.
Speaker 3: Isn't that wild?
Speaker 2: I mean I never thought in a millionaires that would
Speaker 2: be the case. Like he and I come from very
Speaker 2: different backgrounds, were very different people. Yeah, he does, and
Speaker 2: he's great. I mean, we we really hit it off.
Speaker 2: We were in this show called Fu Bar Together on Netflix.
Speaker 2: It's this big action comedy series, and I certainly didn't
Speaker 2: expect to ever get cast in an action series. That
Speaker 2: was way down on my list of things I thought
Speaker 2: someone would think of me for. But it's actually one
Speaker 2: of the coolest things I've done. It was this huge,
Speaker 2: big budget, lots of explosion.
Speaker 1: Did stunts, stunts yourself.
Speaker 2: I ran towards the bar and then they yelled cut.
Speaker 2: Someone else jumped over it, but I ran bad.
Speaker 1: I ran.
Speaker 2: I did do some army crawling alongside arm with explosions.
Speaker 2: Their their form of explosions going off over our head.
Speaker 2: I did shoot the weapons myself, but as far as
Speaker 2: if anything required going off the ground, that's where I
Speaker 2: tapped out.
Speaker 1: Anything above half a fit. Yeah, is it your choice
Speaker 1: or was there anything they would have let you do?
Speaker 1: I'm sure you allowed to.
Speaker 3: I didn't get it. I didn't get a choice.
Speaker 2: They were just like, there's a very fit woman with
Speaker 2: a pillow in her belly and a crazy wig goes
Speaker 2: I'll take it.
Speaker 1: From me here, did you want to do any.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no one will know. Why am I going
Speaker 2: to put myself in danger? I'm a comedian who's trying
Speaker 2: to be an action star. But yeah, I hit it
Speaker 2: off with Arnold like day one because I didn't realize
Speaker 2: he was such a comedy fan. Yeah, he was good,
Speaker 2: very good friends with Milton Burrele And yeah, so you
Speaker 2: just go to the Friars Club a lot and got
Speaker 2: tips for his own comedies from Milton, and he just
Speaker 2: really loves.
Speaker 3: That for you know, that art form.
Speaker 2: So day one he was asking me about stand up
Speaker 2: and my process and.
Speaker 1: Right has he.
Speaker 2: Hasn't. No, there hasn't been an opportunity since we finished filming.
Speaker 3: I'll have a show in la in March. Maybe he'll
Speaker 3: come to that.
Speaker 2: Or I'm going to do one in Toronto when we
Speaker 2: go back to film season two and May. Maybe he'll
Speaker 2: maybe he'll come. We'll see, Hey, Arnie, what you doing.
Speaker 2: But he is one of the busiest guys I've ever known.
Speaker 2: I mean, he still lives his life kind of like
Speaker 2: the governor. He's always going to events and always volunteering,
Speaker 2: and he still works out every day.
Speaker 1: And did you work out with him. I did, Yeah,
Speaker 1: how was that? Look at these I can see suck
Speaker 1: it out, get it out.
Speaker 2: I went to the famous gold Gym in Venice Beach
Speaker 2: with him, where he's like a legend, and you should
Speaker 2: see the men. I mean he goes all the time,
Speaker 2: so they're used to it. But there are occasional few
Speaker 2: nubies there and it's like every man, it just stops
Speaker 2: and like gas like Arnold, and it's pretty funny to
Speaker 2: see the effect he has on men. But you know,
Speaker 2: he does the heavy reps. And then I went after
Speaker 2: him and he would take the pen. I mean not
Speaker 2: that I can do anything what he does. I mean,
Speaker 2: come on, but he would go to like a fifteen
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, give me, I can get more
Speaker 2: than a fifteen pounds twenty six Yeah, hold on, Arnold.
Speaker 2: But you know he's like, it's all in the form.
Speaker 2: Come on, get it, Donald, you got it, let's go.
Speaker 2: But I will say this about him because obviously he's
Speaker 2: very into fitness, he's very health conscious. He's never once
Speaker 2: made me feel you'll like, because I always like, oh
Speaker 2: I gotta work out, I'm so fat. He has never
Speaker 2: made me like feel fat or gross.
Speaker 3: He makes me always.
Speaker 2: He's like a person that makes everybody feel very good.
Speaker 2: He's like a motivational guy. He's never like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: need to give you to the you go, don't do that,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: He's just like, you're great, you're beautiful. Keep doing what
Speaker 3: if you want.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it so much.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Other question for you about touring. I did ask you briefly,
Speaker 1: how do you maintain a marriage when you're touring all
Speaker 1: the time? Any secret? It's not that I'm married. Just
Speaker 1: for the listener who might be married. Marriage when you're
Speaker 1: touring comic.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it really depends on who you're
Speaker 3: married to.
Speaker 2: That is a big part of the puzzle, because yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, interesting you're saying. So hang on, you're saying people
Speaker 1: are different.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, okay, that's the hard I am
Speaker 2: very lucky that I'm married to someone who really understands
Speaker 2: that this is my love, this is my passion. She
Speaker 2: knows I'm a workhorse. I love to work. I get
Speaker 2: a lot of joy out of working. So she's never
Speaker 2: trying to dim that light. Obviously, there are times when
Speaker 2: you know she's like, okay, can we can we not
Speaker 2: have a show on my birthday this year, and I'm
Speaker 2: like that's fair, or like, can we can we take
Speaker 2: a vacation that doesn't include you know, a theater somewhere
Speaker 2: fair enough? So you know, it helps when they communicate
Speaker 2: their needs and you listen when you know. It took
Speaker 2: me doing three years of shows on her birthday to
Speaker 2: be like, oh yeah, don't do a show on your birthday.
Speaker 3: So I'm not like perfect.
Speaker 1: Can you enjoy your holiday a proper holiday with no
Speaker 1: gigs or just do you go insane?
Speaker 3: It's hard.
