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Speaker 1: dot Up, Episode two o two, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 1: It's a pound drome. Now we're really into the two hundreds.
Speaker 1: I mean you thought one was like so one was
Speaker 1: like a leaning on two hundred, right, But now we
Speaker 1: were full steam ahead for the new year. This is
Speaker 1: two o two and the year is two o two
Speaker 1: two two o two two, and I you know what,
Speaker 1: I cannot wait until it's February twenty two when it
Speaker 1: will be too too. Yeah, no, I tell you you
Speaker 1: know what. See, those are the things that played the lottery.
Speaker 1: So on the air, Elvis made a comment, I think
Speaker 1: that uh to two whatever it was, is coming up,
Speaker 1: and it's on a Tuesday. So people were texting and
Speaker 1: it's on a Wednesday's right, what day is it? Let
Speaker 1: me let me look at it. I don't want to
Speaker 1: make sure that I have it accurate. Yeah, the two
Speaker 1: is a Tuesday, right, So people are texting you Wednesday
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. Tuesday. Rule number one of correcting people.
Speaker 1: Right now, it is a leap year, right, yeah, the
Speaker 1: year the presidential race is the next year. So this
Speaker 1: is no. Wait, I don't think it's a leap here.
Speaker 1: The presidential race is the leap here, was the leap here,
Speaker 1: That's how you know. The presidential election year is the
Speaker 1: leap here. So then so there's not a leap here
Speaker 1: this year. No, this is the year we vote for
Speaker 1: House and Senate, which is probably more important than president.
Speaker 1: But most people don't vote in the midterms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Uh scary. We lost. We lost a legend this week,
Speaker 1: Bob Sagett, who I think of as a comedian first
Speaker 1: and TV dad second. But that's just because I didn't
Speaker 1: grow up on Full House. But either way, incredibly talented
Speaker 1: and a sweet guy in person, and so, um, I,
Speaker 1: I know you like to do this, and I don't
Speaker 1: always do it. I do it occasionally. So I was
Speaker 1: reminiscing about the times I've met Bob and he was
Speaker 1: on our show in I grabbed him from down the
Speaker 1: hall from Q four three. Jim Carr had him on
Speaker 1: and we saw him in the hallway and we were like,
Speaker 1: waved him to come in. We would come in, come in.
Speaker 1: Cool because it was impromptu, it wasn't a scheduled Elvis
Speaker 1: Duran show any he was eating food in the hallway
Speaker 1: and we saw him walking by because we have glass
Speaker 1: glass windows, you know, for the studio. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: the quick backstory on that one was we had Italian
Speaker 1: food laid out in the hallway. Yeah. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: our Italian food and then our food and then Jim said,
Speaker 1: if you're hungry, make yourself a plate. And then some
Speaker 1: of the Elvis durand you turned around. You're like, who's
Speaker 1: messing with our food? And then you listen? Right, And
Speaker 1: I had met him a couple of times backstage at
Speaker 1: some comedy events that he was a part of the
Speaker 1: massive lineup, and I went backstage to schmooze and mingle,
Speaker 1: but just to meet him, like, I went back and
Speaker 1: so I posted the two pictures of me backstage. And
Speaker 1: what's interesting is the comedy tour he was on, I
Speaker 1: think he played. It was part of this tour. He
Speaker 1: played two venues not far from each other. I think
Speaker 1: he played New Jersey and Camden, which is Camden is
Speaker 1: like right outside Philly. It was a Philly audience, right,
Speaker 1: So I saw him back back. So in the two
Speaker 1: pictures that I took with him a week apart, if
Speaker 1: you go him at David Brody on my Instagram. You'll
Speaker 1: see I'm I'm in a different shirt, but he's not right.
Speaker 1: So it looks like I did a shirt change and
Speaker 1: took a second picture with him, but I didn't. I
Speaker 1: actually just met him, Okay. So I put the pictures
Speaker 1: up on Instagram, and then Elvis texted me and said, hey,
Speaker 1: you just believe this year we're having Bob Saggat died,
Speaker 1: and I went, yeah, it's it's terrible. So he texted
Speaker 1: me back and he says, you know, Scary, he's gonna
Speaker 1: put up those pictures with him. You know he does
Speaker 1: like he does that thing, he puts up the picture
Speaker 1: with him a dead person. You know he's gonna do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what not? So I said, yeah, well yeah, So he
Speaker 1: says to me, you know that's on the phone. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry he called me and he says, you do
Speaker 1: you know, you know, Scary is probably already got the
Speaker 1: pictures up, and I already had my pictures up with
Speaker 1: Bob saget I. So I said, yeah, you know, Scary. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to say so, I said, you know
Speaker 1: sometimes there's yeah, you just do it. Just remember them.
Speaker 1: And by the way, everybody was putting their pictures up
Speaker 1: with him if they had them. You know whatever, We're fortunate,
Speaker 1: we are fortunate enough to have pictures with some of
Speaker 1: these people. It's not like we're bragging. It's more like
Speaker 1: it's and guess what, my wall turns into a reman
Speaker 1: missing a memorial for them because people start commenting, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he was great. I remember watching this, So
Speaker 1: it's kind of a place, a gathering point, when a
Speaker 1: flashpoint when you put that together. But also it gave
Speaker 1: me a chance to write about his talent and how
Speaker 1: nice he was, but him far better than I did.
Speaker 1: I only met him for like a few minutes. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I I didn't know him, know him other
Speaker 1: than I've met him a few times and we have
Speaker 1: some mutual friends in the comedy industry that worked with him,
Speaker 1: who told me how nice he was all the time.
Speaker 1: So what I did was I started thinking about all
Speaker 1: the dead celebrities I've taken pictures with. I made I
Speaker 1: made a list, and so I have a list of
Speaker 1: dead celebrities that are unrelated to the other Strand Morning show,
Speaker 1: like baseball players and rock position. But then I made
Speaker 1: a list, but it is a sad list. But I
Speaker 1: made a list and I can't. So it's like fifteen
Speaker 1: people that I've met through the Morning Show, that we've
Speaker 1: had on the Morning Show that are not with us anymore, yea.
Speaker 1: And so when people go, oh, you gonna take a
Speaker 1: picture with them, I go, yeah, you never, of course,
Speaker 1: especially now. A couple of them, I'm going to say,
Speaker 1: we're very old. A couple of them, like, I get it,
Speaker 1: but a lot of them, unfortunately, you know, um, we're
Speaker 1: very young. And uh, I'm looking at the list. I
Speaker 1: got a lot of talent here, and at the time,
Speaker 1: you never thought like that wouldn't be here. Like you
Speaker 1: met Betty White, you kind of knew Bett White wouldn't
Speaker 1: be around forever. I know. But I don't even think
Speaker 1: about these things. All I think about is in the
Speaker 1: moment of all their accomplishments until that point. I don't
Speaker 1: think about, hey, by the way, I want a picture
Speaker 1: with you because you're gonna be dead someday and I
Speaker 1: needed no But like like the three people from the
Speaker 1: cast of Glee we had on at the same time
Speaker 1: that that imber right, I got a bunch of comedians
Speaker 1: that i've met that on the list Anyway, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna read the list. The point is I started thinking, Wow,
Speaker 1: you know, in the time we've been at the radio station,
Speaker 1: a lot of people have passed away that we've gotten
Speaker 1: a pleasure to meet. Well, we've been around a while,
Speaker 1: you know, this is I'm celebrating. But a lot of
Speaker 1: them have died recently. I know my list. I'm looking
Speaker 1: on my for me right. The cast of Glee was
Speaker 1: probably so Corey Mark and Nya with were it probably
Speaker 1: the I can't believe, by the way, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you actually took the time to actually compile this list.
Speaker 1: This is not This is not a list that I
Speaker 1: want to go through. No, But then I started thinking,
Speaker 1: who have I taken pictures with? Who's next to go?
Speaker 1: That was the morbid part, because I have a couple
Speaker 1: of pictures of people that aren't doing very well right now,
Speaker 1: and I feel terrible. But this game, this is no.
Speaker 1: I don't play the game either. But but you know,
Speaker 1: when Benny White turn you were like, oh, I have
Speaker 1: a picture, and why have friends that are in celebrity
Speaker 1: death pools? You know people actually people have actually these
Speaker 1: bets going where they all put money on celebrities passing
Speaker 1: away and then and then you know, the odds from
Speaker 1: what for one are much higher than the for the
Speaker 1: neck obviously someone who's really young, the odds are really
Speaker 1: love well, the people on my list and not people
Speaker 1: I have. It would have thought would they were just
Speaker 1: they were too young? Yeah, but you know, but you know,
Speaker 1: the networks, like the networks, they have the bios and
Speaker 1: the everybody. It's funny you say that because of all
Speaker 1: the nightly news magazine show that run, like you know,
Speaker 1: like Access, Hollywood Extra and and Inside Edition, the ones
Speaker 1: at night. I will tell you I watched all of
Speaker 1: them that night, the night because he I think the
Speaker 1: news came Bob. Yeah, the news came through on a
Speaker 1: what was it a Saturday afternoon? It was a Friday
Speaker 1: or Saturday, whatever it was. It was in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: And no, no, I'm sorry for Betty White. This is
Speaker 1: for Betty White, not for Bob Saget scratch that. So
Speaker 1: nobody was prepared for. But it was during the holiday.
Speaker 1: It was on the thirty first, It was on New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve. It was Friday. It was Friday, New Year's Eve,
Speaker 1: and and it was like all of a sudden, the
Speaker 1: only station of The only show that had anything or
Speaker 1: actually had everything, was Entertainment Tonight. None of the other
Speaker 1: shows even mentioned it. I touched it, which means they
Speaker 1: had those shows recorded for the holidays. Those people were
Speaker 1: out right, they were on vacation. Some I will say this,
Speaker 1: Entertainment Tonight probably did what you just said, and that
Speaker 1: is have the we know she's going to die eventually,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna put this show ahead of time. So
Speaker 1: they gathered, we have every celebrity they have to. As
Speaker 1: soon as somebody becomes even a little bit of a celebrity,
Speaker 1: they probably get like a pack. And they called their
Speaker 1: two people into the studio um to record because it said, oh,
Speaker 1: she died today and this and that, and it was
Speaker 1: their current hosts, and they were doing they were doing voiceovers,
Speaker 1: and they were on they were, you know, in their studio.
