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Speaker 1: What's up. This is Michael Rapport. You are now listening

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Speaker 1: to the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast Live from Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: I'm down here in Atlanta for the Big Three doing

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Speaker 1: the damn thing. See I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast Live

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Speaker 1: from Atlanta. NFL preseason has started. The say Kwan Barkley

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Speaker 1: era has started. I have some fantastic mind blowing sick

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Speaker 1: bucks of the week. I had a terrible flight down

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Speaker 1: to Atlanta. The oscars needs to stop, and so much

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Speaker 1: more on a brand new smash Mouth Friday morning edition

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Speaker 1: of the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Miles Jordan's start

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Speaker 1: this puppy off with something nice, something real. Problem all right?

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Speaker 1: As I told you, my name is Michael Rappaport a k.

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Speaker 1: The Greno man Dingo, a k a. The Jake LaMotta

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Speaker 1: We out here, down here in motherfucking Atlanta, had a rough,

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Speaker 1: rough time flying from New York City to Atlanta. It's

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Speaker 1: supposed to be an hour and forty five minutes. The

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Speaker 1: entire trip took me seven and a half fucking hours.

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Speaker 1: Seven and a half hours of fucking fury. Yeah, seven

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Speaker 1: Now I can't complain, Okay, but I do. All right,

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Speaker 1: seven and a half fucking hours from New York City

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Speaker 1: the way Atlanta is unacceptable. Alright, I had this pilot. Well,

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Speaker 1: let me backtrack. Okay. In the airport, I did have

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Speaker 1: one good experience. I had a you know these massage shops,

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Speaker 1: highly recommend when you're in an airport and you see

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Speaker 1: these express massage places, you're going there for a little

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Speaker 1: there in public. You don't take your shirt off. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter if it's men or a woman rubbing your back,

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Speaker 1: because every single time I've been to one of these places,

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Speaker 1: it's been fantastic. I don't know if they're just great

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Speaker 1: masseuses or because you're sitting in the chairs they get leverage.

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Speaker 1: But I had a guy who was about five six,

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Speaker 1: Jewish guy, Andrew. I melted in his hands. I melted

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Speaker 1: the Delta terminal. If you're out there, good looking out

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Speaker 1: my friend. And I know that sounds a little weird,

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Speaker 1: but Andrew, he made me feel like a million bucks.

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Speaker 1: I literally melted in his fucking hands. Okay, but then

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Speaker 1: I get to my gate delay. The flight will not

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Speaker 1: be here because the blah blah blah and the gate

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Speaker 1: that blah blah blah blah, delay thirty minutes. Get on

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Speaker 1: the plane. I got this pilot who literally thinks it's

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Speaker 1: he's funny. Before the flight took off, he came into

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Speaker 1: He was doing a routine. He goes, welcome to Delta flight.

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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. We're going from JFK to Honolulu.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's like, uh, fortunately when we get there it will

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Speaker 1: weather being bad in Atlanta. All this, all this this

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Speaker 1: the air, there's sucking storms storms. So he gets on

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Speaker 1: have enough gas to stay up here. Ha ha ha.

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Speaker 1: Listen to this asshole. I recorded this guy. This isn't

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Speaker 1: his best bit, but this is the type of ship

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Speaker 1: The good news is we're here. I'm gonna turn off

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Speaker 1: So tell you what, do you want to jump up

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Speaker 1: you hear this fucking guy. Do you hear this? I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you something, Captain, don't speak unless you spoken

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Speaker 1: to fly the fucking plane. Get us there on time,

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Speaker 1: Get us there safely. You're not here for your jokes.

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Speaker 1: the pain in the ass flight to Atlanta. But I'm

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Speaker 1: down here for the Big three August ten, Big three

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Speaker 1: FS one coming to the playoffs. Unprecedented access. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you guys are watching. I have no communication

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Speaker 1: was three years. Three years man, shit, three years since

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Speaker 1: the passing of Showing Price MASTERPCE Shawan p Um Crazy.

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Speaker 1: We've been doing the podcast. We've been talking about Shawan

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Speaker 1: Crazy Man. Time. Time doesn't wait for anybody but Shaan

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Speaker 1: Price one of my favorite mcs. Um braggadocious, punchline, shit talking,

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Speaker 1: that is some braggadocious ship talking. Uh New York Brooklyn slang.

