WEBVTT - #202: $200 To Clean Brody's Pipe 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:07.280 Start uf dot up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:12.319 Brooklyn Buys, start dot dot up. They're making noise. Dot up, 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:20.840 dot Up, Episode two o two, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:24.560 It's a pound drome. Now we're really into the two hundreds. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.240 I mean you thought one was like so one was 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:29.400 like a leaning on two hundred, right, But now we 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:31.800 were full steam ahead for the new year. This is 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:34.880 two o two and the year is two o two 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:38.199 two two o two two, and I you know what, 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:43.199 I cannot wait until it's February twenty two when it 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:49.199 will be too too. Yeah, no, I tell you you 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:51.880 know what. See, those are the things that played the lottery. 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:55.240 So on the air, Elvis made a comment, I think 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:58.560 that uh to two whatever it was, is coming up, 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.200 and it's on a Tuesday. So people were texting and 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.720 it's on a Wednesday's right, what day is it? Let 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:07.080 me let me look at it. I don't want to 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:11.400 make sure that I have it accurate. Yeah, the two 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.720 is a Tuesday, right, So people are texting you Wednesday 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:19.720 on a Tuesday. Tuesday. Rule number one of correcting people. 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:24.200 Right now, it is a leap year, right, yeah, the 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:28.400 year the presidential race is the next year. So this 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:29.759 is no. Wait, I don't think it's a leap here. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:34.200 The presidential race is the leap here, was the leap here, 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.520 That's how you know. The presidential election year is the 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.360 leap here. So then so there's not a leap here 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.400 this year. No, this is the year we vote for 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.640 House and Senate, which is probably more important than president. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:49.680 But most people don't vote in the midterms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:54.640 Uh scary. We lost. We lost a legend this week, 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:58.600 Bob Sagett, who I think of as a comedian first 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.840 and TV dad second. But that's just because I didn't 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:07.200 grow up on Full House. But either way, incredibly talented 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:11.679 and a sweet guy in person, and so, um, I, 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:13.880 I know you like to do this, and I don't 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:18.440 always do it. I do it occasionally. So I was 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:22.239 reminiscing about the times I've met Bob and he was 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:26.160 on our show in I grabbed him from down the 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:28.840 hall from Q four three. Jim Carr had him on 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:31.440 and we saw him in the hallway and we were like, 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.280 waved him to come in. We would come in, come in. 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:36.680 Cool because it was impromptu, it wasn't a scheduled Elvis 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.919 Duran show any he was eating food in the hallway 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:40.760 and we saw him walking by because we have glass 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.600 glass windows, you know, for the studio. Well, you know, 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:46.520 the quick backstory on that one was we had Italian 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:48.720 food laid out in the hallway. Yeah. Yeah, it was 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.560 our Italian food and then our food and then Jim said, 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:53.959 if you're hungry, make yourself a plate. And then some 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.320 of the Elvis durand you turned around. You're like, who's 0:02:56.360 --> 0:03:00.040 messing with our food? And then you listen? Right, And 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:03.079 I had met him a couple of times backstage at 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:05.480 some comedy events that he was a part of the 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:09.800 massive lineup, and I went backstage to schmooze and mingle, 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.400 but just to meet him, like, I went back and 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:15.120 so I posted the two pictures of me backstage. And 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:19.560 what's interesting is the comedy tour he was on, I 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.799 think he played. It was part of this tour. He 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:29.680 played two venues not far from each other. I think 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:35.560 he played New Jersey and Camden, which is Camden is 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:39.960 like right outside Philly. It was a Philly audience, right, 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:41.760 So I saw him back back. So in the two 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:44.440 pictures that I took with him a week apart, if 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.119 you go him at David Brody on my Instagram. You'll 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:53.800 see I'm I'm in a different shirt, but he's not right. 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.160 So it looks like I did a shirt change and 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:58.280 took a second picture with him, but I didn't. I 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.760 actually just met him, Okay. So I put the pictures 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:04.880 up on Instagram, and then Elvis texted me and said, hey, 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.560 you just believe this year we're having Bob Saggat died, 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:11.120 and I went, yeah, it's it's terrible. So he texted 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:13.360 me back and he says, you know, Scary, he's gonna 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:15.240 put up those pictures with him. You know he does 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:16.840 like he does that thing, he puts up the picture 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:19.680 with him a dead person. You know he's gonna do that. Yeah, 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:24.200 what not? So I said, yeah, well yeah, So he 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.400 says to me, you know that's on the phone. I'm 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.760 so sorry he called me and he says, you do 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:30.360 you know, you know, Scary is probably already got the 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:32.760 pictures up, and I already had my pictures up with 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:38.720 Bob saget I. So I said, yeah, you know, Scary. Yeah, Well, 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:40.280 I don't want to say so, I said, you know 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:45.000 sometimes there's yeah, you just do it. Just remember them. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.440 And by the way, everybody was putting their pictures up 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:50.159 with him if they had them. You know whatever, We're fortunate, 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:52.440 we are fortunate enough to have pictures with some of 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:55.360 these people. It's not like we're bragging. It's more like 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:59.920 it's and guess what, my wall turns into a reman 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:04.240 missing a memorial for them because people start commenting, oh 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.560 my god, he was great. I remember watching this, So 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.560 it's kind of a place, a gathering point, when a 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.320 flashpoint when you put that together. But also it gave 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.200 me a chance to write about his talent and how 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.880 nice he was, but him far better than I did. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:18.840 I only met him for like a few minutes. Well, 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.080 I mean I I didn't know him, know him other 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.200 than I've met him a few times and we have 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.560 some mutual friends in the comedy industry that worked with him, 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.400 who told me how nice he was all the time. 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.520 So what I did was I started thinking about all 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:33.040 the dead celebrities I've taken pictures with. I made I 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.000 made a list, and so I have a list of 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.880 dead celebrities that are unrelated to the other Strand Morning show, 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:44.040 like baseball players and rock position. But then I made 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:47.040 a list, but it is a sad list. But I 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.200 made a list and I can't. So it's like fifteen 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.960 people that I've met through the Morning Show, that we've 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:55.320 had on the Morning Show that are not with us anymore, yea. 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:57.560 And so when people go, oh, you gonna take a 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:59.880 picture with them, I go, yeah, you never, of course, 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:02.960 especially now. A couple of them, I'm going to say, 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:05.400 we're very old. A couple of them, like, I get it, 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.400 but a lot of them, unfortunately, you know, um, we're 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.960 very young. And uh, I'm looking at the list. I 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:14.560 got a lot of talent here, and at the time, 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:19.720 you never thought like that wouldn't be here. Like you 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:22.360 met Betty White, you kind of knew Bett White wouldn't 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.160 be around forever. I know. But I don't even think 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:25.880 about these things. All I think about is in the 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.719 moment of all their accomplishments until that point. I don't 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:30.640 think about, hey, by the way, I want a picture 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.040 with you because you're gonna be dead someday and I 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.280 needed no But like like the three people from the 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.920 cast of Glee we had on at the same time 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:40.800 that that imber right, I got a bunch of comedians 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.680 that i've met that on the list Anyway, I'm not 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.320 gonna read the list. The point is I started thinking, Wow, 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:48.400 you know, in the time we've been at the radio station, 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:51.760 a lot of people have passed away that we've gotten 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.880 a pleasure to meet. Well, we've been around a while, 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:56.440 you know, this is I'm celebrating. But a lot of 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:59.640 them have died recently. I know my list. I'm looking 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.840 on my for me right. The cast of Glee was 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:07.160 probably so Corey Mark and Nya with were it probably 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:10.720 the I can't believe, by the way, I can't believe 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:13.120 you actually took the time to actually compile this list. 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.720 This is not This is not a list that I 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.960 want to go through. No, But then I started thinking, 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:19.680 who have I taken pictures with? Who's next to go? 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:21.880 That was the morbid part, because I have a couple 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:23.720 of pictures of people that aren't doing very well right now, 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:27.960 and I feel terrible. But this game, this is no. 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.160 I don't play the game either. But but you know, 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:33.320 when Benny White turn you were like, oh, I have 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:35.360 a picture, and why have friends that are in celebrity 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:39.200 death pools? You know people actually people have actually these 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:44.120 bets going where they all put money on celebrities passing 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:47.120 away and then and then you know, the odds from 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.400 what for one are much higher than the for the 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:52.480 neck obviously someone who's really young, the odds are really 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.240 love well, the people on my list and not people 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:55.480 I have. It would have thought would they were just 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.120 they were too young? Yeah, but you know, but you know, 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:00.640 the networks, like the networks, they have the bios and 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:04.440 the everybody. It's funny you say that because of all 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:07.800 the nightly news magazine show that run, like you know, 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:11.880 like Access, Hollywood Extra and and Inside Edition, the ones 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.200 at night. I will tell you I watched all of 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.600 them that night, the night because he I think the 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:20.440 news came Bob. Yeah, the news came through on a 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.640 what was it a Saturday afternoon? It was a Friday 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:26.200 or Saturday, whatever it was. It was in the afternoon. 