Speaker 1: But then I'm wondering, what if they even recorded that
Speaker 1: part two? Right? What if they did their stand up
Speaker 1: we call it the stand up maning way that they
Speaker 1: stand in front of the count two years ago they
Speaker 1: filmed it. I don't think they do that because those
Speaker 1: people might change jobs, will look different, right, But I
Speaker 1: guess they could. I was, well, it was I was
Speaker 1: trying to decide from, like, did they really call their
Speaker 1: two main hosts for entertainment tonight in on New Year's Eve?
Speaker 1: CNN is not going to call people back because it's
Speaker 1: a news channel, but entertainment tonight, of course. But I
Speaker 1: gotta give them ops because they were right on the
Speaker 1: air with it boom. I mean this with the news
Speaker 1: broke that morning or something like that that evening. And
Speaker 1: I know some show, some must stations in some parts
Speaker 1: of the country get that show in the late afternoon.
Speaker 1: They don't get it, so so that that means the
Speaker 1: show is recorded like three four in the afternoon. Well,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a couple of questions here. So
Speaker 1: you're let's say you're Betty White, right, and you're you're seven.
Speaker 1: You you know at that point, you know they've got
Speaker 1: your package ready. They may update it like if you
Speaker 1: do a new movie you get married, right, So you
Speaker 1: you you're living with the knowledge that every major news
Speaker 1: outlet has already put a package here. So let's say
Speaker 1: Betty White turns right, she knows she's not gonna living
Speaker 1: with twenty years because people don't you think, she calls
Speaker 1: the network up and goes let me see what you got? Well,
Speaker 1: I was Do you know what I actually want to
Speaker 1: be a part of this month. I want to be
Speaker 1: I want to do a voice over. I want you
Speaker 1: to interview me in the future. Highs Scary Jones. If
Speaker 1: you but listen on this, I'm dead. I'm dead right now.
Speaker 1: But I recorded this h in in two thousand whatever,
Speaker 1: And uh, I wanted to be part of it because
Speaker 1: I'm in show business. Exactly would you want to see it? Though?
Speaker 1: Like I didn't stand recording. No, no, no, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to want I would want to participate in it,
Speaker 1: like in the say, look, why don't you get some
Speaker 1: footage of me now talking about this? And then you'll
Speaker 1: have the You will have it over everybody else because
Speaker 1: you will have me talking in the future about my past.
Speaker 1: Actually right in the right guy slices. Definitely tweet us
Speaker 1: today is we're recording this on January sometime around January,
Speaker 1: tweet us if you'd want to watch the package that
Speaker 1: they've put together. And by the way, Scary tried to
Speaker 1: suck his own package, but that's completely different. If would
Speaker 1: you want to watch the package And we say package,
Speaker 1: we mean like the the video video piece that they do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: would you want to watch it like your own your
Speaker 1: own death and air and they got dates wrong or
Speaker 1: name is roll. I don't want to like check it
Speaker 1: for grammar. I don't want to see, like if they
Speaker 1: did a good job, I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: want to see that. That's I don't want to see.
Speaker 1: You know who got screwed big time though, big time
Speaker 1: screw up because it takes so long to print them
Speaker 1: in advance People magazine? Did you see what happened? They
Speaker 1: released a commemorative edition, a regular edition. Betty White turns
Speaker 1: a hundred. Who the hell even buys physical magazines anymore?
Speaker 1: You know who buys the magazines? But still on? But
Speaker 1: you know your mother probably has us Weekly. But yes,
Speaker 1: they have to print, they have to go to print,
Speaker 1: and it was already has has has she subscribed in
Speaker 1: the eighties? I think, well, guess what they're still brodie,
Speaker 1: there's still um running her birthday. They were gonna have
Speaker 1: a one hundredth birthday show for her coming ye, make
Speaker 1: it a tribute, a tribute telling it. They're not calling it.
Speaker 1: Betty White turned a hundred. No, that's White turns on you. No,
Speaker 1: she didn't sadly. So okay, so one more thing about
Speaker 1: death and then we'll move on from death. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is awful every time somebody dies or a couple of
Speaker 1: people die. So like Bob Saggitt died, who was the
Speaker 1: other person? So then what do you get? You get
Speaker 1: the text message ever he goes, Oh, celebrities always dying threes,
Speaker 1: No they don't. You just stopped counting at three. That's
Speaker 1: how that works. Then when the fourth one dies, you
Speaker 1: start over again. That's on you. And people decide who
Speaker 1: they think is a celebrity. So John Madden died, technically
Speaker 1: it was Madden, Betty White and City Portier. That was
Speaker 1: the three. Bob Saggatt dies, and people decide not to
Speaker 1: count John Madden because they don't because or people leave
Speaker 1: Sydney pot out because they're like, who is this guy?
Speaker 1: He's not relevant in my world? It is a shame.
Speaker 1: But they left. They left John Madden now because they're
Speaker 1: like John Madden, who's hey, he's not a he's not
Speaker 1: a celebrity. Well he really was. But in the words people,
Speaker 1: they didn't die in threes. You decide which three you
Speaker 1: wanted an exactly, by the way, when I when I
Speaker 1: posted the pictures of both Bob Saget and Betty White.
Speaker 1: All I'm gonna say is, why the hell are people
Speaker 1: on my Instagram saying so sorry for your loss? Do
Speaker 1: they really not recognize these people as celebrities? How about
Speaker 1: the fact that somebody on mine wrote, I'm really going
Speaker 1: to miss you. They're talking to them, but I didn't die,
Speaker 1: So you mean you're really gonna miss me talking to him?
Speaker 1: You're like a medium. You're gonna go through me to
Speaker 1: get to him. You've been you've been ignored. You see
Speaker 1: a picture of Bob Saggett, You're talking to him. Forget
Speaker 1: about Brodie. Right, Yeah, I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss
Speaker 1: you like the deserts. Also the scum of the earth,
Speaker 1: the scum of the scummiest Elvis Durran show is one
Speaker 1: hundw York. Not them. They put up pictures of Bob
Speaker 1: Saggett and say, all right, pe Bob Saget and then
Speaker 1: these pieces of shit we'll post. Oh, thanks to Mary Smith,
Speaker 1: I was able to make five thousand dollars a working
Speaker 1: from home. Yeah, fuck you, this is not the place
Speaker 1: for that. Yeah, but people figure that that's gonna be
Speaker 1: a hot post. So they're gonna get some notoriety. You
Speaker 1: know what it's gonna do. It's gonna get your boots,
Speaker 1: these idiots who have to say bad things about the celebrities.
Speaker 1: Of course, Oh I heard that Bob Sag did this.
Speaker 1: I heard he likes little girls. I you don't know anything.
Speaker 1: You reach it on on on Facebook, you read on
Speaker 1: and you like, I want to repeat that, and then
Speaker 1: you decide to pick the memorial page. Someone wrote on
Speaker 1: the elvistrand one did we all forget that he's a pedophile? No,
Speaker 1: we didn't forget, because he's not. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I can go on all day because
Speaker 1: I have I have other grievances with this, because there
Speaker 1: was somebody else there. There was somebody that's somebody that
Speaker 1: that said, oh, well, funny, you should you should post
Speaker 1: about this when local tragedies are going on in your
Speaker 1: in your neighborhood, meaning they're talking about there's a there
Speaker 1: was a Bronx. Uh it was the Bronx apartment. People
Speaker 1: went on we went on fire. It's terrible. But I'm like, hi,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not the fucking eyewitness news here. It's
Speaker 1: not a news page and I we talked about celebrity
Speaker 1: pop culture moments sometimes and this this page is about
Speaker 1: my life's journey and it's stupid food picks. Go fund yourself,
Speaker 1: Get off my fucking feed if you don't want to
Speaker 1: see I don't mean to rant here. No, it's the one.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the one about is um. It's about
Speaker 1: you post about Huh. It's funny because it's a town
Speaker 1: that you broadcast in and you're not posting about the
Speaker 1: bronze building on you went on their Instagram page. They
Speaker 1: also were not posting all right, I need I need
Speaker 1: to clean slate. Do you want a multiple choice question? Yes? Always?
Speaker 1: All right, So this is a tough one. I can't
Speaker 1: stand essays. I would rather multiple choice. All right, now,
Speaker 1: everyone playing at home, You don't have to tweak because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give the answer, but play along and knowing me.
Speaker 1: David Brody from the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I was right
Speaker 1: Morning show, not necessarily in that order. Tell me what
Speaker 1: you think my choice was. So there's a gray cap
Speaker 1: on the floor of my basement under a rack, like
Speaker 1: I have storage racks in the basement, and I don't
Speaker 1: remember seeing that little gray cap. It's something about eight
Speaker 1: inches in diameter. I put the racks up in my
Speaker 1: basement fifteen years ago, whatever long, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: So I come down to the basement about a week ago.
Speaker 1: Did I mentioned the flood? Yes? Okay? Did I tell
Speaker 1: you how much I was charged? No? No? Oh, So
Speaker 1: here's the multiple choice. So I see the flood on
Speaker 1: the ground and I'm like, oh crap. So I moved
Speaker 1: the racks and I see that this what amounts to uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's a backstop or something. It's it's the sewer
Speaker 1: lines and it's an access point so that if you
Speaker 1: if the if plumbers or the city had to get
Speaker 1: in whoever, they opened up that cap and they would
Speaker 1: be able to get in. So I started calling around
Speaker 1: for plumbers or drain cleaning companies to come fix the
Speaker 1: clog because I looked it up and that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Something in the in the building, in the house is clogged,
Speaker 1: and I need them to snake it, you know, put
Speaker 1: the our snake into the hole and clean it out.
Speaker 1: So the first company I call, Choice one, you tell
Speaker 1: me who I called, says it's a hundred dollars to
Speaker 1: show up three fifty dollars to snake it. And if
Speaker 1: that doesn't do it, anything else after that's additional. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's company one company too. It's three d dollars to snake,
Speaker 1: so fifty dollars less right, no, no fee to show up.
Speaker 1: So the first one was four s plus what else
Speaker 1: could be wrong? It's three hundred to snake it. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: well that's good okay, and what kind of guaranteed do
Speaker 1: you give? Well, if the snake doesn't work, then we
Speaker 1: have to jet jet the drain. I said, well, okay,
Speaker 1: what is the jet mean? Well, we take a high
Speaker 1: high water hose, high high power hose. We hook it
Speaker 1: up to your outside hose. We run it all around
Speaker 1: the house, into the house, into the basement, and we
Speaker 1: have this power, powerful, powerful water hose and it's shoots
Speaker 1: water and it blasts everything out. Scary. How much would
Speaker 1: it cost to do that? Do you think? Seven hundred
Speaker 1: dollars to jet the water out? Okay, so you're not going,
Speaker 1: that's not right. Seven hundred dollars to take a machine
Speaker 1: using my water that goes boof, that's he told me
Speaker 1: to go. It's just it's like boot and blasts it out.