Speaker 2: I go in my head, I'm like I could have
Speaker 2: done the show here and that would have been great
Speaker 2: to check off another market, made a little few bucks,
Speaker 2: made people laugh. You know, what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: There's a wasted trip.
Speaker 1: What we're doing on this beautiful Caribbean island. Surely they
Speaker 1: need comedy here.
Speaker 3: Surely they need to laugh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard, but you have to just go all right,
Speaker 2: I need to chill because your brain does need to rest,
Speaker 2: your your body needs a minute. It is good for
Speaker 2: you to have a step away from it for a
Speaker 2: second to be able to not burn out. You take
Speaker 2: because you're going on the road pretty hard right now,
Speaker 2: Do you take a minute or you just like full
Speaker 2: steam ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm a bad at time. Off. I did it. I
Speaker 1: did a film, and I've done all this. I've been
Speaker 1: working like insane, insane, insane, NonStop. And then I had
Speaker 1: one day off and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the day off and I'm going to rest.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. Had a nervous breakdown. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: lost my fucking mind. I was like, this is fat,
Speaker 1: this is fa. I was like staring at the ceiling right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like that too. And now that there's
Speaker 2: another person in my life that I need to be
Speaker 2: aware of, I'm like, all right, let's go act like
Speaker 2: a human being prop for dinner or something like that.
Speaker 1: Fine, we'll use.
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: And my wife calls me the hardest working, laziest person
Speaker 2: she knows because I'm like always working. And then when
Speaker 2: I like on a Sunday, when I fly back in,
Speaker 2: I'm just like on the couch like like don't do
Speaker 2: not disturb. She's like, are you good put your dishes
Speaker 2: in the sink?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, you know how hard of it work. I
Speaker 1: can't put dishes away.
Speaker 2: My hands hurt from holding a microphone.
Speaker 1: You know the bit where you have to screw the
Speaker 1: mics stand together. My hands have blistered.
Speaker 2: Oh I can't wash plates.
Speaker 1: I need my precious hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad you I'm glad. You get it.
Speaker 1: No, I get it. I get it. Fortunately, I've forgotten
Speaker 1: to tell you something, though, and it's quite bad that
Speaker 1: I haven't told you this. I feel like a dummy
Speaker 1: for not having said it earlier. And I guess I
Speaker 1: guess I should just come out and say it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'll just say it. You've died.
Speaker 3: No, you're dead, so I'm a ghost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what else? How did you die? How
Speaker 1: did you die?
Speaker 2: Well? It was pretty tragic because it was way before
Speaker 2: my time. It was not as young as like the
Speaker 2: legendary rock stars that die at twenty seven. This was
Speaker 2: more of like her hairs turning gray. She's not old,
Speaker 2: but she's not young, and there's still some good years
Speaker 2: ahead of her. She was grilling outside. Oh, she was
Speaker 2: like forty. We'll say forty.
Speaker 1: That still seems tragically young.
Speaker 2: That's young, right, she was grilling outside a very that's
Speaker 2: a pretty fun activity. You know you're gonna get a treat, Yeah,
Speaker 2: even though you're having to make it. It's better on someone
Speaker 2: else does, but like dagging me, like can you please
Speaker 2: do something? I go, fine, my hand's hurt, but okay,
Speaker 2: I'll go grill even though I this his right hand
Speaker 2: is not great and making making burgers and uh, you
Speaker 2: know have the little pokey thing that using a grill
Speaker 2: like for hot dogs and stuff.
Speaker 1: You poke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm poking a hot dog and my hand cramped.
Speaker 2: Brett and I go out and and it sta, I
Speaker 2: stabbed myself.
Speaker 1: You stabbed yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And as I'm dying, I'm like, I told you
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be doing things in the house when I'm
Speaker 2: home from break.
Speaker 3: And my wife feels like, really those are your last words?
Speaker 2: And then I go, oh, you're right. I love you
Speaker 2: as well. So I did get that out. I did
Speaker 2: get that out before I done.
Speaker 1: And you're like, I shouldn't have said that as well.
Speaker 2: It was it was like it was like I love you,
Speaker 2: it would have been. And she's like, as well.
Speaker 1: As well as as you stabbed yourself, was.
Speaker 2: Just like, do you really is this really the moment
Speaker 2: you need to tell me that I was wrong?
Speaker 1: I told you so yeah, yeah, God that's a complicated death.
Speaker 1: And then I imagine you've sort of collapsed onto the grill.
Speaker 1: So it was like.
Speaker 3: I seared my cheek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was alive for that.
Speaker 1: Quite traumatic for your wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, she didn't love that. It was right on
Speaker 2: the there's some pineapple on the grill, and it was
Speaker 2: it kind of ruined her meal. She didn't eat anything,
Speaker 2: any of it, any of it, which I was like,
Speaker 2: So then I died in vain. You didn't even enjoy
Speaker 2: a nice dinner.
Speaker 1: That's horrible. M hm. I'm so sorry. Do you worry
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: I try not to think of it too much, but
Speaker 2: it does creep in a little bit more than I expected.
Speaker 2: The older I get. Yeah, now that I have like
Speaker 2: things in my life that mean a lot to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my grill, my wife.
Speaker 1: My dog, the peky thing for the grill.
Speaker 2: Dog that's right here asleep. I want to be around
Speaker 2: for these guys. I mean, he well, you know he
Speaker 2: might not be around as well, as long as we
Speaker 2: don't need to tell him that. I'm not planning to
Speaker 2: do anything.
Speaker 1: Jesus, he's going.
Speaker 2: He's going out of that grill, the grill of death.
Speaker 1: What do you think happens when you die?
Speaker 3: I mean, I definitely.
Speaker 2: I was raised in the South, so the church was
Speaker 2: a part of my life. I'm not a church gal
Speaker 2: by any means, nor do I consider myself religious. I'm
Speaker 2: definitely more on the spiritual side. So I think the
Speaker 2: optimist in me hopes that there is some sort of
Speaker 2: afterlife that we don't just turn to dust. And I
Speaker 2: also was very close with my grandmother, so I have
Speaker 2: this like hope that one day I get to see
Speaker 2: her again. So even if that's all rubbish, it makes
Speaker 2: you feel good to feel like that's that there's something
Speaker 2: something good at the end of all this. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: not rubbish, it's true, true, there is a heaven.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. They're so happy to see you. Even though
Speaker 1: their nickname for you is dog killer. They no, they
Speaker 1: love you up there.