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.760 And no, no, I'm sorry for Betty White. This is 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.360 for Betty White, not for Bob Saget scratch that. So 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.400 nobody was prepared for. But it was during the holiday. 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:36.480 It was on the thirty first, It was on New 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:38.520 Year's Eve. It was Friday. It was Friday, New Year's Eve, 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:42.760 and and it was like all of a sudden, the 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:46.160 only station of The only show that had anything or 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:49.679 actually had everything, was Entertainment Tonight. None of the other 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:52.400 shows even mentioned it. I touched it, which means they 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:55.520 had those shows recorded for the holidays. Those people were 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:59.360 out right, they were on vacation. Some I will say this, 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:03.640 Entertainment Tonight probably did what you just said, and that 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:07.040 is have the we know she's going to die eventually, 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.079 so we're gonna put this show ahead of time. So 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.520 they gathered, we have every celebrity they have to. As 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.520 soon as somebody becomes even a little bit of a celebrity, 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:16.440 they probably get like a pack. And they called their 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:22.280 two people into the studio um to record because it said, oh, 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:24.079 she died today and this and that, and it was 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:27.400 their current hosts, and they were doing they were doing voiceovers, 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:29.319 and they were on they were, you know, in their studio. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.640 But then I'm wondering, what if they even recorded that 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:36.360 part two? Right? What if they did their stand up 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:37.880 we call it the stand up maning way that they 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:39.600 stand in front of the count two years ago they 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.839 filmed it. I don't think they do that because those 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:45.240 people might change jobs, will look different, right, But I 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:47.040 guess they could. I was, well, it was I was 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.640 trying to decide from, like, did they really call their 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:54.520 two main hosts for entertainment tonight in on New Year's Eve? 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:56.640 CNN is not going to call people back because it's 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:59.199 a news channel, but entertainment tonight, of course. But I 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.920 gotta give them ops because they were right on the 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:04.480 air with it boom. I mean this with the news 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:08.400 broke that morning or something like that that evening. And 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.800 I know some show, some must stations in some parts 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:13.319 of the country get that show in the late afternoon. 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:15.240 They don't get it, so so that that means the 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:18.320 show is recorded like three four in the afternoon. Well, 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:20.280 let me ask you a couple of questions here. So 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:24.120 you're let's say you're Betty White, right, and you're you're seven. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:27.440 You you know at that point, you know they've got 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.880 your package ready. They may update it like if you 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:32.559 do a new movie you get married, right, So you 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:36.680 you you're living with the knowledge that every major news 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.280 outlet has already put a package here. So let's say 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.800 Betty White turns right, she knows she's not gonna living 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:45.840 with twenty years because people don't you think, she calls 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.960 the network up and goes let me see what you got? Well, 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:52.920 I was Do you know what I actually want to 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:54.360 be a part of this month. I want to be 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.480 I want to do a voice over. I want you 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:59.679 to interview me in the future. Highs Scary Jones. If 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:02.160 you but listen on this, I'm dead. I'm dead right now. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.960 But I recorded this h in in two thousand whatever, 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:07.400 And uh, I wanted to be part of it because 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:10.559 I'm in show business. Exactly would you want to see it? Though? 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.800 Like I didn't stand recording. No, no, no, I wouldn't 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.040 want to want I would want to participate in it, 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:18.959 like in the say, look, why don't you get some 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:22.080 footage of me now talking about this? And then you'll 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:25.480 have the You will have it over everybody else because 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.120 you will have me talking in the future about my past. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:34.000 Actually right in the right guy slices. Definitely tweet us 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:38.640 today is we're recording this on January sometime around January, 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.319 tweet us if you'd want to watch the package that 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.800 they've put together. And by the way, Scary tried to 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:48.280 suck his own package, but that's completely different. If would 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.680 you want to watch the package And we say package, 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:54.720 we mean like the the video video piece that they do. Yeah, 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:57.280 would you want to watch it like your own your 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.719 own death and air and they got dates wrong or 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:01.280 name is roll. I don't want to like check it 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:04.840 for grammar. I don't want to see, like if they 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:06.880 did a good job, I don't want to. I don't 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:08.480 want to see that. That's I don't want to see. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.040 You know who got screwed big time though, big time 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:15.000 screw up because it takes so long to print them 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:19.760 in advance People magazine? Did you see what happened? They 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:25.440 released a commemorative edition, a regular edition. Betty White turns 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:29.280 a hundred. Who the hell even buys physical magazines anymore? 