Speaker 1: So for five minutes of book seven hundred. The third okay, so,
Speaker 1: the first one was for seventy five plus possible risk.
Speaker 1: The second one was possibly a thousand dollars. The second
Speaker 1: one was to five if you pay cash and we'll
Speaker 1: give you a forty five dollar guarantee, forty five day
Speaker 1: guarantee that if it clogs again, will boom boom. So
Speaker 1: they came in. They came so so he uh he.
Speaker 1: They go in with this massive snake, this powerful thing
Speaker 1: on on. They wheel it in right. It's like it's
Speaker 1: like a sling shot in the in the old like
Speaker 1: in the old castles when you go to war, they
Speaker 1: would they would wheel the sling shot in. They wheel
Speaker 1: this man ass of like cannon of a snake thing
Speaker 1: into my basement. They opened up this giant pipe. Remember
Speaker 1: you've talked to me about you hear the water flushing
Speaker 1: behind me in the bass They opened that giant pipe
Speaker 1: up and they go and this giant snake goes through
Speaker 1: the whole house. You could hear it going through the
Speaker 1: pipes like I've got a horror movie. The two guys,
Speaker 1: there's two guys. There's the owner's son and his assistant
Speaker 1: and the owner's son's got boots on and he's thick
Speaker 1: gloves and uh. And he's the guy over by the
Speaker 1: drain pipe. And there's the other dude who's like making
Speaker 1: sure that the snake machine is not raveling, you know,
Speaker 1: not kinking or anything. Okay. So I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave you guys for a couple of minutes, Like, can
Speaker 1: you go upstairs and turn on all the water and
Speaker 1: flush everything and get what we think it's clean? Okay.
Speaker 1: So the dude not wearing gloves says to me, opens
Speaker 1: up his hand and goes, I think we found the problem.
Speaker 1: And he's holding this law of this lump of war
Speaker 1: are damaged brownness. And I said, what the hell is that?
Speaker 1: Don't tell me it is what I think? What do
Speaker 1: you think it is? Well, I think it's physically thing.
Speaker 1: It's if it's not not human. Oh no, I thought
Speaker 1: it was shit. You said, no, no, that would no. No,
Speaker 1: It's like it's sludge. It's it's all the the flood
Speaker 1: in the basement. You could smell. It was terrible, Like
Speaker 1: I knew it was suage, all right, Well, what was
Speaker 1: it was? It was a used tampon got stuck in
Speaker 1: the got stuck somewhere in the pipes long time ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's this has been there a while. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: but I listen. I live with four women, but they
Speaker 1: have girlfriends over like. I don't know who did it,
Speaker 1: but that. So I was like, oh, that's a pretty
Speaker 1: great story. I almost paid a thousand dollars to jet
Speaker 1: that thing. Imagine that a thousand dollars. Well jet it.
Speaker 1: That is, you and I were in the wrong job.
Speaker 1: We could be jetting water into a hole for seven
Speaker 1: d dollars only after someone paid you three hundred to fail.
Speaker 1: I said, well, if you snake, if at three hundred,
Speaker 1: I stuff to pay you. Yeah, that's a gig. A
Speaker 1: hundred to show up. Yeah, so I said, is going
Speaker 1: to be part of the repair, because a lot of times,
Speaker 1: like when you hire an electricians, oh no, it's never
Speaker 1: it's always parts of labor, parts of labor, but and
Speaker 1: then much of their Equipmentee, they don't want you to
Speaker 1: come into that. They don't want to come to the
Speaker 1: house for free, Like they don't want to do free estimates.
Speaker 1: So they'll go I'll come to the house for one,
Speaker 1: but if you fix it, I'll put that towards the repair, right,
Speaker 1: so I said, is going to be towards the repair. No,
Speaker 1: that's just to walk in. That sounds like way back
Speaker 1: in the day. And we went to the bachelor party
Speaker 1: and a safe for someone. I think, I think, I
Speaker 1: think it was just it was like a hundred fifty
Speaker 1: dollars just to get the girls there, but then it
Speaker 1: was another two hundred for the strip show to get
Speaker 1: the girls there. Yeah, yeah, to get the girl right,
Speaker 1: the strippers, right, Yeah, it was back when we used
Speaker 1: to do that one. You know who's party that well,
Speaker 1: actually we could say who it was. Wasn't it Scotty Bees?
Speaker 1: I think it us Scotty. Oh I wasn't there, or
Speaker 1: is just I don't know whoever? Whatever it was, I
Speaker 1: was in. I was at a co workers. No, it
Speaker 1: was it was it was terrible. It was Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't Scotty. It was a copy. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't even I don't want to name names at this point.
Speaker 1: It was that it was my Stotty because I would
Speaker 1: have at least known about it, and I don't remember this.
Speaker 1: It was in our foggy past. You, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you were not there, but it was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have strippers up to the room and they're
Speaker 1: gonna do a show. That's great. So two girls a
Speaker 1: hundred fifty dollars just to come to the room. And
Speaker 1: then we're thinking like, okay, play the music and go
Speaker 1: and they allot money without money go towards the job.
Speaker 1: And we didn't know that. Oh shut up, we're not
Speaker 1: talking about that. But they wouldn't. They wouldn't. They wouldn't
Speaker 1: like dance or strip or do anything. I mean, they
Speaker 1: wouldn't even like they were just saying they're like okay,
Speaker 1: now all right, now you're gonna pay us to us.
Speaker 1: Actually it's one fifty for the view, No, what fifty
Speaker 1: for their for their company? Is that each or total?
Speaker 1: I forgot whatever it was. If you remember the dinner
Speaker 1: and it was like, what are they doing with what's
Speaker 1: going on here? I'm like, this is fucking this is
Speaker 1: not how this goes. That's a scamboni. Well I got
Speaker 1: scamboni at a bachelor dinner. It was a coworker of
Speaker 1: ours a long time ago. It doesn't matter who it was,
Speaker 1: but we talked about this on the podcast, and I
Speaker 1: know who you're talking about. I don't think you do.
Speaker 1: I don't think you know who it was. Let me.
Speaker 1: We went to a really expensive restaurant that may or
Speaker 1: not serve steak yep, and the person told us we
Speaker 1: had to split the bill, and it was like four
Speaker 1: d was a lot of money. And after dinner, the
Speaker 1: bachelor went out to a car and got a little
Speaker 1: entertainment and that was part of the check for dinner
Speaker 1: that I didn't know I was contributing to. Oh so
Speaker 1: oh you got to pay for that, huh for the entertainment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, the dinner's four hundred. Dinner was
Speaker 1: like three hundred, but all chipped in another hundred for
Speaker 1: the entertainment that I was unaware of. Nor nor was
Speaker 1: it a visual. It was just him going out to
Speaker 1: the car. So I don't know if you were. I
Speaker 1: got sucked over real good though, on really, how much
Speaker 1: does that cost? Hio? I'll say this. It was by
Speaker 1: buddies retirement party and they would have about fifty guys
Speaker 1: in the room and he was retiring from being a
Speaker 1: police officer and we were we had separate tables. They
Speaker 1: were all suparate tables, but it was one giant tap
Speaker 1: so you know, me I'll put my foot on the
Speaker 1: accelerator and started going crazy. Yeah, I mean that's me,
Speaker 1: you know if I know. But I was trying to
Speaker 1: be a little you know, courteous. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: we're all gonna have snaps. We're all gonna have an entree,
Speaker 1: some dessert, some drinks, whatever the bill comes. It was outrageous,
Speaker 1: but it was more than outrageous for these fifty guys,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the fuss going on? And it
Speaker 1: turns out that one corner of one of the other tables,
Speaker 1: these dudes were ordering the highest end liquor they could
Speaker 1: possibly get their hands on this one of the party
Speaker 1: from our party, but they were in at that they
Speaker 1: were literally like so you didn't see they didn't see
Speaker 1: them ordering like rip it, breaking out the two I
Speaker 1: didn't see them breaking out the class azul or having
Speaker 1: this single malt Scotch and justcall the macall the MacAllen
Speaker 1: eighteen or the Glenn Livit. They they're like literally drinking
Speaker 1: this whiskey. And apparently like three or four guys of
Speaker 1: the group went round for round and that's when they
Speaker 1: were drinking all fucking night and we all got to
Speaker 1: listen We've talked about this on several levels, but usually
Speaker 1: it's me bitching about But usually everyone is at the
Speaker 1: same table and everyone's in view of one another, so
Speaker 1: it's like, make your move, Okay, you want, you want
Speaker 1: to order that you want my friend and my friend's
Speaker 1: birthday party, when everyone was riding the shrimp towers in
Speaker 1: the alcohol and you're like, okay, I saw it. I
Speaker 1: was like, fucking, I'm gonna eat all the shrimp exactly.
Speaker 1: Or you're like, I'll want up you I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: some cave are now because everybody. But my point is
Speaker 1: when everyone's at the same table, I know it had
Speaker 1: a clue. They were running it up, right. These guys
Speaker 1: were in the corner and they're just they're just running
Speaker 1: up the bill. And then it was one tab and
Speaker 1: it was split evenly, and you know your boy got fucked. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, if it was me that I would
Speaker 1: have drank one tab, that would have been it. How
Speaker 1: bad is it? How bad? Is it scary when you
Speaker 1: start sounding like me, that's bad in this case? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty awful. But it's the Boys podcast. Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to tell you something really disturbing. I saw on
Speaker 1: TikTok good because remind me I have a TikTok complaining also,
Speaker 1: but yours better it it comes with a side of fries.
Speaker 1: It does not come with a side of fries. But
Speaker 1: this comes when I was gonna put cheese into a
Speaker 1: public service announcement. Ladies and gentlemen, I will tell you
Speaker 1: this if you have an Apple Watch, but don't. Okay,
Speaker 1: neither do I. And by the way, that is the
Speaker 1: one Apple product I don't give a shit about. I
Speaker 1: don't wear watches. I don't care. I don't wear jewelry.
Speaker 1: Not that guy. Nope. I don't have a pen Apple
Speaker 1: Apple Pen. No, don't have the pen. Don't have the watch.
Speaker 1: I do have a HomePod, which, by the way, is malfunctioning,
Speaker 1: and they actually discontinued the original model, the the big one.
