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Speaker 1: another jeb tent. Hello, Yeah, I need to speak to Justin.

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Speaker 1: This is him? Who's this? This is Christian? Christian? Anything?

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Speaker 1: Do you not know at all? I don't know a Christian? Seriously?

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Speaker 1: Are you calling from somewhere? Yes, I'm calling from Fitness.

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the trainers there. How are you? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well. Yeah, so you just look up. You

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Speaker 1: just started working out here a few weeks ago. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did. But listen, Hey, I don't really need any

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Speaker 1: personal training or anything. Seriously, you think I'm calling about that? Listen?

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Speaker 1: Stop talking? Okay, just stop for a second. God, you

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Speaker 1: just blabber on all the time. Excuse me? Yeah? Do

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Speaker 1: you just like talking non stop all the time. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to say something? All right, Well, go ahead and

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Speaker 1: say it. I guess. Yeah, it's obvious that you don't

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Speaker 1: need personal training. With those tasty abs of yours, I

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Speaker 1: get it. I don't understand what this is about. You.

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Speaker 1: Probably you wouldn't understand what it's about. Listen, that's my territory, okay.

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Speaker 1: And since territory, Yes, I've been at that gem for

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Speaker 1: like fifteen years. Everybody knows me, and I'm the eye candy.

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Speaker 1: And since you've started, you've been walking around and just

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Speaker 1: people's heads are turning left and right talking about, Hey,

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Speaker 1: have you seen the new guy that works out here

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Speaker 1: justin Have you seen him? Look at his body? He

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Speaker 1: works out all the time. He must be zero percent

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Speaker 1: body fat. You know how that makes me feel? Do you? Dude?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Man? I don't even know

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Speaker 1: anybody if this gem much. You just started working out there? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. Oh, listen to your voice. You're just so

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Speaker 1: cute too. I just started working out there. You know

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Speaker 1: what you're doing? No, I don't. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you're talking about. I have always been the hottest person

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Speaker 1: at that gym, and I have a big problem with

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Speaker 1: you going there now. All right, So let me get

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Speaker 1: this straight. You're calling me because I get more attention

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Speaker 1: at your gym. Oh ding ding ding ding ding ding. Yes,

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Speaker 1: finally he gets an answer. Correct, That's exactly what I'm

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Speaker 1: calling about. How do you explain yourself. I don't have

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Speaker 1: anything to explain. I'm just trying to work out. Oh sure, seriously, okay,

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Speaker 1: you walk in there all oiled up every day, ready

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Speaker 1: to work out with those glistening abs of yours, and

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to never put oil on my body in

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Speaker 1: my life. Are you gonna tell me that's sweat? Because

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Speaker 1: that's not sweat. That glistens way too well to be sweat.

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Speaker 1: You're making me really uncomfortable that you're looking at me

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Speaker 1: this way. It looks like you focusing on glistening sweat.

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Speaker 1: It seriously looks like you poured extra virgin olive oil

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Speaker 1: all over your body before you walk out of the

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Speaker 1: locker room. How's that supposed to make me feel? I

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Speaker 1: don't know how it's supposed to make you feel, dude.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to work out in peace. I don't

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Speaker 1: really know what's going on. Can you not look at

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Speaker 1: me that way? Okay? So here, mister universe. Do you

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Speaker 1: even own a shirt with sleeves on it? Because I

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Speaker 1: don't know where you're getting those tiny tank tops that

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Speaker 1: you're wearing. It's really pissing me off. Oh I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I was unaware that there was a dress code, and

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Speaker 1: I could not wear whatever I wanted, wherever I wanted.

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Speaker 1: There is a dress code when you're taking my shine, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I'm the hot one at the gym, not you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, get over yourself. You get over yourself.

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Speaker 1: You get over yourself. Like, seriously, do you ever take

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Speaker 1: a day off from tanning? Because seriously, you come in

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Speaker 1: here looking like a perfectly cooked pancake, just perfectly golden

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Speaker 1: brown every day. Like, why is this conversation focusing on

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Speaker 1: my body? This is weird, man, Why are you I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to come in there and work out because

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Speaker 1: it's a gym on me or something, because it's a

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Speaker 1: gem and it's all about bodies. It's about trying to

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Speaker 1: get in shape, not trying to drool over whatever. Guy

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Speaker 1: s seriously drooling. You think I'm drooling over you. You

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Speaker 1: just told me I looked like a perfectly good pancake.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know how else I'm supposed to take that.

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Speaker 1: I was just talking about your skin complexion. Don't be

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Speaker 1: such a diva. You're calling me a diva. Dude, you're

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Speaker 1: the diva here starting Oh, you're the one with a

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Speaker 1: perfectly chiseled jaw. Okay, well, what do you want me

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Speaker 1: to do about that? Why is that a problem for you?

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Speaker 1: It's a big problem. Okay when you walk in here

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Speaker 1: looking like you were carved by the gods. I don't

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Speaker 1: appreciate it one bit. Fine, I won't go to the

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Speaker 1: gym anymore. Don't you're a gym take it. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Are you happy? That's not why I was calling. I

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Speaker 1: don't want you to stop coming here. What the do

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Speaker 1: you want? Then? What do you want from me? You

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Speaker 1: just bitched at me about having this great body you

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Speaker 1: keep talking up in your gym? What would you like? Well?

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Speaker 1: I was just wondering if you wanted a workout partner

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Speaker 1: like every Tuesday and Thursday. Are you seriously at me

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Speaker 1: like this and you offer to be a workout partner? No? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. I was thinking we could work out together

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Speaker 1: on Tuesdays and Thursdays and then have a like slap

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Speaker 1: box in the locker room after you want to flatbox me? Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's not even thing they do. With what is going on?

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Speaker 1: We can have our own slap boxing session. It's a

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Speaker 1: great workout. Have you ever slap box? What the hell

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Speaker 1: is going on? This is actually jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you. No,

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Speaker 1: your friend Daniel set you up. Oh my god, d

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Speaker 1: dear Daniel. Yeah, he said that you spend hours in

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Speaker 1: the gym and wanted me to mess with you. I

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Speaker 1: thought there was some weirdo checking me out at the gym. No,

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Speaker 1: I just want a slap box that's all week up

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Speaker 1: every morning with five