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Speaker 1: better for for Hard Knocks. Hugh Jackson stink as a

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Speaker 1: like if you're hashing in bowing up the fucking bone

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Speaker 1: So the oscars have announced that they have a new award.

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Speaker 1: brand sneakers. Apparently, this sick fuck who's on the loose

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00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: out in fresh Meadows. He was wearing a tank top

418
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: and some green shorts. I'm gonna post a picture of

419
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: this sick fuck. He masturbated in front of her on

420
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: a Queen street as he was walking away. After the

421
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: woman had been subjected to this, she whipped out her phone.

422
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: After he had unfolded the loaf in front of her

423
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: and shot a picture of this scumbag with his pants

424
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: on clear as day. You're getting caught, you sick fuck you.

425
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: You can see this guy clear his day. I don't

426
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: understand how lonely and distressed and miserable you need to

427
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: be to go out in public and masturbate choke your

428
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: chicken in front of a complete stranger. They need to

429
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: catch this piece of shit. Okay, take his big bowl

430
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: of brand sneakers off him. Okay, and lock this motherfucker

431
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: up on Riker's Island. Okay, he's on the loose, Alan Queens.

432
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: Look him up. Look him up. I'm posting a picture

433
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: of this sick fuck Look him up. He's winner number

434
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: one for this week. And speaking of Queen's I gotta

435
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: give a shout out to my men, George Selida's Greek George.

436
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: We've talked about him before on the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast.

437
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: He is the originator of the Sucker Shit T shirt. Okay,

438
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,959
Speaker 1: he's got his own T shirts. He's gonna be selling

439
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: the Queen's White Trash T shirt. Shout out to Dick

440
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: Stain Donald Trump and the smash and Grab Dick Stain

441
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: Donald Trump shirt at Queen's Craft Brigade in a story

442
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: of thirty one thirty Street on Sunday. Okay, thirty one

443
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: thirty five forty one Street, look out for a guy

444
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: with gray hair, his fucking nuts. His name is Greek George.

445
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: Good friend of mine. Queen's White Trash T shirt and

446
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: the smash and Grab dick Stain Donald Trump T shirts.

447
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: Okay at the Queen's Craft Brigade in his story, and

448
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: we need to do a show right there in the

449
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: story of Queen's Good People. I love it out there.

450
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: Give a shout out to my man George. If you

451
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: see him, say what's up? Uh? Checking stuff out? Artistic dude,

452
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: original dude, good friend of mine, good friend of the

453
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: Iron Wrap hors Stereo podcast. My man Greek George Selidas.

454
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: Check them out Sunday out there. In the story Sick

455
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: Fun Number two, this is a group of sick fox

456
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: A pair of elderly Germans escaped their nursing home. Okay,

457
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: these guys are eighty one and eighty three years old.

458
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: They escaped the nursing home in Germany somehow, some way,

459
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: and for some fucking reason, and they made it to

460
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: a heavy metal rock show out in German. They were

461
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: found at three am amongst seventy five thousand people. The

462
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: two elderly men aren't the sick fox. The elderly the

463
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: sick fox are the people at the hospital that let

464
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: the eight one and eighty three year old guy out

465
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: of the fucking nuthouse. Okay, keep these old people safe.

466
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: They were disoriented and dazed, but other than that they

467
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: were fine. But why you got two old people at

468
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: a heavy metal show in Germany. That's frightening, that's scary.

469
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: That can kill an eighty plus year old. Guy. Number

470
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: three is a slow pitch. This is a slow pitch

471
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: sick funck of the week. And you know podcasting is

472
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,719
Speaker 1: an audio medium. If I could post a picture of

473
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: this guy, I'm going to post a picture of this guy. Um.

474
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: The picture of the guy is not the sick fuck,

475
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: but it's indicative of what happens when you're unfortunately around

476
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: sick fox. Okay. A guy named Denver Varley. The guy's

477
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: name is Denver Varley was attacked by a friend, his

478
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: friend who tried to bite his entire fucking nose off.

479
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: And if you look up the picture, look up Denver

480
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: Varley v A. R. L. E Y V A R

481
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: L E Y. Denver Varley knows you will get what

482
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm saying. He was with his friend. They got into

483
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:52,479
Speaker 1: an argument, and Denver Varley, listen, you are the victim here. Okay,

484
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna blame you for this.