Speaker 1: You can only get what's your HomePods name minis uh
Speaker 1: doesn't have a name. Oh. I was like, yo, this
Speaker 1: is my HomePod. Yo, it's my home pod. The HomePod. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a whole other story. I have to go to
Speaker 1: Apple now and it's way out of warranty and they
Speaker 1: discontinued making the full So the one that looks like
Speaker 1: a roll of sharmon. It's a it's a giant, like
Speaker 1: a white puff. It sits their cylindrical thing. Anyway, they
Speaker 1: only make the minis now, so I gotta figure this out.
Speaker 1: But but all that, I have an Alexa problem or
Speaker 1: even but by that. So so if you're wear it,
Speaker 1: if you wear an Apple watch, okay, but be careful
Speaker 1: when you're drinking. Do not get wasted hammered while you're
Speaker 1: wearing an Apple watch. I saw a TikTok where a
Speaker 1: guy was hammered as hell, passed out in his girlfriend's lap,
Speaker 1: and someone was videotaping from afar. The woman lifting the
Speaker 1: guy's arm up and literally rifling through his watch, the
Speaker 1: face of the watch, going through all his messages. Say
Speaker 1: let's see what's going on here in this watch. He
Speaker 1: has no password on the he was he was ship faced,
Speaker 1: out cold, whatever it was, it was unprotected. The point
Speaker 1: is this, I mean, you gotta have a level of
Speaker 1: trust in your relationship. But that's a whole other issue.
Speaker 1: You gotta be able to pass out in front of
Speaker 1: you loved one. You gotta be able to do that.
Speaker 1: But but it leads me to, you know, to the following.
Speaker 1: If I'm out with my friends and I get fucking
Speaker 1: ship face hammered and I'm wearing an Apple watch with
Speaker 1: no password on it. And I'm like, and someone could,
Speaker 1: anyone could just lift up my arm and just go
Speaker 1: and start looking through all my ship. It's crazy, I know.
Speaker 1: I oh some it's face I D. And there's you know,
Speaker 1: we have a peeple. Some people choose to not put
Speaker 1: any of those protections on and they just wear the
Speaker 1: damn thing without any password or any face I D.
Speaker 1: And that's a bad mistake. That's a mistake to begin with.
Speaker 1: But be careful if you're gonna be drinking around around
Speaker 1: someone who doesn't trust you. I mean, we couldn't believed
Speaker 1: this TikTok and and it was for real to the
Speaker 1: guy was for real because it's go to drunk. It's
Speaker 1: on It was on Instagram, so someone snapped it. It
Speaker 1: was it was drunk people doing things. So that's the
Speaker 1: name of the account on Instagram because then so many
Speaker 1: somebody put it up there like flight footage where like, oh,
Speaker 1: we crashed into the ocean, but it's a plane that
Speaker 1: coming into an airport. Was at a nightclub. It was
Speaker 1: at a nightclub, and the guy was passed out but
Speaker 1: cold I got anyway, So so just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever had situations like that.
Speaker 1: I know, no, no, no, But there is a TikTok
Speaker 1: that it pops up in my for you page in
Speaker 1: the feed and every but he's like angry and like,
Speaker 1: good fahim, he deserved it. There's a guy sweeping the
Speaker 1: sidewalk right and a muscle bound guy comes out of
Speaker 1: a store behind him, and at the same time there's
Speaker 1: a I think it's a Dodge Challenger. Some guy throws
Speaker 1: garbage out the window where the guy happens to be
Speaker 1: sweeping his sidewalk. Where who who sweeps the sidewalk, by
Speaker 1: the way, It's not like in a city. It looks
Speaker 1: like a fake like movie set. And then the muscular,
Speaker 1: muscular guy takes the broom, sweeps up the garbage on
Speaker 1: the floor that the guy throughout this guy's window and
Speaker 1: throws it in the car window. And then the guy
Speaker 1: is gonna get upset it and sees how big the
Speaker 1: muscular guy is and doesn't do anything about it. If
Speaker 1: everyone's like good fam, yeah, good family, throw it big
Speaker 1: guy what he deserved. It's so fake, so and then
Speaker 1: there's another one. Did we talk about this the two
Speaker 1: guys who say sexual innuendos towards women, but it's in
Speaker 1: reference to the thing behind them. Have you seen these
Speaker 1: guys where they go oh nice rack, yeah, and the
Speaker 1: girl goes, what right, They're all set up, they're all
Speaker 1: they're all fake. They're all fake. So anyway, but until
Speaker 1: my problem is on TikTok. Now, So remember a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago where everyone was taking saying, oh, look
Speaker 1: I have a selfie. They have selfies, but it was
Speaker 1: just a picture of you with somebody else that someone
Speaker 1: took extending your arm with the front facing camera. No,
Speaker 1: that is the definition of a selfie. A lot of
Speaker 1: politicians were doing that. They're like, oh, I was taking
Speaker 1: selfies with all the people that showed up. No, you weren't.
Speaker 1: You were taking a fucking picture. Someone took a picture
Speaker 1: of you and another person. That's not what a selfie is.
Speaker 1: Right now, here's my new problem. Do you have po
Speaker 1: V stands for point of view right in porn? From
Speaker 1: what I understand, when you watch a peel someone told
Speaker 1: you brodie. Yeah, when you watch a p o V
Speaker 1: porn video, it's the view of like the guy and
Speaker 1: what he sees. I've never seen that before. David's probably
Speaker 1: right on Wikipedia. I came across came across it, I
Speaker 1: was I was like, yeah, I was looking for for
Speaker 1: for a Michael Dorne who was on Star Trek, and
Speaker 1: I actually must poor and I've never seen it firsthand,
Speaker 1: but I have a visual in my head of what
Speaker 1: that might look like. Right. The problem is on TikTok especially,
Speaker 1: people don't know what po V means. So I'll give
Speaker 1: you an example. Actually, also on on Hawkeye, I was
Speaker 1: watching the Hawkeye mini series and uh, there's a scene
Speaker 1: in one of the Avengers movies where he jumps off
Speaker 1: of a building, right, and you see him as if
Speaker 1: you're on the roof, and you see him falling backwards
Speaker 1: off the roof, right, so you see his face as
Speaker 1: he's falling backwards. So I'm watching a breakdown on YouTube
Speaker 1: of this scene because they used it in the Hawkeye
Speaker 1: mini series. On on Disney Plus, they go, this is
Speaker 1: a p o V. First of all, they said po
Speaker 1: V view, which pissed me off. Not a point of view.
Speaker 1: If it was point of view, it would be from
Speaker 1: his eyes if you look right. So then I watched
Speaker 1: his video on TikTok. It was very funny and it
Speaker 1: was a girl pretending she was in a movie theater
Speaker 1: not knowing some of the Easter eggs, the prize things
Speaker 1: in the Spider Man movie, and it said p o V.
Speaker 1: When you're in Spider Man and don't know why everyone's clapping,
Speaker 1: so you clap also, But that's not p o V.
Speaker 1: Po V would be from Harris. If I'm looking at hard,
Speaker 1: it's just a video, right, it's not p o V.
Speaker 1: It's look at me in the movie theater. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it. Stop putting so on TikTok. You constantly see
Speaker 1: I'm seeing po VV. Then I know it's it's okay.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna you're never gonna they're never gonna learn,
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna teach them. Shut up. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: shut up. That comfort like a cartoon. No, that's just me.
Speaker 1: Look at me. I'm gonna telling you have some voicemails.
Speaker 1: You don't have. I have sound, but your voicemails better
Speaker 1: we do. Well, yeah it is. I'm excited. You said
Speaker 1: it was good. Well, all right, so we have a
Speaker 1: few of the Checker of the voicemail checker of the voicemailer.
Speaker 1: You're not the phone number. It's it's it's actually um
Speaker 1: is it? Uh? Oh, it's F you A seventy seven.
Speaker 1: But what's the area code? You don't know the area code?
Speaker 1: Is it? What's the areca? It? I don't even know
Speaker 1: the airic code. Don't you have to know the area code? Uh?
Speaker 1: Is it? No? No, it's two one three or something,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Oh damn it. You're in charge. You have
Speaker 1: that's on your phone. Go look it up. Now, Hold
Speaker 1: on a seconds. I transferred from my phone in your phone.
Speaker 1: I don't have anymore. No, hold a second. What is
Speaker 1: the number it is? Oh? Wow, this is crazy? What
Speaker 1: is my number? Settings? It's to one eight eight te
Speaker 1: eight FU. THAT'SO F you A. That's our phone number.
Speaker 1: Leave a voicemail, don't expect to get us live A
Speaker 1: short to the point. Yeah, nice voicemail that you think
Speaker 1: would add to our show? Yeah, because guess what I
Speaker 1: went through about fifty of these, and a lot of
Speaker 1: them were not usable for the show. But this one is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go this. Let's see what this
Speaker 1: says here? Love it scary? Scary MG from Emjine, congrats
Speaker 1: on your two founded episode. It was phenomenal. Demontage Um.
Speaker 1: That gentleman put together was a great I cracked up.
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop laughing. I started listening that episode one
Speaker 1: forty two, and I was getting a little of trying
Speaker 1: to figure who the bunk was age seventy seven. I
Speaker 1: realized I had a step from zero. So I finally
Speaker 1: caught up. After a couple of years between the pandemic
Speaker 1: Elms and my job, I would take walks uh to
Speaker 1: listen to you guys, and I put the guy Pete
Speaker 1: on every fucking trade in New Jersey. I finally sent
Speaker 1: on episode thirty one was Sucking eight seventy seven, because
Speaker 1: you couldn't stand you guys d um. Also that sucking
Speaker 1: at Agnes with the pharmacy thing. Oh my god, keep
Speaker 1: it up. You guys were fresh from the beginning and
Speaker 1: you never got stale. You guys are great. Have a
Speaker 1: good Chris, Okay, thanks all right, and she goes on
Speaker 1: and by the way, that's an example of one that
Speaker 1: is way too long but extremely entertaining. It was. It
Speaker 1: was great. You know, give me thirty seconds, We're good.
Speaker 1: Could be nice at the end you don't have to play.
Speaker 1: But listen, that was She's gonna hear this. That was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was amazing. But we want to we
Speaker 1: want to let people know leave a nice thirty concise
Speaker 1: you know what you want to say. You know, here's
Speaker 1: why I don't problem with it, she said, brought in
Speaker 1: scary and after that, I don't care. Oh no, little
Speaker 1: funk yourself there, Bernie. As long as you want it
Speaker 1: to be, that's what she said. Okay, all right, here
Speaker 1: comes another one. I got about five of them, so
Speaker 1: five ones. Look at you, Hey, scrotis Jonathan from Maha.