Speaker 2: Nonetheless, I don't want to get anywhere near a grill
Speaker 2: when I have my dog with me.
Speaker 1: They've made that a rule. And Helen, it's filled with
Speaker 1: your favorite thing. What's your favorite thing? Oh?
Speaker 2: Food, Okay, food everywhere. It's like hamburgers, food, bad tie,
Speaker 2: all the bad stuff, all the stuff that in this
Speaker 2: life makes you fat. You need as much as you
Speaker 2: want of it up there, because you're already dead.
Speaker 1: That yeah, it's a food court. None of it. None
Speaker 1: of it's bad for you. It's fucking delicious. And they're
Speaker 1: very excited to see you. They're so excited for you.
Speaker 1: And there's such a big I love the.
Speaker 2: Idea that heaven is a food court of the mall.
Speaker 2: You've made it, Bud.
Speaker 1: But it's the same lighting really.
Speaker 2: Bright, really right really whoa whoa, And it's like around
Speaker 2: the world dishes and express is up, there's tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But it's good for you. I mean it's not bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Kill me?
Speaker 3: I'm in heaven.
Speaker 1: But they want to talk about your life fortune. They
Speaker 1: want to talk about your life three films. The first
Speaker 1: thing they asked you is what's the first film you
Speaker 1: remember seeing.
Speaker 2: For the first film, I always watched the movies that
Speaker 2: I wasn't supposed to watch, Like my parents didn't really
Speaker 2: track it, like they were kind of like, yeah, like whatever,
Speaker 2: just watch a movie. I don't know why this. I
Speaker 2: know this isn't the first movie I ever saw, but
Speaker 2: it's the one that stuck with me. Was Crocodile Dundee.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that makes sense, And I think it stuck
Speaker 2: with me because the beautiful woman in the film had
Speaker 2: this very specific bathing suit. She was like gathering water
Speaker 2: and it was very high waisted like and you didn't
Speaker 2: see those kind of baithen suits back then. And the
Speaker 2: little gay in me that didn't know I was a
Speaker 2: little gay was like, whoa, what is this? Yeah, So
Speaker 2: I clocked that movie pretty early on.
Speaker 1: I remember that bathing suit. I think that's the ending
Speaker 1: I remember from that film, right knife. But I think
Speaker 1: I believe that crocodiles and married married, Really I believe.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: I hope I'm right on that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like guy, I hope so. Because she
Speaker 2: was beautiful. Want I rooted for them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the movie.
Speaker 3: I wish I could say that.
Speaker 2: I know I wanted to have like a better film
Speaker 2: for you, like something that was never like elevated.
Speaker 1: You know, No, I'd much rather you answeries Someone's bikini
Speaker 1: and in Australia, in sexist Australian.
Speaker 3: Film, Thank you, I'm here to fully Let's that I
Speaker 3: really don't remember.
Speaker 2: Oh. I know another movie that made an impact on me,
Speaker 2: The Sound of Music. It was a musical movie.
Speaker 1: Speaking of sexy movies, go come on now.
Speaker 2: I watched that over and over and over and again,
Speaker 2: and I memorized all the songs and would sing.
Speaker 3: Them all the time around the house.
Speaker 2: I always fast forward it through the part where she
Speaker 2: because the movie was in two parts, it came back
Speaker 2: and she was like like the monastery or whatever.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is boring.
Speaker 2: Let's get through this. Let's get to the good stuff.
Speaker 2: And when I lived in Europe for a year and
Speaker 2: I went to Austria and I was twenty two at
Speaker 2: the time. I went on a Sound of Music tour
Speaker 2: by myself with a bunch of like six strangers. They
Speaker 2: were all like seventy five years old. I'm twenty two
Speaker 2: and We're in a van driving through the countries side
Speaker 2: of Austria with like there's a sad sort of clinging
Speaker 2: in the cluck in the hole in the bous and
Speaker 2: the steeple too, and I'm like singing along and the
Speaker 2: heels are alive. And we went to all well, thanks Red.
Speaker 2: I went all to the Sound of Music and we
Speaker 2: went to all the spots and we ate apple Strudel
Speaker 2: and the old couple. One of the old couples felt
Speaker 2: bad for me because I was alone, Like, who's this
Speaker 2: youngster with no friends and asked if I wanted to
Speaker 2: eat apple strudle with them.
Speaker 3: So it was a very impactful.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I apple struddle with them, very into with them, and
Speaker 2: then we had a key party and yeah, we definitely three.
Speaker 1: Now. It was a very afformative time.
Speaker 2: It was they showed me the ways of they were
Speaker 2: older and experienced. I was long impressionable.
Speaker 1: Well, you know for me to say, but that's Europe
Speaker 1: for you, is it?
Speaker 2: That is you.
Speaker 3: Guys want to come back to my hostel.
Speaker 1: Everywhere you go you can't without being up into in Europe?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is the film that made you cry the most?
Speaker 1: Do you like crier? Are you a crier? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm like a crier, like not just I'm
Speaker 2: not a person that's like known for like, oh you
Speaker 2: know fortune.
Speaker 3: She cries like, I'm not that kind of crier. But
Speaker 3: I am a cancer, So I am sensitive.
Speaker 2: You are.
Speaker 3: That's why I see.
Speaker 2: That's why I wear Simpatica, because you got that soul
Speaker 2: that us cancers have. I remember bawling watching Finding Neverland.
Speaker 3: Do you ever see that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sobbed during that. I sobbed during the movie.