485
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: You are the victim here. But you need to choose

486
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: your friends wisely. You need to choose your friends wisely.

487
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: He tried to bite his entire nose off, and he

488
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: did a fantastic job in his attempt. Guy's noses mangled.

489
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: They sold the fucking thing on some silence of the

490
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: Lambs type ship. Denver Varley said, and I quote how

491
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: I survived that, I will never know. I'm just grateful

492
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: to be alive. Quite frankly, I don't know what kind

493
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: of friend tries to bite your fucking nose off. I

494
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: don't know how you get to that point. Maybe you

495
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: get into a fight, a little wrestling match, put him

496
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: in a figure four, what about an arm bar? You

497
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: don't try to bite your fucking friends nose off? And

498
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,280
Speaker 1: he did this guy, Yo, just look up the picture

499
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: of Denver Varley. Okay, I feel bad for this cock sucker,

500
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: but lease he's got his nose there, but it is

501
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: deformed and mangled. Denver Vally, You're not the sick funk

502
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 1: of the week. Your friend Lee Scott is the sick

503
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: funk of the week. Okay, your friend Le's guy who

504
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: actually called They call England. This happened in Blackpool, England.

505
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: He said, if you don't get here, I'm gonna kill him. Listen,

506
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: I don't know what he did. Okay, no one knows

507
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: who Denver Varley did, but nobody deserves to get their

508
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: nose bitten off by a friend. These six fox out

509
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: in Portland. This is a very disturbing video. Teenagers were

510
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: hanging out, sixteen year old, seventeen years old, hanging out

511
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: by a lake. They were gonna jump into a bridge. Um,

512
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: they're just doing normal teenage shit, you know that you

513
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: do out there and regional lake, not in Molten Falls,

514
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: regional lake. Y'all caught. I'm sure there's nothing to do.

515
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's not a Starbucks in sight. Um, but

516
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: they were hanging out. They probably were taking turns, jumping

517
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 1: off the bridge like three stories uh high into the lake,

518
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: scary looking. A sixteen year old girl was there with

519
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: the other teenagers. The girl looked scared to jump into

520
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: the lake. Some asshole a guy walked behind her pushed

521
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 1: her like I mean really shoved. They're not gently pushed

522
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: a shoved her into the water. She broke five ribs,

523
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: fell into the water, bruised her esophagus, has injuries to

524
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: her track. She's lucky she hasn't died. She has air

525
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: trapped in her lungs. All kinds of ship. I hope

526
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 1: that this one. This young girl, the sixteen year old

527
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: girl has a father, some brothers, and some friends that

528
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: find this guy, which won't be hard to do because

529
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 1: their friends and beat his ass. They need to beat

530
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: this motherfucker's ass for doing that. If that was your daughter,

531
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: you would find this kid and beat his fucking ass.

532
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: Whatever your name is. They kept his name out of

533
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: it because I think he's underage. You're the sick fuck

534
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: and hopefully you're gonna get a foot stuffed up your ass.

535
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be a sick Funk of the Week episode if

536
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: I didn't start a segment off by saying a woman

537
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: in Florida, a Florida woman stripped naked. I was running

538
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: through a park screaming and yelling like a banshee and

539
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: Penella's County. If you look at this woman, you look

540
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: her up. Her name is Danielle te Poles, and yes,

541
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: of course she looks like a sick funk, although she's

542
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: kind of attractive if she didn't look like she was

543
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: like on sleeping pills and xan x is um. But

544
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: she ran around the part totally naked. She was arrested

545
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: for exposure of her sexual organs, which is an actual

546
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: thing that you could be arrested for in Florida. Um.

547
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: She said that there was a spider on her. I

548
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: don't believe it. I think it was the bath salts.

549
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: I think it was the bath salts that got the

550
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 1: better of you. Which brings us to Shannon Clarkson, thirty

551
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: five years old. And if you look up Shannon Clarkson,

552
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: she looks like a true blue sick fuck with yellow

553
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: cigarette stained gigantic horse teeth. She was arrested for desecrating

554
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: graves at a historic church. She was running around the church,

555
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: running around a cemetery, pulling up graves, moving headstones, removing headstones,

556
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: breaking headstones. They locked this lunatic up put her in

557
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: the cooler. She looks like a true blue sick fuck.