Speaker 1: I'm out here working as a before model, but I
Speaker 1: wanted you to let you all know your podcasting good
Speaker 1: to me. My dog got hurt piece this month. It's
Speaker 1: been a bumpy ride. But as the coronavirus ever, I'm
Speaker 1: picking up there and get me a slush's place. Y'all
Speaker 1: talk about all the times hasten to it right now,
Speaker 1: we'll see you love that guy was winning, he says, Ohio,
Speaker 1: how and I love the fact that his daughter he
Speaker 1: was giving He was like doing jokes. He was doing
Speaker 1: stand up in his voicemail dot perfect it's Quizza and
Speaker 1: Iowa is a breakfast flight. It is not comfortable to
Speaker 1: regular pizza, to real pizza, So don't be able and
Speaker 1: people from Ihowa don't be claiming that it's the best pizza.
Speaker 1: It's breakfast pizza. It is a vehicle to deliver breakfast school.
Speaker 1: That's the best. There are other pizza, breakfast pizza. It's
Speaker 1: good breakfast pizza. Thanks for clarici finding. It's been a
Speaker 1: long it's been a long fight. In case you don't
Speaker 1: know that, every time we talk about pizza, people from
Speaker 1: Iowa say, oh, Casey's gas station pizza is the best.
Speaker 1: But yes, I do, hear Brodie. They make a mean
Speaker 1: breakfast pizza slice, which we know doesn't even qualify as pizza.
Speaker 1: That's a whole other argument, but apparently for what it is,
Speaker 1: and apparently it's cheese and eggs and bacon on dough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they say it's good. And you know what, next time
Speaker 1: I'm in Iowa, I'm gonna try it. All right. Well,
Speaker 1: Timothy Martin Jr. On Twitter is having a heart attack
Speaker 1: right now, so I'm gonna make sure pizza that's right,
Speaker 1: he said, Well, it's official, it's confirmed. And what he
Speaker 1: did he sent me a screenshot of Dave Portnoy, the
Speaker 1: head of Barstool Sports who does pizza reviews. He wrote,
Speaker 1: I will not trash Iowa. I love Iowa, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite schools I've been to. Granted I wouldn't feed
Speaker 1: Casey's pizza to my dog, but they are still great people.
Speaker 1: Casey's General Store pizza is trash, So alright, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to share what what Timothy Martin shared with us.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Tim. Here's another what's going on, Brodie and Scary?
Speaker 1: Scary and Brodie. This is John from Long Eye in
Speaker 1: New York. I'm a mail carrier, been a fan of
Speaker 1: the Big Show for many, many many years, started from
Speaker 1: episode zero back in August. Time did perfectly to have
Speaker 1: episode two hundreds to be finally all caught up. I
Speaker 1: just want to say congratulations. The episode was awesome. I
Speaker 1: hope to get more from you guys, very very soon.
Speaker 1: Fu age Brodie. Please remember to always tip your mail
Speaker 1: carrier and guys. Thank you so much, and have a
Speaker 1: great happy holidays and New Years. You know something, Brodie,
Speaker 1: we aired a phone tap over the holiday on The
Speaker 1: Big Show. That was actually we did it right here
Speaker 1: in the New Year. It was the leaving the tip
Speaker 1: for the for the garbage man leaving the tip. Uh,
Speaker 1: and it was, it was. It was actually very funny
Speaker 1: you did that phone tap. But we I don't know.
Speaker 1: I always listen nowadays, I'm not I don't I'm not
Speaker 1: front facing with the people who pick up the trash
Speaker 1: because I live in an apartment building. But but my
Speaker 1: parents absolutely leave tip for the postman, post woman, whatever,
Speaker 1: and the trash people all of it. Well, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the the the sanitation employees, don't call them trash people.
Speaker 1: Have donet sound right, the trash men, women, the sanitation
Speaker 1: work collect the garden to be called that, all right? Well,
Speaker 1: but anyway, but you know, you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what he was trying to say to tip. He's a
Speaker 1: post he's a postal worker. Right. I'm torn with that
Speaker 1: because and I think we've discussed this already. I love
Speaker 1: my postal carrier, and I did leave her a tip
Speaker 1: this year. I just feel unusual about it because as
Speaker 1: a government employee, Uh, you know, am I tipping my
Speaker 1: cops and my firefighters? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Where does it end? Well? No, I mean you work,
Speaker 1: they I don't know. I I disagree if you personalized service.
Speaker 1: And I happen to like her very much, but I
Speaker 1: there was there was a lot of years in my
Speaker 1: life where I was like, what come on, ye all right,
Speaker 1: here's one more, give me one more, and then I
Speaker 1: have sound Hey, what's up guys morning? Did your boyd
Speaker 1: jave Bray and what's happened? Is Gary up? Brody just
Speaker 1: started the two D episode man asking guys. I love
Speaker 1: you guys so much and uh and he's putting out
Speaker 1: that quality content. Brody, Man, my brother so much, so
Speaker 1: much club sending up to you boy looking all that weight, man,
Speaker 1: I mean he looked good before, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But hey, you've got the bill word man, all right,
Speaker 1: I like that because I just can I just dog well.
Speaker 1: I wanted to just add to that because I wanted
Speaker 1: to comment and just say that you look amazing, Brodie.
Speaker 1: I mean, thanks, I saw you last week. You're down
Speaker 1: like what how many pounds? Thirty five pounds now more?
Speaker 1: Thir still between thirty and thirty five. That is amazing.
Speaker 1: That is sick. Well, I wanted a comment on on
Speaker 1: two people who said similar things that I don't know
Speaker 1: what they're talking about, and I'm not looking for compliments.
Speaker 1: I just want you to see if you could explain
Speaker 1: this to me. Okay. Uh Ashley nine to four on
Speaker 1: Instagram said, um on a post about about peanuts the
Speaker 1: squirrel peanuts adorable and this was an excellent podcast, but
Speaker 1: I can't stop looking at David Brody. He never needed
Speaker 1: to change the thing. I'll bless you by the way, Ashley, Ashley,
Speaker 1: thank you. He never needed I hope she listened to
Speaker 1: the podcast. I don't know if she does. He never
Speaker 1: needed to change a thing, but looks but so happy
Speaker 1: for him. And uh as he looks as if he's glowing.
Speaker 1: Oh wow. And then and then somebody else last week said,
Speaker 1: I you know, they watched my my video on Elvista
Speaker 1: dot com slash sauce the there made the lasagna and said,
Speaker 1: it looks like I'm glowing. Good my skin look any different? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it does look healthier, It does look brighter, unless it
Speaker 1: was the lighting. You have a ring light there. I
Speaker 1: know you don't know. I don't have a ring light,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what it was good for you man.
Speaker 1: Speaking of the lasagna, Janine Saint Pierre d m to
Speaker 1: me and said, hey, we made your spicy green stripe
Speaker 1: lasagna today and Mike all Caps, Italian boyfriend from Long
Speaker 1: Island states it's the best he's ever had. That's a
Speaker 1: big kudos as if he uh and he is an
Speaker 1: amazing cook. Thanks Brodie. So I listen, I'm faking it, man,
Speaker 1: I've been making lasagna because that's what I can make.
Speaker 1: Like that's not like I'm not a I'm not a chef.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've worked in kitchens for many years. But side,
Speaker 1: that's great that our Italian boyfriend like my lasagna. By
Speaker 1: the way, Elvis durand dot com slash sauce, I have
Speaker 1: still not surpassed everyone on the list of views on
Speaker 1: the YouTube views. So let hook a brother up. Let's
Speaker 1: get Brodie. Let's get Brodie some some love there. Let's
Speaker 1: get some love there. Yeah, and that's some lovey Jones
Speaker 1: steak pizzola. That would be great there. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something, uh, ten times as many people listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast as have watched then then like watch our videos.
Speaker 1: I'm saying maybe like a third of you guys watched
Speaker 1: the video. Um, we have some sound coming right up?
Speaker 1: Sound coming up for me? And I remind me Walgreens
Speaker 1: just and I have some really nice email to read to.
Speaker 1: You didn't remind me Walgreens Walgreen's. Okay, it's a quick
Speaker 1: one's quick. Thank you for thank you for thank for
Speaker 1: minding me. So I had a place in order for
Speaker 1: something and my daughter said she'd go pick it up.
Speaker 1: So I placed she was because she's like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Walgreen's. I said, oh, I have to play a
Speaker 1: pharmacy order and uh and pick up some other things.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna order through the app. Anyway. I ordered
Speaker 1: through the app, and when she gets there, they say
Speaker 1: they have no record of the order of the gonn
Speaker 1: I have a confirmation of the order. Then we have no,
Speaker 1: we have no uh, we have no record of the order.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right. They tell me on the phone.
Speaker 1: She's my daughter says to me, they told me to
Speaker 1: tell you to cancel the order in the app. So
Speaker 1: I go in the I go with the thing, and
Speaker 1: I cancel the order in the app and it says
Speaker 1: we're unable to process your request to cancel the order
Speaker 1: at this time. All right, So I said, go funk,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta call them. I just spent like
Speaker 1: thirty five dollars. I want to cancel it because my
Speaker 1: daughter just picked up the stuff at thirty five dollars,
Speaker 1: so now I'm out thirty five dollars. So I called
Speaker 1: for two days straight and this is the message I got.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Walgreens. We are currently experiencing a
Speaker 1: facilities emergency. Please call back at a later time. Click
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard that before? We're currently experiencing a
Speaker 1: facilities emerging? What is that? That's that's actually we don't
Speaker 1: want to answer the phone. Go fund yourself. Is that
Speaker 1: a flooding, a fire, a shooting? Like? What is that?
Speaker 1: And by the way, who took the time to record that?
Speaker 1: Or was that? Hey? All right, we have a series
Speaker 1: of messages here, let's go with message message three facilities emergency.
Speaker 1: Gotta get out of here, because I was it under
Speaker 1: Was it like like, is there one guy working and
Speaker 1: he had to take a dump so that he had
Speaker 1: to go use the facilities? Maybe it was there was
Speaker 1: a stick up. I don't know. Maybe I didn't call
Speaker 1: one Walgreens. I called corporate Walgreens. That's a cop out,
Speaker 1: that's what That's their way of saying, we don't want
Speaker 1: to answer this call. But wait, a minute. But it's
Speaker 1: a whole company. You're telling me the entire customer service
Speaker 1: department didn't want to inser the call. Yeah. Same with
Speaker 1: Best Buy when I tried to ask if they had
Speaker 1: an item in stock over the holidays, same bullshit. It
Speaker 1: was like, you call the corporate and then they transfer
Speaker 1: you to the You want to be transferred to the
Speaker 1: local store and see if it hasn't in stock. You
Speaker 1: don't want to talk to these national people. And then
Speaker 1: there is no one to talk to nationally anyway. It's
Speaker 1: only recorded messages. So you finally hit a button, press
Speaker 1: one to go to this local store, and they don't
Speaker 1: fucking they don't answer the phone there either. They literally
Speaker 1: hang up on you goes it rings and it goes
Speaker 1: click click, and then you're done. That's what they do
Speaker 1: when they transfer the call every time. And it was Walgreen's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was Walgreen's for me to Dwyne Reid,
Speaker 1: which is a subsidiary of Walgreens and Best Best. Yes,
Speaker 1: Walgreen's owns Best. Walgreen's owns read. But Dwyne Reid is
Speaker 1: like a Northeast thing, right, It's not. It's not a
Speaker 1: national China is still named after that first location, which
Speaker 1: was on the corner of Dwayne and Read. That's correct.