Speaker 2: Getting in Cars with Boys two Barrymore movie because my
Speaker 2: mom and I at the time were having a complicated
Speaker 2: thing in that whole movie was about that. So finding
Speaker 2: Loverland was because she died in cancer, and then getting
Speaker 2: cars with boys was a complicated mother daughter relationship. So
Speaker 2: I was just like, this is hitting Duglass home.
Speaker 1: You were used to getting in cars with old couples.
Speaker 1: It wasn't completely of it.
Speaker 2: I went to the movie thinking it was gonna be
Speaker 2: a fun movie, and then I'm like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: around downer.
Speaker 3: You know where I cry the most.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I think this might be an altitude thing.
Speaker 2: But on planes, if I watch a movie that's somewhat sad,
Speaker 2: I will sob on a plane, like snot's going down
Speaker 2: my face.
Speaker 3: It's very embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I'm the same planes are killer. I don't know why
Speaker 1: it is. I'll cry anything on a plane. My question
Speaker 1: about Finding Neverland that I never understood. I've only seen
Speaker 1: it once, but I was confused by the ending because basically,
Speaker 1: Kate Winslet dies right and Johnny Depp says to her kids,
Speaker 1: she's in Neverland now and if you ever want to
Speaker 1: see her, just go to Neverland. And I'm like, as
Speaker 1: he just said, kill yourselves if you want to see
Speaker 1: your Yeah, what what was the message here?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Was he trying to say in your
Speaker 3: imagination that never lands.
Speaker 1: In your No, I think he was saying. I think
Speaker 1: he was saying, it's a real place to kill.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Never.
Speaker 3: I didn't pick up on that. I was too busy sobbing.
Speaker 2: I feel like there was another movie, there was another
Speaker 2: movie about someone dying of cancer, like, oh, well, I mean, hello,
Speaker 2: still Magnoia's.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, still Southern gal like me?
Speaker 2: That was our Like that was our movie. And she's
Speaker 2: like it should have been me, you know, it's uh
Speaker 2: Sally And she's like and her friends just like crying
Speaker 2: and they're holding their like Kleenex in their hand, like
Speaker 2: those Southern women do the snotty Kleenex, And oh that
Speaker 2: one got me.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants to see Julie Roberts.
Speaker 1: Diet Too Pretty today? What about scared? What's the film
Speaker 1: that's scared you know most? Do you like being scared?
Speaker 1: Do you like being scared? Do you like being scared?
Speaker 2: I don't love being scared. I'm not a big scary
Speaker 2: movie yell for sure. I was terrified watching Jaws. I
Speaker 2: mean I don't think I've been in the ocean since
Speaker 2: I just yeah, I like put my little shoes in
Speaker 2: the water and then I'm good. Jaws scared the crap
Speaker 2: out of me because I felt like that was a
Speaker 2: real thing that could happen, and the Wizard of Oz
Speaker 2: scared me pretty early on. I had nightmares as a
Speaker 2: kid at like a big witch was coming over the
Speaker 2: banister and to get me.
Speaker 3: And never wanted a two story house after that, and.
Speaker 1: Ever since then we've lived in bungalows.
Speaker 2: We're more of a ranch gap. I'm a ranch gal now.
Speaker 1: What. But what's a film that you love? It is
Speaker 1: not critically acclaimed, most people don't like it, but you
Speaker 1: love it unconsistently.
Speaker 2: Hmmm. I mean, I feel like the ones that Finding
Speaker 2: Neverland and all those stuff can already go into that category.
Speaker 2: Comedies are never critically acclaimed, which I think is wild.
Speaker 2: They're always like this was too silly for my taste,
Speaker 2: Like I love Zulander, you know, and they're like, this is.
Speaker 1: Too many jokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is ridiculous, And I'm like crying laughing in
Speaker 2: the movie theater watching Zoolander.
Speaker 3: Because it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: It's funny that I can't imagine that Zoolander was critically acclaimed,
Speaker 2: was it.
Speaker 1: I think it was well pretty well received. But you're right,
Speaker 1: comedies never get never.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I thought that I like, I like dumb
Speaker 2: movies like that, like Super Silly Anchorman, those kind of things,
Speaker 2: these broad characters that are ridiculous.
Speaker 1: We talked about this on the on the podcast before.
Speaker 1: But my question to you is wherever the big broad
Speaker 1: character films gone? And are you going to save cinema?
Speaker 2: I mean, Bret, I am trying so hard. I have
Speaker 2: been writing movies for the last like six years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have four, I mean I'm biased. I have three
Speaker 2: or four that I think. I see some of the
Speaker 2: garbage that gets made, and I go, I've got four
Speaker 2: movies here that would blow that out of the water
Speaker 2: if somebody would just let me make them. And I
Speaker 2: have one that's on the like five yard line right
Speaker 2: now that me and my very dear friend Jillian Bell
Speaker 2: are trying to get off the ground and it is
Speaker 2: a big broad comedy, super funny, and I know people
Speaker 2: would enjoy it if we can get it made.
Speaker 3: So fingers crossed, I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: Why I feel like not enough of comedians in my
Speaker 2: generation have been allowed to break out in the movies.
Speaker 2: They kind of keep going back to the same like
Speaker 2: four people, four to eight people. Yeah, for every movie
Speaker 2: comedy that's allowed to get made, and you go, let's
Speaker 2: let some people in our group break out in the
Speaker 2: movie world. But you know, comedies in general aren't getting
Speaker 2: made as much as they used to.
Speaker 3: So that's part of it.
Speaker 1: You're going to say, cinema, I believe in you. Well done,
Speaker 1: by the way, well done, any advance.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: What is the film that you used to love? You
Speaker 1: loved it, love it no more?