558
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: Imagine that's your grandpa, your father, your cousins. You go

559
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,320
Speaker 1: to visit the grave and it's been broken by Shannon Clarkson,

560
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: who looks whacked out of her tree. And finally, the

561
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: sickest of this week's sick fox, and this has been

562
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 1: quite a crop. Uh. The sickest of this week's sick

563
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: fox is a cereal serial cat mutilator. Okay is apparently

564
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: on the loose in Washington State in Thurston County. I

565
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 1: don't know if we have any listeners of the Iron

566
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: Rapp Reports stereo podcast and Thurston County, but if there is,

567
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: keep your cats indoors. The investigator of the crimes. This

568
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 1: guy has been mutilating cats since October says, as far

569
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: as the numbers quote, it's probably the worst I've seen

570
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 1: in my career. Listen. I've said it once, I've said

571
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: it a hundred times. I'm not I'm not a cat

572
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: person that don't like cats. I don't trust them. I

573
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: don't care that my mom is a cat person. I

574
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: was just at her house, you know. I I say hello,

575
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: hi guy. One of her cat's name is Evelyn. The

576
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: other one's name is Dr J. And the other one's

577
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: name is Larry Bird. That's a fact. My cat's names

578
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: are Evelyn, dr J and Larry Bird. I don't like

579
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: any of them. I don't I don't like her cats.

580
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: I love my mom, I don't like her cats. I

581
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 1: don't like the cats in my backyard. I'm just not

582
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: a cat person. But I would never hurt an animal.

583
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: And there is a serial cat mutilator on the loose

584
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: in Washington State. Again. I don't know how many people

585
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: listen to the Iron Rappaport stereo podcast in Thurston County

586
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 1: or the nearby counties in Washington State. But keep those

587
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: motherfucking pussies inside until this guy is in custody. And

588
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: I thought that was gonna be the last one, the

589
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: cat mutilator. But I should have did this one earlier.

590
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: Uh this, this woman is not a sick fuck. We

591
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: should give her an award. Um A Houston a sixty

592
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: eight year old woman, a sixty eight year old grandma,

593
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: Grandma Jeane is what they call her. A Texas grandmother

594
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: shot a man who was out on bond for running

595
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: around naked after he allegedly began masturbating in front of her.

596
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: Grandma Jean said, and I quote, and you know, I

597
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: hate breaking rule number one of the Iron Rapp Reports

598
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast, but this woman is a hero. She said,

599
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:19,959
Speaker 1: and I quote Grandma Jean of Houston, Texas. By the way,

600
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: if you want to come to the Iron Rapp Reports

601
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,959
Speaker 1: Stereo Podcast live show on the eighteen, Grandma Jean front

602
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: row tickets, drinks are on the house. She said, and

603
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: I quote, some guy pulled off his pants and pulled

604
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: his pants open, started playing with his thing. He ran

605
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: up in my yard and I told him to get

606
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: away from my door or I will shoot him. He

607
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: kept coming and kept coming and reached from my door

608
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: after it was locked, so I shot through the door. This.

609
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: I have no problem with this. Why are you fucking with,

610
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: Grandma Jean. Grandma Jean went on to say, I don't

611
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: get in anybody's business. It's just me and him. And

612
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: like I kept saying, I warned him, and I warned him,

613
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: and then I shot him. Investigators say the man was

614
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: arrested last week for running down the street, but asked

615
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: naked and he was out on bond, so he had

616
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: already been doing this crazy ship. But he ran up

617
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: on Grandma Jean. And she was not the one or

618
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: the two. I don't know what kind of weapons she

619
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: shot him with, but she probably hit him with the

620
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: old shotgun, lit him up real nice and proper. Grandma Jean,

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00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: Grandma Gene or if anybody knows, Grahama Geen. You have

622
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 1: as many seats as you want. Houston Live Show, August eighteen.

623
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: Come enjoy yourself. You will not be harassed or ridiculed.

624
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: You will be celebrated as the hero that you are.

625
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: Grandma Jean from Houston, Texas. All right, that's it. Listen,

626
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,479
Speaker 1: I'm in Atlanta, getting ready to go do the Big Three,

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