Speaker 1: But if you could have just imagined the frustration, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find if you have this fucking thing
Speaker 1: in stock They don't do that anymore. They don't answer
Speaker 1: the phone. They don't they don't have the the manpower,
Speaker 1: the woman power, the personnel. Most of the companies you
Speaker 1: call the working from home. Yeah, but the thing is,
Speaker 1: if if a store had to sit there and answer
Speaker 1: the phones all day, they would never get to the
Speaker 1: customers in the store. Don hear that? Do that in
Speaker 1: the background, No, I don't hear anything. Your voices in
Speaker 1: your head? Well, I don't know, no, what is that?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's your room? But going off was no, I
Speaker 1: know what it was. So I paused. I had the
Speaker 1: news on and I paused it right, And I was
Speaker 1: watching a book of Boba Fette last night on Disney Plus.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a big Star Wars fan, and so
Speaker 1: I was playing it last night with the sound surround
Speaker 1: sound in the dark. I was alone in the house.
Speaker 1: I had a little time and uh so I had
Speaker 1: the sound system on in the living room. Well, when
Speaker 1: I when I uh sat down and put the news
Speaker 1: on a little while ago. I had the sound system
Speaker 1: on because it was still on so um, nobody's home yet.
Speaker 1: So I had the News on and I paused it. Well,
Speaker 1: my DVR lets you pause for an hour and a half,
Speaker 1: so I'm sitting I'm going It sounded like there was
Speaker 1: like someone leaving a message on the answering machine, which
Speaker 1: I don't I don't listen to usually, but we we
Speaker 1: do have part of sound as he all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it just starts rolling. So I'm like, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be the longest voicemail message that anyone's ever left. I
Speaker 1: realized it was the News once I wouldn't turn it off.
Speaker 1: I really, I really didn't think that you're you're a room,
Speaker 1: but started vacuuming the play. No, I don't have a room.
Speaker 1: But speaking of the news, you know I always update
Speaker 1: you when I'm confused for the other David Brody, Oh god,
Speaker 1: not again. I think I can't stand at this guy
Speaker 1: on even he doesn't even deserve to show so he
Speaker 1: made he made a horrible comment about um, black people,
Speaker 1: So I got I got ripped for that, but you
Speaker 1: know it wasn't me. So this guy tweeted at me,
Speaker 1: at David Brody, boycott this garbage, devil worshiper Satan askedlicking ball,
Speaker 1: sack suck scumbag atheist, Satan worshiping dumbass. And you're like,
Speaker 1: I agree, but that's gotta be the best one I've
Speaker 1: gotten a long time. Can I read it again? Go
Speaker 1: for it at David Brody, boycott this garbage devil worshiper,
Speaker 1: Satan ass, licking ball, sack sucking, scumbag atheist, Satan worshiping dumbass.
Speaker 1: Now there you go. You thought you had it bad,
Speaker 1: scary as somebody commented that you should have talked about
Speaker 1: the fire. Take a victory sip of your Espresso Martini.
Speaker 1: That is the case. Oh, by the way, I'm speaking
Speaker 1: of espresso Martini's real quick um. They're back with a vengeance.
Speaker 1: Every time I go, and at least here in the Northeast,
Speaker 1: every time I go someplace to a bar, you're attacked
Speaker 1: by espresso Martini. There's every woman has an Espresso Martini
Speaker 1: in her hand. I couldn't believe it. The other night.
Speaker 1: I looked left, I looked right, I looked at the bar,
Speaker 1: I looked people standing around in circles. Everyone was everyone
Speaker 1: had espresso. There's an Espresso Martini raise happening right now now.
Speaker 1: If it hasn't reached your area yet, it will eventually
Speaker 1: we're gonna take it. I'm not gonna have a drink
Speaker 1: because other people decided that's the drink I should have.
Speaker 1: But that happens a lot though. You know, It's like
Speaker 1: people see Mickey do yea that yeah, that put it
Speaker 1: on drinking Cosmos from Sex in the City fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1: I gotta drink a second cosmos. It's everyone's drinking Espresso
Speaker 1: Martinez like it's the thing. I think it's it's the
Speaker 1: It's the two thousand twenty two Cosmopolitans, all right, you
Speaker 1: know what the bartend is thinking, what a follower, but
Speaker 1: the bartenders thing, motherfucker's I can't stand making this ship
Speaker 1: because it takes yeah, right right exactly. You don't have it.
Speaker 1: And that's not just you don't just pour it into
Speaker 1: the glass. You have to you have to pour the ice,
Speaker 1: the ice to market, you know, the colder, the ice,
Speaker 1: little Kalua ice. If you're talking me into it, maybe
Speaker 1: to have one. Sometimes they some people use Bailey's and
Speaker 1: kaloo along with the with the espresso and vodka. You
Speaker 1: know I don't drink but Bailey's and Kaloa. That's that's
Speaker 1: right there for me. With vodka, I like colue and milk.
Speaker 1: I tell you, I'll tell you what, Brody, I just
Speaker 1: put in flavor coloe? What did you tell me? I'm
Speaker 1: going to challenge. I'm going to challenge you. I know
Speaker 1: you're not a big drinker, but you're cann't say this,
Speaker 1: you all? If you find me an espresso martini, when
Speaker 1: will that happen steak dinner now? Because no, because steak
Speaker 1: and my espresso martiniz don't go together. Why that's disgusting?
Speaker 1: Why why coffee and steak? Espresso Martinio is something to
Speaker 1: be drink alone at the bar, or it's something to
Speaker 1: be had as a dessert. Was to say what goes
Speaker 1: with what? Who's to say? I will put catchup on
Speaker 1: my steak and drink my espresso martini as I if
Speaker 1: that's what? If that's what I want? Drinking milk with
Speaker 1: your pork sandwich. You don't drink milk for dinner with
Speaker 1: fried chicken. Yeah, but coffee goes with steak? Coffee is heavy.
Speaker 1: Coffee does not go with steak. Of course, it is
Speaker 1: coffee and meat. You never had like breakfast and dessert.
Speaker 1: Who said I'm just the way it is? Who said
Speaker 1: I was? I was a training manage of a Starbucks.
Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me, oh speaking a training manager of
Speaker 1: a Tangent, that's me. I'm on Tangents, you know, special
Speaker 1: martiniz just saying I challenge you to drink when I
Speaker 1: guarantee you'll love it and you'll be on three or four,
Speaker 1: but you'll do I'll wait. I'll wait six months before
Speaker 1: I have another one, so I don't look like I'm
Speaker 1: a lemming. Oh yeah, you and everybody else. Why would
Speaker 1: I drink something that's been around for a hundred years
Speaker 1: just because all of a sudden, every dude through was
Speaker 1: drinking one of them. It's all the rage. So you
Speaker 1: don't have a problem with the Martinez. I don't like
Speaker 1: the glasses, but that's that's the worst glasses, the wide
Speaker 1: V glasses. I'm sure there's a way that it has
Speaker 1: to like, let the thing breathe and it looks good
Speaker 1: as present take it's too drippy, it's too so you
Speaker 1: can't walk with them by the way, one false, one
Speaker 1: false move the whole thing slashes out of it. Let
Speaker 1: me bumps into you. It's like, oh, I to pay
Speaker 1: for your dry cleaning. Now you've got to express some
Speaker 1: martini in your white suit. Because it's not aver The
Speaker 1: glass is not vertical. It's on a V and it's
Speaker 1: one angle and it does you want me to drink
Speaker 1: in a supermini put in the mug to handle, I'll
Speaker 1: drink a liquid slides right out the fucking side of
Speaker 1: the glass. That's terrible. It's terrible. You might as well
Speaker 1: just put like a like a spout on the side,
Speaker 1: like a funnel and just pour and I can say
Speaker 1: it's a funnel basically. That's it's the worst glass. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you for agreeing with me. The worst glass, the worst,
Speaker 1: the worst class ever. You want to play my sound
Speaker 1: now after we do some email on a break. But
Speaker 1: I have a couple of this is something you're gonna
Speaker 1: want to comment on. I think this is normly comment
Speaker 1: on stuff scary, But all right, no, you know you're
Speaker 1: to yourself. So we we got an email that's you scary.
Speaker 1: You do yourself, Hey scary and brody. Hey, thanks for
Speaker 1: spelling my name right. Just listen to episode two oh
Speaker 1: one where Scary went off on the dog on the plane. UM.
Speaker 1: I had clients over the years with their quote fake
Speaker 1: es A dogs that stands for emotional support animal UM.
Speaker 1: Usually the clients had money and didn't want to pay
Speaker 1: for their pet. UM. I'm a travel agent. There are
Speaker 1: no more emotional support animals allowed on flights. Her dog
Speaker 1: was either a true support dog. There was a mention
Speaker 1: of a vest talking about the person that I and
Speaker 1: you know that I encountered. It was a full sized
Speaker 1: fucking poodle and it was no way that was an
Speaker 1: emotional support animal. So Ivy says that the person on
Speaker 1: my flight was either a true dog. It was either
Speaker 1: true support dog because it had a vest with proper papers,
Speaker 1: because you need to have many forms completed for each flight.
Speaker 1: While her poodle didn't seem like a traditional golden retriever
Speaker 1: or labrador, it must have served some type of trained
Speaker 1: support to board. Her poodle didn't seem like a traditional
Speaker 1: other kind of dog well, because they're usually labs or
Speaker 1: retrievers there. But you need emotional support. Why can't you
Speaker 1: get that from a poodle? If she didn't have animals,
Speaker 1: if she didn't have a vest it could have been paid. No, no,
Speaker 1: she had a vest on. That that means she didn't
Speaker 1: pay for the dog to be on there. You can't
Speaker 1: physically see all disabilities that a dog may provide support for.