Speaker 2: Oh god, that could be so there could be so
Speaker 2: many movies that I'm sure don't hold up. No, I'm
Speaker 2: not one that really goes back to movies and watches
Speaker 2: them for a second time. So I'm sure there are
Speaker 2: plenty in that category, but I haven't watched them. I mean,
Speaker 2: this is gonna sound bad because it's such a beloved movie,
Speaker 2: but I went back and watched Caddyshack, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, this is I don't love this as much as
Speaker 3: I remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I don't know, I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: just me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that's you. I think most eighties
Speaker 1: comedies have issues. No, you can pick pretty and a
Speaker 1: large number of comedies for the eighties and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh well they were allowed to make such crazy movies,
Speaker 2: you know. Now It's like, wait, you have a crazy
Speaker 2: you have a broad idea of things.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, no, thank you. What is the
Speaker 1: film that means the most to you? Not necessarily the
Speaker 1: film itself it's special, but the experience you had around
Speaker 1: seeing it will always make it meaningful to you.
Speaker 2: Okay, please, I really loved it. And maybe this again
Speaker 2: is my southern influence. The movie frad Green Tomatoes.
Speaker 1: Love that film.
Speaker 2: I love that film a bit because I think that
Speaker 2: seeing two strong female characters like have this like special relationship.
Speaker 2: Even though the book there's like more lesbian undertones there,
Speaker 2: they didn't really hit that over the head in this film,
Speaker 2: But I just love that that friendship you didn't get
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 3: But that Beaches is another one. I was always just
Speaker 3: like a.
Speaker 2: Big fan of like strong female leads exploring a friendship.
Speaker 2: That friendship going through different challenges and coming back around
Speaker 2: being there for each other like always just pulled at
Speaker 2: my heart strings.
Speaker 3: I think I stopped watching Beaches.
Speaker 1: Beaches is a killer beaches is meant to kill you though? Right?
Speaker 1: Is a precision to killing mischiefe?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden you go, did you
Speaker 3: have no money?
Speaker 2: And I can fly high than because you are the
Speaker 2: winds beneath my wings?
Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, can you imagine being the
Speaker 3: wind beneath someone's wings?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine having that much wind? That is?
Speaker 2: That's deep? So yeah, that one got me. Those two
Speaker 2: movies very influential. It know, it's a lesbian, but those
Speaker 2: planted some seeds for sure.
Speaker 1: Didn't know you could sing until today. Fortune. It's sort
Speaker 1: of changed everything. And now I'm like, when you say cinema,
Speaker 1: I hope it's in a musical. I hope.
Speaker 2: So let's first off, I gotta get cast in a
Speaker 2: movie for longer than eight minutes.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah sure, And then after that, let's have some singing.
Speaker 1: Yeah what if it's twenty five minutes and twenty one minutes?
Speaker 1: Is you doing seven songs?
Speaker 3: Sign me up? Very great, different genres and everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm often cast as a person that comes
Speaker 2: in and is like ridiculous for like two scenes, and
Speaker 2: they're like that was amazing. Those the funniest thing I've
Speaker 2: ever seen. And then I'm like, can I be a
Speaker 2: bigger part next time? And they're like, we'll see.
Speaker 1: That was amazing. That was the best thing we've ever seen.
Speaker 1: You need to go home now. Please please stop coming
Speaker 1: back hard you to do?
Speaker 3: Please step away from craft services. You're done?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Well I got more where that came from.
Speaker 1: Were well away? You have more where that came from.
Speaker 1: Please leave the set trying to film? What is the
Speaker 1: filming most relate to Rudy.
Speaker 2: I'm Rudy. I didn't play on a football team, so
Speaker 2: I can't relate to it in that way. But I
Speaker 2: do feel like for a lot of my life I
Speaker 2: was the underdog. I was like that person that will
Speaker 2: like try, like try really hard, like I'm gonna work
Speaker 2: harder than everybody, but then you know, would like kind
Speaker 2: of fall short because I wasn't like the prettiest or
Speaker 2: the small the skinniest, or it wasn't.
Speaker 3: The like this or that, and I would it works
Speaker 3: so hard for that thing.
Speaker 2: And then finally, I don't remember when it was, there
Speaker 2: was a time sometime I think in like ninth or
Speaker 2: tenth grade, early high school I sort of finally broke
Speaker 2: that barrier where I was always like so close to
Speaker 2: getting something and wouldn't. And then all these people started
Speaker 2: to clock that like, oh this Fortune's working really hard,
Speaker 2: and you know, I started to get some traction. And
Speaker 2: then the older I got, like I started having these
Speaker 2: victorious moments. But it took a lot of you know,
Speaker 2: working really hard and getting told no and not getting
Speaker 2: the thing you really wanted to eventually get the victory.
Speaker 2: So it's a different I saw my so I saw
Speaker 2: myself as a rudy like figure in that like, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're I suppose movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but but I didn't play football.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: But you know what you did do? You made people happy.
Speaker 1: People laughed, they cried, they said sing louder, they figured.
Speaker 2: They took their jersey and put it on the desk, said,
Speaker 2: we're not playing less, Fortune's playing.
Speaker 1: I love it. Here we go, Fortune, and this is
Speaker 1: what people really are hit for. Okay, what's the sexiest film?
Speaker 1: And was it Roncadae Dundee.
Speaker 3: That was pretty sexy. I'm gonna say something.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say something that's not gonna be your typical
Speaker 2: sexy movie. No one else is gonna find this sexy whatsoever.
Speaker 3: Because like a e.
Speaker 2: When you think of sexy movie, you think of like,
Speaker 2: what's the movie with like Denise Richards and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you think of things like that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you came to that really fast, like my favorite movie.
Speaker 2: I thought this was the sexiest thing I've ever seen
Speaker 2: because I was so drawn to this person. There's a
Speaker 2: movie called While You Were Sleeping, not a sexy movie
Speaker 2: by any means.
Speaker 3: Sandra Bullock is the star of it.
Speaker 2: She's not a sexy character, but she was such a
Speaker 2: like quintessential like girl next Door peak Sandra Bullock rom
Speaker 2: com like so cute, so adorable.
Speaker 3: I thought it was the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: And I didn't know again I was gay, but that
Speaker 2: like I had a mad crush after that movie.
Speaker 1: Well you like I'd pretend to be in a coma
Speaker 1: to be with her, Yeah.