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.160 You know who buys the magazines? But still on? But 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:36.160 you know your mother probably has us Weekly. But yes, 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:37.920 they have to print, they have to go to print, 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.719 and it was already has has has she subscribed in 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:44.200 the eighties? I think, well, guess what they're still brodie, 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:47.880 there's still um running her birthday. They were gonna have 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:52.400 a one hundredth birthday show for her coming ye, make 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.160 it a tribute, a tribute telling it. They're not calling it. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:13:00.319 Betty White turned a hundred. No, that's White turns on you. No, 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.560 she didn't sadly. So okay, so one more thing about 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.360 death and then we'll move on from death. Oh, this 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:08.199 is awful every time somebody dies or a couple of 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.679 people die. So like Bob Saggitt died, who was the 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.560 other person? So then what do you get? You get 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:16.240 the text message ever he goes, Oh, celebrities always dying threes, 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:20.079 No they don't. You just stopped counting at three. That's 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.760 how that works. Then when the fourth one dies, you 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:26.040 start over again. That's on you. And people decide who 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:29.640 they think is a celebrity. So John Madden died, technically 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:34.240 it was Madden, Betty White and City Portier. That was 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:37.280 the three. Bob Saggatt dies, and people decide not to 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.360 count John Madden because they don't because or people leave 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.199 Sydney pot out because they're like, who is this guy? 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:46.320 He's not relevant in my world? It is a shame. 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:49.520 But they left. They left John Madden now because they're 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.679 like John Madden, who's hey, he's not a he's not 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:54.840 a celebrity. Well he really was. But in the words people, 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.520 they didn't die in threes. You decide which three you 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:00.800 wanted an exactly, by the way, when I when I 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.959 posted the pictures of both Bob Saget and Betty White. 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.080 All I'm gonna say is, why the hell are people 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.719 on my Instagram saying so sorry for your loss? Do 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.840 they really not recognize these people as celebrities? How about 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:15.240 the fact that somebody on mine wrote, I'm really going 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:20.840 to miss you. They're talking to them, but I didn't die, 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:23.640 So you mean you're really gonna miss me talking to him? 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:29.560 You're like a medium. You're gonna go through me to 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.200 get to him. You've been you've been ignored. You see 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:35.080 a picture of Bob Saggett, You're talking to him. Forget 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:38.320 about Brodie. Right, Yeah, I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:43.040 you like the deserts. Also the scum of the earth, 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:46.520 the scum of the scummiest Elvis Durran show is one 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:49.160 hundw York. Not them. They put up pictures of Bob 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:52.560 Saggett and say, all right, pe Bob Saget and then 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:57.720 these pieces of shit we'll post. Oh, thanks to Mary Smith, 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.440 I was able to make five thousand dollars a working 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:02.880 from home. Yeah, fuck you, this is not the place 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.000 for that. Yeah, but people figure that that's gonna be 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:07.840 a hot post. So they're gonna get some notoriety. You 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.560 know what it's gonna do. It's gonna get your boots, 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.360 these idiots who have to say bad things about the celebrities. 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.120 Of course, Oh I heard that Bob Sag did this. 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.640 I heard he likes little girls. I you don't know anything. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:22.720 You reach it on on on Facebook, you read on 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:24.760 and you like, I want to repeat that, and then 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.440 you decide to pick the memorial page. Someone wrote on 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.920 the elvistrand one did we all forget that he's a pedophile? No, 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.800 we didn't forget, because he's not. That's not a thing. 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:36.360 All right, Well, I can go on all day because 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.600 I have I have other grievances with this, because there 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.440 was somebody else there. There was somebody that's somebody that 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:44.640 that said, oh, well, funny, you should you should post 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:48.600 about this when local tragedies are going on in your 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.200 in your neighborhood, meaning they're talking about there's a there 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.280 was a Bronx. Uh it was the Bronx apartment. People 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:57.120 went on we went on fire. It's terrible. But I'm like, hi, 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.200 I'm not I'm not the fucking eyewitness news here. It's 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:03.200 not a news page and I we talked about celebrity 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:06.440 pop culture moments sometimes and this this page is about 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:10.200 my life's journey and it's stupid food picks. Go fund yourself, 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.400 Get off my fucking feed if you don't want to 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:15.480 see I don't mean to rant here. No, it's the one. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:17.560 It's the it's the one about is um. It's about 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:22.000 you post about Huh. It's funny because it's a town 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:24.920 that you broadcast in and you're not posting about the 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:28.880 bronze building on you went on their Instagram page. They 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.880 also were not posting all right, I need I need 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:40.640 to clean slate. Do you want a multiple choice question? Yes? Always? 