Speaker 1: Also can't physically see things. You visually see things. A
Speaker 1: redundant one comes to the gym I go to, and
Speaker 1: she's a great Dane. She wears a vest. I witnessed
Speaker 1: her owner on a bike kept pawing her gently. Her
Speaker 1: heart rate must have been too high. The owners stopped
Speaker 1: for a few minutes, and the dogs settled right next
Speaker 1: to her. Slice for Life from Mentor, Ohio. Now I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you that's pronounced it pnce. I think I
Speaker 1: think this person going to the gym no offense. I
Speaker 1: think that they took the dog to the gym because
Speaker 1: there's no dogs allout in the gym. But she didn't
Speaker 1: want to leave the dog home by themselves. So you
Speaker 1: slap a vest on the damn thing, and now the
Speaker 1: dog is working outside by side. Apparently you need papers.
Speaker 1: Well apparently, yeah, But let me say, let me tell something.
Speaker 1: The cost of the vest has got to be less
Speaker 1: enough plane ticket. Guess what I could probably go to
Speaker 1: Amazon or or anywhere on the black market. If yeah,
Speaker 1: the same companies inspector shirts. I can google Emotional Support
Speaker 1: Animal Vest and I guarantee you they come in all
Speaker 1: shapes and sizes and colors. Yeah, I'm just saying, speaking
Speaker 1: of which scary, speaking of shapes and sizes, And how
Speaker 1: good you said? I look? Which is right? Kind of
Speaker 1: you you are? Thank you? You are in first court
Speaker 1: of scary. I am your birthday is coming up where
Speaker 1: you won't have any cake. That is correct. That that's
Speaker 1: the one day where I go. This is the man
Speaker 1: is unbelievable right now. Well, the second time is used
Speaker 1: on Super Bowl Sunday, but the fact that they added
Speaker 1: another week to the NFL schedule pushes the games back
Speaker 1: by a week. And now I'm within one day of
Speaker 1: coming off the diet on Super Bowl Sunday. I may
Speaker 1: just break it a day early the Super Bowl Sunday May. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you may. You may have to have finally enjoy yourself. Um. Also, Brody,
Speaker 1: we talked about shoe bagels on the show The Fake
Speaker 1: Babagels Bagels. Baglay saying shoe bagels is like people who
Speaker 1: say Dwight instead of Dwight Well she bagels. Um Mark
Speaker 1: Price found this and it's I would say this is priceless, Hey, Scar, Hey,
Speaker 1: scary and Brodie. I saw this at Sheets with a Z.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of them in essential p a yep.
Speaker 1: At least they are being honest about the ship bagels
Speaker 1: they got. I know it's one letter off, but I
Speaker 1: thought close enough and they're still ship. I love the
Speaker 1: podcast and you guys, And he said the Sheets bagel
Speaker 1: he sends a picture of, because apparently you can order
Speaker 1: off an iPad or visually there's it's called a Schmeagel
Speaker 1: and it's it's a real product, Brodie, at Cheets you
Speaker 1: can get a schmagel at Sheets and it literally looks
Speaker 1: like some kind of cheese with an egg on a
Speaker 1: fake bagel, of course, a ship bagel, and there's some
Speaker 1: kind of redness underneath it all. And when s s
Speaker 1: H s H m H g E L so Sheets
Speaker 1: sells schmgel's thank you, Mark. That's great, hey, speaking to
Speaker 1: people ripping us off. Robin Margoulas, I'm pretty sure I'm
Speaker 1: pronouncing that name right. Uh. Robin has sent us a
Speaker 1: bunch of stuff this week. That's funny, as shit, but
Speaker 1: she sent this video. I don't know if it's it's
Speaker 1: one of those. It's the view, it's out the view.
Speaker 1: What show is this? I don't know. It doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what. It's one of those afternoon shows
Speaker 1: where women sit around and talk. Anyway, So they're talking
Speaker 1: one of those, one of those. They're talking about a
Speaker 1: wooden board with food on. It's scary, and Sir Robin wrote,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this just happened live on TV. Do
Speaker 1: you think she listened to the Brooklyn boys? What happened?
Speaker 1: They called Chakuchi scary? Did I ruin it scary? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: You're the worst? I am the worst? What did ahead? So?
Speaker 1: What happened on TV? So I gotta take I gotta
Speaker 1: hold on turn Oh it's you have sound to accompany this?
Speaker 1: They have sound, you douche? Who cares? People know what
Speaker 1: we do? Hold on? Hold on? Jackuchery you heard? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you heard you call it? JACKUCHERI CHERI love got I
Speaker 1: gotta find oh, I gotta find the I'll have to
Speaker 1: save the d M for next week. I had a
Speaker 1: great d M about Spider Man. The audio that I
Speaker 1: wanted to play. Quick two Quick ones. We gotta take
Speaker 1: a break and then we're gonna play some sound. This
Speaker 1: This is something from Roseanne Polo uh Suffolk County, Long Island,
Speaker 1: checking in. I'm originally from Brooklyn. I visit my local
Speaker 1: seven eleven every morning and this sign has been recently posted.
Speaker 1: So she shouting us out. She took a picture of
Speaker 1: the seven eleven. Now the sign says sorry sorry, no sorry,
Speaker 1: no money orders. Um apostrophe s no money orders. Comma,
Speaker 1: comma go to the post office or cash period checking
Speaker 1: place period, I mean talking about bad so here. So
Speaker 1: she goes on to say, she said us that picture,
Speaker 1: and she says, the best part about this is I
Speaker 1: told a coworker, a worker there who I'm friendly with,
Speaker 1: that they should really put up a new sign. And
Speaker 1: she said, my manager had Suzanne right it and post it.
Speaker 1: Here is the case. So so she finds out who
Speaker 1: Susanne is. Susanne is originally from benson Hurst, Brooklyn, where
Speaker 1: she's from. I almost died. The point is it's like
Speaker 1: she's from Brooklyn. She knows better. She takes the picture,
Speaker 1: sends it to us, and she's telling them to correct
Speaker 1: it because the worker blames it that Oh, they write
Speaker 1: it off to the fact that now Susanne wrote it,
Speaker 1: she's from Brooklyn. Yeah, okay, thanks. It's like an insult
Speaker 1: pretty much, assuming that you know, you don't know how
Speaker 1: to spell, and it's almost a given that you're you're
Speaker 1: gonna have poor grammar if you're from Brooklyn, not these
Speaker 1: two guys. Finally, Paul Hicky, he's got a problem with you,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna take a break. Then we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to read it. Brody. Seriously, guys, Brody, while you
Speaker 1: never in the studio to record a damn podcast that
Speaker 1: even when you're in the studio for the big show,
Speaker 1: you guys don't record live together. And frankly, it seems
Speaker 1: about time to get back to recording side by side.
Speaker 1: One and a half hour is a week together to
Speaker 1: record and have better banter and rhythm. Seems worth it
Speaker 1: for us, Slices. I've been a fans. It's episode zero.
Speaker 1: As you both know, you're truly the best guys around.
Speaker 1: I like that ship sandwich starts with the compliment, gives
Speaker 1: you the ship and now back to a compliment. What's
Speaker 1: your response there, David Brodie, Well, I'll glad to respond
Speaker 1: it that first of all, there's no guarantee that the
Speaker 1: band would be any better. I think the band has
Speaker 1: been great. Uh. Second of all, Uh, I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: twice scary. What has happened scary? The last two times?
Speaker 1: I was going to be in studio and was in
Speaker 1: studio and I said, hey, why don't we do the
Speaker 1: podcast while I'm there? What happened? We both had things
Speaker 1: to do after the show. We had things to do.
Speaker 1: I suggested, what we do the pod? I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. We had things to do. We
Speaker 1: had to fading David Brodie's mic down. Fading down the
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. Okay, I think the coast is clear to
Speaker 1: fade his mic back up against slow feeding his mic up.
Speaker 1: So there you go. I hope you're happy. I just
Speaker 1: let loose. I hope you just That was the reason
Speaker 1: why that was The people heard the truth. Now they know.
Speaker 1: Now they know. So we we do have sound. We
Speaker 1: are in a pandemic. And I do see this. I
Speaker 1: see this one piece of sound here. Okay, yeah, so
Speaker 1: let me get to that. I got this I want
Speaker 1: to pass to you on a second. I get this
Speaker 1: in the folder. What do you want with the one
Speaker 1: that thoughts with letter. Oh yeah, okay, so the new
Speaker 1: variant of the COVID nineteen right, we had the regular
Speaker 1: COVID nineteam that delta variant, and now there's them we
Speaker 1: have how do you keeping were collecting them? Crown? Oh
Speaker 1: is the first letter of macrown like beanie babies. Some
Speaker 1: people some people say O macron even though it's a macron. Okay.
Speaker 1: I've heard a couple of senators during some uh senators yeah,
Speaker 1: refer to it as omni crown. Sounds like a video game.
Speaker 1: There's no end in O macron. But this newscaster said
Speaker 1: it like a five year old play the clip. It's
Speaker 1: a confusing thing I think for people is it supplies
Speaker 1: to both the vaccinated and the unvaccinated. Um and also
Speaker 1: this guidance is based on research that came out prior
Speaker 1: to the only cron Vann talk. I've actually heard that
Speaker 1: one a lot. I have not heard anyone say O
Speaker 1: me crown you get, oh me, oh me you got
Speaker 1: the g Maxwell clip. Of course. So Jeffrey Epstein, the
Speaker 1: pedophile who may have might have killed himself in prison
Speaker 1: Billionaires Island, we don't know. He had a female lover
Speaker 1: who was indicted and up brought up on charges and
Speaker 1: her name if I remember correctly, it's not important, but
Speaker 1: it's it's spelled something along the lines of g h
Speaker 1: I s hell. It looks like it. It's it's just
Speaker 1: i'd give her too much attention because she's a piece
Speaker 1: of ship. Um. But so people call it uh glene anyway,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of so this. This newscaster just completely
Speaker 1: went off the rails. I'd love to hear this. I
Speaker 1: want to hear this one for steering our coverage in sour.
Speaker 1: She just gave her she americanized her name. She went
Speaker 1: from girl Lane to to Jillian Jillian Jillian. All right,
Speaker 1: and we have a couple more. We gotta move quick.
Speaker 1: This is uh did we play church last week? We did?