Speaker 2: For sure, for sure. Bed I was like, why can't
Speaker 2: I be in the hospital bed and wake up? And
Speaker 2: it's like who are you? And and she's like I'm
Speaker 2: your wife, and I'm like great, sounds good, sign me up.
Speaker 3: No questions asked.
Speaker 2: You know, you're not trying to remember how did this happen?
Speaker 2: Like you just go, yeah, is it.
Speaker 1: There's a sub categories to this question. Traveling bone is worrying.
Speaker 1: Why I done a film you found a rousing that
Speaker 1: you weren't sure you should.
Speaker 2: Hmmm, oh yeah, I got this.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: This movie aroused a lot of people, and uh, you,
Speaker 2: but you wouldn't have thinke, You wouldn't have thought it
Speaker 2: aroused a gal like me, are you ready for this?
Speaker 3: B hold on to your pantaloons. Magic my cue. I'm
Speaker 3: telling you.
Speaker 2: All the ladies, all the straight ladies in the in
Speaker 2: the theater were screaming and like yeah, I mean it
Speaker 2: was like girls going wild. They were losing their minds
Speaker 2: over all this gyrating. And I went with my straight
Speaker 2: friends thinking like this is for them. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: go for the popcorn. And I was like who. I
Speaker 2: was like fanning myself, like my collar's tight.
Speaker 3: Channing Tatum's like, you know, like dry hop and everything,
Speaker 3: and I was like into it.
Speaker 2: Many kind of has like in his little chaps and
Speaker 2: everybody's just dancing and gy writing, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be feeling the way I'm feeling, but I'm
Speaker 2: really into this.
Speaker 1: That is my Mikey's magic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he turned to lesbian I.
Speaker 1: Know a lot of straight men who feel the same
Speaker 1: way about Magic Mate.
Speaker 3: Is that how you felt when.
Speaker 1: They went for the girls in the audience and they
Speaker 1: stayed for the dry humping men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, look at all the oil and these muscles,
Speaker 2: those moves.
Speaker 1: You's got pants and talented dancers, very talented. Well done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, choreograph this, well done.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like this, I know this isn't this movie.
Speaker 1: Is not for me, but I'm in It's for everyone.
Speaker 1: That's a real what a wonderful thing. H It's a
Speaker 1: real universal film.
Speaker 2: Yes, so now so now I have a one of
Speaker 2: my male celebrity crushes. Now is Channing Tatum because of it?
Speaker 2: Respect that's me doing his moss. What is objectively the
Speaker 2: greatest film of all time? Oh no, I have your favorite,
Speaker 2: I know the greatest. I don't have elevated taste in movies.
Speaker 2: Let me preface all of this because I know that
Speaker 2: other people have really like amazing like they're like the Godfather,
Speaker 2: you know, something like that. I mean, I'm gonna I
Speaker 2: can't believe what I'm saying this, This can't come out
Speaker 2: of my mouth, but I guess the romantic in me
Speaker 2: just has to say The Titanic, The Titanic, except I
Speaker 2: don't like that. I think they made a mistake when
Speaker 2: they had Kate Winslet floating in the water. They made
Speaker 2: the board too big because everyone in their mother's like,
Speaker 2: he could have fit on that board.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know my theory of what happened.
Speaker 1: I think he absolutely could have fit on that board.
Speaker 1: It's very deliberate that the board is big enough for him.
Speaker 1: But he has over promised on the ship. He has
Speaker 1: set himself up like I'm going to be the greatest
Speaker 1: guy you'll ever know. They have the accident, they're in
Speaker 1: the water, and he thinks, God, if we make it
Speaker 1: back to land, there is no way I can live
Speaker 1: up to the image I've presented here. Interesting, I'm going
Speaker 1: to look like a gentleman and die here, and then
Speaker 1: she'll always think of me as a hero. But if
Speaker 1: you make it back to that, I will never be
Speaker 1: able to live up to the hype.
Speaker 2: You know, I can't say you're wrong. You might be
Speaker 2: on something. He's like, I can't possibly be this guy.
Speaker 2: She's very fancy able to like pay for.
Speaker 1: It's all well and good on this holiday, where like
Speaker 1: she's running away from the horrible man like, but we
Speaker 1: go back to land? What where we what was she
Speaker 1: going to stay in the fucking better breakfast with me
Speaker 1: instead of her mansion. She's gonna be happy, just fucking
Speaker 1: you know, got the post games with me and ship.
Speaker 1: She's a lady.
Speaker 3: She would dump him like too much into being on
Speaker 3: land and.
Speaker 1: You know how she's gonna remember him if he dies
Speaker 1: here while she's on a door.
Speaker 2: Man. That movie was great as far as like the
Speaker 2: romance and that story and rooting for two people.
Speaker 3: But you know, I'm not into horror movies.
Speaker 2: But one of the other best movies of all time
Speaker 2: that always sticks with me would probably be Silence in
Speaker 2: the Lambs.
Speaker 1: It's a fucking great film. That is. Yeah, that is
Speaker 1: a great film.
Speaker 2: That one. I mean, how do you freel hello, Clarice?
Speaker 2: I mean, come on and the brush catch any movie
Speaker 2: that you can just quote great movie?
Speaker 1: Psycho. What is the film you could have watched the
Speaker 1: most over and over again?
Speaker 2: The movie watched the most would be the Sound of Music,
Speaker 2: and that one was on repeat for so many years
Speaker 2: of my life. Comedy wise, though, Bridesmaids. I have watched
Speaker 2: that movie more times than I can count. It makes
Speaker 2: me laugh every time. I always find new jokes every
Speaker 2: time I watch the movie. And I worked with Kristen
Speaker 2: and Annie who wrote that movie, and they also I
Speaker 2: did a small part in this movie Barbin Star Go
Speaker 2: to Visita del.
Speaker 1: Mair Yeah, which I was gonna say, is the only
Speaker 1: film I can think of in the last many years
Speaker 1: that his big broad carriage. Yeah, and it.
Speaker 3: Got It was a unfortunate timing of the pandemic.