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:42.960 All right, So this is a tough one. I can't 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.440 stand essays. I would rather multiple choice. All right, now, 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:48.160 everyone playing at home, You don't have to tweak because 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.760 I'm gonna give the answer, but play along and knowing me. 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.040 David Brody from the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I was right 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:56.000 Morning show, not necessarily in that order. Tell me what 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:59.480 you think my choice was. So there's a gray cap 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:02.240 on the floor of my basement under a rack, like 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.880 I have storage racks in the basement, and I don't 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.600 remember seeing that little gray cap. It's something about eight 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:10.359 inches in diameter. I put the racks up in my 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:13.680 basement fifteen years ago, whatever long, so I don't know. 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:17.160 So I come down to the basement about a week ago. 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:20.720 Did I mentioned the flood? Yes? Okay? Did I tell 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:24.280 you how much I was charged? No? No? Oh, So 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:26.520 here's the multiple choice. So I see the flood on 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:28.960 the ground and I'm like, oh crap. So I moved 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.959 the racks and I see that this what amounts to uh, 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:34.560 it's it's a backstop or something. It's it's the sewer 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:38.159 lines and it's an access point so that if you 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:40.800 if the if plumbers or the city had to get 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:43.160 in whoever, they opened up that cap and they would 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:45.720 be able to get in. So I started calling around 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:50.840 for plumbers or drain cleaning companies to come fix the 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:52.760 clog because I looked it up and that's what it is. 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:54.760 Something in the in the building, in the house is clogged, 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:59.280 and I need them to snake it, you know, put 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:02.400 the our snake into the hole and clean it out. 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:07.240 So the first company I call, Choice one, you tell 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.960 me who I called, says it's a hundred dollars to 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:15.679 show up three fifty dollars to snake it. And if 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:18.440 that doesn't do it, anything else after that's additional. Okay, 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:23.320 that's company one company too. It's three d dollars to snake, 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:28.000 so fifty dollars less right, no, no fee to show up. 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:32.280 So the first one was four s plus what else 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:36.280 could be wrong? It's three hundred to snake it. It's like, oh, 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:39.600 well that's good okay, and what kind of guaranteed do 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:42.680 you give? Well, if the snake doesn't work, then we 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:46.520 have to jet jet the drain. I said, well, okay, 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:48.960 what is the jet mean? Well, we take a high 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:52.320 high water hose, high high power hose. We hook it 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:54.200 up to your outside hose. We run it all around 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:56.200 the house, into the house, into the basement, and we 0:18:56.320 --> 0:19:00.399 have this power, powerful, powerful water hose and it's shoots 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:04.840 water and it blasts everything out. Scary. How much would 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:08.280 it cost to do that? Do you think? Seven hundred 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:11.040 dollars to jet the water out? Okay, so you're not going, 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:14.800 that's not right. Seven hundred dollars to take a machine 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:18.480 using my water that goes boof, that's he told me 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:20.720 to go. It's just it's like boot and blasts it out. 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:25.119 So for five minutes of book seven hundred. The third okay, so, 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:27.960 the first one was for seventy five plus possible risk. 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:32.639 The second one was possibly a thousand dollars. The second 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:35.479 one was to five if you pay cash and we'll 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:37.840 give you a forty five dollar guarantee, forty five day 0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:43.320 guarantee that if it clogs again, will boom boom. So 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:46.359 they came in. They came so so he uh he. 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:50.520 They go in with this massive snake, this powerful thing 0:19:50.600 --> 0:19:53.400 on on. They wheel it in right. It's like it's 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:55.080 like a sling shot in the in the old like 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:56.879 in the old castles when you go to war, they 0:19:56.920 --> 0:19:59.480 would they would wheel the sling shot in. They wheel 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:01.880 this man ass of like cannon of a snake thing 0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:05.120 into my basement. They opened up this giant pipe. Remember 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:06.600 you've talked to me about you hear the water flushing 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:09.040 behind me in the bass They opened that giant pipe 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:14.080 up and they go and this giant snake goes through 0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:15.520 the whole house. You could hear it going through the 0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:20.879 pipes like I've got a horror movie. The two guys, 0:20:21.000 --> 0:20:25.040 there's two guys. There's the owner's son and his assistant 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:28.680 and the owner's son's got boots on and he's thick 0:20:28.800 --> 0:20:31.520 gloves and uh. And he's the guy over by the 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:35.560 drain pipe. And there's the other dude who's like making 0:20:35.560 --> 0:20:39.080 sure that the snake machine is not raveling, you know, 0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:42.880 not kinking or anything. Okay. So I'm like, I'm gonna 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:44.560 leave you guys for a couple of minutes, Like, can 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:46.080 you go upstairs and turn on all the water and 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:48.840 flush everything and get what we think it's clean? Okay. 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:52.359 So the dude not wearing gloves says to me, opens 0:20:52.400 --> 0:20:54.719