Speaker 1: Oh no, don't play church. I didn't send your church. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do let's do truck driver okay, So okay, So
Speaker 1: I want you to play this clip. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a and the guy's going to talk to you about
Speaker 1: the hazards of being a truck driver. And after the plays,
Speaker 1: I want you to tell me how confident you are
Speaker 1: in what he's saying and his knowledge. This is the
Speaker 1: commercial as a truck driver, I've learned how important road
Speaker 1: safety is. I know that large trucks need more time
Speaker 1: than room to stop. That's why I always hang back
Speaker 1: and follow other vehicles at a safe distance. Everyone can
Speaker 1: help keep our roads safe. Next time you're driving, try
Speaker 1: to remember to always give trucks extra space when you
Speaker 1: emerge in front of them. Let's all plan to share
Speaker 1: the roads safely. Okay, so he said, as a truck driver.
Speaker 1: First of all, no shot. That guy's a truck driver,
Speaker 1: doesn't truck driver? What does the truck driver sala? Scary, Well,
Speaker 1: that guy is not a truck driver. Hold on, so
Speaker 1: he says, as a truck driver, right, I've learned how
Speaker 1: important road safety is. Right, he says, I like to
Speaker 1: to hang back. I hit the breaks back space, right
Speaker 1: I I, I, I, this is what I do. Scary,
Speaker 1: that's an edited commercial. Would you please play truck driver
Speaker 1: number two to hear the full commercial and then tell
Speaker 1: me how much value he has? Now following is an
Speaker 1: aida As a truck driver, I've learned how important she said.
Speaker 1: The following is a paid actor. So now you've said
Speaker 1: the guy you're about to hear is full of shit?
Speaker 1: Exactly all he had to saw the script, right. I
Speaker 1: needed to do was say, hey, if you're a truck driver,
Speaker 1: be safe, right right, But now you've not. You couldn't.
Speaker 1: There's so many truck drivers dying for work. You couldn't
Speaker 1: find one truck driver to say, hey, I'm a truck drive.
Speaker 1: Any any credence you would have given this has now
Speaker 1: been is now backfired and is has actually been reversed
Speaker 1: because she says actor right, and he says after that
Speaker 1: is bullshit. Yeah, the following the paid actor. That means
Speaker 1: this was That means someone wrote lines for this person
Speaker 1: to say, and they're not really They're not really a
Speaker 1: truck driver. And you couldn't find a real truck driver
Speaker 1: who drives safely on the road who is willing to
Speaker 1: say that. You've got a guy to pretend he likes
Speaker 1: to step on the brakes, I like to drive safely.
Speaker 1: You're not a truck driver. This, by the way, pointed
Speaker 1: out he doesn't sound like a truck truck driver I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, which leads me back to the beginning
Speaker 1: where I said, this guy, no, no shot, this guy's
Speaker 1: a truck driver, right, So but I didn't, by the way,
Speaker 1: I did not hear the clip ahead of time that
Speaker 1: I didn't know that that was coming with the paid actor.
Speaker 1: But it makes all the sense of the world. I
Speaker 1: would like my partner in crime, Scary Jones, to do
Speaker 1: his impression. Driver go all right, let's move on to
Speaker 1: the hon days. We have a lot of truck drivers
Speaker 1: that listen to the brook and buys. You know that,
Speaker 1: right you You want to keep those listeners, right, I
Speaker 1: do ye? Why were you gonna do a bad impression?
Speaker 1: It was probably gonna be poor and it was not
Speaker 1: gonna give truck drivers around the country justice. I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of truck drivers because we all are, you know.
Speaker 1: But I would I would consider doing that for a living,
Speaker 1: like if I could keep awake. I love driving. I
Speaker 1: love long road trips, listening to the radio and satellite.
Speaker 1: Truck driver, call us at to one eight a few
Speaker 1: ape seventy seven, leave a voicemail and give us a
Speaker 1: voice and give us a little honk, and and also
Speaker 1: let us know if you put your truck on a
Speaker 1: cat scale, remember that. Ye sure? Okay? So hunday, I
Speaker 1: my my wife and I but it was her car.
Speaker 1: So she used to have a Hyundai Tucson named after Tucson, Arizona.
Speaker 1: They also have a Hyundai Santa Fe named after Santa Fe,
Speaker 1: New Mexico. Is that fair to say Tucson t U
Speaker 1: s c o N Tucson. I can imagine the butchering
Speaker 1: of this. So this guy, the first clip you're gonna play,
Speaker 1: calls my house from a Hyundai dealership. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say where. Okay, I took out his name. I took
Speaker 1: at the name of the dealership. He calls me every week,
Speaker 1: claiming that he's responding to my inquiry to buy a
Speaker 1: new Hundai. First of all, I'm not buying another Hundai.
Speaker 1: I sold my Hundai and I'm not buying another one.
Speaker 1: Not that they're not good, cause I don't need one.
Speaker 1: For I have two relatively new cause I don't need
Speaker 1: an Hundai. Okay, But every time he calls, he says
Speaker 1: two things. He says he's calling about my inquiry, following
Speaker 1: up on my inquiry into buying a new car. But
Speaker 1: now this guy works. Now, imagine scary you and worked
Speaker 1: for Elvis dur in the Morning Show. Imagine if we
Speaker 1: told people we worked for Elvis Durham in the Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Play the clip of this guy trying to sell a car.
Speaker 1: Oh no, play the clip in Tucson. Tukeson Tucson, the Tucson.
Speaker 1: Sam just follow it always knows so yeah, so so
Speaker 1: you can imagine um every day that every every time
Speaker 1: he calls me. Now, keep in mind, um uh he
Speaker 1: yells in a Tucson. So I called him today after
Speaker 1: after like I don't know, eleven messages on my you know,
Speaker 1: they because he sometimes I get home late at night
Speaker 1: and he's called, Like he's already after hours. I can't
Speaker 1: call him. I called him back immediately and I said
Speaker 1: to the guy, listen, my name is David. You just
Speaker 1: called me. Oh yeah, yeah, David Brody, I just called you. Hey, man, listen, um,
Speaker 1: I am not inquiring about a new car. You can
Speaker 1: take me off your list. I appreciate you. Wish me
Speaker 1: happy New Year. And just so you know, the car
Speaker 1: is pronounced Tucson after Tusan, Arizona. He said, no, no, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying Tuscan. I'm saying Tucson. Yeah. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying. He thought I was saying.
Speaker 1: He was saying he switched in the sea. I said, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't say you were saying to Tuscan are both wrong.
Speaker 1: They're both wrong. I said that. I said, you work
Speaker 1: for Honday, right, so I'm gonna try to help you here,
Speaker 1: because you seeming like a really nice guy, like I knew.
Speaker 1: I wasn't like rude him. I said, he was a
Speaker 1: really nice guy. Would you see? He wished me happy
Speaker 1: New Year? I said, but just so you know, since
Speaker 1: you work for Hunday, it's pronounced Tucson like the number two,
Speaker 1: and then San like tu San Arizona. And then I said,
Speaker 1: you know, if I didn't, if I didn't already own one,
Speaker 1: I probably would have gotten a wrong. Also, like I
Speaker 1: played it off like I didn't know it's two San Arizona.
Speaker 1: But look, if you're if you're a slice and and
Speaker 1: you you look and you see them on the road
Speaker 1: and you say Hondai and you don't know it's Hunday
Speaker 1: like Sunday, It's okay. It's possible because you don't work
Speaker 1: for the company, right And if you say TuS On
Speaker 1: because you don't, it doesn't click in your head that
Speaker 1: it's Tusun Arizona. That's fine. Well over the holidays, it's
Speaker 1: happened to me. I was also calling j C. Penny
Speaker 1: and the recorded message said, thank you for calling j C. Pennies.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, they added an S to it. Yes happened. Uh.
Speaker 1: I called the j C. Penny and the Fine Newports
Speaker 1: Center Mall in Jersey City, and that was their recorded message,
Speaker 1: the answering service whatever. It was a recorded message by
Speaker 1: a woman in the store, thank you for calling j C. Pennies. No,
Speaker 1: there's no S on Penny. It's j C. Penny period.
Speaker 1: All right, right, all right, now do you have the
Speaker 1: deferred plan clip. That's it. That's all I got. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play with all. We by the way we
Speaker 1: are now and our we're at our time. We've had
Speaker 1: our time. I want to say that next week I'll
Speaker 1: say for next week, I like that you have. I
Speaker 1: love I love how you. I love how I say
Speaker 1: Brody makes at the beginning of the show. We keep
Speaker 1: a timer. Okay, they don't cost very much. In fact,
Speaker 1: you have one in your pocket. Start a timer on
Speaker 1: the show. So just happy to see you, ohio, okay yo,
Speaker 1: all right, no, you're right. Everything with guys, Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: I just got a lot of stuff. When we were
Speaker 1: on vacation, I didn't tell you about the worst bar
Speaker 1: w u r s T bar, which turned out to
Speaker 1: be the worst bar w r s T And I
Speaker 1: got some free dessert, but I'm not gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: save that because you know, for whatever reason. All right, anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, well, you know there's new slang for the
Speaker 1: word worst. What's that? What do? What do you what?
Speaker 1: It's it's uh, it's it's w r T I think
Speaker 1: or w the worst is for this? Was? These are
Speaker 1: they actually sell they specialize in, like in uh kabasi
Speaker 1: and bratt. Worst's all kinds of worst worst. What do you? Yes?
Speaker 1: W u r s T are right, it's a play
Speaker 1: on words. It's actually they sell hot dogs and cabassi
Speaker 1: and stuff. And one of my last meals before I
Speaker 1: went on my January detox, I had that and it
Speaker 1: was an abomination of a night. And I'm like, all
Speaker 1: I kept thinking about was you Brodie. But we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that next week. Do you have something else? Uh no,
Speaker 1: just Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what, guys, Yeah, we want we want to we
Speaker 1: want to clear out the old and start with the new. Um. Obviously,
Speaker 1: I don't think we can get any more ornaments. I
Speaker 1: think those have been put away for this season. But
Speaker 1: you know, I think it's time for some holiday sweatshirts
Speaker 1: left over. You can buy them now for next Yes,
Speaker 1: you could do that. Uh yeah, we gotta talk about
Speaker 1: our our We're gonna talk to our guy and we
Speaker 1: gotta see what we have coming up this spring. Uh so, yes,
Speaker 1: maybe you know, maybe we should have a shirt with
Speaker 1: a tucks on on it, a tucks on a Tucson,
Speaker 1: a tuks On a Tucson, a Hondai Tucson. So go
Speaker 1: to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. I love that. I
Speaker 1: love the fact that we were kind of in sync
Speaker 1: with each other these days. Yeah, oh that's right. And
Speaker 1: before we say bye bye bye, go to uh two
Speaker 1: on eight f seven say hello, hello, hello, Yeah, give
Speaker 1: your boys a voicemail. Come on, yeah, it's not I
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