Speaker 2: It was literally just a month from coming out when
Speaker 2: the world shut down, and I think it didn't get
Speaker 2: its due because of that. I think had it gone
Speaker 2: to theaters, I think it would have done really, really well.
Speaker 2: But it reminds me of They wrote Bridesmaids and they
Speaker 2: wrote Barbara Starr. Both remind me of each other and
Speaker 2: in that every time you watch them you find something new,
Speaker 2: And there's so many jokes on jokes on jokes that
Speaker 2: you don't see that very much in movies these days.
Speaker 2: But they were, like they're so good about writing and
Speaker 2: so meticulous about jokes that that they like really take
Speaker 2: a lot of time with those scripts.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Bridesmaids is like.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I love it because I love seeing all those friends
Speaker 2: work together. Again another female cast of really strong, funny women,
Speaker 2: and it's real, it's relatable, like there's so many women
Speaker 2: who've been in that situation.
Speaker 1: At the other end of the scale, and we don't
Speaker 1: like it to be horrible. So do this quickly. What's
Speaker 1: the worst film you've ever seen?
Speaker 2: Oh? My god, the worst film, hands down, I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Is the most ridiculous movie that I don't know how
Speaker 2: it got green light. We've watched it many times as well,
Speaker 2: because it's so bad. The movie tiptoes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you've seen I have not seen it.
Speaker 1: I watched the trailer, I've read essays about it. I
Speaker 1: am vaguely obsessed with it, and I'm not sure I
Speaker 1: could make it through the film to tell the listener
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: It's so bad. It's Gary oldman and he's playing a
Speaker 3: little person.
Speaker 2: This was many, I mean decades ago, so it could
Speaker 2: never ever get made in any stretch of the imagination,
Speaker 2: anytime of recent times.
Speaker 1: He they put.
Speaker 2: Shoes on. The man comes to the whole movie on his.
Speaker 1: Knees, but he's playing it like he's gonna win an oscar, right, He's.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's not a jake fully committed to this
Speaker 2: character as him playing a little person, shoes her on
Speaker 2: his knees.
Speaker 3: Matthew McConaughey's in it. Can they take beg and sell?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't. I mean, these actors weren't
Speaker 3: unknown when this happened.
Speaker 2: They were like early on.
Speaker 1: I think it was later to night, wasn't it after
Speaker 1: he won?
Speaker 2: As it's none of the plot makes sense, you're like,
Speaker 2: who's that person? I've watched it with friends where we're
Speaker 2: screaming crying, like laughing and crying, going what is this?
Speaker 2: What is that? Who's this? I don't know what happened,
Speaker 2: how this movie got made, but it is the most
Speaker 2: bonkers movie that I can think of.
Speaker 1: That is so bad.
Speaker 2: I think you have to watch it just to see. Like,
Speaker 2: but watch it with friends too, though, because it is
Speaker 2: a pretty like you'll all be pointing out different insane things.
Speaker 1: Yes, the trailer alone is like it starts and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a rom come on his knees. Oh it's a drama.
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? I don't know?
Speaker 3: And then it's a love story.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh it's bad.
Speaker 1: Anyway. You're in comedy, you're very funny, what's the film
Speaker 1: that made you laugh the most?
Speaker 2: It would be a tie between Bridesmaids and Anchorman. Those
Speaker 2: were pretty high up on the list for me. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to think if there's an even older one.
Speaker 1: What about you?
Speaker 3: Do you have a movie that's made you laugh the most?
Speaker 3: I'm just curious.
Speaker 1: You're not I allowed to ask me, I know.
Speaker 2: But as I didn't know if you had like one
Speaker 2: coveted funny movie that you think of.
Speaker 1: God, I don't know, because sometimes I think it's different,
Speaker 1: like as in, there are comedy films that I think
Speaker 1: are like amazing, Yeah I did I laugh the most
Speaker 1: at the Maybe not, you know, like something like I
Speaker 1: don't know, Life of Brian, I think is so amazed,
Speaker 1: such a brilliant film. But am I laughing that right?
Speaker 1: Probably not? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I see you watching watching a movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's cute, funny, that's funny, Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 3: Forty year old version pretty that was pretty funny, you.
Speaker 1: Know the Jack back in the day. Yeah, yeah, any
Speaker 1: any business.
Speaker 3: You know, an old school an old school funny movie
Speaker 3: that is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: But that I was like really obsessed with growing up,
Speaker 2: was Billy Madison. I watched that movie all the time.
Speaker 2: Always was like, you know, reciting like bits from the
Speaker 2: movie for my friends. I just opened for Sandler a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, and I told, yeah, it was amazing,
Speaker 2: so fun. He's the nicest guy. And I was like,
Speaker 2: this is such a trip. I said, I memorized your
Speaker 2: first album and I would try to make people laugh
Speaker 2: by doing your bits when I.
Speaker 3: Was in eighth grade.
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 2: He thought it was so cute and funny.
Speaker 3: He was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: We started singing lunch Lady Land together backstage. It was
Speaker 2: pretty great. But Billy Madison, I would be like chlorophyll
Speaker 2: more like boor phil or be like I like shampoo.
Speaker 3: Shampoo is better, No condition is better.
Speaker 2: You know, It's just such a jump silly movie that
Speaker 2: it stuck with me for so long.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited for you saving cinema fortune.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You've been wonderful. You've been wonderful as expected. However, Okay,
Speaker 1: when you were home from touring for a day, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you'd made quite a big deal of having a
Speaker 1: day off, and you kept saying, your wife, I'm having
Speaker 1: a day off. You happy, it's your birthday. Are you happy?
Speaker 2: Are you happy?
Speaker 1: She said, yeah, I wish you didn't have to keep
Speaker 1: sort of saying it in the aggressive word, wish you
Speaker 1: were happy. No, I'm really happy. It's great. It's great
Speaker 1: to have a day off. And then your wife said,
Speaker 1: do you want to work the grill? And you were like,
Speaker 1: my stand up hands. Yeah, my poor stand up hands.
Speaker 1: I've got a day off. And she said, come on,
Speaker 1: you can hold a pointy thing, and you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's like a mic. She said, So you put some
Speaker 1: things on the grill, a couple of steaks, some chicken breasts,
Speaker 1: and you're sticking the boggy thing in and you, because
Speaker 1: you're hand cramps from the thing, you turn it and
Speaker 1: you stab yourself yeah, with the pointy thing, and your
Speaker 1: wife comes rusting over it, and you go, I told
Speaker 1: you I shouldn't be working on my day off. And
Speaker 1: she goes, honey, what do we do? And you go,
Speaker 1: I told you, and you go, hang on this. She says,
Speaker 1: is this the last thing you want to say to me?
Speaker 1: If you don't? And you go, I told you, and oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love you as well, and then you full face
Speaker 1: first into the grill, your body and face. Now cooking
Speaker 1: your wife's gon fucking what a mess. Anyway, she turns
Speaker 1: down the grill. You're dead. She takes the steak off
Speaker 1: and the chicken she eats them. I'm walking past with
Speaker 1: a coffin, you know what I'm like, and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: fortune's wife's fortune there you got? Yeah, I think she's
Speaker 1: just she's dead on the grill. What oh no, She goes,
Speaker 1: have you got a coffin on you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I actually do as it goes, I come says, will
Speaker 1: you help? I say yeah. She said, you have the
Speaker 1: steak though it's pretty good. She actually cooked that very well.
Speaker 1: So we see it. We have steak together, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: the smell. We should probably we should probably deal with
Speaker 1: her now. She's like, yeah, now, I go it's up
Speaker 1: to you, but I would recommend it. She goes, okay,
Speaker 1: So when we have to try and get you off
Speaker 1: the grill, but you are like melded in with half
Speaker 1: a chicken, some carrots and auber jeanes, a cauliflower steak,
Speaker 1: some meat. So we have to peel you off. I
Speaker 1: get the knives, we chop you up to try and
Speaker 1: get wow, put you in this coffin but there's more
Speaker 1: of you than I was expecting, what with all the
Speaker 1: food that's now attached to you, and the burning and
Speaker 1: the ash and the cults, and I go, look, listen,
Speaker 1: I've stuffed to it. I put you in. There's there's
Speaker 1: no room in this coffin. There's really no room. There's
Speaker 1: only enough room to slide one DVD into the side
Speaker 1: for you to take across to the other side and
Speaker 1: beside this movie night every night? What film are you
Speaker 1: taking to show the food in the food court in
Speaker 1: the sky when it is your movie night? Fortune fiends day? Please?
Speaker 3: Well, well, what a tragic end.
Speaker 2: But if I'm going to uh have movie night every
Speaker 2: night in this food court, I don't want it to
Speaker 2: be a bummer movie. Titanics, Titanics, I'm gonna get that's
Speaker 2: gonna get old. There's only so many Celine Dion songs
Speaker 2: I can listen to. I gotta I want to I
Speaker 2: want to laugh. So I'm gonna have to go with
Speaker 2: my my old standby and take Bridesmaids.
Speaker 1: People are gonna love it. The food is going to
Speaker 1: love it in the food court in around the world. Fortune,
Speaker 1: You're wonderful. Is there anything you'd like to tell people
Speaker 1: to look out for, to listen to or to watch
Speaker 1: coming up.
Speaker 3: Yes, I would. I would love for people if you're
Speaker 3: into stand up comedy.
Speaker 2: I'm on the road. I'm going to many cities. I've
Speaker 2: already been to many cities, but the rest of my
Speaker 2: tour is on my website. I'm going all over the country.
Speaker 2: I'm even going to London and Amsterdam over there that
Speaker 2: I'm doing Union Chapel that I don't know this comes out,
Speaker 2: it's like the.
Speaker 1: End of January. Yeah, it's coming out in a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, I'm gonna be in London at Union
Speaker 2: Chapel in Amsterdam. I can't pronounce that one. But those
Speaker 2: are the end of January. Tons of shows like DC Denver.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm I'm everywhere Wisconsin and you can go
Speaker 2: to my website Fortune dot com to see if I'm
Speaker 2: coming to a city near you. And I have a
Speaker 2: new podcast with Brett's dear friend May Martin and taking
Speaker 2: to Taro. It's doing really well and we have fun
Speaker 2: and giggle for an hour. So check that out if
Speaker 2: you like podcasts. And yes, oh yeah called Handsome, I'm
Speaker 2: so great.
Speaker 1: Work it out you work out. You'll find it summer.
Speaker 1: If you like.
Speaker 2: Comedy specials, I have several on Netflix called good Fortune
Speaker 2: and Sweet and Salty, So check us out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Fortune, You're a dream.
Speaker 3: Thank you for doing this, Brett, You're amazing.
Speaker 1: I see you very soon. I hope, I hope.
Speaker 3: So you're one of my favorite people to run into.
Speaker 1: God bless you same to you have a good death.
Speaker 3: Good night, good night.
Speaker 1: So that was episode two hundred and seventy eight. Head
Speaker 1: over to the Patreon at patreon dot com. Forward slash
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Speaker 1: a five star rating. But right about the film, it
Speaker 1: means the most of you and why it's a loving
Speaker 1: thing to read. My neighbor Marian loves it and I
Speaker 1: really appreciate it. I hope you're all well. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much for listening. Thank you to Fortune for giving
Speaker 1: me her time. Thanks to Scrubius, Pip and the Distraction
Speaker 1: Pieces Network. Thanks to Buddy Peace for producing it. Thanks
Speaker 1: to iHeartMedia and Will Ferrell's Big Money Play Network for
Speaker 1: hosting it. Thanks to Adam Richardson for the graphics and
Speaker 1: least a load them for the photography. Come and join
Speaker 1: me next week for a cracking guest. No spoilers, it's
Speaker 1: a big one. You got to love it. So that
Speaker 1: is it for now. In the meantime, have a lovely
Speaker 1: week and please be excellent to each other